Funniest Kid Test Answers & Funny Detention Slips (2019)

[@oliviastewart6118]

Alonzo: PLEASE tell me what this means in the comments. Kid: RIDE A SEA SERPENT!!

[@tatimar1821]

Olivia Stewart YESSS

[@DareDRiver96]

Let's meet a friendly leviathan, and say hello.

[@barrettgamerboi2462]

Duh

[@BytesizeCookies]

A magical leoplurodon

[@moriahboring6789]

They want to ride a sea serpent , I think I don’t know you’d have to the kid

[@naiyelyayala3762]

“WHO REMEMBERS THE BOOK FAIR UP IN HERE” “dead silence” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaedenlyons]

*cricket sounds

[@slayingtobetheslay]

Frick, so I’m the lonely person in the silent room XD

[@GirlWhy31]

I do

[@Squished_Adamlmao]

I do

[@vermontmom4232]

Me! Gosh I feel old!

[@yagirlcheetos]

So I was watching one of your videos and my dad came into my room asking what I was watching. I told him “Alonzo Lerone” and he said “I love that guy, can I watch with you?” And I told him ya. And we’ve spent the last 4 hours just watching your videos Edit: holy shit that’s a lot of likes

[@ameenasworld9992]

That's Goals right there😊

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Aww daddy-daughter goals

[@zariahmcfadden1713]

Awww. That's nice 😊

[@619Lalalala]

Awwww! Cherish these moments.

[@yagirlcheetos]

Eva M ??? I mean I guess but you have to give him back

[@johnathancurry6993]

That Disney Princess comment though, got me laughing in tears.

[@jennamae313]

Sameeeeee Dudeeeeee 😂😂😂

[@artisticbaddie79]

I was on the floorr😂😂😂

[@costcofreezers]

they’re not wrong 😭😭

[@itgirl9641]

@@costcofreezers what about Tiana bruh

[@costcofreezers]

Sher Sherov i love tiana she’s a sweetheart but like most of them are white so

[@brandimullins8813]

"WHO REMEMBERS THE BOOK FAIR!?" Me: Yeah I do. I remember I was always too poor to buy anything. Fun times.... fun times...

[@TheCarnivoreSoprano]

Me 2. Could not get a thing

[@brandimullins8813]

@@TheCarnivoreSoprano I swear those things were meant to reward kids from well off families and punish the ones from poor families. If they really wanted kids to have books and read, they would have done a book drive or sponsorship or SOMETHING.

[@jamiecarver2865]

Brandi Mullins same

[@tasha3939]

Same I remember going to the book fair! I also remember being broke! Sometimes my mom would buy books for me and my bro.

[@acene9666]

How to ruin the book fair: read the ending of every book and spoil the book after the person buys it.

[@naejnaej6778]

So we gonna act like alonzo didn't just slip out the chair and almost got broke? 😂😂😂😂

[@azura1774]

Y'all out here paying like this nigga Netflix.😂😂

[@calebgibson1973]

Lol I'm pretty sure I saw him slip twice

[@naejnaej6778]

@@azura1774 Netflix: $11.58/month... Alonzo Channel: $1.99/month.... you: stfu

[@corilovespenguins]

He did it twice

[@calebgibson1973]

@@corilovespenguins I thought so lol

[@hunterclark9531]

"Impress me: Why? *Good. Always question the man* " SCHOOL OF ROCK REFERENCE

[@arandomuser9459]

Hunter Clark YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE! I laughed way to long at that one.

[@icameherejusttocomment550]

The film or musical?

[@hunterclark9531]

@@icameherejusttocomment550 film

[@Destroya7961]

I laughed out loud at that one and said coolest teacher ever where was this teacher when I needed them

[@nadiarstout518]

My favorite was: that apple is alone like you when your wife left! OMG I FELL OUT OF THE BED IN TEAR & LAUGHTER. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😁

[@andreamiller5139]

Savagggeeee kids🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😁

[@inklingsquid4688]

Same silly

[@nadiarstout518]

Joseph Walpole my head hurt from that fell but kept on laughing.

[@Fate263]

I couldn't even get myself off the floor after hearing that!! 🤣🤣🤣 I can only imagine how bad that blew his day.

[@chrisafton6819]

Yeah that was funny

[@so-bright-i-cant-see3856]

I love when Alonzo laughs so hard at his own jokes, he cant breathe...its how I know we're spirit animals

[@ni_06]

How he fell out the chair 😭😭😭😭 He said he wanted to ride a sea serpent btw I think.

[@Kysk1tty]

lmaoo

[@kadeemjohnson1523]

Yep definitely read that too😂😂😂

[@ni_06]

😭😭

[@caburkett123]

Hell it says sea serpent clear as day. Sometime Alonso is either being over dramatic or he is slow......or both

[@sinisterbtch1341]

Lmao

[@gurleengsl]

6:54 He is trying to say *ride a sea serpent*

[@tashinima1512]

how did he get head serpente????

[@gurleengsl]

Tashi Nima ikr

[@kopidoge8216]

@@tashinima1512 IKR!!!!!!

[@ryans3757]

Alonzo clearly doesn't have kids. A lot of times my sons wrote things that took me a minute to figure out what it said

[@dereka8968]

Ryan S he cant even say the pronunciation of a correctly spelled word.

[@Superwoman333]

When I was nine my class was taking a test I was stuck on this one question, and I put "I'm nine years old how do you expect me to know this stuff". Later in that day my teacher send me down to the office!!

[@shmolratkc6492]

Hi Hi good job

[@melissalawrence2124]

That reminds me of a bit on John Mulaney's The Comeback Kid album.

[@goofballcartoonist7848]

*sent add a comma too and GET A DICTIONARY!!

[@EbonynoIvory]

Every kid has tried to write their parent's signature lol

[@thebardisashieldmaiden1754]

Not true. I never did.

[@kennyious5587]

I tried and I had to face the wall

[@against_the_kitchen_floor]

I never did, actually- xD

[@aliciaacuna2948]

I did afew times

[@Trini0128]

My first time I was maybe 5, I wrote ‘mom’ instead of her name lol

[@moonangelfire9631]

He wants to ride a sea serpent, Alonzo. Basically he wants to ride the Loch Ness monster.

[@AngelWingsYT]

Surprised he didnt comment on the pic below XD

[@keeganhalliday1424]

How did he not get it??????

[@JaimeTravels]

I like that kid's goals.

[@anamorris9750]

😂😂😂😂

[@lucasbiermann257]

@@keeganhalliday1424 his brain is failing him for years now just look at 13:44 at his pronunciation of velociraptor.

[@thelegendsofinu]

Sea Serpent, Alonzo. He wants to Ride a Sea Serpent. :P

[@isaiahf-d846]

tell the man tell 'em

[@lannonthelocknessmonster6622]

I know right how can he not read that my 3 year old cousin can read it

[@tadimurombedzi7741]

Brock stargaming TBH it’s funny to watch the struggle

[@ke5876]

DeltaDogeGamingYT how the heck did he not get that

[@evelyn1798]

It’s all the dumbest fails, he can’t read it unless it’s majorly miss spelled.

[@beckyprebeck8787]

"I have so many shirts on, I feel like your mom". I'm dead😂😂😂

[@kceleste4140]

6:53 I think he was trying to say "i will ride a sea serpent"

[@connorhaley3645]

The Shipper yep that’s what I got

[@angel.2quik]

69

[@aloevera100gel7]

“Ride a sea serpent” omg how could you not read that 😂

[@rickanthony7081]

Yeah ikr

[@lpsoreoproductions444]

*Bald Headed Roach is now My new insult*

[@arandomuser9459]

Lps Oreo Productions Mind if I use it to?

[@User-im6ug]

I DIED "sirpentay" ITS "sir-pent" 😂😂😂

[@yayoisgoofy3457]

5:54 That's a well drawn Smurf and brain 😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@alonzo]

ohhhhhh a brain!! lmaoo it's even funnier now

[@yayoisgoofy3457]

@@alonzo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jojo_Ojo_14]

Kid writes: “unocorns” Alonzo Lerone: “Vasectomies?!?” Wtf? Did he try?

[@RAYRDWallace]

Melani Marston unicorns

[@Jojo_Ojo_14]

RAY3RD123 Wallace Correct 🍪

[@RAYRDWallace]

@@Jojo_Ojo_14 here goes ur microwaved hotdog 🌭

[@lulatheflower3574]

lol

[@ryangemellaro2856]

Kid:Potato!!🥔Alonzo:Get A Dictionary??🤔🧐Me:Oh My Goodness!!😇😏Everyone:Huh?🤓🤩

[@smsmysh]

We had a history test and there was a question: When was the Great Depression? My answer: my birthday- always

[@Nope-gj6jo]

Alonzo #2: "Is writ a word?" Alonzo Original: "GET A DICTIONARY!"

[@rainyfristoe7682]

Writ is an actual word.

[@natechenry]

I DON'T KNOW WHATS FUNNIER, THE VIDEO OR ALONZO'S laugh

[@Sadie-nr7zg]

Definitely his laugh

[@natechenry]

@DankWølf # because I'm too lazy to go back and and all caps it.

[@natechenry]

@DankWølf # I mean I thought the same after posting it but editing a KZbin comment is too much work

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

"Disney Princesses" - that was brilliant!

[@josephdery6996]

That bird be like..."toucan sam, I haven't heard that name in years" 😂😂

[@lindaloreign9346]

APRIL HAM LINCOLN?! 🤣🤣🤣 Omfg that is hilariously awesome

[@TheFangirlOtaku]

"The first president was Getty Images" *i snorted*

[@kiwirocky7971]

Yo yess I remember book fairs! Those were the days!

[@danielle1543]

Kiwi & Rocky I still have them

[@seawatersoul333]

@@danielle1543 luckyyyyyy ♡

[@WhiteFireTheDragon]

My little siblings still bring book orders home from time to time.

[@dayanar-l386]

danielle sameee

[@THEsnapcrakklepop]

Now I volunteer at my kid’s book fair. 🤣

[@ToothlessFan-dh4lr]

The answer with the apple and Jeremy saying "That apple is alone like you when your wife left!" and the teacher saying "That's highly inappropriate Jeremy. Please stay after class." That was so funny as if the teacher got badly roasted. LOL

[@Fate263]

"That apple is alone like you when your wife left!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣BRUUUUH!!!! That poor man!! Something tells me he hit the bottle hard that evening after that!

[@LumdilLumdilFan1]

Cow burps release methane which is a greenhouse gas, if only my science teacher could see me now 😄

[@kelseylee4966]

Isa the Memester omg same she would be very proud of me this year and may be she would not tell me to go sit in the hallway

[@kreena3058]

4:57 I think the kid drew the rainbow because of the spongebob "Imagination" meme or something

[@Kjf365]

That or this small child has a lot of gay pride.

[@goofballcartoonist7848]

that is a good point, i never thought of that. thank you

[@cjyavanian344]

“How many grasses did he have to mow”😂😂😂😂 10:52

[@NubianQueen_xo]

The book fair used to be LIT!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 I miss those days tbh 😩❤️❤️❤️😓🧡🧡

[@thejudgmentalcat]

Alonzo is sitting on an ejector seat...

[@lindsey9153]

Ejecto seato cuz

[@tyolvysori8219]

@@lindsey9153 seriously lindsey 😑😑 da fuck does that mean😑😂😂😑

[@lindsey9153]

@@tyolvysori8219 it's a line from 2 Fast 2 Furious.

[@alonzo]

STOPPPP

[@tyolvysori8219]

@@lindsey9153 Havent had time to see any of them to much going on at home so i didnt know 😂😂😂😂

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

Story time: When I was in first grade I didn't like my teacher at all so every single day I'd go to the bathroom, pretend to throw up, and got out. After about three weeks or so (as my tiny brain remembers it) my teacher and parents caught on and I couldn't use that anymore. Cut forward a week and I actually did throw up (in class, next to a group of girls) and my teacher as she was walking over went "(my name), I told you to stop pretending to- * sees the mess * OH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING."

[@millyrodriguez2065]

Sky'sTheLimit and that was the day karma got you back lmao 😂

[@shantaesweet634]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 These kids are crazy lmao "you aint teach this" Facts 😂😂

[@danielle1543]

Shantae Sweet relatable

[@masonh.224]

I love how his intro says get a dictionary when he cant pronounce half the things on student responses

[@rko32491]

@ 6:11 is unicorns....oh lord I hate I knew that....and I dont have kids and the book fair was lit af lol

[@rko32491]

@Korvus Ashend lol thank you.

[@danielle1543]

rko32491 we still have book fairs and you have to wait in line for like 30 minutes before you get your poster/friendship diary lmao

[@hoangkimviet8545]

1:49 He can't cantrol his brain I can't control my laugh :-0

[@CORPSEDESSERT]

Mood

[@garrettherring9150]

When I saw the bird with the glass my mind went to Margarita Ville 😂😂

[@thakiddciaraaa8502]

12:13 you’re supposed to add the 5 friends & then him to make 6 ppl.. each gets 6🤦🏽‍♀️😂

[@thedariuscolquittcompany]

NEW ALONZO!!! YEAH!!! Glad to be a Grammar Checker!

[@lukeedwards-sparsholtt1587]

👌👌👌

[@flowersandfloriography]

Hello! At 6:12 it is meant to say "unicorns"

[@gavrochethenardier957]

thx

[@sly369]

He doesn't have a dictionary

[@SocioBlackblood]

Logic in toddlers: Me: ok how old am I? My 2 year old sister: 2 Me: ok... And mommy? Her:4 Me: what about Dada? Her: 2 Me: okay how old are you? Her: 10!

[@williamtoccijr9579]

Devilish .....get a dictionary

[@random_things3332]

she is a GENUS #jimmynutron

[@infiniteblueskies7174]

Matt has 7 girlfriends cause he's on the Bachelor 😛. There actually was a Matt on the Bachelor. He was british.

[@aylalowman2845]

😂

[@stephanienoblet8503]

Omg that’s hilarious 😂

[@kikisdeliveryservice2750]

*grabs my snacks and pink lemonade and settles in* YESSSS I LOVE THESE

[@snappingpea]

Yeasbi?

[@kikisdeliveryservice2750]

@@snappingpea it was supposed to say ' YESSSS I LOVE THESE"

[@kikisdeliveryservice2750]

@@snappingpea 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snappingpea]

@@kikisdeliveryservice2750 I commented do you'd be able to edit it :3

[@kikisdeliveryservice2750]

@@snappingpea 🤣

[@angelanova9732]

Yes. You are the only one who had a whole class dedicated to pig-latin in school lol 😂

[@MarilynMonday]

How long could that possibly take to learn lol Otay onglay.

[@kyndelinduncan7683]

Marilyn Monday Itway oesday otnay aketay eryvay onglay.

[@defiantvoyager5986]

I’m Jewish, I can’t have anything to do with pigs or the way they talk 😜

[@mattgerrish908]

5:40 Space Herpes *I'm dead!!!* 😂😂😂😂

[@soupie53]

I keep replaying 12:03 and I still laugh every time lol 😂

[@kaisgames1617]

Shanna Nation if you play it back in slow mo on 0.25 it’s hilarious

[@addisonsullivan9087]

I was in tears at that moment🤣

[@BlackCatParanormalNY]

Two triangles and three rectangles = triangular prism *For future reference 😂

[@alonzo]

never heard that in my life!

[@MarilynMonday]

Whaaat?? No way! Wouldn't that be a pyramid, with a square?? Math hurts my cells.

[@angelxbunny]

we have the same name and the same comment. we must form an allegiance

[@BlackCatParanormalNY]

@@angelxbunny 😂😂😂 You have no idea how many times I've been called "Caroline" in my life 😂😂😂

[@maureenwetta1690]

“ How many ounces do we know Maureen had??” (11:36) I had a lot of ounces alright, don’t worry about it.

[@marianamonroyberry731]

Maureen Wetta I was just casually going through the comments and nearly choked on my drink when I read this bc I laughed so hard

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@jelise8886]

I’m reading the comments and I actually cried for 5 minutes reading this 😂😂😂💀

[@ZaiZaiBai]

When he asked “what I wanted to be when I grow up” a fire truck went by my house.

[@HyunsParamour]

To Alonzo: 12:25 You are about to get schooled by a 10 year old Bonnie was not greedy. The problem said 5 friends AND himself. That means that you have to add 5 and 1. Which is 6. Then you have to divide 36 by 6. Which is 6. So it’s not that Bonnie was greedy, she just did the math wrong

[@Mango.L]

Story time: When I was in the 3rd grade, I got in trouble for signing 22 signatures because I kept getting in trouble for talking back. I would have gotten away with it (cuz I was good at copying my dad's signature) but I couldn't find a pen for the last 13 so the teacher called my dad instead. Needless to say, I got my ass whooped that night.

[@josie310]

Man I’m in high school and still can’t even copy my parents signature but I never tried to copy their signature until the other day when I was bored lmao😂

[@ashleygray2254]

Mango L I tried to write a note to get myself out of PE. I obviously wrote it and I can’t sign for my mom. I still can’t copy my moms signature

[@gavrochethenardier957]

my mom's signature is doctor ninja combo fight so no one can copy that shit

[@kalim.7003]

I would've kept that pen on standby😁

[@Hi-xz5qk]

He was saying, “Before I am 100 years old I will ride a sea serpent.”

[@screwmuckduck8905]

Cara Bailey I was surprised he couldn’t read that

[@thewanderer3110]

I know, its like sometimes the answers in these video's arn't that absurd, its just Alonzo can't read and also misses on a lot of references in his own video's

[@tdmccoy1211]

@@thewanderer3110 that's what even makes it funnier?

[@crystalmike17]

12:11 "5 friends and himself" that's 6.

[@stefkarosa2432]

Exactly they tried to trick people with the question by saying 5 and himself. Because they wanted to trip you up and have you divide 36 by 5, when you would divide by 6 and get 6. So each kid gets 6, so no she doesnt get one more

[@bethanynairn6152]

7:54 I would have laughed so hard to the point where I can’t breath

[@auroraalverez5873]

The book fair was the best man 😂

[@chandrasmith9604]

I thought the bird with the glass was a blind bird asking for donations. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pepsidude2007]

"My bags are big My Fish's are red I have blue balls" Excellent poem 2019 👏👏

[@jackie1346]

Heathers blue...

[@hahahaimajoke2590]

I remember getting detention in 6th grade for laughing at my science teacher when he fell off of his stool at his podium. Basically what happened was we were going over pre-test questions and he went to get something from inside of his podium he had tilted the stool the wrong way and fell flat on his face on the floor. I tried so hard to contain my laughter but I failed. I laughed so loud and so hard he had sent me to the office with a note and they gave me detention. I have gotten other detentions for stupid things...but I think OVERALL this was the funniest detention I have ever gotten.

[@ashleywise3217]

2+3=7....that must be common core math lmao

[@aegis7225]

6:58 he wants to ride a sea serpent Alonzo you need to stop you are losing all your brain cells

[@KRLLXX]

Me: is playing sims and listening 1:50 Me: immediately looks over “That’s my name..”

[@emmarose4234]

Your name is BALD HEADED ROACH?!

[@KRLLXX]

Emma Rose no 💀

[@kpoplover2511]

When you realize Alonzo is now your favorite KZbinr: pizza rollsss

[@wollymolly15]

“How many grasses did he have to mow for that?!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@aryssamedors]

I love these types of videos there always here to make me laugh, Alonzo however slaughtered the word velociraptor.😂😂😂

[@paulb5143]

3 of these you did in previous Kids test videos lol. I laughed too hard on the defend your answer one 😂

[@alonzo]

thanks paul. thanks for calling me out. Your green dictionary made me a little lenient with my response lol

[@paulb5143]

I’m surprised you didn’t say “I thought you were dead” 😂

[@DD-oi3vh]

Omg- I totally thought 6:02 the kid was trying to write bed serpent to go along with that drawing, til I saw another comment saying "sea serpent". Guess it shows sometimes "adults" minds default to immature mode, quicker than kids' minds 😂

[@Wyattbodenheimerofficial]

5:07 was perfect sync😭😭😭😭

[@kiara3231]

Every video you do you get hurt or fall One like = one prayer he doesn’t fall in the rest of the videos 💀

[@aprilhaley5566]

Hello

[@thedariuscolquittcompany]

In RE: Pig Latin.... I remember it being in a text book... but we NEVER had a whole class for it. lol

[@Alcnaurewen]

i never even had the book. i have no idea how pig latin works.

[@jamiloy2262]

I love how you laugh at the things that you read and the things that you say when you react to them. You have the most amazing personality Alonzo! Thank you for always brightening up my day with your videos.💘🙋‍♀️

[@starhazer4513]

I Guess This One Will Make Some Gamers Happy :) Q:Is Gold Durable? A:No Q:Why Yes Or No?? A:Because Minecraft Said That Gold Is Not Durable Since Gold Tools Only Can Have Hits Of 36 Or Something

[@arandomuser9459]

Cozmic Starhazer That looks like something I’d put as answer tbh. I’m a Minecraft nerd. 😂

[@DarthVader-pl5ts]

Your teacher took your phone? Mine took my legs.

[@gonk1244]

an arm and two legs

[@DoctorWhoKage]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VampirePrincess214]

An arm, leg and brother

[@miriamgarcia-pj4sw]

I was so confused untill I read your username

[@dragoneye025g6]

Alonzo Lerone “ I haven’t did this” Me “ wtf “

[@JoyBoy0606]

"Name something that's almost always white" My answer: cops

[@sammylove77andrew]

Love your videos so much needed a good laugh today thank u

[@Glo.07]

5:48 wooo I thought that smurf was someTHING else and that,that brain was also something else

[@daijiam.9575]

Im pregnant u should make the "pregnate" shirt for pregnant ladies 🤧

[@sleepychameleon6871]

Yip that he must does

[@toulaa.al28]

11:10 I'm in high school and I still don't know how to solve that shit

[@Hoshi10_10]

He was trying to say “Sea Serpent”😂😂😂😂 Your very much welcome 🙏

[@newyorkyankees81]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

[@maddieemslie8718]

someone please make a compilation video of alonzo falling.

[@alonzo]

NO!

[@7eather]

@@alonzo I clicked "see more" hoping for an "I got you, fam," and a link. But no, it was just Alonzo saying No! 😅😭👋

[@maddieemslie8718]

7eather me too😔

[@maddieemslie8718]

Alonzo Lerone then i’ll make it myself!

[@tdmccoy1211]

@@maddieemslie8718 plz Maddie!

[@3raccoonsinanoversizedswea412]

Q) what figure has 2 triangular faces and 3 rectangular faces? A) triangular prism

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

I'm gonna smoke weed everytime I see a furfag gacha life profile picture

[@michellemccloy823]

Some of these kids have such savage attitudes! Especially the kid who told his teacher he was alone after his wife left him! "OHHHHHHHH!" Is my thought exactly! Can we not talk about the awesome drawing of "This cool bird?"

[@Mowuniverse]

Matt got a different girl everyday then he takes a week off

[@Dakarai_Knight]

Mind Of Will wouldn’t that mean he has 23 or 24 girlfriends depending on the month. (21 in February) Or is this not based on a monthly cycle

[@toxicpocky7493]

Damn.. I haven't heard someone bring up pig Latin since I was a kid! Still remember it though!

[@ianivie8175]

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[@dayshadominguez2005]

Him speaking about the incident, me just noticing the nice hand writing 8:20

[@pamelaj3214]

"You ain't teach this." 🤣🤣 Man, I swear that's too relatable!

[@mickie0833]

Alonzo: Why would Matt have 20 girlfriends to begin with?! Me: because Matt’s a player. Duh!

[@mirandac.4708]

did he really just pronounce velociraptor like that JDJDJDJS

[@LunaHarp91]

Kids these days. Expose em, Alonzo!

[@chrissfinn2011]

Luna Harp you sound like a 64 year old mother trying to sound cool lol “Expose em, Alonzo!”

[@projects.dymondb9766]

Kid:i want to ride a sea serpent. Alonzo:pls tell me what he just said. Me what the hell is this kid high this dude high

[@rachelsavaya5545]

@7:00 Sea Serpent 😂😂😂 the kid wrote a backwards letter "a"

[@timmyturner3227]

When I was in kindergarten I had my first homework assignment and when it said date I thought it meant my moms date so I put her boyfriends name🤣🤣

[@MaliMals]

Timmy Turner 😂😂

[@millyrodriguez2065]

lmaoo💀😂

[@alexx__xxela]

Me as a child trying to be a smartass lol

[@zenmeister451]

'Answer' - surrounded by barbed wire... Machine gun nest..."Sarge I don't know how much longer we can hold them!" LOVE IT! That's classic stuff... I'd give him an 'A' just for his creativity.