Are you ok Woolie? I can't tell where the bit ends and the crippling existentialism begins.
@SteelBallRun18906 жыл бұрын
Cat: I'm just sayin' brudda.
@enzofurtado49126 жыл бұрын
Those minorities are messing doing weird things brudda
@cypher14196 жыл бұрын
Bleetzboll
@johnhandzlik6596 жыл бұрын
cat : you know what they say brudda the best albed is a dead albed
@KittyAwesomnessgirl16 жыл бұрын
@@johnhandzlik659 better to be dead than Albed am i right?
@johnhandzlik6596 жыл бұрын
@@KittyAwesomnessgirl1 yeah brudda preach
@ghostfear20116 жыл бұрын
Is the cat named Wakka?
@0rriAndroid6 жыл бұрын
"How could this have happened? A black white supremacist cat"
@warzone8226 жыл бұрын
Woolie has found the uncle ruckus of cats
@trustyyour136 жыл бұрын
This is Woolie's LITERAL pet project.
@zombyjano6 жыл бұрын
Is this Lovecraft's cat?
@MrGregory7776 жыл бұрын
Lovecraft was the racist. The cat just had a really bad name
@nexusgiga6 жыл бұрын
MrGbere777 then lovecraft when “no I like black people. Sorry *redacted*”
@riftwalking77186 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that his grand fathers cat?
@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf6 жыл бұрын
@@MrGregory777 his father or his grandfather named the cat that and lovecraft actually tried to get better with his societal views since he was basically a sheltered dude during that time period
@mgrey246 жыл бұрын
OH NO!
@ngmajora69866 жыл бұрын
"Jon, all I'm saying is if you look at the statistics you shouldn't be surprised" - Garfield
@davenathan20026 жыл бұрын
I hate Mondays... and minorities.
@kilroy68066 жыл бұрын
@@davenathan2002 is this a ChapoTrapHouse reference??
@mindshuffler33326 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Key and Peele sketch with the racist dogs.
@luvhair2556 жыл бұрын
" Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no minorities; for Woolie art with me: thy feet and thy ankles, they comfort me."
@GenerationWest6 жыл бұрын
"Hey man, all lives matter" - Grand Wizard Kitty
@scottofcanes6 жыл бұрын
"You can't prove anything, brudda."
@lindthechaoticheretic87086 жыл бұрын
No lives matter...
@arn13456 жыл бұрын
"All nine of them, but not you. You're too dark"
@CyberShinobiX6 жыл бұрын
I now need an image of a cat with Wakka's hair expertly photoshopped onto its head
@solidswat20416 жыл бұрын
If you showed a racist cat 20 different people and each person had slightly darker skin, would the cat notice?
@Dummy2576 жыл бұрын
Show it darker and darker people slowly, just like toilet training
@topndecy6 жыл бұрын
You mean like boiling frogs but the frogs are the cats eyes?
@jmepik6 жыл бұрын
progressive overload. but with blackness
@iller36 жыл бұрын
2:29 _"They always go to my feet and do the figure 8's"_ *Because your big gross leg is HUWITE,* Woolie!
@InugamiTheHound6 жыл бұрын
big beefy white leg!!
@TheHaloAdventureShow6 жыл бұрын
The Cat's just saying...."all dogs go to heaven, am I right? I'm just saying...i'm JUST saying" ~ Wakka Cat
@NobleLucy6 жыл бұрын
Was the cat wearing a hood? This is an important question ,guys
@LightningZerker6 жыл бұрын
Not really. But I do know its name is Wakka.
@NobleLucy6 жыл бұрын
@@LightningZerker I have a feeling this cat has a passion for bleetzbolllll
@zomboids21006 жыл бұрын
*I'm just saying budda*
@mothermushroom_6 жыл бұрын
Woolie VS Race Traitor Cat
@kilroy68066 жыл бұрын
"No you don't understand, I'M one of the good ones." -Cat, probably
@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf6 жыл бұрын
*cough* sauce *cough*
@mothermushroom_4 жыл бұрын
@@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf LMAO I never saw this reply until rewatching this video rn I believe you said that when I had the Dancer of the Boreal Valley R34 image as my pfp? Idk bruh just look that up if you still care at fucking all
@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf4 жыл бұрын
@@mothermushroom_ i dont even remember what it looked like lol
@Tijikiotec6 жыл бұрын
Matts half hearted "I've got one and a half" was great
@jdtheba91716 жыл бұрын
But my cat loves being racist.
@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto84896 жыл бұрын
Woolie confirmed to play a Druid when the finally figure out how to record a d&d game.... it’s simple podcast room and roll 20 that’s all that need
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
I thought this was about Elmo for a second there.
@Taiyou944 жыл бұрын
He retold this story recently
@WeaponOfMyDestructio6 жыл бұрын
At least your white friends don't keep asking whats the difference between plantains and bananas cause the keep buying unripe bananas.
@jpatel03986 жыл бұрын
OOF
@thestormtrooperwhocanaim4966 жыл бұрын
Ded
@Lanewreck6 жыл бұрын
Pat trying not to lose his shit when woolie said "rehabilitate" lol
@DevonPalmer986 жыл бұрын
Woolie, can you fix racist humans too?
@Skullnaught6 жыл бұрын
Woolie "Albed bout to be all dead" Madden
@dadag95596 жыл бұрын
If only he was so powerful
@DevonPalmer986 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Dreadful This comment might come back to haunt you one day.
@ckbooks6 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough this is usually also how you fix racist humans.
@zerotakis6 жыл бұрын
Yes he can, I used to believe in ethnostates but then I looked into Darlington's eyes an my whole life changed.
@willg80356 жыл бұрын
Oh no. Woolie and small pets. He's going to befriend the racist cat to sacrifice it.
@junaidazam126 жыл бұрын
Why does woolie try so hard to act apathetic about things he so clearly cares about and brings to attention by himself . Edit: i guess he's just tired .
@Caidezes6 жыл бұрын
He was out of it during the whole podcast. Seems like he really needed to sleep.
@k.-flynn6 жыл бұрын
you should see Pat during e3
@RicochetForce6 жыл бұрын
Woolie's haunted. Mission Accomplished.
@jaymoneyyy1106 жыл бұрын
"A friend that WAS black" lucky them. Wish I could turn it off.
@Samagachi6 жыл бұрын
Helel Alexander Michael jackson did.
@dickslit40356 жыл бұрын
You make it sound like a devil trigger!
@TAMAMO-VIRUS6 жыл бұрын
Wish I could turn mine ON. I'm half-black, but I'm like super pale
@suddenllybah6 жыл бұрын
Hey Woolie, Pat's just attempting to have a doggo that will let him have more black friends in the future. Edit: Okay, Woolie is fine with this.
@Mrcrazy806 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining the cat putting Woolie in the Figure-8-Leglock.
@TheOnlyGimmeturben6 жыл бұрын
dude if anyone tried to eat my head as a baby i think i would be scarred too lmao
@InugamiTheHound6 жыл бұрын
remember in old TBFP video Matt and pat talked about how woolly hated cats and would abuse them and don't forget he hates palico cat in monster hunter as well!
@HibHab696 жыл бұрын
The Uncle Ruckus of cats.
@geardog246 жыл бұрын
But what do I do with a Nazi goldfish?
@KingInYellowTatters6 жыл бұрын
Lost cause, man. Even if Woolie was able to teach it anything, it'd just forget whatever it learned 7 seconds later. Just flush it.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick6 жыл бұрын
geardog24 All you have to do it wait. Those things have the shelf life of a left-over soufflé.
@massivebees6 жыл бұрын
I thought the title of this clip was referring to the name of H.P. Lovecraft's cat (look it up)
@theprofesionalist79276 жыл бұрын
I feel like this new business would be called "Puss Pounders", but then he'd have to explain to all his customers what services he actually provides. He'd also have to deal with any tempting offers that his customers would give him if they initially went to him for other services. ;)
@geebeepman6 жыл бұрын
woolie's fix is usually just hitting it til it works.
@silverroddo14686 жыл бұрын
"Cattened" in the end, winter it will send, throwing all you see, into obscurity!
@Charles-jj2su6 жыл бұрын
I love Woolie
@dogsoldier1236 жыл бұрын
Platonic or sexually?
@Charles-jj2su6 жыл бұрын
Mr Saturday I mean, I like dreads :p he’s not bad looking by any means. He’s also quite sassy ;p but yknow what I mean! XD
@dogsoldier1236 жыл бұрын
@@Charles-jj2su I know what you mean. All of the best friends look extremely fuckable
@IlPeggiore6 жыл бұрын
Black cats with green eyes are the cutest thing in the universe
@kammerdude49286 жыл бұрын
Woolie and the cat have something in common.
@cyberninjazero56596 жыл бұрын
Well racist dogs exist so it balances out
@_ArmIa6 жыл бұрын
Racist elephants too, apparently. All we need now is for mice to get in on that shit and we’ve got the makings of a really politically incorrect Warner Brothers cartoon, about 70 years too late.
@Raven_Frame6 жыл бұрын
What if I don’t want Woolie to?
@jcace136 жыл бұрын
I want constant updates on this story.
@Fitzy_Fitz6 жыл бұрын
Cat: y'see blacks have these notches at the back of their skull which make them more obedient
@StarsongKey6 жыл бұрын
I thought Matt was going with like a 3/5ths comparison when he said he had "like 1 and a half [black friends]"
@InugamiTheHound6 жыл бұрын
Friendcast 89 is live now! "Three-fifths of a Podcast"
@Jay-ln1co6 жыл бұрын
At least the cat had a reason.
@sownheard6 жыл бұрын
Why don't they upload the full podcast?
@crashrox926 жыл бұрын
My cats racism is mostly self-hatred, can you also fix this?
@maninredhelm6 жыл бұрын
Has it tried to eat its own head?
@fablion63246 жыл бұрын
“My cat’s racist.... Woolie!!”
@In-The-Zone6 жыл бұрын
Matt "I have like 1 and a half" black friends ...so Pat and Woolie
@SteelBallRun18904 жыл бұрын
He meant Pat and Liam.
@Eiddew6 жыл бұрын
woolie the pier fixed my cat!
@newking62196 жыл бұрын
I can see the TV pitch now.
@Dawnelldo26 жыл бұрын
So is the cat's name Uncle Ruckus?
@_2fcd_9786 жыл бұрын
Pat, you need to tell Woolie that the cat will never stop being rascist!
@viniciusdebrito42666 жыл бұрын
Woolie Brazil needs you
@ProxyDoug6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, just virtue signal really hard, it always works...
@KingGhidora976 жыл бұрын
😂 fudeu
@GoofballAndi6 жыл бұрын
Putting one down for the first "Blacked" reference. IT HAS BEEN ZERO (0) DAYS
@makeda65306 жыл бұрын
Woolie said *_"Blacked"_* cat? Woolsworth.
@periwinking6 жыл бұрын
Woolie, can I hire you to come to America and make my family members not racist? They are only a few steps removed from a house trained animal anyway
@kristoferkeck3916 жыл бұрын
Oh poor woolie
@SolarBeamGleam6 жыл бұрын
Try having the cat watch Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, that should help.
@Lanewreck6 жыл бұрын
Saw the title, imidiatly clicked. Lmao
@Y2JLionTamer6 жыл бұрын
Is her friend Shoko Nakagawa? lol
@RD-uf6gw6 жыл бұрын
I'm associating that name with the vocal track from about halfway through Gurren Lagann, and can't see where racist cats come into it.
@Y2JLionTamer6 жыл бұрын
@@RD-uf6gw Shoko loves putting her cats faces in her mouth
@josebarrientos44856 жыл бұрын
Grand wizard kitty: final solution?
@Kouh_Sijaed6 жыл бұрын
Woolie fix my racist human please
@Agape2401lili6 жыл бұрын
I swear I thought they were referring to Lovecraft's blatantly racist pet name in his work called the "The Rats in the Walls"
@acedian446 жыл бұрын
Yo did you guys see the new Sabrina Netflix series? Salem is Killa Queen in it..
@asdfasdfasdfasdfasd35346 жыл бұрын
Heal my racist cat's dark heart
@NameIsDoc6 жыл бұрын
My old dog barked at anyone new when they were at my home until they are introduced to her. She did it to everyone not family or a toddler. (although she still will bark at anyone with tools regardless of standing) That said it's awkward when it looks like she is racist.
@josefstylin78596 жыл бұрын
The only thing I could think when Matt said he had "One and a half" black friends was, Is Woolie the half?
@paintedbrandy6 жыл бұрын
Black Cat, the fan sequel to White Dog?
@swedishpoffe6 жыл бұрын
someone seems to enjoy Legalization
@NMBR476 жыл бұрын
Haha
@YamashitaTsubasa6 жыл бұрын
Woolie being the "not all black people are bad" person sounds depressing
@YamashitaTsubasa6 жыл бұрын
Then again this fanbase shows that's the reality
@patrickwilde58276 жыл бұрын
Must like Woolie because of his one white leg
@forestbr34th545 жыл бұрын
Bruh. If my black cat was cursed then thats the coolest shit ever. I'll raise it like a familiar and shit and have it walk past people I don't like
@shotguncrucifix6 жыл бұрын
Why do they call him Crazy John
@IndoorSitup6 жыл бұрын
would be even more funny if the cat was named kanye
@thelaughingrouge6 жыл бұрын
Bork busters also busts racism.
@nexusgiga6 жыл бұрын
That cats name? Edgar Allen poe
@CheetahsArePrettyCool6 жыл бұрын
shooka shooka 🐱
@bloodyangel16 жыл бұрын
I have a black cat, and purposely went to the shelter looking for one because I think they are cool. And he is a great cat, except he has the feline herpes, so he is always sick. :(
@PsychoWolf146 жыл бұрын
Its called conditioning and yes woolie help that cat. help it.
Sooo... how's this any different than someone being afraid of a specific breed of dogs?
@Mother3pla3r6 жыл бұрын
theres a movie called White Dog that woolie would like a lot i think ;)
@darrianweathington19236 жыл бұрын
All cats become foot fetishist when woolies around
@InugamiTheHound6 жыл бұрын
so they'll become little furry Clemps?? (FYIL Clemps has foot fetish!!!)
@HumphreyHorsehead6 жыл бұрын
When Matt said he had 1 and a half it was a huge missed opportunity to say 1 and 3/5ths
@inactive95446 жыл бұрын
UNCLE RUCKUS CAT??
@SuperFrozenMilkshake6 жыл бұрын
I expect updates on this racist cat
@LuisRivera-rq5oj6 жыл бұрын
Isn't getting paid to fix your racist cat basically what that dude Jackson Galaxy does?
@ViolacTrough6 жыл бұрын
That doesn't hate black people it hates haunted people.
@-THE_META6 жыл бұрын
Is Woolie Black!?!?
@stuart25706 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, there is actually a movie about this kind of situation, White Dog, directed by Samuel Fuller. Pretty powerful flick, I’d recommend it (it’s on Criterion).
@CaptainTrips1236 жыл бұрын
Woolie's friend is just racist-- the cat is picking up on the attempts to familiarize him, so he won't expect the attempts to steal his body.
@ColonelCorson6 жыл бұрын
YEET THOSE FEET
@DuhVietMan6 жыл бұрын
So does shoko nakagawa's cats hate asians then?
@lemeres24786 жыл бұрын
Exposing pets to woolie so they become less racist? HAVE YOU EVER MET YOUR KZbin AUDIENCE!?
@N_Moli6 жыл бұрын
Woolie supports all races! ... Except Al Bhed. Sorry.
@RazielBR6 жыл бұрын
"If someone of the WRONG SKIN COLOR"... If the owner said THAT, the cat isn't the only one who needs to be fixed xD