Top Funny TEXTS FROM PARENTS TO KIDS | Alonzo Lerone

[@m.h.s8803]

The moment I realised how innocent Alonzo actually is. P3N15

[@skretzzileboi4215]

M. H.S what does it mean?

[@mattesarcasm291]

Give me Karamel Neal “Penis”

[@victoriaconder7372]

Lmao

[@zelathory1401]

@@skretzzileboi4215 oof

[@leeark5484]

I know sooo innocent 😇

[@luck33_star]

"mom, you're not good at making jokes" "I made you" ooOoooOoOOOOOO

[@AnthonY-oz5dp]

Rae The Weirdo lol

[@googaagoogaa12345678]

I imagined the ooohhh hood clip when he read it if you know which one i mean

[@luck33_star]

@@googaagoogaa12345678 yup

[@Dymphna1990]

That burn is going to require some ointment for sure!

[@luck33_star]

@@Dymphna1990 where's the school nurse when we actually need some ice?

[@dbazile15]

alonzo: what does P3N15 even mean? me: He's so innocent. We all have to make sure he stays pure

[@SummerCandii]

I'm here to corrupt

[@diana_svy]

I didn’t even know and I still got it

[@amarakura4171]

Protect the pure one.

[@drennie520]

😂😂

[@DoobeeKind]

Look at the comment above it's too late

[@94stephie1]

I remember when hashtag actually was called a pound button 😂

[@mattwalters6834]

Same

[@Dragonmaster0118]

same

[@oreo1263]

it still is called pound when talking about codes like for the house or gate in a community.

[@toriwetherington4169]

why didn’t he immediately get what P3N15 is?😂😂

[@kennedicrandal9049]

Alex Abrell 3=E 1=I 5=S work it out 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@zyxcba0]

Alex Abrell an alien emoticon 😂

[@peytonmiller6531]

Alex Abrell keep your innocence

[@alysha18]

@@SiyWhatTF Turn your phone upside down and read it😬

[@Kfaircloth13457]

@@zyxcba0 getting in a space ship right?

[@perrycomo7954]

That innocence that alonzo has is just beautiful. That last one was Penis bro.

[@ayame17798]

haitian boi lmao I was about to say” someone please tell innocent Alonzo what PEN15 is 😂😂😂

[@Morguatory]

haitian boi lol I was legit just saying this after watching the video

[@TheDarkMarionette]

I was hoping he was lying.

[@ayame17798]

Retro Boom Boom same lmao

[@perrycomo7954]

@@Morguatory yeah I was awestruck that he didn't know what that meant.

[@oreo1263]

I was laughing my head off when he didn't know what P3N15 is lol

[@laticiacrigler1762]

Yes.

[@hilol6116]

Army?

[@oreo1263]

@@hilol6116 yes lol

[@bethanyvinluan7741]

KOOOOOKIIEEEEEEEE

[@oreo1263]

@@bethanyvinluan7741 omg 😂💜

[@nexgenvrspare6167]

Text: "what does our new name mean?" Me: **A homestuck fan laughing my ass off**

[@leahfitz1483]

Taught u how to write in that code

[@cattails4097]

@@leahfitz1483 Absolutely

[@cattails4097]

I knew instantly

[@SilverIceDragon]

“I’m probably at work, flipping tacos...” I didn’t know tacos could be flipped. *mind blown* 🤯🤯🤯 LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Xer--gl5ut]

Willpower and enough refried beans in the taco might do it. Seems to have a paste texture. I'm gunna try it lol

[@herzigharte]

Pay attention to the cooks at taco bell, they flippin those tacos faster than McDonald's cleans the ice cream machines

[@ari1758]

"Mom stop you are not funny you never make jokes" "I made you" SHOTS FIRED

[@cygaming1830]

Sad

[@MusicLuvinPrincess]

😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

[@TheUnknownD]

Alonzo: WHATS PEN 15? Everyone liked that

[@nowords.405]

Penis

[@ashliemccoy05]

P3N15...PENIS🤣🤣🤣

[@KaraK348]

To me it was obvious and I don’t even have one

[@a.l.525]

Alonzo, You’re age is showing. 😩

[@endlessinsomnia4662]

Sir_Positive 15?

[@psnb1069]

This is what I just found Mom: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Mom: OK, I’ll ask your sister

[@nickrubber8598]

Son: wait mom, that what text literally mean

[@UchihaKiara]

xD

[@TheSockDragon]

Lol

[@laluna1083]

"You don't run the Google?" Lol that's a mom's love right there, my baby can do anything!! 🤣

[@DigitalBrain22]

It’s not a mother’s love to think her son can do everything, that’s stupid and crippling. This is why YOU could never achieve anything important, because your stupid mommy told you you were so special and when you faced the real world you realised that everyone there was told the same by their moms. All those who liked your post are as stupid as you. I hate idiots like you.

[@theunknownboy4599]

@@DigitalBrain22 btch u stupid thats a meme and damnnnnn you gon stoopid crazy u on drugs?

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@DigitalBrain22 Woah woah calm down there.

[@bearchan968]

@@DigitalBrain22 I guess someone doesn't have a mother👁👄👁

[@sarahdee374]

@@Celestial-Shark Cannot we even be civil and kind to each other over humor??

[@Frxsty_fantasies]

“I’m probably at work flippin’ tacos or something!”-Alonzo Lerone 2019😂😂

[@serenityashley8682]

when alonzo kept saying “wednsday thursday friday”😂💀💀

[@lavalynne932]

you mean wednesday? not wednsday

[@serenityashley8682]

LavaLynne yes i know 😂

[@sarahdee374]

On the "I don't want to bother Google" one, she thinks there's a person sitting there answering questions manually. I'm old and know better, but I get her thinking, she's trying to be considerate.

[@carolroberts4614]

Like the automated time service on the phone. Lots of people say thank you to it!

[@chickennugglet5908]

I asked my mom what time I was born and she told me "I don't know I was kinda busy at that time"

[@malorybarbeli4022]

Hahahahha

[@MadisonChesney]

I had to check my birth certificate

[@miaromano7918]

Lmaoo felt that 😂💯

[@latonejean3020]

LOL

[@hp6964]

My mom told me my time and I just now looked at my birth certificate and she told me the wrong time! I’ve been thinking it’s 8:30 for 10 years 😂

[@jorgevilla3629]

Did anybody notice that Alonzo say "working flipping tacos" when in the hell do you flip a taco you going to make a mess

[@TummyHissell]

He used to work at Taco Bell, so he may know something...

[@daisyandtoadetterock4616]

FACTS

[@arianaburnett40]

😂 I am glad I am not the only one to question that.

[@scarlettwagner3384]

It’s like when on icarly he said to put the tacos on a stick and walk around selling them. That what I thought about as soon as he said that😂😂

[@thomasvlaskampiii6850]

Am I the only one that noticed you didn't use any punctuation? If you watch these videos, you should know better

[@kiwirocky7971]

That last one . Is another way of saying alien emoticon 😂😂

[@slayergirl6983]

Lol for lots of love! 🤣 Laughing my ass off out loud!

[@AJG854]

I'm rewatching this after the devastating news he shared with us. This makes me smile to see him smile. I pray for you and your family.

[@hiwelcometochillis5140]

What news??

[@emorymcdonell3884]

hi welcome to chillis was a great night to sleep well and yesterday I wanna is a great

[@Mina-ti9nh]

@@hiwelcometochillis5140 his mum passed away.

[@pa4o93ir49]

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[@_angosbbg]

imnot surewhat ..

[@leodavis4242]

Alonzo: what is pen15? Everyone else: OMFG Alonzo is so naive lol Edit: thanks for all the likes!

[@abdelkarimashtar6636]

I wanted to like but I'm keeping that 69😉

[@leodavis4242]

@@abdelkarimashtar6636 it's 73 now lol

[@shadowreaper1685]

Leo Davis it’s 80 lol

[@leodavis4242]

@@shadowreaper1685 it was 73 at the time

[@abdelkarimashtar6636]

@@leodavis4242 not when I was gonna like

[@kloeysmith4469]

P3n15 Alonzo: “what does that mean?” He is so innocent no one ruin it pleaseee

[@samjohnston2155]

i got it instantly

[@jeromewright6618]

Sam Johnston what do it mean

[@toothless2232]

Penis

[@00piumcartier]

I sorry i just did my baaad

[@unstablemess5362]

I don't get it

[@raquelfigueroa5539]

The LOL lot of love one had me crying of laughter omg 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@wildeari5745]

alonzo: what does P3N15 even mean? me: ..i'm gonna tell him.

[@pyrodoll7137]

*slo mo run* nooOOOO

[@shaynasimmons8041]

P3N15 yall have to look at it what does it look like it spells

[@MeliMary]

Lmaooooo don't

[@tairamarroquin6097]

Dont you dare

[@arianazeya1222]

Don't you dare :(

[@magdelynewoodburn8336]

“I’m probably at work flipping tocos...” Alonzo, I didn’t know you flipped tacos. 🤣

[@braydonmuckey7457]

Go to school

[@Damnitjim7]

Sadly I flip tacos...😥

[@donaldlayton437]

Aren't those quesadillas?

[@consistentlyashen]

lol You really said "Pen 15"" OMG LOL it's clearly an alien getting on a ship

[@ChaosNCatnip]

The fact I sat here, staring at the screen with an eyebrow quirked when he said Pen 15 instead of PENIS, just shows you how innocent he can be sometimes.

[@jazminx1726]

Remi McNinch tru

[@consistentlyashen]

@@ChaosNCatnip I honestly thought he was going to make the alien joke again because this isn't even the 1st video where he said he didn't know what pen15 was. I thought surely by now he would know but that's why we all keep coming back, he makes us laugh and it's magnificent! I needed the laugh today and he didn't disappoint!

[@Purpl3Pe4ch]

@@consistentlyashen Right? I died when he said that 🤣

[@consistentlyashen]

@@Purpl3Pe4ch indeed! 😂

[@SirensMagic]

I was born at 7:53am. My mom almost forgot me in Walgreens once lol She got to the car outside before she realized I was still inside. I was looking at magazines then.

[@shawnajohnston7949]

The sad part is that I got what P3n15 is straight away lol 😂

[@delany7407]

Shawna Johnston same. Must have D1( k on the brain 😂

[@Damnitjim7]

Yeah the group pen is 15, lots of love!

[@rosareaden3133]

Right!!

[@MacTheMans]

Same

[@ashwolfdreams3819]

same!!! I am almost curious if Alonzo later was like ooooooooooo!!!!!

[@munchkiinn420]

No one: Alonzo: "I'm probably at work flipping tacos or something"

[@alejandralara5950]

“Probably at work FLIPPING TACOS !!!😂😂😂😂😂😅 who flips tacos 😂😂❤️

[@realryushiro]

The same people that deep fry ice cream.

[@paige9700]

I think she meant “No I don’t. Love you.” Not “No I don’t love you.” 😂

[@meneng6933]

Makes sense

[@alyshasocie6120]

I sure hope so lol 😸

[@phylissdaffron767]

Yaaaaaass queen¡😉

[@kristinw2600]

"No I don't love you - so I am not going to buy your fundraiser magazine subscription."

[@adasamontano8284]

Punctuation is everything lol

[@md.darkkk1826]

I love how he say “ Wednesday,Thursday, and Friday” every time he sees “WTF”

[@umeinui]

Lots of love!

[@lillyp6525]

😂 🤣

[@matchedchaos7]

"I'm probably at work flipping tacos or something.." How does one flip a taco?

[@stringybox8596]

Very carefully

[@mayamemes4590]

With a spatula

[@lilliecate2510]

Caitlin Willie I didn’t even think about that 💀💀😂

[@Jackieyeet1]

Very carefully

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Maybe it's entertainment and a meal, doing tricks with the taco shell while preparing the fixings.

[@DefyingGravity923]

8:45pm for me. I’m 36 and my mom still calls at that exact time to say happy birthday. 🥰

[@82msusweetie]

Jennifer Lee S. LOL. I thought only my mom did that. I am usually at work.

[@giraffes86]

9am for me

[@deathrose1599]

11:30 pm for me.

[@ChennaJCook]

2:10am! I usually stay up until then.

[@bryan_7376]

Same

[@crystalfranklin2583]

"I'm probably at work flippin' tacos or somethin' "

[@VinnySojor]

Wednesday Thursday Friday is a P3N15?!?! Lots of love... PS RIP auntie

[@creeper_girldiyer589]

More like R.I.P. L33t Sp33k tho

[@jadecraig3669]

“I’m prolly at work flippin taco or something” 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@facocamara2577]

the sad thing is i didnt notice it oof

[@jasminecooper3696]

I was born at 12:00 p.m. I think I was ready for lunch 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@tinkhill6997]

Jasmine Cooper I was born at 1:23 and my bday is 10/23

[@Sha23D]

Omg I just found this and the funniest part was Alonzo saying "PEN 15" Hahahaha

[@taiyaduncker8823]

Penis. Neville Longbottom. Love how you just kept WTF as Wednesday, Thursday & Friday.

[@Liv_90]

11:41 *inhales* who’s gonna tell him?

[@xoch3rry]

That mom was talking about Neville longbottom and oh boy did puberty do it’s freakin job

[@caitlynstir558]

That's what I thought!

[@caitlynstir558]

@Charlie Dunn I know! Sometimes I just want to shout at my screen, when he knows nothing about Harry Potter

[@magicalp0wers788]

Meh, Neville longbottom wasn't always good looking even when he grew up, he just looked the same to me I dunno why people think he's so hot

[@batchampa]

Matthew Lewis

[@mumblesandcats]

Ya

[@amberadamson7647]

I laughed so hard that I ended up on the floor from our couch

[@zoeo6993]

I was dying when the mom texted “ur great aunt passed away lol” and sent it to everybody thinking it means lots of love 😂😂

[@Vasaloloa]

I was born at 2:16 PM. My mom wanted to wait until it was 2:20 because then I could say that I was born on 02/02/2000 at 2:20 PM 😂

[@ZaeRod]

She should've waited till 2:22 for even more 2

[@CooperAATE]

I am old

[@teagenlepping6014]

I was on 7/7/2007 at 7:37

[@bluesoda404]

my son was born on 12/22 at 22:21

[@kayleerho516]

Steltzer Sketching I was born at 10:08 on 08/28/98 in room 208 😂😂😂

[@pr3ttyface._663]

“Nope. No more. We’re done with these”😭😭

[@VHGirlsRules]

11:15 a.m. got that Libra ♎️ zodiac sign ✌🏻👌🏻 props to the Libras out there 🙌🏻👏🏻

[@phylissdaffron767]

I'm an aries.☺

[@lalasworld5754]

0:47 No, Alonzo. She was texting like that because she didn’t have her glasses. Now she does so she can text clearly

[@brittanymiller7193]

"I'm at work flipping tacos." No one else caught that? Lol.

[@billielover3517]

Brittany Miller oh 😂

[@foundtheavocadoshehe8042]

@@billielover3517 I love your profile pic

[@00piumcartier]

@billie lover you are meh fav billie is queen

[@allyssawilkins4259]

I caught that and searched in the comments for other people who noticed. It did make me laugh though XD

[@supposedly1-2]

yes but its just another 'alonzoism' hahahaa

[@aubreebw7189]

Him reading the message:P3n15,I don't know what that means Me watching:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@ladyh0826]

I freaking love this video 😂 especially the potato part it’s hilarious 🤣

[@mekala-pualani5770]

10:42 Alonzo: "I'm probably at work flipping tacos." 😂😂😂😂

[@101jumpergirl101]

I think the "I found my glasses text" was originally "i cant find my glasses" then she found them.

[@elianagallagher3763]

101jumpergirl101 yes that would make so much sense😂

[@MaddyAmari]

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[@LadyIrinaLovise]

It was also, so I can not text :)

[@tayenparke]

The end though 😂 😂 the fact that he couldn’t figure it out shows how his mother taught him well 😂

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

I'm glad my mom's pretty tech-adaptive. She was a secretary, so she had to learn fast with the quickly-evolving systems.

[@ylayourlittleadvisor2927]

I was about to lose my damn mind when that one mom thought that it was an alien trying to get into A ship😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂...It will take time to forget this LMFAO!

[@skylerrainnnj]

Same!!! That shit was sooooo funny. My neightbirs hate me. Its 1am. LoL

[@dccurt9118]

Skyler RainNJ it’s 4:54 am 😂

[@owencummings4663]

Skyler RainNJ lots of love?

[@ericafrancis9895]

That was the best 😂😂

[@remminyburg28]

@@skylerrainnnj its 7:56 am here

[@JeniPireX]

I now know WTF could also mean Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday. Thanks, Alonzo. The more you know.

[@princessbinas]

It's also on our calendars.

[@JeniPireX]

princessbinas I already knew that. It’s just that WTF most of the time means “what the f-“ in text, but in the video that one text conversation the mom used it for Wednesday, Thursday & Friday instead of texting Wed. Thurs. Fri.

[@arachnesakura9375]

@@JeniPireX so long as you give proper context of what youre using "WTF" then go right ahead using it for days of the week

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

Also, “Well that’s fantastic”

[@katothebulldogge]

Where’s the food

[@Kupp_Kakez3]

I’m crying 😂😂😭😭 omg I’m dying !!!! The alien smiley had me DYING🤣🤣😭😭

[@andrewwhitney1244]

8====D

[@rachelg2385]

I think the mom meant. "No, I don't. Love you!"

[@tinzzz_7]

i was born april 7th 1997, at 5:29pm and my brothers daughter.. the same day, same year, at 11:29am So yes, I was an aunt 6 hours before I was born 😂😂

[@Onsvaltti]

Nuorempi kuin oma veljentytär. Jännä. O__o mä tiiän ihmisiä jotka on kans saman ikäsiä tätinsä kanssa, mut silti jännä.

[@NativeAmericanSwag]

Awesome

[@alyssapodguski]

That's actually pretty sick tho, growing up with your niece and being like best friends 😂

[@velocitygaming7037]

WTF LOL I mean Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday and Lots of Love

[@tjg6363]

Nice comment

[@devinesisk3631]

"you don't run the Google?" That is overestimating your child

[@kristenkinnan4943]

I love the vids when kash is in the background watching

[@ShowMeLoveFilms]

"What is tpain? is it kpop" I... I just had a stroke. *_the i n a c c u r a c y_*

[@candidlycandace]

There was an ad for KY jelly in the middle of this video 😂😂

[@elianagallagher3763]

Candidly Candace not for me

[@candidlycandace]

@@elianagallagher3763 I don't think it's the same ads for everyone... I was just saying when I watched it there was and that was a funny coincidence

[@Emilytheswiftie1989]

I got it too 😂😂

[@peepzluvem]

Lol same

[@tristanemerson6862]

Ad are based on search history and such so 😬😬😬

[@emberep1593]

3:59 am on a beautiful August morning in 87. Ironically, I always wake up right before that time on my birthday. Never fails.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:26 - There's Kaash! (Kasshe?) I can never remember how to spell it, but he's sooo cute! 2:27 - I don't know what that is, but this is a winky face. ;-) or simply ;) 4:54 - Alonzo: How do you know he's Jewish and going to Medical School??? Me: Obviously she struck up a conversation with him after she took his picture. Mom: That's why I go to the dog park; to find you a boyfriend. Daughter: Well, okay, but no St. Bernards. I hate it when a guy drools on me!

[@ravenharris5057]

Um p3n15 means.... ALIEN EMOTICON ^~^💧 Jesus Christ ppl ô~ô

[@moondream6]

I knew it immediately and I laughed watching him try to figure it out. I like to think maybe he was acting though... It's pretty obvious.

[@SolarBliss]

Lmao.. idk he didn't get that

[@queenfufu4305]

Lol

[@YukonYuki]

yup lol

[@niyakeke5563]

@Raven Harris Nicely put 👏

[@TitanicTruths]

Parent: what does IDK TTYL mean Kid : I dont know, talk to you later Parent: well fine don't tell I go ask someone else.

[@Hayleeds]

Someone wasn’t apart of the P3N15 club in school......

[@yamiblack3173]

I wasnt nd i still know wat it means... just turn the numbers into the closest looking letters...

[@Hayleeds]

CRO 411 you never had it written on your hand?

[@elisabethmhawkins9025]

80082 was the one we had at school, done on a calculator.

[@kate2352]

I was born sometime in the hour of 2:00 AM Edit: I'd also like to say sorry to my mom for trying to come out the wrong way and making her go though an emergency C-section

[@kathleenmiles2504]

I feel so bad on the last one that he didn’t get it sadly me 14 year old got it 😂🤣

[@sa0ytb719]

I’m ten yet I knew it when i was 5 😅

[@kei_xoxo4203]

Mad Max I got it and I’m 11

[@kei_xoxo4203]

Sara Abduljalil same

[@kevinadams788]

Im 15 😭

[@kei_xoxo4203]

Kevin Adams lol

[@IamHoywoodHorton]

Anyone else see Cash chilling in the back lol... I love him

[@picknbeansmamma]

"Mom stop you are not funny You never make jokes" "I made you" Well played mom... well played 😂🤣😂 P3n15 🤣 I'm dying!!!

[@tiffanyclay6176]

OMG this video had me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@akeyah921]

The Harry Potter question was definitely Neville 😂😂😂

[@julianarodriguez3015]

I died when the mom sent 💩 she said it’s a little chocolate kiss 😂😂

[@missmartin85]

Juliana Alicia That’s sooo cute lol

[@dessasgang3329]

Juliana Alicia mee too bruhh I lost it 😂

[@jkosistar]

Did he just say “W, Thursday, Friday”? 😂😭😭😭

[@michellek9142]

I cant even!! I laugh too hard at these videos he does. Hilarious Google joke. And the K, Y joke about PBJ jelly. This reel is hilarious. I always end up in tears laughing!! Best humor

[@kaylawellman4263]

10:43 ah yes… how I love my job flipping tacos 😂😭

[@ruthsepulveda3425]

Kayla Wellman same here🥺

[@Magpie5yndrome]

I think the "I found my glasses!" one was supposed to be her trying to text without them in the first one. Didn't work out so well. So she found her glasses. Also, I was born 9:45 pm.

[@halynray5817]

Magpie Syndrome TWINSIES lol

[@coolemogirl]

Magpie Syndrome happy birthday

[@Magpie5yndrome]

@@coolemogirl I... just told the time I was born, not the date...

[@coolemogirl]

Magpie Syndrome oh happy birthday

[@t1a]

@@Magpie5yndrome omg happy birthday 😃

[@titaniumfrenchhorn]

i was born at 3:43 pm edit ~ PEN15 means whatever the alien emoticon was 😂 lol (lots of love!)

[@kathleencox6989]

The mom leaving her kid at Wal-mart,I can relate. lol My mom and I went to Massachusetts to visit my aunt last year and we were visiting her friend. We were at a Beach and I had gotten out of the car to take a picture and the next thing I knew, Mom and her friend had left. lol :) I texted Mom asking if she was missing anyone and she replied, why are you texting me from the back?'' I told her to look. She thought I had gotten in the car when I didn't. lol :) She turned around real quick. lol :)

[@sofiafontanilla8904]

“Mom, it’s a sreencrap” -Alonzo Lerone 2019

[@eevkookie5418]

Screengrab

[@jimingothisjamz]

yooooo 😂😂😂😂 sreencrap😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@ejjkejjejej8346]

God bless everyone

[@mreshadow]

"grab" is what he said. Took me a sec

[@spongebob02]

Alonzo: oh my god his face got longer Me laughing so hard my parents can hear me laughing through the wall

[@TheAshlie48]

P3n15.... Just look at it! 😂 It means the same thing as that alien face emoticon. Its just missing its UFO! 😂😂

[@donkeyhobo34]

I love you

[@rko32491]

Right. I never heard it but I saw what it meant as soon as I saw it.

[@donkeyhobo34]

@@rko32491 I love you

[@rko32491]

@@donkeyhobo34 thank you

[@lutkadoll3814]

I thumbs up every video just for the song at the end lol

[@themysterylady842]

"What dose pen15 mean?" Me: Alright, okay. It's 3:04 in the morning and I'm going to bed... *Facepalms myself to sleep*

[@thugmiss7982]

The Mystery Lady pen15 is penis

[@thatonekideveryonehates9933]

@@thugmiss7982 they know.

[@BodaciousBeverly]

P3N15

[@lyndseykregel7001]

I was born 6/05/04 at 3:21. So my birth date is 654 321😄

[@MaddyAmari]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bH6ok5p3ir-Le9E

[@Relljones226]

Lyndsey Kregel mine is 06/06/08 and I was born 7:59

[@kaineshawilson6908]

We Have The Same Birthday.!

[@abby-sh6lu]

Doubt it...

[@lyndseykregel7001]

@@kaineshawilson6908 that's rly cool!

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

2:44 The commas want us to eat grandma again "no I don’t, love you” ;D

[@vjthehandsome5659]

this needs more likes I actually didn't get it when I first saw it

[@crystalgemgirl731]

That's what I figured she ment after prossesing it.

[@thebubblygrandma3514]

I read it as ‘No I don’t love, you?’

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

The Bubbly Grandma - you don’t usually call your son ‘love’ though, maybe dear or something, at least not in my experience

[@TrashPandaRaider666]

0:35 I think they’re saying “I can’t find my glasses. Can’t text now.”

[@andrew-m]

10:01 Alonzo reading "lol" as "lots of love" after the other person who did that - guess these are slightly getting to him again But it's still super fun to watch

[@jslferrell]

In a work chat, I couldn’t get 9 people to understand lol does not mean lots of luck.

[@Damnitjim7]

I'm pretty sure hes doing it on purpose, like the wtf thing

[@Queen.Lady.Jocelyn]

I was born at 5:06am. I'm still not a morning person!!!

[@saffron1521]

Jocelyn Webb yo fr

[@crystalkannenberg2157]

5:47 am and same with me😂😂

[@TheSarabell6889]

Same!! I was born at 7:57am and I am for sure not a morning person

[@erinpasciuto5923]

8:50am. I'm 36 and my mom still calls at that exact time to wish me happy birthday.

[@TreeFreak]

My older brother literally flew out of my mom within an hour of her first contraction. I took all night long and was born early morning. She never forgave me for that, lol.

[@elizabethbishop1426]

If my mama called me at 2:09 am I'd kilk her........good thing my son was born at 8:12 pm

[@charismw2319]

The innocents of Alonzo is so sweet. P3N15….oh sweet boy

[@lamiaaa2117]

"I'm probably at work flipping tacos or something" 😭😭

[@MentallyKnitting]

Neville Longbottom they're talking about Neville!

[@MikaaaTube]

Maria Wollner Puberty was definitely kind to him omfg

[@craftymodernbookworm1750]

I was wondering who would answer that!

[@multifandomedits7169]

Man I wish my parents were this bad at texting! It would be hilarious 😂

[@emagallion6804]

The end of the video I'm dead XP💀☠💀☠🤣🤣🤣🤣