Funniest Cooking Fails Ever

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[@hanikazuha]

"On the bright side, that's one heck of a non stick pan" I love this line

[@ThatAlexWhoDoesArt]

The shine was just chef's kiss.

[@janine-Saved-By-Grace-Alone]

lol im laughing so hard rn

[@hoboryanfan1975]

Have You Herd Of BRIGHT SIDE

[@leoncergaming7745]

@@hoboryanfan1975 Yes, why?

[@tsugikuniyorichii7771]

"IF IT WAS A NON STICK PAN IT WON'T STICK THAT WHY IT CALLED NON STICK PAN!!!"

[@Randomperson11121]

“Look at all the calories he burned”😂😂😂 good one

[@jamiehatcher9785]

I nearly choke on soda lol🤣

[@chickennoodle320]

Yup

[@anonyme7429]

And the that is the heck of non-stick pan

[@richardrossomando2947]

best koke i ever heard

[@microgurobloxplayer5383]

Ye that was good

[@yssabelavlogs6978]

The phrase "I find a way to burn cereal when I'm left in the kitchen" got me so hard 🤣

[@chrislecount4801]

I’ve got another one. How does one burn a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

[@frank_isbest]

Got you hard???🤨💀

[@Bigmoney_makers]

that so sus

[@chrisspiker5422]

Ayooo?

[@NootandBoots]

Y'all need to get your mind out of the gutter

[@codmaster9712]

The egg said: “ bye have a great time”😂😂

[@idoritos215]

On the other hand this makes one hell of a none stick pan😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Desaundrea]

That pan was amazing 😂

[@sietetuttiblablabla5543]

Man that joked killed me

[@obsidiansugar1123]

Comic gold!

[@flexxible6987]

Man ngl, that person really knows how to use a non stick pan

[@TiffanyL2]

I know

[@spiritjunkie_]

The one who tried to suck up pepper with a vacuum and also sucked the eggs into the vacuum had me ROFL 😂😂 The wit of the narrator makes this video even more fun to watch. I laughed for a good 20 minutes 😂😂

[@blobfish_mc493]

it was the noise the vacuum made 😂

[@jb6712]

Either you live one dull life, or you're extremely easy to amuse. He's nowhere near as funny as you seem to find him 🙄.

[@jacksonhile8919]

what do you mean ROFI

[@manime3079]

@@jacksonhile8919 Rolling On the Floor Laughing

[@eightnjamtv7377]

I am so glad that I can cook so well and hungry cannot I kill me 🙃😊👌😂

[@janeenschultz8502]

I know this video is from a year ago, but I've got a story. One of my aunts loved to cook and thought baking couldn't possibly be that much different. She discovered otherwise when she attempted to make brownies. She mixed almost all the ingredients together and put the filled pan in the oven. That's when she found out she forgot the water. She quickly mixed water into the already partially-baked brownies and then had to periodically open the oven to stab down air pockets that inevitably formed. Her siblings dubbed the completed dish "Rocky Mountain Brownies."

[@EmergencyResponseBallarat]

🤣If only it was Rocky Road Brownies not Rocky Mountain LOL

[@LeeLeeCRN]

Lol that's too funny😂😂 baking n cooking are so different. I always tell ppl I love to cook but hate to bake!

[@LexusLFA554]

The burnt pizza splitting itself is just mind blowing. It really has had enough.

[@coyster530]

The look on that dude's face at 11:10 when he says why you gotta mess with my food like that is priceless he don't care about the pregnancy test or nothing he just wanted his waffles

[@laurieerickson5648]

I think he just didn't want to eat pee!! I mean how dumb can ppl be??

[@coyster530]

True that

[@alkh3myst]

@@laurieerickson5648 For real! "Piss and waffles, my favorite!"

[@alwayzchillin0714]

All for the gram 🙄

[@pineforest1442]

Yeah, but even good news can be spoiled if your breakfast is ruined by a peed on contraption.

[@thebullqueen]

I laughed too hard when she tried to vacuum the seasoning of her eggs 🤣🤣🤣

[@ldannu5627]

The sound was so funny! 😂😂

[@tungbenganhwithnotoxicness]

The vacuum is hungry

[@a_lonely_guitarist3359]

I thought it was a leaf blower 💀

[@eas8381]

I truly appreciated this clip! Despite being in my 40’s and finishing my third college degree, this is likely an idea I would have contemplated. I’d like to think that I wouldn’t follow through, but after a long day at work you never can tell. 😂

[@azgaming9291]

ikr

[@chrisc7276]

As soon as I saw that pregnancy test under his food, I was done. That's just nasty regardless of what test she used.

[@maryellenputnam-reinhardt3305]

Gross

[@Thatxpcrazysimese]

Agreed I mean just why

[@hornetgaming250]

I think gordon Ramsay went to the hospital due to a heart attack with all of the cooking mess ups

[@baguette709]

💀

[@jemimaphillips7295]

I think he would yell first.

[@RealBrik]

Jamie Oliver did a worse job than anyone on this list with his egg fried rice however. CHILLI JAM AND TOFU DOES NOT BELONG IN THERE

[@BasicPsychology101]

I heard he took the room temperature challenge after watching it.

[@grandom7116]

10:19 Did she think that *putting a POSITIVE pregnancy test in food* was a good idea?

[@Frightmarelordofthenightmares]

I honestly would've so angry and disgusted that would probably go get breakfast at Mcdonalds and not eat her cooking for a little while.

[@mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311]

There are clearly two separate and unrelated factors involved - whether the test was positive or negative is immaterial to the fact that she put an item onto which she had previously pissed, into his food. What an unbelievably stupid bint. However, whether or not the guy was too busy being disgusted by this - or whether, on realising he was becoming a father, was too stunned (and/or pissed off about it) to even appreciate the fact particles of her urine were baked into his waffles, is unclear. Either way, he was clearly unhappy and my overriding 6th sense tells me this couple are so far off the same wavelength that they are doomed. Don't know how long ago it was filmed but odds are they're no longer together....

[@isaidknife478]

My first thought was, "You peed on that!"

[@Dovah_Slayer]

That was incredibly disgusting as soon as I heard pregnancy reveal in a food video I immediately wanted to vomit

[@ricosayvykeke6080]

That was nasty, I would never think to put my pregnancy test in my bf's food, he'll be pissed off lol. I wonder if she still thinks it was a good idea, especially to upload it after seeing that he was disgusted. If I was her I'll be embarrassed but it seems like she didn't know better even though it should've been common sense because she peed on it.

[@Lampe2020]

5:56 That slurpy sound when the egg disappeared into the vacuum is just hilarious!

[@happyme3376]

I laughed so hard, I cried, and your comment had me going all over again!!

[@PaulLyndeBlue]

agreed

[@jasmineroberts3451]

To be honest, the thing that caught me more off guard was the voice change. Is that his actual voice? 😯 *gasp*

[@donnahaynes138]

"Well, at least the vacuum isn't hungry anymore." 😂😂😂

[@PrincessKiki676]

“The crunch THE CRUNCH” has me LMBO on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilmissbloodbath89]

Kay's son is such a sweetie. He never tells her she's done a horrible job.

[@John-rk6tf]

Ye just like yo mama

[@justsomeaeroacefurry3479]

@@John-rk6tf dude that joke is over SEVEN YEARS OLD-

[@giant3854]

@@justsomeaeroacefurry3479 so? its like saying "why you playing that game, its old" or "why are you sleeping on beds, it was invented long ago"

[@dipendrakarki5411]

Fuck we have war in the reply’s

[@jillshen1139]

lol

[@lazcodm9325]

3:16 that's a one heck of a non stick pan🤣 My "fake"non stick pan felt that

[@karascene13]

This brought back a few memories. I have had a few roommates, but one who didn't know how to cook a thing. Making cookies with her was a nightmare. I asked for a cup of sugar- she handed me 3 cups. I said no- 1 cup, she couldn't level it. I realized 😮 no one has taught her a thing. Right then I appreciated my Mom so much more. She just didn't know. No one taught her. 😢 We became closer & are still friends. Although I still won't trust her to boil water! ❤😂

[@DragonQueen999]

Baking inedible objects into their food had me dying laughing 🤣

[@beberivera7914]

I’ve heard this dude narrate all kinds of video content but you can tell this food video is personal to him cuz how excited he sounds!!

[@fsutrill]

He’s my fave BeAmazed voice!

[@beberivera7914]

@@fsutrill I agree ☝️

[@amanda8242]

Ah ye

[@maximillion8442]

The thing that makes me love watching these videos is that you don't just comment and emote abt the footage you're showing, you go all in talking abt egg white protein and the Law of Thermodynamics

[@bevmulroy5877]

I just found your channel, but after watching this I felt compelled to share my ex-husbands experience at "cooking". We were REALLY young and on our own for the very first time and completely clueless LOL. While I was at work, he decided to make some jello, after boiling the water and adding the gelatin, he called my mom to see how long he needed to "cook" the jello. My mom being the wonderful Mom that she is, made him some and took it to him. When I got home and he told me of his culinary experience, I looked on the package, and to be perfectly honest (at the time at least) it stated to boil water and then to add the mixture. LOL! Thanks for the fun and interesting videos :)

[@Episcopalianacolyte]

I burned an egg so badly that the fire department had to be called. I am autistic so I had an excuse but I'm not allowed to cook anymore. Now I don't feel so alone.

[@Ishan9726gaming]

Him saying "Seriously, I'd find a way to _BURN CEREAL_ if I was left alone in the kitchen" got me laughing SO HARD for a good 10 minutes and still got me partially wheezing for the next 40 minutes and I think it may be another few days of wheezing.

[@staryxmoonlit]

it wasn’t even that funny what

[@Ishan9726gaming]

@@staryxmoonlit Was to me

[@fuki98]

@Everything Of Indian Cinema. bot

[@fuki98]

ITS NOT THAT FUNNY

[@walter4708]

@@fuki98 funny

[@busardr1452]

10:46 "Why it's in my food?" That is so damn funny. Who is that stupid? Putting a pee stick in your man's food. OMG

[@ophelian4646]

"Who is that stupid?" I would say, most pregnant women.

[@Yeah_You_Thought]

@@ophelian4646 a lot of them don't stick their positive test into food. And a lot of them will courteously put the positive test into a plastic bag for revealing later

[@ophelian4646]

@@Yeah_You_Thought Have _you_ been pregnant? If so you would understand what I mean.

[@Yeah_You_Thought]

@@ophelian4646 anyways

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@ophelian4646 I highly doubt "most pregnant women" would put a stick they peed on anywhere near food.

[@T.T.Comics]

The funny thing is, I've actually somehow managed to set water on fire before, don't ask how but let's just say the microwave is my best friend.

[@shadowt5542]

My best cooking fail is when I accidentally grabbed my dishsoap which was next to the syrup, I put dishsoap on my pancakes

[@poochie0720]

10:19 the guy probably re-think his life choices with that woman for a hot minute.

[@laurieerickson5648]

RIGHT!!! Roflmfao!

[@catladyfromky4142]

Pro tip for making caramel with sugar, water, and corn syrup: NEVER leave the stove after the sugar has dissolved. Caramel can go from not done, to done, to burnt in an instant.

[@alkh3myst]

Also, isn't it best made in a double boiler? I always use one for chocolate sauces and the like, but have never done the caramel thing.

[@catladyfromky4142]

@@alkh3myst I don't use a double boiler. I just put it directly on the heat. I am rather impatient, so I cook it over medium high heat. But I have to stand there during the entire cooking. I use a pot with tall, straight sides. That way I will have less crystalization on the sides of the pot. I also don't stir it once the sugar is melted; I just slowly swirl the pot occasionally to keep the heat even. Caramel is definitely something that practice makes perfect, because you have to be able to time the cooking just right. Know the color that you want, and be prepared to work fast once it gets there. I am not a professional, but I love making me some caramel. Just like Italian meringue, the technique is key and the results can make any dessert so much better.

[@alkh3myst]

@@catladyfromky4142 Thanks for your response. I may have to try my hand at making caramel now.

[@catladyfromky4142]

@@alkh3myst You really should. It is so much better than store-bought. Last time I made it, I put it in between the layers of a chocolate cake. It was divine!

[@alkh3myst]

@@catladyfromky4142 Okay, I'm sold!

[@lincolncarillo1440]

14:18 now that looks like a darksouls boss😂❤😂

[@victorejiogu8534]

Cooking a Xenomorph Nearly woke up the neighbours with crazy outburst of laughter.

[@lightningclonetrooperprodu3110]

If giving pineapple pizza to an italian would give them a heart attack, then I can't imagine what the pasta that Kay made would do to them.

[@jellygoddessofart4560]

Put him in war duh

[@mamakat7176]

Lord have mercy 🤣

[@Aaron.Sk8te]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DeathBYDesign666]

Full Goku god level super Saiyan pissed off.

[@melissaborowy4241]

They would consider it a hate crime I swear

[@Planetech-ii4nh]

As an Italian, seeing that woman cook pasta in the way made me cry

[@rosiered3403]

You would cry if you saw me cook too. As an Italian, I'm an embarrassment to my ancestors 😄

[@Planetech-ii4nh]

@@rosiered3403 🤣

[@thegoodnessness]

being a mostly rice eating family.. her fried rice video gave me nightmares

[@TakumiLucius]

I think both of that Kay ladies fails make me cringe so bad I feel like we went backwards further in evolution

[@justinparkerthewildwolf6394]

Did you really cry,?

[@sarahknight8251]

1:45 on the bottom left corner why does it say sh*ttyfoodp*rn 💀

[@musclespasm1557]

Uhm that’s the username lol

[@4kidstrollsdad479]

I died of laughter when that drunk guy tried to get his 🍕 out of the oven

[@mercuryvincent6796]

Being Asian, the rice especially hurts more than the pasta. Also reminds me of the time Uncle Roger almost had an aneurysm with the "crunchy" rice 🤣😬

[@silverredwing20]

Just as Uncle Roger himself said, our ancestors are crying over this

[@TrustonLeongTheDriftPro]

@@silverredwing20 Big HAIYAAA and ground shaking leg drop from chair

[@fuki98]

@Everything Of Indian Cinema. STFU and stop spamming

[@Lunurarie]

I had a seizure because my friend had cooked the rice raw… she then told me that she had once cooked rice without washing it! I was so disappointed in her…

[@mantha8583]

I’ve watched this twice now and just seeing the eggs get sucked up by a hoover makes me all most die of laughter 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Venus_the_Wolf]

I think I heard a, "Thp" when they took a one-way trip to Vacuumville.

[@mantha8583]

@@Venus_the_Wolf 😂🤣

[@jessicabrower8574]

​@@Venus_the_Wolfme too

[@angelagreen3642]

I died laughing at the duck bread thingy 🤣🤣🤣

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

That pizza cracked in half like.. "Karen! Do you see what you did to me?!?!"

[@A1441]

The vacuuming part really had me laughing. Wahahaha!

[@akziongarcia4112]

*HEHEHEHAW*

[@audreygo1828]

Shhhhhlllllluuurp

[@jamesbarisitz4794]

The Pecker sausages at the end were hilarious. Drunk dude knocking over the oven was tied for first.

[@khalaq2]

They definitely ended the video with a banger.

[@spockgirltrekkie8226]

@@khalaq2 😂😂😂😂

[@DM-sd1fg]

I think that one loked staged

[@sundaymourning5329]

"pecker-sausages" 🌭🤣

[@xxpunk._.night701xx6]

You can get perfectlycooked rice in the microwave , I do it all the time. 2 cups rice, 3 1/2 cups water, stir. Put in the microwave UNCOVERED for 23 minutes on high. It is perfect everytime!

[@dalebarnes9949]

This gives what I do on a daily basis a bad name...lol. I absolutely laughed my arse off with the pepper and vacuum

[@crazycherokee8552]

As a home chef, some of these really hurt my soul. Just imagine, if more schools had Home Economics this probably wouldn't happen as much 😂

[@tsgrandma9837]

I don't know so much about that. My school did have Home Economics and some funny things happened in that class.

[@konodioda6969]

I agree. All of these fails deals both emotional and physical damage to me.

[@crazycherokee8552]

@@tsgrandma9837 fair enough, there's always gonna be that one kid in every class 😂

[@brigidtheirish]

@@crazycherokee8552 I feel called out and I didn't even *go* to high school. Home-schooled. My 'home ec' was changing my brother's diaper and my poor, dear, long-suffering mom trying *desperately* to get me *interested* in learning to cook. Oh, and sewing. I managed to sew a single button to both the front *and back* of a shirt.

[@bigbirdsmama10]

@@brigidtheirish Lol

[@givemethasauce5720]

13:00 if the audio is played, you can hear a faint voice saying "I am Venom"

[@maiden4meldin69]

How to make 8 hour Tea: Have Fibromyalgia flare, and then set the electric auto shut off kettle (ask me how I converted from stovetop kettle to electric lol) then go to watch a tv show, wake up two hours later, boil water again. Then go off to do something, fall asleep again, third try the charm right, Nope, Boil water. Discover not enough water in kettle after four times being boiled lol. So, fifth try, hour six, simply watch kettle boil, and put it into teapot, yay, you might think, hot tea, in six hours, NOPE this is 8 hour tea. Walk away from teapot, and using the ladies room, completely forget you made tea, and fall asleep again watching some random tv show. Finally wake up, seventh attempt, Drink the cold tea. lol.

[@cadiaprep7232]

my uncle once accidentally put homemade pizza in the oven, upside down😂

[@Sandi_shores_lands_fish]

That's putting the pizza ON the pineapple Your uncle maybe a pioneer

[@Rochesteradventures4870]

I laughed harder than i shouldve at the eggs being sucked into the vacuum, lol

[@PaulLyndeBlue]

same here. that stupidity is the reason to never use TikTok

[@KeyKeyJournals]

😂😂me too!

[@PrashantMishra-oo3tz]

I am from India, I am currently in hostel from last 2 days alone in a room and I was feeling loneliness, remembering family. But your videos help to forget that. I have see your all last 4 video immediately after uploading, I will that I am in my hometown Appreciate your efforts 😊

[@fandroid6491]

@@country928 What does hostel mean? 1 : inn. 2 : an inexpensive lodging facility for usually young travelers that typically has dormitory-style sleeping arrangements and sometimes offers meals and planned activities. - called also youth hostel. 3 chiefly British : a supervised institutional residence or shelter (as for homeless people)

[@kristinelestrange2346]

Those two cooking fails with the rice and spaghetti are war crimes

[@josesolismusic]

The vacuumed egg made me laugh way too much. XD

[@beyondtheearth]

I remember as a kid my mom put a potato in the microwave it took a few seconds before it set on fire so she grabbed it and yeeted it onto our back lawn 😂😂😂😂😅

[@julietteoscaralphanovember2223]

I've cooked potatoes in the microwave before and they never caught fire. Did your mom keep it too long or did she wrap it in foil first?

[@thatgirlbribri8048]

Me and my mom were making cookies and we were following a KZbin tutorial and everything was going fine until the cookies 🍪 came out and we tasted them....let me tell you those cookies where salty so I called them salt cookies 🧂🍪

[@beyondtheearth]

@@julietteoscaralphanovember2223 I think she put it in as it was but it burned and caught fire I don't remember it that much I was only 5 she probably kept it in too long we used to eat jacket potatoes alot

[@beyondtheearth]

@@thatgirlbribri8048 hahahaha cute 😂

[@kellywallace9677]

What happened to the lawn?? 🤣

[@jackcampbellmaniacjack2064]

I have fallen asleep drunk with a pizza in the oven! If it wasn't for my former best friend I would have died. Thanks James! Hope your life is going well.

[@NetralFN]

Remember guys,don't cook pretty much anything when you're drunk or high

[@dumbfukx]

@@NetralFN i got stomach ache from undercooked chicken thighs because I was drunk and wanted chicken 😢

[@NetralFN]

@@dumbfukx dang that's like the opposite of the comments jack said

[@kamilbrzezon8641]

Why former did you wanna die ?

[@High.on.Life_DnB]

@@NetralFN I can cook best when I'm high on cannabis! Especially the spacecake I make when I'm high, reeeallly gooood...

[@Moodymushroom66-hj2zw]

When I saw the one with the duck bread after being baked I thought: ‘oh no…day has broken’ 🤣

[@NotyoureverydayArtist]

Moral of baking pizza in oven: if you don't feel like turning on the timer, make sure to check the pizza every 3-5 minutes.

[@earlrobbiepalomar278]

The crunch THE CRUNCH!!! LMAO 4:35

[@crazyentertainment4842]

*NOW YA WANNA KNOW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE LIKED*

[@michelleschrock9141]

Same here. This is just disgusting. 🤢🤮

[@johnnymartinjohansen]

I'm trying not to think too much about what else she does in the kitchen... :/

[@komikbookgeek]

"And your honor this video is why I'd like some custody."

[@lastbreath1154]

... You think when you're going down on your respective partner... You're NOT ingesting a small amount of urine? Eeegad. 🤔

[@komikbookgeek]

@@lastbreath1154 it's possible but that's with consent and foreknowledge.

[@wanderinggamer8070]

10:47 why is it in my food? Got me laughing my ass off

[@mashedburgerpatties903]

the 90% crust cake made me laugh way too hard! 🤣😂😆😆😆😁😁😆😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣

[@xhyenabite]

honestly, i think the Kay's Cooking channel is adorable and wholesome. yeah, she may be possibly the worst chef i've ever seen, but she looks so happy and excited when her son eats what she makes. it makes my heart melt that her son supports her enough to actually look like he somewhat likes what she's eating . . . it's so wholesome

[@0utlaster]

I guess so but she really needs to learn how to cook well cause I think her son is faking to make her happy

[@lightheidi9009]

Her son is so sweet.

[@yesmanwithyessoda744]

I remember I saw her in a video on another channel and I said the same thing but people in the replies were saying she was racist or something but I’m not so sure if she is because it’s literally just a cooking channel so I’m just gonna side with you on this one

[@audreygo1828]

Maybe, just she has to quit with her hate crimes on plates.

[@rudra62]

@@audreygo1828 Or, at least stop videoing it and uploading these crimes against alimentary systems.

[@kellywallace9677]

6:09 that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen for a long time. Always wondered what you’re meant to feed vacuum cleaners with 🤣🤣🤣

[@veganleigh4817]

LOL!!!

[@lavinialadlass9432]

Apparently they love the taste of pepper and eggs.

[@chrystalroberts7322]

That pizza is so burnt to where it's roasted like a marshmallow😂😂😂😂😂😂By the way I just roasted the pizza

[@kittichan_omoriplush]

one very crispy pizza. what did they try to cook it with? mirrors.

[@juvydepriest515]

I BEEN WATCHING MOST OF YOUR VIDEOS!!! BUT I TRULY THIS MY FAVORITE!!! LAUGHING FROM START TO FINISH SPECIALLY, YOU want to call the police about fried rice HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU!!

[@LadyArianaSkye]

I laughed way too hard at these for someone who is a mediocre cook 🤣🤣

[@gifthorse3675]

They tried to vacuum the pepper off, I’m dying!

[@spiritjunkie_]

me too 😂

[@CarryCherry92]

I assumed the egg would be sucked in but that sound it made. Hilarious!

[@Frightmarelordofthenightmares]

@@CarryCherry92 I knew it was gonna happen.

[@pineforest1442]

I was thinking “I see where they’re going, but won’t they lose the egg as well?” And lo and behold, they lost the eggs.

[@BeAmazed]

shlluuuuuurrrrp!

[@aryanali3961]

That chonkysaures, thiccosaurus Rex, Veloci-Fat Dor bursted me into laughter 😂😂

[@Robyn_R]

I think you should put the egg sucked up the vacuum as a short. It’s the funniest part of the video.

[@AuthorJaymiMozeak]

My son saw the sausages at the end, laughed, and said "those look like music notes". Lol! Yes, son. They look like music notes...

[@-ghost563]

Oh no at least he didn't get it

[@prathibhadhegde]

E

[@airmanon7213]

Yeah, I can kinda see how he'd come to that conclusion.

[@babikatspelman2308]

Yes!! Music notes!! Good parenting!!

[@davidanderson2201]

OH! They're music notes! My dirty ass mind thought they were something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@baconcatsizzle]

14:07 got me! 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder they look like when they're-- BWEHH!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lonely_7891]

14:08

[@marleyboy7732]

Omg! 🤣 I died when that girl sucked her egg up with the vacuum. I wished we could have gotten her expression on the screen.

[@TheAlmightyLightspeed]

"Eggs are a god-tier food in my opinion" me who is allergic to egg white: **instantly dies of disagreement**

[@kellywallace9677]

The drunk guy who managed to tip over his cooker genuinely made me uncomfortable (still funny but was really expecting his kitchen to be in ashes).

[@nnekalyons238]

This makes me feel better about the kitchen 😂😂😂

[@arprogames]

Lol

[@ayotomiwaferanmi7406]

Ajeh 💯😂

[@caiftftfctt71]

True hommie

[@awesomefobstar]

Here

[@princessstewart8196]

Yeah, it feels like the kitchen is trying to kill me lol

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

My dad's girlfriend could fill this entire list. She especially loves to cook plastic Tupperware on top of the ceramic stove

[@tjg750]

"After witnessing her making her special fried rice without cooking the rice, I was ready to call the police" 😂😂😂😂

[@jules850]

🤣

[@MarySchipke]

I confess. When I was 15, I was cooking a whole roast in an old fashioned pressure cooker. Left it on high and went to take a shower. After the loud "Boom," I arrived in the kitchen to find my dinner all over the wall, all over the stove, all over the refrigerator. I have never left a cooking pressure cooker since.

[@tamraflowers8572]

that's too funny

[@sammorgen]

Hahahahahahabaha I'm laughing in Spanish

[@lang-ed3bk]

@@sammorgen then you mean jajaja

[@Bee-45000]

I conjured your reaction in my head and it was so funny

[@Bee-45000]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠

[@literalreality7905]

Dang. That vacuum slurped up that egg faster than sonic running to the pacific and back! And the sound it made had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes! 😂🤣😂

[@neopolitan6918]

Hey Tails

[@franklinvlogs1492]

The last one really was a real sausage😂😂💀💀

[@Morgann140]

The spoon cake and the glasses cake were absolutely hysterical. I hasten to add I've had various cooking disasters so can't point the finger.

[@CrusadingJello]

1:12 "I was meant to be baked. I was meant to be delicious. The family would have looked down in salivation and anticipation. Instead they'll look down in horror, because of you." - Piztron

[@carljohnson2146]

12:59 that's Venom smh

[@cinderedrockjf8055]

I really enjoyed this one. Extremely funny! 🤣🤣🤣✌️

[@thekidinthecorner5854]

"Wat is dat?" "why it in mah foood" "does dat mean you're pregnant?" "but why you mess up mah food" NAH BRO IM DYING😂😂😂😂

[@xxmisty_rosexx3885]

The fact the boyfriend was more concerned about the waffle then the test 😂😂😂

[@branfeather]

I would be too if someone thought putting something they peed on into my food was a good idea.

[@xxmisty_rosexx3885]

@@branfeather Yeah, she could have KILLED HIM (the risk is low, but still!)

[@PlasmonixRBX]

At the same time, I would be mad too

[@florencia5891]

Putting a peed on pregnancy test in someone else's food is an action that only a person with mental issues would do. That's a red flag on that woman.

[@JZJ7777]

I wouldn’t blame him, to be honest. That’s pretty gross.

[@mattl1758]

When I was a drunken bachelor I had a microwave with a dial timer that didn’t work. I came home and put a couple frozen burritos in…woke up 7-8 hrs later to an awful smell and got to get rid of the microwave. After that I bought a pizzazz knowing that it would shut off and not burn my apartment down. Lol. Thanks for the memories

[@CT--sh4xw]

At an Asian restaurant "I'd like my fried rice crunchy, please" "Are you okay with leftover rice?" "No I want fresh" "Get out, we're banning you. No sane person will order fresh crunchy rice"

[@crystalrichards779]

Thank you for making me feel better about my cooking skills.

[@cobyjames5982]

0:29 the pizza rages like : i dont want to live anymore (breaks)

[@kelenlouis5424]

13:07 no, it’s the dungeon for the mini boss of dark souls

[@hobx6063]

Those sausages look like AirPods, it’s pretty funny.

[@for-real-countrygirl4192]

Once i had put eggs on the stove to boil to make deviled eggs. Anywsy i forgot , left for the gricery store, about 20 minutes later i remembered, panicked and called the sheriffs office. Told them my situation and asked if a cop would go by and turn them off because i was afraid the house would burn down before i got back. I told them my door was unlocked and off i went to the house. I get there and a cop is standing in my kitchen with a charred pot with little black charred eggs. He looks at me and says "The eggs are done " 😂😂😂😂 Fun note : years later on married that same cop and a couple of years ago ended up burning boiled eggs agian. It was funny but i wouldn't recommend it 😅🎉

[@Not_Dissapointed_Just_Mad]

1:12 Is it just me or I see a oreo instead.

[@shannonfatimapaylaga8496]

Same

[@makebia_sims]

Magic😳

[@Combothief]

aaaaaaannd for my next trick, THE DISAPEARING OMLET! 3:08

[@CertifiedAnything]

3:09 The “Doesn’t Want To Kiss With The Pot” Magic Trick

[@MUHAMMADDANISHHUSSIENBINMOHDKH]

"creating a mushroom cloud of dissappointment," Really caught me laughing

[@dawnnightinger3025]

The trick to doing a pan flip is when you pull back to do said flip, you have to keep the pan moving consistently as you move it backwards. Undershoot it and the food may fold, overshoot it and the food may end up on your head.

[@ilovecodexe49]

3:41 and she made Uncle Roger get Emotional Damage

[@aishathzeesha5234]

The oven thing was hilarious 😂

[@angelbulldog4934]

Vacuuming eggs 🤣😅😅🤣😂🤣 How can I unseen that? Every time I vacuum...every time I use eggs... My face hurts from the laughter. 😅

[@cactuscosyusa]

You can defrost a frozen pizza before putting it in the oven by microwaving it on high for one and half minutes, then place it on a metal pizza tray before putting it in the Oven.