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[@amber_1395]

How do you turn centimetres into meters? Take out centi *modern problems require modern solutions*

[@gamergodplays7153]

DriiMxngo 156 you spelled the meters in centimeters metres, but then spelt meters by itself normal.

[@shinoasada2216]

You pronounced centimeters wrong ( just like people in UK ).

[@xxitzkawaiigamingxx8559]

@@gamergodplays7153 what the frick?

[@hoodieninja4983]

Excuse me?!? British people invented the language!

[@sachio8610]

@@shinoasada2216 You are a great example of an idiot.

[@SexyMan590]

Question: *what is a home run?* Me: *to run back to your home*

[@Lucas.111]

D3 HAX0R lol

[@Possibly_Stewie_Griffin]

D3 HAX0R LOL

[@Possibly_Stewie_Griffin]

OH AND XD

[@hazelmigallos8366]

XD

[@nadiiraali591]

Omg XD

[@erichernandez4945]

Kid: "I want to exterminate my mom" Stewie Griffen:hey so do I

[@belowplays230]

@@benjiqueen8377same

[@christypruitt1443]

Tal Fishman is so cute

[@belowplays230]

@@christypruitt1443 S I M P

[@lswan6389]

@@christypruitt1443 he already has a a gf

[@zimmygirl777]

How many ghosts are left? None because ghosts don't exist. Danny (offscreen): Am I a joke to you?😺👻

[@lokiofasgard6990]

Alfredo is back! I miss that little savage guy

[@systematically_flawed585]

He never left

[@liambonner8528]

@@systematically_flawed585 then where was he last couple vids

[@slundy]

I missed him too, Also, LOVE your profile picture!

[@mennaasem2114]

And when will YOU be back, loki? 😢😭

[@tahliahoyne7801]

Sup Loki I’m Thor⚡️🌩 Love the name and picture!!!!!👍👍👍

[@realperson9951]

no one: kids: our intelligence is far way more superior than you earthlings

[@teatata3740]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@lilytaylor7567]

The Exotic 🤣🤣

[@XxCocomelonNurseryRhymesFanxX]

True dat

[@Jmg3815]

So we’re smart?

[@erykbubson6145]

Yes I'm a 9 year old with a IQ of 150

[@lsswappedcessna]

Reaction Time: "Kids are smart" Kid: *shoots himself in the groin with a nerf gun* Yeah well they're not good at muzzle awareness.

[@dizydinobro1415]

Lol

[@Jesus4life_39]

🥺🥺

[@MelB868]

Sounds like preschool kids in Sunday school some will answer everything Jesus

[@JSTPPodcast]

Like our pastor’s daughters, it isn’t wrong

[@thesilverblader6714]

Yeah they like"whatever the question, the answer is Jesus! " I never went to Sunday school. I'm saved though and also go to church and love Jesus, just never went to Sunday school.

[@shellyevans2472]

Hahahahahahaha

[@adamkramer229]

Teacher: What is your favorite Hue? Kid: Hugh Jackman!!

[@yuvpatel1293]

Hue g. Erection

[@chelseatarr4174]

That was a waste of a comment, it’s in the video

[@cadencecadence8117]

Adam Kramer true

[@theitalianstallion973]

Hue g jackass

[@uselessvoiceacting6442]

“What is your favourite hue?” Hue Jackman Me:I AGREE

[@marciodossantos9625]

So do i

[@piney_studios]

It’s hugh

[@alicewilloughby4318]

What about Grant????

[@jennasmith9148]

Me to

[@chronicjointpain810]

H.U.E from final space :3

[@leoncotter2268]

If your reading this Have a good 2020

[@straypaimon]

Thank you

[@jokuaakwwo222]

No

[@gspencilart8871]

Don't ... Don't give me hope

[@Naturalist-eh6sx]

Welp, it’s already starting bad with all the bushfires and the corona virus sooo thanks anyways

[@yuzuki2385]

Meh

[@zyrismariemagallanes8486]

CAN I HAVE THAT SHOOKY PLUSHIE AT THE BACK ALDJSJSJSJDJD

[@BloopusBoopsalot]

I Have A Shooky Key Chain On My BackPack And I Have Shooky As My Pointer UwU

[@feetuber9162]

Jesus

[@sportskid3970]

Tal: He thinks outside of the box *picture of a kid IN a box*

[@HazedHoops]

Sports Kid Don’t press read more Sub to me for good luck 👍 I’ll sub back✌️

[@strawberryaj7407]

Sports Kid Yes Technically He Is Still In The Box But He Was Coming Out So Yeah

[@guesswhoiamlol750]

Hazed Hoops I subscribed

[@Itsover29]

Right as I read this it happened

[@multifandomtrash7412]

@@HazedHoops Stop trying to promote yourself under someones comment. You should try working for your fame like everyone else.

[@akshitaoodit8720]

6:53 😂😅😅 Why do i feel that u were rapping instead of reading

[@ramooshahmad6444]

That’s stuck in my head i kept laughing at it 😂😂

[@meskinasbitesmedus6236]

Yeah lol

[@milkkncookiezz]

Cause he is

[@ramooshahmad6444]

Elise Simpson actually true XD

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

@@ramooshahmad6444 Lmaoo

[@charmyyo]

With me: Word of the day: Exterminate. Meaning: To get rid of. Sentence: I want to exterminate school forever! Me: *draw picture of me lighting my school on fire smiling* :) :D

[@pokimod4203]

*pumped up kicks starts playing*

[@aidencool69]

*holy music stops*

[@sirenhead3019]

*slow clapping*

[@dizydinobro1415]

Cat Cat ur name Cat Cat yet u has a doge on profile pic

[@gamertag6790]

Yes

[@Yawban5]

0:52 Step 1-turn on captions Step 2-read the captions Step 3-like if u see it

[@eneidareyes8713]

im focusing on shooky in the back lmao

[@thechristiancountrygirl4383]

Same

[@MalcomX-iv3we]

I like Alfrado super savage. I want more of him

[@phrogg5219]

Alfredo*

[@Dhficjfhfjdufjdjdhghsuoasikike]

8:39 I laugh every time I hear that, Tall Fishman sed; And then we got a coos.” What?

[@Default37]

5:56 whoah thats actually kinda scary....😂

[@anikajones2801]

A+ The digram below best illustrates A.Lamark's theory of evolution. B.Darwin's theory of evolution. C.Malthus's principles. D.Lyell's theory about past changes. E.Tal Fishman ✍️

[@tasha3939]

I can see you’re a smart man. 😉

[@victoriaphim1431]

F.All of the above

[@anikajones2801]

@@tasha3939 yes indeedy

[@aquachim2084]

2:26 Me: do you see shooky? Judy: yea I saw it

[@aquachim2084]

Tristiana Reid Jesus don’t be mad

[@h.a.6884]

I CANT HE LITERALLY INSERTED A PICTURE OF OBI WAN WHEN HE SAID JESUS I CAN'T BREATHE

[@namelessschild3556]

The plushy was yeeting him in Spanish lol

[@looking_for_titan]

The Plush's name is Alfredo The Hedgehog

[@hiitsme5119]

Roses are red Ketchup is too I got a like But why is it blue

[@lucilleh4128]

So cool😎

[@nielswijnen3684]

but i have no clue

[@CemeteryGates436]

Hahaha most clever one ive seen yet

[@tmabreeze9719]

Just made my day lol😂😂

[@oliviamount5995]

Lol

[@cowboykpop1861]

1:19 I just noticed you have a shooky plushie from bt21

[@strat108]

4:53 is that Wednesday from The Adams Family!?!?

[@awesomechannel257]

Sawyer Williams yes

[@feetuber9162]

Jesus

[@Hannah-xt2go]

Omg hahahah I LOVE Tal! U made my day with this vid! Omg I'm laughing 😂

[@joynulhaque1783]

At 5:31 Tal's 'hey' sounded like Jin's when he said to Jimin "HEY STOB IT" 😂😂😂

[@laura-li4pu]

*omg i just noticed the bt21 shooky plushy on the shelf in your background*

[@jada5849]

yoongily Suga you got some love

[@starlightso]

I noticed too!

[@ethanh777]

Yee

[@lolhey1421]

@y/n - OH MAH GAWD ITS Y/N LOLLLL

[@meyrakiiee]

Jimin: "U, whoever u are, r you ARMY?"😂

[@sarahali665]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING! Those kids are hilarious😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshapple6905]

The PEMDAS thing was genius. If I wrote that in elementary school, I'd get written up for sure. Please Exult My Dope A-- Swag

[@darrenscook2202]

1:15 THAT'S MY HEAD TEACHER'S KID TAL SERIOUSLY!!!!!

[@shabanaqureshi2018]

Did someone noticed scarlett johansson =BLACK WIDOW

[@gamerbacon2nd694]

Shabana Qureshi me rip black widow endgame

[@aunnobiitsu]

Shabana Qureshi *sob*

[@angie-lf5jn]

Mee

[@jadeyuii29]

Yeah haha

[@kkunicorn4030]

Yasssss

[@charlottecharlottelol]

*tal take alfredo out* Me:throws my alfredo that i was eating across the room IMA CANIBALLLLLLLLLLL

[@wiish_]

Hi. I haven't been to his channel in a long time..... but does he know that that is SHOOKIE in his background!!! Suga's SHOOKIE.

[@yoongiismybabyboy4558]

ARMYY

[@yoongiismybabyboy4558]

@@wiish_ yus

[@ethanh777]

Army

[@dizydinobro1415]

7:07 tal, he circled ten because IMAAAAGINAAAATION!! 🌈

[@LeanlovesLain143]

Kid:I want to be like Michael Jordan when I grow up. Question:what do you need to do to achieve your dreams? Also kid:get bigger, shave my head, and be black.

[@niajborja]

The shooky plushie in the background 👇🏼 like if you are army 💜 keep str3aming mosp and boy with luv

[@dontlookatmynameyouperv9618]

nia Boris are you going to one of their concerts?

[@peaxchymoon.723]

Yesss I’m not the only one who noticed 😂

[@jaimepearl2515]

I noticed it too!💜💜💜

[@pearlnellie]

Armys are everywhere lol 😆💜

[@niajborja]

BTS&ARMY FOREVER yes I am

[@gachagirl8627]

“I want to exterminate my mum” Me: Uh oh watch out mum

[@zadian1153]

I am Jamaican and I could only wish I could do this in high school because I am afraid I fail my tests/exams which aren’t good. I must say that these responses are very funny 😆

[@jrgamertv675]

5:45 DUDE THATS MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL!!!

[@Maddie-iy8gg]

What did the librarian say to Tal...? ...Get it? 😂

[@mishaljahangiri2577]

no 😂

[@hussainwazier1690]

Nope 😂

[@Maddie-iy8gg]

@@hussainwazier1690 read everything before you press read more

[@princessdiana8303]

Uhhhh I get it

[@SahelDontCare]

Yeah good joke

[@DarkKnightO6]

It's funny when alfredo says "i was born savage" 😂 And there's a lot of alfredo on the shelves.. so it means a lot of savage 😂

[@coreyhill681]

Those were hilarious, please do part 3 and 4 . I am entertained by it

[@loganschreiber4255]

Tal: that’s one bad egg Me: hey sonic eggman is back!

[@milkythemilkbread1318]

"I was born a SAVAGE" Welp... It is true😅

[@ha-fu7gx]

Your grammar is incorrect

[@milkythemilkbread1318]

@@ha-fu7gx sorry dude😅

[@subtoxxzytroxpg3dxx718]

@@milkythemilkbread1318 it was U was born as a savage

[@user-vg9hx8td3w]

Punk PUBG/BRAWL STARS what language do you speak?

[@subtoxxzytroxpg3dxx718]

@@user-vg9hx8td3w shut up chinese

[@madokasolos7999]

My history teacher asked "what ended in 1889" this one girl said "1888" and he wrote it down 😂😂

[@arandomuser9459]

dull That’s something I would say. Technically it’s true.

[@itz_lilith4715]

Same a girl said the same thing in my school Lol 😂 it was funny

[@itz_lilith4715]

Question: Where are the mountains located in My awnser: the mountains are located in the MOUNTAINS That’s what I wrote in my test

[@ezranYT]

This one GIRL said 1888 and HE wrote it down

[@MelB868]

Well technically it did end

[@sruthijayesh6795]

5:17 .....why did Tony Lopez come into my head?!!😂😂

[@kibawolf3527]

Love the kid who aswered the questions with other questions. Like saying question 4 for what has gotten boring. That was just funny and something ive almost done

[@mohamedmulakel506]

This is How much Alfredo roastes Tal in every video.😂🤣 ⬇️

[@LC-dn7vq]

X1000000

[@norarobloxgod7454]

Luxiti... no.. just x14

[@LC-dn7vq]

I meant is like 14x10000000 lol cause he roasts alot more than that

[@user-se8jg5ul7e]

Stop begging.

[@TromboneMarky]

I'm your 60th like

[@fanyhue7]

I love how Shooky is in the back like; ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ Edit: the check marks mean it’s wrong btw

[@justinay.7264]

Army😄

[@ZobeeWanKenobi]

Your name is everything 😂😂

[@eizelsoncio9446]

It's because the rainbow which has 3 COLORS is gigantic and ten is just a little number

[@jishdafish716]

Once I was working in lab groups during science class and there was this question that none of us understood. Although she did erase this, one of my lab partners wrote "the power of science"

[@tangzy5347]

Well hello there person scrolling thro the comments Have a great day

[@mikinzycote9386]

Hi

[@sylwiasielska3672]

Hi I thought I was The only one who does that

[@tangzy5347]

@@mikinzycote9386 hello

[@tangzy5347]

@@sylwiasielska3672 nope your not

[@unstoppablegaming7046]

Tysm

[@sarasandstrom1821]

Press read more I wish you a full and happy life full of happiness and fullness, don’t forget to be full in your happy life while youre happy thanks to your fullness.

[@los_reyes9517]

everybody’s a special snowflake obviously

[@sarasandstrom1821]

potatoewedges13 obviously, obviously, obvi.

[@tinymicrowave6821]

No

[@tinymicrowave6821]

But I did see it

[@hoogashack5588]

You mådde my day, or not couse i is night now for me

[@shanealbantaniz688]

You: Taci Tuesday Me: Spaghetti Day

[@heroessquad2019]

7:09 I get it...because 1 & 0 are the smallest numbers...He knows that because he has the quirk of imaganation of logic and swag!

[@nevaehmarsh2961]

I saw a shooky plushie 🥰🥰🥰 (don’t come at me plz😂👌🏼)

[@antisocialqueen7918]

Nevaeh Marsh y/n

[@nisaozer3179]

dude I almost thaught I was the only one who saw it hahaha

[@kenzingtonscarlet6639]

Bet that half of these were from Anthony when he was in school, he's hella smart

[@swagaholic248]

4:17 OOOOOOOOOH! THE SHADOW JUST MOVED!!!!

[@itsyagirldanaka271]

5:01 I'm legit reading this book in class beyond the burning time

[@ahm.774]

Still can’t get over the shoot plush in the background 😂

[@TayanaZook]

WHO ELSE LOVES TAL BTW I'm a KZbinr too!

[@erinchappel1359]

TAL IS MY FAVORITE KZbinR.😊

[@voidsports1953]

Can you help me get to 200 subs?

[@coochielice]

MY BUTT HOLE

[@coochielice]

And me Edit.omg I got five liles

[@voidsports1953]

If you can help that will be greatly appreciated! Hope we can be KZbin friends

[@JSTPPodcast]

8:58 Looks like Alfredo finally has some competition

[@rainbowsixsiegegaming7550]

0:26 that made laugh so hard I nearly had a heart attack

[@rudybermudez1839]

I see little grumpy sugas kookie you a bts fan huh😏😏😏

[@NoorMohammed-or6vg]

Okay, now this gonna sound weird but... Am I the only one that low-key has no social media on her phone and everytime a KZbinr says "follow me on the socials" I'm like, "but I don't have any!" Okay... I'll go now.

[@ladyfoxwf1075]

Noor Mohammed I used to be like you except I didn’t even watch KZbinrs either. Now I’m completely addicted and not for the better. I would suggest you keep your social media minimal.

[@fiendfi7119]

actually, same

[@arell35]

I'm a 12 y/o but still don't have any social media accounts.. 😢😢

[@zackyost5056]

3:35 I literally just got whipped by my brother from his phone charger pissed

[@justicecaroline814]

What's a home run? Answer: ur home is running...

[@sarasandstrom1821]

I love how smoothly Tal goes from talking about like a baby to his timeless merch

[@alysyla7302]

We’ve reached it Exactly 10 minutes We need 10 likes Edit: WOW I ONLY NEED 10 HOW DARE YE

[@wolfeewolf505l5]

Congrats you has 17

[@saudiastaten4586]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhuhuhu

[@dzdni]

I gave you thumbs down because its lonely!OK

[@alysyla7302]

@@dzdni Yes it is Thank you for being it's friend because i have no friends rip

[@sabreezy25]

Alyssa Unlimited WOW

[@xanderhermano7508]

Kid:I need luck Another kid says: JESUS

[@feetuber9162]

Jesus

[@yeaitsrj5510]

6:01 can we just appreciate the tree and the grass on the picture and how the kid doesn’t have a face

[@kimberly-op8ur]

im in love with Tal's laugh . its just the cutesttttttt

[@ellachan7713]

You know what? This is the best video of 2019. 👏👏👏 congrats😏 if you read more.. *KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN ME BCUZ....* *They're just so smart..* 🙌

[@arnima2124]

6:19 i was literally thinking the same thing LMAO 😂😂

[@bsportsanalysis4353]

I love the fact that you did a that you use a Michael Jordan reference when you mentioned Michael Jordan

[@alidabutton6262]

Love this!! They always have the most hilarious, super creative, smart answers.😂❤️

[@nerilcalebadanza2275]

Student: teacher will you punish me for something i didn't do. Teacher: no. Student: ok. Because i didn't do my Homework. Teacher: you are so getting punished😠.

[@shanieg7031]

😂😂😂😂😂I actually never heard of that before and it tickled me!!!!!

[@micahplays4939]

Kid: *writes sh*t* Tal: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *oof* sh*t it’s not sh*t oh it’s this Me: lol! I love that part

[@sophiaward735]

Why does tal have such on fleek eyebrows honestly sis needs an award😂

[@raghavanmenon9248]

Tal probably took the answer of the giraffe question to the heart

[@brayceeryerson7585]

“Are you gonna miss your mum?” Me:”Yeh🤧” Kid:” no” Me:🤭

[@delightbella1744]

Spanish class Spanish teacher:was it hola Me: your mom

[@emeraldsansyt2555]

4:00 Lol Edit: once on my text I explained my by answer by saying I used math 😂😂😂

[@jamiecorkum9916]

I love these videos! You're the best 💗💜

[@chloem6426]

I love these videos i have subcribed about a month ago,you yes you Tal and chicken alfrado are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!

[@ava9385]

He already reacted to the over under oral yes please thing lol 😂

[@mikehart6193]

5:00 i literally remember doing that exact worksheet...except i did well on it lol

[@taisenscoolstuff732]

Nothing like good ol funny kid test answers reacted to by Tal! Love and blessings everyone!

[@sabreezy25]

💯

[@thatinternetshipperyouknow632]

Alfrado is whom I aspire to be But theres an adult baby in the way

[@Hijinxx772]

"I just always have a good experience..." John Mulaney begs to differ

[@bobrodrigues6271]

0:26 so funny omg lmao 😂😆😁😂😆😁😂😆😁😂😆😁😂😆😁

[@danielludy235]

If I had to choose a youtuber I would choose you cause your the best

[@robertorodriguez9878]

5:51 *Stewie Griffin has entered the chat*

[@annettedelosreyes5185]

In the begging of the vid "are u gonna miss ur mom?" Kid:No,-laughs and cries at the same time-😂😂😂

[@allidacinnabun9561]

The funniest one I thought was the one after the I wanna work at Taco Bell with my momma! 🤣🤣🤣

[@angelyn9376]

I SEE SHOOKY!! LIKE IF YOU AN ARMYs! Fighting! Edit: 88 likes?! That's the most I ever got

[@margaretrodgers5076]

No I'm not n the army

[@lela._.]

BTS ARMY FOREVER 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷

[@angelyn9376]

@@margaretrodgers5076 it's okay

[@PixelErico]

i don’t want to join the army i’d rather stay at home and play video games.

[@PixelErico]

nvm I want to join the military to fight BTS and hope to succeed on killing them

[@Anonymous-nh7cb]

Bruh, we Hispanics aren't afraid of that belt. The only thing we're afraid of is the CHANCLA!

[@TheSonicFan697]

Tal fishman: I love taco Tuesday Me:Taco Taco taco taco taco! Samantha and Olaf:TACOS!?!?! WHERE!?!?!?! Me: in the video, duh.

[@sameoldyoutuber]

0:19 “are you gonna miss your mom?” “No”