Funniest Things Kids Say To Parents (FUNNY TWEETS) | Alonzo Lerone

[@alonzo]

what was the weirdest thing your kid asked? lol. I wanna read them. I be bored sometimes

[@morgan8l233]

Alonzo Lerone can you do another weirdest kids test answers or detention slip video please

[@themeilongcuber307]

Put coccunt oil on your bald spot

[@brite007]

Alonzo Lerone love the videos but most of the memes are old

[@izabelladiaz8718]

I don't have kids, Alonzo.....

[@izabelladiaz8718]

@@laogkety2844 ew....stop

[@Cay_dab]

“That kId is going places, unlike my bald spot” 😭😭😭

[@Kimberly-fc6ns]

😭😭🙈🥴

[@nolancollins0223]

When I was 9 I got grounded for telling my teacher that her hairline went further back than slavery

[@jacrispy3275]

Genius.

[@patriciamckinley5449]

No you didn't

[@aklistorres6901]

Omg 😮

[@xiamariansupreme72]

LMFAOOOO!

[@icyivy5204]

Idc if this is real or not this is the funniest thing I’ve read today😂

[@Dextrie_myers]

Today my father whispering: omg that lady wig is on wrong my little brother yelling : maaaaam your wig backwards 😭😭😭😭

[@anonymous475]

Oh gosh, what did she say/do? 😂

[@kittyfox7]

I would die laughing. My nephew was saying fresh off the boat around people that weren’t native to the US. It was bad

[@Dextrie_myers]

A greeter went to the lady to fix it...but tbh the wig looked better backwards

[@umeinui]

This reminds me of the time when a cousin and I had to go to the bathroom, we had to take my very young nephew with us since the adults were busy getting more food in the buffet line and told us if we get up he goes with us. At first everything was cool, I didnt need to go so i just waited for my cousin. My nephew started out asleep in my arms but he was kinda heavy since i was pretty small as a teen. I ended up struggling with him too much and woke him. So I put him down to stand beside me, holding his hand even tho he silently protested at first trying to free his hand but gave in quickly. At first things were cool as he slowly woke up and wasnt saying much. But then some lady comes out a stall and immediately says "shes cute" and hes like "uh uh ma'am I'm a boy, I'm handsome" she laughed and apologized. i smiled out of slight embarrassment. But this exchange woke him up completely so now hes alert. My cousin finishes and we walk out as were walking to our table my nephew randomly blurts out "Ew that lady's dress is so UUuuugly. Why is she wearing that?" I said "Hey thats rude. Maybe she likes it" and he replies in a louder voice "No way!! Its so ugly, look at it! No! Look auntie!! Auntie, you see it?" And i swear its like the more i tried to ignore him the louder he got to the point a few people AND the lady he was talking about turned looked at us 😩

[@shawndoristin6084]

nakela vanakua 😂😂😂😂

[@user-yf1lf7yo2d]

Child: *says something slightly offensive* Alonzo: SLAP IT

[@onlyonemitch5049]

He's clearly not a dad. He doesn't have the patience of one😂

[@QueenofWheels]

He is so not ready for kids.

[@MrLee64]

What do you mean guys? He'd make a great dad 😂

[@yes-sp1xe]

Lol 500th like

[@HitTheFan16]

@@QueenofWheels "."

[@sirenaxgarcia7861]

Alonzo read "what if we put a SLICE of Turkey in the DVD player" Alonzo: "a WHOLE turkey!?!"

[@ethancooper3599]

Because he said it will it's WHOLE life

[@tifana_._2744]

cash: barks Alonzo : he is probably barking at a leaf 😂😂

[@auroraortuno9761]

😂😂😂

[@danorycastellanosreyes1097]

Yoooo that had me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ruthcaperchione4103]

My brother's dog barks at leaves. And snowman. And toddlers on tricycles. Falling snow, school children, baby birds. Yeah, she's kinda dumb

[@MrGetty-kh1ch]

Ruth Caperchione Bruh

[@MrGetty-kh1ch]

Ruth Caperchione you think your dog is dumb?

[@mamanjie7933]

“HE CALLED ME FAT. He looked me up and down like he wasn’t shorter than me and he called me fat!” 😂

[@shaysbeauties6094]

Sugar And spice 😭

[@ethancooper3599]

"I visioned myself just slappin' himself across that gymnasium" 😂

[@tomnkorea]

“See Kash that could’ve been funnier if you had stopped barking” “ProBaBLy BarKInG aT A lEaf” 😂😂😂😂

[@bssquad1316]

Alexis Underwood never laughed so hard in my life 😂

[@kiahcarberry6034]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never laughed so hard....my stomach hurts lol

[@rhosaliegalenzuga6198]

I paused the video and search the comment section for this. 😂😂😂 I knew that was the funniest part 😂😂

[@kelseenicole8988]

My son , whom is 3 and I had a lovely conversation a while back . Him: can we get in the pool? Me: no , not right now . Him: why not . Me: because it needs to be cleaned and I don’t feel like doing it right now love . Maybe later . Him: I’ll snatch yo wig off . 😐 I legit cried laughing .

[@andreaa3947]

My God you killed me!!!

[@rae-raetheturtledemon.]

I'll snatch yo wig off?

[@blueedreamsx]

Avee maria 💀💀😭😭😭

[@bssquad1316]

“SUN...GET HER” I cannot breath 😂😭

[@fakejesus3133]

The fact that I’m a 23 year old woman relating to kids has me in my feelings😐🙌🏼

[@yogurlt]

Elle’s Woodlock same 😂😂

[@thatonekid5107]

It's sad that you refired to a drake song because I'm 11

[@fakejesus3133]

Abigail Brown W-What?

[@Chimichinking]

In the car. Daughter: can you turn on the fridge? Me: the refrigerator is always on Her: no, I meant this fridge SHE MEANT THE AC 😂

[@anonymous475]

I probably would pee myself after hearing that 😂

[@pundertalefan4391]

Rock Star That's adorable. :03

[@TourettesMajestic]

Rock Star awwwwwwww

[@BerryAves]

Rock Star Lol

[@vjackson96]

Awww bless her cute little heart ❤️

[@aseyesrigboh]

I died when he said Kash was probably barking at a leaf 😭💀

[@kittyfox7]

Aseye Srigboh me too! I was dying

[@willowsverge3046]

We had two dogs that got so scared they ran out of the kitchen if you poured elbow macaroni into the pot! Funniest thing ever! The whole family gathered in the kitchen to see them go. Rofl

[@parmeiladhevi8602]

Aseye Srigboh I was eating my dinner, almost chocked and died.

[@Fiveestarr.dr1zzyy]

I read the comment as soon as he said it lmao

[@dulce.azurine1271]

My dog barks at her own reflection

[@FlutterMouse]

I think James Breakwell has 4 daughters. He's a writer so most of his posts are jokes about his wife and kids.

[@TracyAlfred4548]

He also has like 2 pigs i think lol.

[@gracecomeau2572]

I think one of his posts said he has 4 daughters

[@amberwillow5782]

My 3 year old cried for 20 minutes because I wouldn't let him sit in the oven with the pizza & told me I was the "meanest mom ever". 🤣

[@j_e_s_s_e7761]

Somebody should start a Go Fund Me for Alonzo’s bald spot. 😂😂

[@TheCarnivoreSoprano]

Lol!

[@onlyusingthistocomment8763]

I'm on it

[@macydiy9697]

@@onlyusingthistocomment8763 yes please do lol!!!?

[@onlyusingthistocomment8763]

@@macydiy9697 sorry for getting your hopes up i just was joking

[@macydiy9697]

@@onlyusingthistocomment8763 I now I just thote its funny!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@CooperAATE]

At age 5, on 1994, I walked up to my mom: You're Santa. "Why do you say that?" We don't have a chimney he can use... "That means he used the front door, baby." GRANDMA AIN'T LETTING NO WHITE MAN IN THE HOUSE AT NIGHT "... okay, I'm Santa." Oh, okay. *walks away immediately*

[@myrakawilliams1666]

😂😂😂😂😂 your grandma is hilarious

[@aarynjohnson3228]

ahh😂 GRANDMA AINT GETTIN UP PERIOD. Idc if the guy is white or black i wouldn’t get up either

[@sarahboyle9283]

My mum used to tell me that one of his elves gets in through the lock, gets the key and opens the door for him.

[@Angie......]

well in my place it doesnt snow because is a tropical island, so we don't have chimneys. My mom said that Santa had a special powder that he put on himself to make him tiny to fit in every single place.

[@izsakvidor]

AngeAle Bassist same, cuz when I lived in apartments and stuff like that she said that Santa did yhay

[@jhaniyalincifort7881]

Alonzo: "I almost swallowed my tongue" Me: "How is that physically possible"😂😂😂

[@willowsverge3046]

Unfortunately you can choke on your own tongue. If someones having a seizure, roll them on their side really fast to help prevent that from happening.

[@pundertalefan4391]

I heard it almost happened to a football player.

[@shayjohnson4981]

.me: *stupidly trying to swallow tongue* 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@wegrewthatvegancrapinhorse8188]

turkey DVD 😂😂😂😂

[@haileylancaster6862]

My neighbor can. He doesnt have the weird thing under his tongue that connects it to the bottom of his mouth

[@TuRnBaCkTiMe93]

Alonzo: “I don’t know how to spell it.” Me: “Get a dictionary.......oh wait!” 😂

[@michellemccloy823]

Hah! That was my thought too!! Rewind to the intro of the video..lol

[@oliviayost3830]

Oh I get it

[@jadefording5103]

my 5 y/o sister: *cries because tablet is broken* me: you don’t need a tablet, YOU ARE FIVE sister: I NEED IT TO LIVE me: AHAHA MOM LISTEN TO WHAT SHE JUST SAID

[@onlyonemitch5049]

I mean like yeah. Kids don't go out as much anymore. They're whole childhood is dependent on the digital world

[@realshitdeathtrap]

G.B. The Green-Cheeked Conure I got a phone when I was 1 and I legit knew how to use it

[@hannahr8206]

My stepsister has spent 16 hours on her tablet before and I dont know how she has the patience. Like ya I'm on my phone alot but I'm always reading or texting my friends. She literally just spends all day playing games, I dont know how. I would get so bored of just playing games

[@roseepretter1545]

Jade Fording omg same

[@krysm2022]

Only One MITCH! Yeah......

[@rhondaengelauf-allen7177]

Alopecia... Alopecia areata occurs when the immune system attacks hair follicles, and may be brought on by severe stress

[@hurricanehubbs9459]

😗😯😬

[@roxcyn]

Minoxidil may help him.

[@ocean_sapphire]

I read that there are ways to help it, but there aren't any cures. If it's causing you problems, I'd talk to your doctor to see what they suggest.

[@alexxC37]

roxcyn yep, i’m using it. It’s good. 😊👍

[@kristin2798]

Just realized I have family members with alopecia.... so does my husband....good luck kids 😳😬😞

[@lacrymosarosewolf5948]

James has four daughters and he is pretty famous for it. Has two books and everything lol.

[@PurpleDragonair]

He also has two pigs that he's pretty proud of.

[@mikip282]

Oh boy, I feel bad for him. Wait until they start their periods. All of his tweets are gonna be about him hiding in his room from his little demons every month.

[@zak3172]

@@mikip282 my mum can barely deal with 2 out of 5 girls having their periods...idk how he's gonna deal with 4 around the same time (There's an age gap between the 2 of us and the other 3 so she's not got 5 at once)

[@Givemeyomoney12]

Y’all ever realize when Alonzo starts talking he goes forward in his chair 😂

[@tyeshadouglas7875]

The other day my son asked me: Mama you got money? Me: yeah My son: oh because I feel like you broke Lol all I could do was laugh lol

[@PrincessAfrica3]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bri8396]

Alonzo: "I almost swallowed my tongue" Alonzo: "Can y'all just imagine the kid just on the couch saying "cOmE tO mE cOoKiEs"

[@faithconde8200]

Brii's Life I died and was resurrected at that 😂

[@dreduffy9586]

Me: takes off my wig My 2yo: put your wig back on Me :😳 2 yo: put it on

[@nene2210]

😂😂

[@elena-ug8vr]

Am I the only one that heard him say “pee-guin” instead of penguin??? 1:58

[@lizetelliott1443]

Yes and I was hoping he would corrected the second time he said it but I don't think he did 😂🤣

[@tosinakin2508]

He actually said penguin. He pronounced the syllable as peen- instead of pen-, probably due to his accent.

[@kelcee_krieg0268]

World of Pink YES! Wth is a peeguin 😭😂😭😂

[@ryangemellaro2856]

Tosin Akin Where Is He From??🤔🧐

[@arizona_ranger__804]

Ryan Gemellaro North Carolina, I think

[@amymandeville8342]

I was laughing so hard at these that my Mom came into the room and asked me what was going on. She ended up watching with me and laughing as much as I was. Thanks for making an 82 year old lady laugh!

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

Regarding the death of a toy in Toy Story: They have to make the choice to die. They basically have to be melted, burned, or, in the case of stuffed animals, ripped to shreds. They do not die any other way.

[@temirawhite5272]

I can’t, when he started yellin at Cash, I lost it

[@KK-un7jb]

Temira White that’s his dog not yours.. he can do whatever he wants

[@lucidb-c-l1635]

K K ? He was just saying that they thought it was funny when he called the dogs name?

[@blueedreamsx]

Kash *

[@alinaangelikova2122]

Alopecia tips: Try to relax and be as stress-free as much as possible. Biotin will be your best friend, if it doesn't break you out. Keep your head out of a sun (wear a cap,hat,hoodie, etc.)

[@endritaz6402]

Thank you very much. I have Alopecia too.❤️🤧

[@trailerparkchief]

"keep your head out of a sun"... As if we had more suns?

[@saadiawilliams]

@@endritaz6402 jamaican black castor oil helps a lot

[@endritaz6402]

sasw111 sasw111 Thank you. I will try it❤️

[@zak3172]

I had alopecia due to low vitamin d levels...so get a blood test, u may need medication

[@mlilejay8698]

ok, your daughter is NOT A MUFFIN. SHE'S NOT A CAKE!

[@gracecomeau2572]

Lianne Ilejay You’re right she isn’t..... SHE IS A BUN!!!!!

[@roothter]

"I don't know if she likes pancakes probably" Same kid

[@laneymccaleb7598]

So I had a picture of two girls hugging on my phone and a 7 year old saw it and screamed LESBIANS 😂😂 I started dying of laughter 😂

[@lindaloreign9346]

Laney Mccaleb HAHAHAHA!!! 😅💖❤️🏳️‍🌈

[@lanaboo5701]

It's 1:24am...watching this while my fiancee is asleep...laughing into my pillow!

[@largechicken7662]

Lana Boo yes

[@sarahf7931]

Lol! Yes i do this too!!

[@mixobro1498]

Lana Boo for me it’s 5:00

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

OMG, same!!! It's exactly 1:24 AM right now for me too!

[@shyannemcbride7764]

I was in my science class and I looked straight at the turtle and said "look at the weird looking frog" 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@xrockfairyx]

For Alopecia use Nutiva Organic, Cold-Pressed, Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil. Rub it on the scalp with the hair loss. My nephew started losing hair at the young age of 2yrs old. After a few years he was fully bald. They started issuing this on him scalp. Massage it in. His hair is growing back.

[@ChaquataThomas]

How many kids you have James? Bless your heart 💜😂

[@lucyorel]

He has 4 lol

[@TRRBLPRSN]

When I was 11 I asked my mom.... 11: Mom? Mom: Yes? 11: Were you alive when Beetoven was? Mom: . . . . 11: Oh wait....

[@kaylawolfie1111]

I can not breathe

[@goofballcartoonist7848]

it's *BEETHOVEN please, get it right...

[@krysm2022]

goofballCartoonist It’s fine.

[@AirbenderHawk]

LMAO!!! Y’all already know it’s literally hilarious when Alonzo starts to read funny tweets, like this for example, this guy never failed to make my day.

[@Enrepufied]

No One: Literally No One: Alonzo: “I might slap that kid” or “See I’d smack that kid” or “I’d slap that 6 yo to sleep”

[@jannetalvarez5365]

It ain't just Alonzo, that's all Mexican people.

[@radioactive_baby]

@@jannetalvarez5365 Its not just Alonzo or Mexican people. Its black people too 😂

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@radioactive_baby Hell, any culture that ain't white wanna slap their kids around like a fight between Batman and Scarface. 😂

[@parmeiladhevi8602]

Indian or brown parents would smack WHILE YOU’RE IN YOUR BED. That way you can cry yourself to sleep. 😂😂😂

[@radioactive_baby]

@@parmeiladhevi8602 Then they tell you not to cry or they'll give you something to cry about 😂

[@ItsNomii]

Nobody: Alonzo’s forehead: *shine bright like a diamondddd* Lmfaooo I’m sorry I love you ❤️😭😭😭

[@opiumm1091]

Omg roflmao 😂😂😂😂❤

[@lylagriswold7234]

“i almost swallowed my tongue” 👏

[@Alexandra-me3sg]

I remember still today when my sister fell off her skates, she said her teeth were sharper and she could bite me. She was 9 that day XD 😂🤣

[@katereniataylor6182]

Nephew :we learned about dinosaurs today Me: really? Which one is ur favorite? Nephew: a t-rex u remember them right

[@iliuno]

That bald spot is ashier than my elbows😂 Put some oil on it

[@iliuno]

Alex tea tree oil, argan oil, castor oil. Anything‼️

[@KK-un7jb]

One head you will go bald. So don’t talk shit

[@mavericklynn6964]

When Alonzo said *COME TO ME COOKIES* I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂

[@kaedenballesteros8171]

Alonzo: *Laughter sounds like tea* People out there: Oh my tea is ready! Also people: Oh no wait thats Alonzo

[@jgrasso1219]

I actually did the tooth fairy experiment once, lmao 😂

[@kiranicole4329]

I woke up bc my mom picked my head up to put the money under the pillow

[@brain_alotl9556]

I did it as well. Except after I told my parents that I lost a tooth they forgot for like a week and they tried to convince me it was just too windy for a fairy to fly to my house.

[@dollsandmilk]

Alopecia Areata: "Sudden hair loss that starts with one or more circular bald patches that may overlap. Alopecia areata occurs when the immune system attacks hair follicles, and may be brought on by severe stress." DESTRESS, DUDE

[@Katerina-xf3gj]

I'm surprised I'm not going bald 😂🤦

[@WavasWay]

Me: (doing my son's hair) Please be still My Son: I can't because your legs are scratchy Me :😑😑 (mental note..buy razors)

[@pundertalefan4391]

XD I'm sorry.

[@user-nt7ew9di7v]

I used to do that to my mom

[@cucchimorrisonnothelfer5794]

Wava's Way sounds like my sisters future (she’s got a 2 year old)

[@indiajade904]

I’m an adult but I went in the store the other day and got really excited over this pretty pumpkin cookie jar and I yelled “PRETTY PENGUIN” I felt so damn dumb

[@cassidymoreira2600]

Don't worry we all have those moments lol.

[@leshayenga5779]

“ don’t pressure me I’m still deciding.” 😂

[@jadekidd3929]

He looked me up and down like he wasn’t shorter than me🤣🤣

[@ShadeAnimates]

Lmao. Alonzo you get me through some of my hardest times,and you always manage to put a smile on my face, without you I'd be so lost. So I wanted to thank you for everything you do. Keep up the comedy!

[@rickygarcia4321]

My son is 8 and he says that he is in love...I told him "don't take advice from me, that's why me and your mom ain't together" he said "I know, I'm not asking for advice, I'm just telling you I might move out"

[@FrankieP.]

"Why do you always wear the same tatoos?" XD XD XD

[@ItalyHastaLaPasta]

You dont change your tattoos every day? :p

[@zoeystarr7421]

Tattoos don’t come off unless it’s temporary. His is real u can’t change yo tattoo u dumb fuck 😂

[@jacrispy3275]

@@zoeystarr7421 - R/wooooosh

[@wdwislife1268]

@@zoeystarr7421 .....😐🔫

[@artisticalex1206]

@@zoeystarr7421 lol a kid wouldn't know unless if the parents explained

[@_mochiko_6306]

Kids these days can't live without technology these days, My cousin came over and then she said...... "What the Wi-Fi password Me: We don't have internet but we have movies she said 7 yo: Ugh it's so old here I WANT TO GO HOME Me: Sorry does not work like that 👇🏽☺

[@darkmya19]

Kim_Tae_ Oppa 😂

[@_mochiko_6306]

@@darkmya19 I know lol

[@christineseely7657]

I get, my cuz does the same.

[@_mochiko_6306]

That's so sad how our people are the same smh

[@forgetful_insomniac]

@@_mochiko_6306 I am so sorry but I am crying from laughing at her response

[@SherriLyle80s]

Hi, my husband gets those spots. It's triggered from stress. You can make the hair grow back by getting some Rogaine or off-brand and apply to balding spot. It helps regenerate hair back.

[@jaxt.seiren6417]

JAMAICAN BLACK CASTOR OIL!! You're welcome! 👍🏾👍🏾

[@Alexandra-me3sg]

Basiclly when she fell, it was on a hill. And she said it was my fault for convincing her to go down the hills🤣🤣🤣

[@avademeter770]

8:18 I laughted so much. My dogs bark at nothing all the time

[@neena-blue3724]

Nobody: Alonzo: “tHaT cHiLd iS gOnE gEt sLaPpEd” Lmao love him

[@wuhva1642]

I got grounded for telling my teacher that she needed some milk

[@nataushaharsh6295]

Liked the video before watching it cause I already know that it’s gonna be great!!!!!!! 😇😇

[@holliebelle5883]

Lol me too! These videos are always the highlight of my day!!😊

[@cameron-fu9jy]

Same bro

[@jimyee2629]

Same bro same

[@kellur_vu9282]

get a dictionary

[@jimyee2629]

@@kellur_vu9282 ok but I no have MONEY my mom has but she at work right now=(

[@petitelarceny6719]

James/ Xploding Unicorn Has 4 daughters and 2 pigs according to his page . LMAO

[@ymirhex4668]

"Awe look, cute bird." 😭😭💀

[@jasmineperez702]

I'm hispanic and my friends daughter (they're white) asked me if I knew how to read English lol

[@marcianicole613]

“Probably barking at a leaf” I swear😂

[@mariacastaneda640]

How y’all commenting like 30 minutes before I got the notification 😂😂😂

[@pariscrooks2850]

There was a live preshow q&a

[@jasminecole1222]

James has 4 girls but they get older every year lol Would you ever have kids?

[@NuclearDarkvoid]

2:43 Killed me Smacking a kid so hard he’d go flying across the gymnasium

[@kristimatthews713]

Watching tv with my six year old son when a black and white commercial comes on. Son: mom when you were my age did you see in black and white? Me: how old do you think i am? Without missing a beat... Son: 92 Me:...thanks kiddo. I was 32.

[@alwaysjax1116]

I know how to handle the bald spot Sharpie

[@mollyerika7350]

This is the earliest I've ever been!! I love your channel Alonzo!!

[@carpetshorts3207]

Yesterday when I was in the store a little girl was shouting at a poster stop looking at me I guess she had enough because she then kicking it and I was dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️GOD PLZ SEND HELP

[@Animegirls47]

I don't know why I laughed so hard during this entire video🤣🤣 James you are gold

[@imogenbrown7763]

I was walking my dog with my mum when I was younger. There was a kid. Like 4-5. He shouted out: LOOK DONKEY! and pointed towards us. I said: hey there, it's not a donkey it's a dog. (I have a miniature long haired sausage dog, he cute but his breath stank) Then he looked me in the eyes and just said: no. I meant you. *Let me tell you something. LET ME TELL YOU. I'VE NEVER SEEN A MOTHER GO SO RED, WITH A MORTIFIED LOOK LIKE THAT. I WAS LIKE DAAAMMNNN, SHE APPOLOGIZED HURRIED HER SON AWAY AND SPANKED HIM. IVE NEVER LAUGHED MORE IN MY LIFE😂😂😂I hope to god I meet this kid in the future, but sis y'all already know I nearly slapped the shit out of him...I didn't tho....😢😂😂😂😂😂*

[@rko32491]

For your alopecia, try biotin (supplement) or jamaican black caster oil (hair product)

[@ElegantButlerSeb]

Why is the definition of Dictionary in the bloody Dictionary?

[@davesdatasystems]

Well because.... I don't have a answer to this.

[@thekippster4749]

It didn't want to be left out.

[@cairrean2412]

It wouldn't be a complete dictionary if it didn't have the definition of itself.

[@ElegantButlerSeb]

@@cairrean2412 The definition SHOULD read "see the book you're holding".

[@sothisispermanence1898]

When I was in second grade, my “boyfriend” and I planned to get married and live in a tent next to the school so we wouldn’t be late each morning... 😹😹😹 ...then we “broke up” and I was afraid he was going to steal the feathers from my hair (the roach clip thingies) and give them to his new “girlfriend” so I would cover them every time he walked by. 2nd graders are crazy mature! 😹

[@tiara9508]

"Probably barking at a leaf" that was the funniest thing in this whole video😂😂

[@klnskyrsn]

“What do you want to be for Halloween?” “Asleep” Me too, kid. Me, too.

[@dsmi6434]

People are assuming that that really is Kash being arrested in that picture you posted on IG. 😂 I didn't know cash was bilingual

[@CJ-xf1in]

D Smi that was Kash?? 😳🧐

[@The_Mortician.]

"I almost swallowed my tongue" KILLED ME.

[@haileysmith2906]

Kid: Throws toy at my head Me: You need to say sorry Kid: Me: Kid: Me: right you can’t talk, give me a hug then. Kid: leans in and screams in my ear.

[@roses_are_rosies1757]

My dog, Emmit, was sitting next to me when Cash started barking. He looked super confused. BTW I live your channel.

[@wyndiahighwind7477]

Well, the scientist kid doesn't need money under the pillow anymore. Wanna disprove Santa, too? 🤣

[@redgaming1066]

😂😂😂 it's funny that Alonzo believes in ghost and witches

[@alexanderperez7604]

Hahaha

[@chibigeektv290]

Red gaming I can’t say much for Ghosts but witches are real, meaning people who practice witchcraft, Wicca, and Paganism. So yes, witches are technically real.

[@CJ-xf1in]

But.... they ARE real.... *blink blink blink blink*

[@BurntToast95]

@@chibigeektv290 YES. Matter of fact, I'm pagan/wiccan. Granted its not like what they show in movies and such. 😂

[@chibigeektv290]

Burnt Toast same here. I switched to Pagan and my mother and I practice witchcraft sometimes. Not always together but we still do.

[@juicykay3609]

Alsooo 😂 1 year old son: *holds his feet up* Me: *kisses his toes* 1 year old: “ewwww”

[@anonymous475]

My siblings would do this when a dog licked their foot 😂

[@ordianry26]

My sister was cooking dinner for her sons, her youngest said " mom it smells like hot dogs and garbage" She was making pasta..

[@nuagenyselourens2385]

One time when i was 9 I got grounded for screaming at a teacher "pff what dummy is gone bring there child back to slavery here"

[@han05426]

“Proberly barking at a leaf” 😂😂

[@skylarshorter625]

When he said "PROBABLY BARKIN AT A LEAF" made me laugh so hardy dog does the same thing! 😂😂

[@maryomalley6634]

When you rewatch the same videos waiting for new ones to come out. 💙

[@onlyonemitch5049]

I'm sorry to say you and I are in the same boat And we're sinking,about to drown in boredom

[@maryomalley6634]

@@onlyonemitch5049 I'm sorry that you find yourself bored. I have a life jacket and I'm not on the same boat as you.

[@onlyonemitch5049]

@@maryomalley6634 😂😂😂🤣😂 daang! Why so cold man.

[@c0smecc]

everyone over here worried about Danielle cohn and cameron boyce (rip

[@keianabrown8373]

I used to have long hair but I cut it all off recently. I was sitting next to my brother watching TV and our 5 year old sister came in, looked at both of us in genuine confusion, then ran out hollering "MOM I'M SEEING DOUBLE!" Took me too long to realize what she was saying.

[@ashiedoodledoo4254]

When I was about 3, I had a pool party with my cousins. I had a swimsuit on and I decided to sit on a WOODEN BENCH. I got a LOT of splinters in my butt and would not let my mom get them out. She called the fire department and I bit one of the guys and they just gave up. I had to go to a hospital and bit the doctors there, so my mom gave me Benadryl in a smoothie and I fell asleep. When I woke up I was in the doctors office face first with my pants down💀 (Also didn’t say anything funny)

[@gracecomeau2572]

Ashiedoodledoo what happened after that?

[@emmarose4234]

I love your avatar. Bubbles is so cute.

[@lovely_tragedies]

“Probably barking at a leaf.” That was funnier than the tweet😭😂