The Scotts give so few fucks that they could fix the world
@jody13672 жыл бұрын
Or NED as the case may be.
@theguitaramptech2 жыл бұрын
It looks so funny, I just wish they were a translation from Scotch to Aussie.
@edwardjuniorz5042 жыл бұрын
@@theguitaramptech, they're both English speaking countries 🤣
@t-and-p2 жыл бұрын
Never gets old. The references to Osborne and IDS show the clip's age, but it's scary how accurate everything he's saying still is.
@bhew74092 жыл бұрын
Still Tories, its mad people vote for them.
@t-and-p2 жыл бұрын
@@bhew7409 Agreed. I mean, we're talking about people who saw Liz Truss talk about cheese and pork markets, looking like the dumb version of Holly from Red Dwarf, and thought "she'd make a brilliant PM!" May God have mercy on us... We *need* an election. Now.
@MrSimonw582 жыл бұрын
1000 pound a week
@t-and-p2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSimonw58 😂😂 If things carry on the way they're going, though... Never mind tattoos, people will need that grand a week to buy food, heat the house, and fill up the car... 😳👀
@dtaafe28572 жыл бұрын
Most political comedy dates extremely fast. This is more topical now than it was 10 years ago, or whenever it was recorded. A sad indictment of our country indeed.
@johnnysheridan2 жыл бұрын
"Got the people checking the offside flag on that joke there!"😂😂, on guard all the time
@johnnysheridan2 жыл бұрын
@@whoarewe7515 True! Must be one of the most difficult professions these days
@garybalfour39532 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold
@Jacob-bn9th2 жыл бұрын
It's not poor people spending, it's rich people saving. Not a truer word said, you'd be surprised how much this affects the economy
@stephen28242 жыл бұрын
From a macroeconomic perspective, this is undeniably TRUE.
@JH-dp3hm2 жыл бұрын
Rich people saving turns into investment into products and services leading to jobs and growth. Poor people spending buying TVs, Phones and big Macs
@Jacob-bn9th2 жыл бұрын
@@JH-dp3hm Go study for your SATs bro you have no idea.
@maybe-xh8il2 жыл бұрын
@@JH-dp3hm not the brightest are you?
@quimquim892 жыл бұрын
@@JH-dp3hm oh, honey...
@scp170190 Жыл бұрын
that scarecrow joke hit the mark lol. you can tell a joke was superb when the comedian needs to pause for 10 seconds to allow people to stop laughing
@kirstynweinberg7 ай бұрын
I'm disabled and this was fricken hilarious!!
@elainehouston45322 ай бұрын
I nearly choked on my tea 😂
@muckedupfind81732 жыл бұрын
“Wtf ur the Cayman islands gawny dae aboot it” 😂🤣 “That’ll explain the sniffing” 🤣 fukin legend 👏🏻
@melonpan78 Жыл бұрын
I was in the audience at Southampton when Kevin was heckled by a man who'd taken the 'scarecrow' joke too personally. After he left in a huff, Kev told him to 'f**k off'. :D
@deejannemeiurffnicht1791 Жыл бұрын
This is his best socially aware stuff yet. Constantly hitting the nail on the head. Folk on dooe "drinking " pay MORE into our economy than ANY of the psycho corporates do.
@gregtaylor6146 Жыл бұрын
The funniest stand-up I have EVER had the pleasure to have seen ..... KB is The Man!
@nikkishrimp3232 жыл бұрын
That scarecrow shout was funny AF
@daviel6595 Жыл бұрын
That or stamp licker
@josephbrolly72322 жыл бұрын
Best comedian in the modern era
@sophiestapleton16332 жыл бұрын
Awesome, true words and bloody hilarious.... definitely need to be the next prime minister
@ThomasDoubting52 жыл бұрын
About time someone told it like it is .
@greenwoodfarms79208 ай бұрын
Invade the Cayman islands, get it back! I had to play it again so many times just to laugh again.
@michealhoey51522 жыл бұрын
He said the truth about the government going after disability
@adamant54192 жыл бұрын
So the government should! Out of this 6 million cripples, how many are down the golf course at weekends and jogging round he back garden.
@JulianOrchardfan2 жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 About five or six?
@adamant54192 жыл бұрын
@@JulianOrchardfan 5 or 6 hundred yes
@dtaafe28572 жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 5 or 6 hundred out of an alleged 6 million is a tiny fraction. Just 0.01% If this was, of course, in any way accurate, then I'd just aswell leave the ones frauding the system, so those that are genuinely in need of support, are able to claim exactly what they are entitled to for a decent standard of living. If you think that's the problem with this country and its economy, then you have been successfully brainwashed by years of mainstream, tabloid propaganda.
@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 So an insignificant total then on the grand scale of things.
@dylanmyers3082 Жыл бұрын
The guy is a comedy genius and his politics are bang on
@daniellejohnnyhill5912 жыл бұрын
Love this guy lol. There's a farm looking for a scarecrow lol xx Scottish through and through xx get to ur work lmao xx love it xx
@daniellejohnnyhill5912 жыл бұрын
Intalectually intimidated lmao xx I cant breathe lmao xx
@marer2312 жыл бұрын
What a king! Thx for the laughs mate.
@zodrob44372 жыл бұрын
The bit about signing on with a taxi keeping the meter running is real. My mate's a taxi driver and it happens.
@fasttrackblastback8286 Жыл бұрын
I was a taxi driver for a while and people on the dole leave the meter running wherever they're going 😂
@richardmiller80282 жыл бұрын
This guys a bloody legend……😂😂😂
@adamant54192 жыл бұрын
So was Robin Hood
@richardmiller80282 жыл бұрын
Go listen to some ant music! 🙄
@acecolin52 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely fooking hilarious, this is not my BIT!!!!😂😂😂😂
@maddy5972 Жыл бұрын
I'm amazed at how KZbin is able to auto caption this quite good.
@maureennewman905 Жыл бұрын
Love him , he’s not changed , I’m glad I can relate to where he’s coming g from , best wishes. , stay normal
@Macca52 жыл бұрын
Make Kevin Bridges PM immediately, at least he has a handle on this f..ked country 👍🏼🙏😁
@Anon-xd3cf2 жыл бұрын
Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges. (I wrote this in the comments before I read your comment)
@Anon-xd3cf2 жыл бұрын
Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges.
@Anon-xd3cf2 жыл бұрын
Tells you everything you need to know about the state of government in the UK... Doesn't it?
@diogenes. Жыл бұрын
Theresa may ,Boris Johnson and Liz
@donnrutherford70592 жыл бұрын
Hes not wrong And fuckin hilarious
@johnlightbody99422 жыл бұрын
"ma Da just f*ckin clamped your Da" 😂😂😂
@charlieupton2712 Жыл бұрын
This comedy genius nails it with reference to the deficit.
@mikew742 Жыл бұрын
KB is very very good, if ever you get the chance to see him live, do it!!!
@mariaa6918 Жыл бұрын
O.M.G. THIS GUY IS AMAZING 😂
@barbarellajameswalker5400 Жыл бұрын
Best young man ever...so funny.
@J24OSN9 ай бұрын
Legendary comedy 👌🏻😅. Growing up on a council estate myself and getting a mortgage away from "my bit" i can completely relate to that 🤣
@nadas93952 жыл бұрын
I love Scotland It's the place you can buy a hoose.
@yvonnehayton67532 жыл бұрын
What?
@Nomoreracism-2 жыл бұрын
@@yvonnehayton6753 He means house, but it is pronounced as "hoose" in Scottish accent
@marcellowoodford40482 жыл бұрын
Love you Kevin Bridges!
@treborif2 жыл бұрын
I have to watch the Kevster a few times to understand what the boy is actually saying . . .but its worth it . .
@josh90bshadowcommunity74 Жыл бұрын
Put the doll up a grand a week got me 💀
@buzz1ebee2 жыл бұрын
He just described UBI, and he's right lol.
@WolfgangWhyte2 жыл бұрын
Is there somewhere we can vote to get Kevin Bridges to be the next James Bond?
@adamant54192 жыл бұрын
Only if a comedy or if they wished to ruin 007
@WolfgangWhyte2 жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 True. This may be wishful thinking, but I noticed Henry Cavill quit "The Witcher" this weekend... and it wouldn't surprise me at all if he was announced as the new James Bond sometime in the new year. And THAT would be pretty awesome, I think. I was rooting for Tom Hardy, but I'm not sure he's interested in the role. Time will tell - cheers! 🍻
@PS-vm3we Жыл бұрын
Just let us vote for him as PM
@stevetatler44802 жыл бұрын
Always truth in comedy though.
@carinnemillar34712 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂😂😂
@dannikilbride81532 жыл бұрын
Superb as usual
@hughtierneytierney3585 Жыл бұрын
More economically astute than the political establishment.
@Lily-cl6zk2 жыл бұрын
I would vote him, king
@Ziggyziggy110 ай бұрын
Kevin bridges is fucking hilarious.😂😂😂
@LoveEarthHereAndNow2 жыл бұрын
this is great
@alexcore69710 ай бұрын
Yer bit is the houses around you but your bit is your doorstep
@MrDjsodi2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@cardigan30002 жыл бұрын
Bridges is in fact just expounding classical keynesian analysis - analysis i might add that is proven to be almost wholly correct
@adamant54192 жыл бұрын
Do not flatter the lisping goon with any intellectual foresight.
@Ak-to2eq2 жыл бұрын
Legend ❤️
@peterjaro6804 Жыл бұрын
This really is very funny! Sebastian think so too... as do Diego!
@brianmckinnon45912 жыл бұрын
KB for PM !
@ianmclaughlin40432 жыл бұрын
Clamped and frizzle 🤣🤣🤣
@willenhallred70578 ай бұрын
Kev spks the truth in a hilarious way , the rich get richer and the working class pay for it all Welcome to England 2024
@kirstynweinberg7 ай бұрын
I'm American and it's funny as well as truly applicable here too. I love this man! And, of course The Big Yin too!
@willenhallred70577 ай бұрын
Hi kirsty hope you are well
@321edhp2 жыл бұрын
Ive teleported my self into a Scottie dog fella gotta eat everything .... I've actually never tried fried mars bar in batter I recognise all the places in your top vid X
@richieixtar5849 Жыл бұрын
Fuckin' love you mate.. spot on!
@Bilangumus8 ай бұрын
What a legend.
@mikeyp01312 жыл бұрын
De sending a pomegranate!!! Haha
@lilme70522 жыл бұрын
de seeding
@matthall34942 жыл бұрын
Gary Barlow 😂
@MultiMeg1012 жыл бұрын
It's what the man says 🤘
@babongileshozi326111 ай бұрын
Much love for Biso and maka Thaa ❤️ ❤❤
@friesverstrynge3299 Жыл бұрын
I just shat my pants listening to this😂
@ally5232 Жыл бұрын
I was actually at this Gig in 2015 at the Hydro
@gloin102 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's funny. Yes, it's also scarily accurate. The Tories have been in power for more than TWELVE YEARS, and their cruelty towards everyone except their chums has increased for every one of those years....
@dtulip12 жыл бұрын
off to Glasgy on Sat 3rd sept 2022 to see this LEGEND again
@abgingernuts2 жыл бұрын
How was it?
@fasttrackblastback8286 Жыл бұрын
GLASGEE
@janefromcanada69438 ай бұрын
Invade the Cayman Islands!! hahaha
@stuart2072 жыл бұрын
Kevin for prime minister
@gerry77mckee182 жыл бұрын
Guys comedy class🤣🤣🤣 big Kev fae clydebank yer missin yer bit big yin
@brunoyvres4939 Жыл бұрын
He’s a stunner. Independence for Scotland
@adamspevack89392 жыл бұрын
I believe that most of the products that would be bought...and it's not a knock against the idea of upping the £££ to be spent.. unemployed/pensioners....but most things bought are made not in the UK...so the profit will not be in the Cayman Isles...but in the pockets of the car/TV etc manufacturers...and their bosses will have the money...fair enough they'll probably put in Cayman...but hey .
@TheWasp308 ай бұрын
As funny as this is, when you think about it theres alot of truth in it. Guys a genius
@Kevin-qz4il2 жыл бұрын
👼 Kevin became king 👑
@PS-vm3we2 жыл бұрын
I wish he was my president!
@poc96522 жыл бұрын
Diego Rivera was very much a 20th century artist.
@jh2303772 жыл бұрын
Ha ha very true 😂😂😂😂😂
@RUBBER_BULLET2 жыл бұрын
Invade the Cayman Islands? Would that be the Royal Navy versus the British Army?
@Saff999.5 ай бұрын
‘zakly.
@TeeheeInator2 жыл бұрын
Now's the time Kev 😈
@jamiegourlay23902 жыл бұрын
This is on a different level to his current tour unfortunately
@johnpaulirvine5845Ай бұрын
You think he's peaked?
@LEEOC2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@tomref4001 Жыл бұрын
Just a few minutes into this and thinking it should be a Labour Party Political Broadcast, or he should be writing them😎
@Goawaymav2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges ages like honey.
@iamurdad778 ай бұрын
"Ma Da jist fukin clamped your Da"
@Jacob-bn9th2 жыл бұрын
how did adblocker not work on this video :O
@sofierdblog2 жыл бұрын
UBI works 👏
@mmjackk6672 жыл бұрын
"...they could go after Gary Barlow but it's your fkn fault!"
@dcw127 Жыл бұрын
"Fucking invade the Cayman Islands" If the UK invaded the Cayman Islands, they'd be invading their own territory 😂
@milanaleksovski27122 жыл бұрын
Luckily i only understand 50%. Im dying
@michaelharrison3602 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who says "chillax" should be immediately terminated with extreme prejudice before he can reproduce
@tonyking2030 Жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges for PM….seriously!
@YouChwb2 жыл бұрын
People on the dole are like two-day millionaires. Millionaires one day, broke the next.
@thunderstorm40742 жыл бұрын
Yes . It's like that 😎
@keithgodfrey2023 Жыл бұрын
Shows UK is United in class only brilliant,
@jmcc22752 жыл бұрын
What about if you became King Kevin?
@nikkicrawford42542 жыл бұрын
Bril!!
@colinhargreaves6797 Жыл бұрын
Vote kev
@happivaras Жыл бұрын
Kevin Builds Comedy Bridges
@nicholasmartin297 Жыл бұрын
Farkin funny bloke.
@mickeymouse139810 ай бұрын
Clever people who can understand his accent.
@jib82002 жыл бұрын
Where T F is Johnson now? Has the Russ Ukraine war finished? Absolute F in Bollox. Wake up humans. ❤
@wonderwalls3565 Жыл бұрын
Was he trying to imitate Jacob Rees Morg?
@disclaimer.imjokin2 жыл бұрын
That doll thing would work or if they rose the miminum wage to £15 hour. Watch people spend and spend