Fuches Talks To Cristobal | Barry 2x08

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Ending of Barry season 2

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Season 3

[@emilysiltted]

@@Y.d.o.b.o.n Remember "acting is truth," "use it," "you don't have to know what child molestation is like, you just have to know what it's like to hurt someone." Bill Hader really hurt someone and he's using it...duh? I mean I wouldn't have even wondered if it wasn't brought up 15 times as what acting is, and then it kinda went nowhere, for Barry, if not Bill Hader? What's "murder"? It's the worst thing Bill Hader ever did to someone. By the logic stated on the show a dozen times. Here's what it might be: "Can you give me ANYTHING?"--Sally to Barry, in that scene that won the Emmy, after he murders his old marine buddy, with the agent in the audience. The biggest literary agent in the world had requested my novel--the real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from "South Park." The book that makes you puke, that's inexplicably REALLY good. Bill Hader was there, in the "South Park" writer's room. That was a parody of a real book--that's why that episode made no sense, and people still ask Google if it's real, somehow. I had mailed it to the voice of Towelie. I thought I had enough evidence (there's even more, now.) But nobody believed it? Or understood? Or cared? For "South Park" to even notice some guy's novel was a miracle--yet I could explain how it happened at every stage. Got their attention with something incredibly disgusting, funny and vile--then people kept coming back from reading it saying it was some kind of highbrow literary masterwork, and it felt like a comedy sketch. "Guys, this is MY LIFE. I don't want to sue you. It's the coolest thing in the world. Salman Rushdie's agent requested it because this literary genius Stanford neuroscientist basically said 'I think it's like the best thing I've ever read?' like an idiot, like the episode. He's talented, you guys are actually talented, this book is weird and nobody ever thought it would sell, it means EVERYTHING TO ME. I love you. 'They did a 'South Park' about it' already makes it more relevant to pop culture than 10,000 pieces of shit no one cares about. Can you give me ANYTHING?" Cold. Like killing Chris. Under orders, like the Macbeth scene from Season 1--"South Park" guys didn't want to get sued or then, have it be known they were dicks like that. Unfortunately for their personal brands, they just can't help themselves: they put everything in the show. From my book, to Bill Hader screaming at Trey Parker about his personal brand in 2012, to feeble-minded Reddittors who just think the TV is talking to me (my name is "Rick"--the season finale of "South Park" was just saying my name as much as possible--48 times, tied with "a," I analyzed a transcript--the TV is literally talking to me! That's the joke! You can go watch this right now, it's called "Spring Break.") I don't want to destroy his reputation, but since he's made pretty clear he'll never admit this, now, should point "can you give me anything" and "Chris looked up to you" are not there for the audience, really--any viewer would almost nitpickingly point out the Chechen guy looked up to Barry, not Chris--no, it's there so Bill Hader can win Emmys, "using it." It really is kind of a scumbag move! And Barry is convincing that way: the guilt is fucking real, over SOMETHING. He obviously wrote the first season around that one scene. "I have this great emotional shit from when I felt like I ruined this guy's life. I can 'use it'!" Hader's great performance as a scumbag IS in itself scumbaggy, in a feedback loop. But this is America, and Bill Hader IS a good guy, now--cuz he's on fuckin' TV. And I'm gonna use it. Bill Hader felt like he murdered the guy who wrote the real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs," which is actually called "Bebe's Tale" (like the "South Park" character,) which is why the character Bebe beat the shit out of Butters' "personal brand" last season. Butters sometimes stood for Bill Hader! They were worried this story would make them look like dicks. But between "Barry" and "South Park," I don't know which series of confessions is more obvious? Scrotie (.) Biz in your browser for more.

[@Kanellosproductions]

Love how Fuches essentially describes the drift apart between him and Barry to bring Cristobal and Hank back together.

[@bleepy013]

I think the irony is that Fuches spouted all that without realizing that he was describing him and Barry.

[@kenji1856]

@@bleepy013 No, he knows that he is describing their relationship, which actually makes it worse. Even though he knows exactly what Barry wants, his own selfishness doesn't allow them to "fit" together as he is not willing to change for Barry.

[@Night5225]

It’s an interesting view into the mind of an abuser. He clearly does care about Barry on his own level, but it comes with the need to dominate who he is.

[@void6573]

Damn this writing is impressive

[@DanielRodriguez-eh1qd]

“You know in America Esther is a woman’s name” lmfao. Every damn scene in this show sure is something.

[@Gdawg0331]

Lol he thinks it’s a dude which makes this hilarious

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@Gdawg0331 it isn't a dude?

[@romilrh]

Man, Stephen Root has range. He goes from loving to pathetic to terrifying to sympathetic in this show. And it's always hilarious

[@sonicextremities9570]

Fuches is the Richie Aprile of Barry

[@Frikcha]

The casting for this show is some of the best I've ever seen.

[@str8_white_mail]

Except for in No Country For Old Men hahaha

[@taintedtapper]

i love the fact that from 0:03 to 0:39 they made fun of those monologues (*cough*GOT*cough*) where the speaker is communicating to someone miles and miles away and somehow the listener gets everything across for some reason

[@Philocyb1n]

im glad ur comment doesnt have more likes bc u dont know what youre fucking talkin about

[@owenedwards9807]

I think they're taking the piss ou of those monologues with the whole sequence lol

[@eats4cheaps305]

What scenes in GOT have that issue?

[@mitleid3389]

@@eats4cheaps305 daenerys in half her speeches for example

[@deatheternal720]

You must be fun at parties

[@roy6907]

Ah yes, the reality of distance which doesn’t exist in many shows

[@twenty-twenty]

1:26 “Hank tried to criss cross me” - greatest underrated line ever spoken on TV

[@maestrosity9678]

Cristobal’s lip trembling at the end of Fuches’ speech as he starts to get emotional lol

[@drodriguez3293]

“who is this?” “crazy old man” “yes very sad”

[@nidulamaknidulamak4214]

0:24 is.. is he talking to us. I litareally shocked on my food as i started bursting in laughter.

[@ExtremelyOnlineGuy]

This man eatin lectric burgers. Hell yeah dude

[@ericgatlin678]

@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy 😂😂😂

[@zhm96]

50/50 with Cristobal!!!

[@xntric49]

I like the sound of that!!

[@lumblysumbly]

Seriously, I haven't even watched the TV series but I think Hank is the scariest guy in this series. He's so jovial that you won't ever see what's coming.

[@kevinarzola4781]

There’s a part where Barry doesn’t want to help Hank and he confronts him very seriously. It’s one of the few times you see him actually be intimidating.

[@YrocFrick]

He wants his fucking stapler back.

[@seanwilks7712]

@@YrocFrick That’s Fuches that wants his stapler back.

[@void6573]

Yeah I have this theory that Hank will become the final villain and Barry will have to try and take him out

[@mcskinny9161]

@@void6573 I don’t know. Hank loves Barry. Even when he hired his best man to kill him, Barry shot him in almost the exact spot he shot hank.

[@Mikeanglo]

I love how they casted such a non-assuming looking character actor for Fuches. You underestimate him, but turns out he's the most dangerous person on the show just because he can seemingly manipulate anyone and talk himself out of anything.

[@littleoldmanboy]

Except he can’t really talk his way out of anything lol half the time he utterly fails. Actually more than half the time

[@Mikeanglo]

@@littleoldmanboy I mean he's pretty good at manipulating Barry to kill people, so there's that.

[@matthewriley7826]

Except Jim Moss. That guys a badass master manipulator.

[@gonnmz]

Fuchs means "Fox" in german. I think it's intentional due to the charismatic and persuasive nature of the character.

[@Maiten_E]

3:08 Cristobal says "Te amo, mi corazón" (I love you sweethart/my heart) and I just can't

[@EasyyyDoesIt]

After that he says "Mi lil Pepita" which means "my little pumpkin seed".

[@pastapirate]

2:07 "If there's one thing I've learned in my life, you can't control what other people are gonna do. No. They need their own space to become whatever weird ass shape they're gonna change into. It's nature, you can't control it, but you CAN accept it." One of my favorite lines in the entire show. Has stuck with me since I watched the episode.

[@IAmTheSancho]

“send somebody to Ralph’s and get some sandwiches!” thats such a SoCal thing i died! 😂😭

[@frankfurlacker5219]

I haven’t been to a Ralph’s in years.

[@j.patrickboyce5513]

I know Fuches is full of shit in this scene and his ambitions are completely selfish, but you gotta admit … that monologue is touching as fuck.

[@therealharshlycritical]

No it wasnt. he was talking about his relationship with barry.

[@Bigfrank88]

Stephen Root is fucking brilliant

[@saraedenn]

"you know, in america, esther is a woman's name" LMAOOO

[@420deepthroat9]

"we're gonna be in a war now, i'm so excited for you guys"

[@Daftanemone]

I used to work in the basement of a book store. There was a guy in the way back corner looking at sci-fi books and he was talking to himself for like 15 minutes. I was instant messaging people in a panic because i was so creeped out. He finally walks up to purchase books and he was on a Bluetooth headset that whole time lol

[@jasoncarto]

Now it's pretty common place that it's weirder if you see someone talking to someone else inperson

[@circleinforthecube5170]

kinda fucked up to assume someone chilling reading books for 15 minutes talking to himself is a creep, could be neurodivergent but nah, hes gotta be creepy

[@neinDEnein]

@@circleinforthecube5170 Creepy people tend to be neurodivergent, like schizophrenics. Also, acting abnormal will creep other people out- it's not that complicated.

[@TheSkala9]

One of the funniest and most clever scenes i have seen

[@dannygoodlet8840]

Agreed! Crazy underrated. I showed like 5 people this scene and only my brother appreciated it like I did

[@nicholasbouloukos]

What an incredible scene!

[@xrphoenix7194]

This show can be so weirdly wholesome

[@john-mi1ud]

'yes, muy triste'

[@whovianfiles]

Thank-you!!

[@51HorseLover]

You're very welcome! :)

[@memosmokesalot5684]

Homie looking like a 1970s soda cup

[@cm9241]

70s? Wtf

[@psychedeliccarrie5921]

@@cm9241 To be fair the 70s are as far away from the 90s as the 90s are now.

[@circleinforthecube5170]

@@psychedeliccarrie5921 the 70s look a lot more like the time that occured after them than before, 1979 looks more like 1999 then it does 1959, 70s was the cultural shift that started our modern era where the world started to resemble today more than the equivelant length of time backwards

[@Emopandatothedays]

Thank you very much 😁

[@DJ-wl5qo]

I still can't believe this is the stapler guy from Office Space.

[@jengasias]

Sandwiches, a case of rolling rock, LETS DO IT UP!!!

[@seanwilks7712]

NoHo Hank needs his own show! They could easily create a prequel showing Hanks slow rise to power.

[@ryderfletcher8670]

We saw hanks rise to power in season 1 and 2.

[@seanwilks7712]

@@ryderfletcher8670 well the prequel could show his rise from street level goon to Goran’s right hand man.

[@ryderfletcher8670]

@@seanwilks7712 with all due respect... I don't think that's enough for a show, hank works as a side character not a main. Barry manages to be a show about Acting, Hollywood Industry, domestic abuse, veteran neglect, PTSD, morality, murder, and criminal syndicates... the noho hank show would be goofy criminal adventures with not much substance.

[@u-n-i]

@@ryderfletcher8670 THIS. people always want spin-offs of fan faves, and while many sound good on paper, they wouldn't actually be good as a long running show

[@horsenberg6175]

@@ryderfletcher8670 that same kind of close mindedness is very similar to what people thought about Better call saul at first lol. with the right creator (bill hader) it could definitely be done

[@chadsworthgigafuck]

i feel bad for fuche's cats

[@firiel2366]

I've seen this show twice and this is the first time it's ever really sunk in that Fuches apparently has cats 😂

[@handydan6273]

A CASE OF ROLLING ROCKS! Finally someone has good taste

[@TheBarrelMassacre]

fellow man of culture I see

[@themadisonmafia7230]

Every scene eshter is in she has a taco bell soda cup

[@pixlbit-designs-vfx]

Fuches in a way is referring to his and Barry's relationship, and how Barry has outgrown his "shape", and no longer locks in with Fuches' plans. But Fuches' was smart enough to know that his conversation could still apply to the union of the two gangs.

[@Stryker9019]

Can you upload the scene where they attack cristobal at the airstrip?

[@theman44ful]

S Munro that scene left me completely floored, phenomenally done

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

S Munro yes good one

[@albertdio420]

They did that monologuing too far away to hear bit in kung fu panda 2 and it was hilarious then too

[@leatheryfoot6354]

Am I the only one that thought Cristobal was a drug and Hank was just really excited to go to C-City.

[@phillipbates9587]

Stranger relationship

[@nicklewandowski3877]

After rewatching these scenes the final episodes hit super hard. Great rewatch

[@PedroV222]

Midelo papi...

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

Yes, you cannot control what other people are gonna do with a few severe exceptions. More importantly, You Cannot Control what other people think and never Underestimate Anyone.

[@ytlogn]

Wait are you just a fan or officially affiliated to barry

[@51HorseLover]

No, I’m just a fan. 🙂

[@ytlogn]

@@51HorseLover ahhh, welp keep up the good work you shitbird and i hope you like some piiiiiiie

[@megan7638]

billhaderisbarry you’re doing the lord’s work. Thank you for uploading these 🙌

[@51HorseLover]

Y’all are very welcome! It my favorite show and nobody else was doing it, so I thought why not me? 😊

[@jayfisher3359]

@@51HorseLover they should pay you, the only reason i found the show was your channel and I'm sure it was the same for thousands of others.

[@alvaroprieto2092]

I love how he says it wrong its double cross not criss cross

[@yoshijb9428]

Yea...that's the joke dipshit. Way to explain the joke concept for us we never would have figured that out.

[@jdmaine51084]

is... is that Milton?

[@MikeHunt-gz9dw]

Fuck I died so hard

[@ahdnoh]

A case of Rolling Rock lul

[@hoytoy100]

How does he remain alive?

[@diesemautokerl2181]

Fuches almost entirely looks out for himself lol but in that case he has the disadvantage of rarely having someone to back him up

[@hellokittycutie2003]

Cockroaches don’t die easily 😂.

[@nickmontalbano9573]

Where can I buy the jacket Ester Is wearing?

[@elelhshshs]

Only good thing Fuches did

[@letsgetricketywreckedson9455]

Ambiguous?

[@mikejones3560]

Beta

[@pantarei8382]

Is this how millennials actually think the world works?

[@proudbeaner696]

You know Bill Hader made the show

[@kyeongwonmin4196]

OK boomer

[@Huddy52]

Its a fucking comedy. Its not suppose to be realistic. Maybe being so disconnected from emotion and human experience is why your a reactionary. Or maybe you just clicked on a clip of the show out of curiosity which would be unfortunate cause you spoiled part of the ending for yourself.

[@chaosawaits]

Wait, this isn't a documentary???? WTF?!

[@namedidii]

no, gang leaders are not nearly-gay jovial self-help guys in real life. barry is a comedy, spearheaded by an SNL alum.

[@rockzen8050]

God lord....he foreshadowed the whole Hank Cristobal Dynamic all the way to the end! wtf man the writing

[@rockzen8050]

So Barry has tons of Foreshadowing....and The speech about Puzzle parts and peoples being puzzle pieces and morphing and not fitting is a huge part of the finale, as well as the line you cant Control what other people are going to do....which explains the last ep so well