Funniest Test Answers by REAL KIDS | TOP 60 School FAILS (2017)

[@elizabethvillanueva3635]

As a teacher I will admit if the answers amuse me like that I give them at least partial credit. In reality they aren't wrong. 😂

[@IAMLGND-dr5fb]

Elizabeth Villanueva Wish my teacher was like you she just gave me a F for the test and I only did it once on the test :(

[@meetshah1462]

I AM L3G3ND 666 English

[@GabrielleTollerson]

Elizabeth Villanueva its cool if teachers have a sense of humor right n.n

[@GabrielleTollerson]

Death Cake I could read it fine,maybe you should learn how to read,instead of downgrading people on their grammar.

[@meetshah1462]

no

[@yoai9032]

0:54 我在這裹生活得很差。 工作環境不佳，福利缺少。 不過不用擔心，每天只有大概十個人受重傷， 而我亦很小心。 我們開了一間小鋪，生意不俗。 雖然我對英文不俗很認識，但是也能略略明白那些白人所說的話。 希望能夠出人頭地吧！我在這裹會努力工作，也會小心身體的。 你們還好吧？ 很掛念你們，希望我們能夠再見面。 translation: I am living in this poor life. Poor working environment, lack of benefits. But do not worry, only about ten people are seriously injured every day, I am also very careful. We opened a small shop, doing good business. Although I know very well in English, I can understand the whites spoken by those whites. Hope to succeed! I will work hard at this Wrap, and will be careful about my body. Are you okay? Very miss you, I hope we can meet again. 1:11 愛 Love 特別 special 違 Violation

[@黃榆婷-x5c]

Yu Ting Kuo 為什麼違是different😂

[@yoai9032]

You're welcome

[@rkay1959]

黃榆婷 de pe care îl aveți o lista a fost un meci în deplasare. Dacă ai timp sa mă duc în cazul unui accident rutier în acest sens după care se poate de bine și apăsat butonul trimite pe Facebook.

[@immortal6453]

Rhonda Lawrence ce plm ai scris aici?

[@shelliblossom8953]

Hahahahahaha the last one

[@candylee4112]

0:54 I am living in this poor life. Poor working environment, lack of benefits. But do not worry, only about ten people are seriously injured every day, I am also very careful. We opened a small shop, doing good business. Although I know very well in English, I can understand the whites spoken by those whites. Hope to succeed! I will work hard at this Wrap, and will be careful about my body. Are you okay? Very miss you, I hope we can meet again. 1:11 Love Special Violation

[@emilyiscool891]

Candy Lee cool!

[@bakbott3386]

Lol, you Chinese?

[@0rinjjj]

😮

[@edgyteenager6740]

係呀佢係 中國人或者香港人(yeah he's maybe hk or Chinese )

[@bakbott3386]

香港人 ？ 我是混血的，香港+加拿大

[@starkers1997]

Chinese Immigrant Translation: Translation: "My life here is very bad. The working circumstances are horrible and the advantages are few. But do not worry, each day there are only about ten people who are badly injured and I am very careful. We have opened a small store, and business isn’t bad. Although English is still mostly incomprehensible (to me), I can understand what these white people say. Hoping that we are successful! I will work hard here and take care of my health. Are you well? Miss you very much, and hope that we will see each other again."

[@thefalcon9680]

Good job

[@tyreatupouharris4790]

印象深刻👍🏽，你会中文吗？还是您使用了翻译器？

[@feloniousphil7398]

Cow; Bird; Cat; Dog; *F U C K*;

[@amandaschilling6133]

Whats his tattoo say LOL

[@ryanlaszlo4304]

thxs

[@araceli0721]

As a teacher, I would talk to them about when sarcasm can be used, but then go in my grade book and secretly give them credit! 😂 As much as I love my job, it can get stressful and little things like this can have you giggling on the inside all day.

[@Pile_of_carbon]

That is so true.

[@tarishikitodoriki174]

Araceli Bravo I wish my teachers understood things like life

[@tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901]

That so funny 😂

[@jaimeekinman3701]

I was laughing at the Saturn question

[@cheflala245]

"Why are there rings on Saturn?" Student: because God liked it, so he put a ring on it Teacher: Saturn was not a single lady. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@sierrajade4587]

Chef Lalizzle Well of course not. God put a ring on it.

[@supernatural32aj18]

Chef Lalizzle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UrbanAfricano93]

Chef Lalizzle omg that was 😂

[@Iziieerose-]

Chef Lalizzle 😂😂😂🤣😂

[@rudihgar1199]

Did you know that´s a line in KB´s Song: "Undefeated". The kid probably quoted that

[@laykerroctw2253]

Separate translations are "love" (愛)[ài], "special" (特)[tè], "other" (別)[bié], "violation" (違)[wéi]. (特) and (別) are usually used together, literal translation is "more special than others" , meaning is similar to "special",but the word is more biased and compared separately. (違)means "do not follow", and can be followed by a lot of words, which can become "violation of rules"(違規), "violation"(違反), "illegal"(違法), etc. The whole sentence should mean that "Love is a special violation of people's wishes", but this sentence has missing word, which makes it impossible to know what love is particularly violating.

[@laykerroctw2253]

Added: The indexing component"牜" of the "特" character seems to have been misused as "米". "米" + "寺", "米寺" which is forcibly pieced together. This word does not exist.

[@sushigamer4349]

LayKer ROCTW 🥵

[@dyingtosurvive9786]

愛＝あい (ai) love 特別＝とくべつ (tokubetsu) special 違（う）＝ちが（う）（chiga(u)) different japanese translation

[@matthewscorner2990]

I thought I quit Chinese class last year. (JK, this is impressive stuff)

[@sukhy1274]

LayKer ROCTW a

[@dominicforget2657]

"Why are there rings on Saturn?" "Because God like it, so he put a ring on it." "Saturn was NOT a single lady." XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@mikhailgorbachev7851]

Nah she was married to uranus

[@cece7058]

funniest part! XD

[@CosImUpRn]

This was funny until i saw the xddddddddddddddddddd

[@LexietheFNFFan]

Mother Nature: Ah. A new fair planet has come in search of true love. Also Mother Nature: A serenade between Gods shall decide where it’s beautiful heart shall reside. Red stone Ned: Beep bo bop...

[@itsnoel8544]

These kids are more legendary than I will ever be lmao.😂

[@jar13lucky]

The moment you've already finished school and wished you were legendary like these cheeky kids 😂😅

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Jay .L Yeah

[@LACwriter]

Honestly, my best friend and I always used to write shit like this on our assignments. We knew all the material, (we got straight As on all our tests) but we got a B- in the class because we kept being sarcastic little fucks.

[@krissyprager854]

Alannah me too

[@kalebbeil]

Jay .L one of my homework answers was: Paul should use a freaking calculator why should I solve it for him he got himself into this I already do enough for my dad!

[@michaelsorhus]

one time l was doing an assignment about the industrial revolution and it said to pretend you are a worker write a letter describing how terrible it is to work 14 hour days and not get to go to school so l wrote: "l won't know how to write l don't go to school."

[@Frytranslationvanoss]

Chinese letter: I have a bad life living in here. Bad work place,no welfare. But don't worry,it's just about 10 people got Seriously injured every day. But I'm careful. We have a shop,we got a lot of business to do.Which is a good thing. Although I don't know a lot about English.But I could understand what the whites say. Hope I can go to succeed,I will work hard here and take care of my body. You guys good? I miss you guys,hope we can meet again. Your tattoo: 愛:love 特別:special 違:defy

[@Frytranslationvanoss]

I just accidentally pressed delete when I try to edit it

[@johnluke9263]

Shit America not that bad just a lot of racism but America has better jobs

[@rylandkyle8460]

Jordan Lucas That was supposed to be during the 1870's. Things were a lot worse then.

[@asakurashinji6721]

你的英文还挺可以。只是你的英文就还差了一点

[@giannitesta3955]

Aries 小羊 nice job

[@星昼-s3c]

8:30 Okay,all things aside,that’s a pretty shade of pink and the teacher’s handwriting is literal goals..

[@almaharris6052]

JUST GO POOP💩

[@angieshimonek9698]

@@almaharris6052 lol

[@ダーセル]

You must live somewhere with bad handwriting if THATS goals

[@arianasofia6515]

It says: “Very funny, Peter.”

[@LexietheFNFFan]

Mars: What the- ISS: It worked! Also ISS: THE SHIFT WORKED! ISS as well: Now we can be together forever, Mars! Mars: Um... What?

[@khaelir4086]

"In a word, describe school." "HELL" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@prettylilpsycho8004]

Soooo ME

[@blammowammo5886]

This is why you hardly have any likes.

[@anemxia9393]

Here I Am Well it is true tho

[@ciprianpasca7738]

accurate

[@idkidk8535]

Yes and gym

[@madaboutmarceline]

4 years later this video STILL makes me laugh like a lunatic!

[@zooblethedoodle]

Your late 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gregory.19037]

same here

[@alyssachantre9663]

My class and I just took our final exams...when we were going over them my teacher made it a point to ask my friend Jack to read his answer out loud. The question was "What is Newton's Third Law? Give an example." He answered, "Newton's Third Law states that every action has an equal and opposite reaction." His example was " *You punch me, I punch you back* " XDD

[@m40138]

Alyssa Chantre we learned it in class like that😂😂 our teacher was amazing and actually let us slap him and he would slap us back😂😂😂

[@alyssachantre9663]

lol that's awesome

[@elaineoneill4437]

Alyssa Chantre that is amazing

[@avaava4310]

Smart

[@eraserdaddy3264]

Lol! I learned that last semester, wish something funny like that happened to my class!!!

[@smolbean141]

Your tattoo says... .. something in Chinese edit: I LITERALLY CAME BACK HERE AFTER A YEAR!!! NOT THAT IT MATTERS BUT TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES!!! *inhales* sorry about that

[@sadietylr4837]

Kelli Dallas 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@chujitsu46]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@sharla572]

Ohhhhh roasted

[@hachmannfamilyemail4877]

Thanks

[@mushymochi1768]

it means love is powerful (Chinese and irish mixed girl to save the day)

[@komalhans3970]

My five year old cousin got in trouble when he saw two of his classmates arguing and said “white people be crazy” 😂😭

[@pantherpanzer6695]

He isnt wrong

[@lifewithzinnah]

Zac Folk 🤣🤣

[@antisocialantihero3464]

Yea we wild lol

[@HeelerHouse]

Tbh its true

[@alishachaudhary3537]

Why’d he get in trouble lol

[@markymarkluva]

'What ended in 1896? 1895' well that kid wasn't wrong.

[@romkin1197]

Well...I mean he technically was. Only cause 1895 isn't in 1896.

[@hazelnutjam3382]

Stephanie Lee : True that. LOL

[@yourmother8385]

Rom Kin the first day of 1816, 1815 ended so yes it is right

[@romkin1197]

1815 IS NOT in 1816.

[@amandacragg2954]

Stephanie Lee whenever in doubt I usually put Jesus as the answer it's kinda like circling c on a multiple choice

[@angll3lisse]

"Enough is enough Judy"😂

[@jaedynflaman8240]

My senior quote is going to be “get a dictionary”

[@feloniousphil7398]

Cow; Bird; Cat; Dog; *FUCK*

[@jocelynsvlogs8204]

Me too

[@imrosegogi1714]

Jaedyn Flaman I been wanting to make that my quote to

[@hiddentruth7632]

Thank you for giving me an idea, in two years...my quote will be this

[@BrittKGM]

Jaedyn Flaman someone actually did. If you go back through the community tab on the channel, it’s in there; about 11 months old

[@Nicole0715world]

Your tattoo just makes no sense😂😂😂😂 and the letter he wrote : "I'm running a store here but the life is hard for me and the salary is low ,but I could understand what the people are saying. I will work hard to make all this better. How are you guys back in the country?? Hope we can see each other again.I miss all of you."

[@jackwilczynski6957]

Nic.C this is the third one I have seen and none of them have been the exact same. At least they are similar so I can get the general idea of what t said

[@Nicole0715world]

Jack Wilczynski I think sometimes it is better if we don’t just translate it exactly the same . Cause it’s kinda racist and unnecessary. I’m a Taiwanese btw I do speak mandarin.

[@carlitos9155]

Nic.C thx for this❤️

[@ji-yoon5764]

yeah ur tattoo makes no sense and lol yeah that letter

[@ClaireyElizabeth]

Nic.C Genuine question- How can maintaining an accurate and consistent translation of one specific language to another be racist and unnecessary? The way I see it, and bear in mind that this is just my opinion, it is absolutely necessary. If we no longer valued consistent and accurate translations between languages every word would have an infinite amount of definitions. It would be impossible to both learn another language and to translate current or historic literature to different languages. I’m not sure how my thinking this would make me racist? I’d be really interested to know your reasoning as you may have a completely different take on it that I haven’t thought of.

[@danceinocean]

The kid who drew the line from the dog to the bones is actually extremely smart! Back in the day, my teachers would call this "thinking outside of the box".

[@TheLegend-yl6eu]

The Chinese translate to: the life here sucks, working environment is bad, lack of benefits. But don’t worry, only 10 people injured everyday, I will be careful. We opened a small shop, business pretty decent. Although my English isn’t good but I can communicate somehow, to understood those white guys. I hope I can make my living here, I will work hard, be careful and take care of myself. How are you guys? I will miss you, hope we meet soon Update: KZbin algorithm bring me back to this video in July 2021 and this comment turned out to be my top rated comment LOOOOL! Well I’m Chinese race from Singapore, has been learning Mandarin and English since I was a kid, I think the translation is still pretty decent (only obvious error I can spot is he wrote “only 10 people are severely injured everyday” instead of “only 10 people injured everyday”) 😂😂

[@jackwilczynski6957]

DONGYI WANG I would do what he did except it be in German, as long as it is in the correct setting

[@jennawinchester5729]

What's his tattoo say

[@dragonheart8743]

OoO please teach me

[@andrewwhite1870]

You the real MVP

[@KINGDOM434]

Jenna Winchester about his tattoo 愛=love 特別=special 違=disobey or violate

[@hattiem8846]

"That is enough Judy!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MaxCheng95]

0:56 That Chinese letter, it actually briefly means "My living environment is crap, my job is crap with little benefits, and now I have a small business here and doing well, working hard, even though I have no idea what those White people around me are saying. How are you doing back home?"

[@alfrediannegarciaquirante5761]

well thats an effort😂

[@samantha-uw3ky]

Alonzo don't you get it? "This boy's dream is to have 2 quarters and 3 dollars" He wants 3.50... _Tree fiddy_ that's the lockness monster not a child. You've been bamboozled!

[@maiqtheliar789]

I gave him a dollar.

[@ongakuwotabeta]

samantha Ah. South Park reference?

[@Jen321able]

This comment made my day. Thank you, Samantha.

[@plw8414]

"Enough is enough Judy!" 😂

[@r2b4me]

PLW the teachers response made it hilarious

[@siasteven6751]

PLW LOL I GET IT... Teacher: -teaches that enough means enough to judy- Judy:Ok -fails englsih test - LMAO XDD

[@bearose416]

2:17 my friend on a math test did something like this the question said: “how did you work this out” He put: “Logic” I couldn’t stop laughing

[@aleighamelissa]

I've never clicked on a notification so fast in my life

[@TheCanadianJET]

Aleigha Melissa me ether

[@Cinibunn]

Same

[@tindek.2892]

Aleigha Melissa same

[@potatopotato454]

Aleigha Melissa same

[@ainsleymccreamy8339]

Uuuum I've done it when Logan Paul vlog comes in

[@andrewwiggins1428]

ALONZO FOR PRESIDENT 2020💯💯💯💯

[@clairesimpson1153]

I showed my parents to you and i swear i think they fell in love with your videos!! Lmao

[@christiankristiansen9354]

Wait what? You showed your parents to Alonzo or Alonzo to your parents?

[@clairesimpson1153]

oh lol..i showed them Alonzo..haha

[@alexlee828lee7]

愛=love 特別=special 違=Violate

[@Baybizzlebih]

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jimmyyen4535]

correct

[@tanyawade5197]

Alexlee828 Lee It’s messed up he asked for a sweet message & got that, instead😳.

[@tabulateseal159minecrafter2]

Violate special love.......

[@chelseasheehan9227]

WHAT THE FRICK!?

[@chriscarpenter5808]

its not the kids fault for putting stupid answers its the teachers for giving stupid questions to sarcastic kids

[@alyssaz3647]

chris carpenter I like your logic bud

[@chriscarpenter5808]

A Lost Zebra thanks mate I try. I mean idk if it works but hey I try XD

[@hopemcgrath923]

I was one of those students. Lol

[@19TheFallen]

When my sister was in elementary school, if she didn't like the answer, she'd make up her own!

[@19TheFallen]

She quit doing that as she got older, though....

[@MasterJawata]

Translation for that Chinese letter, "My life here is bad, the working environment is poor, and lack in welfare. But don't worry , only a dozen of people gets severely wounded everyday, and I'm very careful at work. We opened a small shop, and the business is not bad, although my English is not good, but can still somewhat understand what the white people are saying. I hope I can get rich in the future, I will work hard here, and take good care of myself. How are you all doing? I miss all of you, and hope we will see each other again". Just a side-note, this kid should really speak Chinese a little more often, coz you can tell he/she is not really fluent with the language. And no comment on the tattoo.

[@RoostaTeetha]

MasterJawata Thanks, you the real mvp!

[@june101700]

MasterJawata really the only reason i wad reading the comments ty

[@reggiesimon6705]

Lol i dont think the kid was supposed to write it in chinese tho...

[@InfamousKashii]

Akanii Simon the instructions said imagine you're a Chinese immigrant

[@teslashark]

I'm from China - I like the kid's effort, that's what I'll do to one-up my teacher back in middle school English.

[@amalilith779]

My grandmother died yesterday morning, she was 113 years old. #ripabuela😙 you lived a great life. 💖💐💐🌸🌹

[@gabesvideos6124]

Luz Antillaise dat a long life but I don't believe

[@0rinjjj]

If u dont believe then get outta here

[@scgang8256]

Luz Antillaise so sorry for you. I hope you are ok #R.I.P🙏🏽

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

She probably looked as good as you do when she was your age. May she rest in heaven.

[@tiffanymorales3264]

What does that have to do with the video ?

[@sleepysallynx]

What is the solution to overpopulation ? "Wiping out half of all population", Thanos Edit: yes I liked my own comment

[@camronyork9655]

Keep your privates in your pants common sense people

[@kieannanelson367]

Man so clever, at my school people were mad that most of the population of heroes died. Untill the end game and then they all came back and iron Man died that's horrific😂😂

[@QT1O1Z]

Cannibalism

[@QT1O1Z]

Canabalism can solve world hunger and overpopulation

[@masonl2528]

dont worry i do to

[@lemonofish869]

1:01 The translation of that letter: My life here is really bad. The working place is horrible, and welfare is none. But don't worry, only dozens of people get injured every day, and I'm very careful. We opened a small shop, and our business is doing great. Although my English is not good, I can understand a little those white people say. I hope we can succeed, and I will be careful of my health. How are you? I miss you so much, I hope we will see again. FYI, I can't understand your tattoo.

[@railfanmaximstill7279]

Sounds about right for working on the railroad in 1870

[@kirahb5757]

6:52 the teacher is wrong. To tell of a number is even, it has to be divisible by 2. Saying "Because the number in the one's place is even" isn't a correct explanation, because how do you know that the number in the one's place is even???? Answer: it's divisible by 2.

[@kaylajones677]

Shakirah B that's not correct either. ANY number is divisible by 2. 3/2 = 1.5. The correct explanation is an integer EVENLY divisible by 2

[@erinhicks4190]

Technically, it is right. If it's even in the one's space, then it's an even number no matter what

[@mulligan5474]

ThatRegularGirlNamed Erin So if the number is 8, according to the teacher's answer it is even because it is even.

[@erinhicks4190]

JT Maple Yes, because it's even in the one's space

[@mulligan5474]

ThatRegularGirlNamed Erin "it is even because it is even" is NOT an answer, sorry

[@ht-ke7km]

Your Tattoo (愛，特別，違) means love ,special and different . Not sure the last one cuz it usually combine with other word(s) which will make it to have total different meanings. Sorry for bad English😂

[@pkf691205]

違 should be "not follow some rule" like 違法 means illegal

[@ht-ke7km]

陳友巍 I dun agree that ,違in a single word should means 'Contrary to' or different from if translate from Japanese (違う[ちがう] or違い [ちがい])

[@ht-ke7km]

陳友巍 ur translation should be focus on only thinking 違 as a short form of 違反，which may not be the true meaning of the single word 違

[@sylasviper715]

wtf even is going on.. I only speak russian, german, spanish and english... pls these wierd symbols ( oh wait i speak russian) are too much for me.

[@sylasviper715]

na. I can see alright.

[@aviann233]

7:09 the teacher wrote “very funny, Peter”

[@CactusBootBuckle2]

I don’t know why but I thought of peter Parker.

[@LexietheFNFFan]

ISS: Heh? Mars: Leave me alone! ISS: What do you mean you don’t want to play Forza Horison? Mars: It’s to blame a relation! ISS: What do you mean you’re in a committed relationship? Mars: Pluto is no longer a planet... ISS: What? No! Wait...!

[@frankieharris3294]

"Diabetes! Brian has fuckin' diabetes!!" 😂

[@annaskassim5170]

Frankie Harris Lol

[@kidamazing7535]

Frankie Harris i fuckin died!!!

[@Outlaws1863]

I was pissed cuz I have a Friend who is a diabetic

[@margiemarano3041]

Frankie Harris yeah he has fuckin' diabetes

[@kayleedeannmedlin42]

Frankie Harris are you a freeloader 😂

[@ddl34]

2:14 Dead ass that's mine.

[@mf_loco5142]

Was it write

[@motomotomusiclyrics1635]

Haters gonna say it’s fake

[@bigsplash6055]

SixGearProduction 1. It probably is fake. 2. If that is yours you have horrible hand writing

[@kenzieberumen3578]

@@bigsplash6055 Oh no duh sherlock, its probly old and dont even tell me you handwriting hasnt looked like that when you were young

[@DeezNuts-os6kl]

FAKE

[@rh9276]

Sedimentary rocks are types of rock that are formed by the deposition and subsequent cementation of that material at the Earth's surface and within bodies of water.

[@alyssaz3647]

TheEpic Gamer _Preach that knowladge yo!_

[@cynthianunez4185]

TheEpic Gamer lol I'm presenting on this rock type and this is exactly what I am going to say haha...

[@stephysteph9538]

TheEpic Gamer NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@joshuateoh8966]

NERD

[@vulcandor2573]

and proud :p

[@fefedior5436]

Omg I’m crying 😭😂😂 just hearing him about to laugh just make me laugh😂🤣🤣

[@kermitismyspiritanimal9197]

😂😂😂😂😂I lost about 4 minutes of ur video after the freeloader bit, no joke I was weezein and fartin at the same time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@haroonkhan1946]

wtf

[@annarochester5337]

0ui

[@sansdremurr607]

Wow 😲

[@user-ye6gc]

Your laugh is PRICELESSSSSS 🤣🤣🤣

[@SamanthDarling]

As a kid I loved spelling tests and was pumped to not just take them but to grade my friend's test. We were in the slower group so our tests were a bit easier but I was one of the smarter kids in literacy. I still find it strange that the teachers made us grade each other's tests but it set us up for some good laughs. I was given a gift one day when one of last words was Ditch. My friend never capitalized her words so when she forgot what way a lowercase D went, she wrote bitch and moved along. Being a 7 years old with a secret love of profanity I laughed so hard that I fell back in my chair and likely got told off for disturbing the class.

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

Your last name matches your profile. ;)

[@SamanthDarling]

just another small youtuber nothing gets past you

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

Why thank you, Ms. Darling. ;) P.S. I have a secret love for swear words too. Do you mind telling me your favorites?

[@SamanthDarling]

just another small youtuber did you just try to shoot your shot in KZbin comments...

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

Yes I did. Let's just say i'm a discunt badass. :)

[@katewhitford9017]

YOOOO MY TEACHER ASKED ME IN SCHOOL IN HISTORY CLASS “WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SINGED?” AND YA GIRL WASNT PAYING ATTENTION SO I JUST LOOKED UP AND SAID “AT THE BOTTOM?” WITHOUT EVEN SEEING ANY VIDS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kuroobi5]

Which one of y'all tormented little siblings said the Hunger Games?

[@RandiMarie_1983]

4:51 well, foot balls are about 1 foot, and about the size of 1 foot ball, so he isn't wrong...

[@AnnaIsAnnaSpeltBackwards]

The content of the Chinese letter:- My life here is very bad. Working environment is not ideal, no working benefit. But don’t worry, every day, only about 10 person suffer from heavy injuries, but I am very careful. We have opened a small shop (business), business is not bad. Even though I don’t know English very well, I can understand a little of what the white people say (I) hope be successful! I will work hard here. I will take care of myself Are you good too? (How are you?) I miss you a lot, hope we can meet again Edit: sorry for the mistranslation. I was thinking of "not bad" and "pretty good" but I typed not good instead hahahaha

[@iceagebaby8682]

Are you a Chinese?

[@AnnaIsAnnaSpeltBackwards]

姜羽鐈 I'm Malaysian Chinese ^^

[@tuchaoyuan4665]

Anna Lee 不俗是not bad

[@John-px1nj]

不俗=good

[@papetoast]

黃榛 not bad 好像比較好

[@dr.temperancebrennan]

No, the highest frequency a human can register is when you see a spider.. and then that spider either disappears or falls on you.

[@emillyneary763]

ur tattoo says love, special, and violation.

[@Taz.K]

michael neary matchies him perfectly

[@Ellenraee]

Alonzo is about to get roasted about how he pronounced nougat as nugget..😭

[@StaciaB1]

Rachel Turner I caught a few some people will probably comment on too. People have so much fun correcting others. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@mapleseerope9381]

Stacia B well yeah. Thats what his entore channel is about

[@Deadbass_]

"entore"

[@KK-un7jb]

Stacia B right

[@alyissasanders3779]

Ki Ki

[@jenniferk9047]

What is the strongest force? Love😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@jenniferk9047]

Kawaii Donuts6790 😜😜😜😜

[@jenniferk9047]

AMX SpaceCheese Exactly😂😂😂😂😂

[@raemin-laanmcneil8449]

Wasn't that beautiful???? That teacher must've been going through a divorce and drinking wine everyday to put a red X on that baby's answer.

[@CattTheRingmaster]

2:25 as a teacher I'd give them half credit for the right answer but not "showing their work" Example: 180-158 = 22, 22+158=180

[@KDoubleT]

Your tattoo says "Get a dictionary"

[@jesselynsalian9352]

Give that guy a medal

[@oof.4622]

YE that means love is not bad

[@jadaross3975]

YE 700th like 😂 lol

[@iceagebaby8682]

OK LET ME ANSWER YOU ALL BECUSE I AM A FUCKING TAIWANESE 愛=LOVE 特別=SPECIAL 違=DO SOMETING NOT IN THE RULE

[@An_An_301]

I am a Taiwanese, too

[@techwizpc4484]

5:58 "What he has now?" What kind of grammar is that?

[@thevibe7415]

TechWizPC British

[@fermo1053]

LOL

[@dantedemonhunter]

i like to move it move it i like to move it move it the last part 😂😂

[@iheartchloe8468]

FuadFroz Gaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adampalmer7387]

Dante demon hunter king gulean

[@kaseysoderblom6023]

School = Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lives lol 😆 😂 😝

[@MEME-of4wo]

I have 8

[@soradarkness5031]

This needs more likes.

[@okey7839]

@@MEME-of4wo I have 6

[@jxviier5685]

It's 7 Crappy Hours Of Our Lives Idiot

[@gabbysstories1507]

I literlly just subscribed after 1 video this is the second video I'm watching of u

[@isabellaperez326]

Gabrielle's Stories this is my 2 video of his too

[@debragilmore9666]

Same

[@shanteju3789]

Gabrielle's Stories sameeeee

[@immorta1gamer157]

Same

[@jasminemarie9846]

Gabrielle's Stories same , “is this teacher a doctor or somethin” I DIED I was literally crying bc it’s so true

[@fatnfrail]

“Enough is enough Judy” 😂😭 omfg.

[@ramsha6658]

The math teachers are pirates in real, they’re trying to use us to find the “X” 😂😂😂😂 that’s logic!! 😭😂

[@queenie2028]

Ramsha Musani best comment ever

[@Felixie-y6r]

Several Cruel Hours Of Our Life =school 15 likes?

[@zombiemsp9647]

Its actually six cruel hours of our life but you can call it however you want

[@maddy7244]

Zombie Msp for me it’s 8 hours >:c

[@yunasai5755]

Zombie Msp just your school dingo

[@zakbutler2683]

School for me was working 8 hours a day, 5 days a weel, with no pay

[@lucinda6249]

100th like. I feel *SO* great.

[@coffeegoblin4755]

My friends brother got asked in a test 'What happens if a tysmami happens?' He said 'Everyone dies' XD

[@Shibxyaa]

Jess Tsunami you mean? 🌊

[@iheartchloe8468]

Jess 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@melissahare6868]

Tsunami ?😂

[@caliandrews626]

* Tsunami

[@vokani5421]

I knew a kid who's answer to that was just "Tokyo japan" guy was the biggest smart ass in high school that year

[@smishalane371]

“Marcus is on steroids” had me dead 💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@haileefinkle2971]

I was the 100 comment

[@haileefinkle2971]

I mean like... lol

[@spookystorm2001]

For real though!! And the one where the kid goes "My pen is in a goat" first off WHY WOULD THERE BE A PEN INSIDE A GOAT!? second of all this is obviously a little kid so they probably don't have the dirty minds yet. But on the other hand there are kids who do have dirty minds at that age but who knows all I want to know is WHY THE HELL IS THERE A PEN IN A GOAT!?

[@chinwangwong6215]

1:00 My life is bad. Poor working environment,lack of benefits. But don't worry,everyday only have about ten people injured,but I'm careful I opened a shop,but business is not good I don't know english,but I know what the white peoples saying Hope I can succeed!i will be hardworking and be careful of the body. Are you good in U.S.A/U.K. ?(I don't know what country,he/she didn't write it down) I very miss you!hope we can see each other again. Also 1:10 Love Special Violation Also,help me like this comment so Alonzo lerone see this!! Like and sub and hello from China HongKong

[@kekw9716]

chin wang Wong It s Taiwan

[@chinwangwong6215]

Nah,HK HongKong 香港

[@pngthebosspng9126]

chin wang Wong

[@aizensosuke6099]

I have never teared up from laughing so hard in my entire life! 😂

[@GamingWithGlacier]

If I was a teacher, I would give these kids an A+ just for the creativity! :)

[@zooblethedoodle]

Don’t 😂 those teachers 👩‍🏫 are stupid 😡😘🤷‍♀️🧀

[@zooblethedoodle]

*students Sorry I forgot 😒

[@waiting9261]

Hi I'm new to your channel and this is the first video that I watched of its and I love it i subscribed and pressed the notif))

[@jolan2164]

You made me laugh more than the actual jokes 😂😂😂

[@alauraedwards8715]

8:02“Did this kid draw a leopard?” Had me laughing so hard 🤣😂😂

[@jordandino417]

Captions: Did this kid draw a *leper*

[@rhyaweeks]

"Racism" 😂😂😂😂 "Communism" lmao... where are these kids getting answers from?!

[@Zeleharian]

Their brains.

[@CommanderWaddles]

Zeleharian More like their parents

[@BiBiren]

this is 21st century, so it's no surprise they learned it from everywhere in the world

[@Retro__Glitch2313]

RenKris B that's true kids of the 21st century are just giving up and not grow up to have an education and we will see all the 21st century kids working at McDonald's (glad I was born in 1997 no wonder my wise words help give students advice and life lessons) everyone tells I'm gonna a rebel teacher when I become one what I see I'll be like Mr Feeney (boy meets world) or Cory as a teacher and my daughter in my classroom every school year

[@austinpierce2866]

Yaya G'baby I was actually the one who wrote the "Communism" one!! I was just trying to be a sarcastic 15 year old for the internet, I didn't actually keep in on the paper sadly

[@Atomicatom80]

5:23 my school initials are actually hel. And in my home room the rotc chief said at the beginning of the year "WELCOME BACK TO HEL"

[@lmao8824]

Maybe he ment: welcome to helementary school.

[@Iblowhismind]

Alot is not a word. it's A lot.

[@reihan517]

but allot is also a word

[@Iblowhismind]

Yes. :) In the context that he was speaking, I'm pretty sure he meant Alot.

[@scottvelez3154]

LovegoodLuna Shallot

[@CallmecrazyinOH]

hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

[@francesphelps453]

it's true.

[@kaitoaoki7461]

when I was a freshman, there was a kid in my algebra class who wrote the entire script for the bee movie because he didn’t know the answer to #7

[@fang961]

Random fact I forged my moms handwriting because I forgot to ask her to sign my folder lol, It worked too and I got out of detention XD

[@fridayswithlouise6698]

New. Favorite. KZbinr

[@thetwins6341]

Same

[@valyouablecreationsstudio]

if i was a teacher i would give all of them full credit on these answers! hahahaahahahh

[@mattgerrish908]

6:22 That specific fart sound effect has always sent me over the edge! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chunky0077]

You are hilarious. I’ve been really stressed out lately, thanks for making me laugh. New subscriber 😊

[@naabeendat7020]

Ur so funny glad I found ur channel 😛

[@deanstephens8618]

Try funny detention slips

[@Kelsie154]

I "celebrate" Earth Day every year, because my birthday is April 22nd. 😂😂😂

[@drippyboy_4203]

Kelsie LeCrone for reall mine too

[@saturnssophia4440]

same 😂😂

[@juglixxy]

"he says bye to childhood and enters aDuLteRy"💀💀 lmao that happens to some of us

[@ThePubliusValerius]

Question: "What is love?" Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me no more

[@shayleehicks7651]

ThePubliusValerius yesss

[@SkyeIsaacRain2]

Ughh I hate school! But when school starts up in September It will be my last year. THANK GOD!! #classof2018

[@Katienic98]

SkyeIsaacRain school doesn't stop after high school. College is worse

[@rah.248]

katie oconnor you do realize not everyone goes to college?😂😂

[@-ryan-4735]

FierceJudah not everyone goes to college its hella expensive

[@ravierose2508]

FierceJudah not every one. ... some people go to sixthform or get a job or an apprentaship

[@chrisgames5201]

You start in September? Lucky...

[@TheShanellx3]

One time I had a science test in 6th grade and it was asking why certain animals are important in life. It's said name 3 reasons that rabbits are important. I said 1.) so foxes and other big animals can eat 2.) bugs bunny is pretty important 3.) because then there would be no easter bunny. My teacher was going over the right and wrong answers and gave my 2 answers as the wrong one 😂

[@kirsten7141]

4:57 that was my paper lmao idk how it got out

[@nadineflores2223]

kirsten branham liar

[@simonaustinmacaspac4732]

I am a freeloader 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshuamiranda4707]

Same

[@DDsBricks]

2:40, I'M DEAD!!!

[@SobbleWobble13]

😂

[@Love518530]

You are the freaking funniest ever!!! Loving it + I'm new

[@Charlestonthecool41]

By my junior year in high school, I was a pro at forging my dad's signature. I also had to perfect his engineer writing style in all caps and remember how he dated everything "weirdly," ie. 12 Jan '92 (which I later learned is only "weird" in the U.S.) I've been naturally writing and dating things the same way ever since. Even my own signature ended up being eerily similar.

[@elainabenejan1423]

The HELL one reminds me when someone broke into my elementary at night a vandalized it and wrote WELCOME TO HELL on the ground at my elementary school

[@melanytorres9575]

GET UP AND DEAL WITH IT!

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

I love this guy! Just started watching him today! Infectious laugh, plus he's smarter than he lets on

[@kieannanelson367]

Who in the heck is 48 slices of cake by himself unless he wants diabetes 😂

[@jordandino417]

The kid was technically right about Brian XD If you eat that much cake, you get diabetes

[@x-treme_gamer]

6:35 Anyone remember that song? "What is Love?"

[@raemin-laanmcneil8449]

EXCELLENT SONG ❤❤❤

[@fairytailmage9140]

Sedimentary rock is rock made out of sediment, which has been cemented and compacted to form rock. It starts with a process called weathering, where rain, snow, and ice can break apart rock as an indirect result of energy from the sun. The rock is then moved by erosion to water, where layers of sediment pile on top over time. This makes cementation and compaction occur, creating sedimentary rock.

[@audreynealy6250]

PLEASE DO A PART 3 OF DETENTION SLIPS. I AM CRYING FROM PT 1 AND PT 2. I LOVE THESE VIDEOS😂

[@UnknownAlien475]

That Buzz Lightyear drawing was actually really good.