FUNNIEST TEXTS OF 2022

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Fainted

Күн бұрын

Funny text messages and texts chats from all over the internet, best of 2022
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What is up friends, here's a brand new compilation of the funniest texts and chats messages. If you're a fan of funny text messages then you came to the right channel, if you wanna see people text message their mom and ex - you picked the right video! 50+ funny text fails using funny pick up lines. If you wanna see a whole lot more funny text messages and funny texts in general - fainted chats and clumsy funniest texts ever are very good series.
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@KnightSlasher
@KnightSlasher Жыл бұрын
Honestly parents thinking you control everything on the internet is such a boomer moment, yes it is my fault the internet is out totally
@Pianodaddyy
@Pianodaddyy Жыл бұрын
I mean, as a networking and cybersecurity specialist, I could 100% control everything my son does on the internet 😂😂😂 But.......I respect my sons right to privacy and would not abuse my knowledge like that anyway. Still funny though 😂
@map5199
@map5199 Жыл бұрын
@@Pianodaddyy 🤓☝
@lydiaw4681
@lydiaw4681 Жыл бұрын
My mum watches everything i do while im doing it. She could be watching what im doing right now
@Googoogagabanana
@Googoogagabanana Жыл бұрын
🤓🤓🤓
@danielgamingyt2640
@danielgamingyt2640 Жыл бұрын
@@map5199💀💀💀💀💀
@mattedwards5847
@mattedwards5847 Жыл бұрын
Title : best text of 2022 Actual date : messages from 2012
@Pstefii
@Pstefii Жыл бұрын
fr i saw most of these in 2019
@MoaiFromRapaNui
@MoaiFromRapaNui 6 ай бұрын
@Draco_Malfoy_fan_15I mean if you’re commenting you were probably born 😅
@Claire_Redfields_Favorite_Toy
@Claire_Redfields_Favorite_Toy Жыл бұрын
" I think guys in the military make this 100x hotter lmao" The legit part that got me lol 😂😆😂😆😂
@oDrqgon
@oDrqgon Жыл бұрын
Lol if only they used a flamethrower
@999Jet
@999Jet 10 ай бұрын
0:50 that was the best laugh I ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂
@KirbLePoyoMaster
@KirbLePoyoMaster Жыл бұрын
I honestly forgot that I used to watch Fainted. Just got the notif and I can't wait to binge all that I missed out on!
@csxrailfan632
@csxrailfan632 Жыл бұрын
2:29 got me laughing so hard I died of suffocation
@lunaafton2065
@lunaafton2065 Жыл бұрын
YEAH IT GOT ME TOO LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SavulthanTheMan
@SavulthanTheMan Жыл бұрын
Fr 😂
@cabinsys
@cabinsys Жыл бұрын
sorry for your loss
@danielgamingyt2640
@danielgamingyt2640 Жыл бұрын
How did you comment that then
@dory_playzzz09
@dory_playzzz09 Жыл бұрын
Well I hope you can respawn :)
@gacha_beemocha8533
@gacha_beemocha8533 Жыл бұрын
dang that mom really wanted an excuse to break up with him 🤣 37:02
@Cookiesor_biscuts
@Cookiesor_biscuts Жыл бұрын
These are funny as hell I’m literally watching this instead of sleeping and I’m trying so hard to not laugh out loud because my mum thinks I’m sleeping lol
@harryklemash9803
@harryklemash9803 Жыл бұрын
update? did she wake up? what happened?
@Blueydude15
@Blueydude15 Жыл бұрын
I’m also trying not to laugh because it’s 3 in the morning
@quit-v4z
@quit-v4z Жыл бұрын
same
@fatdawg1635
@fatdawg1635 Жыл бұрын
I fell asleep to this 💀
@f1uxd4t4
@f1uxd4t4 Жыл бұрын
got me like 😐
@ima_pancakebruh
@ima_pancakebruh Жыл бұрын
5:28 had me in tears😂😂😂
@rokpodlogar6062
@rokpodlogar6062 2 ай бұрын
some really clever retaliations in here. "you're fucking welcome" and "no worries i had you by accident" my top favourites.
@kaffinator_21
@kaffinator_21 Жыл бұрын
i literally couldnt stop laughing. the voiceover tho - its better than the texts!
@KrisXCross13
@KrisXCross13 Жыл бұрын
Bro where has little homie skedaddle off to💀
@NockGuns
@NockGuns Жыл бұрын
0:52 I have never heard someone laugh that hard
@coolcomputer7216
@coolcomputer7216 Жыл бұрын
i know right
@Solarsystem_..23
@Solarsystem_..23 10 ай бұрын
MAN ARE YOU OK? your laugh is everything-
@aekainal
@aekainal Жыл бұрын
bro where are you
@rapidrenderr
@rapidrenderr Жыл бұрын
55:11 the joy when you get 11 chicken nuggets instead of 10 translated into mcchickens
@JamesDHalliday
@JamesDHalliday Жыл бұрын
I love this!!! 😂
@Tristarbunni
@Tristarbunni Жыл бұрын
2:47 literally me in two emojis: 🤣☠
@lilcoffee6528
@lilcoffee6528 Жыл бұрын
The ad just after 21:06 describes what the cat feels
@katewalters210
@katewalters210 4 ай бұрын
"Is this your first time taking a shower?" This guy is absolutely great :D
@RaynexD
@RaynexD Жыл бұрын
2:22 LMFAO IM FRICKING DIEING 😂😂💀
@Cryptic62637
@Cryptic62637 3 ай бұрын
Ikr😂
@Codahh_
@Codahh_ Жыл бұрын
5:38 bro got setup by the feds 💀
@Cryptic62637
@Cryptic62637 3 ай бұрын
The guy on 11:56 is a legend ❤
@Rub69420
@Rub69420 Жыл бұрын
8:20 I was drinking my orange juice when oklahoma came out of no where and laughed so hard while keeping the juice in my mouth and it came out of my nose and I felt like throwing up😭😭😭
@thelucasaulenbachershow9255
@thelucasaulenbachershow9255 18 күн бұрын
Not grandma with the comeback 😭🙏
@duoz9772
@duoz9772 Жыл бұрын
1:47 even the dad is dirtyminded... what have we come to as a society 😭
@decidukye4563
@decidukye4563 Жыл бұрын
You're a legend! Thank you!
@popinyoyo
@popinyoyo Жыл бұрын
Holy this is an hour long, didn't anticipate that
@Dykinator
@Dykinator Жыл бұрын
The "Oklahoma" text killed me idk why 😭
@MrCheeseHat2
@MrCheeseHat2 Жыл бұрын
"DAMM BOI, DAMN BOI HE THICC, BOI THATS A THICC AS- BOI, DAMN"
@IMM0Rtal318
@IMM0Rtal318 Жыл бұрын
bro that "is he Chinese ?" killed me 😂
@rawrsphere
@rawrsphere Жыл бұрын
is it just me or are the laughs funnier than the texts?
@oddwolf3797
@oddwolf3797 Жыл бұрын
The Chinese got me dying 😂😭
@UnPhazes
@UnPhazes Жыл бұрын
33:10 he was telling him what he should do ATM because there's no way you're getting 10 pages done in 30 minutes
@jpancoast
@jpancoast Жыл бұрын
0:00 I CHOKED ON MY SODA
@Coolraiden877
@Coolraiden877 Жыл бұрын
I guess you can say it was a higharious joke
@ImSolårrö
@ImSolårrö Жыл бұрын
“I can fix that” -Holes
@theonlybilge
@theonlybilge Жыл бұрын
I'd ask "how many of these are fake", but the answer would be shorter if I asked which were real.
@ayyanhussain4423
@ayyanhussain4423 Жыл бұрын
I want that friendship from a drug dealer
@KaitLynn-r6r
@KaitLynn-r6r 11 ай бұрын
the man wants his cereal
@Buckflash
@Buckflash Жыл бұрын
0:04 anyone else see a double joke here
@JohnSwanIsHere
@JohnSwanIsHere 3 ай бұрын
Keep that up💀
@kylebuschandbostonfantilldead
@kylebuschandbostonfantilldead 4 ай бұрын
16:31 it gets worse he said after the missed message “and your daughter
@GabeZambrano
@GabeZambrano 5 ай бұрын
WHAT UP LORD FARQUAAD I CANT IM DYING 😭 🤣 💀
@TanzoBladeCoffee
@TanzoBladeCoffee Жыл бұрын
Stille:" are you eating my fking food rn? me:*wheezing*
@denniscoldman3527
@denniscoldman3527 11 ай бұрын
Okay aint no way the fbi really gonna be like "ive watched her phone for month's she aint into u aint no way 😂
@sunfishensunfishen2271
@sunfishensunfishen2271 Жыл бұрын
Why’d you stop uploading?
@Emodoge
@Emodoge Жыл бұрын
The only adds I’ve been getting is about the most dangerous cheese-
@onlyestrell
@onlyestrell Жыл бұрын
me clicking on this not thinking it was an HOUR long.
@kylafaries47
@kylafaries47 Жыл бұрын
6:52 was my fav one- I did something similar to one of my guy "friends" and it worked damn well lol
@LaureenaS.
@LaureenaS. 2 ай бұрын
34:45 got me. Like WHAT THE FUQ IS WRONG WITH THESE BROTHERS MAN?!😂
@Misterthecatatouie
@Misterthecatatouie 2 ай бұрын
2:34 BAHAHAHAHHA I ACTUALLY WHEEZING😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Voidboi223
@Voidboi223 Жыл бұрын
*NOT THE DOUBLE PUN AT THE START MAN* 😭😭😭😭 *AYO BRO WHAT THE FUCK??* 5:57 *NAH BRO, FAINTED YOU MAD SUS*
@mirandaberle3309
@mirandaberle3309 8 ай бұрын
"you know what i've always wondered..? how do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes??" had to as my guy bestie that one
@Meg_2010
@Meg_2010 10 ай бұрын
the one with the "rawr" was giving furry vibes 🤣
@quackityg3907
@quackityg3907 Жыл бұрын
35:46 Bro really has 115 unread messages 💀
@axololtlburton
@axololtlburton 11 ай бұрын
as soon as heard the sound of a british man i hit the sub button in a mil a second
@zvxcvxcz
@zvxcvxcz Жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn't crazy... I'm not the only one that remembers Monster having real sugar. The fake sugar is both 1) gross and 2) just about the only thing worse for you than real sugar (even for weight loss). It's like .... real sugar -> T2D, weight gain, associated risks like CHD over the long term... fake sugar -> Still gain the weight, still get T2D, still get all the comorbidities, and also get 10 kinds of cancer. I'm exaggerating a bit, but for real the fake shit is worse for you. This is also probably why people hate Dr. Pepper so much in the UK... the regular (not diet) Dr. Pepper there has fake sugar, it's messed up.
@White_Man1010
@White_Man1010 Жыл бұрын
"you're getting blocked if you keep that up" : so you want me to flush this up down the toilet ?
@ronwinkler6292
@ronwinkler6292 Жыл бұрын
bro that meme of the kid jumping in the garbage was filmed at my high school in wisconsin
@Erik-z6v
@Erik-z6v Жыл бұрын
5:55 i legit fell from the bed at this one
@icantdoitanymore15
@icantdoitanymore15 24 күн бұрын
just......just PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG!
@cringetron
@cringetron Жыл бұрын
24:22 i literally thought it was gonna be a suqma balls joke
@delilahlewis8193
@delilahlewis8193 Жыл бұрын
Same
@Sports_girl45
@Sports_girl45 Жыл бұрын
Sameee
@Coolraiden877
@Coolraiden877 Жыл бұрын
But the real question is did they went there?
@luckyducky610
@luckyducky610 Жыл бұрын
2:46 had me dying ☠️☠️☠️
@GoldenRobloxian.1
@GoldenRobloxian.1 Жыл бұрын
2:47 “ARE YOU EATING MY FU-ING FOOD???!!!”
@snuzzl
@snuzzl Жыл бұрын
0:52 bro that laugh 💀💀💀
@kyleflash5464
@kyleflash5464 10 ай бұрын
I did the sun one irl to a girl and I was chased for a week
@Scribble.claw.the.th3r14n
@Scribble.claw.the.th3r14n 2 күн бұрын
This is why I’m scared of moths.
@shyblaze42
@shyblaze42 Жыл бұрын
Come back fainted
@arlexxs
@arlexxs Жыл бұрын
ngl but his laugh>>>
@Heavvyrain
@Heavvyrain Жыл бұрын
Missing me some fainted right bout now
@The_Strawberry_S.Q.U.A.D
@The_Strawberry_S.Q.U.A.D Жыл бұрын
24:15 I thought they were gonna say "suqma balls! ..."
@Idonotexist-l4d
@Idonotexist-l4d 4 ай бұрын
"Dooya who" "Dooya mother" 💀
@5ivestar.4ddi
@5ivestar.4ddi Жыл бұрын
yo this is real random but i remember i was like. real depressed during 2020-2021 and i watch your vids and Dankify memes vids. they made my days much better fr. wanted to thank you for that
@Goodbye305
@Goodbye305 Жыл бұрын
i just realised i had this on loop
@landondapro246
@landondapro246 Жыл бұрын
2:40 me personally I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect
@ThatOneBakon07
@ThatOneBakon07 10 ай бұрын
Bro the first one was amazing bro
@Tytonic
@Tytonic Жыл бұрын
@fainted where are you bro we miss you
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Жыл бұрын
i killed him
@theoldworldkitten
@theoldworldkitten Жыл бұрын
Whoever responds to the person at the end of a joke, like the one that consists of octopuses, with "Can I eat your ass" is an Area 51 experiment and has escaped the vicinity. There's no other explanation for that response, cuz I clearly can't think of one XD
@ShelbyBargas-o6k
@ShelbyBargas-o6k 8 ай бұрын
THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
@Coach_Shiner
@Coach_Shiner 2 ай бұрын
1:49 nice catch
@TeamFishEmpire
@TeamFishEmpire Жыл бұрын
6:07 OMFG This got me laughing so hard I trew my food on the floor
@Switxh_11
@Switxh_11 Жыл бұрын
big fan bro
@YoshiCHEEP
@YoshiCHEEP 8 ай бұрын
0:06 Does that mean i have to throw UP away, its just toilet water
@DanTheGamerXDM
@DanTheGamerXDM Жыл бұрын
He sounded like the Infographics Guy at first lol
@FaeTheMf
@FaeTheMf Жыл бұрын
32:10 Ayo? Rizzler? Rizzalicious? Rizzaholic? Rizzy neutron? Rizz obama? Rizzard of oz? Degree in quantum rizzics?
@happyemojimemes
@happyemojimemes Жыл бұрын
13:57 bond making skills of a spore civilization
@felixitysworld
@felixitysworld Жыл бұрын
2:13 Bruh--- Way to remind a girl she's single TvT AND WHAT A WUSS, LMAO-- Do it in Klingon
@humanrat2.0
@humanrat2.0 Жыл бұрын
damn i've been watching fainted for a few years thinking im subscribed to him but then im not subscribed to him
@AshleyManning85
@AshleyManning85 Жыл бұрын
that grandma is hard core af
@Coolraiden877
@Coolraiden877 Жыл бұрын
5:29 this is amazing
@fatmangames1311
@fatmangames1311 Жыл бұрын
40:10 if that was my son I would say don't do it again but we getting something nice for lunch that was funny
@spazzklown10
@spazzklown10 Жыл бұрын
3:55 is ur butt sore?! 😂🤣 😭
@sallydane4763
@sallydane4763 Жыл бұрын
1:09 was the funniest
@TheUltimateSpider_Man0
@TheUltimateSpider_Man0 Жыл бұрын
16:42 After that he says: and your daughter. AND IT DELIVERS
@Madwhiterice
@Madwhiterice Жыл бұрын
That cop was a chad
@Survey1Cadet1Blair
@Survey1Cadet1Blair Жыл бұрын
4:34 is practically Levi 🤣
@nfdjseifhndsjk
@nfdjseifhndsjk Жыл бұрын
42:55 literally my mom- she be sayin "get drunk do drugs your life is too boring and you´re a teen!" but then I wanna start and she be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
@Ghost_Cloud
@Ghost_Cloud Жыл бұрын
YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH :D my childhood 😔
@phantomnoir887
@phantomnoir887 Жыл бұрын
They missed the opportunity in the first one to say "Yeah, I'm keeping it" and show another picture of the Up DVD except outside of the toilet now.
@singleasasin
@singleasasin Жыл бұрын
This was worth it ! ... 🤣🤣🤣
@loadlng_error8347
@loadlng_error8347 Жыл бұрын
4:27 bro got him home in 1 minute
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