American Reacts to Funniest Football Chants in England

American Reacts to Funniest Football Chants in England. Reacting to the funniest football chants in England. The chants are quite hilarious, maybe not for the players or people they are directed at, but hearing these chants shows a distinct difference in US and English football chants.
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[@nathanhopkins2480]

American chants are about pumping up your own team. English chants are about taking the piss out of the opposition, referees and also themselves 🤣

[@colinhughes916]

Agree bro , English sense of humour

[@NCC-1701_no_bloody_a_b_c_or_d]

Nobody is safe from an English chant xD

[@boredweegie553]

Only English? Maybe listen to some Scottish ones then

[@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-]

Yup never challenge the British in the terraces they will out sing you all day long 😂

[@dagingerdude]

@@boredweegie553 the scots a brutal, if you can understand some of the brogue

[@greymore1004]

Manchester used to have a Korean player and their own fans would chant “He’ll shoot, he’ll score and he’ll eat your Labrador”

[@jf-0815]

I'm guessing ji sung park

[@maxfish4770]

Ruthless.

[@PeterMCRA]

@@sulaimandaud9581 that was bad

[@fullenglish3371]

As a lifetime United fan and a season ticket holder I can absolutely guarantee you these songs were never sang with racism in mind, we loved Ji Sung Park, and he loved us right back.

[@cazzaki9554]

Oh brits being racist is all you needed to say. Especially football fans, a very huge racist crowd.

[@jupitersnoot4915]

Unless you're born and raised in the UK it's hard to understand how we are. All of this sounds really offensive to american ears, but to us this is banter and everyone knows that it's all in good fun. The people who get offended by this are the people who just don't understand us and the sort of culture we have. A lot of our humour is insult based, and if you can't handle that you probably can't handle the UK.

[@ryansheehan9462]

As an American, this makes me want to move to England.

[@DatBoi69420]

You’d have your career ended if you were found out saying shit like this here and we’re supposed to be the country with free speech and you don’t see chants like that here it’s one of the few things I like about England we are seen to be out there but you guys are too

[@stephenfoskett4633]

Could not of put it better !

[@artisticallyart507]

🤓🤓🤓

[@kreia6757]

The Adam Johnson chant was banter but it was true

[@mattrzepkowski2185]

For the first 2 chants, Adam Johnson was actually convicted for that. They didn’t just pick a random opposing player. It happened when he was at Sunderland because the lyrics should say “Stadium of Light” (Sunderland’s stadium).

[@flightplanaviation.]

Crazy. Was this sang outside of stadium of light looks near it coz of the metro station

[@corporatefbiagency1930]

@@flightplanaviation. newcastle fans travlling to sunderland away

[@F.1892.]

@@flightplanaviation.mags fans away

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

He was convicted for doing stuff with a 15 year old. Not quite pedophilia.

[@bjrn3437]

@@cockoffgewgle4993 still counts as pedophilia

[@Howard-nx2ip]

Chants like this don't even raise an eyebrow in the UK.

[@jarpa153]

Not in Sweden either where the chants are the same 😁

[@mrsapplez2007]

EXACTLY

[@VSC96]

So true🤣

[@GuinessOriginal]

@@jarpa153 you sing songs about Adam Johnson? You should be more original

[@jb175]

Singing about paedophiles in this country is the norm 😂😂

[@danstn]

American sports fans: DEFENCE!... DEFENCE! British sports fans: Okay lads, I've got a lovely little chant about the opposition winger's wife cheating on him with his brother to the tune of bread of heaven, I'll count us in...

[@lawsonbriggs5416]

I laughed hard at this.

[@natalieking8712]

@@lawsonbriggs5416 me to 🤣

[@TimStamper89]

I mean that's pretty much how it goes 🤣🤣

[@PaliSB94]

Fuckin hell 🤣🤣

[@CampfireHeadphase]

You stole that comment, loser

[@Miche-]

As an Argentinean I've heard brutal chants before but the Brits are hilarious 😂😂

[@CrispinBac0n]

I bet there's some very spicy chants down south! Have always wanted to got to a Buenos Aires Derby, but as an Englishman....is this wise?

[@JamesWilliamStevenParker]

We're also very sexy.

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

I’m delighted that you appreciate our fine culture

[@1393_JoeTurner]

Hi From The UK And Yes I Agree We As Brits Do Like To Chant lots We Have Even Sung About Argentina Mainly ( don't cry for me Argentina ) even though We Weren't Playing Argentina Some Fan Get So Drunk It's Hard To Keep There Chants Clean

[@Miche-]

@@1393_JoeTurner Hi Joe, yeah I knew about that one lol in Argentina there's a silly chant too "The one that doesn't jump is an English man" 🤣

[@ShadowFox178]

I recall the English fans during the BP oil crisis where singing to the American team "You're not swimming anymore"

[@CallyWasHereOfficial]

Well they aren’t anymore either lol

[@derpaderpy4931]

The serious honour on this guy calling it "American football" rather than just "football." Mad respect

[@Zequabtw]

Word, most Americans wouldn’t

[@turtleneckless]

He should be calling it, American soccer

[@josho5314]

@@turtleneckless I think American rugby with protection would be more fitting

[@OhEidirsceoil]

He should call it football though.

[@derpaderpy4931]

@@OhEidirsceoil I'll just sit here laughing in British as the football WE know and the football AMERICA knows are entirely different.

[@JackManEveryday]

Best one I’ve ever heard “You should have stayed in a burger” to Ipswich goalie Dean Gherkin

[@LFCzak6]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OzzieLFC]

Proper lol’ed!! 😆😆😆😆

[@benjenner4726]

Thats fucking brilliant 😂😂

[@suzannerichardson6420]

Brilliant 🤣

[@jameswallis4220]

Why is a comment about my local team the top comment 🤣 I remember at a ipswich game we were chanting you fat B****d to paddy kenny back in the day

[@SuperEdge67]

The English do it in cricket as well. They have a band of (drunken) fans called the Barmy Army that travel the world. In Australia they chant ‘You all live in a convict colony’ to the tune of ‘we all live in a yellow submarine’. Us Aussies actually love them, they make it a great atmosphere.

[@purplefood1]

Aussies have pretty good banter tbf

[@jonniebyford]

SuperEdge67 it's true that the UK and the Aussies and Kiwis, when we are actually so far apart, still have so much in common. Sports help that bond that I hope it will survive the Republic of Australia that is surely coming someday in the not too distant. I always wondered how the Aussies saw the Barmy Army, so it's good to know you don't take 'em too seriously. Our sense of humour seems so alike. I've noticed the Aussies pick up a lot of US English to the extent I heard an Aussie pronounce "route" like rout the other day on TV. I have even reminded Americans that route should rhyme with root otherwise the song would go (get your kicks on) rout 66!

[@zacferrol8558]

Barmy armys scotland mate😂

[@SuperEdge67]

@@zacferrol8558 No it’s English cricket fans. You’re very wrong!

[@Angaraman]

Went to a match at Edgbaston one time where the crowd decided to "adopt" one of the fielders and cheer every little thing he did. Took his hat off? WAAAAAYYYY!!!! Put his hat back on? WAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! the whole ground went absolutely fucking buts when he actually took a catch. Good times :D

[@zipffydando9321]

"Lets pretend we scored a goal" is still my favourite

[@ultravires987]

Back in the 70's (don't remember which game)The Arsenal requested no swearing in the match day programme (magazine). The chant 'we're not swearing anymore' went up. The visiting team rudely scored 1st, to which the natural chant was 'you're gonna to get your f'king heads kicked in' followed by 'swearing is back'. Never try to sanitize a tribe.

[@Zequabtw]

Lmaoo I can believe it

[@jono.pom-downunder]

GUNNERS🎉

[@blackbob3358]

I hope the humour in the chants persist. When i went in t' 70's, it was mostly about knuckling, taking "ends" etc...

[@paulbarrett22]

yeah remember that period ...hes here hes there we,re not allowed to swear Edddie gray Eddie gray

[@krystagreen3094]

I remember one game at old trafford, i think we were playing Juventus, and there were big announcements made prior to the game telling everyone to remain seated for the whole game or they may be asked to leave - the second the match kicked off about 70,000 fans stood up, and remained so for the entire game

[@eli5528]

I swear, British football crowds are a hive mind, they all start the same chant with little to no communication and it's impressive

[@thomasquigley3686]

Britannia is a hive mind. English born hive number 1982

[@matthewjones3395]

Must have as most football fans don’t have a brain of their own.

[@MrMrmcook2008]

@@thomasquigley3686 clown

[@legatusmaximus7432]

@@matthewjones3395 what? Howv

[@willparrott5942]

All the football chants follow rythems of well known songs, once u hear it once its super easy to pick up. slow rythem + repetitive lyrics

[@thehunterstruck]

The “OOOOHHHH YOU FAT BASTARD” on the goal kick was funny as hell. It’s gotta be hard being a goalie because a massive majority of the time the fans behind your goal are the ones that are absolutely crazy

[@ValueNetwork]

As a brit who’s seen a fair bit of footy in his time, this is extremely normal. The definition of organised chaos!

[@nodemus9753]

I work security at football in England my favourite chant is - “ we’re shit and we’re beating you “ I miss the football and I’m not even a fan

[@mcfcguvnors]

lets pretend we scored a goal i liked - cos we were awful back then

[@erincarlile6259]

One of my favourites is 'how sh*t must you be, we lose every week'

[@HA8X]

My favourite is when both teams are shit so they chant “we’re fucking shit” and the away fans will reply with “were fucking worse”

[@aclockworkcranberry]

@@HA8X This will be Fulham vs Newcastle on the last day in the prem. We both deserve to be relegated.

[@lewislongmore]

@@HA8X United are better

[@michaelhuguet5678]

"You're just a shit tesco sandwich!" To goalkeeper Elliott Justham was a classic.

[@GracieLions]

LOL!

[@JB.924]

🤣

[@dabro2080]

Our old keeper hope he's doing well.

[@DagenhamLegend]

Good old justham lol

[@DagenhamLegend]

@@dabro2080 He's smashing it dude

[@aricketts1084]

As a British person, this guys laugh really made me happy. I love football so much and these chants are so funny 🤣

[@AlbelNox]

the British are truly the most honest depiction of humanity

[@Szaam]

"Jimmy Savile, he's probably your dad" might just be the absolute pinnacle of English football chants

[@rickderby12]

Only the Leeds would sing that!! Hahahaha 🤣🤣

[@LUFC_MAS]

@@rickderby12 Leeds fans say whatever they want

[@rickderby12]

@@LUFC_MAS I know I'm a Leeds fan

[@archielawson8309]

@@staytrue5307 thats because half the ppl at football games r drunk

[@70wannawatch]

@@ryamporter221 Might have been weird to feel just one udder though ;)

[@MrJerryCola]

America: "We're the land of the free!" Also America: "You can't chant that!"

[@estbgti424]

Free speech as long as I agree with what you say

[@cyanoticspore6785]

@@estbgti424 land of the free (terms and conditions apply)

[@TonyEnglandUK]

The United States doesn't even make the top-ten most free countries anymore, it's FIFTEENTH.

[@patricaomas8750]

@@estbgti424 OK, but can't I call him a liar?

[@imma5269]

@@estbgti424 lol well at least no one in the US gets arrested for mean tweets

[@willbagnall3416]

Actually mad respect to you for getting some of the very british chants, especially realising they were referencing the steward looking like Boris Johnson, I feel like a lot of people just wouldnt have got that

[@Badgerman494]

"You're going home in a fucking Ambulance!" Usually followed by what can only be described as war crimes

[@faithrich6374]

Middlesbrough do teesside ambulance

[@archieharris4027]

Imagine if he knew all of the slang terms and who Jimmy saville was

[@tafua_a]

I don't know if I'm hoping if these chants were recorded before or after he croaked

[@caomh6168]

He does, he made a comparison to how such a chant would be received in America

[@achannel1818]

@@tafua_a the public generally didn't know about it until shortly after he died

[@tafua_a]

@@achannel1818 I know, that's why I don't know if I prefer the scenario where they knew what he did or didn't

[@vidneypopples]

Pretty well everyone everywhere knows who Jimmy Saville was.

[@madpaduk]

Part of the reason the chants are so well organised is away fans, they'll travel in coaches or on the train together and share the knowledge. So one week it might be 1 small group of fans who have the chant, by the next week it's a choir

[@eleanorcurrie5969]

The noticeable difference between American ball games and British football is that American games are very family orientated and you can all go there for a good time. In the UK, you could at one time take them, but it's definitely not suitable for all family members. Great video. Extremely funny.

[@cesarcarvalhod1100]

“You’re nothing special, we loose every week” 😂 Priceless!

[@deeznoots6241]

Also ‘how shit must you be, its only 4-0’

[@danielkerr4100]

Loose" you mean lose?

[@janecot123]

Best chant ever!!

[@robjenkins4293]

That chants so funny even I paused the video and peed myself laughing.

[@ComradeHellas]

@@deeznoots6241 loving it

[@scaredypicker]

I met an American at a football match in the UK. Nice bloke, but it was like the biggest case of culture shock I’d ever witnessed when the crowd started 😂

[@scaredypicker]

@michael fisher it’s very dismissive to say it’s “just hooliganism”. Football and it’s fans are something I’m very proud of as an Englishman. I think it’s one of our greatest national exports. Sure there’s bad language and it can get lively, but that’s all tied to passion for the club. And let’s be real: what’s a few swear words and some shouting going to do to you!? That’s part of the charm for many. There can be violence too, but in the vast majority of cases, British fans don’t turn to violence. It’s only when you look at the fans of some other clubs and realise that going away to somewhere like Juventus or Roma in the champions league and sitting in the wrong end can actually get you stabbed, that you realise British fans are pretty hospitable. They mainly only get in trouble overseas for drinking.

[@jumbojimboplaysgames260]

I've never been into football at all but I absolutely love the chants that the crowds do during matches. It truly is an important part of British culture.

[@timoteoferguson6443]

Bless you Brits and your chants. Legends.

[@jackforrest6748]

"they'd probably put a sign up asking for no unsavoury chants" The reason they can't do that with us, is because we'd see that sign and chant louder

[@AllLeedsTV]

And then use it to surfboard the crowd

[@tylllerrr1788]

My thoughts exactly XD

[@ellinar1]

And it'd be a chant about the sign

[@aprilcollins3158]

"Unsavory" just sounds like a culinary term to most people here in the U.S.. They'd have to say something like "No slandering".

[@FoxDren]

@@aprilcollins3158 oh I assure you there was no slander in those chants (except the one about Jimmy saville fucking sheep)

[@ollieduracell]

"let's pretend we scored a goal" is a classic too

[@ameliacharles7119]

Sung that at Old Trafford a few times as a West Ham fan and confused the life out of their supporters

[@justmyopinion7807]

One of the few who got the Boris joke. Respect!

[@mglawrence0117]

When England plays Germany: "My Grandad killed your Grandad, doodah doodah...."

[@BlockdreamerYT]

underrated comment

[@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-]

@Prick, Scumbag College I've lost count the amount of times i heard that on a bus on the way back from a night club in my local town hahahah

[@HalcyonAcorn]

2 world wars and 1 World Cup, do-dah, do-dah repeat ad naseum

[@capcompass9298]

@@HalcyonAcorn You forgot the "do-dah".

[@paulolapa3040]

@@HalcyonAcorn world cup with a ghost goal

[@GroinStrain_]

I've never felt more proud. This is proper British culture

[@935ryan5]

Yeah im a welsh and im proud to be British 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-]

@@935ryan5 One of your lads is fighting tomorrow Liam Williams i hope he batters Demetrius Andrade

[@madyottoyotto3055]

It's also a massive example of freedom of speech ☺️😊☺️

[@robertfoulkes7405]

Got a tear in my eye.

[@tariqkhan185]

This is one side of it. The other is 6 tanked up blokes racially abusing a woman on the underground after a game. Go Hammers!

[@toshi9742]

The only chant you’ll ever need is “the referee’s a wanker” ;P x

[@JakkeJakobsen]

"Dommern han er kjøpt og betalt" in Norwegian, "The ref is bought and paid". We might have yelled that as players tho 🤔🤷‍♂️

[@toshi9742]

@@JakkeJakobsen doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue as easily but it’s cool to learn it’s equivalent in another country/culture x

[@VisualEscapes469]

Football in the UK is Tribal and each tribe has its songs. Each Team has a hard core of Fans who sing. they are the only ones who know the rules of the songs, us mere mortals only join in with the basic chants. I was amazed going to Sports events in the USA & Canada that this just does not happen there.

[@steelernation1989]

Loved the one us scots sang at a game against italy "we're gonna deep fry your pizzas, deep fry your pizzas"

[@davesy6969]

My mum went to Scotland and ordered a pizza. It was deep fried and was disgusting.

[@steelernation1989]

@@davesy6969 they do tend to be. Contrary to popular belief we do tend to think deepfried stuff is generally shite. Did your mum not clock what was going on and say something

[@jimparis5073]

Pizza fuckin crunch mate, one of my friends introduced me to it and it’s a heart attack waiting, Only the Scots 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@mogznwaz]

😂👍

[@barrybarry2210]

Every Scots side against every Italian side chant it.

[@adamkirsopp492]

I went on a school trip to San Francisco and we went to a baseball game, none of us knew anything about the players so we just picked the guy infront of us (J.D. Davis), did a bit of research and for 5 hours straight, hurled as many English chants as we could at him to the extent that, by the next morning his girlfriends Instagram had gone private

[@jadem694]

That the highlight of your life?

[@conaldfedsmoker7238]

@@jadem694 calm down sad act .

[@MelonGearSolid]

@@conaldfedsmoker7238 JD Davis must be his dad.

[@MrSqurk]

@@jadem694 an anecdote doesn't exactly mean what you implied it does.

[@zunoyo1028]

@@jadem694 roastie detected

[@gooch8121]

Irish fans to Swedish fans : “Go home to your sexy wives” X3

[@eue073]

As a Sweden I liked this alot.... but i rather win the game :)

[@gooch8121]

@@eue073 us irish know our chances of winning are slim to none but we make a good time out of it anyway

[@FISHDINHO]

England fans to Swedish fans. "You're shit but your birds are fit."

[@gooch8121]

@@FISHDINHO That was the irish again, wouldn’t be the first time you english tried to claim our things

[@chrisjohnsonadventures]

@@gooch8121 we started don’t take me home all use nicked it so don’t give all that mate lol

[@johan8969]

The most iconic is still "Bobs in a box". It sparked it being chanted everytime someone died and the organizers trying to show respect by having a minute or something like that.

[@Gypsy_Danger_TMC]

I remember going to a baseball game and being like... "what the hell, everyone just sits together all quiet like this?". And the dude I was with was like "is this not how sports are in the uk?" 🤣 noooo

[@Iamtheliquor]

True! I went to a baseball game in Toronto. Left halfway through for same reason

[@giggabyte1075]

Just cus I’m curious how did that conversation go?

[@mcfcguvnors]

IKR they have insane crowds at COLLEGE football ( US style ) n they dont say a word

[@ElfSixDave]

I'm from England. I once visited my family in Australia, and my cousin was in a "Touch footie" game, he got roughly tackled, and I instinctively shouted "Oi, ref, open your fucking eyes!". Then realised, the whole crowd was looking at me like I had raped their mothers. Embarrassing.

[@Gypsy_Danger_TMC]

@@ElfSixDave standard practise

[@SigmarAO]

Being a brit and seeing our lads chanting brings a proud tear to my eye

[@bananatreegamer6716]

And most have a pint oh I miss seeing crowds

[@Rebelz173]

Facts! Can’t wait to be apart of this again.. the buzz is unreal

[@chaos1464]

Honestly makes me so proud to be British haha 😂

[@radium1977]

Pathetic

[@junsworth8722]

@@radium1977 why is it

[@chrisgates8891]

I remember being in the North Bank at Highbury back in the 80's when we played West Ham with Tony Cottee. The week before he'd been photographed coming out of a brothel and it was printed in the Sun. He denied doing anything and said that he went there with his mates and he just sat in the bar. Our keeper spooned a goal kick straight to him on the edge of the area, right in front of the North Bank. The keeper just stood there knowing he wasn't going to get there, as he lined up the empty net. The whole of the North Bank went silent and you could hear every fan draw in their breath as they knew how lethal he was in front of goal. He swung his leg, connected with the ball...and put the ball 5 yards over the crossbar. 2 seconds later all you could hear was a mass collective 'You couldn't score in a brothel! Score in a brothel!' The great ability of the British and football fans to think so fast on their feet and make a joke out of a situation.

[@patheticmortal373]

Part of what makes these great is that they're to the tune of Christian hymns 😂

[@Cruxador]

A surprising lot of them are to Guantanamera.

[@stevenmclaren2730]

I remember when goal keeper Andy Goram of Rangers in Scotland was diagnosed (apparently) with a split personality, the Rangers fans spontaneously started the chant "there's only two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".

[@jasonkelly7951]

This one made it into my English Language course at university and I was absolutely in stitches reading about it

[@ProdigalPorcupine]

One of the funniest chants ever!

[@stevenmclaren2730]

@@ProdigalPorcupine I liked your first post more. :-)

[@ProdigalPorcupine]

@@stevenmclaren2730 - Yeah, I decided I didn’t want to be ‘that ‘ fella! :-)

[@sami2503]

This is my favourite

[@decb]

You learn more about British culture by watching football crowd videos than you do by watching "British culture" videos

[@Jake-hw9kp]

the Boris Johnson one was hillarious.

[@GoblinKing13]

wanna fight about it ?

[@athelstan927]

What the overseas folks are sent via film and drama, is a reflection of what you believe to be the truth, but has no reflection in reality..

[@samuelwellock8487]

Half of these being Leeds chants makes me happy to be a Leeds fan

[@DeputatKaktus]

"Is that an Arkansas game? Just asking for a friend..." That is when I lost it completely. 🤣

[@booldawg]

Favorite one was when Wayne Rooney was at Everton; 'He's fat. He's Scouse. He'll rob your fucking house. Wayne Rooney! Wayne Rooney!

[@gozza7199]

or He's bald, he's French, he's always on the bench. Frank Leboef.

[@blufferfish0896]

I hate that I can hear this XD

[@thecodex0994]

We need to take 20,000 football fans to a nfl game just to watch them cause chaos with the chants

[@TheEclecticBeard]

I want to be at that game.

[@bazzakrak]

I have been @@TheEclecticBeard the NFL do play 1 game each year in London, now if just a couple for thousand football fans went there with their chants, man oh man would the censors be busy with their little buzzer to bleep out the chants :D

[@TheEclecticBeard]

@@bazzakrak I would love to be at one of those games with a chant breaking out. OMG. The players wouldn't know how to react, much less the producers.

[@patmitchmitch156]

That would be a good laugh, but you would also need a big jail and a hospital that’s not too busy for overnight stays 😂😂😂😂

[@thecodex0994]

@@patmitchmitch156 Only if we bring Millwall supporters ;)

[@AspieGirlArianaHale]

14:39 - Omg, that guy got me laughing SO hard with his creative chants! 💀😂

[@Evolved_Monkey]

17:42 the pot plant is just awsome, i love it !!this is how close and silly you get with friends in the army and its eye opening to understand there is the same level of brotherhood on the football field.

[@guitarstained1]

Experienced a basketball game in the states a few years back, everyone was chanting “ref you suck” meanwhile me and my 5 English mates were doing the famous “referees a wanker!”

[@samwatson9375]

Just saying as a fellow Englishman when the world cup is in america we need to make our impression

[@alecneate76]

Imagine finally winning the world cup again and it's in America 😂

[@samwatson9375]

@@alecneate76 tbh i think my life will be complete when we win a world cup but imagine its in england aswell, people in 1966 were living the dream

[@harryparsons965]

That we do

[@edisonrussell1735]

America have never beaten England 😂

[@iainbagnall4825]

@@edisonrussell1735 I vaguely recall the US lesbian football team spanking our British lesbians 2 sore bottoms to 1.

[@murcianwolfreacts5135]

You will find we spend more time attcking the other fans with hilarious chants, than we do watching the game lol! Great reaction! I love the way it cracks you up!

[@CrispinBac0n]

The games I've been to, I never watched the game.....we were too shit to watch. Pure banter

[@yannickbeeldens2727]

this man is just laughing all the time i love it

[@maryavatar]

I’m not a football fan, but I got to experience the iconic Scotland vs Italy chant “We’re gonna deep fry yer pizzas” when I was on holiday. A lot milder than these, but still hilarious when it being belted out by 100+ voices.

[@FISHDINHO]

Classic!

[@paulholla]

Brilliant!

[@CkVega]

My Scottish granddad owned a chipshop and used to do a deep fried pizza.

[@JamboJen]

Deep fried pizza from a Scottish chippy is one of the things I miss now that I don't live in Scotland anymore

[@qrbital9861]

Everyone talks about Americans deep frying anything, but the Scots made deep fried Mars bars

[@the_useless_photographer]

As a proud Englishman, I fully approve of this. Carry on lads.

[@rogerward3390]

As an Irish man so do I, chop chop!!!

[@rogerward3390]

As an Irish man so do I, chop chop!!!

[@Cajkelfa]

As a Scotsman so do I

[@LJHANINI]

As a northern Irish man I approve of this

[@fusion7865]

Its a shame it slowly dieing out

[@KLJ1981]

God bless little England, and all Who reside there, never change

[@garethwilkins6744]

Not just the chants, a few of our hardcore Gloucester City fans used to take a massive Fred West banner with them and wave it. So messed up. ^^

[@JoelJoel321]

My favourite ever: 'When the ball hits your head, and you're sat in row Z, that's... Zamora...'

[@chrisalexander2729]

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@milogwynne4667]

My favourite too... remember singing that for him at fulham when I was a kid

[@jackthomson5047]

Love Bobby. Play off final 2014...come on you R's

[@tdurb0]

@@jackthomson5047 still gives me nightmares mate! 🐏

[@jackthomson5047]

@@tdurb0 🤣🤣👍👍

[@jamesmason8436]

Best chant I heard was 'I predict a diet' to the tune of 'I predict a riot' by the Kaiser Chiefs, directed at an overweight Paul Robinson.

[@gardenlovinglucy172]

I remember my dad taking me to football matches and telling me very sternly NOT to repeat any of the language or hand gestures when I got home XD

[@davetherave6192]

Great reaction! As you'll notice! Us English have no filter! We generally 'say what we see' attached to sarcasm/wit.. and we are funny as fuck! 🇬🇧

[@XoticCamel_]

Best part of footie is the chants 😂 "Your nothing special, we lose every week" frickin classic 😂🤣😂

[@robertshadbolt3056]

I was always partial to "we'll win again, don't know where, don't know wheeeen" but im sure we'll win again some sunny dayyyyyy. Being a southend united fan.... Ive sung this alot

[@GerLeahy]

I've never heard that before. That's brilliant

[@MrChriscable]

Totally takes the wind out of the sails of the opposition fans. Brilliant reverse psychology.

[@michaelscott7166]

Was at a game where there was a marriage proposal on the pitch at half time. The whole away end started chanting. "You don't know what you're doing". Then the home fans joined in, it was amazing.

[@dan9590]

There was one at a Palace away game and we sang "She's just too good for you"

[@chalkyciao8105]

We had that at a Wolves match. The crowd started singing to the bloke "Say goodbye to all your friends"

[@decb]

I think there was wedding at Stoke on "Don't Tell The Bride". Same chant

[@Shambles_44]

These are all glorious

[@maximiliano_molina]

As an Australian with south american background, i appreciate the brit chants, kinda reminds me of whenever i got to a football match in south america

[@MultiAsh93]

I love how quite a few of these are Leeds fans(my team) I was actually at the game where South stand were chanting “Who’s the slapper in the green”😂

[@mogznwaz]

😂👍

[@user-zr6ee6lb9m]

That one was vile

[@MultiAsh93]

@@user-zr6ee6lb9m No it's not, it's british humour, we constantly abuse each other and laugh it off, we're just not soft and sensitive like the rest of you

[@bettigio]

The funniest I’ve ever heard was about Luiz Suarez teeth being offside😂

[@mmm-tk3xt]

And the ozil's eyes are offside

[@micheldennemont5150]

Yeah me too🤣🤣🤣

[@1289alan]

And Ibras nose

[@SubjectRandom21]

I don't know if this is relevant but in the animation 'The Champions' his teeth are pretty big.

[@bettigio]

@@SubjectRandom21 😂👍 I’ll check the video.

[@scottypacheco5574]

Imagine American billionaires coming to your country and trying to structure your leagues so they can make more money. Yeah, these guys ain't having it. Football is a religion in Europe. Better luck next time! #SuperLeague

[@Zequabtw]

Facts

[@urmumsbaps]

Imagine billionaires from any country coming to your country and buying all of the clubs. Oh wait that's already happened 🤡

[@Zequabtw]

@@urmumsbaps stfu

[@Hamsterzilla1349]

They already did that to PL. English football atmosphere is dead above the Championship.

[@mucky1488]

They tried and failed

[@booshank2327]

My favourite isn't obscene, it's the "When the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora!" to the tune of That's Amore. Aimed at now retired Premier League/ Chmapionship journeyman ST Bobby Zamora.

[@christophhowland909]

Crazy I was right next to the plant pot one and I didnt want it on my head. Also the fat keeper was at Macclesfield Town as well. Grew up travelling around England watching them and the chants were the best thing. Cant beat lower league teams for chants.

[@alanfrehley1373]

When all America can offer at sporting events is "U-S-A! U-S-A!" You have to agree, British terrace chants are the best!

[@edwardmorris2673]

A majority of brits are funnier than Americans so maybe that’s why

[@vcrossCelticfc]

In international games with Germany we sing "Two world wars and one world Cup, doo da,doo da". Its drives them bonkers. 🤣😂🤣

[@TonyEnglandUK]

Baseball games and that little old lady on the organ are the worst over there.

[@stevelowe2647]

@@vcrossCelticfc Germans literally don't give a shit about the 1966 world Cup, it was just one when they came second on route to winning 4.. & none of them were even born for the world wars.

[@vcrossCelticfc]

@@stevelowe2647 The point went way over your head, lighten up!

[@dh1380]

"You're sh*t but your birds are fit" has gotta be up there

[@decb]

England v Sweden?

[@noahswann]

From what I remember England Vs Sweden in the Euros? England fans at tournaments can go one of two ways, having a laugh with the opposition fans and some cracking songs, or there is a riot in a town square with people getting hit with plastic chairs.

[@DBSG1976]

@@noahswann LOL!

[@manu-tonyo9654]

When we played Iceland "your just a sht shop in London", Then lost the game hahahaha :)

[@noahswann]

@@manu-tonyo9654 I was on a flight to Barbados when England played Iceland, the Scottish pilot took great pleasure announcing as they were taxiing from the runway to the stand that England had just lost, ended it with 'That's a brilliant start to your holiday!'. Strangely, he didn't come out of the cockpit as passengers were getting off....

[@gazwild438]

I appreciate this even more seeing the Americans reactions 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 god we are one of a kind aren’t we🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Lilylibra]

I find your ‘shock, horror’ reaction kind of cute and really, really funny. Love it.

[@danielbackhouse2533]

I think American chants are more encouragement to their own team, British chants are just mocking the other team or sometimes their own team

[@theninja2381]

no its not

[@pw387]

@@theninja2381 what's not? dummy

[@theninja2381]

@@pw387 its not just about mocking other teams.. i mean did you ever hear ynwa?

[@theninja2381]

@@pw387 thats not, dummy

[@bogdanalindaragiu1314]

they are just more clever, clever is not yet rooted in the american culture.

[@witheredrose8009]

“Two Andy Gorams. There’s only two Andy Gorams!” - After the Scottish goalkeeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

[@maxfish4770]

They don't miss!

[@teddyshmurda3894]

Just manifique

[@TheeMrAbz]

😂😂😂😂 and thats brittish football fans all summed up that they'd take the piss out of that

[@redskunk9825]

It was 'One Andy Goram, there's only two Andy Gorams, three Andy Gorams, there's only four Andy Gorams'

[@bazglsgw1208]

Best laugh ever I was at that game 🤣🤣🤣

[@henry_elliott]

His laugh is so wholesome I love it

[@reeceys2456]

This guy has the best reactions! Contagious laugh he has. Gets me through a rough day every time with out fail

[@rhysjones973]

Best one I remember is "Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country. It could be worse, you could be a scouse, eating rats in a council house." Aimed at Park Ji-sung but also at Liverpool and Everton.

[@papacinoooo]

park ji sung, player with 2 hearts!

[@mogznwaz]

Equality of piss-taking 👍😁

[@MargotDobbie]

Man this had me in tears

[@davidhoyongjeong1120]

As a south korean, I was almost pissing myself laughing at that one when I first heard it lol

[@blueflag-cfc7731]

Thank u for reacting to my video and hope u enjoyed it

[@Sykeyz87]

👏🏼🙌🏼👏🏼

[@lunapuella2611]

Excellent compilation 😂

[@waynelawton4946]

Any more? Some of those I hadn’t heard

[@-Caine]

Well put together my friend

[@blueflag-cfc7731]

@@waynelawton4946 there are some other funniest football chant videos on KZbin which have some clips I didn’t include if u want u can look at them I just tried to put some of the ones I personally found funniest in the video.

[@SquirrelSeb84]

The “league one tour” chant went over his head so bad…

[@ElfSixDave]

I'm also a Chelsea fan, and I used to love it when we started singing "1 man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog, Spot, went to mow a meadow". Now, this song goes on for about 5 minutes, by the time you get to "10 men went to mow", at which point you all stand up, and you sing , 10 men nine men eight men seven men six men five men four men three men two men one man and his dog Spot, went to mow a meadow, Then you sing "Chelsea" clap clap clap "Chelsea" clap clap clap etc. My point is, it's all about the whole day, the entertainment and the theatre of the whole experience, and everyone around you is your best mate, when you have never met them before in your life. Damn, I miss those days.

[@8outof10catzDOOM]

There's a reason Cheerleaders don't do many football events here...football is the peoples game and it was a place where the ordinary folk could go and vent in the form of chants...Sometimes it gets ugly but mostly its just banter.

[@jamiesutherland1497]

They have cheer leaders at Palace.

[@maxpowerii7368]

@@jamiesutherland1497 Palace have always been a bit weird. They have ultras too when no one else in England has them apart from maybe Celtic’s Green Brigade.

[@jamiesutherland1497]

@@maxpowerii7368 That's true, however most teams a have a firm so it's not totally as rare as you would think. And I'll confess, being a Palace fan I have absolutely nothing to do with them, I go to watch the football and chant. Will say this, Selhurst has got an awesome atmosphere.

[@thecure4470]

Fans!!!🥴

[@billtone1]

West ham has the hammerettes

[@sighfly2928]

I’m surprised there wasn’t a ‘is this a library’ chant on here. That’s a classic, especially if the away team are big underdogs and are winning at the ground of a big club, with all their fans silent.

[@samsowden]

You're not singing, you're not singing, you're not singing anymore

[@supadave1979]

Is this a library is the worst chant going, whenever I heard fans singing it I like to think it’s because they genuinely have never been in a library before because they can’t read.

[@OverweightRodian]

Is there a fire drill? Is there a fire drill?

[@MichaelHill-we7vt]

I love your reactions, you have such an infectious laugh......even if the actual video isnt all that funny, , I am usually laughing my head off because of your laugh.....keep up the good work!!!

[@ozmot731]

12:30 - Their team has just been relegated from the championship to league one (which is the division below) and they're just making a bit of fun out the situation. Basically saying it's going to be piss easy and they'll come straight back up to the championship after 1 season.

[@ezza9578]

The plant pot on his head bit was barnsley fans . They were losing 3.0 at the time. This is what football fans do. If the team are doing rubbish we make our own entertainment 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤

[@michaelkennedy8573]

But.. Who brought the plant pot! hahahahaha!

[@ezza9578]

@@michaelkennedy8573 it's Barnsley. Who knows? The mind boggles

[@legacy2504]

We still have the plant pot and its coming with us all the way to the play offs. C'mon you red's!!!!

[@ezza9578]

@@legacy2504 let me down for 300 last week against Wednesday you buggers. Mustnt complain though you've made me a few quid this season. Best of luck for rest of season. Except when you play us of course. Up the millers

[@chrisreaney1980]

I want to make a joke about that plantpot being in the trophy cabinet but I don't wang to attract stick...

[@Faithnomore227]

Football is like religion here in England. This is some sacred shit you are assessing. All the best dude...

[@thesweeney80]

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." -Bill Shankly

[@robertwright7937]

@@thesweeney80 I love Mr. Shankley, but he was wrong. Hillsborough taught us that. We should have learned that after Munich.

[@GaryGernon]

@@robertwright7937 To be fair, Shanks later said himself that he was wrong.

[@robertwright7937]

@@GaryGernon I wouldn't say a bad word about Mr. Shankley, sir. Like I say, I love the guy. I used to quote this line, til '89. I'm a Red, through and through. And I always will be.👍

[@overthewebb]

To be fair compared to Scotland, it's not. Football is way more important up in Scotland than down South, even if recently we've been shite. Scotland tops the most-watched league per Capita by some mile than any other league in Europe by the local population. I've lived in England and Scotland and it's nothing compared to up here down South.

[@PianoMoverSmith1]

I'm Canadian but spent a significant part of my childhood in Chichester and mainland Europe. This is the video I show people when the ask what British people are like

[@jasonliegois2399]

I think you would really like the lower league games in England, even non-league football. They've got something of a style to them.

[@mrchrismarsh]

I have never been more proud to be British. Brought a tear to my eye this.

[@GamebertYT]

I´m from Germany and I have to say, that the British Fans have so much fun! So nice to watch this Video!

[@pbnetto]

Oh so you'll love the the English chants for the Euro game vs Germany

[@StormTrouper3]

It just means that we have all moved on since.

[@mogznwaz]

🇬🇧🇩🇪

[@nifty3000]

Ohhhhhhh Göring has only got one ball Hitler's are so very small Himmler's so very similar And Goebbels has no balls at all!

[@alexandrupatru2892]

@@pbnetto Like the "Jump if you won the war" chant? :))

[@thederekduvallshow4806]

“He’s French, He’s Flash!! He’s Shagging Leslie Ash!!! Cantona!!! Cantona!!!

[@katieroo_4438]

This guy had me in tearssss. Lmfao, the way he’s watching contently and then starts laughing when it gets bad. Needed that laugh 🤣

[@futureravenable]

The "Fergie" person was Darren Ferguson, his dad Alex is an absolute legend of the game, so that was the dad chant, he was also arrested for domestic abuse and plead guilty, that's where "She said no" came from.

[@r16117]

Back when Peter Beardsley played, people would chant 'ugly, give us a wave', and he would actually wave, which would get a cheer.

[@MrBaronCabron]

You're a good lad Peter.

[@mcfcguvnors]

Bruce Grobbelar - baldy baldy show us yer bum & he did :D

[@katietrextacy]

@@MrBaronCabron yes! Now make us a plate of poachies ya doyle

[@CressidaDick]

Now do us a couple a poachies, and they d better be fkn runny!

[@markjackson6151]

@@MrBaronCabron Dog dirt