the teacher that said “that’s why you both failed” had me ROLLINGGGGGGG
@DivineOne325 жыл бұрын
nah frrr 😭 .
@nylaaaa88264 жыл бұрын
Frrr 🤣🤣🤣
@calliejobe2919 Жыл бұрын
I am. 😊
@pjones042421 күн бұрын
That teacher is FED up!!
@alonzo5 жыл бұрын
our favorite kids are back!! I felt like it's been so long
@frankbello93775 жыл бұрын
I know lol
@thomashenderson69955 жыл бұрын
Second reply
@MsDutchess3365 жыл бұрын
Lol, right!
@jenjay80035 жыл бұрын
👋 hi!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Cassxowary5 жыл бұрын
Alonzo Lerone *MOST OF THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY FAKE (MADE BY ADULTS TRYING TO IMITATE CHILD HANDWRITING) BUT STILL FUNNY!*
@rose_21395 жыл бұрын
"Why does a kid have an iPhone??" Dude, if the kid had everything they listed, I'd be more concerned about why they had a wife 😂😂
@kathrynblair88453 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who has five kids and they even bought their newborn an iPhone which makes no sense
@kinzey83 жыл бұрын
They be probably talking bout that time when they proposed to a girl with a ring pop
@Notiravgsarah2 жыл бұрын
@@kathrynblair8845 daduq why
@trainion9626 Жыл бұрын
He lives in Harry Potter land
@kellyberry Жыл бұрын
The kid has an Iphone because his rich parents need to call him every 5 minutes to tell them they just made 10 million dollars
@briw93185 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Draw something orange Kid: *draws Donald Trump* Lmaooo. That made me giggle harder than I intended too 😂😂😂
@RALDSr5 жыл бұрын
Best. Comment. Ever
@AnonymousDragonWolf4 жыл бұрын
I like to say we haven't had a white president in 3 terms: Obama twice, then Trump. Them's Halloween colors.
@jaedenlyons4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump wants to know your location
@ViktorScberg4 жыл бұрын
And yet people still call him white supremacist ! He's orange supremacist !!
@Nicky_NickGaming4 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong though. Donald Trump’s face is orange, at some points in time I think his face is more orange than an actual orange. Like seriously Trump tone down on the orange. And go back to your original year you time travelling idiot.
@Auntie_Asha5 жыл бұрын
“I think he would mate with a pug…if he still had his balls”💀💀
@Lady-Mara5 жыл бұрын
I was reading this comment when he said that part 🤣
@Iziieerose-5 жыл бұрын
4:10 😂
@asaanapapi71705 жыл бұрын
I fucking died😂💀
@Just-A-Gamer15245 жыл бұрын
Just call poor Kash out like that 😭💀
@future37735 жыл бұрын
He ain’t have to call him out like that 💀😂
@ayvuhsnyy4 жыл бұрын
8:50 “I..I said it the way I read it.” - Alonzo I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT IDK WHY
@IsleofJaya5 жыл бұрын
Cash: My owner is being weird and yelling at himself again.
@leithymoon5 жыл бұрын
Thats my dogs when i play video games 😂
@Lolokaythenlmao5 жыл бұрын
*Kash
@Savikelle5 жыл бұрын
*Kash
@adriannamarie01_5 жыл бұрын
Probably what Kash was thinking to himself. 😂🤣
@LeLu-5554 жыл бұрын
Lmao! Hell no... Kash is used to that shit by now... He just don't pay him no mind and if he does it's a "what do you want now human? Can't you see I'm busy? ( Proceeds back whatever the hell he wants to do...) 😂😂😂😂😂
@runasvlogs5 жыл бұрын
“i think cash would mate with a pug…” “…if he still had his balls”
@CatrionaCharles5 жыл бұрын
psycho’s world I think Kash reeeally hates him now 😂
@SonictheBlueStreak5 жыл бұрын
psycho’s world That might explain Kash’s attitude with Alonzo. Hahaha.
@alicewilloughby43185 жыл бұрын
@@CatrionaCharles, That's an interesting point. How much does a dog (or cat) understand about having been altered or spayed? And do they make the connection that their humans had it done?
@nani_sullivan5 жыл бұрын
That took me out
@alonzo5 жыл бұрын
Still true !
@isadebs92884 жыл бұрын
"you guys as parents need to get your kids in more trouble so I can get the detention slips" LMFAO Teacher writing the exam question: "write five letters you can spell" lil 4 year old kid *literally writes the same thing and get two extra points*
@TheeKhonshu5 жыл бұрын
“I think Cash would mate with a pug” “.... if he still had his balls” Me:he damn roasted this poor dog
@heyitsbrianna1365 жыл бұрын
Katsuki Bakugou Alonzo knows wrong for that. Saying cash’s business out there like that 😂😭😭
@ashleycornell49935 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@cicero38955 жыл бұрын
*Kash
@Savikelle5 жыл бұрын
*Kash
@Cixteenyne5 жыл бұрын
"boys can't be princesses" *me with a gay science teacher that sings let it go when he's busy*
@jaynebugs5 жыл бұрын
I don't even know your gay science teacher and I already love him from that description!
@kaili63965 жыл бұрын
I have a gay English/tech teacher that sings let it go and chandelier when he bore and like when I first had him as my teacher I didn’t know who he was until I was being an idiot and he’s like “if you don’t do the work ill call ya sister right now in front of the class” and it was at that moment I knew I done fucked up I thought he was just some teacher turns out he’s real good friends with my sister and has known me since I was a kid so love that
@sarliciabish89355 жыл бұрын
I-
@Raven-pn2mg5 жыл бұрын
🌈👏👏🌈 yesssssssss
@jessicaconner12425 жыл бұрын
【MysticFalls】 boys can’t be princesses it’s just wrong
@alexanderknott90394 жыл бұрын
Teacher: boys can’t be princesses Alonzo: so you have chosen... death
@melissahoward80385 жыл бұрын
Kash is in the background plotting his owners demise after that “if he still had his balls.” comment XD
@Cassxowary4 жыл бұрын
Milly Howard human parent you mean (: he’s family not a slave or property to be owned(:
@jordandino4172 жыл бұрын
I’m wandering if Kash got castrated before? :/
@naturebae9155 жыл бұрын
They not getting in trouble because it’s too close to Christmas 😂😂
@theradsports44895 жыл бұрын
Shes Omnipotent 😂
@kyraspatafore21045 жыл бұрын
Agree
@ramens.5 жыл бұрын
Shes Omnipotent I don't think Santa can get them out of trouble 😂😂😂
@kayla63195 жыл бұрын
You would be surprised
@madisonfranklin925 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL
@horselings10674 жыл бұрын
6:14 It's Pronounced: H of X is equal to negative 2 x cubed plus negative 3 x squared plus 4 x minus 2, where x is 6. h(x)=(-2x^3)+(-3x^2)+(4x)+(-2); where x=6 h(x)=(((-2)(6))^3)+(((-3)(6))^2)+((4)(6))+(-2) h(x)=((-12)^3)+((-18)^2)+(24)+(-2) h(x)=(-1728)+(324)+(22) h(x)=-1382 [or] y=-1382 x=6 y=-1382
@sis233444 жыл бұрын
Y= -518
@gozzilla1774 жыл бұрын
Yeah Y=-518 you () are in the wrong places and it didn't end in +(-2) it should read like -2(6³)-3(6²)+4(6)-2
@LB-wp2ep4 жыл бұрын
Okay I got -566 or -518 If you use the acronym PEMDAS (parentheses exponents multiply divide add subtract) wouldnt addition go first? Or maybe once you get to that section you just do the equation left to right.... 🤔
@@LB-wp2ep Yes and no PEMDAS is more like P-E-MD-AS as multiplication and division have the same priorities, same with addition and subtraction. So they can be done in order at that point. I can post a 2nd comment with the work xD
@raehill8475 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: see me colon Everybody else: semi-colon
@khaotictrash5 жыл бұрын
everyone else: semi truck me when I was a kid: se-my truck
@terminatorztc63915 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: Mitten Ppl in Michigan: Mittn
@123KristenB5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@egyptiandaughter28185 жыл бұрын
@@terminatorztc6391 I'm a Michiganian and that is so true.....hehehe
@terminatorztc63915 жыл бұрын
@@egyptiandaughter2818 Heyo fellow Michiganian
@cryss.58945 жыл бұрын
That salsa one litterally had my veins in my neck bulging I was laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂That one hit me a certain way for some reason.
@andreachard2764 жыл бұрын
Yeah, felt that one in the stomach muscles.
@banesmanus4 жыл бұрын
I felt my stomach turn inside out
@kathryneb95553 жыл бұрын
That was funny! I had to look twice because it looked like salsa to me at first glance!
@kristinw26005 жыл бұрын
I love how Alonzo gets all upset at the thought of an elementary school kid having an iPhone, but he was totally cool with them having a wife to not lend!
@lauraelizabeth22745 жыл бұрын
This man's presence and laughter tickles me and warms my soul like no other... Like I dare you to keep a straight face while he loses it.
@justamom71445 жыл бұрын
Ikr! Me too! If I am feeling down I can just turn him on and laugh my a** off! 😂😂
@LeLu-5554 жыл бұрын
Same
@latoyawilson9625 жыл бұрын
i love how you’re always engaging with kash while he doesn’t even acknowledge your presence. i feel like one day, he’s going to show you his true self and devour you😂😂😂 I really love how unbothered your dog is.
@alonzo5 жыл бұрын
Latoya Wilson I’m sure he bites me in my sleep
@SootyDreams5 жыл бұрын
@@alonzo probably. Or he's barking at a leaf (to reference one of your earlier videos)
@lordvader11785 жыл бұрын
The fact that the teacher marked an opinion based question wrong is bad enough. Then he/she went out of their way to belittle Matt's desire. Props to you Matt! Be the prettiest princess you want!
@Feel-likeCinderella_5 жыл бұрын
Everytime Alonzo says" I be fighting for these kids", he sounds like that one lady at church
@kristanw3855 жыл бұрын
"If he still had his balls" Almost took me to the king 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GoodGollyMissMolly7634 жыл бұрын
8:31. "Boys can't be a princess Matt"... EXCUUUUUSE ME!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Cjaiih5 жыл бұрын
Do the top “I’mma tell my kids this is” memes
@kennedy42575 жыл бұрын
Cjaiih No that’s so annoying it’s not funny
@Cjaiih5 жыл бұрын
Baby Crafter Kennedy lol he made the video anyways🤷♂️
@evelynmorrison64285 жыл бұрын
I can’t help but laugh every time Alonzo laughs. 😂 It kills me every time.
@tbone55a345 жыл бұрын
9:48 Says it’s crazy for a kid to have an iPhone. A wife is fine though
@cutiepiedeysi4 жыл бұрын
I was looking to see if someone noticed that. It had me dead 💀 💀 💀
@annamcfadden54855 жыл бұрын
My son graduated in 2019 and the stop teaching cursive a week after they started teaching him in 3rd grade
@hannahwilliams56815 жыл бұрын
i mean i honestly feel like learning cursive was pointless for me anyway. my handwriting's barely legible when i write "normal." Which is ironic because I write pretty well, but I just don't have the best handwriting.
@insanecrazy24875 жыл бұрын
I learned it in 1st grade. It helps sometimes
@MorganB1015 жыл бұрын
And In the place of learning cursive we got the sol
@josalyn37835 жыл бұрын
I also graduated in 2019 and we started in 4th grade and we also stopped a week after 😐
@alyssahaddon29675 жыл бұрын
I'm still in high school and I learned cursive in 3rd grade and we did it for awhile. I still use it all the time too lol
@bizzyevans79085 жыл бұрын
i thought it was salsa too until you read the comment i bet i’m not the only one
@Fister_of_Muppets5 жыл бұрын
Corey Taylor voice: "I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE"
@jaythebluegamer59225 жыл бұрын
@Bizzy Evans Not gonna lie, I thought it said salsa, too, but then I figured that had to be wrong so I looked at it again and straight up thought it was 59159! That made less sense to me than *salsa* ! 😂
@jessicajp82jp5 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought that too
@nancypeteja65605 жыл бұрын
I saw " salsa" too!! Great minds think alike!! JS.
@CSP-qp2eo4 жыл бұрын
I'm quite new and for a while when he was talking to cash I thought he was talking that the plant 😂😅
@xodess29255 жыл бұрын
“GO ANSWER GO”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leannefisher14594 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@kiaracumby77145 жыл бұрын
I died when you said “I think Kash would mate with a pug....if he still had his balls” 😂😂
@Opticrex-dq2ut4 жыл бұрын
I love how he says Aggressive Writing, I couldn't stop laughing 7:19
@zbrown12085 жыл бұрын
Alonzo: “H multiplied by X” Me: “ i-it’s H of x”
@SonictheBlueStreak5 жыл бұрын
Da Crybaby Right?
@alyssapodguski5 жыл бұрын
He obviously forgot algebra 😂
@lily-gz9lu5 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@nayawaters5 жыл бұрын
The one where I literally tells you that x=6 and he didn’t know how to works it killed me. Just plug in 6 where you see x and do the math 🤦🏾♀️
@Atlazuko5 жыл бұрын
i think the answer is -518
@thornemacy5 жыл бұрын
“Boys can’t be princesses” “EXCUUUUUSEE ME” 😂😂😂
@TheGoldenDunsparce5 жыл бұрын
Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, Princess!!
@jacoblesley60295 жыл бұрын
Well it's true. I Apluade that teacher.
@jenniferjohnson72775 жыл бұрын
@@jacoblesley6029 You're going to have a hard time at life with that closed minded perspective.
@jacoblesley60295 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Johnson It's not close minded if it's Biblically correct
@jenniferjohnson72775 жыл бұрын
@@jacoblesley6029 Can you tell me where in your bible it states anything about Halloween costumes?
@eboniimani1584 жыл бұрын
8:31 I FELL TF OUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂"ExCuSe Me??!?!!?" LMFAOOO
@ejprojects17485 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Boys can’t be princesses!i!i!1!1!1 Me and my trans Friend: *Exsqueese me*
@megandunnett79004 жыл бұрын
Teacher obviously hasn’t seen Disney Dudes or Broadway backwards😜
@eamoncauller11923 жыл бұрын
Teacher is definitely a TERF
@cin_9115 жыл бұрын
I seriously didn't expect to see BTS in this lmao🤣 wish I could meet that kid
@ninaevans55344 жыл бұрын
Same I didn’t expect it either but I love BTS so I went with it😂
@cin_9114 жыл бұрын
@@ninaevans5534 hahah hi there fellow army😂💜 im also surprised to see you here on alonzo's channel
@ninaevans55344 жыл бұрын
cin hello to you too👋😂💜
@shantel85784 жыл бұрын
Me too
@urgirladaline4 жыл бұрын
same! bts is the answer for everything
@lcoq193 жыл бұрын
3:35- the purest, most joyful laugh so sincere you can't help but laugh with him! 🤣🤣
@niyahreeves88785 жыл бұрын
Me: *A Huge Math nerd* Alonzo: H multiplied by x . . Me: I-its h of x (Also the answer is h(x) = -518)
@nicholasdamon96775 жыл бұрын
Niyah Reeves yessss I can here to check my work!
@jamies30175 жыл бұрын
I totally didnt get that lol. I got 346 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@giannanicole1735 жыл бұрын
Jamie Sprague h(x)= -2(6)cubed-3(6)squared+4(6)-2 -2(216)-3(36)+24-2 -432-108+22=518 Edit: -518 is what I meant said it in my own comment for proof lol oops
@jennicoliukos28515 жыл бұрын
I applaud all of you!! I'm the WORST at math!!😭
@Cody_the_William5 жыл бұрын
Should have scrolled farther before posting my comment
@queenstargirl5 жыл бұрын
If Matt wants to be a princess LET HIM BE A PRINCESS OR IM FIGHTING EVERYBODY PERIODT
@faithharris71735 жыл бұрын
IM WITH YOOOU
@slug89135 жыл бұрын
Yes
@caitlinqueen96085 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@alyssas54344 жыл бұрын
Im so in to help fight anyone who says men cant be a princess!!! Matt can be whatever he wants 🏳️🌈
@jayplayz84804 жыл бұрын
10:21 None: Army: Armmmy!!~~ where u at? Me: right here bihh Army:💜 Me:💜✌️
@vantilover81804 жыл бұрын
Hi fellow army who Your bias
@jayplayz84804 жыл бұрын
Vanti lover Yoongi😸💜
@Lina-zs3ji4 жыл бұрын
right here sis💜✌
@harmonynoelani19654 жыл бұрын
Here sis
@MusicMagic194 жыл бұрын
Yoongi stan in the house!!!!
@AyeItzEmily-ui1hj5 жыл бұрын
😂 A kid at my school got himself locked in handcuffs then got detintion but it was the funniest thing....his dad is the principal too
@Liverpoollassie5 жыл бұрын
A kid at my school jumped from the stairs and landed on his face he got detention
@AyeItzEmily-ui1hj5 жыл бұрын
@@Liverpoollassie 😂 wow is he ok?
@candaceurquhart5 жыл бұрын
@@Liverpoollassie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@candaceurquhart5 жыл бұрын
Parenting at its finest 👌
@nashii91895 жыл бұрын
I like how he got mad at the teacher writing "boys can't be a princess." Even I was mad at that.
@nannymcnanny55235 жыл бұрын
They can't. A male "princess" is a prince
@_stupidbro5 жыл бұрын
@@nannymcnanny5523 Shh... Don't ruin their dreams lol
@stephaniegibson93645 жыл бұрын
cash just in the back like "what is wrong with this man, he talk to himself everyday"😂
@rockbeauty34395 жыл бұрын
Kash: Where are my testicles, Alonzo? *He asks while standing over his owner's bed*
@rae-raetheturtledemon.5 жыл бұрын
Kash: "Where are my testicles Alonzo? They were removed. Where have they gone?"
@DoctorWhoKage5 жыл бұрын
Kash be lookin' like the Horned King up in here wit' them souless eyes.
@lexihoops215 жыл бұрын
Bruh “Do not call me Kash. Kash was my slave name. You will call me snowball because my fur is white.”
@xxshady_ladyxx5 жыл бұрын
6:10 "See me colon" 😂 no thanks Alonzo
@williamchaffin4 жыл бұрын
i never liked seeing other people's colon and i dont plan on starting it right now...but if it is my own colon then i wanna see it
@AfricanBraidsOfGlory3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@piscestheaquamarinedragon10885 жыл бұрын
For the math question. X = 6. So you plug in the six. Now you multiply it by the number next to it, not the power yet. Once that's done then you do the power. That's when you multiple the bottom number however many times the power tells you to. So -2X cubed ( or 2X to the third power) would go as follows= -2(6) cubed to -12 cubed. So the first part then becomes -12 times -12 times -12 = -1,728. -3(6) squared (power of two) would become -18 times -18 = 324. So now full equation is -1,728 + 324 + 24 - 2. Now solve, making it -1,382. If I remember the math correctly, it's been a while
@clevanter_roki5 жыл бұрын
I see absolutely nothing wrong with that boy wanting to be a princess. That poor boy, I feel bad. If he wanted to be a princess, then he can. It shouldn’t make a difference. Let the kid have fun. Some people are just too judgmental.
@candicecart97865 жыл бұрын
I agree- It’s ridiculous- it’s just a Halloween costume lol... let them be whoever they want to be.. it’s about fun! ... I mean can a person be an animal/genie/etc IRL? And how many girls actually become princesses IRL? Not many these days
@TheDarkCeratosaurus5 жыл бұрын
@@candicecart9786 Next year I will be Pennywise for Halloween
@mrcreepersubscribe53854 жыл бұрын
He can be a prince
@eylulkaner88024 жыл бұрын
@@mrcreepersubscribe5385 but he can also be a princess 🤷♀️
@tamaranisevic32684 жыл бұрын
i have spotted a stay 👀
@95toutie5 жыл бұрын
In elementary school, I drew spongebob as a response once cuz I was over the assignment 😂
@michaelmeiner30705 жыл бұрын
I'm in highschool and I have drawn Homer Simpson as an awnser
@95toutie5 жыл бұрын
Michael Meiner haha that’s amazing 😂
@thelonewolf74435 жыл бұрын
Answer*
@arandomuser94595 жыл бұрын
I’m so doing this. Don’t understand the question? The answer is spongebob.
@josephbalan83845 жыл бұрын
So the teacher gave him an F because he was feminine, PRIDE RIGHTS
@rossiethomas3 жыл бұрын
Reality CHECK .... he can’t
@lisonfsl45463 жыл бұрын
Fr I got soooooo mad I was like "By any chance do you have their adress ? 👀 I just wanna talk... 💀🙄"
@madalice51343 жыл бұрын
@@rossiethomas Reality check, no one gives a shit about your bronze age opinion on gender norms, which are just bs societal constructs that any enlightened person will dismiss.
@gavin.c58312 жыл бұрын
Gay
@SootyDreams5 жыл бұрын
That first kid is gonna win at life
@jaynebugs5 жыл бұрын
8:31 I literally had the same reaction to, "Boys can't be a princess, Matt." You get points for sticking up for these kids!
@andrewchurch4525 жыл бұрын
jaynebugs I agree. In fact I’d choose you as my dress designer.
@jaynebugs5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewchurch452 Thanks!
@Shannessa4 жыл бұрын
8:31 That little boy: Time to go trans and prove that teacher wrong
@eej1983able3 жыл бұрын
Amen lol that's a horrible grade for no reason
@Metalpipeandcarrots5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, that “eXcUsE mE?” at 8:31 had me laughing hard! 🤣
@SimsAllAround3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT LOL
@ObadiahQRex2 ай бұрын
@@SimsAllAround That's true though. Boys are princes and girls are princesses
@wickedrella.43785 жыл бұрын
If Kylo Ren is a Disney princess, that boy can be a Disney princess. 💜
@mostar12195 жыл бұрын
Kellie Uphoff I think there was a brief moment in "Johnny Test" where a dude was a princess. We need more moments like that
@lelic295 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 I luv me some Kylo Ren
@SantiagoRevecoLepeReborn4 жыл бұрын
7:24 𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆
@jamespangilinan75815 жыл бұрын
how’re you gonna get a 59/59 but not tell the difference between “salsa” and 59/59
@rockbeauty34395 жыл бұрын
The difference is, some people write they just learned how to. Honestly, same
@Adplusamequalsadam5 жыл бұрын
It looked like salsa to me.
@arandomuser94595 жыл бұрын
I thought it was salsa.
@skootergirl225 жыл бұрын
Its the teachers hand writing
@asia16145 жыл бұрын
I saw salsa
@keys66735 жыл бұрын
Just in time , youtube was getting boring
@itheivoidi91515 жыл бұрын
Like yo mama
@pearl4695 жыл бұрын
@@itheivoidi9151 Joe mama
@themeadowsharry5 жыл бұрын
I haven't been on KZbin for about a month lol
@eva.17495 жыл бұрын
meadowsharry what do u do lmao
@chqrlottek40505 жыл бұрын
Ngl. It was getting boring.
@aliannaribadeneira17954 жыл бұрын
IM SO TRIGGERED AT THE TEACHER WHO GRADED THE PRINCESS QUESTION I LEGIT SCREAMED AT MY PHONE
@princesstoadstool55113 жыл бұрын
The teacher isn't wrong though
@harpsechord17553 жыл бұрын
@@princesstoadstool5511 No, the teacher is definitely wrong by holding up societal standards that were set by men centuries, if not millennia ago; if girls can be anything they want to be, boys can too. If my future son wants to be a full on princess loaded out with palaces and castles and everything that being a princess comes with, you bet I'm gonna be right there with him and support him, because that's a decision that hurts literally no one (unless there is a widespread phobia regarding royalty that I haven't heard about before).
@TimberlakeTigerGirl3 жыл бұрын
@@harpsechord1755 Did you just automatically slap a gender title to your future child? What if your child wants to be gender neutral? YOU TRANSPHOBE! And did you dare to assume you may only have a boy child and not a girl child? HOW SEXIST OF YOU! GIRLS ARE JUST AS PRECIOUS AS BOYS ARE!
@harpsechord17553 жыл бұрын
@@TimberlakeTigerGirl I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or if this is a straight up attack. If it's sarcasm, awesome response. If it's a straight up attack, I'm pretty sure you misread or completely misunderstood the intent of my comment, which was in agreement with the others.
@TimberlakeTigerGirl3 жыл бұрын
@@harpsechord1755 It was sarcasm. However, there are people who actually think like that. Much like far right extremism, there are extremist left wingers out there.
@Sakiko235 жыл бұрын
It really does look like 'salsa', though. I understand the misunderstanding as some teachers have very sloppy writing. That's just one example of that, but I've seen worse.
@SUGAs_Shadow853 жыл бұрын
I saw salsa, too! I was like "man...that teacher seriously thinks they are a doctor or something". Supposed to write legibly lol
@SonictheBlueStreak5 жыл бұрын
Um, Alonzo, what the blazes is a “see-me-colon”? You make it sound like the colon is staring at me!
@obeyedleaf75485 жыл бұрын
it is. you just cant *see it*
@lordodysseus5 жыл бұрын
Eye of the butthole.
@mytry4realz295 жыл бұрын
I was laughing when I heard that 😂😂😂. Alonzo so cute!
@bigbearmerriott90565 жыл бұрын
ROFL IRL.
@narilee77765 жыл бұрын
I case your question is "What is a semi colon", it's basically this " ; ". It's a dot above a comma.
@emmagbates4 жыл бұрын
I honestly can’t wait for Damon to get a detention slip for pushing Billy on the monkey bars now 😂😂😂
@Saltteedd5 жыл бұрын
is no one gonna talk about how he said “see me colon” as semi colon
@marikak11475 жыл бұрын
10:20 Literally me in every class😂
@aoifemclaughlin19555 жыл бұрын
Who else didn't notice the dog till he zoomed in on him
@sachikatt795 жыл бұрын
The kid that drew Donald Trump better had gotten that one marked correct.
@foxeybunddle31705 жыл бұрын
Missy Price:yeah he should get that correct
@adonian5 жыл бұрын
With bonus points 😂 for the hair
@trix788sm5 жыл бұрын
Missy Price and like some extra points up in there too
@ImMissCaroline5 жыл бұрын
Seriously, that one was so accurate. Haha! 😂😂😂
@Maybeitsleee5 жыл бұрын
6:00 "h multiply by the x" lol noo he already got it wrong it's the function h of x lmao
@brandonswain89924 жыл бұрын
Or to make it even simpler you could just say y=
@tamaralikecamera4 жыл бұрын
Also cubed and squared instead of to the 3rd and 2nd power.
@Audreyandfriends Жыл бұрын
“That says 59/59 not salsa” I can’t breath😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀
@devanshijoshi24215 жыл бұрын
10:00 "Y does a kid have an iPhone?" Me: Y does a kid have a wife😐
@princezs19075 жыл бұрын
ALL in favor of finding princess matts teacher and having a chat say I
@Alleyhellcat4Ever5 жыл бұрын
🙋♀️ I Volunteer! 😂
@leithymoon5 жыл бұрын
I 🖐
@KKTanaa5 жыл бұрын
Well the teacher is right. Look up the definition of princess.
@mxrie065 жыл бұрын
IIIIIIII
@nolanmead23965 жыл бұрын
I.
@lilmochi13803 жыл бұрын
I was shock and happy at the same time when he said "BTS DNA"
@Rockbison_sp3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@bunniebabyidol085 жыл бұрын
2:10 True story: My adoptive mom had given me a check to give to my dance studio when I was in middle school one day cause I had dance class that night. I was always jealous of the kids that got cool junk food and I decided to cross out the name of the dance studio and put the name of my middle school instead and THEY BOUGHT IT!!!!!! The check was around $65 but then I got in so much trouble later when my adoptive mom was notified somehow and got in trouble but it was SOOOOOO worth it to feel like a cool kid eating A La Carte while wearing a Bobby Jack shirt! (Every girl wore one in my middle school)
@harukaakabane5215 жыл бұрын
Damn!!! That kid who draws BTS knows the music test. I want to give him/her a straight A+.
@notnathancodm5 жыл бұрын
Haruka Akabane Hi A.R.M.Y
@W_INN5 жыл бұрын
@@CindyMDiaz-cr2lo I agree man......and some of the army is like too extra and yoo much and get offended easily....and bts is the reason I dont talk to my friends anymore.....ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS BTS....like "ooo jemin(or whatever his name is) is so hot..and plus they say jungkok is the most handsome when they all look the f*cling same except for rm(?)...and bts is really dramatic but not as dramatic as the army
@W_INN5 жыл бұрын
@@notnathancodm lemme just tell you....bts sucks so freaking much and army is too dramatic
@notnathancodm5 жыл бұрын
GalaxyGacha _Tuber It’s just them stupid... not my fault🙄🙄🙄
@crackaddictbitch69975 жыл бұрын
GalaxyGacha _Tuber u sound like u know a lot about them and trying to sound like u don’t to be edgy lol but anyways i don’t care if u don’t like then or not but just don’t be rude about it
@lizabeth.grac33 жыл бұрын
6:40 Because you asked for it... h(x)=-2(6)^3-3(6)^2+4(6)-2 =-2(216)-3(36)+24-2 =-432-108+22 =-540+22 =-518 if that tells you what kind of student I am....lol
@JoyBoy06062 жыл бұрын
That's what I got too
@garnetpoochyena8245 жыл бұрын
Real question-why does math have to feel like we trying to crack the code to time and space?
@toriparrotti44925 жыл бұрын
Garnet Poochyena because in some cases, we are...
@ashmeeta28265 жыл бұрын
Because that’s the end goal
@arandomuser94595 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect way to describe math. Ima ask my friend this.
@garnetpoochyena8245 жыл бұрын
Ashy Bashy lol if this is the end goal then by 2022 we better have time machines built for vacation usage 😸
@LassoOfTruth5 жыл бұрын
Because we're all making an intership to work with a Time Lord.
@dianynieves95135 жыл бұрын
3:44 Sad part is the teacher that wrote it works at my school. I was there when they got their paper🤣🤣
@aly_plays_roblox33775 жыл бұрын
Diany Nieves really
@Eeveeismypatronas2 жыл бұрын
4:34 "He will vomit!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@evelynxox74145 жыл бұрын
This is how many people think that Alonzo is just always such a G 👇🏻
@alonzo5 жыл бұрын
I dont even know what that means
@evelynxox74145 жыл бұрын
Alonzo Lerone I’m English so is it just a British slang thing lmao
@kathleensteffer76395 жыл бұрын
@@alonzo Same. Somone tell me please
@mikaelahmustafaa25915 жыл бұрын
In my country it means governor/ genna which just means ur a boss ig Im from jamaica sooo its patios
@Plaguedcourier5 жыл бұрын
When I was in college, I had a gay male teacher who reminded us every class session that he was the next Disney princess and I live by it, who said men can't be princesses?
@sallymeli-n2y4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewchurch452 you said these exacts words in another comment, why don't you come out already is ok
@kandiistarr43254 жыл бұрын
@@sallymeli-n2y because you dont have to be gay to wear a dress. stop trying to force that out of people.
@keithpierson91814 жыл бұрын
Abbie Gregory I mean, whatever floats your boat 🤷🏾♂️😂
@TheOriginalJphyper4 жыл бұрын
12:50 Like my sixth-grade teacher always told my class: "Don't steal your neighbor's test answers because your neighbor's probably an idiot."
@yoon-kimin4625 жыл бұрын
I was like: what ?! BTS no way Haha Why didn't I do that haha
@Diamondj3605 жыл бұрын
Yoon-ki Min same
@jeslynsavage19725 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEE
@chimchimr42045 жыл бұрын
Same.
@ivanachang53595 жыл бұрын
ok. but some of yall army be scary. i have been burned before
@peanutman48385 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@journee78525 жыл бұрын
“I think cash would mate with a pug... if he still had his balls!” -Alonzo lerone
@malaikaramzan76075 жыл бұрын
6:11 semee coleen I’m sorry but that’s hilarious 😂
@dezzyworld62765 жыл бұрын
Well I’m homeschool 😂 so I can’t get a detention slip
@dusty_nuggets74505 жыл бұрын
What do you homeschool on my dad would like to know
@dezzyworld62765 жыл бұрын
Billie Eilish edits #T literally everything and i do violin practice and Spanish and business law because I want to learn it
@kidesiree56565 жыл бұрын
Lucky😹!
@batbitess41215 жыл бұрын
@@dusty_nuggets7450 I suggest connections academy.
@dezzyworld62765 жыл бұрын
Ki Desiree 😂😂 it actually really easy and the exams is not that hard either
@veraciousviolet72105 жыл бұрын
Let me go tell my kids, to get in trouble. brb
@AngelWingsYT5 жыл бұрын
Make sure its in a funny way!
@adorewxrmioo4 жыл бұрын
4:26 hold up.....wait a minute.....so kash doesn’t have balls😂
@NP1485 жыл бұрын
I thought that said "salsa" too and whoever the kid is that wrote Donald Trump is my hero
@shaquitaperry96215 жыл бұрын
“EXCUSSSEEEEE ME “ 😂😂😂😂
@harmonynoelani19654 жыл бұрын
JIMIN
@ginazarantonello85182 жыл бұрын
Kid: despasito this is how we do it down in Puerto Rico *me bust out laughing cuz im actually from Puerto Rico 😂🤣
@eppesboy5 жыл бұрын
Some of these kids are truly going places in their life
@savageeclipse73625 жыл бұрын
Nope
@davisjaden97905 жыл бұрын
“I think cash would mate with a pug; if he still had his balls” Alonzo 2019 4:25
@monkeybubbles43595 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to see him and Malcolm “MJ” Harris do a video challenge together. That would be an INTERESTING VIDEO! First they look like they could be cousins. Lol AND they both have such huge dramatic personalities. It would be such an interesting interaction to watch. What do y’all think? Lol 😂👍 They’d both be trying to life-coach EACH OTHER... 🤦🏼♂️😂
@Kpopstan32915 жыл бұрын
Not at how I got excited over the BTS one! Lol And sweetie, boys can be princesses
@cashmereblac93275 жыл бұрын
SUPER don't appreciate that teacher telling that kid that boys can't be princesses 🤬
@sophieashburn71624 жыл бұрын
10:22 I wasn’t expecting that 😂 their hair 😂 I’m weezing 💜💜
@jinhitentertainment64424 жыл бұрын
Why jins hair like that thou?...🤣🤣🤣
@kingjay69095 жыл бұрын
Kash in the back like..... “ I wish you would shut the hell up”😂😂😂
@peaceyisrael73865 жыл бұрын
When u early and non of the haters are here yet
@alonzo5 жыл бұрын
lilsunflowerjr U know they comin. but I only concentrate on y’all . No worries
@patiencen12805 жыл бұрын
@@alexnajera3483 wtf
@rhyaweeks5 жыл бұрын
I never even knew Alonzoe had haters. Like why tf would he
@parrisnia723 жыл бұрын
10:40 "...and a mask?!" I had to look to see what year this was posted 🤦🏽♀️😂😂😩 (Anyone watching in 2021?)
@scarlettwolflover97093 жыл бұрын
Me
@CreatingwithWinglessAngel5 жыл бұрын
The last kid should have gotten A++ and a gold star cause that was funny.