Dinner Parties - Dylan Moran | Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy

You only know there's food there because some of the drinks are chewy.
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[@NickyG-NZ]

Dylan Moran has a way of using phrases that make sense but nobody would ever say and in them is pure comic genius like "Why can't you be backlit like him!?" or "You only know there's food because one of the drinks is chewy" and i don't know anyone else who does this so incredibly well

[@maureenackerley8024]

"A prawn pole dancing on a bread stick!" That was so funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sohara....]

I just posted this too Am leaving it up It was *work* 😄

[@medb8882]

“Anyone who has totally given up on the idea of god and the devil, has not been properly kissed or flown on Ryanair with a hangover” HAHAHAHA

[@nowHere6285]

"What you do is you get a chicken ........ use your contacts!" 😆🤣

[@aljezur07]

"you only know there's food there because one of the drinks is chewy"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@08Pixel]

I don't get it... What's a chewy

[@CarlosSilva-rt7we]

@@08Pixel I'll help you, it's chewable

[@jorenthar9186]

Getting cake in the middle of a stand-up? Legend.

[@Guyzemail]

He was expecting cake with a fork in his pocket 😂😂

[@DragonNexus]

@@Guyzemail Spoon*

[@anitagee3362]

"They all have a neck." Go granny! 😄

[@annalise7320]

I didnt get that one, what does it mean? 😂

[@hermask815]

@@annalise7320 neither did I (2nd language)

[@heliumtrophy]

It's a kind of play on what's said in Ireland. If you hear an Irish person say "the neck of ya" or "some neck you've got" it's meant to be bold or brazen. Essentially a bit like when you hear an English person say someone's cheeky but with an added extra. It's why anyone who fraudulently wins an insurance claim has "a brass neck." I don't know if I've helped or not but I hope I have.

[@victormuckleston]

@@heliumtrophy to add to that, sticking your neck out like a cockerel, it can be cut or broken easily.

[@imokin86]

"As a child, you eat a cake and convert it into extra miles to run. You've been around for a while, and now you convert it into extra pallbearers." this is so good. A perfect punchline. You'd probably expect something like "sleep" or "weight" or "fewer years to live", but Dylan puts it into one word. That is comedic genius.

[@evitaaslanidou247]

When he did the same joke in Poland (fully aware of how difficult it would be for them to overcome the language barrier ) he said "people to carry your coffin" . Not "pallbearers" ❤❤❤

[@InsomnoManiacal]

@@evitaaslanidou247 also known as: pallbearers

[@roryandtheisland]

Using the pre placed cake as a pretend build up to this joke makes it even more clever

[@beeble2003]

@@InsomnoManiacal The point being that, if you're Polish, you live in Poland and English is your second language, you might not know what a pallbearer is...

[@77gregorymoey]

His vocabulary..pallbearers are spot on!!

[@DoctorProph3t]

He was so happy the moment he saw that cake.

[@evitaaslanidou247]

Yeah! He is such a good actor!

[@fordprefect679]

@@evitaaslanidou247 just enjoy it. Don’t be “that guy”.

[@evitaaslanidou247]

@@fordprefect679 why wouldn't I enjoy it?

[@roryandtheisland]

This is a rehearsed build up to a punchline, it is brilliantly executed

[@pankakesnotstellar]

@@roryandtheisland it's a fan bringing him cake because he had a very funny routine where he complained he wanted cake.

[@Jesse__H]

One of the all-time greats, right here.

[@hey_its_travis]

Truly encapsulates the great Irish story teller

[@matthewdbickel]

Mr. Moran is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians.

[@jenmiller9104]

It’s a cake, it’s a CAKE, IT’S A CAKE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arnandegans]

So any random 10 minutes of any of his shows is better than most full shows of other "comedians".

[@patrickthomas4680]

Yep..pretty much..😄

[@janetDT1904]

"Get a chicken. Just get one. Use your contacts"

[@molotovc.t.6826]

God I love Dylan Moran, what a legend! This walk down memory lane made my frickin day!

[@sarahholland2600]

Dylan's Granny sounds fantastic ! I could listen to Dylan for hours . I loved the cake bit! 💖

[@ezura4760]

And his Gran! She sounds hilarious too! 😂

[@nowHere6285]

"And you arrived at your house or somebody else's house and you go yay the teleporter worked again and you don't think any more about it!" 🤣 bwah haha

[@Boertje247]

Dylan Moran: the Irish Robin Williams in all his brilliance. So concise and hilarious! Superb!

[@paulelroy6650]

With all do respect to Robin's legacy. Dylan is a unique beast

[@abraxasfraxinus7744]

Dylan and robin share zero similarities.

[@antred11]

I know I'm not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but come on, Robin Williams sucked.

[@wolfiepyxiestudios1408]

Am I the only one who is fascinated by the fact that he just pulled out a spoon seemingly from nowhere and just started to eat the cake?

[@Quayd_McMahon]

Just in case there was cake

[@ayszhang]

Back pocket haha

[@empiremonkey]

He received cake at the two shows I saw him. I think we've conditioned him to bring utensils to his gigs.

[@guyincognito7518]

Can confirm he also received a cake at a show I was at, although at that one he fashioned a makeshift zipwire and delivered it to a person in the 4th row, it was absolutely incredible to watch

[@antred11]

Like Joey from Friends. 😅

[@danieljob3184]

His grandmother sounds like the kind of saintly old dear you would take boar hunting!

[@hugostiglitz6914]

I can imagine my Irish granny saying those things!😂

[@TheVoyeur121]

I always think of Dave Allen when I see this guy. To me that's a great compliment.

[@sjohnson1216]

Exactly

[@Injudiciously]

"Anyone who doesn't believe in God or the devil has never been properley kissed or flowon on Ryan Air with a hang over." 10:40

[@ArchibaldFranke]

when you've been around long enough, you instantly convert it into more pallbearers!

[@vikinglore1066]

I wish more of his stuff was on cd or dvd..I never get tired of listening to him.

[@kristandagley7089]

YES. Absolutely...I live off of Black Books when I need my fix.

[@vikinglore1066]

@@kristandagley7089 me too! I can’t believe I haven’t worn them out yet

[@kristandagley7089]

@@vikinglore1066 I'm glad I'm not the only one! I'm full dork right now wearing the. "This is Life! We Suffer and Slave and Expire. That's It!" T-shirt.

[@vikinglore1066]

@@kristandagley7089 that’s an epic win! Well done! Oh yeah I’m glad I’m not the only one either. I think there is a much bigger demand than what they think for his work. I hope their social media person is paying attention lol

[@kristandagley7089]

@@vikinglore1066 Definitely. I'll get behind you on that one all the way. Ive met a lot of people that don't even know who he is, and it blows my mind.

[@jessienebulousart]

God, I adore this man. So funny. So, so funny.

[@timothyw98]

The bit about action movies about middle aged men running round confused where everyone is trying to kill him, being used as a metaphor for middle age had me in stitches.

[@Laurenbdavis]

I could not love him more.

[@cherylsutton2594]

I LOVE this guy! He's absolutely hilarious

[@evitaaslanidou247]

If this man knew how -or agreed - to play the publicity game, every other comedian would be eating his dust!

[@carolinepercy1216]

✌

[@ConnbineHarvester]

I'd hate to see him on panel shows though. I kind of respect that he isn't on tv every 2nd day.

[@evitaaslanidou247]

@@ConnbineHarvester well it doesn't have to be black or white. And "publicity" is much more than panel shows.

[@sarahholland2600]

Michael McIntyre was dire in the couple of panel shows he did, but he's good at interviews. Dylan refuses to do both 😁

[@dicarpio2177]

Prawn pole dancing on a breadstick Brilliant

[@comediansactorsandall2502]

I died at that point, it’s past midnight and I’m desperately trying not to laugh

[@user-lp2kh4sv3k]

Looking at Dylan Moran and the way he speaks I feel it is just a lovely, goofy, funny and intelligent kid trapped inside a man's body 😂😂😂

[@dannyteo5630]

Dylan is middle aged, perpetually sick from cigs and drinks, his hands shaking from something worrying. And yet, I am still utterly enraptured by this man. He is a mess, but a fascinating, blindingly bright mess I can't help but admire.

[@YewrMan]

He's calmed down with the drink and the shmokes.

[@evitaaslanidou247]

His hands trembled even when he first appeared in his 20s. It is no more than stage nerves.

[@maureenmalone7249]

He has been diagnosed with atypical Parkinson’s which explains the shaking hand

[@CJ-ft9yo]

@@maureenmalone7249 really ? I never knew

[@evitaaslanidou247]

@@maureenmalone7249 at the age of. .. what? 23?

[@fintan2830]

Dylan's style of comedy reminds me of Dave Allen. Both great at turning everyday observations into hilarious comedy.

[@apemoon1731]

Very much so 👍🏻

[@lightawake]

Yes! Both so sharp and endearing - love them both.

[@notbloodylikely4817]

Yes! His pacing and even his voice. Great observation.

[@paddyoneill2655]

both kind of modern day Seanchaí

[@tomhardy5147]

He’s a master.

[@richardpaxford5792]

"It's a cake, it's a cake, it's a cake!"

[@ethicsforafrica6715]

He hits home every time.

[@jasmeenmalhotra2225]

This is just as funny and relevant a decade later.

[@chopin65]

My pallbearers are waiting for me as I type this.

[@TheEacusM]

He looks like he's having such a good time

[@juttamaier2111]

"a lot of women became interested in the Universe recently..." haha, I'm one if them. Just love Cox's accent, and since he speaks of fascinating matter, all the better.

[@irinasharapova7471]

In a league of his own. Pure brilliant!

[@bluesque9687]

Brilliant, unique, and he kinda chucks it at you... Brilliant, very original!! I ❤ Dylan Moran

[@cherylsutton2594]

This guy is awesome in an odd way, love him

[@micheleturley8758]

Genius. This is so true which is why I’m happily divorced 😂

[@TheKatieLou]

I was watching this on my mobile and was trying to find the mobile. Second time week I’ve done that 😬

[@carries892]

I love him.

[@chipledhungaman]

To anyone who has had a Netflix comedy "Special", this is how it's done.

[@niallglennon83]

Best comment!

[@SuperBlackbunny]

A true artist. My favourite. Brilliant (and handsome!) man.

[@Sciencegrinds]

I love the way he talks about cake and éclairs etc. No one else does. And it's usually most unexpected

[@dropbearkellyevehammond4446]

Always makes me happy and causes all day GIGGLING 😁

[@jadefire2817]

"We believe in science. Atoms and quarks. We don't understand it. Any of it. But that's the case. And that's totally different from having faith.............................. isn't it?" Bwhahahahaha!!! This is my first time seeing Mr. Moran, he's got that very sly intelligence I love !

[@simpletownworx]

His description of Brian Cox is 👌🏽

[@MelliaBoomBot]

my new fav comedian...a genius.

[@deserted_island]

he's so good at comedy 👍 it's insane ! :)

[@MicheleEngel]

The artful way he thinks, the really long mental reaches that he makes believable and hilarious, reminds me a bit of Robin Williams (but less frenetic). Truly “outside the box.”

[@weaponscommanderroringusan5625]

🐙🥤how adorable you are! You're like if Liam Neeson were rebooted as a drunken Christmas elf...

[@yosoyroman875]

A prawn pole dancing on a bread stick 🪦

[@trishawilson3856]

Going to see this legend on Sunday at kings theater Glasgow ☘️

[@kerriemills1310]

Mmm Cake 🍰 Good Call, and he had his own Spoon, 😄🙌

[@JumpAndStretch]

Brilliant.

[@tcrown3333]

Beyond genius!

[@Rat_Queen86]

Did…someone actually bring him cake? Lol 😂

[@lizziebkennedy7505]

He asked for cake instead of applause at another gig.

[@juttamaier2111]

Hilarious as ever. Thanks for the upload, ig planted a wide smile on my face

[@tbwatch88]

love him. he's drunk.

[@ElisPalmer]

Awesome, thanks~

[@TheRealHucasys]

omg (...) the Ryan Air ref made me quiver...lol 00

[@a.w2776]

best comedian alive

[@robleary3353]

Twisted comedic elloquence! Bril!.

[@Neilleeds]

The Goat

[@RR-qu2oz]

This man is a brilliant, beautiful mess ❤️👏

[@weebrianful]

Genius!

[@ElvarMasson]

Brilliant 😄

[@LizMcNamara47]

The Boris hair do!

[@__7000rpm]

hahahahahahahahahahaha. Greatest comedian ever.

[@artealain]

Brian Cox is on the beeb right now.

[@aislingfarrell8554]

The Biran Cox stuff is 👌

[@sphinx1017]

My grandma used to say, "I'm cold! I'm shivering like a dog shiteing razor blades here! Put the ruddy heating on!"

[@evelynbaron66]

Omg I had a rough time recentlh i love this guy

[@ceceliafraser152]

Any plane with a hangover reckons me

[@gerarddonovan4145]

Brilliant

[@jamaicantillidie6626]

hahahahaha pole dancing on a what lol

[@ThereIsTooMuchButter]

Brian Cox 😂

[@darthwrath4236]

9:43 Just a timestamp for me. Funniest joke on science I've heard.

[@matsf8268]

So when your woman is inviting folks for dinner you know she is fed up with you :D

[@derekmulready1523]

When the wife doesn't invite you to her party/holiday, you are surplus to requirement 🇪🇺🇮🇪

[@annabremmer7969]

Has he done any audiobooks? Because I need this.

[@tobyd5229]

This man talks absolute sense.

[@diarmuidocriodain3007]

Reminds me of my cousin, what a funny guy 😂

[@SotonskaTamburica]

Omg it's Rufus

[@MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists]

best man

[@jaenmartens5697]

Acht that war gooood

[@lateblossom]

Dylan Moran is a guy who, no matter how messy his hair is, it looks right on him.

[@Frikoo]

He actually have a newer stand up named Dr Cosmos. It's around half a year old but still not available anywhere. I start to think about sharing a copy...

[@evitaaslanidou247]

Please don't. That's his living. That's his property. Let's be decent at least with the people we love!

[@Frikoo]

@Marjia Adamskiā as far as I know - no. I saw it on an live streaming event. My guess is that he is trying to make some deal with one of the streaming services.

[@Reitz86]

One time my dad was leaving our home after a visit, said our good byes and he opened the rear door and got in the back seat of the car, he came without mom on that trip, lol

[@jayt9882]

I seriously don't get the pretty-boy-brian-cox thing at all. Dylan's infinitely better looking.

[@nowHere6285]

🤣👍

[@mariaconway405]

You love me? Bake me a cake 😁

[@JDG602]

This dude looks like he just got back from a CRAZY weekend in Vegas

[@denisemaryheatherington5820]

He has his demons and partakes with them with glee !

[@cas7699]

I need comedy at 55 that relates to me , been through it all .successfully etc