American's React to THE FUNNIEST FOOTBALL CHANTS IN ENGLAND THESE ARE BRUTAL!!!!

[@Tony-c7z9t]

That ain't aggression, it's just light hearted banter.

[@SanxBile]

Cmon there's applause! They're basically praising them.

[@Tony-c7z9t]

@@SanxBile applause can be sarcastic

[@SanxBile]

@@Tony-c7z9t bro

[@Tony-c7z9t]

@@SanxBile ???

[@SanxBile]

@@Tony-c7z9t Same goes for comments

[@andrewellington9503]

I don't care what anyone says, the complete willingness to chant absolutely anything you want is a low key British superpower.

[@b8nnytez]

It is, but the authorities HATE it!

[@DanielHeath-e5d]

All the school assemblies been training us

[@bettanysapothecary]

Do you know what? You’re right - I really hate a lot of what was chanted, and I’m sure there are cleverer ones out there - but you’ve entirely changed my mind about this whole thing, our mouthiness is part of who and what we are!

[@DanielHeath-e5d]

@@bettanysapothecary the two famous British passtimes assembly singing and queuing

[@bettanysapothecary]

@ it’s not so much that we like queuing as we enjoy complaining about it…and discussing cultures that don’t queue 😂

[@samwynne5364]

Think a good chant is when Andy Goram (ex- Scottish goalkeeeper) got diagnosed with schizophrenia and instead of singing 'There's only one Andy Goram!' They sang after that.. 'Theres only two Andy Goram's!'

[@grahambaker9377]

Takes some beating that one

[@jackcole3146]

My favourite of all time

[@shish7755]

"geordie boys are on a bender, cristiano's a sex offender" is the best chant i've ever heard😂

[@jackcole3146]

@@shish7755 Geordies are brilliant. They came out with one of the funniest ones I've ever heard at a Manchester City v Newcastle match back in 2006. Sven was the City boss and Sam Allardyce was managing Newcastle at the time. We started chanting "Sven Goran Erikkson", they came back with "Fat Bastard Allardyce"

[@shish7755]

@@jackcole3146 spectacular😂

[@littlemissbossy1000]

jimmy Saville is no one you want to feel bad for lol 🤣 xx

[@lucky_duck323]

Keir starmer does 😂

[@richardo62]

​@@lucky_duck323😂😂😂joke init

[@lucky_duck323]

@@richardo62 starmer is more than a bloody joke mate 🤣

[@Voodoodollgaming]

Now then now then now then 😂

[@triptechable]

He was a legend. Got away with it for years. Fair play

[@tsrgoinc]

We’re 2 nations, separated by a common language….and fucking great big ocean thank christ! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@annicecooper8105]

Al Murray 🙌

[@chriswannell3513]

@@annicecooper8105 Allhail the pub landloed

[@annicecooper8105]

@@chriswannell3513 all hail to the ale.... Obvs for me just a small white wine or a fruit based drink 😄😆🤣. Wonderful stuff.

[@1individeo]

Actually "real" americans are pissed at you because you guys went to live there.

[@craigcassidy6078]

Get your own material

[@JohnTaylor-cc6tm]

The most quintessentially British chant on here is the last one: You're nothing special; we lose every week.

[@alex-E7WHU]

That was west ham fans chanting to man city fans.😂⚒️

[@catherinerobilliard7662]

I love the “Let’s pretend we’ve scored a goal” and they all go mad and cheer

[@mirrrie]

I love that 1. 🤣

[@GJH-i7b]

Agreed. That was the only really funny one. 'We want our dick back' was pretty funny too

[@SplitFinn]

Y'know the adage/stereotype that Englishmen are polite and well mannered...? That goes RIGHT out the fucking window when football is involved.

[@andyleeds202]

Or drinking or pretty much anything that gets us hyped I really don’t know where the stereotype of us being polite or well mannered came from we’re sarcastic and nuts but I love it

[@nathanmitchell9695]

We don't have manners 🤣🤣

[@KatieM786]

You want snooker or cricket if you want to sit down in peace lol

[@greghenry3228]

That stereotype is only held by anyone who has never met an Englishman on real life.... WWI did a lot to break the class divide in English society as officers and infantry fought together and were deemed expendable by the senior military leaders..... The key difference prior to this was the aspirations of middle and upper lower classes. Those who were not the working classes aspired to present themselves as upper class. The "Grammar" school system where rich children paid and the most gifted working class children got scholarships is the perfect example. They were called grammar schools because they taught pupils to speak recieved pronunciation (the queens English with the stiff upper lip) because good jobs simply didn't hire people who spoke like commoners.. after the war the number of men who had grown up with those aspirations and prejudices was severely reduced (dead in the war) and those baby boomers that replaced them did not face the same prejudice and social immobility as previous generations because England needed the workers. As a result the middle classes (which exploded in the post war baby boom years) were no longer aspiring to be like the aristocracy and in fact many adopted the opposite tact - attempting to appear more common than they in fact were because the majority of their employees and customers were of the lower classes. This is because the power of the aristocracy (posh English gentleman) was always within the land they owned, however, with the globalisation of the economy after the war England's land was of far lesser value politically. England began to import significant proportions of it's food from foreign countries with lower labour costs - reducing the amount of land needed for agriculture. England's ability to compete globally in terms of industrial manufacturing declined as these industries could be operated in poorer countries with lower labour costs and abundant resources... So all in all the vast majority of English society since WW1 has been actively distancing themselves from the appearance, speech and behaviours of the stereotypical English gentlemen - just look at the majority of our politicians. 90% are privately educated and not a single one sends their children to state school and yet, even the conservative party members (traditionally representing the rich posh classes) try to present themselves as "one of the people" and avoid using recieved pronunciation. The exemption being Jacob Rees mogg who speaks like an aristocrat and does have a family estate, however, even he, when interviewed, claimed to be upper middle class..... England as a society has had distain for the stereotype for almost a century now. However the collective memory of the world regards English people is of the empire and Churchill etc and most of the footage in English people will see is of that generation of English gentlemen - reinforcing the common view. Ask anyone who has met and Englishmen or been to England - wereel all like the football thugs all the time

[@Fez135]

Jimmy Saville was a British television presenter for the national broadcaster, the BBC. He presented a show called Jim'll Fix It where he 'fixed it' for kids who wrote in to do something they always wanted to do like meet their sports heroes or whatever. After his death many, many people came out and said that he used his position to abuse them. He went to hospitals and was grossly inappropriate with vulnerable people there. He was generally just a despicable person. There are documentaries about it and it was horrible. The BBC knew about it and helped cover it up at the time. It was a national scandal. So he rightly gets a lot of stick for being a nonce, and is used as a comparison for other abusers and paedophiles.

[@BrentTJo]

Thanks for the context, didn't know who he was and wasn't sure I wanted to google his name.

[@alecharrower1927]

You forgot to mention he was from Leeds and the fans doing the chants were Leeds United fans

[@cashcorleone3311]

I mean it was worse than that. Think the UK version of Epstein. Helping other powerful people also abuse children

[@jeanlongsden1696]

you missed out that he also interfered with the dead too, including his mothers corpse. there was over 500 victims in total.

[@johnhaworth7391]

They were singing at one fella in the stands with a big head of white hair. He looked like Saville from a distance.

[@lindadoswell9396]

Im 79 year old lady I love hearing the chants we dont take ourselves seriously over here!!!

[@chelseathompson2796]

And this is why we will always be proud, every generation carries the same sense of humour!

[@Dio_BrandoPt1]

And the fact that the humour never gets old over here 😂

[@petersullivan3012]

We swear about everything, we take the piss out of everything, we laugh at everything...... We don't give a fuck about what people think.

[@AVAXII]

that's why the rest of Europe adores you :D

[@scrimdog1]

Sadly that's changing very quickly

[@malcolmkirk4960]

We just do us as brits God help.the yanks if we turn up and show them how to chant

[@justforthis3208]

​@@scrimdog1nah it'll live on. Just got to stay away from the stiffs

[@jernaugurgeh8110]

Truth mate. We do love taking the pss dont we. Lol

[@Roberto_79]

Imagine going down to watch the Tennessee Titans and singing… Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother… At the opposition fans.😂😂😊😊

[@forwardpaunganwa4135]

After hearing your sister is your mother, I just let go, I couldn't hold myself anymore😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mirrrie]

Tbf you are probably not far off 😳

[@limitedmark]

British banter is the best guys, we like everyone really.

[@decency2824]

The British have mastered insults by becoming a lyrical hive mind

[@ajandrianjafymusic]

It’s a trait we’re very proud of 😂

[@saorsa5]

​@@ajandrianjafymusicBritain is not a fkn country Scottish never fkn British

[@alexanderthompson683]

Assemblies in primary school signing hymns have trained us well

[@Cyberpunk9000]

😂😂😂

[@FloydTheBreathless]

​@@ajandrianjafymusic you're not british.

[@Erulin68]

The Adam Johnson chants aren't a lie. He spend 3 years in jail for it. She was 14.

[@Pakitin-r7v]

She was 17 mate!

[@jakebain7249]

@@Pakitin-r7vshe was 14 when they started talking basically groomed her

[@SR1Records]

@@Pakitin-r7v She can't have been 17 because the age of consent is 16 in the UK. I thought she was 15...

[@Addy2023X]

​@@Pakitin-r7v she was 15 not 17

[@aleckerby1236]

Fact

[@bashab3098]

Our teams all come from towns cities even villages so you grow up supporting them , they aren’t franchise teams , so they are part of the community , or they used to be . So it used to be that you supported you home town , and you stuck with them win or loose .

[@AVAXII]

Noel Gallagher spoke about knowing nothing but pain as a City fan. On the other hand, his son knows nothing but winning

[@drigerdranzer7514]

5:02 Sky TV is part of the Murdoch just like Fox News. They scheduled match days on weekdays and early Sundays so many couldn't attend live and had to purchase the matches from.. you guessed it, Sky TV.

[@chrisbodum3621]

Well it was, but murdoch sold it to Comcast.

[@MobinKiadeh]

Sky is owned by Comcast now, Sky Australia however is a separate company and that one is owned by Murdoch.

[@lloyd_r]

Uneducated NPC comment as usual. He hasn't owned Sky for years and years. Typical lefty, uninformed tripe. Mong

[@dcollins4679]

Match delays cos Sky wasn't ready to broadcast.

[@craiglightowler8922]

Best chant i heard was in Newcastle's ground when the tannoy announcer put out a call for a guy to meet his wife ( who had got lost in the ground) at the back of the stand. Within seconds the whole crowd were singing " home with the shopping, you're going home with the shopping" to the tune of " juan ta la Mera".

[@zak-a-roo264]

Guantanamera....but I like your way better,lol!

[@craiglightowler8922]

@@zak-a-roo264 I stand corrected in my orthopedic shoes.... I'd even googled that tune 🤷🤣

[@theNineTailedF0x-]

As a british person This is completely legal aswell to the point its funny

[@saorsa5]

YOU ARE NOT FKN BRITISH YOU ARE FKN ENGLISH BRITAIN IS NOT A COUNTRY

[@RayWilliams-ui7gw]

Sadly, the authorities are on a mission to put a stop to this kind of chanting.

[@Valisk]

Nice to see a reaction channel with some actual genuine reactions! Well done lads, made me laugh!

[@Really-hx7rl]

England and GB has been in more wars through the last 1000 yrs then any other country in the world and you are surprised that we can be aggressive! 😁😂🤣 Tbh that isn't aggressive that's just friendly banter.

[@brandonhall5615]

The bants.

[@mossygreen2790]

Us Brits find it funny, & dont take it seriously 😊🇬🇧

[@samjenkins2568]

Us only 500 years old

[@mossygreen2790]

@@samjenkins2568 yep,very young country, that imported English & British culture & then thought "they" invented it? Mind you the " Britons" of 2 millenniums back learnt so much from the Romans too & then had so many invasions, wars & power grabs to deal with, so "we" had to deal with so many hard situations where life & death were daily desicions, day in day out. It made us resilient & made humour our "raison d'etre"

[@jeannemara1600]

@samjenkins2568 Incorrect, the U.S., in other words, the United States of America, as a nation, is two hundred and forty- eight years old. Columbus discovered the Bahamas on his first trip to find India in 1492. The Americas were discovered during ensuing years. There were ****many**** nations in what is now known as the United States of America.

[@avrilmaépilkington]

just love how you guys enjoyed watching the football culture we have, it is madness at times but thats what makes it soo special, this beautiful game makes us together but also makes us divided come match day... long live football, the beautiful game, the chants and fans are what makes it memorable

[@purplesloth2118]

Hey! I'm from London! Just so you know... Jimmy Seville was a nounce. He used to work on kids tv and.. yeah. England Football crowds are absolutely brutal, it is true haha. One thing that is the absolute opposite though, if you are interested is the Welsh national anthems sung as the start of rugby matches. The crowds sing along and it is truly wonderful to experience and absolutely gets me every time. (also Scottish too, i love that one and it's specifically about beating the English haha). Excited to see more vids like this one! As always i really enjoy your videos! Thanks for the all the hard work. Borahae 💜

[@rogu3rooster]

I'm London born and residing in Wales, there's nothing better than the Welsh belting out the anthem in unison!

[@ChelseaPensioner-DJW]

Billy Connelly said he loves the song Flower of Scotland, with the lines "sent them home to think again", Billy then follows that up with, "yes, they went home, thought about it, came back and kicked the fucking shite out of us". Only Connelly could get away with that joke in Scotland.

[@darkershoresbs]

People outside the UK don't use the word nonce mate.

[@gaijinkamiyui]

You need to explain nonce to Americans. Pedos. Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise (in prison)

[@inforambling4680]

Also just a standard British night out, pubs close… commence any chant on route to the kebab van.

[@herstoryanimated]

I think there's a version of this where the guy explains the references, which might help you guys. Also no this isn't just one group of people, this is all British football fans, the chants are to well known (and often repeatedly used) songs so everyone already knows the tunes. Then someone at the game will start a new version (or may also begin in the pub beforehand) and there's usually a simple repeated rhyme that everyone can quite quickly pick up and sing to the already known tune. Don't forget most of these guys (and girls) have been going to watch the football with their dads since they were kids. ETA: the players hear this stuff every week, that's why they normally aren't phased

[@walkinghenry7905]

Years ago Liverpool had players by the names of Dieter Hamman, Steve Finnan, Sylvan Distan and Djimi Traore. The latter scored an amazing own goal by backheeling it on the spin into his own net under absolutely no pressure(its on youtube) Anyway Liverpool fans came up with an amazingly clever chant to the tune of Blame it on the Boogie which went sth like: Don't blame it on Distan Don't blame it on Finnan Don't blame it on Hamman Blame it on Traore.

[@scottcorr922]

…“He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet’

[@walkinghenry7905]

@@scottcorr922 oh that's right. I remember now.

[@tonydalton459]

😂 Quality.

[@joeyac76]

It was Biscan not Distan,he played for the blue shite. Great tune though 😂

[@michaelwalker5459]

Never gets old seeing Americans see how a real crowd chants and has imagination

[@OhHeyRad]

Watching you guys realise the truth of English football chants in real-time was great, not gonna lie 😂 hope you do a part 2, there's plenty of comps on KZbin!

[@Devonshirejackdaw]

The British are good at doubling down 😂

[@HaveAJakey]

As a Newcastle fan, i was very proud of the first few chants!

[@Badgersj]

You poor innocent little Americans!

[@robbpatterson6796]

Gonna blow your minds...The nursery rhymes such as "humpty dumpty, jack and jill, old macdonald and twinkle twinkle are all British"

[@davidcook7887]

Did you know Humpty Dumpty is about the Parliamentarians v Royalists?

[@lloydcollins6337]

@@davidcook7887 Most of the nursery rhymes were a way of telling a story about events before many people could read and write, and it was a hangover from much earlier times when writing hadn't been invented and the only way to keep your history known was to talk about it. For example London Bridge is falling down dates from the 14th century when the tolls from crossing the bridge were given to the Queen of the time by the King (hence she's "My fair lady"), but she spent all the money on herself and the bridge lacked maintenance which caused parts of it to collapse. The tolls were subsequently taken away from her and given to the Bridge House Trust, which still exists today as an investment vehicle for the City of London. Ring-a-ring-a-rosies was supposedly about the Plague (Black Death) or some other disease but this is disputed.

[@robinarmitage1376]

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, I think.

[@lucky_duck323]

​@lloydcollins6337 writing has been around for centuries mate. Even the hieroglyphics in Egypt is classed a writing

[@lloydcollins6337]

@@robinarmitage1376 From what I've looked into it was a large bombardment cannon used to defend a Royalst stronghold in the English civil wars until the wall it sat on was demolished by Roundhead cannon (hence "had a great fall") and then the Royalists (King's horse (cavalry) and King's men) couldn't get it out of the rubble to re-use it as it was too heavy.

[@Justin_Webb]

Whilst most Yanks grow up thinking they're Optimus Prime or Chewbacca. We, on this side of the pond grew up making our own entertainment.

[@MissSJ4429]

The melody you recognised was Cum On Feel The Noize by British band Slade in the 70s.

[@akrogirl32]

Probably better known in the USA for the cover version by Quiet Riot.

[@anjanette02]

This was so funny. The english take no prisoners😂😂😂

[@darthwiizius]

Ever since the Normans turned up we have been allowed to be ruthless, hehe.

[@JohnReavesLive]

@@darthwiizius bahahahah I love this even more as my middle name is NORMAN 😂😂😅😅

[@Lovewinsall64]

A lot of these clips are from lower league games. They make up chants as they go along but there are standard chants that are just as cutting! You probably won’t hear these at most Premier league games. Bit of a change from a BTS reaction, eh? 🤣

[@harshalgawai746]

English took us Indians prisoners frequently a lot of times for no good reason.

[@forwardpaunganwa4135]

I laughed so hard I was crying for an hour😂😂😂😂 That was so funny.

[@morgski]

No prisoners taken. There was a Scottish goalkeeper who got diagnosed with schizophrenia and his own fans sang “there’s only two Andy Gorams” when he returned to the team

[@suemasongreen8979]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elitet3359]

There is a story behind the Adam Johnson chants and if you look it up you will understand why they are chanting.

[@DougBrown-h1n]

It just couldn't happen in the States - there'd be lawsuits flying everywhere!

[@lorraineterry884]

And yet they think they have freedom of speech 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RighAlban]

Aye, we have folk going to prison for 18 months and 3 years for a Facebook posts and chants at a protest, maybe wind the neck in talking about another places freedoms.

[@markmaher4548]

​@@RighAlbanInciting someone to burn down a hotel & block the exits so no one can get out isn't free speech.

[@RighAlban]

@@markmaher4548 A boy waving an England flag shouting who's streets our streets is one of the folk jailed coincidentally saying the same thing on the street as the counter protestors, but he got jailed hmm. Sure though you choose the thing said in a fit of red mist that actually was deleted it right away as your example, something a person wrote in anger after hearing what happened to the little girls, realised that it was a bit much then deleted it. That should have been it over with, someone realised their error and fixed it, they should not be punished to the extreme especially for words.

[@RighAlban]

@@markmaher4548 How about Nick Lowels from hope not hate he falsely reported a Muslim lady was attacked by a man driving up to her and throwing acid on her to incite action, and groups actually came out attacking people. Do you think he should be jailed also for incitement?

[@B-A-L]

And all this without a single cheerleader, organist or marching band in sight!

[@dfnffc]

Football is woven into British cultire and its very tribalistic. Your Football team almost becomes part of your identity. For the most part, people will follow football teams from their own city or follow on from who their Dad supports. There's a saying that you can chamge your wife but you cant change your football team. Chants whilst aggressive on the surface are all part of fan culture and it's expected on both sides, it's rare in the modern era that it spills out into the physical. Lots of chants to happen off the cuff and they're notoriously funny, especially if it ends up with back and forth between the home and away fans. This dynamic happens a lot because of large away fan attendances because of the close geographical proximity of football teams in England. Generally you're no more than 50-150 miles away from your furthest opponents with a lot being within 50 miles. Obviously in the US the distances are so vast for that away support isn't really a thing.

[@darthwiizius]

I dunno bought that, but, up the Arsenal. 😉

[@philiprowney]

The first tune was "Cum On Feel the Noize" is a song by the English rock band Slade, which was released in 1973 as a non-album single.

[@cmsxcb]

Covered in the US by Quiet Riot.

[@drigerdranzer7514]

11:01 That's one of those clubs that go up and down in the league system. Relegated one year, promoted next year, relegated again and so on. These have been relegated from Championship to League 1 so they sing that they go on a a league 1 tour and will probably be back in Championship again.

[@conburd3338]

Football chants started from when football first started people would sing hymns. Thats why the tune sounds familiar, we sing these songs often to the tune of a hymn or a nursery ryhme haha so you wete correct this is the evolution of the nutsury ryhme lol

[@UFO1601]

Football or soccer as you Americans call it is extremely tribal , rivalry amongst supporters can be brutal, but also extremely funny.

[@AndyRobertson-m5r]

I live in Fife, which if you look at a map of Scotland is to the north of Edinburgh shaped a bit like a dogs head. We have 3.main football teams (although that's pushing the term main to its limits). Now while I played rugby, I'm aware if some of the chants about the rival teams. There is a fairly rundown town (sadly, as a lot of the people and some of the areas in it are nice) called Cowdenbeath. It's near a town called Lochgelly. The chant is to the tune of the Addams Family TV show and goes .. They're dirty and they're smelly They haven't got a telly (TV) They come from near Lochgelly The Cowden family. The other classic is to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life from Monty Python.. . You all live on the shite side of Fife Da dum, da dum da dum da dum 😂 😂😂

[@JakiCuts]

@@AndyRobertson-m5r 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@tonydalton459]

I’m from Dublin and support St Patrick’s Athletic, from the south side o& the city. When we play Bohemians from the north side of the city the Pats fans sing “ always look on the northside for shite” to the Monty Python song.

[@anasshatproduction2548]

Small world :) I'm close to both those places

[@russellthompson583]

In the uk it’s just classed as a laugh … if you can’t take don’t be there , it just British humour

[@leec6707]

The humour is everything! The language and themes are pretty harsh but the wit and creativity make them fabulous!

[@Isleofskye]

I am in my 8th decade i London and hoped you liked this gentle introduction to THe Beautiful Game:)

[@ronnie7075]

And when it comes to cricket we have the fabulous Barmy Army. A great bunch of English supporters who follow their team to Australia and have a song for every occasion. They add great atmosphere to every game. Wouldn't be the same without them.

[@Carol-hj4km]

Not aggressive - just all good fun!

[@AngelSpasov-m9l]

There is nothing aggressive in those chants, it's just a fun :))

[@dustytorus]

The cricket can be just as funny when the fielders get close to the stands 😂

[@steevenfrost]

Boris chant is referring to British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. Mezit ozil his eyes are offside was another one.

[@SamMasonTV]

This just makes me even more proud to be English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤😂😊🎉❤

[@sukikerridge6453]

Ha-ha! Are we just fantastic or what? Its bloody good banter!

[@annicecooper8105]

Football chants over here are like a sort of unedited social commentry. Rhe MSM may put it more ' delicately ' but there's nothing so savage as a football crowd. They say it as it is. God forbid you stand up to go to the loo and have an unfortunate haircut 🤣🤣

[@PHILLIPMITCHELL-o7t]

Remember that loads of fans travel to and from the matches together, home games and of course the bevvies (booze) before the game before every game Home or Away. 👍🇬🇧

[@Pinkoni10]

Most chants are sung to the tune of well known songs.

[@morbidsnails1913]

There's nothing even remotely aggressive about any of these ffs, it's just good natured, light hearted banter.

[@Muzakman37]

Nah, that's not true.

[@douBBle0306]

@@Muzakman37yes it is 😂 you just don’t get it you Americans get so offended by everything it’s hilarious

[@holbeckmax]

Jimmy Saville, TV personality, was a notorious sex offender. Adam Johnson, former player, is a convicted sex offender. There are better compilations imo.

[@lilme7740]

Came here to say this. Also the Boris one was because the security guard looked like Boris Johnson former prime minister of UK.

[@YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger]

Who asked?

[@user-tonywright1]

The tune for Adam Johnston was originally a song called Cum On Feel The Noize by British band Slade

[@ClaireBevan-gm3vf]

Tbh not that aggressive, you want to hear how we can talk to our besties and work colleagues

[@scousemouse9715]

Me and my mate Susan would go to all the home games of Liverpool. We'd find hot dogs and pie crust in our hoods and spit and gravy in our hair. The men would look out for us. We felt safe.

[@englishlin7020]

Have you seen the chants from the Ryder Cup ? "There's only one Molinari" Rory McElroy playing Stewart Cink - "He's got more hair than you"

[@lindylou7853]

A normal match any weekend …. This is why the new American owners want the premiership clubs to play matches in America … although you’ll all need counselling, probably … Swansea is a Welsh side where lonely sheep farmers get fond of their flock, allegedly…. Kiddy family …. Rural Kidderminster team where there isn’t a lot to do …. There was a manager called Dick Advocaat ….. hence the trophy inflatable …

[@timglennon6814]

The fans who are calling the Goalkeeper at 6:53 is their own Goalkeeper.

[@lizcollinson2692]

I did wonder, thought it quite likely 😂

[@theblitz9]

Didn't know that and I have seen this video multiple times.

[@dlamini77]

No fucking ways😂😂😂😂😂😂 why would they do that

[@Ooshgaar]

No it wasnt. That was my fans, the Birmingham city fans having a pop at the Blythe Spartan goalkeeper. I know coz I watched our highlights after the game. We managed to just scrape a win at 2 - 3 . But we was down 2 - 0 at half time. At the end, he turned and clapped us all. We clapped him back for being a good sport and shouted "we're only taking the piss"

[@hexoslaya3696]

I wouldn’t have thought so. At my local the teens stand behind the opposing goalie and chant the same thing

[@SamuelParkash]

Great British football fans chants react video - most of the chants in other countries are even worse than that😂

[@MarkBuckle-p8u]

i dont think the woke pc brigade will stop these chants because the fans would ignore them😂😂😂😂😂

[@robinarmitage1376]

We are the PC brigade. Just because we sing at football doesn’t mean we’re bellends outside the ground.

[@deborahland-y2j]

Thanks for that. It was hilarious. Please do another one. You two are just as funny.

[@Badgersj]

Budgie - a tiny Australian parakeet that's very popular as a pet in the UK.

[@EarlJohn61]

From which Australians get that a Man's swimsuit might be used for smuggling Budgies : *Budgie Smugglers*

[@Badgersj]

@@EarlJohn61 I know. It's quite spoilt budgies and men in tight swimwear for me! (SO tempted to say "Who's a pretty boy then?" when seeing the latter!)

[@er_cl]

makes me crease when sky tv catches some strays 🤣🤣🤣 no one is safe to the chants

[@darthwiizius]

Phew, they only explored the polite chants.

[@JohnReavesLive]

Ohhhh there’s more???? We need to see them’

[@darthwiizius]

@@JohnReavesLive The bad ones are banned but you can find the "Park" one and the "Adebayor" one, hehe.

[@p-y8210]

​@@JohnReavesLivethere's way more

[@ItePolzan]

@@darthwiizius Park one: Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dog in your home country, could be worse, could be scouse, eating rats in your council house Adebayor: Adebayor, Adebayor, his dad washes elephants and his mom's a whore

[@skillspronto3401]

@@JohnReavesLivetheres way way more…

[@nenebops7744]

Football chants are complete banter. Also, dont look up jimmy saville 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[@scottaskew8408]

And don't friend him on Facebook!

[@simonsmith1974]

​@@scottaskew8408don't think they have Facebook in hell

[@ajandrianjafymusic]

I grew up in pubs and honestly match days were fucking hilarious

[@CeleWolf]

We know how to chant and join in because of singing in school and because chants are always done to famous songs. You know the tune so you just quickly fit the words in. The chants about people being pedos and Jimmy etc are not just messing around. The people they use allegations against have actually done very bad things. The rest of the time we are pissing about. Yes some of this is heard on TV haha (Sky is a huge company from the US isn't it? They charge us too much for everything.)

[@andrewgarner2224]

Bill Shankly Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.

[@HeatherWard-f2c]

Never a truer word said. He came from the same Scottish mining area as my dad. A Legend

[@k8kop]

He made the people happy!

[@mrfrye18]

As you can tell, there is no malice in the chants, it's all goofy banter 😁

[@lizcollinson2692]

Yes a small group, one comes up with it, they practice on the bus and infects the large crowd, using familiar tunes and chants.

[@tantona9315]

Green Street was utterly woeful! Frodo Baggins as a hoolie? Do me a favour!

[@seanmc1351]

As said before, football is who you are, your born into the team you support, good or bad, its said that football is a matter of life and death, its more than that But we support out teams, through good and bad times, ups and downs, Not just for the men, there are plenty women just as passionate as the men, But one thing for a female at football, whether with her friend or solo she is the safest person in the stadium, , she can enjoy the football and the chants, as well as 20.000 securty guards around her. Known as football fans females are protected at all cost,

[@ZettaMcByte]

And you DAAARE saying Soccer......well well well... :)

[@AlBarzUK]

Don’t be a snowflake bab. 😁

[@paulduffett7584]

NFL shouldn't be called "football".....it should be called "hand-egg"

[@timglennon6814]

Oh by the way, it’s FOOTBALL not SOCCER. Great video lads.

[@moon-1768]

They don’t need marching bands at half time. They make their own amusement 😂😂

[@Jack-u2j3v]

American athletes would need therapy after a english crowd.

[@catherinewhite8819]

😂😂😂

[@marylowrey8911]

Oh God, that was funny. Can’t beat the crack in a football crowd. 😂

[@Averifiedperson7712]

The SkyTV chants are right. LET THE UK WATCH FOOTBALL!

[@derekmay8679]

My mate called me once from a large pub place before a cup semi final... He's an Arsenal fan ,and was there with a large group of other fans... Whiilst.there a nice chauffeur driven car pulled up ,and out got a celebrity couple ...Gavin Henson (rugby International etc).and his then misses Charlotte Church ( singer ) ... Well ...I was listening to the entire Arsenal's fan crowd, singing ,Charlotte, takes it up the Arse -nal...,And Gavin get your haircut ,gavin get your haircut ... 😂😂. The British football chant is always so funny really ...always coming up with something 😂...

[@probablyaddictedtoyoutube]

Adam Johnson did go to prison

[@suzannelewis761]

Love your reactions guys 😂

[@mariaking4950]

Some of the tunes are: Guantanamera Come on feel the noiz (Slade) Guide me O Thou Great Jehovah Yankee Doodle

[@IR_Farming155]

What about “ PARK PARK WHEVEVER YOU HAVE BEEN, YOU EAT DOGS IN YOUR COUNTRY, COULD BE WORSE COULD BE SCOUSE, EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE

[@dondatta13]

Match day, put on your colours, meet up with a group of friends, drink silly amounts of beers, go to the game, sing your heads off & have a laugh. Win then go celebrate with more beers. Lose & drown your sorrows with some beers! Any excuse for a party.

[@Matt-b7f2k]

Yeah, lots of our chants are set to well known songs… always witty, top banter, core part of our culture, we love it

[@Katmarie100]

You basically got it right - one or two friends start a chant and everyone else either joins in or doesn't. And most of the chants are to the same tune or rythem.

[@Enhancedlies]

the chants work like magic, when you're in the crowd you just know the words and there's no explanation for it!

[@MrJaybon]

The best/funny reaction on youtube is Man united fan especially when they lost match to bitter rival Liverpool 😊

[@pokehunter2323]

Goldbrige and the Korean guy? when they lost to Chelsea and then Palace was golden

[@niradoodles2977]

litrally just british energy same thing happens in school with kids

[@irenecaird6688]

We had a great chant in school it was funny that none of the teachers at first realized what we were singing

[@niradoodles2977]

@@irenecaird6688 impromptu class sing along were ours, like stopped the lesson entirely and wouldn't shut up until we were done

[@mrwhoannon300]

I’ve now discovered, as a Brit who lives in America, you really have to know our British culture to understand any of this, we may speak the same language but the US and UK are so different and so separated, Americans have no clue 😭🤣

[@coot1925]

UK football fans are a bit.......erm.......different. You can see why we are not allowed guns.

[@rwolves]

The reason why most of the fans instantly know the chants and the pauses for the claps etc is because they are normally taken from well known songs for instance the "we've got Boris Johnson" chant is do the tune of "glad all over" by I think it was the Dave Clark 5.

[@Lazmanarus]

Correct, I'm old enough to have heard it sung by the original artists on the telly & radio.

[@rwolves]

@Lazmanarus I don't quite remember it as only 37 but an all time classic. Was I right on the band though?

[@Lazmanarus]

@@rwolves Yes, The Dave Clark 5 also had hits with "Bits'n'Pieces" & "Can't You See That She's Mine", "Catch Us If You Can", "Everybody Knows", "The Red Balloon", "Good Old Rock 'n' Roll", but "Glad All Over" was their first.

[@samclifford1268]

No aggression just having the crack That's us enjoying ourselves 😂

[@andybricky1927]

You are still to evolve! patience lads.

[@JamesWilliamStevenParker]

Look up Jimmy Savile (pronounced Sav-all, btw. ). Make a reaction video on that! xD You won't feel bad for him I bet. Also, I'm so glad you found great humour in our chants, lol. Stay strong, prosper, be happy and keep doing your magic. :D