Working At Poundstretcher For Self-esteem | Kevin Bridges: The Story Continues

[@KevinBridgesComedian]

HOOSE RICE!!! Watch 'The Sleepover From Hell' Here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/ponZpXh_oq2Sgpo

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Hoose rice is the best lol

[@grubstakes]

Hoose rice, bus stop joke are the two best. Im going to c him in oct in belfast. Can't wait ❤️🤣🤣

[@crotchrottss]

A classic

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

Ih, who is that driving a Ferrari, its just HOOSE RICE! 😂😂😂

[@TheOriginalEwan]

“Working in a shop where everything is worth a quid except you.” _quality._

[@garythompson9452]

100 %. I can't stop laughing at that comment. He is a really clever comedian.

[@FIshfood500]

Genius

[@dylanlavillain7173]

@@garythompson9452 I don't mean to get political but I love how he says so much whilst saying so little at the same time.

[@garythompson9452]

@@dylanlavillain7173 He is very clever, very talented.

[@greencookie2288]

Dentist ,I need a fuckin dentist c

[@TheThailightZone]

OMG Kev, that is one of my lifetime favourites "I hope Africa has some good rock bands because we need a concert"

[@conor-_C]

It's their round

[@geraldjones8010]

Hes a genius this one...his delivery and his Scottish twang makes him even funnier

[@FIshfood500]

Agreed

[@GetOnTheFloor82]

Saw the guy live in 2018. Absolutely hilarious. The man is brilliant. No bullshit. Just pure gold 😅😅😅😅

[@PSYCHIC_PSYCHO]

“No bullshit just pure gold”?; I bought a gold ring from a dodgy dealer who told me it’s 22Carrat gold, so I bought it, then went to a jewellery pawn shop to sell it, the guy at the pawn shop told me it’s only 8 Carrat gold filled with bullshit, so your statement about pure gold no bullshit us flawed

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

Never even heard of 8 CARAT gold in my life.

[@lovetennisevents]

Every time I click my fingers a couple from ... that comes from the joke about Bono saying to a massive concert crowd in Scotland that every time he clicks his fingers a person in Africa dies from starvation to which someone in the front row shouts "stop effing clicking your fingers then!". Classic

[@dariofkxv6829]

Dumfries

[@SuperMikado282]

Brilliant! There's nothing to beat the incisive Scottish wit.

[@conlaiarla]

That mean bastard moved his " official " residence from Ireland to Holland for tax dodging. Worth 500 million + and pays nothing. Hated figure in Ireland.

[@billmagowan1492]

I detest Bono and that response was classic Glaswegian humour! Thoroughly well-deserved!

[@Martyn-p8w]

Bono is a c#nt of the highest order only equalled by Bob geldoff

[@BlastbeatsLOL]

I work in Poundstretcher for an actual wage and it's still fucking depressing.

[@barneyclifton6402]

@Harry B It does?!

[@johncheetham7789]

Lmao 🤣

[@johncheetham7789]

Feel stressed walking in. Your thinking a bargain. Nowt there. Go to nextdoor instead. Roflmao 🤣🤪🥳

[@johncheetham7789]

Compilation of your CV and move on, it's not worth the hassle.

[@SapphireWolf25]

With that Tory work experience *cough cough slave labour cough cough*. I worked in Poundland, 40 hours a week for 8 weeks and got £52 in job seekers......

[@genokemp2433]

''Trying to piss a skid mark off your toilet '' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣so un coof is our Trev 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@JamesSmith-iz3ui]

Ohh, this is the funniest guy I've ever seen. He must be great to have as a mate! Thank you Kev!

[@deb1544]

Kev you are amazing. You gave me crying everytime with your observations on life and people. Your Glaswegian accent makes even more funny I love the Scot’s and their sense of humour.❤

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

Same here. From America, and this dude is absolutely hilarious.

[@richardneville4255]

Top man, he's hilarious, loved that episode of "would I lie to you?".. I once accidently bought a horse, comedy gold!

[@ahmedsultani3028]

That's Billy Connolly 2.0 for ya. Absolutely brilliant

[@msmacker13]

He is absolutely hilarious,

[@jopaco85]

I knew the Scots had a proper sense of humour but this fella just turns it up to 11. Hilarious!

[@seanscanlon9067]

I love Kevin and he is really funny, but that putting a geographical label on whether people are funny is nonsense. I have known several grumpy as fuck and unfunny Scots and that applies to everyone else too. And if you are funny then you are funny, regardless of where you come from.

[@benoneill5550]

J

[@oluwaseunajia]

The mis-sold PPI part killed me. Mr Bridges is a wee rascal

[@Kal-el087]

What’s a PPI though? I never got that part

[@hewie1238]

@abullah087 are you from the uk?

[@D-A-K]

Gonna go out on a limb and assume that it's like those daytimes adverts here the U.S. that say things like, "Have you or someone you know taken maxtroziplanipan? You may be entitled to compensation..."

[@hewie1238]

@Derek yep pretty much

[@ryanmcshane9299]

@@Kal-el087 PPI is an abbreviation for Payment Protection Insurance, many people here in the U.K are subject to cold callers trying to scam them by saying they have been missold PPI and then prompting victims to hand over their bank details. PPI however is a real thing and some people have actually gotten money back from it by contacting trusted companies but there's a lot of cons out there.

[@saturn1returns]

Always brings me tae a happy zone, Kevin.

[@RealGrooveRandom]

Damn! No matter how many times you come back it's still hilarious! ✊🏾🤣

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

“I’m gonna go and check to see, if my self esteem is in!” 3:45 😆🤣🤣🤣

[@seantogami]

thank the lord its self esteem friday

[@chickyann9521]

No one makes me laugh like this legend !

[@danw1374]

And Billy Connolly

[@grunthostheflatulent9649]

"Unemployed as f#ck" Kills me. 😆😆

[@timperkins138]

The skid mark on the toilet thing is so true for a bloke!. That’s it challenge excepted!.

[@craigjohnmaddison3908]

the 22 who dislike this video need a reality check... one of (if not THE BEST) comedians around. Thanks for the shits and giggles KB

[@nebularain3338]

The only folk who need a reality check are the sad losers who obsess over the Like/Dislike ratio because they can't deal with folk having a different opinion. Be a man and stop being butthurt over a few numbers.

[@seanscanlon9067]

They were probably Cameron's cabinet or Poundstretcher's board members.

[@Opelmannen1224]

I struggle a bit to understand every word because of his acsent, but I love listening to it. The jokes are just perfect.

[@jonnny3564]

Going to check if my self esteem is in on Friday 🤣

[@SuperMikado282]

Mine arrives on Thursday, in time for the weekend.

[@jonnny3564]

@@SuperMikado282 🤣

[@MrHowardMoon]

I was on benefits when they did the work programme and it was such a scam. You were told by the Job Centre that it wasn't a job and that you would only be expected to attend atleast once a week for a few hours. You were sent to work for charities as you weren't allowed to work for a for-profit company and you got an extra £25 a week in your JSA for doing the programme. The problem was that the charities played the system and demanded you to be there from 7:30am till 6pm everyday and when you'd tell them the Job Centre said you only had to attend for a few hours a week, they'd threaten to phone the Job Centre and tell them you were surplus to requirement and wasn't needed anymore and so you'd be sent somewhere else and have money taken off you. It was borderline slave labour and in cities, people were sent to for-profit places which literally did the same as the charities. In the end, the government cancelled the programme.

[@jprevatt]

That's just effed up big-time!! We have BS like that in the States & mannnnn I tell ya what my State Gov & former State Gov approved a program like that here - peeps get roughly several hours daily of volunteering, only to keep about $2-$3 a day to eat with. Not actual PAYCHECKS

[@fifiwoof1969]

I'm skint but I feel TERRIFIC! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnymclean4221]

Seriously underrated comedian

[@tonypadd7939]

he ain't underrated mate

[@aidangriffiths5075]

Who underrates him? He's incredibly popular

[@maithiliradhakrishnan15]

And I absolutely love the accent.

[@fatwalletboy2]

Where we once had the great billy connolly we now have the brilliant kevin bridges......

[@SuperMikado282]

Exactly, a worthy successor indeed.

[@Will-ux1dg]

He is just a Scot who tells it like it is 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@lucymccaig2777]

Hahahahah I need that money so I can adopt a snow leopard

[@bobgal2874]

Sheer brilliance 👌

[@ahmedsultani3028]

"get a hard on to get a bit of pressure on this" Solid advice. No pun intended

[@markandresen1]

This guy reads my mind and then presents it on stage.

[@dd007x]

$16 trillion you've got until Friday...

[@ReeceTM]

“ trying to make us look like pricks here? .. 16 trillion “ 😂😂😂

[@mirzaahmed6589]

26 trillion now.

[@georgecarroll3470]

You would think someone would open their statements.

[@leonab328]

I'm Canadian and don't get some references but I still laugh my butt off.

[@jimmytgoose476]

Tell me which bits and I'll see if i can help 🙂👍

[@coldstream100]

Funny as fk 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 pure brilliance

[@akehurst88]

Sooo true, i worked in Poundland for nothing 🤣🤣

[@indritpuka]

😂 😂 😂 Everything worth 1 quid except you. Ducking epic Kevin 😂 😂 😂

[@carolhansen4657]

That cocky, sneering insolence! Love it.

[@bryangreenway]

Brilliant as always

[@everyonesalama4447]

He's like that funny bastard in the kitchen at parties, I see where this man trained

[@Zxcshehwehdjwkdjcj]

"Thaaank the lord it's self-esteem Friday"

[@KG-dg2kv]

Oh man… the bus stop joke is hilarious 😂

[@chrismcintyre9652]

More content than any other comedian.

[@lucyyal2853]

Yes! Nail on the head with that. Absolutely- I wish I could share his comedy with someone I know but I’d be too pissed off that they would be vaguely listening for ‘punch line’ and missing the electric content that he delivers constantly

[@theturk3006]

So sorry for people not on with Glasgow accent. It makes it 100x funnier and his facial expression and delivery take him beyond funny. I would expect Glaswegians crazy love him. I grew up with this precise accent around and well know the attitude.

[@SuperMikado282]

You should be glad he doesn't have a Fife accent.

[@bubblezovlove7213]

The funniest thing I've ever heard another human say was a Glaswegian bus driver in Bath. I was on the bus. The guy had no teeth too which just made it funnier each time he said something because he was obviously out to entertain too. Someone in a car was taking ages to line up to get through where we'd just been. He put his window down and shouted with his no teeth slur *eh!! I just got a bus through there! Eh! You! Yeah! I just got a bus through there!*. 😆😆😆😆😆

[@Davidnumber23]

top drawer Kevin, encore!

[@rhysbuckley3147]

I’m crying watching this, incredible

[@SuperMikado282]

I hope that you have a box of tissues at hand.

[@randymarsh4733]

Hi Kev, a huge fan from germany here. So I just wanted to ask since there are a lot of videos from your shows getting deleted from chanels like universal comedy (which is fine since it is your content), can you upload the parts with the terrorist who gets hit by an inflatable crocodile and the one with the synchronized TVs you and your dad watched sky on? I can't find them anywhere on youtube anymore and wanted to show to my brother. Since there wont be a show in germany, I guess we'll see you someday in glasgow. And thanks for those laughs mate.

[@SM-ov4vl]

Can you not get the dvds?

[@thetruth5928]

Germans watch comedy?

[@randymarsh4733]

@@thetruth5928 No

[@thetruth5928]

Randy Marsh didn’t think so

[@bilbortboxing1313]

Thank you Mr Bridges for chuckle during this festive season, even if it was a tad corse in parts ....

[@SuperMikado282]

Corse?

[@petelowson5481]

Best comedian around 😀

[@garyjordan7438]

David Cameron's never been unemployed, sitting watching Kevin bridges aw day, unlucky for David 😁

[@TheBluBalls]

"It's their fuckin round"

[@johnmcmullen7510]

1st class KB Keep up the gr8 work man

[@ianmcluckie2336]

Brilliance

[@tordo1649]

Fantastic KB. Salford lads 👍🇬🇧

[@MicIsaSopBre]

Can't wait to finally get to see you live in Dublin next month.

[@Stelios.Posantzis]

Relentless!

[@walitron884]

Genius!

[@stevenmonaghan1301]

Brilliant pure brilliant

[@frankymacf]

Class 😂😂

[@joelmacinnes2391]

I don't understand how literally every country is in debt, who do we all owe it to?

[@christinequinn5355]

Our own banks. It is all a FIAT money scam. That's how global institutions can call themselves banks, and yet have no collateral. It's how billionaires are made and is what caused the 2008 crash. Kevin's insights are insightful as well as being hilarious.

[@PSYCHIC_PSYCHO]

We owe trillions to the Rothschilds and the American equivalent known as Rockefellers.

[@annov7500]

Thanx for uploading:)

[@CARLIN4737]

Thank the lord its Self esteem friday... man alive thats funny...

[@jasacerodgers3731]

South Africas round LMAO such a brilliant comic

[@tordo1649]

When is the next one ☝️ tour ?? Love to see him live 🤣🤣

[@grubstakes]

Hes touring now. Started in June i think in Liverpool. Check out Ticketmaster

[@petervanderbeek6077]

Kevin for Mayor of Glasgow!

[@SuperMikado282]

No, then he wouldn't have any time for this.

[@SuperMikado282]

Who, in the name of God, wants to be mayor of Glasgow?

[@pauljordan4452]

​@@SuperMikado282 SOMEBODY has to occupy that position.

[@SuperMikado282]

@@pauljordan4452 Then award it to Joe Biden.

[@CARLIN4737]

Awesome

[@TheOmegaRiddler]

Poundland + Work Experience = Free Labor

[@Danny-lx8em]

4:47 girl on right is fcn brilliant ! :D

[@DunnGolfing]

Of course now time traveling bridges feck we are all feckin skint this time 😜

[@ianking8315]

brilliant.

[@wd-id4th]

Funny as fuck 🤣

[@OffGridInvestor]

What I can't believe is that in Britain you can have trouble getting work EVEN IN CITIES.... not like that here in Australia. Although we have an incoming recession so I'm holding onto mine.

[@toniownez]

mate australia has unlimited funds. you can build a fucking career by holding a fucking stop sign...

[@SuperMikado282]

@Sam Morgan Shit jobs? You mean working in the sewers?

[@leekerins124]

Brilliant stuff

[@berniekennedy9793]

Self esteem friday morra🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@55tranquility]

The most hilarious thing is - we owe it to ourselves, something the government doesn't bother explaining! It's not like personal debt, the Bank of England is the owned by the government, the country, its ours (or run on our behalf) that prints sterling. When the government 'borrows' money it writes a bond, know as a gilt - a bit of paper and swaps it with the bank of england for money - basically an IOU. If you borrow money from yourself and you also own the only place that can make this money and confirm its value - its very different from household debt. The bank of England is where it stops, it can't run out of money. We left the gold standard in the 1970s, money no longer had to reflect a value based on a commodity, gold - the value is only what the government says the money is worth, a promise - thats why it says it on every bank note 'i promise to ...' . It's all completely abstract and it's how all countries operate. As long as everyone agrees that money reflects the value that the government confirms it does it continues to work. The government has been doing this since 1700, to fund imperial conquests and in particular the Napoleonic wars, this borrowing was at 200% of GDP in the early 1800s - it peaked after WW1 and WW2 and has fallen ever since then rising with the 2008 banking crises and then the Covid pandemic. As a country we have to create debt to create more money to put it into the economy, if this didn't happen it would just be the same amount of money in the country moving back and fourth between people exchanging it for stuff - which means stagnation - in this way national debt is good and necessary if we want to live in the way we have since after WW2 ie steadily increasing material wealth of most of the population, consumer society with a huge variety of goods and services alongside necessary public services. The times of highest growth and increased standards of living are the times of high national debt postwar 1950s/60s - then dips and peaks in the 80s and 90s. In 2008 the bank crises saw something new and not seen before where private banks who massively gave credit with money they did not have to people who could never pay it back - the flaw in a system of exchange that is not based on anything material or real - at some point it all falls apart. Then the government had to print more money to bail them out - showing just how precarious a system not well regulated is and also showing money is made from nothing, and yes despite what politicians say of course there is a magic money tree - thats how new money is created. Its not the money that is important its the system, controls and people managing the flow of it that is important. Private banks didnt and the government didn't oversee them. If the government just prints endless amounts it makes money less valuable which is inflation.So public debt is really a set of levers, or controls the government uses to increase growth but also manage inflation.

[@jamesbutler6253]

"Really? I seem to be in my pyjamas eating some toast"

[@petregeorgecodita7907]

Great stuff my man!

[@kipperrepublic2644]

That skid mark bit was gold!!

[@vacation_generation]

Many a true word spoken in Jest🤣

[@BiWesCrew]

I hope Africa has some good Rock Bands - we need a concert. What a punchline

[@VM-kn1xw]

Honestly my stomach hurts 😅

[@davyps8273]

It was only this morning I had the cheek to moan about having to walk 20 miles for clean water, and then you fuckin' see this!

[@drgreenthumb2607]

Grown man here still love double dips

[@jayboy2kay7]

So proud to be 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙏

[@SuperMikado282]

@Jambo M Like every other society.

[@mikeytrapmoore9926]

Double Dip acid tabs were also a good thing

[@josephasghar]

Fuckin solid. Boot the boot in Kevin.

[@richardmurphy9006]

Had me with where's my ppi and adopt a leopard

[@paras494]

Fucking Hilarious 😂 well in Kevin lad 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂

[@darrensice1550]

Imagine if you were the co signer for the loan America has and they had debt collectors are knocking on your door asking you for the money

[@PSYCHIC_PSYCHO]

Just tell them that you’re broke, but you have heaps of self-esteem 🤣

[@dougedwardsyachts]

Superb!

[@Herknungr]

Uemployed as fuck 😮! haha

[@mjallday2014]

Funny as fuck

[@dorbot]

its a belief system.

[@jch2211]

piss a skid mark of the inside of the bog.......didn't realise other people had tried this let alone thought about it. I am not special after all!

[@sirfairplay9153]

Only 28k subs, WTF!

[@janewilliamson6878]

Fckin funny guy luvm him jx

[@AuzzieArtyst]

Kevin Bridges looks like a toddler who has just found the cookie jar

[@liamnugent999]

Fuk he's epic this fella not a massive comedian fan but different class