FROZEN PIZZA SHOWDOWN

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Which frozen pizza is best? Ian Pepperonis is on the case!
0:00 Intro
0:48 Great Value Pizza Bagels
8:35 Totino's Party Pizza
14:38 Screamin' Sicilian Holy Pepperoni
20:47 Red Baron Pizza Melt
22:03 The Last Thing
MUSIC CREDIT:
@yungtown made that awesome Hello Fresh commercial song, man!
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[@Patterrz]

Brutal Foods is like an event that happens at random intervals and never disappoints

[@freakishuproar1168]

That is the most correct thing anyone has ever posted to the internet :3

[@rachel_sj]

All while doing the thankless, hard work of reviewing any and all foods, giving us his honest opinion. Thank you for your service sir!! 🫡

[@richardooo7884]

I was waiting for that...but I forgot that i was waiting for that :D

[@TobyFloof]

Y do u have a panda on ur head

[@linnhuman]

hahah that's so accurate

[@fogdiver]

Covering the table with a greenscreen just to subtly replace it with another table in post might be one of the most cutting edge, artistically moves I've seen a director make in decades.

[@davestier6247]

Masterpiece

[@tacosocks2576]

And the Oscar goes to...

[@RevolverLink]

I love that this channel is basically great public access television that occasionally veers off into feverish nightmares.

[@coffee115]

I think a Public TV station would pick this up, minus some FCC-violating bits.

[@AzuriteCoast]

So THAT'S why I like this segment so much

[@JLPAG1]

If you like this style, you'd love Tim and Eric

[@maekkis]

this is just adult swim for youtube

[@Thisguy2736]

@@maekkis it's not adult tho I'd say this is more tmv

[@samanthanicklin8130]

I love how everything Ian produces now will forever have that trippy feel and we'll always wonder "are we still in the Televoid?"

[@jamaigar]

I wish we were still in televoid. I loved that show so much T.T

[@kevinm5940]

@@jamaigar did we ever find out what that "big video" he talked about like 2 years ago was going to be?

[@NFourTThree]

@@kevinm5940 Yeah, he was going to review every episode of King Of The Hill

[@alexanderadams9058]

​@@NFourTThreeI'm currently binging the series and would LOVE to see him take on this truly Herculean task Might've gotten to be too much though... Reviewing over 200 episodes probably isn't the easiest thing in the world

[@ChicaneryBear]

Hey, guess what

[@TheInredibleMrH]

I think one of the silliest parts of these BrutalFoods videos is that they’ll be named something like “FROZEN PIZZA SHOWDOWN” and then contain four completely random frozen-pizza-adjacent items. It’s not a competition between all frozen pizzas, it’s not a competition between a selection of the best frozen pizzas, it’s just a competition between whatever frozen pizzas happened to show up that day. Godspeed, Ian. I’ve not seen such bravery.

[@spimbles]

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING THATS NO LONGER THE INTRO AND MAKES ME REALLY SAD BECAUSE OF IT

[@TheInredibleMrH]

@@spimbles 🫡🫡🫡

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

@@spimbles The thing!!!!

[@chuckobscure5622]

There's no debate anyway, the best frozen pizza is far and away Dr. Oetker's Pepperoni Pesto.

[@TheInredibleMrH]

@@chuckobscure5622 whoa whoa whoa, Lotzza Motzza would like to have a word with you.

[@maxgarcia1454]

Ian is the ultimate influencer. I saw a pizza brutalfoods episode, blacked out, and suddenly there's a generic Nice brand frozen pizza in the oven. 10/10 for the mind control

[@yittmashups]

Nice

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

too many xans bro

[@cherrymigraines6849]

so true man i’ve never craved pizza more

[@yumahey2236]

I'm literally off to grab a pizza myself rn

[@flashoxmtg]

Ian should get royalties from Big Pizza

[@sammerlammer3808]

Rachel's daughter definitely survived the spoiled pizza bagel experience, but she was never the same. She can't eat pizza or bagels now

[@Fuzy2K]

As a person who threw up meatloaf once as a kid, I can confirm

[@Snivy100]

@@Fuzy2Kso you can’t eat meat or loaf anymore? Dang.

[@tomtheconqerur]

We need to put her down now.

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

I recently got evicted so I've been going from the streets to whatever hotel I can afford for however long. These reviews for cheap microwavable pizza are actually pretty helpful. Thanks for the laughs during a difficult time.

[@thejammingoshawott3579]

Hey random stranger checking in. are you doing any better?

[@JboBakey]

Hey buy, hope you're doing well. For good budget meals that go a long way, you should watch TheWolfepit. Awesome channel

[@thememan1387]

yo random stranger number 2 here. you doing alright brother?

[@eucalyptus1751]

stranger number 3 here. hope things are getting better now

[@Morgan_Jackson1]

Stranger Number 4 here, how are you doing after so long?

[@Lewis_Hamer]

There is literally no one on KZbin that makes videos like this guy. His editing is on a league of its own.

[@evanever]

Actually, lots of people make videos on KZbin.

[@noahclark8076]

@@evanever Not like this guy does. brutalmoose is A+ quality content

[@I__--]

@@evanever I refuse to believe that KZbin has a single video-maker apart from brutalmoose

[@pootassopick]

Paprika gaming.

[@templeknight9338]

It's almost Eric Andre-esque, but less shitposty

[@ogami1972]

Just got back from HEB, absent-mindedly grabbed a $1 "party pizza". Wife says "why are you getting that, those are gross". I tell her I know, but I just feel compelled to get it for some reason. Get home, sit down and eat it. 30 min later, as I am sitting on the toilet, I find this video. Now that's what I call serendipity.

[@fallenwolf3368]

There 2.50 here in Georgia

[@Ekdrink]

They’re 2.50 here in pa. You’re so lucky

[@ogami1972]

@@Ekdrink I'm talking legit generic, storebrand, not the totinos. that's too fancy for my tastes.

[@mxchump]

I practically survived on them in College, they use to go on sale at Winco for like 60 cent each. Very mid but cant beat the food/price ratio

[@jasmineminter6948]

I put a little olive oil on the baking sheet before I bake them, takes it to a whole new level.

[@00Clank]

Big respect to Hello Fresh for continuing to let Ian get away with Anything and Everything.

[@WeberIMayRoam]

I have nostalgic love for Totino's Party Pizza. I grew up with them, back when they were actually round and came in an actual box. They are my "I'm too damn lazy to make dinner" or "Eat my feelings" food... I always have a few thrown in the back of my freezer. It's not a *typical* frozen pizza, and that's why I love it... it's its OWN THING and it revels in its uniqueness!

[@Scrimjer]

They were only a buck

[@Legiongamesmost]

Same, they just hit different!

[@jackofblades6149]

I've always loved these things, It's simple and easy to just throw in the oven and eat, now I want some, should get some next time I'm at the store

[@jackofblades6149]

also my favorite part was the cheese on them

[@anxietyprimev6983]

I wouldn't say they're really that unique, they really are just cheap frozen pizzas that Totinos 100% took a few shortcuts on, but they're still definitely my favorite brand of frozen pizza. I mean, if you try analyzing them with any sort of critical lens then the illusion kinda breaks, but I have yet to find a better food for when you just wanna stop thinking and enjoy yourself, preferably in front of the TV or computer screen or whatever. Ian probably doesn't like them that much because he grew up with pizza rolls and not the party pizzas, and can't comprehend the awesome power of the ultimate childhood poverty comfort food.

[@phase623]

i genuinely cant tell if that face tracking square is intentionally left in or not, and thats what makes this show perfect

[@endlesswanderer1753]

I was trying to figure out what program I left on.

[@chinghamburger2200]

The fact that we can't tell for sure if it was intentional or not makes it all the more funny

[@erin-laura]

I got "I know I've got this delicuous pizza bod but hey, eyes up here" vibe.

[@HayLeesHomeMade]

It is intentional. There are never any editing mistakes in these videos, everything is precisely shown to us for a reason. I may not know the reason now, but maybe one day i will be enlightened to that knowledge

[@magicweegee2704]

How am I just noticing this

[@codynova]

I'm always impressed that NO MATTER WHAT he makes, he absolutely WILL NOT just follow the directions 👏

[@foca7550]

He's a gangster, what can I say.

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

Who needs instructions when you can just wing it

[@unknownastroid_2240]

Bro who the hell still uses instructions for pizza rolls and bites 😂😭😭

[@-psilo-9071]

@@unknownastroid_2240 me I wanna cook it properly

[@unknownastroid_2240]

@@-psilo-9071 well buster that’s just u

[@HenrySchecker]

Last time I watched this he was just sitting in a chair in his kitchen. The production value and fever dream-ness have gone up three-fold. This was a transcendent experience. I love it

[@jldoubleu4993]

I haven’t watched brutalmoose in a long time, I forgot how much I love Ian’s editing. He really puts a lot of effort into it

[@empac8631]

Ian doing cheap stop motion for walking will always be one of my favorite long running gags. That and green screening things that don’t need to be green screened, like the open fridge for the Party pizza

[@2bakedcookies]

My favorite is when he green screens himself in his own kitchen. Hilarious 😂

[@SpongeBobaFett]

It's what seemingly appears to be a hurricane going on outside as he's in his fake kitchen that does it for me 😂😂

[@PunakiviAddikti]

That's the magic of green screen though, you can do literally anything with it. It's a video editing heaven.

[@pickledpinto146]

Isn’t it more of a walking gag? 😂

[@yungtown]

This video has so many twists and turns. The editing and the comedy is at a whole new level in this video. Haha. I love it.

[@azurewolf2075]

That song was so damn smooth

[@whoknows4780]

I heard your voice immediately. Nice one!

[@alannaevans2402]

I didn't know Hello Fresh could be so s e x y

[@PeachBoi_Real]

You always see the strangest people in the BrutalMoose comments 🤣

[@catfight8197]

It's like a acid trip

[@EckhartsLadder]

Probably the best sponsored segment I've ever seen. This whole video was very unsettling, I loved it. Also crushed some Hello Fresh tonight and it was good.

[@LuisFlores-cx8py]

Bro!! What are you doing on this side if youtube!! So glad to see you here.

[@oogamcbooga3636]

those party pizza things are amazing. they aren’t even close to what they advertise as but they’re totally my guilty pleasure. i am the one who stocks their freezer with totinos party pizzas

[@cr-nd8qh]

I'm addicted to red Baron French bread supreme pizzas which I add provolone cheese and pepperoni. Bomb

[@bradley2349]

I'm not sure why, but I really dig the aesthetic cooking Totino's Party Pizzas in a slightly upscale suburban family of 4 kitchen in the middle of a forest that's currently experiencing a monsoon.

[@Frosting1000]

Gives me early 2000’s Disney channel movie vibes

[@weirdyoutubechannels]

look at my banner for pizza

[@peanutbutteroven2660]

And then the house is suddenly in outer space

[@PkKirby]

There is nothing better than when Ian layers the same word on top of each other, it’s funny every single time.

[@HyperTailsX]

C-CHEEEESE

[@verdigo1]

Pretty good, They're pretty good, And they're pretty good, It's pretty good.

[@zsandmann]

Plop

[@churroman29]

b e a n s

[@BledWh1te]

definitely pretty good

[@ToxicJarod]

Don’t ever disrespect Totino’s party pizza. They’re absolutely amazing!

[@CerealKiller669]

real talk brother

[@squidracerX]

Brooooooo. You're not friends.

[@nightmarefanatic1819]

Totino's is great, I like it better than most other frozen pizzas. Most others tend to have weird tasting crusts and cheese. Also the sauce is good. Sucks that they aren't a dollar a piece anymore.

[@mushyroom9569]

Totinos is the top ramen of pizza.

[@id1550]

Literally the worst pizza I’ve ever tasted

[@CrypticStiles]

Wow, Ian walking in 2 frames of animation is something I never knew I needed.

[@myj032416]

Ian's sense of humor always hits me like a speeding truck

[@raybrine7690]

Yes, like that is coming this w

[@HeroChao132]

Get isekai'd, friend

[@ddjsoyenby]

he's great

[@nwmancuso]

Eh I’d say it’s more like a truck backing over you. Like it just sneaks up on you. You should have seen it coming but there it is slowly crushing you and not stopping until it has delivered.

[@myj032416]

@nwmancuso sounds ruthless for explaining a comedy but yeah guess you've got a point there

[@Vrikrar]

I think it's pretty cool that Ian cooks his mini pizza bagels in a toaster oven directly lifted from one of the fallout games.

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

Reminds me of the first time I tore my pecker off!

[@Roadent1241]

With Stardew soundeffects!

[@monadoboiz9778]

i absolutely adore the music choices for this channel. The smooth jazz mixed with the humor, off kilter editing, and purposefully shitty green screen effects create a vibe unlike any other youtuber i know. You have something unique here and i wish you the best.

[@coolbrotherf127]

He does such a great job combining food reviews and existential dread. Truly the combo that the food review genre that was missing from KZbin.

[@FuzionTimmy]

When he said "Above all else this pizza really screams IM SINGLE, which means, it might be great for my regular viewers".... I felt that.

[@islac8525]

Same 😂

[@scarletcrusader5431]

That's why he said "it might be great for my regular viewers"

[@shadowlicked]

brutalmoose is peak comfy. a totally unique vibe. like nostalgia but for the present.

[@paw5409]

I really liked his arg vhs tape thingy* I somehow said art the first time lol

[@crashofthemoons]

yes 👍

[@AnnaEmery101]

It’s like he lives in a liminal space

[@nostradoomus]

Ian really needs to host an adultswim short. we need to get Ian Pepperonis his own show

[@xijinping4418]

BrutalMoose continues to be the only channel I will willingly sit through a sponsorship plug for.

[@DwayneRockTheJohnson]

That was some smooth singin

[@FroggyNight]

Anyone who makes their content look this good while also appearing not to give a crap is on another level. Great work moose.

[@silkeden1]

It's all part of the shtick 🔥

[@RidleySmash]

He's like a one man RedLetterMedia

[@pastpresence8173]

I don't know what goes inside his head when he edits his videos, I love the uniqueness, feels like a weird fever dream sometimes watching his vids

[@bhpowerup]

I agree

[@iampotato8656]

feels like a pg 13 version of an adult swim show

[@WarriorPNG]

cocaine massive MASSIVE amounts of cocaine

[@WarriorPNG]

and shrooms

[@shiori4671]

Especially Televoid. It's like a fever dream I don't wanna wake up from for at least 5 more minutes.

[@99blazer17]

Love seeing that rinkydink mini-oven, really makes the whole process feel so much more authentic.

[@greenwarrior33]

Just an FYI, be careful putting hot trays directly onto a stone countertop because it can heat and cool rapidly, causing it to crack.

[@psychedelicsurfer]

I feel like you must be such an interesting person to be around. You make things that are so mundane seem so captivating and exciting. Even the way you edit your videos shows how you notice a moment’s tiniest details, like the cheese bubbling on a pizza bite, and you add a sound effect or some sort of emphasis that turns something most people would find insignificant into something entertaining. I think that’s pretty beautiful, man

[@sonialinsey8083]

I know, it’s so ironic that he sometimes makes jokes that he doesn’t have friends or leave the house, but he seems so fun. I love the surrealism. I’m not sure if anyone else is doing surrealistic pizza reviews but I’m here for it.

[@novicegod394]

I ain’t reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@ThePressurizer]

Couldn’t have said it better.

[@BlueSparxLPs]

@@novicegod394 If that's too many words for you, you definitely need a new attention span lol. That's such a short comment.

[@MelonCakeys]

This is a beautiful comment, I gotta say

[@chris6494]

Can't believe I already missed 850+ episodes of Ian Pepperoni. Been really missing out

[@christophercomtois7175]

Yeah where were those, another channel maybe.

[@Gogettor]

They lasted for a year, Unnus Annus

[@funnyvalentine5074]

This guy making an ad entertaining is actually the most impressive thing ever

[@ASillyLittleThing]

Okay I have to be honest, my dad buys screamin’ Sicilian ALL the time, I love those mustaches, I remember when he first bought it and how excited I got. I’m also never going to like, scream like “YES!! FROZEN PIZZA!! MY FAVORITE!!” but their like, full sized different types of pizzas imo are actually really good. I love their 5 cheese one with the marmalade sauce, that ones pretty yummy. also love their reuben one with the ham and white sauce. Edit: Hadn’t actually finished the segment yet, I’ve eaten a lot of their pizzas so I think maybe the cheese sauce thing may just be for the small ones since I’ve never had em, n’ I don’t usually have that experience w/ the full sized ones (and at least ones that aren’t their pepperoni ones).

[@CerealKiller669]

you sound adorable lol

[@Xeoah]

Yeah the small size one here looks pretty different from the full size ones. The full size one blow digornos out of the water. May just be his taste preference though.

[@melskunk]

I love how the videos are always both chaotic and relaxing

[@crashofthemoons]

the best thing about them!!

[@MyzLee13]

I cannot express how much I absolutely LOVE brutal foods ever since the series started I’ve probably re-watched every episode at least 3-5 times lmao

[@cianalabantot6968]

Lol fr, his videos are so rewatchable

[@mr.slowking_64]

Same, 10/10 content

[@galaxy_exe]

seriously i’ve been rewatching all his brutalfoods videos for like 5months now 😭😭

[@mimmikibilly]

everytime you see something new

[@tattedmedic]

This sht is so funny

[@loli_cvnt5622]

Since everyone is writing sappy little comments rn, I've been here since the gaming videos and I must say I do not miss them. Not the same way I miss other content people from around the same time used to make. This channel entirely changed its theme but it kept the heart and what made it brutalmoose and I love it and it's probably my all time favorite. So unpredictable yet always Ian 🥺

[@enterthehat]

Always a highlight to the day when I see your content. Brave of you to review pizza in a hurricane or whatever was going on outside the windows.

[@Vulmen311]

The bad weather footage is just edited in by Ian

[@plushbats]

there’s nobody else like you on this site, ian. no matter what kind of content you end up making, it always feels so distinctly ian and that’s what keeps me coming back. i hope you know how much joy you bring to people with these silly little food videos and everything else.

[@ddjsoyenby]

fact!

[@nicolas4514]

Absolutely, his videos make me feel really comfy :3

[@sophiathekitteh]

I have a friend from hs named Ian. I wonder if Ian would like ian Or ian would like ian?

[@Kwauhn.]

Brian David Gilbert has a pretty similar feel, to be fair.

[@edman1357]

This man’s edits are a thing of beauty.

[@sonialinsey8083]

The dog noise as he stepped on it made me lose it

[@evandavis5223]

There's a lot to take in.

[@DaNaviOG]

Its art.

[@grubgobbler3917]

There's an element of cosmic horror too

[@zachary_attackery]

Reminds me of Ren and Stimpy

[@dustinlayton5428]

This man goes all out on every single ad, literally the only time I'll sit through an ad over 10 seconds is during a brutal foods episode. Fun from start to finish every single time, Ian just can't miss

[@ghost.orchid]

I used to love the Screamin' Sicilian pizzas, though I specifically liked their mozzarella pizzas. It's nostalgic to see their branding again

[@tacosocks2576]

Mama meeyuh

[@sparkles1410]

This was the best introduction of a sponsor that I've ever seen! HelloFresh needs to hire this man on their marketing team.

[@gruthakhul100]

have you seen the one at the end of Frozen Boston Market? I love that one, creepy and chaotic but fuuun :D

[@MrUnimportant]

Good to see the Hello Fresh box man again. My nightmares have felt so empty without him.

[@control_the_pet_population]

As soon as I saw the notification for this video my first thought was "I hope there is a new Hello Fresh spot at the end"

[@spimbles]

its genuinely so awesome getting to watch you playing games as a kid alongside PeanutButterGamer and Caddicarus and now i get to watch you eating food as a full grown adult

[@hammbannana1038]

Best frozen pizza I've ever had was a Target store brand goat cheese pizza. Cooks well, decent ingredients, and tasty af. It's now my go -to frozen pizza and they're like 6-7 bucks a piece.

[@DrNotnert]

I can't wait to hear Ian give a pizza his mind about these product

[@supersoaker317]

Pizza is just an open faced sandwich

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

you win.

[@alyshay82597]

@Wednesday 🅥 ngl, I don’t blame him, this seems like a much better use of time than raising me. Much more fulfilling and beneficial to society. I forgive your father.

[@Seantendo]

You're a real pizza work, you know that?

[@weirdyoutubechannels]

look at my banner for pizza

[@ZipperDeer]

for the 2 people wondering the reason that some of those online reviews said something about the product being "subbed." What they means is that they had ordered groceries online and the item they requested wasn't available so they received something similar instead as a substitute and weren't happy. Also these videos bring me immense joy and I hope you never stop making them.

[@UglyNTRBastard]

Instacart or walmart pickup basically.

[@Vivat_Veritas]

Another wonderful instalment of my favourite series! I've been loving the stuff you've been putting out even more than usual, keep it up Ian!

[@Fragger-1]

Screamin Sicilian always has the toppings in one spot like that. Pretty sure they do it on purpose to make it seem more loaded than it actually is, since it lines up perfectly with the windows on most of their boxes

[@Tylky]

"This pizza really screams 'I'm single!' which means it might be great for a lot of my regular viewers." I feel called out! Excellent video once again. You had me in laughing fits from start to finish and I cannot commend the editing enough on this edition.

[@foca7550]

I don't. Ian needs to acknowledge his taken viewers lol

[@vixman]

always a good day when there's a new brutalmoose upload

[@jaundice_]

especially food review related

[@gordonFreeman6969]

@@jaundice_ agreed

[@darkrexkigntstone8773]

@@jaundice_ Yes

[@koreanqtpie1]

this video made my week

[@pissip]

Nice pfp

[@queenychu1871]

This one has a bit of a different energy to it. You always do a lot of editing but with the green screen at maximum capacity it feels like it's even more wild. It must have been hell doing all this editing but I thank you for jt

[@tylern6420]

what if ena simply smoked a turrón

[@jill304]

i love this so much. literally been obsessed since the first episodes. love you dude ❤

[@super_tomicom]

Those Totino's Party pizzas are cash money. Thank you for putting the cartoon-ish bite sound effect back in, Ian.

[@Chelzor]

I love the little Totinos pizzas and they’re only $1.99 at my grocery store

[@TomSomniac]

The triple cheese is the best

[@Trappd]

Ikr I eat so many of them because they're easy to make and don't taste too bad

[@missinchoate]

I realized that the crust description he made is very true, and i think that’s why i liked eating them as a kid (then in college) 😂

[@panspermiapancakes]

They are pretty fantastic honestly. lol However, the microwaved version of them is a soupy rubbery texture so if that is your only means of heating food, you'd be better off with the pizza rolls. lol

[@Pandefly]

Every time a brutal moose episode comes out all I can think about is how much time it must have taken to edit it the way he does. Thank you Ian Pepperoni we love you

[@ajcf6gze38jvf]

Really? THAT'S what you think about when you see a new upload. Um... BULL... CRAP...

[@cinemasubject5492]

@@ajcf6gze38jvf ...what?

[@severelyglitchy]

Always worth it waiting for another episode. Thanks for the upload, bro. Hope you and yours are well.

[@BoshiYoshi]

This is the only channel where the sponsored segment is something I not only don't skip, but actually look forward to because it's often the best part of the whole video.

[@NoahClevinger]

BrutalFoods is one of the best series on KZbin. Always makes my day when there’s a new one uploaded!

[@FungleFunTime]

Hers is BrutalMoose with a haircut making some wicked beats with his mouth kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH3SoJhtgLaiY5Y

[@weirdyoutubechannels]

look at my banner for pizza!

[@fogyer]

I love how Red Baron easily comes out on top as the king of frozen pizzas as to be expected.

[@rosemarylewis8453]

Ian’s hello fresh promos are a work of art and they better be paying him handsomely for them.

[@ddjsoyenby]

he's the only reason to buy hello fresh.

[@Disappearing1]

Your editing is becoming more of a fever dream and I'm here for it.

[@jovanzar4389]

You’re editing gets better and better everytime! The amount of work of editing doesn’t go unnoticed and it honestly brings such a great amount of entertainment further w your judgement of frozen food haha

[@Unfazed1888]

Ian’s content will never get stale. His content style is timeless.

[@flamewolf9030]

I just gotta say I've been watching for over 5 years now and have always loved the editing style and am so glad to see Ian's getting so close a million subscribers

[@crashofthemoons]

His editing is always so great 😂😂

[@noahclark8076]

Watching brutalmoose's videos is like watching what a dream feels like. From the first inkling of 'Wait a sec this is a little weird' to the last bit of 'I've been going along like everything is totally normal and this is how normal things happen usually,' it really feels like moment to moment im experiencing the inside of someone's dreamscape. And even the feeling you get when you wake up and try to remember that dream for how weird it was, but how normal it felt to be in it, happens to me when I finish watching his videos. Really a unique experience I get from brutalmoose and I always end up wanting more, just like when I roll over and wanna sleep again just go back to that weird place.

[@timmatthews1085]

It’s adult swim for food bloggers…

[@themindofageek9790]

I will always look forward to Brutalfoods episodes with bated breath! Always a fun experience that never disappoints. Though really, I don't know how Hello Fresh continues to sponsor you with the way you do the adds, lol! I promise I mean that in the best way possible. Thank you for another installment, and I hope you will continue to do well!

[@TenaciousVT]

Red baron pizza melt is mind blowing, the fact that it’s crispy after microwaving it the strangest thing ever.

[@amyldunlap]

Best written. Best edited. Best sound. Best SFX. FUNNIEST and best presented Brutal Foods in a super long time. Even the sponsor bit was amazing. ⭐⭐⭐⭐, A+, would recommend.

[@yourmom5038]

I love Ian’s unhinged food reviews, the editing is always amazing.

[@BASCILLICUS]

your videos are so special. genuinely always my favortie thing. my life is better each subsequent brutalmoose video

[@yeeb2945]

I love all Brutalmoose videos. The editing and energy is also so good and the content itself is PEAK

[@movingtriangle8527]

I love Ian's channel. Never know if he'll upload food review, vhs review, video game review, or even upload at all. Love it

[@omegaveemo3045]

Haven't even seen the entire video, and yet I know that with out a DOUBT this is gonna be my favorite episode! I LOVE PIZZA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@omegaveemo3045]

I'm even eating a jacks frozen pizza while watching this, best, timing, EVER!

[@Leeous_]

@@omegaveemo3045 lucky

[@Seantendo]

I LOVE-A THE PIZZA, I LOVE THE BIG PEPPERONI!!!

[@makeitthrough_]

@@Seantendo Only when served with a fresh glass of Missouri water, gotta stay hydrated

[@WazzyBoy]

this man loves pizza

[@phil_matic]

I look forward to these videos more than any other person that I have subscribed to. Brutalmoose's videos are so comfy and always put me in a good mood.

[@jakkaphatpasuphan6242]

I watched this once before I deleted my watch history. Today this video popped up in my recommendation and I clicked thinking it was a new BrutalFood video. I only remembered it's an old video during the 'have you ever felt trapped in a dream' speech. It hits that much harder.

[@joredet8521]

As insane as it might sound, brutal foods is literally my comfort series. I’ve seen every episode at least 3 times LOL

[@jstarstudios7110]

That doesn't sound insane at all! It's wild and zany humour on a light-hearted topic, which I would argue is great comfort. After all, laughter feels best when you've just been crying!

[@MakinPeaceWithPieces]

There are very few KZbin Channels I gasp in excitement for when I see a new upload. BrutalMoose is definitely one of them, especially when it is a new installment to the ever-expanding Brutal Foods series. It is always a joy. :)

[@SlipSpace2]

Brutalfoods always feels like a not-quite human reviewing food with ever shifting standards, even within the same item.

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

THIS IS, BY FAR, ONE OF YOUR BEST VIDS TO DATE

[@Allison--]

Frozen pizza has always been a hit or miss food product for me. Its usually ALWAYS a miss, but luckily I finally found a brand that I like. Love how now in Brutalfoods, we're not just down to the kitchen. We can go underwater and eat a pizza! How exciting!

[@alvaandersson5882]

whats your preferred pizza brand?

[@bopsa]

The thing that makes a Totino's Party Pizza is that you NEED to cook it straight on the rack. It's fine like Ian cooked it, but when it crispy, it's much more "enjoyable".

[@Blackhaze-gm1yj]

@@bopsa yes

[@hexprincess9582]

I always love watching the sponsors on Ian's videos. Unlike a majority of KZbinrs who read their ad script with little enthusiasm, Ian always manages to make his ad reads verbally and visually entertaining!

[@FateBringsMe2U]

HELLO FRESH, HELLO FRESH NAME MY FIRST CHILD AFTER HELLO FRESH still stuck in my head to this day.

[@silkeden1]

Content creators should show a degree of enthusiasm for ad reads...it lines their wallets and a display of gratitude and grace. Ian is gracious and immersive in his portrayals

[@tcon2465]

I haven't watched a brutalmoose video in a long time and i just want to say I love how your editing style hasn't changed keep it up man.

[@tylern6420]

wait are you the companion cube person

[@zeka7434]

Hearing Ian say the bagels look a little weird while, gremlin crouching over them in a pizza costume is peak comedy for me

[@disapierce]

Ian, your video edits never fail to leave me in tears with how whacky and whimsical they are, please never change you are a fucking gem ❤️

[@THEUrinalCake]

I'll never tire of the incredible amount of effort he puts into his edits to make everything weird, janky and hilarious. It's an art form.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Im always astounded at how well these combine the energy of "relatable everyman tries to make food," and "absolute goddamn fever-dream."

[@starxrosser]

Absolutely love the consistency of calling bags boxes and boxes bags

[@mavadelo]

15:10 Ian casually burning his viewers instead of the pizza. Hello Fresh will be proud, that was one hell of a sponsor message. Love it.

[@MidasKeyboard]

The mustache really took me out for the rest of the video 😂

[@iamjustjoshing]

hello fresh man is honestly one of my favorite characters in the ian-verse. The hello fresh slow jam was top notch

[@chimeron260]

This is far and away the most well edited video I’ve seen in ages. I was thoroughly entertained the entire time, even during the sponsor section. You should be proud. 10/10 pepperoni’s

[@DeformedConscience]

Love the time-lapsed toaster oven cooking footage. It's trippy.

[@Edajingo]

Dude your sponsor segments are amazing. You should make a playlist of your best sponsor segments they are so fun to watch.

[@silkeden1]

Love the sarcasm

[@unofficialmajima617]

imagine wanting to be advertised to, lmao

[@Icenova20]

That hello fresh commercial was genuinely entertaining. Felt like it had great mass appeal too. Dunno if you'd be into it, but you really have a knak for video making.

[@minimann15]

I fucking loved that commercial it was so on brand and amazing