Friendship Breaks, Male Privilege & Salmon Sperm Facials | Scheananigans

This week, Scheana and Janet are in the studio answering audience questions and proving that you can still learn new things about someone 8 years into friendship, like how Janet has never tried a banana before?! Which one can’t remember their anniversary date? Where do they both fall on the sit vs squat debate regarding public toilets? Who is their mutual childhood crush? Also, Janet reveals plans for her next career venture and rescinds her offer to be Scheana’s surrogate. Tune in to find out why! Plus, how do they feel about wearing white after Labor Day?
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[@Leafylover]

Janet is not likable

[@haileybad]

She will be after a few years like Katie.

[@Roz-y2d]

Neither is Scemer!

[@aquariusashley94]

Janet will not be likable in a few years like Katie. Janet is Thirsty, Katie never ever was thirsty. That's the difference.

[@Saundra-jq7rm]

IDK why everyone hates Janet. she kind of gives off grandma vibes. Like she's old and boring. Plane jane. Boring Janet Scheana used to be more likable. Approval ratings for both Scheana and Lala platoed after season 11. That's what happens when you prioritize your paychecks over personal friendships. That's part of why they're making cameos on the Valley. Redemption

[@rebeccageorge9925]

Based on this comment you aren't either

[@madisonroof4558]

The amount of commercials is crazyyyyy😩

[@missbelle_elle]

Ain’t free

[@Suitable_audience]

I find Janet pretty relatable and down to earth here.

[@bandysma8476]

Janet is always great on pods. She is good as an interviewer and a guest. I'm not sure what happens on the show. But I hope that Jason and Janet (B and S, and D and N) survive reality tv with marriage intact because it's a tough medium and ego is not our amigo. As long as they keep remembering they are on the same team act accordingly. On the other hand, happy for Britt. Better to get out when kids young when you are dealing with a severely limited person.

[@rosemariebellisimo384]

Parenting tip 101… NEVER give in to your child’s tantrums. She will continue throwing fits to get her way every single time if you continue breaking your back to accommodate her tantrums. You should have proceeded, went to dinner, put your foot down and enforce some damn rules or you will go insane.

[@johana_fitness_lifestyle]

Is it me or does the Janet on these podcasts seem completely different from the Janet on Reality Tv?

[@nairnair7726]

Because Janet thought she was the star of the show and tried to bully kristen out. The audience put her on her place and reminded her who really is the OG

[@Scheana]

@@johana_fitness_lifestyle this is Janet! Same as I may seem like a different version on VPR but it truly depends on the group of people you’re forced in groups with and it is edited. This is not edited. This is just us.

[@nairnair7726]

@Scheana that doesn't excuse the bullying and trying to make the group isolate kristrn from the rest.

[@leerandall7740]

Always great to see Janet back on the podcast! I love it! I personally don't think she comes off mean on The Valley - but she certainly doesn't put up with nonsense. Sorry, but I'm not a Kristin fan. I don't wish any ill will, I just don't enjoy her on The Valley. I feel like Scheana fits perfectly into The Valley - simply because of where she and Brock are in their lives right now. I wish all the haters would stop. I'm glad you both have thick skin! And I hope you know that there are genuine people out here who do care about y'all. And want good things for you! Love y'all! Have a safe & happy Labor Day Weekend!

[@kke78]

The flashing back and forth is a lot on the eyes. Not being rude, it is just too much on my eyes. I'm not a fan of Janet , but enjoy your shows. 😀

[@ScubaSteve3560]

I do not like her at all, but she is needed because she makes s GREAT villain and Queen Kristen Doute is the perfect anti-hero opposite Janet

[@beccalynn9376]

How was Kristin the hero.. the only thing that redeemed her was her man trying to level set her into reality.

[@ScubaSteve3560]

@@beccalynn9376 anti-hero. It's somebody that you root for that is flawed. In my opinion, she came across as being ganged up on and it made me like her

[@missbelle_elle]

I love me some Kristin

[@MayaPentkowska]

You are blessed to be able to see a fertility specialist. Its honestly so expensive for families on regular HMOs. Its not even an option for the most part. I honestly wish it was more talked about how expensive it is.

[@Scheana]

@@MayaPentkowska it’s insane! I have a PPO but it still doesn’t cover any of this!

[@MayaPentkowska]

@@Scheana I wish you all the success 🙌.

[@Saundra-jq7rm]

Wishing success lol so much for advice,or actual helpful suggestions.

[@sarahparis8691]

Listening as I crank out...GASP...12 hours of writing wotk😭. Scheana, you rock--I love that no matter what, you're always yourself, good and bad, and you shine. Thanks for always showing up

[@Scheana]

@@sarahparis8691 ily!!!

[@sarahparis8691]

@@Scheana Love you!!

[@missbelle_elle]

Janet - I’m sorry but the fans are not fanning for you

[@haileybad]

Neither did they with Katie before but look at her now 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@missbelle_elle]

@@haileybad Katie is still the same betch she always was- it just so happens that she’s Ariana’s good friend after the Tom’s scandal

[@Saundra-jq7rm]

The fans aren't fanning bc they aren't fans of Janet. They're no Jan fans. She's exhausting snoozefest.

[@missbelle_elle]

@@haileybad I still don’t like Katie- since season 1.

[@missbelle_elle]

@@Saundra-jq7rm amen sister

[@sheilaoneil6928]

I'm 86 I've had so many people ask me what my skin care is ,and I've never told them the truth,and I would spread my husband's ( you know what), on my face,it would turn kinda brown ,and not smell. I did this every time we did the deed I'd use it ,so even tho I can't see,for myself,that's what people tell me!!!❤❤

[@Roz-y2d]

🤮

[@kezi7043]

TMI

[@SoccerDua]

Scheana should have followed up on the autism comment from Janet- it was super interesting and also vulnerable of her to discuss. But Scheana cruelly just left her hanging -"How interesting." Autism is especially hard to diagnose in women, and it's a fascinating and relatable hot topic for many

[@Leelee-u4m2t]

Janet is great TV...mean, nice give me all of it!

[@happy9180]

Scheen you and Janet should start a podcast together love your videos

[@GatorandV]

Omg! I am exactly the same with bananas no one in the world has ever understood me. I feel good knowing there is someone out there feels the same.

[@Saundra-jq7rm]

Banana gag is a real thing.

[@jenifersantinole]

Now that Lala has takes her career due to jealousy I wonder if Scheana will do the same 😂

[@marybunker8922]

Prunes are dehydrated plums, raisins are dehydrated grapes.

[@Roz-y2d]

Did you see how annoyed and embarrassed Sceemer was when she showed her ignorance? 🤣

[@Scheana]

@@Roz-y2d but I kept it in. I coulda edited it out.

[@Roz-y2d]

@@ScheanaHa yes! But then you have no shame!

[@amyt5356]

Hey Scheana! Love your podcast. I am a dental assistant, kids need spacing in order for their permit teeth to come in correctly and straight. I wouldn’t worry about it. I had a space between my front teeth all through high school and some of my adult life and I never got picked on. Just wanted to give you some positive feedback about that. Don’t stress too much!!

[@SH-ju7hd]

Gee, the baby conversations are SOOO fascinating.

[@SkarGig]

stalker alert in the comments :( stay safe

[@lasmujeresnotienenpollAs]

Too bad she lives in California, and doesn't believe in personal firearm rights. Same w her aussie husband. Lol stalkers get capped in my neck of the woods, so they go to gruesome Newsom's land of a million horrors. Tough times ahead, stay strapped

[@carlyjeepadventures3562]

You and Janet make great episodes!

[@natalievancouver8188]

I can only eat firm bananas but a few times a year.

[@shannabuster9115]

I’m not sure what has changed but the last several weeks the lighting seems so dark. Maybe you can adjust that so we can see you better.

[@HaleyFlood-b3j]

Hey scheana happy friday love u so much ur an amazing mom and wife im excited for the new season of the valley not a fan of michele she always wanted to play victim everytime people were speaking about her having an affair on jesse and then for her to get mad at kristen for saying what she heard was crazy to me she should have just taking accountability for her actions have an amazing and safe labor day weekend 😊

[@shashamarie4760]

I just had my d and c last week. I'm still trying to recover mentally and physically. I don't believe I waa offered genetic testing. Does this cost extra? I'm a bit disappointed I wasn't.

[@marybunker8922]

Getting dizzy with the camera changes.

[@Scheana]

@@marybunker8922 we were trying something new. Thank you for the feedback!

[@SahraEllwood]

Forget Salmon Sperm, try Profhilo. Its fantastic!!!

[@Scheana]

@@SahraEllwood as an injection?

[@SahraEllwood]

@@Scheana Yes, its injected to 5 points on both sides of the face. It's pure hyaluronic acid in high quantities and will bio-remodel collagen and elastin while hydrating the skin. I'm in Melbourne Australia and it's popular here and in Europe. I'm not sure if it's in the US though. Really love your podcast BTW 😊

[@Saundra-jq7rm]

Bananas are rich in potassium. And are considered a berry because they grown and have stems. I love bananas I'm like a monkey. Bananas gag is a real thing some people are anti banana,. They hate them anything banana related makes some people gag. I think it's the mushy texture. Tiny bananas baby sized are called lady fingers. They have baby sized bananas in the phillipines that are blue. I believe they are called aqua bananas. Those arent allowed in the US

[@AirJKB13]

LVP 49 year anniversary? She would hate that guess. How old would that make Lisa?

[@kezi7043]

Actually Lisa LOVES it and is Proud of the fact that her Marriage has lasted so long. Re your last question- she is 63yo - and your aversion to that is - What? - because if it's meant as a derogatory comment then You are what is called an Ageist. I'm just curious to know why you mentioned that as I only see it as being a WIN that she's reached that age. Many Do NOT. I suggest you educate yourself on the fact that being an Ageist and Ageism in every sense of the word is unacceptable in today's society. Google those words, Ageist and Ageism and please learn from it as at the moment you are promoting and contributing to the outdated biases of Stereotyping, Prejudice abd Discrimination which created Social Inrquality in the first place and which no longer HAVE a place in Society.

[@Solodolo18]

I am grateful for Your protection and justice, Jesus. Thank you for balancing my life.amen amen amen 🙏 ❤

[@lasmujeresnotienenpollAs]

Did ur mother drop u in a toilet bowl during birth or what?

[@Saundra-jq7rm]

Scheana and Lala have gone down platoed in viewer approval ratings especially post season 11. I think its because theyve become unlikable and unrelatable. Season 11 blatantly pointed out how they both prioritize their paycheck over personal friendships by becoming puppets for producers.

[@taylorb.7905]

There are red AND green raisins, Scheana. 🍇

[@kezi7043]

Well you can definitely say that Janet 's down to earth (at least at this stage in her early foray into reality tv) and whereas Scheana used to be my favourite I feel that she's become so Fake and cringe over the last few years. Also it seems to me that she now thinks she's too good for her old friends. I mean - Where is Jamie Lyn now? She used to be co host on a lot of Scheana's podcasts and now we never see her. I always saw, still do see Jamie as a Genuine human being. Beautiful inside and out and noticeably, very Intelligent with the added attribute of going deep into her research before she advocates. Love you Scheana, not a hater at all but you seem to have lost your way over the last couple of years and I struggle to see the Real person in you anymore. Not meaning to come from a place of Criticism but one of Awareness. Your Awareness that is. I do acknowledge that in your capacity as a member of all things Reality TV it requires that you act like and talk about the required context to a certain degree but in doing so youve become incessantly fake to the extreme and not relateable in a lot of ways. Granted that youve been open about your struggles with ocd and postpartum issues and I guess its natural to be overly self centred when youre trying to overcome these issues. Just try to keep real. Youve been real before without being fake so I know you can do it. Stay on track and Best of Luck with it all ✨️

[@missbelle_elle]

24:32 we can tell you’ve got problems

[@Solodolo18]

I would love to meet that lawyer scheana shay thank you God amen amen amen 🙏 ❤

[@lasmujeresnotienenpollAs]

Were ur parents brother and sister?

[@Saundra-jq7rm]

​@@lasmujeresnotienenpollAsyou're hilarious.haha ”Amen x3” ewew

[@christina_papou]

Pls do not sit on a toilet seat without it being covered or just squat. I have a friend that got sick because when she was younger she did that and was in the hospital for months. Pls do not do that. Think how covid was passed around.

[@AirJKB13]

It takes a few seasons to get a sense of everything. I just feel one couple is not strong enough to be on the show. The 3 under 3-couple. He mumbles BS to her under his breath. I know that type & truly hope I’m wrong. Gate to see marriages break up 90% of the time.

[@kezi7043]

Do you mean Danny and Nia?

[@Solodolo18]

I can't wait to scheana shay I love you god gonna bring us together very soon amen amen amen 🙏 ❤

[@karenschell9822]

My daughter went to apu, the tuition was so expensive!

[@MissLauren20]

My oldest son had wide gps in his teeth. The dentist explained the benefit of the gaps and sure enough. His adult teeth are perfect

[@Solodolo18]

Scheana shay i would like to get married soon thank you God amen amen amen 🙏 ❤

[@lasmujeresnotienenpollAs]

Who are u marrying? Ur first cousin?