Friendcast Clips: "Make Shitty Movies To Contain The Demon!"

[@Rainb0wDElta]

Keep the LP demon at bay by playing DMC 2

[@ivanpabon2741]

Yesssssssssss

[@jorgamund07]

They'll never complete the seal until they play Dante's Inferno.

[@ufofighter16]

But first, Pat must play Chaos Legion

[@Stefano.C]

@@ufofighter16 Is the game bad? I got the impression that it was polarizing amongst people who played it.

[@ufofighter16]

@@Stefano.C I have no idea; all I know is Pat REFUSES to play it, and him Full LP'ing that is the first step to the Best Friends Dante's Inferno Full LP, which in turn leads to the DMC2 Full LP; this is a 3 prong'd seal we're talking about here

[@GabeSweetMan]

New Lore: Woolie must continuously know what he messin' wit to keep the hauntings at bay.

[@morbidabyss12]

So that’s why there are so many Bourne identity movies. It’s to keep Matt Damon in Boston

[@BlargleWargle]

Without him, Ben Affleck, and the Wahlbergs, the city's arts collapse.

[@lemeres2478]

It is just "Matt Damon kicking someone in the face and stabbing them with a pen". You only have to hire a camera man since he goes around doing that anyway.

[@thomaswalker2607]

Gonna need some flex-tape to keep the demons from getting out, aren't we. Remember when kraven killed spiderman, started cosplaying as him because he wanted to prove that _he_ was the ultimate spiderman, and then blew his brains out because he thought he killed the peak prey and had nothing to live for?

[@TheKrawtch]

You're only truly lonely when all your enemies are dead.

[@lemeres2478]

2:35 Wow, this meta is just like the hellraiser movies. Only instead of locking in the demon, they use shitty direct to video movies to lock in the license.

[@todd8398]

Lemeres Hahahaha all those later D2V Hellraiser movies are a Lament Configuration. So don't watch them!

[@omrmajeed]

Mobile Game development is basically the Horror movie business

[@naiustheyetti]

sadly.

[@lemeres2478]

True. They are more daring than most actual horror movies. I don't think I have ever heard of any movie where they will strangle a child for 20 minutes if the audience doesn't pay microtransactions.

[@LilAnonomus]

If they stop, WWIII starts.

[@ssjenforcer191191191]

Best part of producing the new Halloween, $0 for marketing. It's called Halloween! It gets free marketing everywhere, especially those early screenings they had months ago.

[@PredatoryQQmber]

5:00 Go to Liam's channel, search videos on "Anima" and "Caligula Effect". Also, play Gothic trilogy (aka "Witcher-starter"). There ARE diamonds in the shit-pile. But only Japanese and Europeans seem to bother to dig for them.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Go on to produce "SHIT'S LOCKED: THE MOVIE".

[@Xport9]

SHIT'S LOCKED 2: DELICIOUS EMPTY DRAWERS

[@DaftMeat]

PG-friendly version: "Shhh! It's Locked!"

[@tylerhind6709]

Wonder if they'll play Bayonetta while waiting for DMC5 to come out, cause DMC4 is gonna end way before March.

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

I genuinely hope they play DMC, because I think it would be hilarious to watch them shit on it

[@SeanBarkerNegaScott128]

Chuckles Helicopter Wigwam Jones - Pat's actually talked about how the core gameplay is actually fine, and genuinely quite good in the PS4 re-release. It's the story that's the source of most of the complaints. But yeah, I would definitely like to see them rip that story to shreds and also talk about how the PS4 version fixes stuff in the original release.

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

@@SeanBarkerNegaScott128 Oh, yeah. I totally agree-I have spent a lot of time playing it, it's pretty fun. I mostly just want to see them laugh at the cutscenes and terrible dialogue

[@SergioSource]

Only if they play it in Spanish with El Donte mod

[@Comkill117]

If they play Spanish DmC I’ll watch it as much as Bit and Brits DMC2. Also yeah I really hope they play Bayonetta and DmC.

[@Xport9]

anything to avoid from playing Dante's Inferno.

[@PredatoryQQmber]

Lords of Shadow 2 and Silent Hill 4 too. NEVER FORGET !

[@tomisabum]

You guys should 100 percent toss some cash into doing horror movies. I'm legit tempted to draft up a screenplay based on some good takes on some classic SCP Foundation stuff and just toss it at you. Bring in TheVolgun for some creepy voice work.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I can only foresee a dumb monster movie, due to higher up concerns that people wouldn’t get it or something

[@FutBoy281]

Keep the spiderman demon at bay!

[@trevingrayek791]

That demon looks more like a Muppet than a spider

[@FutBoy281]

@@trevingrayek791 Keep the Willem Dafoe demon at bay

[@convolutedclarity]

Theyve been trying to keep him at bay for a very long time, that's why he appeared in beyond two souls.

[@jeffreyflowers5203]

Man I can't wait for the Devil may cry movie directed by David Cage.Gonna be gooood

[@kentalacrucia]

Jeffrey Flowers Paul W. S. Anderson, you uncultured swine.

[@kovulion7777]

Fnaf games in a nutshell, its like Paranormal activity

[@AlexusDelphi]

Paranormal Activity 1 (2007) Budget: $15,000 Box Office: $193.4 million

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

Wes Craven's New Nightmare, as well as being a precursor to the Scream series, is also suspiciously similar to The Ring. Freddie now lives in a well, possesses the protagonist's son and kills a physician who is examining him at a hospital. He is also dispatched in a very similar way to Samara in that they need to produce movies to keep him at bay whereas in the ring they copy the VHS tape and distribute it to pass the curse on to someone else.

[@trentanderson9323]

Shitstorm: The Movie. Go.

[@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489]

God Matt looks like a guy who owes me money

[@convolutedclarity]

He looks like the guy that owes everyone money.

[@evendrag6302]

He looks like Bless

[@BlargleWargle]

Jim Sterling made a horror movie, you guys could totally do one yourselves. I mean no consequences came as a result of running around dressed like Colonial Marines, right?

[@13johnnyemo]

What are you talking about, elm street two is great! That barbecue scene is fucking awesome

[@TheHandsomeDevil55]

I want a Scrublords movies

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

The existence of those horror movies has hollowed part of my soul

[@SuperUnhappyman]

cant wait for the day they release the woolie hole in cinemas

[@Gamingchairenthusiast122]

Sometimes I wonder if mat could direct a horror movie.

[@vivena9]

No youtuber has ever made a good movie.

[@convolutedclarity]

I think halfway through the movie all the horror stuff would be dropped and it would just turn into the punisher.

[@luisalonso959]

He already have crymentina for costume design.

[@PredatoryQQmber]

@@convolutedclarity After he praised Netflix's Punisher travesty I question him being a Punisher fan at all. And I'm not even a comix fan… or any kind of American.

[@cynical_perks8725]

Making the "shitting out a bunch of mediocre movies" a part of the canon for a slasher series is *actually* genius.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

is that why they keep letting Cajeh make games?

[@LovinTheSickBeat]

artistafrustrado anything to keep omikron in check

[@Artista_Frustrado]

@Pseudo Wounds what?

[@GrimatheFelldragon666]

What happened to the omensight playthrough?

[@kakoytazabar]

It was a two parter.

[@GrimatheFelldragon666]

@@kakoytazabar what 2 parter I only saw one video

[@kakoytazabar]

Oh, my bad, I thought of another game. Yeah, that's ashame, but they won't do a full playthrow of that. The ending isn't worth it anyway, even though the game is good.

[@fistoftheworldking3834]

So what you're saying is that Billy is the Wes Craven in all of this and he hires you scrublords as the producer. I understand.

[@todd8398]

3:48 Nice to hear a shout-out to RLM!

[@N_Moli]

Just as I was about to sleep, they pull this shit on me. Best Friends ruin sleep.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

We gotta make-a ze bad game to keep ze David Cage in check

[@kovulion7777]

Thus we now understand why Shitstorm this year is just filled and filled with the most euroest jankiest games

[@silverroddo1468]

I love the dumb Iggy Pop song / montage during the credits of Freddy's Dead.

[@cbreezy1221121]

I would legit like to see a superbestfriendsplay produced horror movie

[@trevingrayek791]

I actually really liked Nightmare part 2. I really stood out in the franchise. It's a shame they never followed up on it.

[@bloodyangel1]

What's the final shitstorm episode going to be???

[@Comkill117]

A shitty movie a day keeps the demons away. But welcoming in omikron straight up kills them.

[@Comkill117]

Thinking about it I remember hearing Omikron the movie was a huge success worldwide.

[@kovulion7777]

Call of Duty games?

[@andrei11dr]

This explains David Cage to mi...

[@Samael1113]

ANoES 2: Freddy's Revenge is actually pretty decent. Sort of like Halloween III. Different, unexpected and ultimately underrated.

[@CorruptCodeMonkey]

Whenever Matt talks about something on the podcast it's always upbeat without a hint of irony. Whenever the other one talks about Anime he started but didn't finish and the other-other one talks about HxH like it's good but only makes it sound worse then it already is I want to zone out. He makes me wish he got a slew of bad movies about Nightmare on Elm Street just to contain the shitty spirit of Nightmare on Elm Street.

[@Eco419]

DMC2 cowards

[@thelaughingrouge]

After growing up in the Adirondacks it's super weird to hear somebody refer to them as down south.

[@hugosanchez3472]

thelaughingrouge well youre first

[@Chayreus]

Isn't this straight-up the plot to Cabin in the Woods?

[@sethstrattan7380]

Didn’t blumhouse got the rights to five nights at Freddy’s

[@fien111]

If you make a movie for a million dollars and 2% of the movie going audience see it.....you've made a METRIC FUCKTON of money. How is Woolie not getting this? It's basically the same sales model as unity asset flip games or mobile games. It doesn't have to be good, or even popular, it just has to get a few thousand sales out of the gaming audience of HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS and it'll make a massive profit.