Ozzy the adorable desk weasel.

[@subscriberswithvideos-up2wl]

This man is a legend for liking the comments 6 years later

[@jazz-the-man8747]

...my god he did it again...

[@Seilock]

we will never know the original message

[@Lynckz0]

:O now hes a fairy tail :O

[@jbeansillyfella]

Incredible content, I can see why

[@stix4768]

Didn’t realise this was 6 years old until I saw this comment. Probably rip ozzy

[@heyboost]

Hand: Moves Ozzy: *Peace was never an option.*

[@deanwrubel5730]

*bfg division starts playing*

[@obamaballs387]

Funny.

[@Mika-dw7fb]

*nice pfp*

[@haggisa]

Casper Hand: But, Erik, we are friends. Ozzy: Weasel and proud!!!

[@LaceJellyfish]

Casper LMAOOOOO

[@ovyle]

Finger: *Moves* Weasel: So you have chosen death

[@Zman0434]

Force Br no

[@fastoni5685]

dogger nation yes

[@Zman0434]

FasToni no

[@TheJhonnyck21]

@@Zman0434 yes

[@Zman0434]

Jhonny Julca >:0

[@alex.g7317]

A weasel is an essential part of a PC setup.

[@AndreasDelleske]

But where do you click?

[@alex.g7317]

@ on the WEASEL!

[@AndreasDelleske]

@@alex.g7317 Right ear and left ear?

[@alex.g7317]

@ sure, but i personally hold it the otherway round - right cheek and left cheek.

[@AndreasDelleske]

@@alex.g7317 Well at least the user interface for the scroll wheel is obviously the belly.

[@TheSektorz]

_KZbin suggestions: gaming, politics, desk weasel_ I'll take the desk weasel

[@MetFanMac]

You have chosen wisely. You have gained +5 stamina, +5 will to live, -10 depression.

[@phloridababe]

Agreed! 😂

[@phloridababe]

MetFanMac excellent response!🤙🏼❤️

[@lucienmaster7194]

I'll take politics

[@bazzmusic4952]

@@lucienmaster7194 you know ozzy is kind of a politician himself.

[@thehowcoww]

He moves so fast he looks like a cartoon character

[@javongraham3076]

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi

[@joshr452]

Mate he just looks like a weasel

[@xXHinatababezXx]

I am weasel!!!

[@gpproject1548]

@@javongraham3076 i haven't heard that name ever since i left middle school

[@snowa375]

Video is sped up

[@polarb_19s22]

KZbin: Here’s a weasel on a desk Me: Say no more

[@reggiesfarts6651]

Polarb_19 S yup lmao pretty much

[@pizeblu]

JAJAJAJAHJAJA

[@futavadumnezo]

Boom 17 million views!

[@TucoBenedicto]

Scarily accurate.

[@DingoXBX]

i don't think you know how the joke works

[@zefurrymedic3181]

Nine years later, still very adorable.

[@mylesflores8248]

Nine years later, still liking comments 😎

[@JillRhoads]

10 here!

[@Cacowninja]

Unfortunately he may no longer be around anymore.

[@SubLordHawk]

​@@Cacowninja But he will be loved forever.

[@-Grovesy-]

*Lifts finger by 0.1° degrees* "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our Battle will be Legendary!"

[@crow9782]

0000000000000.1° = 0.1°

[@wdestroier]

*Lifts finger by 6 minutes*

[@LegitGus]

you mean 0.0000000001 😂

[@kebeiwjwgseywgw5590]

@@crow9782 no?

[@xpcohiox]

@@kebeiwjwgseywgw5590 yes it does 😂😂😂

[@aemolle02]

Hand: "slightly moves" Weasel: "Finally, a worthy opponent..."

[@sumdud2129]

Our playtime will be legendary

[@saphirawinters7028]

"Skadoosh!" 😂

[@andreaanselmo7170]

"Are you approaching me?"

[@aemolle02]

@@andreaanselmo7170 Ozzy: "I can't snuggle the shit out of you without getting closer."

[@awsy080]

@@aemolle02 r/UnexpectedJoJo

[@SES77]

Boss: "Why are you watching KZbin at work" Me: "sir I think we should invest in desk weasels"

[@liiillllliiilllliilllliii9461]

Monthly prgress report Pruductivity down 90% Reason desk weasel

[@ogichi32]

This is delicious satire.

[@liltidbot-1963]

@@liiillllliiilllliilllliii9461 Worker: I see no problem here

[@Hunter-rf1go]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bene9139]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yiop386]

I got recommended this 11 years later and now my life is finally complete.

[@thex3635]

Hand: "slightly moves" Weasel: "Are you challenging me"

[@gabycashy5]

"oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?" and Jotaro line; "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"

[@mrtouchytouchy5794]

Ho ho then come as close as you like

[@Fat_Rucker]

"So you have choosen Death"

[@alesiodeda8079]

Why are you gay?

[@thex3635]

@@alesiodeda8079 no u

[@sarahwanders1459]

KZbin: here have this 6 yr old vid of a desk weasel. Me: ...... I'll take it.

[@procow2274]

🐿

[@drizzt_1755]

Same

[@Featherogue]

Same lmao

[@pepopipo974]

Lol, very true

[@lk8114]

Glad to see a person who appreciates true culture in this day and age

[@MrCipasa]

tips on how to kill your productivity. 1. Get a weasel.

[@GeorgeKarala]

its illegal having weasel

[@inf4m0usknightell21]

@@GeorgeKarala it is?

[@porcelainabyss]

@@GeorgeKarala where you from?

[@GeorgeKarala]

@@porcelainabyss in georgia but i just googled GOOGLE : illegal to keep as a pet weasel

[@porcelainabyss]

@@GeorgeKarala Welp, I also googled and this guy has special permissions

[@alexloverde3663]

this is a lot better than the mrbeast drama, thank you jack

[@ayay5402]

None of us searched for this but we’re all grateful.

[@reuthegamer650]

Yas

[@kamiljebeti8289]

Yup

[@HarrisonYTHarrisonYT07]

Agreed

[@asahiazumaneasajesus17]

Greatful *

[@gabecollins5585]

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

[@holeephuck4421]

He looks like hes in fast forward while everything else is in normal speed

[@voiceofexperience]

Imagine how slowly everything happens from his perspective...

[@toddhoward5555]

dats because their heartrate is around 500 beats a min son

[@ma2443]

@@toddhoward5555 thank you for this wise information, senpai howard

[@toddhoward5555]

@@ma2443 dun mention it foo

[@anubisd613]

@@voiceofexperience like...zoinks...wou

[@redfffsh]

Fun fact: this legend really DOES like comments 6 years later.

[@devil_master1562]

I’m impressed

[@adelathesimpslyricvideocha217]

Wowee

[@vamperier]

😂😂

[@livetochange974]

That's because he gets the notifications you idiot...and seeing how popular this video got I'm sure I would do the same

[@noahgable2744]

skellyaart Instagram kids with anime profile pics can’t really call people idiots

[@jorgerangel2390]

Someone brought me here, and it was the best decision of the day

[@Dragoni2222]

Others losing an online match: "LAG!!" Him: "weasel!"

[@Cody-hr1xi]

bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jojo-sh7xp]

Guy:Bruh you suck This guy:oh sorry my weasel is being annoying Guy:Understandable have a nice day

[@malewalrus877]

Anyone who's owned a ferret knows of a mid game toe bite.

[@mrvaporiz]

@@Jojo-sh7xp Other Guy: Nah you can't weasel yourself out of this!

[@spiddyx2769]

@@malewalrus877 I know that feeling all too well. I had at least 3 of the buggers and they all hated my toes. Especially during a game

[@ursaminor9780]

Ozzy’s body: so, which direction do you want to go? Ozzy’s brain: yes

[@a_mighty_cookieh3738]

Marvel Disneyfan ha... Haha

[@HypnoManSweger]

0:41 best example of this lol

[@nanarchiii]

@@a_mighty_cookieh3738 Ozzy's body :➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩🔃

[@GremLin-rz2xc]

I wheezed so hard I scared my rats

[@yeahrequiem751]

Nobody: Ozzy’s brain inputs: *Terry command*

[@christophersantiago6011]

I would never get any work done.

[@AlphaQHard]

You still don’t, at least you’d have an excuse.

[@mrdeadespeon7088]

True

[@talaverajr391]

Christopher Santiago Even with out him I would still get absolutely no work done lol.

[@moonwalker3144]

Nope ur KE of ur fingers is transferred as heat and elastic potential energy

[@christophersantiago6011]

@@moonwalker3144 oh yes, we are creating a super weasel.

[@jamesporter3656]

32 million views. This is what KZbin should be all about.

[@michaelshelton1558]

Camera guy: Aww, so cute Ozzy: DEATH AWAITS THEE, MORTAL!

[@a15godzilla]

Hand: *moves* Weasel: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-

[@raylongoria3565]

Not bad

[@markopolo2224]

Not bad

[@joeyjoestar4487]

Not bad

[@Motishay]

Yes good

[@kara_thewolf7518]

Not bad

[@SuperHuscarl]

KZbin: "Psst, hey buddy, you wanna see a desk weasel?" Me: "Boy, do I ever!"

[@ZairotOne]

OF COURSE I DO!!!!!

[@snakm]

LOL

[@shreak6499]

shut up

[@theholyslaughter]

bruh i- 😂

[@morsine]

😂😂😂

[@moontayne_]

Always love when KZbin brings me back to one of the CUTEST videos ever, I hope you're living your best life Mr. Desk Person!

[@alex.g7317]

Only time KZbin is being not terrible.😂

[@anandsharma7430]

@@alex.g7317 You can fix that by watching more wholesome videos. KZbin is not terrible to me. It's an impartial algorithm. You ask, it gives. Be mindful what you search for.

[@suism1034]

This guy is an actual legend he cares about the comments

[@suism1034]

Wait wtf

[@merricktheguy6425]

Lol

[@mangkepweng2641]

Maybe he miss his ozzy so much

[@Youtube_Enjoyer37]

Omg

[@suism1034]

Temmie • learn English kid

[@scarey2me]

Ozzy: Attack Fingers move Ozzy: Shit, retreat, there's 5 of 'em.

[@geekjokes8458]

attaaaaaack

[@Altives]

scarecrow 1000 like

[@Altives]

Ink Blue no i am 1000 like

[@Altives]

Ink Blue no

[@Altives]

Ink Blue i am 1099001 likepø

[@deepinside9477]

How can you show me this adorable bastard and then be like “disclaimer: a weasel is not a pet, don’t get one”.

[@-_Quetzalcoatl_-]

No an otter

[@marahbaker8615]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[@zaxolotl]

get a small ferret! c:

[@edgarbuenrostro1987]

Ferrets are like weasels except bigger and lazier

[@woomeebly]

I dunno, cos they're a protected species?

[@Turambar3791]

Seeing this was updated 11 years ago I suspect that you must miss him. I'm glad you shared this with all of us.

[@x0thorn0x]

I wonder if he thinks humans are the slowest animals ever...

[@thetau4866]

Probably

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

Most definetly

[@rafaelvelasquesmendes933]

Surely

[@thatquietasianguy9582]

Yes

[@Maketoru]

Absolutely

[@muffinymuffin123]

My new favorite thing on the internet: *_desk weasel_*

[@robertadamsx2]

What about the snake named waffle?

[@muffinymuffin123]

Robert Adams *sausage noodle

[@FatalGaming250]

I'd prefer *dank weasel*

[@OctogoneTransitions]

Weasel desk

[@Niki43377]

Lmao

[@neverleavethecity647]

Why is this only just showing up in everyone’s recommendations now after almost 7 years

[@koinuss]

İts KZbin Man everthing possible

[@absoluutrecords]

Because you watch Pauly Shore's podcast.

[@neverleavethecity647]

AbsoluutRecords I don’t have a clue who that is

[@protokhaniapetos3158]

Because the weasel is dead now and KZbins celebrating its funeral ⚰️

[@jenniferbates2811]

Excatly!? I didn't realize that weasels were so small and friggin cute!!

[@Chevrium]

Thanks, Jack.

[@Sony-ny3xx]

i like how this guy is a desk weasel, implying there are weasels for different situations

[@horriblekellible]

imagine if this guy made a compilation for all the types of weasels there are *I'd die.*

[@aim_for_the_puss]

I need a Desk Weasel to compliment my Trunk Monkey!

[@Repented008]

In my experience, there's a weasel for every situation.

[@gothmenincombatboots]

Desk weasel in the front _Party weasel in the back_

[@skoll_2024]

Sony “Hang on. I’ve just gotta grab my dress weasel. This ones too casual. He’s wearing little shorts again.”

[@DailyBasedMotivation]

this is by far the best recommended video I've ever had in my 14 years on this platform

[@silverek2771]

14years... Join data: 2 weeks ago

[@DailyBasedMotivation]

@@silverek2771 yes indeed a person can have multiple accounts good observation skills

[@silverek2771]

Just go to your other account and add comment there

[@jeremiahlytle6599]

@@silverek2771and why does he gotta prove anything to you?

[@silverek2771]

@@jeremiahlytle6599 He doesn't have to but can

[@Jikanvr]

Who else randomly got this on their recommended, And loved every second?

[@vauuav1542]

Everyone here.

[@cadenkeller443]

Brodie Scrase I did!

[@zodiacfox355]

Basically everyone here

[@danamuller554]

Me! Hes so adorable I cant!!!!

[@jeremybaker3022]

Pretty much how I got here. 😂

[@larrywalsh9939]

I'm suddenly acutely aware of my complete lack of a desk weasel.

[@James-gf9jl]

😄

[@helixxia9320]

me too

[@Nitidus]

Looks awesome in a KZbin video but they're gonna completely demolish your cables in no time, sadly :D

[@surfdocer103]

😂

[@daisyblooms4813]

It hurts.

[@henryrodgers7386]

I'm not going to spend hundreds of dollars on a desk unless it has every bell and weasel known to man!

[@tematoflakes]

Underrated comment

[@coledibiase1777]

This is quite possibly the best pun I've seen in the internet. Congratulations.

[@2405therow]

Ooh. Clever. Very clever.

[@drakedrones]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@simonnachreiner8380]

… You mean whistle. right?

[@keeganphillips547]

Hand: moves Ozzy: *your free trial of living has ended*

[@clashcourse4689]

Here, have a reply

[@leviathan3630]

Have another

[@helio-r4u]

Keegan Harley and another!

[@wateroflife33]

Okay fine have one more but your on thin ice buster

[@Metalhead_Coaster_Fan]

Here’s yet another one.

[@patricknapier5806]

I have always loved how they move like one of those fuzzy worms that are attached by a string that you play with by wrapping it on a pole or a finger.

[@System64MC]

"I'm sorry boss, I couldn't do my work because an adorable weasel was nibbling my fingers."

[@Meowsukee]

Boss: I understand.

[@badguydown1819]

@@Meowsukee Boss: still fired

[@mirzahamzabaig5667]

@@badguydown1819 "Sir my weasel has left a note saying that it has left to search for you"

[@landonmarek7524]

"You have weird pet names for your wife, Craig."

[@encryptedjc1772]

Landon Marek no.

[@C0ldD1rective]

Day *unknown* of quarantine, the daily activities are now boring, i have resorted to watching my recommended. This video pleases me. Still waiting for ths local bar to open.

[@AceOSpades717]

Agreed

[@Someone-ji3cz]

Agreed

[@loliprotectionservices9953]

Agreed

[@fabi7434]

Agreed

[@Turtleman-lb6fe]

Agreed

[@aleksandramitic9668]

Imagine everyone having a desk weasel - a weasel that just happens to live on your desk and nowhere else but your desk.That's a world I want to live in.

[@RosieWilliamOlivia]

I would get nothing productive done ever... This would be too adorable every time!

[@hysteriel6240]

Yeah, it’ll watch us wank

[@notrafe6888]

I would sell my 4 monitors for that

[@zainabr3022]

okay ill take that bargain

[@martahngnghng601]

this is probably one of the best recommendations youtube has ever gave me

[@patarina]

Uncle Sam it’s also the internet and not an essay for english class

[@LonelyJuan]

Uncle Sam Because that shits annoying asf😂😂 we all get what he was saying so there’s no need to be the grammar police

[@ognjenpavlovic784]

Me: realizing the video is 7 years old *Googling weasels lifespan* Me: sadness activated

[@ManWithTheCow]

NO NO NO STOPPPPP I'M SAD NOW :(

[@Jkuchenbrod]

pls no...

[@ZYZZ_WHEY]

The weasel still can be alive like the lifespan of a cat is 10 - 20 but My cat died at 28 years of age

[@Jkuchenbrod]

@@ZYZZ_WHEY ozzy is alive!

[@potassiumcyanide3857]

Google back: how long is pet weasel lifespan Happy weasel noise

[@michaelclark5378]

I'm pretty sure if you played this in reverse you couldn't tell the difference

[@peterwarriner2544]

Michael Clark ii

[@ChadSlampiece]

Michael Clark maybe it is being played in reverse 😱

[@madijaegs1384]

Michael Clark he would be walking/running backwards

[@cleanserofnoobs4162]

Miniature Gamer j

[@LunaMail]

At this very moment, there is nothing I want more than to experience the joy of having a desk weasel. So cute 🥺

[@selah71]

Ozzy's nightly prayer: "Thank you, dear God, for food, shelter and for my nice friend Hand."

[@Frisco68]

Love that!

[@taurohnyt617]

@@Frisco68 does he still live ? I guess not ?

[@Emu_Playz]

@@taurohnyt617 4 minutes ago?

[@taurohnyt617]

@@Emu_Playz 1 hour ago?

[@Helen-kl3kl]

its adorable

[@michaelluciano7774]

The flexibility and movement of that little critter is unreal, very cute too

[@videosofthemusclegod1910]

*I wanna shoot itttt* 😀

[@camilaalmiron5588]

Yes

[@danielawesome36]

It is a fluffy worm.

[@TranceGurl20]

Yes high energy and flexible Rascal he is ♥️

[@snidecommenter7117]

There are a few species of weasel that have gophers as their prey. Many times their size.

[@dynamelo8351]

:So what is our attack strategy? Ozzy: yes

[@xernax1841]

Guerrilla always works best.

[@CerbeRawr]

The best defense is attack and the best attack is attack

[@anakyangbudiman8497]

Leeeeeeroooooooooooyyy..........

[@poggers4392]

Dark_64 only thunder cross split attack can be both at once

[@CerbeRawr]

@@poggers4392 you know i wasn't serious while i was saying that ?

[@kainaris]

This is the first time I prefer a cute animal video with music instead of without. It just makes the video feel like a memory somehow which makes it more wholesome. Maybe I'm saying nonsense but this is how I feel. Love that lil weasel

[@rickysphilosofy5984]

Y'all thinking the man still giving likes...y'all dont know that the weasel is in charge of the mouse now after defeating hand. Weasel distributes the likes now

[@verp4779]

Rickys philosofy of course

[@julianwalker4773]

He knows to much

[@balancedpasta7977]

Bois get the "eye exam" ready

[@soyomars]

LOL

[@gio9055]

sir im going to have to ask you to step out of the car.

[@IAmMrGreat]

Most intense battle ever. Never seen more retreats, advances, flanking maneuvers and ceasefires in a single battle before. Great vid man.

[@jmbalash]

Fallion prolific indeed.

[@laserwaffl1908]

Cool battle theme too

[@johnlewis9158]

He didn't know if he was coming or going

[@MrTmac2023]

Epic comment man :)

[@PabloEscobar-qh5hs]

*in a australlian accent

[@ProtoMario]

Cool Pokemon

[@flowerfullgirl_]

Wha the fuck *ARE YOU DOING HERE*

[@ElRicoVonQuelloIII]

Never really liked normal types if I am gonna be honest

[@kaz1377]

@Mercy The Thicc lifeguard Mercy I need healing

[@juliandebrouwer9118]

It's Furret.

[@PLATESWEEPER]

Furret used takedown.

[@williamtalbot9864]

That is the most adorable video I've ever seen. I'm not sure if Ozzie still alive this was a long time ago. But I know that you gave him a wonderful life and I'm sure he cherished every moment like you did. May Ozzy rest in peace.

[@fun_g]

4h ago

[@pablopablobar5855]

Finger: moves Weasel: Finally, a worthy opponent....our battle will be legendary

[@lmao9526]

Lmao

[@LordangeloxD]

LOL 😆😆😆😆

[@ibrock476]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@kierankt7677]

I don’t know why KZbin recommended this to me, but I’m not complaining

[@Bezimienny420]

Same

[@KilljoyTDA]

That recommendation was so random, yet so impossible to ignore O.o

[@renren14392]

Thanks KZbin

[@erzsebetcsaszi1210]

Same here

[@shadow_gamer_7773]

Same

[@Valzahd]

Work day summary: Productivity: -100% Morale: +300%

[@scathachmuirisc7149]

He's definitely more fun than a mouse..and he's also wireless....

[@youraverageguy2495]

Teacher: Where's your homework Steve. Steve: I have a Weasel

[@Earth2Atlas]

Yes

[@PurpleAzalea861]

Teacher: Ok sounds good you can leave now.

[@joemommapuddin3865]

We have a Hulk

[@nameoftheedgyvariety4988]

@@joemommapuddin3865 weasel wins via cuteness

[@Zen-fj5iy]

Steve: and it was too cute Steve: so i played with it Steve: and I couldn't finish my homework Teacher:... Steve: blame it not me-

[@FerdinandFake]

When hes not on the desk, hes in the coffee supply

[@JJ-kn4sx]

And when he is in the coffee supply, he is in the mug 🙂

[@ely3906]

Bruh

[@tomjones8608]

There's a reason god made him tiny, we'd all be dead.

[@Endiiii]

Big brain

[@ft_shipper]

Well im glad im lookin like a snack but i figured it would’ve been in a different sense

[@djransu09]

Death by cuteness ❤️❤️

[@debravalreyes2033]

God always used in nature, but you dont use God when someone molested somebody or kills somebody in life.

[@lotus2284]

@@debravalreyes2033 True this

[@OldManBOMBIN]

I learned today that weasels are not the size of possums, and this is the first video I've ever seen of one. It's a good day :-)

[@worshipthe9541]

the mouse is chill compared to the weasel

[@zelktheinvader7874]

I ser what you did there

[@monmalin]

It's a trans-mouse

[@LastTrueElk]

W

[@voidymoidy]

T

[@mr.jashon]

😂 he is adopted from microsoft

[@stavroskoul732]

Guy: Puts his fingers on the mouse Weasel: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[@sillyYata]

Finger: *exists* Weasel: ASSAULT! ASSAULT!

[@thatlittlecrab8842]

Σταυρος Κουλαρας beat me to it

[@OnlyMagoran]

That's not a mouse dude it's a weasel

[@billythemillipede6102]

@@OnlyMagoran bruh

[@billythemillipede6102]

@@OnlyMagorando you literally not know what a computer mouse is

[@lovisglinka-]

When your recommendation hits you with a true masterpiece again

[@thelukkk]

I don't know why my home is full of animals... but that's ok, I'm waiting for the next video about bears.

[@livetochange974]

This isn't really a masterpiece just a cute entertaining short video, how low is your standard to throw the word masterpiece in every video you enjoy? Do you even know what masterpiece even means ?

[@coreflakes]

skellyaart Instagram yes, a comment section without your edge

[@Ssj7776]

@@livetochange974 you sound dumb go watch your hentai

[@livetochange974]

@@Ssj7776 why watch it when I can draw it my friend ?

[@callusklaus2413]

I am here to live my peaceful life away from the Mr. Beast drama

[@iamvan7243]

Why is he using the mouse instead of the weasel? Clearly the weasel has a better dpi.

[@deanbitsiaras3659]

This deserves more likes than it has

[@Lucas38739]

I surely agree

[@khronoq776]

Lower lifetime

[@verkhvo]

how can dpi be better?

[@Krcun774]

Максим Верхов What even is DPI? Idk what it affects...

[@burgundyfonoti6499]

I'd never get anything done.

[@simonnuman6840]

id say the same... but i never get anything done either way.

[@xox8874]

Brad this. me_irl

[@tiffanynoelle4869]

Burgundy Fonoti ha ha ha ha ha I just died!

[@torsk3804]

should i call the morgue?

[@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174]

Torsk Not sure. It's been three weeks, I think she's rotting by now. Just dig a hole and bury her.

[@bulasturubula3660]

I love how everything in this video screams 2010, the keyboard, the mousepad, the speakers, the camera, the headlamp, .... xD

[@wiptide]

May the algorithm bring the world peace as it united us here.

[@phloridababe]

Agreed!

[@daenite2480]

665 likes, who's going to get assraped by Satan?

[@broskiyeets1599]

@@daenite2480 no answer . Aw man

[@cynthiaisako]

🙌🙌🙌

[@shivammishra6381]

Finger: *Moves* Ozzy: Finally a worthy opponent *Our battle will be legendary*

[@creative_bacon]

E rock | lmao

[@Junksho1]

@E rock true

[@shamrock177]

E rock who hurt you big guy

[@Junksho1]

And another douche trying to be the smart boy here.

[@jen-EL]

Just finished watching kung fu panda

[@KyudoKun]

This weasel moves so fast like an animated character.

[@C.I.A_Agent_Number176]

it's a paid actor

[@최정우-k9d]

You are ssibduck

[@rinny8]

Right? Small animals perceive time differently

[@green-sr3xn]

Itachi 😭

[@AliceTheReaper]

Got this recommended to me, this is the best thing ever

[@SeptemberTwentyThird]

No work was done that day.

[@fazaofficialchannel7818]

SeptemberTwentyThird winnnnnn !!!

[@VorcusBro]

my friend no joke found a functioning one of those in a dumpster

[@philipjohanson4167]

SeptemberTwentyThird amen brother

[@loveamerica5725]

Right!!

[@finnmcool2]

Every desk needs a pencil cup, a notepad, and a weasel.

[@getsideways7257]

Actually, scratch the pencil cup and the notepad...

[@finnmcool2]

@@getsideways7257 You aren't picturing the weasel hiding in the cup or playing with balled up paper.

[@getsideways7257]

@@finnmcool2 Well, you got a point there :)

[@Rebnirak187]

I want one weasel for my bed..

[@videosofthemusclegod1910]

*I wanna shoot itttt* 😀

[@a-cat]

Tiny weasel: Murders finger 27M People: Awwwww

[@FelixUchiha]

I wonder if these even hurt with those small teeth

[@harleybarley7882]

My sugar gliders have very small teeth, but when they bite it hurts a decent amount and occasionally draws blood.

[@Wilted_Roses]

His finger probably got a big ouchie

[@ShadowWizardChe]

Lol

[@itsjustjuju7945]

I cant tell if he is attacking of playing

[@kittiq]

Thanks Jack. I don't care about Jimmy Beast.

[@panickedhispanic5933]

Finger: moves Weasel: is that like a personal attack or something

[@ES11777]

Brie Larson has a really dry humour, plus she's an introvert, so it's difficult for her to be a social butterfly, sorry she's not up to your standards. Give her a break already. This joke is old.

[@ES11777]

@Ruben O. The only person who needs to grow up is you. Watch her other interviews, for example the one she made for buzzfeed with the puppies. She is a really sweet person, actually. Some people can't see that through her ''shield''. Oh well, you can think what you want, I guess. However, you should be more forgiving, because people make mistakes, and you're human, you make mistakes too.

[@ES11777]

It's not easy to be constantly in the spotlight. Some people take it easier than others.

[@panickedhispanic5933]

@@ES11777 lol I didn't even know who started the meme I just thought it fits the vid but she sounds very unpleasant to be around

[@ES11777]

@@panickedhispanic5933 Well, it was just one interview she was like that, we don't know whether she just had a really bad day that day or something, but people are unforgiving and repeat what she said over and over on the internet which is really unfair

[@davidswaney2553]

Finger: moves Weasel: so you haven't had enough huh?

[@dovaking4378]

Tis but a scratch!

[@muttbone01]

Have at you!

[@dextercoburnii7737]

Come at me!

[@CorriganM08]

XD good one. That really got me lol

[@ApprovingWeeb]

Parry this!

[@megherlichmihai9086]

Nobody: The weasel:⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃

[@jcook0450]

Fav comment

[@yaelp.m8156]

He is trying to activate the Gta tricks

[@megajago990]

So you have to repeat the motion

[@crowravencorvenrow]

Where's our Untitled Weasel Game?

[@DirgeTV]

This is harder to remember then the Konami code.

[@Tommys0311]

This video is 9 years old and I ended up here just nowadays…it’s just awesome, a little happy weasel

[@balys2168]

Thumb: **Exists** Ozzy: *Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!*

[@ignorance413]

Thumb: *Exists*

[@balys2168]

@@ignorance413 thanks :)

[@jaboi5707]

Kung Fu Panda?

[@thrashmetalkid6669]

KiForward yes..

[@franknittyyy]

That tickled

[@junolor4234]

Finger: Moves Ozzy: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man?! Edit: Holy crap how did something this dumb get so many likes-

[@i.t4202]

I remember that from something🤔

[@cosmokramer1261]

I .T spongebob

[@i.t4202]

@@cosmokramer1261 oh yeah, 😂that's right

[@uigoku671]

Best meme ever lmao

[@hotshotcandy5297]

Naruto

[@effe808]

Finger: moves Weasel: *IDENTIFY YOURSELF*

[@Jojo-sh7xp]

*Peace was never an option*

[@vinaymestri2945]

I just liked this so that the number of likes wont be 666

[@AFFI909]

I tought every weasel came with a biometric fingerprint scanner

[@CommissarChaotic]

Identify yoursmelf

[@evolvingwilds1820]

IDENTIFY YOURSELF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

[@nmscafeofficial7406]

This lil one caused so much love in people that 10 years later, here we are- watching the tiniest desk romping fuzzbutt do happy play zoomies with his chosen human's hand...if that's not the definition of good weasel vibes and preciousness, I dunno what is.

[@lolzach]

this man is STILL liking comments, how does he do it

[@boo7948]

Lmao

[@cia6091]

Bruh

[@majora748]

*m a g i c*

[@kel-mu7bv]

By going to the comments and liking them🤨

[@maximilianmander2471]

@@kel-mu7bv No, there is surely some kind of higher technological force behind it.

[@karurukakaruru]

Human: aww this weasel is cute af Ozzy: THIS IS A WAR.

[@prachisharma6043]

THIS IS SPAARTTTAAA

[@RexusprimeIX]

So you've chosen death!

[@inyoface05]

DEUS VULT!!!!

[@Kobanyai_enjoyer]

huh, wow!

[@bk-bx2mi]

"I got a new computer weasel" "You mean computer mouse?" "No. I mean weasel"

[@sifsif2725]

@The guy from 2021 OK

[@god5656]

@@sifsif2725 ok

[@houdini6465]

Underrated 😂

[@michaeladriansuarez3486]

ok

[@god5656]

@@michaeladriansuarez3486 ok

[@xSoYeahThatHappenedx]

Easily one of my favorite videos ever. Needed to see this today after yesterday.

[@jakobmakon]

everybody gangsta until a weasel is faster than your internet connection.

[@nl2759]

Hi

[@jakobmakon]

@@nl2759 hello there

[@heseits5157]

@@jakobmakon general kenobi

[@Yannopill]

OOF

[@everythingisfoyine7032]

Oof 💔😂

[@TrulySamuel]

The thing is that even if it gets recommended most of the time for some reason we love it and this right here is a perfect example.

[@user-vo7ov4gf8e]

True

[@NintendoFanboy21]

Init though

[@ON-tq5bl]

Ye

[@Getta0422]

Yes

[@darryl3982]

Ya

[@sebastianpog]

Thumb: *exists* Ozzy: "Then pay with your blood!"

[@MrLeFluffy1]

Hand: *doesn't pet/play with Ozzy* Ozzy: HALT! You have violated the law!

[@kodi2329]

*draws out his sword*

[@ThexSkaterxGurl]

Ahhhh oblivion references :””)

[@theacehealer3235]

@@MrLeFluffy1 pay the court a fine or serve your sentence your stolen goods are now forfeit

[@NirodimosNeedAKing]

Aieeeee

[@ArcYT]

"Weasels have a life span of up to 2 - 3 years in the wild, up to 10 years in captivity" This video: uploaded 11 years ago 😭

[@AbsolutelyPlasmadic]

9 years later and I still come back to this one frequently :) Thank you for sharing such a wholesome moment.

[@AbsolutelyPlasmadic]

[@Pikachew675]

This mad lad is at it again likeing comments after 9 years which is a thumbs up in my book

[@AbsolutelyPlasmadic]

@@Pikachew675 this is how to level up to legendary status creator

[@petscraftsandwonderfulthin1279]

I'm kinda sad that Ozzy probably isn't alive anymore. The desk is bare! There's no weasel there!

[@T1tusCr0w]

I played the original vanilla WoW with a G15 keyboard 🤣👊🏻

[@walksaselk40]

its a shame these things are often compared to politicians and lawyers

[@AFCbailey]

It kind of refers to the fact that weasels are exceptional at stealth, sneaking into things and getting out of sticky situations. A compliment to the Weasel, but not characteristics you expect from a politician or an honest lawyer.

[@AFCbailey]

agreed. Poor choice of words! Certainly expected from lawyers but a distasteful quality all the same

[@franciscorodriguez1556]

Your use of the word redundant implies that all lawyers are honest.

[@georgeg5979]

Francisco Rodriguez Lawyers I know...ALL LIE,one helped two friends that made fake factures to the company they worked for over 12 years, they won the case against their own company, got a monetary compensation of half million dolars and a public apology, another helped a criminal that raped a girl and killed the mother, another helped on the demand to redbull not giving his client wings, a men that raped a friend on a party, and so on...those guys have no morality

[@fnvfan0145]

George G That's their job, unfortunately. Not every client they defend is going to be worth their weight in fuzzy kittens, especially with public defenders. The same could be said with DAs, because their job is to present the defendant as guilty(whether they are or not).

[@StormyWeathurr_YT]

The assassination of the thumb was nearly a success, but his finger friends were too stronk

[@livetochange974]

You can't kills a finger you idiiot, and he was just playing with his hand why you always think negative

[@shosu5486]

skellyaart Instagram It's a joke, moron :I

[@livetochange974]

@@shosu5486 oh okay thanks for telling me, fkn dog lover

[@FirstnameLastName-mr8lk]

@@livetochange974 jesus somebody got dropped at birth but ok fkn anime lover

[@jacki.3_liao]

@skellyaart Instagram, r/wooooooosh