Awkward Massage | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

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Michael McIntyre

Michael McIntyre

3 жыл бұрын

Best of Encore performances by Michael McIntyre. Taken from Michael's specials Hello Wembley and Showtime.
Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
www.netflix.com/title/8125897...
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet

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@totallyawesome8587
@totallyawesome8587 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh there's a bible next to the bed so you can pray for an upgrade" 😂😂😂
@delilah28100
@delilah28100 3 жыл бұрын
But really, why is there always a bible in hotel rooms?
@BinaGodiva
@BinaGodiva 3 жыл бұрын
delilah28100 Gideon, the organisation aims to put a bible in every hotel room around the world. They want everyone to have access to one.
@LL-vj5yp
@LL-vj5yp 3 жыл бұрын
delilah28100 ....in case the person is depressed or suicidal. To give hope for the future.
@daniya8336
@daniya8336 3 жыл бұрын
he takes the most normal things in life and makes them soo funny
@sassycassie1282
@sassycassie1282 3 жыл бұрын
Michael better not ever change his hair style because it’s funny to see his hair bounce with his jokes.
@nakynie463
@nakynie463 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@suemcdermott3482
@suemcdermott3482 3 жыл бұрын
Yea just like he's body most active comedien l know but he fantastic cheers mate LoL 😜
@imogen4400
@imogen4400 3 жыл бұрын
It really does add to the comedy 😂
@marilynseptember21
@marilynseptember21 3 жыл бұрын
Do you want wan key?
@thehorsebackheroine5950
@thehorsebackheroine5950 3 жыл бұрын
@@marilynseptember21 🤣🤣🤣 I thought that was so funny too!
@jc9552
@jc9552 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many miles he walks on stage during one performance.
@suemcdermott3482
@suemcdermott3482 3 жыл бұрын
Yes at first I thought he had ADHD LoL 😂😜
@bubbletiplister4897
@bubbletiplister4897 3 жыл бұрын
you know how for football players they have cameras counting that? Would be funny to have these stats for famous comedians too. Jokes per meter :D
@bokybok3558
@bokybok3558 3 жыл бұрын
0, we use meters/kilometers
@meirblum7313
@meirblum7313 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@asemwindows
@asemwindows 3 жыл бұрын
that's his gym
@ioaza
@ioaza 3 жыл бұрын
1:30 "do you want one key?" cameraman : *laughing while shaking the camera*
@project_letters
@project_letters 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@FirstLast-qj4eh
@FirstLast-qj4eh 3 жыл бұрын
Haha haha
@eggfriedrice9216
@eggfriedrice9216 3 жыл бұрын
lmao imagine how he shares stories over dinner
@user-mc6zk8tc8c
@user-mc6zk8tc8c 3 жыл бұрын
Probably gets through it quietly. Nobody wants to take their work home, when they're relaxing.
@deborahwatson2432
@deborahwatson2432 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges 🥰
@project_letters
@project_letters 3 жыл бұрын
"Do YoU wAnT wAnKeY?!" **gets up and matches across the room to continue his story**
@CruzR1111
@CruzR1111 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this with headphones at midnight on hotel balcony facing other hotel balconies literally laughing out loud the whole time. Couple of people stuck their heads out to see what was going on and gave me a dirty look. i had no idea how loud I was but they need to chill out. Maybe they need “one key” 🤣
@raeannaroylance5401
@raeannaroylance5401 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Luna426
@Luna426 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he manages to tie everything together in his jokes! it is the small details that just make it pop
@kauffrau6764
@kauffrau6764 Жыл бұрын
He's a genius!
@xxsohalalmodexx
@xxsohalalmodexx 3 жыл бұрын
It’s official that British ppl are the best comedians in the world
@3TAN12E
@3TAN12E 3 жыл бұрын
Why you american
@andrewdixon7015
@andrewdixon7015 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say that not in general. However the good ones tend to be amazing. Either great or terrible not a lot between
@fulviozottola8161
@fulviozottola8161 3 жыл бұрын
Really? Try American comedian Tim Hawkins. At least he doesn't have to use Swear words, to get a laugh.
@chesterlester5770
@chesterlester5770 3 жыл бұрын
Fulvio Zottola like Michael McIntyre
@iggyblitz8739
@iggyblitz8739 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, as an Australian I agree, ours are ok and we have some funny ones but the Brits overall are better.
@cisium1184
@cisium1184 3 жыл бұрын
I'm shocked that this guy is essentially unknown in America. He's hilarious.
@deaniewinchester
@deaniewinchester 3 жыл бұрын
I found him via youtube. I think he's my favorite British comedian. Never fails to make me laugh hard.
@suemcdermott3482
@suemcdermott3482 3 жыл бұрын
America wouldn't know good comedy if they fell over it and the the people who went and seen Jimmy Carr in America didn't get it and on a talk show talk show they tryed their hardest to get the better of him boo and America you do have the best movies in the world but you don't have best comedians in the world that goes closely between England and as l am a Aussie we are right up there with England and they do have the funniest so up ya bum LoL 😂😂😜😘
@claire6754
@claire6754 3 жыл бұрын
That’s nuts! He’s our most prized asset in England, I can’t imagine everyone NOT knowing him! 😂😂
@amandacollins7507
@amandacollins7507 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I know! I live in Ohio and have asked people if they’ve heard of him and not one person has said yes. I randomly found him on KZbin and now I’d love to go overseas to see him live. Especially Send To All.
@Alfredromeothatsme
@Alfredromeothatsme 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Oz and have followed this guy for years. He is the best stand up in the world by far!
@Freqfitt
@Freqfitt 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't find any comedian funnier than Michael lol
@craftyrouze
@craftyrouze 3 жыл бұрын
Lee Evans :)
@arihargreeves378
@arihargreeves378 3 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney or Bo Burnham is good but same
@Rynowm
@Rynowm 3 жыл бұрын
Try Gabriel Iglasias. AKA, Fluffy.
@JoeyStar99
@JoeyStar99 3 жыл бұрын
Michael is amazing, but I don't think anyone can match Robin Williams... I'm sorry
@samdan986
@samdan986 3 жыл бұрын
Peter kay
@daniya8336
@daniya8336 3 жыл бұрын
who has been binge watching him since quarantine
@noah0172
@noah0172 3 жыл бұрын
5:34 “The Shampoo- conditioning- body wash- shaving cream- toothpaste milk. Milk? I might try this in my coffee 😂😂
@emileishak1428
@emileishak1428 3 жыл бұрын
The way he uses word play. Genius!!! Perfect to watch with the family in quarantine because he's so good, he doesn't need to curse to get laughs. 👍😂
@emileishak1428
@emileishak1428 3 жыл бұрын
That's why he does stand up for THE ROYALS 👑
@iggyblitz8739
@iggyblitz8739 3 жыл бұрын
He sometimes swears but not much.
@emileishak1428
@emileishak1428 3 жыл бұрын
@@iggyblitz8739 facts 👏
@AmandaBaias
@AmandaBaias 3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!
@daniya8336
@daniya8336 3 жыл бұрын
all the other comedians try to hard but he is a natural
@oluwatobidavid8773
@oluwatobidavid8773 3 жыл бұрын
You should try watching Sarah Millican as well
@daniya8336
@daniya8336 3 жыл бұрын
@@oluwatobidavid8773 ok i will thanks for the recommendation
@JoeyStar99
@JoeyStar99 3 жыл бұрын
Other than Robin Williams and Rowan Atkinson (tied for first), he's my second favorite comedian.
@threecheers5101
@threecheers5101 3 жыл бұрын
Daniya check out Sean Lock, especially on ‘8 out of 10 cats does Countdown’. He’s brilliant too
@project_letters
@project_letters 3 жыл бұрын
Dave gorman's good but idk if he's your style idk you never know though!
@Nettsinthewoods
@Nettsinthewoods 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! The size of that audience, it’s takes courage to face that lot no matter how good you are...
@rmsmith8098
@rmsmith8098 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this again. I wish he could know how much joy he brings into my life.
@cottoncandy4486
@cottoncandy4486 2 жыл бұрын
Oh the kettle discription is spot on.Those sewing kits come in handy. I always put them in every suitcase and travel bag I have. You just never know when your knickers elastic is going to snap.
@tiffanylowles552
@tiffanylowles552 3 жыл бұрын
It will be funny to find out what he comes up with after Corona Virus 🦠 and how we handled the virus 🦠
@mattheweaton9521
@mattheweaton9521 3 жыл бұрын
Done kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnbVkGtqfa-Vnc0
@piretreiljan9398
@piretreiljan9398 3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing humorous about a deadly world wide pandemic.
@tiffanylowles552
@tiffanylowles552 3 жыл бұрын
Piret Reiljan Your missing my point... I was wondering how Michael (extrovert) always traveling handled the quarantined part of the (introvert) pandemic, being a substitute teacher, missing his big birthday 🎁 to Africa , how many KZbin videos he binged watched, being home with his kids, meals he allowed his son Oscar to cook, Netflix movies he watched, how many 2020 pounds/kilogram he gained after 2018 huge loss, how many new recipes he made, how many “spices” came out of pantry not normally out of the pantry, how he and his wife handled drinking Champagne 🍾 on a Wednesday thinking it was a Tuesday, how he enjoyed being in pajamas all day, how he handled his kids haircuts and even his hair. how long did it get? How he talked to his parents via Zoom/FaceTime/Skype, teaching his parent how to use the Internet, how he cleaned the 🏡 house after taking a simple trip to the grocery store, how much time he logged on the internet, what he watched on the internet, how many times he watched “Disturbed-The Sound of Silence”, how many home projects he tackled, a foreign languages he learned, books he read “War and Peace”, closets he purged, new garden patio, new garden trellis?, socks found, garage cleaned, basement organized, and even how many KZbin videos of his were watched the before 2019 and after 2020. What animals he observed walking down his quiet 🤫 street without cars 🚗. This is what I was talking about by after the Corona Virus... something we all had to do during quarantine.. the silver lining underneath the pandemic. Laugher is the best medicine. If anyone could do it Michael could... he is a master of human observation.
@seppedeklerck2338
@seppedeklerck2338 3 жыл бұрын
@@piretreiljan9398 that's why we need comedians like him
@tkralva.6668
@tkralva.6668 3 жыл бұрын
@@piretreiljan9398 no but there is a lot of humour in the way people and governments have reacted.
@LL-vj5yp
@LL-vj5yp 3 жыл бұрын
He makes us feel that he is just like everyone else.
@sarahstrong7174
@sarahstrong7174 2 жыл бұрын
He is!
@KTKc431
@KTKc431 Жыл бұрын
He is though x
@cherrytate7149
@cherrytate7149 Жыл бұрын
So true ..especially filling the kettle in bathroom.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cherbrowne1637
@cherbrowne1637 3 жыл бұрын
Never fails to bring on the belly laughs. Fantastic observations on life
@cyndianderson7056
@cyndianderson7056 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi, darling. How was it?" "TOSS ME OFF!!!" 😂😂😂 I love this man so much. He's so cute, and so, so funny.
@maryannfisher2724
@maryannfisher2724 3 жыл бұрын
I found him on UTUBE last year while I was working one night. I was doing security in a large room, watching AV equipment all by myself. I laughed so hard the tears were coming down my face, I think he’s absolutely hysterical. I couldn’t wait to have my husband listen to him, but he’s hard of hearing and has a terrible time understanding him, so he doesn’t find him funny! I have watched the same performances over and over and laughed as hard every time. Sure wish he’d come to the US, Florida where we live....I would love to see him in person!
@victoriaparker2023
@victoriaparker2023 3 жыл бұрын
The receptionist could be watching this 😂😂😂
@daniya8336
@daniya8336 3 жыл бұрын
it is probably not real but you never know
@alisonmansfield9052
@alisonmansfield9052 3 жыл бұрын
He is simply the best,better than all the rest,we adore you Michael
@sueevans7835
@sueevans7835 Жыл бұрын
All true and so accurate... Never fails to crack me up. The 'one key' is such a great story and his observations are hysterical.
@exemplar7205
@exemplar7205 9 ай бұрын
That woman howling with laughter during the towels joke lol
@juttaagpawa4999
@juttaagpawa4999 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you,thank you,thank you for the laughter .🤣❤️
@naturalbby1722
@naturalbby1722 3 жыл бұрын
“Hi darling, how was that?” *”TOSS ME OFF!”* I can’t with him😭😂😂😂😂
@WxB2001
@WxB2001 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe it's your birthday until next month, how very rude"
@b2bconnectnow
@b2bconnectnow 3 жыл бұрын
OMG nearly peed myself and choked to death!!! He's hilarious :-)
@starlingswallow
@starlingswallow 3 жыл бұрын
7:06 "What if they don't like me? It's really scary, they might kill me...I'm outnumbered, hugely." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stevenburns5124
@stevenburns5124 3 жыл бұрын
Michael McIntyre, Billy Connolly, Lee Evans, Russel Howard and the late George Carlin. My comedy genesis that I can always turn to when I need a good laugh.
@charlottecolley8713
@charlottecolley8713 3 жыл бұрын
He is the best therapy ever! Just listening to him and exploding in continuous uncontrolled laughter is all one needs! I have only just discovered him; now watch many of his shows and have discovered that, aside from engaging in the incredible joy of understanding; recognizing onself in all the infinite situations he interprets and just loving the laughter he extracts from me; he has literally changed my life. Grazie Michael sei un fenomeno!
@dianagolden4537
@dianagolden4537 3 жыл бұрын
I swear he's soo freaking adorable and funny 😆 💙💙 love his comedy ❤
@anachronist
@anachronist Жыл бұрын
I can relate! My wife and I had a "couples massage" at a spa in Thailand. We were both in the same room, each with our individual masseuse, who were both young attractive women in their late teens or early 20s. I spent the hour furiously solving math problems in my head to suppress my body's natural reflexes as my masseuse kept getting dangerously close to my nether regions. My wife had a great experience and thought it was hilarious when I told her afterward.
@dgirllamius____x
@dgirllamius____x 3 жыл бұрын
I work in a hotel and NO ONE uses the sewing kits 😂😂
@joshhunt4844
@joshhunt4844 3 жыл бұрын
At 6:31 can anyone else hear a witch in the background laughing 😂
@vinzi3670
@vinzi3670 3 жыл бұрын
This man is amazing just amazing...if there's someone I want so see irl in a show well then it's him! He seems so genuiene and nice !😊
@gilmourishgilmourish6205
@gilmourishgilmourish6205 3 жыл бұрын
He can cover any topic and make iT into something hilarious
@dibryan5061
@dibryan5061 Жыл бұрын
The man is brilliant ❤
@pamwalker6284
@pamwalker6284 3 жыл бұрын
He's my absolute favorite!! Sooooo funny!!
@Psion_Phoenix
@Psion_Phoenix 3 жыл бұрын
“Hi darling, how was that?” *“TOSS ME OFF!”* 9:57
@raeannaroylance5401
@raeannaroylance5401 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@h.calvert3165
@h.calvert3165 2 жыл бұрын
"It's not your birthday until next month!" 🤣
@racheldean489
@racheldean489 3 жыл бұрын
Omg this is so funny "Milk?!" "I might try it I'm my coffee!"
@racheldean489
@racheldean489 3 жыл бұрын
Lol aha
@cherryblossom3046
@cherryblossom3046 3 жыл бұрын
The shortbread biscuit eating is comfort munching after the stress of turning down the 'wankie' offered by the receptionist, Michael 😂
@enasajackson2319
@enasajackson2319 3 жыл бұрын
You make me MISS IT SOOOOO much....LAUGHING my ASS OFF TEARS, BREATHLESS and ABS💯 BRILLIANT 😂
@marymcdonald3778
@marymcdonald3778 3 жыл бұрын
He never gets old! :)
@alexbenavidez4500
@alexbenavidez4500 3 жыл бұрын
That one woman literally WAILING with laughter lmao
@khinzakhan66
@khinzakhan66 3 жыл бұрын
My cheeks and stomach hurt!!!! Brilliant
@TrailPony
@TrailPony Жыл бұрын
I'm rolling. I seriously hope to see Michael live one of these days! Gosh I haven't laughed so hard in so long. Thanks!
@Puravidastudios
@Puravidastudios Жыл бұрын
His take on the details in life reminds us that every day people experience funny moments we can all relate to on some level. It's genius! Michael's humor is the best medicine ever!
@WiseDragon50
@WiseDragon50 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry i thought you did head"😂😂😂😂Oh no he did not say that!😂😂😂😂😂
@WiseDragon50
@WiseDragon50 3 жыл бұрын
@@druidomarchi824 It's a reference to oral sex.
@corneliaeleanore3215
@corneliaeleanore3215 3 жыл бұрын
I don't who asked the question, but you helped me, thanks XD 💗
@naturalbby1722
@naturalbby1722 3 жыл бұрын
@@WiseDragon50 wow leave a little to the imagination😂😂😂 so direct😭😂😂
@WiseDragon50
@WiseDragon50 3 жыл бұрын
@@naturalbby1722 Hey someone asked, I answered.😶
@jsemplefelton5348
@jsemplefelton5348 2 жыл бұрын
@@WiseDragon50 - is that when you just sit around and talk about it?
@jqphg7978
@jqphg7978 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe there are thousands of people in the audience! I have never seen such a big audience gather for a comedian. And very well deserved!
@susanclements9168
@susanclements9168 Жыл бұрын
My favourite stand up Michael always hilarious.
@seaniboy123
@seaniboy123 3 жыл бұрын
At 6:32 the high pitched laugh is so funny😂
@Ale-is1dk
@Ale-is1dk 3 жыл бұрын
Miranda wholeheartedly disagrees about the whole hotel thing😂
@OurBluegrassBoy
@OurBluegrassBoy 3 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same thought! 😝
@brandieo6165
@brandieo6165 3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comedians ever!!!!
@darienchrysafis3655
@darienchrysafis3655 3 жыл бұрын
I love sewing kits and Bibles❣️Once, in a hotel, I had to replace a zipper by hand and had to go out and buy my own needle and thread.
@JacquelineUnderwood
@JacquelineUnderwood 3 жыл бұрын
The sewing kits are so handy, though, admittedly, I started carrying my own mini kit a while back because apparently I’m very prone to rips and holes 🤦🏻‍♀️
@ingeborgbaltussen7773
@ingeborgbaltussen7773 Жыл бұрын
Next time just ask at reception. They usually have them available. Or shoe shine.
@leeboriack8054
@leeboriack8054 3 жыл бұрын
The massage sketch is hysterically true.
@bilinasmini3480
@bilinasmini3480 3 жыл бұрын
love to see him in person!
@katecardinale787
@katecardinale787 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, thanks Michael! I always crack up over your comedy.
@MrKryss2k
@MrKryss2k 3 жыл бұрын
Should have used your "1 key" before the massage 😁
@Mad-RCandHOBBY
@Mad-RCandHOBBY 3 жыл бұрын
"is that included in the wake-up call?" 😂👍
@donnafite951
@donnafite951 2 жыл бұрын
Just fun- clean humorous fun!! Love Michael’s videos!
@gillkati6294
@gillkati6294 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest man on the planet, he can take any subject and make a joke out of it, the other day I had tears running down my face, the muscles round the stomach area ached, what was I watching, the one about children followed by the dentist and Ackingkacker, I though I was going to be sick,or have a heart attack. Very funny, Michael, and keep up the good work.
@Libbymoonbeam26
@Libbymoonbeam26 Жыл бұрын
Whoever the lady is with the really loud laugh in the Showtime clip, I love you.
@vickiesmith3021
@vickiesmith3021 3 жыл бұрын
Legendary!!!!
@terryrussell-dn2is
@terryrussell-dn2is 7 ай бұрын
Genius!❤
@denisestovin3522
@denisestovin3522 3 жыл бұрын
I love the hotel one. I always untuck the sheets at the bottom. Some times he just reminds me of a little boy!
@rachelculloden80
@rachelculloden80 3 жыл бұрын
The KING of comedy
@victoriamitchell8274
@victoriamitchell8274 2 жыл бұрын
Michaels delivery of the punchline is actually spot on in all his shows, it’s great. I’d recommend Jack Whitehall he’s pretty good too :)
@lbnewell23
@lbnewell23 3 жыл бұрын
Someone is the audience is either finding Micheal really funny or their giving birth. Not quite sure which
@KanFanKan
@KanFanKan 3 жыл бұрын
Both
@mstp8606
@mstp8606 3 жыл бұрын
@@KanFanKan or neither. Murder us popular these days
@KanFanKan
@KanFanKan 3 жыл бұрын
MSTP o.O
@Zalheide
@Zalheide 3 жыл бұрын
omg i was about to comment the exact same thing LOL
@davelinssen6722
@davelinssen6722 3 жыл бұрын
Either way, her seat must be wet
@lashangel
@lashangel 3 жыл бұрын
The best comedian ever
@asemwindows
@asemwindows 3 жыл бұрын
very very very genius man
@hamir712
@hamir712 2 жыл бұрын
The kettle one absolutely spot on. How you want me to fill in from toilet sink 🤮
@myyaoibetch
@myyaoibetch 3 жыл бұрын
I've used hotel sewing kits before because I've ripped a hem before a competition performance or have a loose button before a wedding.
@englishmaninfrance661
@englishmaninfrance661 3 жыл бұрын
Genius .
@hodb3906
@hodb3906 3 жыл бұрын
Actually. The sewing saved my trousers when I had to sew the button back on.
@cisium1184
@cisium1184 3 жыл бұрын
It's because hotels etc are all DIY now, even at the nice hotels. Time was, if you needed a button sewn or a suit pressed, someone from the hotel came and too the suit and brought it back ready to wear.
@hodb3906
@hodb3906 3 жыл бұрын
Cisium oh really? I didn’t know that. Either way my mom learned me to sew something so it was a win win for me.
@sophiegrace2036
@sophiegrace2036 3 жыл бұрын
funniest guy ever 😂😂💙
@Andy-zh1fo
@Andy-zh1fo 3 жыл бұрын
The best comedian ever...
@LHyoutube
@LHyoutube 3 жыл бұрын
I always lose it at "TOSS ME OFF!!!" :-)
@lizakiwolski7478
@lizakiwolski7478 3 жыл бұрын
He is just brilliant!!!!
@cherryblossom3046
@cherryblossom3046 3 жыл бұрын
Scoff the biscuits to get over the trauma of checking into the hotel 😂
@jirihozpodebrad23
@jirihozpodebrad23 2 жыл бұрын
I cried laughing during the UHT milk / drawers / kettle part... so true :'-D Thanks for that!
@edgarbeat2851
@edgarbeat2851 2 ай бұрын
I was in Paris and in a cafe. I asked for a cup of tea with milk. I was given a cup of tea and one milk. I kindly asked for more of those milk capsules. She gave me another milk capsule, then another and another, all the while getting more angry 😆 as I poured them in front of her. Of course in Paris they drink tea without milk.
@kristir1262
@kristir1262 3 жыл бұрын
1:51 "is that included in the wake-up call" 😂😂😂. I love that his jokes are usually so pg rated, but then he slips in a couple that aren't, and you really can't tell from his delivery tone or expression!! It's a lost art 🤗 Edit: obviously I had not seen the entire thing when I wrote this 😂...esp the massage part 😂😂. But my point still stands. He doesn't seem vulgar even when doing those sort of jokes. I love that about him. 2:44 oh Michael, don't disparage those sad tea-coffee making facilities... you'd miss them so much when they're not there!! And that's usually in the more expensive hotels (no idea how/why that is)...
@Hello-mj2fw
@Hello-mj2fw 3 жыл бұрын
The 18 people who disliked are probably sheet-people.
@kiahpeace9090
@kiahpeace9090 3 жыл бұрын
Or ex-girlfriends
@Hello-mj2fw
@Hello-mj2fw 3 жыл бұрын
@Kiah peace or both.
@jacketpotato8185
@jacketpotato8185 3 жыл бұрын
Underated comment
@tuchinimini
@tuchinimini 3 жыл бұрын
Sheety people 😂
@CarolFremel-my4hs
@CarolFremel-my4hs 3 жыл бұрын
Me sheet person blah!?
@gilashroot8697
@gilashroot8697 Жыл бұрын
I have had to ask for a sewing kit 😁 because a button came off a shirt and I had to sew it back on 🤣. Another time they provided a sewing kit and I had a different shirt that I needed to sew a button on. The buttons came off on the way to my holidays.
@voodle48
@voodle48 Жыл бұрын
I have literally just been to see him tonight. 12.6.23 in Melbourne Australia.
@TheRoxen92
@TheRoxen92 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t 😂😂😂
@susansantapola
@susansantapola 3 жыл бұрын
The two best ever Michael and Peter x
@eggarts9158
@eggarts9158 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the the sewing kit could come in useful to cosplayers who need to finish sewing something that’s broken or they’ve left at home
@gandurk
@gandurk 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one whos experienced buttons falling off jackets and things? Sewing kits are immensely useful for small repairs
@beverleyshevals2749
@beverleyshevals2749 2 жыл бұрын
Michael Mckintyre is the best he’s hilarious yes love his bouncy hair goes with him xxx
@christinakav5029
@christinakav5029 3 жыл бұрын
So good! Hope he is ok in the covid world!
@dede02024
@dede02024 3 жыл бұрын
He is extremely funny 😁
@mattfinish8631
@mattfinish8631 3 жыл бұрын
Massages are stressful for men. It just seems like foreplay. 5 minutes is usually enough
@Polytunnel
@Polytunnel 3 жыл бұрын
"I wanna be happy now."
@ginnymay8965
@ginnymay8965 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I like free biscuits too!! I think it’s programmed into me that I need to take the free biscuit even if I don’t want one..
@etch-a-sketch
@etch-a-sketch 3 жыл бұрын
So funny!!! Love M. McIntyre!
@terrilyngriffiths1169
@terrilyngriffiths1169 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the only comedian I really enjoy!
@ausreflectindustries6107
@ausreflectindustries6107 3 жыл бұрын
That nose whistle always gets to me
@quips6222
@quips6222 3 жыл бұрын
This is way to funny I'm dying
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