Funniest parts of Tallegeda Nights - part 1

Funniest parts of Tallegeda Nights Movie
Notice the Crystal Gayle T shirt...
And caricature hilarous French english speaking accent of Jean Girard.
part 1 of 2

[@Trialnerror]

"World class horses...who are also gay" may be the best line in any movie in history.

[@Calekoflight]

On hearing it again...it's really better than I thought. Because what does it mean? Are the horses actually gay? Possible. Jean Gerard is a rich crazy person, did he decide the horses are gay? Also possible. THIRD OPTION, did the reporter say it because he's cut from the same cloth as Ricky and his generally homophobic friends? ALSO POSSIBLE.

[@mauriciosanchez9399]

😂😂😂 this ish was funny

[@blaineobrien4720]

“I was mauled by a cougar, learned nothing about driving, and my Crystal Gale shirt was ruined.” I love that part.

[@alexludavertigo6926]

0:17

[@philipskeen8199]

I love "these colors don't run" when both the American and French flags are red, white, and blue.

[@slowas-hell7933]

It was so amarican to say.🤣🤣

[@fizbinsfire]

Colors of freedom

[@brysonsuttles8252]

Look at Riley his shirt looks like a French flag 🇫🇷 lol

[@zacharyarmstead9075]

Has got to be talking about back in the day army’s how we fought and French ain’t no nun which I think is funnier 😂

[@tommy_noble]

Never caught that, good one man.

[@benlehman4827]

17 years later and this movie has aged like a fine wine, a dumb ass comedic masterpiece that i will always love 😂

[@PolPotsPieHole]

its dumbass, its cringe, its stupid, its eye rolling, its head shaking, its funny AF, I agree its a comedic masterpiece, great movie

[@JusCJay]

@1:01 "No,WE are NOT French. We are American, 'cause we're in America" 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jungyo8417]

The most american response. Sweet home alabama

[@jacksonmeads1161]

You could literally just put the whole movie on here and call it funniest moments

[@reckless20]

Thats the point

[@ihopcsx]

The racing part is boring

[@robbybiddle9236]

Exactly.

[@lakotalamb1644]

Honestly

[@richardhart3442]

Nah gotta disagree. There were definitely some scenes that were a hit and some scenes that were a miss

[@Jackholvey]

Ricky actually said he loved crepes when try said they were really thin pancakes.

[@specie44]

But he didn't say verbatum, "I love crepes."

[@UncleDiddles]

And again when he said I love the crepe suzette

[@reedeayers]

My cousin and I say this all the time.. and holy shit 10 years ago

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

I mean, the tension was so thick in the air in this scene, I could feel it, in my plums. Getting all swollen, with a light blue hue to them, fresh and juicy, ready for the picking . All the kids want them in their bagged lunches. “Hey, them plums look good, I’ll trade you my twinkies?” No, those are my plums ……..

[@DimitriosChannel]

Eastbound And Down, no TV series or movie will ever beat that when it comes to comedy.

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

@@DimitriosChannel it really was. Comedy gold .

[@doublesnapdowntownjackson6634]

My hips thrusting down on Donna, her trying to crawl away because she does not like it.

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

@@doublesnapdowntownjackson6634 let the boy watch……

[@RuiLuz]

Even the aliens laugh watching that scene.

[@ieatoutoften872]

"Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different." [At the 2:10 mark]

[@jorgeevasku4187]

Lol... I love the fact that he said "the really thin pancakes, oh my God,I love those" at 3:07 but it didn't count hahah

[@ATRTAP]

I like how there’s lots of groans after he says he’s French.

[@sirtrollalot7762]

As a Brit, I approve

[@jeffyboi6969]

well they are frogs so.

[@BroughtCat]

They're pretentious assholes lol..

[@SDA1997]

I am from formula egh 😂😂

[@linkslayer15]

Unh

[@ayden5474]

Unh not egh

[@robertthorne3429]

As a through and through f1 fan… the funniest thing for me was the film suggesting the “dominant f1 driver” was in a Minardi 😂

[@nickypoundtown9568]

I just assumed JJ was the Renault chasing him as his likeness was inspired by Alonso

[@ulyssestinoco3719]

What's a Minardi? And what does it have to do with f1?

[@brandonloaiza8595]

That crepes conversation is legendary

[@prodbyANT]

We created the missionary position....you're welcome.

[@tylerp3327]

I like this comment, but it’s at 69 likes, so I’ll just say I like it

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

I love David Koechner

[@russellv6234]

How did I just notice that Cal's shirt is the French flag haha

[@hillre14]

Still one of my favorite movies of all time

[@danielcalvert2700]

"CONTROL YOUR HEARTRATE!" he says as his son is busy fighting for his life.

[@alansmith6376]

1:22 - Fun fact, the chimichanga was actually invented in America. It was in a restaurant in Tucson, Arizona where a burrito accidentally fell into a deep fryer. Just FYI.

[@alansmith6376]

@Christopher Briscoe - Tucson has a Hispanic population of 43.6%, you’re really not gonna let the city have it? Of course this is predicated on the assumption that it was a Hispanic who made the error in the first place.

[@carsonkubicki1770]

Good to know, thanks.

[@luknowit475]

Pizza as it’s now known in most parts of the world started in New York City. Italian pizza is quite different.

[@dumbdude3103]

@@luknowit475 it was made by Italian immigrants, but yeah it was in America

[@PHATB0Y20]

Same with Chinese food, American Chinese food is way different from actual Chinese food

[@gamerkits9697]

7:38 God he's just following me wherever I go

[@CatWith-AHat]

"Put a crack in my arm like a crack in the liberty bell" has to be top tier things you can say to a foreigner about to break your arm.

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

The scariest thing is that I recited the "velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin" line in my car alone about an hour ago just randomly thinking about it, and here this comes in my algorithms. I truly believe your phone listens to everything you say.

[@ellllllo77]

"cal i lo-love you" ..ricky? Ricky!? 😂😂😂

[@Railroadracer49]

OH GOD!!😂😂😂

[@nudytv7879]

We need a Tallegeda Nights 2

[@aldoblar]

i lost it at 5:25 when the lady screams and the guy drops the bottle cause of gayness. This is my favorite comedy movie by far. Saludos desde republica dominicana

[@mauriciosanchez9399]

cause of all the gayness 😂😂😂

[@MarvelousLXVII]

"...because of the gayness. Cal, I love you."

[@2011Oly]

Reese Bobby...The Original Tiger King.

[@ATFprdepartment]

This might be like the best extra parts to the scene I’ve never seen

[@frankthespank]

Actually Chinese food as we know it is American, it was made by the Chinese cooks that made food for the railroad workers in America who were both Chinese and American. The hamburger was made by a German immigrant that got frustrated with meatballs he was cooking that were taking too long to cook so he smashed them flat and put them between two pieces of bread with some mustard, the guy was from Hamburg Germany and everyone loved it and they kept asking for that dish that guy from Hamburg came up with, so it became.. hamburger 😎 God damn, now I’m hungry….

[@dspsblyuth]

Are you talking about steamed hams? Those were invented by Principal Skinner

[@jeanc.m.a3982]

Bro dont try to take other cultures food.

[@dspsblyuth]

@@jeanc.m.a3982 if an immigrant from that culture starts serving the food in another country what do you want the rest of us to do? Just say no?

[@dspsblyuth]

Yes. We should say no and expel them from the country for heresy . I’m tired of all these fresh burritos and sautéed Currys. I just want my fries with burgers and chicken sandwiches and never take a dump again. It’s my right as an American

[@ikaikaotteman7723]

@@dspsblyuth fries are called French fries so they probably got to go too.

[@serbonkers4130]

such a powerhouse cast of comedians

[@daveanderson1802]

Best part is right before this when he tells him to get his Nana a coffin

[@tanneryanna9990]

Yes literally laughed out loud

[@Yaacov9]

We also got the pet shop boys 😂😂😂😂

[@GottaLoveScarlette]

And Seal

[@AustinBodenhamer]

“We created the missionary position, you’re welcome” will always be the best part

[@k-laus9435]

“Cause of all the gayness”.

[@rev.andyh.1082]

“Cal, I love you.”

[@brysonsuttles8252]

Lmao

[@livingood1049]

Always thought that was the funniest shit when he's about the pass out, "Cuza Gayness" says, "I love you Cal" (ifornia)

[@codyjarvis4557]

Remember when Norm used to call Andy gay? He put that into his acting. 😂

[@deerlord2363]

He also played a gay dad in a TV show called Happy Endings, just for one episode though.😆

[@tanneryanna9990]

Lines from movies that would be canceled in 2020 this movie is literally full of them 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PHATB0Y20]

Chinese food, and chimichangas are wholly American FYI.

[@jiveassturkey8849]

So is pizza if you think about it. At least American pizza is way different than Italian pizza.

[@drdanoosh]

I just noticed that in the bar scene Ricky literally said "Oh my god, I love those" and "Oh, I love the Crepe Suzette" so he already said what he said he wasnt going to say twice @3:10

[@K00L_MAN]

"Im fron Formula UHHH.... I think you hearing my assenrt. Im a Fwrench.."

[@K00L_MAN]

He sounds so drunk

[@tubenachos]

I died at the dropped beer bottle 😂

[@jonathanrojas6537]

It’s funny cause he said it LOL “oh my god I love those” LOL 😂🤣

[@Ristofec]

“Say hello to Dr Watts” 😂

[@Fibonaccisghost]

When my friend’s girlfriend recommends going to a drag show on a double date, “room’s starting to spin...”

[@MrZapper1960]

I don’t know if this joke it funny Drag racing or drag dressing

[@Fibonaccisghost]

@@MrZapper1960 drag dressing

[@timothyfloogle]

Because of gay?

[@simonmcneilly55]

Drag racers drag racing .... 🤔

[@bearclan22]

Rob Riggle's face...classic!!

[@martypayne5650]

“No, wi are not French. We’re American because your in America” kills me eveytime

[@reversemoustachecat8127]

"Control your heart rate" lol, like that's the problem! What about the cougar!

[@chefbillybaroo2056]

as ridiculous as brilliant Love it

[@tnreprasentog7769]

Lmao "Let me go you formula one jazz nut job!" Haha

[@seankoonce4779]

Really thin pancakes is a fair compromise!

[@bayrat320]

12 year old me thought that when the bartender said "for profiling purposes" its because they wanted to have a full catalog of music, but I recently figured out he meant to judge whoever plays it. lmao

[@StarWarsMoments]

Pretty sure the cougar is way more pissed off about being trapped in the car then it is aware of Ricky's calmness.

[@RickyBobby576]

“Cuz the gayness” 😂😂

[@yarddawg6151]

"chinese food"😂😂

[@alexmosqueda3190]

Funniest parts *plays whole movie

[@jamescassidy3995]

“Oh my God!!!” 😂😂😂

[@themonopolyguy4365]

There hasn’t been any type of this comedy in movies like this in a long time. Hollywood kind of screwed themselves being politically correct

[@Tucanforpres001]

Dude this movie is politically correct. It's making fun of nascar by putting a character that nascar fans would hate. I do believe anyone who complains about PC don't understand what PC is.

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

@@Tucanforpres001 What are you some type of LGBTQfeminisleftistcommunistchinalovingveganSJW?

[@UncleDiddles]

Get Woke Go Broke

[@Oz521]

@@UncleDiddles must jump at the sight of a dollar bill. getting pimped out for pennies.

[@UncleDiddles]

@@Oz521 wtf are you even talking about

[@levipatterson1996]

Movie standards have definitely changed.

[@Joe-ve9xz]

Lmao Cal always had Ricky’s back

[@supergman1234]

thats true we did come up with the missionary postion

[@logoseven3365]

NASCAR went from Days of Thunder to Ricky Bobby. Yep

[@candice3480]

“… you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Railroadracer49]

This movie is great😂

[@kane4013]

One of those kids running past yelling Anarchy! just killed them self.

[@trancejunky93no3heroin5]

Serious?

[@kane4013]

@@trancejunky93no3heroin5 Yep, his name was Houston Tumlin.

[@maxpagliano9065]

@@trancejunky93no3heroin5 he had ptsd from serving may he rest in piece

[@smackdaddy9802]

“Dr. Watts” *goes onto play Dr. Watson in Holmes and Watson*

[@Foekruckcrusher]

Lol. Good stuff.

[@peteranserin3708]

Control your heart rate. LMAO

[@ericgarringer6911]

I learned nothing about driving and my Crystal Gayle shirt was ruined lol

[@idiotidiot5821]

Those are 3 pretty good things lol

[@sabercruiser.7053]

Still the best movie till 2022

[@joshuahenderson]

Title says funniest scenes but I only see 8:50, not 1hr 48m?

[@jdlc903]

This is great

[@callmeha-esthetic3649]

“I Twill jet you rrricky bOobie”

[@rhyssanders9122]

Didn’t Ancient Greece originate democracy?

[@BurnedSpace]

yup and america was the first country to use it

[@everything1023]

@@BurnedSpace i hope you are joking.

[@hey_its_travis]

You ain't first your last. That's a trademark of Ricky bobby inc.

[@OompaL0ompa]

"Rackie Böbby!!!!" "Im from the formüla öh".

[@raysonraypay5885]

One of the best movie

[@gymleadermarchello3940]

It should just be the whole movie 😂

[@patton303]

It just occurred to me that Will Ferrell was really just imitating George W Bush the whole movie.

[@ronan8834]

Darrell waltrip is exactly who that character is based on go watch Darrells funny moments he's identical to Ricky Bobby 😆

[@cazsoccerrox]

That French guy would get deported for that. That’s assault.

[@bsfishing7073]

😅 I love this movie this thing is so funny

[@Hupomone]

"No, we are not French." So great.

[@brandonloaiza8595]

0:19 i never understood that as a kid but damn that's pretty messed up lol

[@mookiestewart3776]

Literally all three things the French names that France invented were invented by Greece like 1000 years before France was a proper country 🤣🤣🤣

[@dspsblyuth]

The producers must be so embarrassed lol

[@renevil2105]

They even had tokens made with sex acts printed on them to turn in at a whore house.

[@evanbelisle8464]

Christopher Nolan’s favorite comedy. I’m not kidding

[@peteralcover7159]

"Lower your heart rate!"

[@danielcalvert2700]

I'm proud that I'm the same age as this masterpiece.

[@apachechief8815]

Andy Richtor the Swedish German

[@carpma11]

I always heard Andy Richter was Swedish-German. I guess it's true.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I bet he doesn’t even own a doghouse

[@ayden5474]

Break it pepe lepu 4:16

[@bigmaguire9714]

6:12 😭😭😭

[@joshua1919]

5:47 - 6:45 my favorite part 😂

[@TheBuri00]

The look on Rob Wriggle’s face 😂

[@mikeekim242]

Well, we did give France, Jazz.

[@debbiekelley9968]

7.00 - 8.5 awesome.

[@Notbothered1]

Captain Watts 😂

[@kingtutcatchemall8802]

I never saw this whole movie the cougar scene 😭 lol

[@slickjunt]

This is fucking amazing - BREAK IT !!!

[@andypike1234]

I think Sacha didn´t expect that kiss...

[@paddymcginty1264]

There were funny parts

[@stuffylamb3420]

This movie is seriously fuckin' funny