FUNNIEST TEXTS OF 2022

[@KnightSlasher]

Honestly parents thinking you control everything on the internet is such a boomer moment, yes it is my fault the internet is out totally

[@Pianodaddyy]

I mean, as a networking and cybersecurity specialist, I could 100% control everything my son does on the internet 😂😂😂 But.......I respect my sons right to privacy and would not abuse my knowledge like that anyway. Still funny though 😂

[@map5199]

@@Pianodaddyy 🤓☝

[@lydiaw4681]

My mum watches everything i do while im doing it. She could be watching what im doing right now

[@Googoogagabanana]

🤓🤓🤓

[@danielgamingyt2640]

@@map5199💀💀💀💀💀

[@mattedwards5847]

Title : best text of 2022 Actual date : messages from 2012

[@Pstefii]

fr i saw most of these in 2019

[@MoaiFromRapaNui]

@Draco_Malfoy_fan_15I mean if you’re commenting you were probably born 😅

[@999Jet]

0:50 that was the best laugh I ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kalebw-t9d]

yo dawg i like the profile pic! LLJW

[@csxrailfan632]

2:29 got me laughing so hard I died of suffocation

[@lunaafton2065]

YEAH IT GOT ME TOO LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SavulthanTheMan]

Fr 😂

[@cabinsys]

sorry for your loss

[@danielgamingyt2640]

How did you comment that then

[@dory_notafish09]

Well I hope you can respawn :)

[@REzombieMuncher32]

" I think guys in the military make this 100x hotter lmao" The legit part that got me lol 😂😆😂😆😂

[@oDrqgon_Fb]

Lol if only they used a flamethrower

[@KirbLePoyoMaster]

I honestly forgot that I used to watch Fainted. Just got the notif and I can't wait to binge all that I missed out on!

[@gacha_beemocha8533]

dang that mom really wanted an excuse to break up with him 🤣 37:02

[@ima_pancakebruh]

5:28 had me in tears😂😂😂

[@rokpodlogar6062]

some really clever retaliations in here. "you're fucking welcome" and "no worries i had you by accident" my top favourites.

[@NockGuns]

0:52 I have never heard someone laugh that hard

[@coolcomputer7216]

i know right

[@Cookiesor_biscuts]

These are funny as hell I’m literally watching this instead of sleeping and I’m trying so hard to not laugh out loud because my mum thinks I’m sleeping lol

[@harryklemash9803]

update? did she wake up? what happened?

[@Blueydude15]

I’m also trying not to laugh because it’s 3 in the morning

[@quit-v4z]

same

[@fatdawg1635]

I fell asleep to this 💀

[@hairyballtheorem]

got me like 😐

[@kaffinator_21]

i literally couldnt stop laughing. the voiceover tho - its better than the texts!

[@Tristarbunni]

2:47 literally me in two emojis: 🤣☠

[@rapidrenderr]

55:11 the joy when you get 11 chicken nuggets instead of 10 translated into mcchickens

[@lilcoffee6528]

The ad just after 21:06 describes what the cat feels

[@KrisXCross13]

Bro where has little homie skedaddle off to💀

[@Cryptic62637]

The guy on 11:56 is a legend ❤

[@RaynexD]

2:22 LMFAO IM FRICKING DIEING 😂😂💀

[@Cryptic62637]

Ikr😂

[@Rub69420]

8:20 I was drinking my orange juice when oklahoma came out of no where and laughed so hard while keeping the juice in my mouth and it came out of my nose and I felt like throwing up😭😭😭

[@Solarsystem_..23]

MAN ARE YOU OK? your laugh is everything-

[@1isotope]

1:47 even the dad is dirtyminded... what have we come to as a society 😭

[@aekainal]

bro where are you

[@JamesDHalliday]

I love this!!! 😂

[@Multifandomed_idiot]

"Tell me it's Christmas without saying it's Christmas." "It's Dec 25 2022" "Listen here you little shit."

[@KohanaWinterbloom]

"Is this your first time taking a shower?" This guy is absolutely great :D

[@decidukye4563]

You're a legend! Thank you!

[@denniscoldman3527]

Okay aint no way the fbi really gonna be like "ive watched her phone for month's she aint into u aint no way 😂

[@Misterthecatatouie]

2:34 BAHAHAHAHHA I ACTUALLY WHEEZING😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Codahh_]

5:38 bro got setup by the feds 💀

[@luckyducky610]

2:46 had me dying ☠️☠️☠️

[@kylafaries47]

6:52 was my fav one- I did something similar to one of my guy "friends" and it worked damn well lol

[@Buckflash]

0:04 anyone else see a double joke here

[@JohnSwanIsHere]

Keep that up💀

[@jpancoast]

0:00 I CHOKED ON MY SODA

[@Coolraiden877]

I guess you can say it was a higharious joke

[@texts_4u]

34:45 got me. Like WHAT THE FUQ IS WRONG WITH THESE BROTHERS MAN?!😂

[@IMM0Rtal318]

bro that "is he Chinese ?" killed me 😂

[@snuzzl]

0:52 bro that laugh 💀💀💀

[@Erik-z6v]

5:55 i legit fell from the bed at this one

[@cringetron]

24:22 i literally thought it was gonna be a suqma balls joke

[@delilahlewis8193]

Same

[@Sports_girl45]

Sameee

[@Coolraiden877]

But the real question is did they went there?

[@popinyoyo]

Holy this is an hour long, didn't anticipate that

[@theonlybilge]

I'd ask "how many of these are fake", but the answer would be shorter if I asked which were real.

[@ImS4tůrn]

“I can fix that” -Holes

[@oddwolf3797]

The Chinese got me dying 😂😭

[@Dykinator]

The "Oklahoma" text killed me idk why 😭

[@MrCheeseHat2]

"DAMM BOI, DAMN BOI HE THICC, BOI THATS A THICC AS- BOI, DAMN"

[@5ivestar.4ddi]

yo this is real random but i remember i was like. real depressed during 2020-2021 and i watch your vids and Dankify memes vids. they made my days much better fr. wanted to thank you for that

[@sunfishensunfishen2271]

Why’d you stop uploading?

[@TeamFishEmpire]

6:07 OMFG This got me laughing so hard I trew my food on the floor

[@rawrsphere]

is it just me or are the laughs funnier than the texts?

[@UnPhazes]

33:10 he was telling him what he should do ATM because there's no way you're getting 10 pages done in 30 minutes

[@DaveMillerDSAF-1]

*NOT THE DOUBLE PUN AT THE START MAN* 😭😭😭😭 *AYO BRO WHAT THE FUCK??* 5:57 *NAH BRO, FAINTED YOU MAD SUS*

[@nfdjseifhndsjk]

42:55 literally my mom- she be sayin "get drunk do drugs your life is too boring and you´re a teen!" but then I wanna start and she be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[@kylebuschandbostonfantilldead]

16:31 it gets worse he said after the missed message “and your daughter

[@mirandaberle3309]

"you know what i've always wondered..? how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes??" had to as my guy bestie that one

[@quackityg3907]

35:46 Bro really has 115 unread messages 💀

[@TheUltimateSpider_Man0]

16:42 After that he says: and your daughter. AND IT DELIVERS

[@Survey1Cadet1Blair]

4:34 is practically Levi 🤣

[@WhoWantsToKnow81]

24:20 Suqma had me at the first half ngl

[@kyleflash5464]

I did the sun one irl to a girl and I was chased for a week

[@CTOHysterical]

19:27 I did this exact same thing to my gf before we started dating 😂

[@Coolraiden877]

Is that the reason why you have that profile?

[@GabeZambrano]

WHAT UP LORD FARQUAAD I CANT IM DYING 😭 🤣 💀

[@thelucasaulenbachershow9255]

Not grandma with the comeback 😭🙏

[@happyemojimemes]

13:57 bond making skills of a spore civilization

[@Coolraiden877]

5:29 this is amazing

[@Tytonic]

@fainted where are you bro we miss you

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

i killed him

[@TanzoBladeCoffee]

Stille:" are you eating my fking food rn? me:*wheezing*

[@ronwinkler6292]

bro that meme of the kid jumping in the garbage was filmed at my high school in wisconsin

[@fatmangames1311]

40:10 if that was my son I would say don't do it again but we getting something nice for lunch that was funny

[@ThatOneBakon07]

Bro the first one was amazing bro

[@Coach_Shiner]

1:49 nice catch

[@DaRusselHobbs]

11:33 lol

[@The_Strawberry_S.Q.U.A.D]

24:15 I thought they were gonna say "suqma balls! ..."

[@Switxh_11]

big fan bro

[@ayyanhussain4423]

I want that friendship from a drug dealer

[@Idonotexist-l4d]

"Dooya who" "Dooya mother" 💀

[@arlexxs]

ngl but his laugh>>>

[@spazzklown10]

3:55 is ur butt sore?! 😂🤣 😭

[@XoxoArtChannel]

13:02 poor person having to deal with that 🗿

[@JESUSISKING-ny6qf]

When you have no friends😐🙂🥲 1:05:42

[@FaeTheMf]

32:10 Ayo? Rizzler? Rizzalicious? Rizzaholic? Rizzy neutron? Rizz obama? Rizzard of oz? Degree in quantum rizzics?

[@GoldenRobloxian.1]

2:47 “ARE YOU EATING MY FU-ING FOOD???!!!”

[@Meg_2010]

the one with the "rawr" was giving furry vibes 🤣

[@axololtlburton]

as soon as heard the sound of a british man i hit the sub button in a mil a second

[@-ToastDrop-]

21:06 got me so bad like bro what the cat do 🤣

[@ShelbyBargas-o6k]

THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES

[@sallydane4763]

1:09 was the funniest

[@Heavvyrain]

Missing me some fainted right bout now

[@Emodoge]

The only adds I’ve been getting is about the most dangerous cheese-

[@Ghost_Cloud]

YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH :D my childhood 😔

[@TIMOTHYEET69420]

2:59 Lol

[@icantdoitanymore15]

just......just PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG!

[@White_Man1010]

"you're getting blocked if you keep that up" : so you want me to flush this up down the toilet ?

[@onlyestrell]

me clicking on this not thinking it was an HOUR long.

[@KaitLynn-r6r]

the man wants his cereal

[@loadlng_error8347]

4:27 bro got him home in 1 minute

[@skyler_bach17222]

13:05 had me rolling 😂

[@Goodbye305]

i just realised i had this on loop

[@YoshiCHEEP]

0:06 Does that mean i have to throw UP away, its just toilet water

[@felixitysworld]

2:13 Bruh--- Way to remind a girl she's single TvT AND WHAT A WUSS, LMAO-- Do it in Klingon

[@Finnandbotrains]

3:47 😂😂😂😂

[@KylieArellano-ug3lq]

5:57 killed me tho