FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES

[@kiya7884]

it’s “Our kids are gonna be so cute and funny” 😂

[@tassellato78]

THANK YOU

[@def.not.chopsie893]

THANK YOU ... wtf I feel so stupid now

[@kiya7884]

@@tassellato78 💀💀 you’re welcome

[@kiya7884]

@@def.not.chopsie893 you’re welcome 😂 i did too for a few minutes but then i went back because i had to figure it out

[@giornogiovanna3793]

I thought it was "why r your kids gonna be so cute and funny" and my brain just exploded while trying to figurebthe real answer

[@toastedcheeserat]

"Flirt with me in french" *c h e e s e o m e l e t t e*

[@hutshelll]

I barely know French but I know that

[@xPulsarr1]

Saiki

[@peytonjanes]

@@xPulsarr1 no he only likes coffee jelly

[@4thi13]

cheese omelette *ggggggggg*

[@CANTYOUSEEIMWALKINHERE]

Wow Litterly so romantic 😂

[@ConnorPugs]

If my dad ever texts me that I’m blocking him

[@Rott4n]

Door

[@justsomerandomguy6492]

@@Rott4n Door

[@tegareere4345]

Hi man 32 secs ago

[@TheHotBlade]

Sup Connor G.

[@theonewhoasked9046]

@yes silence mortal

[@JaspersCampfire]

I've been doing French Duolingo for a while. "Omelette du fromage" literally translates to "omelette of cheese".

[@scrawnymf]

i'm french and it does, but now i just really wanna know why anyone on earth would want to learn such a shitty language? i mean no offense though, i'm flattered x)

[@atropa.belladonna]

agua de queso

[@TheHotBlade]

And from studying Italian on Duolingo, I learned that the Italian word for cheese is formaggio.

[@squidlink5235]

@@atropa.belladonna wait, cheese water??

[@atropa.belladonna]

@@squidlink5235 water of cheese

[@driedleaf6615]

I believe that the message means “cheese omelette” Very romantic in my opinion

[@A_Nutria]

y e s

[@LestatPatate]

Omellete of cheese

[@Ceo_rosss]

Oui, très romantique il faut dire

[@driedleaf6615]

@@realfromtherealreality4148 yeah but im not the best at French as im still learning thats my rough translation

[@A_Nutria]

@@Ceo_rosss jamais vue plus romantique

[@fishtickler]

fainted always calls us a cutie but nobody calls him a cutie so I’ll take initiative fainted you a cutie bro

[@ghastlygno3002]

Literally everyone does

[@amari2509]

@@ghastlygno3002 facts

[@jeremy.90210]

Yeah this comment is just saying “give like I’m wholesome

[@havoc9989]

Legends say... they both are in dms rn🐐

[@maple1697]

@@havoc9989 lmfaooo 😭😭 ,,what 😳

[@reaal178]

I got so confused at 15:21 I thought I was in a vc and people were hearing me laugh for seemingly no reason

[@dsxndoval]

SAME lmao

[@michaelellis5555]

I though I somehow joined a VC and left because I was checking Discord at the time

[@theogbeatslayer7411]

same

[@theogbeatslayer7411]

@JuanTheYellowMan Fire EditZ🔥 ...

[@kristapsmezulis4586]

same

[@TheHotBlade]

"Woof." - Sherman's dad probably

[@fusefalafel7062]

Why are everywhere

[@imadethistocommet6525]

Man of class

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

kill me

[@the.true.A]

@@fusefalafel7062 why are everywhere

[@carlwheezer6148]

@@the.true.A why are everywhere

[@sammyw4256]

Man I never thought someone will call me a cutie.

[@walkingconfyaoi]

PFF-

[@McdonaldManIII]

Cutie

[@sammyw4256]

O_O

[@soulkingabstr4kt887]

ur a real cutie 😘 no homo

[@D.a.c59]

We all cuties and its awsome

[@baddest1aroundonpurrrrr103]

I like how “omelette du fromage” means “cheese omelette” and that girl said omg I love you too🤦🏾‍♀️😂😭

[@dsxndoval]

15:20 i really thought someone left a vc i wasnt even in.

[@luckylegend470]

bro same i litteraly checked every server i was in lol

[@asmahxoxothestar4230]

How to play fort nite, in a poopy place bc you too rich everyday

[@dsxndoval]

@@asmahxoxothestar4230 what

[@isabellat8678]

me too haha

[@Rott4n]

The boys when fainted calls us cuties: 😳

[@matthubris2765]

Lol I'm a girl and I'm like that

[@theonewhoasked9046]

@@matthubris2765 you're now one of the bois

[@greysettings9288]

im a trans boy and i like that lol

[@matthubris2765]

@@theonewhoasked9046 🖐🏼 ofc

[@chris-ib8hf]

Ga-

[@sophienotsofie7837]

ok but who texts their crush like “hI cRUsH”

[@driedleaf6615]

Psychopaths

[@someone-cs1ix]

If it doesn't take at least three years for _anyone_ to find out about your crush you're being too forward

[@hawkeyetrickshots2921]

@@someone-cs1ix I would say if it takes less than a few months you don’t trust nearly anyone and your not being forward enough

[@commander_frog]

The wifu only works sometimes, others it just yells at you

[@walkingconfyaoi]

facts

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

my wifu is bad

[@CqstleByers]

My wifu is slow when we connected 😩

[@knerdyp0tat0e52]

Wow! I can’t believe I get a free loaf of bread! What a great deal!

[@trainosaurousrex4472]

I’m bready for this loaf

[@knerdyp0tat0e52]

@@trainosaurousrex4472 you didn’t....

[@trainosaurousrex4472]

What? It’s not crumby and in the past it was considered a wholemeal

[@sky_lordz]

I come to watch this channel when I’m depressed and it alway fixes me hahaha thanks for the amazing vids keep it up

[@walkingconfyaoi]

imagine your dad coming back and just saying: *w o o f .*

[@walkingconfyaoi]

@Trickster12 e indeed

[@walkingconfyaoi]

@Trickster12 e I wouldn't know since my dad disappeared 2 minutes after I was born

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

wierd

[@walkingconfyaoi]

@@NoNo-jy8jm L

[@meetaverma8372]

My father does that to our dog, in fact we all do that

[@gravestonegaming10]

“Never end a conversation with a fight.”

[@lucassperli5024]

7:47 IT TOOK ME A WHOLE ASS 2 MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND IT, but to who didnt understand it yet, the "drop the y" was not about the y in funny but the y in Your

[@minoibwoi14]

THANK YOOOOOUUUUU

[@DanDoesStuffs]

Me too...

[@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap]

"nah its cool lol 💀" is a book move, but he could've played the passive aggressive: *mirror opponent* (!!)

[@arespeverell9877]

cheese omelette - The most romantic thing in french.

[@Ike_AW]

Oui oui gracias Deutschland

[@meetaverma8372]

I actually consider a meal offer pretty romantic

[@Flores-ne1ex]

If my dad ever texted me "woof" I'd divorce him

[@setiest]

wait what

[@silentyandere9704]

1:10 he knew how much he exactly ate and shoot his shot madlad

[@robloxhacksrobloxhacks1593]

“Your kids are going to be so cute and funny but drop the y”. HES SAYING OUR KIDS

[@andresloveslatinas]

Fainted you’re so funny lol hahahahahahahagahshfgjj 😂

[@YakultFan3]

Jzjzjzjzjxxj

[@javierescuella9513]

R/ihadastroke

[@OmegaDeltaOmicron]

@@javierescuella9513 lesbian

[@theonewhoasked9046]

@@OmegaDeltaOmicron are you 8?

[@OmegaDeltaOmicron]

@@theonewhoasked9046 probably not, I'm guessing you looked at my bio, I wasn't trying to offend anyone, just so you know

[@randomnobody6001]

Let's all appreciate Fainted for never lying.

[@noahchovan5401]

7:45 it’s meant to be OUR kids will be so cute and funny, you drop the first “y”

[@rcoverc]

TY

[@SandwichBoiYT]

The sequel to dad saying "meow"

[@Grizzy6122]

1:22 Exactly $420 worth... not a coincidence

[@yourcomrade3286]

you know its lit when fainted posts

[@audiandranveer8653]

Btw, the joke is "OUR kids will be so cute and funny"

[@scarox93]

$420: *exists* Fainted: "That's gotta be like almost $500, right?"

[@uhspongebob..]

i asked my mum what a liquid zoo is and she responded with was "wheres a liquid zoo? whats a liquid zoo? you're wierd" i think i'm a disappointment to her now- 😗✌

[@taijo7462]

13:29 that pickup line was as smooth as my brain

[@gamingcreep6099]

The French text means "cheese omelet" if my brain serves me right

[@splishfish1286]

Best part of the day is watching my man fainted

[@wxst3053]

Noti squad hi bro your a goat for these

[@therealbacon3380]

Everyone talking about fainted saying cuties, but no-one talking 'bout that "✨hee hee✨"

[@yun-yun5774]

so I asked my mom if we could go to the liquid zoo, she smiled and said this is why your the disappointment I'm dying inside XD

[@screentime8549]

omg the hee hee was legendary

[@CallMeKirby]

He’s back thank the lord bois

[@EonServoXA]

1:09 That's a very nice time to send that text message

[@swdee176]

Early, love your videos

[@lyzzylolxddd4408]

damn, never thought someone would call me cute lol. u rlly make my day man, keep it up

[@someperson4x]

I’m pretty sure “Omelette du fromage” means “omelette and cheese” (I can’t speak french that well but an omelette is a type of french food, and I remember fromage means cheese from the french lessons I used to do)

[@punpun1910]

Close but not really- we don’t say « Omelette du fromage » but « Omelette au fromage » which mean Cheese omelette

[@someperson4x]

@@punpun1910 ohhh ok ty

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

Zoomers don't know it's from Dexter's laboratory

[@Alovelylobster]

0:47 Unrelated but, my parents went out to get dog food and came back with two birds. Lol.

[@Xanith1]

Cuties, now where is my likes

[@imannam]

7:47 "Our kids are gonna be so cute and funny" I think that's it

[@ericthecool1239]

You're a cutie, Fainted!

[@chris-ib8hf]

Stop it

[@jce9579]

How fast I clicked the second I saw the notif is unbelievable 😂

[@walkingconfyaoi]

E

[@scarc3nuggets38]

Im gonna your merch because anime girls

[@uchihadarkbmgo8113]

Free loaf of bread "Very very legit"

[@tjviking855]

Day 82 of asking Fainted for a Waifu Day 83 of asking Fainted for a Waifu Day 84 of asking Fainted for a Waifu Day 85 of asking Fainted for a Waifu Day 86 of asking Fainted for a Waifu Day 87 of asking Fainted for a Waifu Day 88 of asking Fainted for a Waifu Day 89 of asking Fainted for a Waifu

[@jessicataylor7174]

7:38 (rubbish joke but...) 'your kids are going to be so cute and funny' [drop the y] 'OUR kids are going to be so cute and funny'

[@jimyboi4049]

First

[@ghostlyz3418]

Grats

[@Ellie-lq5nd]

Omfg I love bread.

[@emiliestaffeld4216]

7:08 I translated it- it- it- IT MEANS CHEESE- OMELETTE- **DIES OF LAUGHTER**

[@gokage7040]

Bruh the “Hee Hee!” Got me💀💀

[@carlost9548]

Fainted never disappoints

[@alivaghosh3422]

7:17 I tried that forgotten pickup line on my friend in the EXACT same way as that dude... And I must say, her reaction was priceless

[@Yeetright]

7:17 I was dying 😂

[@뱀-i1v]

dad: woof… grandpa: meow… IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

[@11drop]

CHEESE OMLETTE LMAO

[@noxyfv]

5:49 Normal People: Looking At Text Messages Me: *Why Is The Phone at 1%*

[@JD-it2vz]

7:10 Omelette du fromage means Cheese Omelette in French 🤣

[@issafroggy7968]

7:03 If you’re too lazy to look it up it means “cheese omelet”

[@danny_vowov]

2:32 the fact that my first name is Juliann makes this funnier to me for some reason

[@FrozenViper5]

I don't really see the point of having 2 n's instead of just one, not hating on the name just confused.

[@yuveea]

11:06 deadass thought msi laptop was mindless self indulgence laptop

[@CrowFriend21]

My man out here be using animal jam music in his background

[@mysticism5073]

Anyone else found his channel and can’t stop watching?

[@cryxbaby6164]

meeeeeee

[@raceeht]

still gotta send that guy his switch lol

[@jordy_muhnordy]

Omg the "Hee Hee" took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roantd]

7:48 "Your kids are gonna be cute and funny... but drop the 'Y'" "Our kids are gonna be cute and funny... but drop the 'Y'"

[@quit4254]

"omelette du fromage" means CHEESE OMELETTE BAHAHAHHAHA

[@ElliHonkamaki]

The "hee hee" killed me 😂😂❤️

[@zwaeeeh398]

2:33 I really don't wanna say it but this is just some next level simping right here

[@imliterallyadachi]

fainted always has the best videos

[@doraiseverywhere6748]

7:11 That means cheese omelette I’m dying-

[@daisiedaniels]

The French one said "cheese omelette" 😂

[@Sselzew]

All fun and games until somebody types “I feel soda pressed😂😭”

[@Rhakjellg]

that discord disconnect sound got me confused for a straight minute and a half

[@darwinkim2919]

15:21 you actually got me with that one.

[@cytrynkacytrynka8366]

7:52 our kids....😩😳

[@melonpulse4833]

"cheese omelette" "Omg I love you"

[@wolfyrose4604]

Same

[@FireballAnimates]

Ah yes, cheese omelette, the perfect way to flirt with someone

[@meetaverma8372]

A meal offer is the most flirtatious according to me

[@DanixMRs]

7:08 this guy legit said cheese omelette 😂

[@igloo2695]

Gimme the free breadddd

[@jupiteries4659]

Great vid

[@scrollx3758]

7:12 that means cheese omelette 🤣🤣

[@crazy2738_7]

7:11 he actually said "Cheese omelette" lol

[@EMP_TAGS]

FLYYYYY DAMN YOUUU FLYYYYY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mossmoss1650]

7:50 our kids. That took me a day.

[@EV1NRUDE]

5:50 Skill unlocked: Drop a frag grenade when killed.

[@keemfrtm]

He back wit funny texts

[@maanbikram23]

5:48 HIS PHONE IS ON 1%

[@Kenzii.j]

''Flirt with me in French" OMELETTE FROM CHEESE

[@CoxyHimself]

This is the king

[@tranzicion4557]

Lmaooooo cheese omelette best flirt

[@BrainDamageNeko]

Has eaten Slim Jims worth $420 Sends message at 4.20 p.m. Coincidence?

[@KalucoNite]

I love how the dude texted her "Cheese Omelette" in french