Why Scotland Wants To Leave The UK

[@Rupemannen]

Remember the kid from the game Bully for PS2? This is him now, feel old yet?

[@LG-ro5le]

Jimmy hopkins

[@James-hp3in]

Rupe Jimmie Hopkins and GARY

[@rumdrinkinpirate6107]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeavreg2254]

Al wishes he was that young and tough.

[@TheClovenHoof666]

Ahh...Bullworth Academy! ....Get making Bully 2 now Rockstar

[@theunionofjackbeanie2464]

Scotland have already got there own defence system.They are called "Midgies".

[@sharperprospecting6980]

Ooh propper little bastads. Scott's keep them just to look after the gold I seek

[@theunionofjackbeanie2464]

@@sharperprospecting6980 You are such a "gold digger"

[@sharperprospecting6980]

@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 lol ooh I'm defo that. If interested in catching the "fever". Day courses will be available. In the new year. (far far cheaper than anyone else. And I'll garrentee gold will be found or another day gratis)

[@theunionofjackbeanie2464]

@@sharperprospecting6980 Interesting, unfortunately I am way down in southern England. Hope you are founding your fortune.

[@sharperprospecting6980]

@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 I'm also 400 mile from my area of permission. . Its well worth the 8 hour drive 😉. Ave peek at mi Channel. (not much there at min. Still learning editing stuff)

[@phillbarnes8513]

His analogy of the British Empire as the ‘Crazy Gang’ was hilariously spot on 😂

[@TheKatyc]

Right. Cos so much intelligence is needed for that.

[@TheKatyc]

He ain't getting off his fat arse though to fight is he. And I had a right excuse me back then when he went into politics. I said BE YOURSELF

[@TheKatyc]

But he has to make politics into a joke. I said. You are worthy and he yourself

[@TheKatyc]

Nah. It annoyed me. Why he couldn't be himself and we have Boris understand

[@TheKatyc]

So please don't fucking laugh when people are dying . I don't find it bloody funny

[@stevenking8554]

I’ve Never Hated Something So Much That I Agree With.

[@azmanabdula]

Whats the situation in Scotland As an Aussie with a dumb fuck name I have to ask How do you feel about all this? (Leaving Britain)

[@pauldrummond755]

We voted on it a wee while back

[@azmanabdula]

@@pauldrummond755 ...and? What happened?

[@Hellbrigadier]

@@azmanabdula 55% of scotland voted to stay part of the uk, but there are some complaints and complications such as the english scare tactics and lies.

[@azmanabdula]

@@Hellbrigadier How do you feel?

[@stevehilton4052]

I'm English born to Scottish parents and hated going on holiday to visit family in Scotland...... my English accent was a magnet for every single idiot with a grudge........ there is a kind of victim culture that puts the blame for everything that happens to each and every one of them at the feet of the English....... I've been beaten spat on and verbally abused so many times as a kid it became a part of the holiday. I must admit i owe the fact that i can look after myself to the lessons in " a good kickin" I got on holiday........ Years later I joined the royal navy and served on a type 21 frigate built on the Clyde...... the visit to Glasgow during a small refit was like a stroll down memory lane........ abuse based purely on the accent you happen to have....... Having said that I would hate to see Scotland leave the UK. If it ever did happen it would be a total disaster . Industries with government contracts like ship building may very well loose contracts in favour of English or Irish ship yards, the military bases might have to relocate to England and the nuclear submarines to Plymouth RAF may have to stay for mutual safety and NATO commitments, but the army regiments would have to disband and leave......... investment in Scottish industry could be affected when Westminster is not involved in any backup capability....... Scotland is a pretty big country to run with only+/- 5 million people and no major industries to support the GDP....... not even the gas and oilfields can help them as production is getting more difficult and expensive whilst the world is looking for renewable energy............ If they try to join the EU there will have to be a hard border and different passports and different money and all financial support from Westminster would have to stop...... all the rules on business and fishing and farming and trade in general would have to change........... Scotland and the rest of the UK would be a weaker place if they left.......... perhaps the kids should not be taught to hate the English just because they are English

[@fiddysat]

you dont get it never will .. end of

[@treefrog1956]

That's similar to my experience of the place. Never known anywhere so full of hatred. I was really disappointed when they voted to stay.

[@ianpodmore9666]

I'm from the English Midlands and have a good mate from East Kilbride. He invited me up for Hogmanay. Did he think I had a death wish or something.

[@Ian-if2lf]

I'm from Scotland, went to England naïvely thinking it would be ok, I was 16, my name suddenly turned to ''Jock'' punched, spat at, ridiculed, I was shown my place. Having said that I would not like to see Scotland leave the UK, it would be a disaster for the English, Welsh and Irish, not just that up to 70% of the SAS are Scottish so that leaves the rest of the UK foreign military and political agenda in tatters, but unlike you you have inferred and where you are wrong, the wealth from oil and gas fields just opened plus the obvious wind and sea renewables and then the Hydro reopening in Scottish mountains would see Scotland become way more wealthy then Norway with the English reliant on Scottish renewables like the Shetland farms that are being piped directly down to England!. Exports from the uk include Gems and precious metals (Scotland due to its geological topography is abundant in these) Machinery including computers (Scotland hosts proud abundance innovation of Machinery, and a large above population average for the Gaming industry) Mineral fuels including oil ( we got pretty much all the UKs in the north so lol nuff said) (ps finance always sets up across the road from oil historically so a lot of the London post code finance institutes would put there post code in Scotland (you getting the picture yet?).......) Vehicles (fore front of pioneering work on biofuel engines) Pharmaceuticals (Scotland's labs are punching way above the population average on laboratory science and discovery) Electrical machinery and equipment (renewables nuff said) Optical, technical, and medical apparatus ( Scotland has always punched way above the population average for innovation in all these fields) Aircraft and spacecraft ( BEA systems and Trident are based in Scotland and now space launch sites are based here too...) and that's without talking about Tourism, Whisky, and the humble haggis that can be seen running round the hills at night!. There is an English arrogance that believes blindly that nobody can do without them!, they would swear blindly that the smaller nations are somehow leaching, yet the opposite is true, it is this denial that creates a willingness for the other nations to want to leave, the proof being in the reality of having left.

[@kieranmaiden]

Contrary to what you might believe or have experienced in the past, Scotland is hardly like that anymore. Current day Scotland couldn't give a shit where you are from provided you're a nice person and have no vested selfish interest in the lands of this country. We're a country pretty hard wired on preservation and conservation not hatred. Scotland leaving the UK had very little to do with this so called 'Hated of the English' that is only carried on by drunk football hooligans and people carrying a grudge from before they were born. (The same can also be said for both places, I've had countless experiences with English people shaming me for my Scottish accent. Most of the world bloody shames this country for the way we talk.) The reason for leaving the UK was solely driven by a want for Scotlands future to be in the hands of a Scottish democracy and driven by the Scottish people. Nothing to do with the English common man. Heres an analogy for your rude assumptions: If I went to america on holiday and happened to bump into members of the KKK in a bar, by your logic I should assume everyone in America is a racist bigot that wishes harm upon specific races. However in the real world it doesn't work like that. Your experiences shape your opinions, I get it. If I had to guess i'd say it's like 15% of Scotland that is xenophobic. The rest don't care. It's very cheap to paint an entire people's character from a number of experiences you've had personally. My guess is you've just been unlucky and met the few bigots that actually are like that. Hopefully your opinion changes the more people you meet. If not, atleast know that I dont hate you just because you're english, thats proposterous.

[@jayadams681]

Its somehow ironic that its ok to be a nationalist if you're scottish but not if you're english....

[@roosterbooster6238]

Jay Adams to be honest it isn’t

[@roosterbooster6238]

kat 6789 what about being proud of being british?

[@scottishbombolini7794]

@@roosterbooster6238 We Scots are soon going to walk away in disgust at what "being british" has become, deluded.

[@roosterbooster6238]

That Scottish Guy so basically you are inventing discriminatory belief systems against people who say they are british to further your own belief that being Scottish makes you superior to us? Sounds a bit like what the nazis did against the Jews? So as a british federalist and social democrat what have I become that I should be ashamed of?

[@scottishbombolini7794]

@@roosterbooster6238 Nothing superior in being Scottish, and perhaps as a "british federalist and social democrat" you would know that, but no you had to use the race card to support your claim. Tut tut. "what have I become that I should be ashamed of?" using what the nazis did against the Jews, to explain away Scots desire to have Independence. As for you're own shame, something tells me that after using those comments, I don't think you would ever be ashamed, or would you?

[@dcarbs2979]

Even the Romans couldn't be bothered to take it!

[@gengis737]

They did not bother to keep England, either. The only Roman conquest not worth the trouble, they preferred to evacuate.

[@sandrider1406]

D Carbs Ye that’s they went to shitty England had their way !

[@dcarbs2979]

@@sandrider1406 And again in English?

[@fs.pureblood]

They couldn't handle the cold. Soft southern Jessie's. Haha.

[@grahamfleming7642]

The jessie's run away

[@karyne826]

When I’m feeling down i watch Al. Always a great sense of perspective !

[@andrewswan5723]

I'm Scottish and I think he's very funny. Some people do say very extreme things. From both sides of the border. So sad we've reduced ourselves to that level. 😔

[@onepom63]

From Australia love you Scotland.

[@thebread9874]

From America keep making whisky. Our bourbon gets better from watching you

[@compoturn1029]

It's just fun when drinking beer!

[@khankrum1]

But we are adults and can laugh at about our absurdities

[@countertopconfessions9975]

Reduced?

[@AMG-Evil]

I love how in every video there's one woman in the crowd completely not having any of it

[@athlone73]

I just looked at comments to see anyone else thinking the same,it's like she was at the wrong show.

[@AMG-Evil]

@@athlone73 hahaha look at other clips there's always atleast one and they don't do a good job at hiding it

[@swskitso]

I give credit to them for showing her when all comedy shows have people that get uptight and dont laugh but most wont show these people, they only show the ones that laugh, or for ethnic jokes they try to find someone of that ethnicity having a chuckle so everyone feels comfortable. In modern times if your not pissing someone off your probably not being edgy enough to make anyone laugh.

[@SA80TAGE]

which woman?

[@derekrichardson6515]

@@SA80TAGE It’s the woman with short black hair in front of Claire from Glasgow.She should stick to Eastenders and stop in.😂😂😂

[@michaellear3276]

The English need a referendum on leaving the union

[@magicpete7286]

Yes, can I get a vote

[@carl48uk]

...me too, no one asked me as an Englishman if i want to stay. Cut em all free.. pleeesse get us out of this inbred union

[@Nathan-yk5km]

Banky well the twats never though, the ‘English electorate’ had absolutely nothing to do with the UK joining the EU. Nobody got a vote. Even if they did, it would’ve been a UK-wide one, like the referendum; so it would be implied that you’re essentially talking about yourself. Of course mongs like you are just that... mongs... so I’m not sure why I’d expect anything intelligible from your side anyway.

[@bazmc1153]

@@carl48uk An Englishman in England sure, like Bangladesh without the weather.

[@HandsomeNamed]

@@banky4943 There was no referendum for joining the EU. There was no European Union, just the European Economic Community. The people voted for a close trade partnership and ended up with an unaccountable committee of law makers.

[@markleveson6093]

"You've gotta take Liverpool wiv ya". Absolute f***ing genius! Love ya Landlord. Long may you reign as the King of Comedy! 👑😀

[@jdon_mac]

i did like that bit, just kinda highlights that even england has its own divisions haha

[@ltr1745]

@Gareth Tucker People from Newcastle are proud Englishmen unlike scousers.

[@MrThecarebear]

@@ltr1745 Are Liverpudlians not English then?

[@mysticallymerry5523]

@@ltr1745👍🏻Proud English and from Liverpool!

[@geraldwalsh6489]

What? If u did that,theyre be no decent footballers in England! Man.Utd. are a bunch of overpaid under acieverers,and London and Brummie clubs are useless Re

[@andyq752]

'kiddly fiddly pediofeelio' Hilarious!

[@cyberhawk80]

yeah no PC to be found here lol

[@wafi84]

Yep 😂😂

[@ZnenTitan]

Latin is such a romantic language isn't it?

[@jowilltellthetruth5525]

It makes a mockery of one of Catholic's most beloved prayers so no, actually, it's not "hilarious".

[@jowilltellthetruth5525]

@@cyberhawk80 Insulting Christians is about as PC as it gets. Wouldn't have got away with saying anything like that about Rabbis or Imams!

[@steveross8364]

"You've gotta take Liverpool with ya" He's right, 52% decided that was indeed a deal breaker and the rest is history.

[@mick1406]

"In Ireland, they wished for the Roman Catholic church to be in charge of babysitting!" LMFAO 🤣😂🤣💯

[@Exodus-ww9bm]

“In Zimbabwe they wished for Robert mugabe…….got to be careful what you wish for” 😂

[@scottish-hero6664]

“Glasgow” “Ooohh” Its fine, glasgow was voted the friendliest city in britain And then also voted the most dangerous city in europe in the same week

[@catnerdadrian7601]

Oh so I'll only stabbed in the front and told "terribly sorry" as they take my wallet

[@scottish-hero6664]

@@catnerdadrian7601 maybe, who knows?

[@JohnSmith-lh4tu]

Never have I been so offended by something I agree with

[@bluecroth1228]

Most dangerous is Europe has to be in Turkey somewhere ngl

[@Ricky911_]

Nah. Surely the most dangerous city in Europe has gotta be Naples 😂😂

[@giovanniacuto2688]

His grandfather was the former British ambassador Sir Ralph Murray, who was from the Scottish aristocracy!

[@mpggv8368]

it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this

[@YorkyOne]

@@mpggv8368 Yawn. One other thing. Learn how to use sentences.

[@errcoche]

You can't get a much more Scottish name than Al Murray. He attended boarding school and Oxford University. Cultural appropriation anyone? I imagine most people don't realize his on stage persona is a marvelous work of fiction.

[@giovanniacuto2688]

@@errcoche Thinking man's Alf Garnett

[@MsJackcool69]

@@mpggv8368 Funny we used to travel before the EU. Never found it difficult. We also traded. You obviously were not around in those days.

[@davidhynes9683]

one thing about al murray, he is one of the new comedians who is actually funny.

[@SneakyDingo]

new? xD

[@casperwallace9685]

He is not original.........take a shot at the jocks.....is as old as the hills.

[@stevehay964]

He's been around doing comedy for approaching thirty years.

[@MOOSEDOWNUNDER]

New? where have you been china?. He is actually a very smart man, Oxford degree, liberal snowflake in real life.

[@davidhynes9683]

The point is he is actually funny, a lot of the comedians now are as funny as woodworm in Long John Silver's wooden leg.

[@Ricky911_]

"They have somehow convinced the whole world that it is a luxury to lick a disinfected wooden floor" I mean, that's how we be flexing in 2020 ngl

[@josephthompson4363]

I'm a proud Englishman and I love the Scots. The Scots should decide for themselves to stay in the UK or go independent. I wish them the very best of luck what ever they decide to do.

[@donmacleod.7080]

We've already decided in 2014, it's just that some extremist Nationalists can't accept it. The SNP may be the governing party in Scotland, but the majority want to remain part of the UK.

[@joemorton9200]

@@donmacleod.7080 At the moment the polls suggest otherwise, a majority wanted to remain in the EU and that could've been the deal breaker

[@danielmacpherson8487]

@@joemorton9200 There's also the fact that the 2014 vote may not be totally legitimate, not in that it was rigged or votes weren't counted but. there was initially supposed to be 3 options, Stay in the UK, Leave, or Stay with more autonomy. the Tories thinking the referendum wouldn't matter just made it the first 2, but because the polls were split 50/50 a few days before the actual vote, the tories said that stay would come with those increased powers, this confused a lot of voters and MAY have lead to a lot more support for no. there's also the fact that the last one was 8 years ago and it's a very different place today. there's many thousands of people like myself that were too young to vote in 2014 (I was 13 at the time, voting age is 16 here) and many older people that did vote in 2014 that aren't alive anymore, interestingly, the old are overwhemlingly in favour of staying, and the young the opposite, couple that with the EU thing which yes was quite unpopular here. and it's not at all crazy to believe we'd leave. The Tory government of the past 12 years has been a complete embarrasment to the nation on the internal and international stage and Scots as much as anyone are fucking sick of it, most people want to leave not to not be in the UK, but to be free from the twats in Westminster. whatever we do I hope we do it soon cause as much as I think independce is important for us moving forward and the SNP are the only route to that. I am generally pretty disgusted with them as a party and want them gone ASAP.

[@boozy8659]

@@danielmacpherson8487 If the people want it they should get it but I’m not so sure now is the best time. The financial proposals look like they are up in the air which would be sorely felt at the moment. Also it’s not like you can just leave and join the EU, there’s a transition period (lasting a good couple of years if not more) which given the state of the world right now would be agony. I reckon it’s almost guaranteed, I just hope you can strangle a good enough deal out of Westminster when the time is right. Alternatively, England leaves and ditches you with Wales (and Liverpool) bish bash bosh, sorted.

[@MARTIN-bd7gm]

@@joemorton9200 My partner is a scot neither of her family who still live there want independence nor does anyone they know , i think you will find the polls are wrong by a long shot, they are not going anywhere .Also Scotland gets Billions from the British government , what are they going to do if that dries up ? their gas and oil are running out so wheres their wealth coming from selling whiskey and haggis lmao .Sturgeon is a joke as is anyone who follows her its like the blind leading the blind .

[@leewhitehead6460]

To all the jock's, Paddy's n Taffy's. I'm an English old git and I'd like to say I'm Happy, chuffed and proud, we have all of us as part of the UK. We are all seperate countries, but I've met load's of great people from all over the UK and personally love the fact, we are a united kingdom.

[@Citybhoy]

But why use terms like jock paddy or taff why not scots irish and welsh instead of being a wee belittling prick

[@leewhitehead6460]

@@Citybhoy because scots Irish n Welsh folk know the craic and I'm sure they have got an " Affectionate" name for me. 🤔 Edit and can have a laugh amongst OURSELVES

[@heolonnen]

@@Citybhoy These names are terms of endearment and part of the UKs family style humour which I for one (and I'm a Taffy) do not want to see disappear along with all our little characteristics that have fallen because of stupid 'political correctness'

[@AlLiberali]

@@Citybhoy just call em sassenachs in return. Fair n square

[@amandadonegan2137]

From the South of lreland. NOPE... We are NOT united give us back the rest of our distinctly seperated island... Love from a Paddette

[@jabrown]

“Relationships run their course…” brilliant. I'm dealing with the aftermath of a bad breakup and this has actually helped me. Thanks, Al Murray!

[@jabrown]

@Mr.T It's tough, brother, but I wish the same for you.

[@cyberhawk80]

dont feel fucked up.. you are giving her power that way.. and she was never yours.. it was just your turn.. a bit harsh.. but it helped me.. go mgtow.

[@NapoleonCalland]

Here's to the healing process ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6GrqYaQdsxmd8k #PatrickWolf

[@brianbrooking496]

Bad break up? You mean there are amicable ones? Just be glad you can move on with your life...

[@NapoleonCalland]

@@brianbrooking496 Some are more amicable than others -> kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6moYWSoj6mKeJY

[@murraymarshall5865]

Scotland does NOT want to leave the U.K.! There was a vote, we said no.

[@christophermunton9623]

Unfortunately the SNP don't respect democracy. Their idea of independence isn't independence at all because they have an obsession with the EU. In order to be a member of that corrupt political organisation you need to sacrifice much of your sovereignty. You really couldn't make it up.

[@jackdubz4247]

That was when we were still a part of the EU. Things are different now.

[@murraymarshall5865]

@@jackdubz4247 they are very different thanks to Covid, if Scotland had voted to leave the U.K. in ‘14 we would have been much worse off during the pandemic, we should all give thanks to the strength of the Union. So yes things are different, the benefit of being part of the Union is even clearer now.

[@lovelybitofbugle219]

@@murraymarshall5865 love this comment ✌

[@martinwelsford1353]

How refreshing to see that Political Correctness is certainly not alive on his manor. Very cleverly done and a good laugh !

[@Minime163]

From what I hear Britain is gone completely over the top with this PC bullshit your patriotic songs banned you can't celebrate st George's day what the f**k and I thought Ireland was gone to f**k which it is but you seem to have brought the whole thing to an even more ridiculous level

[@a48er74]

@@Minime163 You heard wrong. Maybe try hearing from sources other than jingoprick flagshag reactionary comicbooks masquerading as journalism.

[@ultimatesnacks6190]

It’s true, these days if you say you’re English you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail.

[@VesiustheBoneCruncher]

How have none of you realised that ‘the guv’ persona is directly roasting the shit out of you? Like Alf Garnet. You are the butt of this joke.

[@donaldcrawford5577]

cannot wait for the the woke episode, no doubt, they will not be in the audience.

[@tommytaylor2084]

"Kiddy fiddly pediofeelio" 😂

[@apexduplex7351]

Aka The Royal Family

[@carpathianhermit7228]

@@apexduplex7351 edward heath memes

[@apexduplex7351]

@Chris Jonhson aka The BBC

[@jsa2001]

@Danny _ the BBC are anti christian

[@capta1ncaveman746]

Aka the every branch of christianity , the government , the media , and the entire entertainment industry , oh and not forgetting of course their corporate backers who pull all their strings ....those mysterious faceless back stabbing false god worshiping judas C@nt's ......................................................

[@theplanetmagratheaii7934]

I'm Scottish, pro-Independence, and this was funny. It's a stage show and a character, so just treat it as such and have fun.

[@Nathan-yk5km]

The Planet Magrathea II why do so many of you seem to want independence, independence which you will then use to align yourself with the EU and be (entirely) ruled by them? Why, I genuinely don’t understand? You effectively want to procure independence, in order to have it taken by somebody else instead... If it’s a case of well, someone’s gonna do better than the other, then I understand but sorry I think going with the EU is anchoring yourself to a sinking ship, or whatever the term is.

[@philc2889]

From an Aus Scotsman Manxy - make sure he doesn't go down the sellout road like our disgraceful and embarrassment of a comedian known as Jim fuckwit Jefferies

[@ScotiaDiesel]

@@Nathan-yk5km I think for a lot of Scots, independence isn't about being all on our own. It's about having our parliament represent us to it's fullest extent. A large amount of Scots feel "left out" by Westminster. But we are also, en masse, pro Europe. A lot of rural Scotland benefits from EU grants and projects, and we have a large European immigrant population which works hard and brings their ethics and culture along with them. An Independent Scotland that is part of the EU would mean that local issues are wholly settled by the Scottish Government, which we vote for, and we would still be part of the free trade, movement and cooperation that the EU provides. The idea that we are held ransom by Brussels (or indeed the Bundestag as someone else said) I think is a gross exaggeration, perhaps fuelled by anti-Europe sentiment. For a lot of Scottish people, being part of Europe and sharing in culture, experience and humanity is a desperately important thing, more so than being part of the UK. Both referenda I think are proof of that. Hence the call for a 2nd independence referendum. These, by the way, are not necessarily my views, but more of a summary of what I think I see from my fellow countrymen on a daily basis. It's fair to say, that the promise that David Cameron made to the people of Scotland in 2014; our only way to maintain our EU membership was to remain as part of the UK (at that point the EU basically said Scotland being a member as an independent country was nigh on impossible) and then his referendum on the subject which is now seemingly going to strip the people of Scotland of that promise, has left a lot of Scottish people feeling betrayed and abandoned. And I think correctly so. As it stands, I'm anti-indepenence at the moment, as I was in 2014, but I'm sat on an exceptionally thin knife edge on the subject.

[@alba9507]

@@Nathan-yk5km - Think you got your ships mixed up? It's the Dis-United Kingdom that's sinking fast.

[@alba9507]

@BreatheScotland - "Scotland gets additional funds on top of it's own taxes that it raises" absolute lie, get your facts right, Scotland does not have the power to raise its own taxes! All tax revenue raised in Scotland goes to Wasteminster.

[@georgegarratt5559]

does anyone know Al is actually really posh and comes from a. long bloodline of posh landowners and titles in England. he just pretends to be working class.

[@errolkim1334]

Looks like Thornberry so...

[@lorenzo6mm]

Yea probably true funny that. and every working class Scott has a (RICH) noble Scot hero relative who shafts them, in their past, present and future. And, a touch of Tutankamen too. Like 3/4 of the UK.

[@cybertronian2005]

He's not so much pretending as he is playing a character, lol

[@johnnycrinkle]

Also does a quality range of vocal sound effects 👍

[@arlostein1000]

Holy shit really? Are you telling me this isn't a character? Next you'll be telling me John Wick is actually called Keanu Reeves

[@cityzens634]

The UK is a family of nations England- The parent Scotland-The sulky teenager always threatening to leave home but never having the wherewithal to do it. Wales- The talented younger brother excelling at sports and music. Northern Ireland- The screaming baby, but at least he’s got over the teething trouble.

[@lj7169]

and then there's you, the little twat posting shit jokes on the internet

[@geraldwalsh6489]

You forgot Ireland..the angry kid that did manage to escape and leave after 750 years of trying. Now it still causes its parents pain......i.e., Brexit, Northern Ireland,Ryanair, etc

[@kevwalker5714]

Or wales the perverted sheep chasing poor relative.

[@interestedbystander196]

You could extend the metaphor: France - the amorous next door neighbour who's simultaneously trying to cop off with the parent _and_ the sulky teenager Germany - the granny who always give you a fiver for your birthday (as long as you do your chores and have been good) Italy - the local restaurant Poland - the local handyman Holland - the local drug dealer

[@scottwhitley3392]

Not many teenagers that provide their families with Gas, Fuel, Electricity and food tbf

[@TheMrSomecheesyname]

I'm a Scouser, and I approve this message.

[@meetrasurrik6982]

I'm a Scouser, and I don't approve this message.

[@jackgammon4084]

I'm Welsh and really could you 'Pudlians please learn to speak English properly..

[@meetrasurrik6982]

Jack Gammon Thanks for the water m8

[@stevegandalf4739]

@@jackgammon4084 Why should they? The rest of Britain might start thinking they are the same as them. :))

[@darrenlorimer3354]

@Jade Kilgallon like you by chance?

[@natkingcol909]

Al Murray beautiful SCOTTISH name!

[@Tourist1967]

Alastair James Hay Murray, with a shot at both English and Scottish titles, including the Barony of Strange and the Dukedom of Atholl.

[@davidtuttle7556]

I thought he was Laird of Piss Isle?

[@natkingcol909]

The Bawbag of Blairgowerie?

[@Tourist1967]

@@natkingcol909 Blairgowrie! You tumshie!

[@gillymac9363]

Meaning "fud of the glen"

[@Jay-lr3me]

So many people getting way too serious in these comments. It’s just a joke lighten up

[@matthewdowning6009]

Yeah but plenty of Scots feel like he jokes; unfortunately. Everyone knows it, that’s why this sketch is so funny. The woman a row down and to the right of one being picked on knows it 😜

[@leewhitehead6460]

So true Tommy So many people have lost their sense of humour, and decided it's better to have a good sense of offended instead. What is this GREAT BRITISH nation coming to ?🙈🙉🙊

[@casperwallace9685]

Abusing a nation is not funny......and he is not that good

[@Jay-lr3me]

Casper Wallace lighten up he’s not starting ww3 haha, you’re a prime example of taking life too seriously

[@thewomble1509]

Iike all good humour , it;s based on truth, that' s the fucking tragedy of the whole Brexit pantomime.

[@timothylynskey9224]

Brilliant nobody will have enjoyed this more than the Scott’s themselves Scottish people have a fantastic sense of humour they are like the English they can laugh at themselves

[@cantbanme8971]

Who the fuck is Scott?

[@badseednut]

@@cantbanme8971 🤣😂🤣😂

[@stuartmacdonald9289]

My friend, Scott laughed at this. 🤣

[@michelemorrisey9277]

No it isn't funny it a racism. And before you say I don't have a sense of humour or imply I am some other kind reason for my view , read my other comment made tonight approximately 10, minute ago giving some clarity of what he was involved in during 20th to 2014 . Then decide why I say it's racism. As I am one of those Scottish people with a sense of humour now Mickey Flanagan there is a true comedian & terrifically great in his stands up shows.

[@sonampaldensherpa]

Can we get Boris to leave Liverpool in Europe

[@dcarbs2979]

Not even Barcelona could take them out ;-)

[@lune_dba]

the EU*

[@Cheezymuffin.]

The english, we love you. So fuck of :D

[@vojislavl6665]

What's this joke about getting rid of Liverpool with you English? As an Aussie I'm quite curious about this.

[@AtLiveGaming]

V bre scouse not English

[@gordon10mj]

Alastair James Hay Murray - Got to be Scottish ! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😀

[@allanmanaged5285]

No way Liverpool could ever be part of Scotland. If he had said Ireland then as long as it would be made the official Capital not just the working one as it is now that could work.

[@finlay1702]

It was just a joke because everyone hates Liverpool

[@nickshields1011]

Al Murray, Scottish name, plays drums in a band based in Glasgow. He’s a legend.

[@MrDaiseymay]

don't you mean ''Beautiful Scottish name ''.

[@clothilde1623]

Russell Brand: Scotland, you’re our Canada ain’t ya? Craig Ferguson: No, you’re our Mexico.

[@roosterbooster6238]

Clothilde yep trump is Scottish and brand looks a bit Latin..

[@clothilde1623]

Trump is half-Scottish and that horrifies and repulses everyone in Scotland. To the point of vomiting.

[@blair4935]

@@clothilde1623 speak for yourself

[@clothilde1623]

Blair Russell Well fuck me, it’s the lesser-spotted Scottish Trump fan, a pariah from the rest of its species. Safest to avoid.

[@MarpleSteve]

Clothilde the liberal left love freedom. Except of course freedom of opinion. Death by keyboard is one of your more lenient sentences. 😂

[@bigboaby555]

The Murray clan fought for Scottish independence in the Rebellion 40 years after we'd joined the union . how times have changed , hahaha

[@martyfeldman3269]

The Scots started all that union crap with their rotten Stuart kings. And they did the Highland clearances and the Ulster plantation. Before that it was the Tudors and they were a bunch of fat sweaty Taffs. Trust the Scots to want to be independent from the shit they started.

[@johnrab5302]

@@martyfeldman3269 we didn't get our parliament back until 1999

[@martyfeldman3269]

John Rab.ok forced by who ? Tell me who forced you .

[@johnrab5302]

@@martyfeldman3269 the English royals with a Scottish expat as the face

[@y-callos3970]

@@martyfeldman3269 What a load of shite 😂😂😂

[@kardoar]

Im American and would love to have a beer with this guy. Probably funniest night ever

[@davidmcfadyen9357]

The guy is an ignorant fud

[@nitramnitram1966]

You should hear his views on Americans. ;)

[@jordanf5771]

@@davidmcfadyen9357 your probably a soft wee soyboy

[@theglumrant9477]

he was 4 or 5 years below me at school...he was funny even then

[@loganscott814]

@@davidmcfadyen9357 from what I've seen of him, a lot of what he says is satire.

[@Hannodb1961]

If you love someone, let them go. If you don't love someone, let them go. Just let everybody go.

[@mpggv8368]

it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this

[@Hannodb1961]

@@mpggv8368 1) You replied to the wrong comment. 2) Believe it or not, Brexit is the lesser of two evils. I don't know if you've noticed, but the EU is an unsustainable economic mess that is surviving on life support, and the longer its kept alive, the more catastrophic its demise will be. The whole project is controlled by unelected eurocrats in Brussels, slapping regulation after regulation on countries with little regard what effect it will have on them, and you can ask Greece, Spain and other poorer countries what a mess the EU have been. No one thought Brexit isn't going to be messy, any divorce is. But the sooner it gets done, the better for the UK in the long run. Future generations will look back at brexit like they look back on churchil:. It might not have been the most popular choice to make, but it was the best choice one could make between two bad options.

[@mpggv8368]

hello @@Hannodb1961 of course many days i m thinking the same. its a payment transfer system and highly complicated and involved i.e look at the amount of payments on agriculture alone without which by the way the french could not survive. thats why the swiss and norway are keeping out of the mess. no one knows where it will stand in 3 - 5 yrs time.

[@dazaessox]

would welcome liverpool and geordies rest you can keep

[@ChrisLee-yr7tz]

Deal. 👋

[@nw8000]

@Steve Mclean I agree Brother

[@andyq752]

Well let's face it, Geordies are just the result of an illicit meeting between a Scotsman and a pig.

[@alba9507]

@Steve Mclean - your lot stole where ever you went in the world, you gave the world feck all but arrogance.

[@rudymarleyaskit4573]

Mancs lancs yorkies geordies scouse ...all basically Scotland... north england has more commonalities with Scotland than the resa of England.

[@jonathanwilkins6071]

Al Murray is a national treasure for sure...so funny and amazing delivery.. this is just his act...we all love the Scots, Irish and Welsh...👍😄🇬🇧

[@DirtyGeorge]

@@BrotherChad Albert

[@walkaboutgla]

we all hate use

[@fruitenantcolonel9207]

When you do leave Scots, you've got to move the border a bit more to the south. Near Plymouth perhaps?

[@johnrab5302]

Too right ma boys

[@MrRabharris]

Shauns a wanker

[@thearcadian290]

adhi sekar You can always fcuk off to Abdabistan if you dont like it here chap.

[@johnrab5302]

@@thearcadian290what along with ur queen back to Germany

[@thearcadian290]

John Rab Abdabistan is nowhere near Germany. Do you not know anything? BTW not my queen, it's reign is illegal and unlawful, not to mention, it fails in it's sworn oath to do right by the the people a pre requisite of it's reign. Just thought I'd mention (" ,)

[@phmwu7368]

LOL ... meanwhile the British Army is training people as lorry drivers, turkey pluckers and strawberry harvesters ...

[@MickeyMichaels348]

We had a vote, we didn't want to leave!

[@jetsflyingoffatrain4338]

Because the UK threatened to deny us entry to the EU? How shortsighted are you.

[@feonor26]

​@@jetsflyingoffatrain4338And how would the UK do that? A Putin style invasion?

[@kennethcochrane2904]

I am from Canada and am not all that culturally familiar with England Scotland and Wales but can tell he is brilliant l and he knows his people. Man works hard at his job he sweats every set, or it could be the alcohol either way he’s as animated as a cartoon.

[@doomgronthewitcher6514]

A patriot, a hilarious man and an educated fellow. Bloody hat-trick. Legend

[@tomwilson5108]

He's playing a character and he's taking the piss out of people like you

[@walkaboutgla]

so full of shit. we shouldnt of invented england. our fault

[@rabenfedersonnenhut]

Patriotism is not something to be added to a hat-trick, a list of good stuff. Patriotism is pride without that pride having to be earned, the same bs like blind loyality.

[@AthelstanEngland]

I honestly think if the English had a vote, Scotland, would be independent, and by a large margin.

[@timbanks260]

The Pub Landlord says things that always have a grain of truth to them, but presents them in a provocative, amusing fashion - not to be taken too seriously :-) brill

[@PMMagro]

"You have to be carefull what you wish for" :-)

[@scottferguson48]

Peter I understand what your saying . but.Scotland won't to stay with the E U. Not to leave the E U. This brexit is not so good what it makes out to be.

[@scottferguson48]

@ Is that all you can say ... Your not very educated are you

[@mpggv8368]

it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this

[@zippy_uk1046]

"If you do go , you have to take Liverpool with you...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They tried that when Ireland left as well...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterbrennan4242]

East Dublin,you mean?

[@dragonenglish1014]

But if Liverpool goes, who will be top of the football league.

[@scottferguson48]

Remember Newcastle was in Scotland

[@dragonenglish1014]

@@scottferguson48 Well, I wasn't around 900 years ago, were you?

[@owenhartguy7953]

Colloquial Soliloquy As a Scouser you aren’t a United fan if you think that. Eeeee

[@justjo630]

I’m Scottish and I don’t want to leave especially with that numpty Nicola Sturgeon in charge! We are stronger together and we should stay together 🇬🇧

[@rosspatterson1233]

Sadly it looks like most Scots disagree with you according to polls

[@thommo8768]

What fck'n planet are you oan better together what makes you say this proove it?

[@matthewwhittaker5428]

@@thommo8768 well the people of Shetland and Orkney would rather split from Scotland and become Crown Dependency's.

[@rosspatterson1233]

Glesga what makes you think Scotland would be better independent?

[@Malleus_77]

Fk off to England then your naw wanted here

[@truebluebears76]

I'm Scottish it's the first time I've heard Al utter brilliant best stand up I've seen in a long time .from Scotland

[@probinson4383]

Wow! You must have been born yesterday. Happy birthday!

[@joshp4582]

@@probinson4383 He's a shill obviously, no scottish person could take that rat Murray seriously when he can't even discuss the fact that the queen and her brood are pedophile lower lifeforms sucking from the lifeblood of the country (and childrens blood too if the rumours about adrenachrome are correct) - An actual scotsman.

[@truebluebears76]

Josh p enlighten me how he's a rat then where's your evidence then .

[@joshp4582]

@@truebluebears76 I need evidence to prove he's a rat? piss off every time he opens his mouth evidence flies out.

[@truebluebears76]

Josh p he's a friggen comedian for fuck sake you could say the same thing about .Chubby Brown he's worse .

[@ichhasseamerika]

Im pretty sure there are bits of Hadrian's Wall still hangin around which could be re-commissioned.

[@Valencetheshireman927]

If Scotland became independent then the remnants of the UK would have to build a new wall because Hadrians wall isn’t on the Scottish-English border but slightly further south in England

[@FRGuitar]

England is on both sides of Hadrian's wall you clown shoe. It amazes me the amount of thicko’s that go on about re-building Hadrian's wall and don’t even know that fact!

[@wrigleybiscuit6806]

@@FRGuitar "Truckloads of English taxpayer's money have been thrown over Hadrian's Wall!" - Nigel Farage, 2015 You're right about thickos!

[@FRGuitar]

@Cobbled Streets You know that 99% of the thicko’s that even say it, are being serious, right?

[@johnnycrinkle]

We all need to start planting nettles along the boarder,... No way their gonna walk through fields of nettles in skirts!!!

[@paulmulks]

2:45 That div behind Claire looks like he's too dumb to understand he's at a comedy show 😂

[@robertpodbery242]

We need another referendum NOW, Not if they want to leave, but whether we want to leave them,, the oil has almost run out, they have nothing else we want, I do honestly love the scottish and scotland, except for sturgeon

[@ploppyploppy6554]

I'm Scottish and I love England .

[@grahambooth6102]

I’m English and love Scotland 👍

[@kills26]

I'm Scottish and I have mixed feelings about Scotland and England.

[@rageagainstthenumpty4608]

I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body and I love wine gums.

[@Siege-v3m]

I’m welsh and I luv both English and Scotland. 👍

[@marklloyd4087]

We love you Jocks? FUCK OFF 😂 😂 😂 🇬🇧

[@mango4ttwo635]

Scotland and Liverpool. I'd be up for that

[@jimmyskyblue6057]

Scotland and Liverpool do have a lot in common with all those smack heads.

[@irw4350]

and Hull..... have you ever been?

[@OwtDaftUK]

The 2nd condition is why they didn't leave.

[@chiefgilray]

Because your politicians begged us to stay

[@lightworkeight4136]

It's not Liverpool they have to take...it's Newcastle. The obvious border will be Hadrian's Wall which finishes at Wallsend...funnily enough. So that means part of Newcastle will be in Scotland or we let them have everything north of the Tyne around Newcastle. Close the motorways at the wall in favour of border checks along the wall possibly at the modified forts.

[@chiefgilray]

@@adaster98 well actually your politicians did. Aw, clearly you are unaware of how much you rely on scotland but hey, little England has always been insular

[@chiefgilray]

@@lightworkeight4136 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you do realise that England heavily relies on Scottish imports though right, you'll be paying more but hey... Engerland

[@chiefgilray]

@@adaster98 ha ha ha oh dear jesus, tell you what, you provide hard evidence of your bullshit and I will give you hard evidence of your politicians lovebombing Scotland!

[@thefunksoulplumber22]

Quality. You crack me up, I don't think I laugh at any comedians come to think of it. They're pretty boring. We have a laugh, a pint, and learn some history in a way you can remember. If you don't drink too many pints, that is. Thanks for sharing

[@darrenhenderson6921]

I love hearing this being Scottish the people’s republic of Jockistan, it’s almost worth going independent just to name us that.

[@subhajitnaskar1]

That Irish wish - my God, it was a direct hit😂

[@isntitobvious9894]

The part about the wishes is so true and Hilarious. I'm partially french myself an our whole family gave up even trying to be Bilingual and now are pro French in Poutine and name only

[@johnwilletts3984]

Carlsburg Super Brew is made in Northampton England. We could cut off the Jock’s supplies, and force them, to beg for forgiveness. But to be fair, we don’t want to be too harsh on them. Growing up foreign, so close to civilisation, is bound to have left a chip on their shoulders.

[@chrishomevids2879]

Or as Kevin Bridges said, have Asda threaten to raise the price of crispy pancakes.

[@ricardoguanipa8275]

2:20 that's a great Billy Connolly impression

[@losonsrenoster]

Rebuild Hadrian's wall! Loved Scotland, Eyemouth, loch Ewe, isle of Lewis, Black houses, Drumnadrochit, Lyon's glen, Tyemouth, Crieff (The Pretoria was a surprize). God's garden.

[@steveforster9764]

I was born North of the wall in Northumberland so I'm English born BTW the Wall has never been the border.

[@swskitso]

They may as well leave if the scots cant even speak english. I can barely read those words, big props to you for spelling them.

[@kevsmithard5586]

Rebuild Hadrians Wall and we lose a chunk of England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

[@papapiers1588]

Ok as a Scot I found this hilarious 😂

[@beaucaspar3990]

Love from England! ❤️

[@Choir_pilot]

What do you think of English people

[@alansbinnie1446]

As a Scot, I didn't.

[@ConnorKD1876]

@@Choir_pilot people great! Government shite

[@richarddavies5674]

@@ConnorKD1876 what government isn't shite?

[@qazwsxedcrfv833]

Funny thing is to the rest of the world all three of you are the same people stuck on the same island. Try to get along, you really aren’t that different

[@Child_of_the_lie]

That's fighting talk. But yeah, true.

[@Zakawaka45]

dont talk about a subject you know little about

[@VeemaMusic]

More different then you think. And I'm Cornish. No one gives a fuck about us.

[@stephenastbury8690]

Its only banter,you might get a few knobs but majority of scots,english and welsh get on.im english and always been treated great when in scotland,even in glasgow.

[@GooseMcSwan]

@@VeemaMusic the Scottish care about you!

[@jerrybailey5797]

Gotta love Al Murray , he's hilarious 😆🤣😂

[@Drummerladd257]

"form the republic of Jockistan" - the problem with the English view on independence. Independence isn't just for Scottish people. It's for anyone and everyone living in Scotland !

[@EssK]

Anyone living up here is considered Jocks whether you're born Scottish or not though. Luckily it's water off a ducks back to most of us.

[@jayadams681]

Yep,independence as an eu member state............

[@OnlyGrafting]

@jacob linney those that get officially claim Scottish nationality. Aka born in Scotland or lived there long enough.

[@tomb5850]

@@EssK I'm a Geordie and Southerners call us Jocks from time to time. As if that's an insult haha. Bloody Shandy drinkers.

[@wideyxyz2271]

So all 3 of them then?

[@andrewmackay7449]

“This video won’t spark any arguments over geopolitics in the comments” - Definition of famous last words

[@Tokiofritz]

Poor England. With Scotland's departure just a matter of when, and with Wales getting itchy feet not to mention Ireland moving closer to reunification, England - after isolating itself from Europe - is now on course to be isolated within what was once the United Kingdom. The English will realise that all their country has is faded glory. Vera Lynn, Blitz spirit, Churchill. That's where it all ended. Beyond that, nothing. No waters, no resources, no real exports. Money made in London stays in London (or swims to offshore accounts). Its establishment knows this hence the dirty tricks and propaganda desperately deployed to stop Scotland, and eventually the rest, leaving. RIP England.

[@stillyes8171]

The question is no longer if Scotland will leave the UK, the question is when Scotland will leave the UK? Come the imminent new Scottish independence referendum, I will vote in favour of Scotland leaving the UK. This will make me very, deeply sad in many respects, but no matter, it is the way I will vote. Personally I can no longer find any justification or see any benefit in living under the control of an expensively educated, and over privileged elite band of idiots. A nostalgic quango of halfwits who select certain parts of history to subvert, subdue, modify or exaggerate inorder to suit their narrow minded and overinflated image of themselves. A group of charlatans that constantly repeat factoids that are eagerly amplified in the press and media, until they are mistakenly accepted as fact. Scotland leaving the UK can only serve as a source of motivation to the Indy curious people of Wales. The Yes movement in Wales has grown to such an extent over the last few years, that the same question once asked of Scotland are now being asked of Wales. Not if Wales will leave the UK, but when will Wales leave the UK? Weep for poor England. No seriously, weep for poor England. There's a disaster capitalist storm coming England's way. Her public services such as the NHS, and her assets are soon to be colonized and controlled by the USA. A country led by a man who ironically given the anti Celtic/European attitudes held by many of the the xenophobes in little England, comes from Scottish/German parentage. You couldn't make this stuff up.

[@skullcompco]

Dream on about irelands unification

[@royblackburn1163]

@@stillyes8171£10,6 bn reasons not enough ?

[@dannypeck96]

figured the second condition would be " ya gotta pay import duties on buckfast"

[@mpggv8368]

it pays to be careful what you wish for, especially now that brexit is turning into a beaurocratic and financial nightmare - voting for brexit was a disaster mainly by people who had no idea what they were voting for and therefore deciding the scottish fate at the same time so there is small wonder that the scots are waiting for a referendum to be done very presently in order to save them from the uk fate of voting for stuff the voters there had no idea would bring a lot of tradeloss and unemployment, presently still masked by corona fallout, and at the same time the idiots who voted for brexit also had no idea of the accessory damage that would be caused to exchange and travel restrictions within the eu and right of stay. in short, the most important trading partner was voted out and the uk plus scotland voted a third world country tradewise, with all the great problems this entails - mainly loss of trade and travel. you can t do something more stupid and dangerous to livelihoods all over the uk, than this

[@iwilson227]

Id take Liverpool and Newcastle Al. You can keep the rest👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

[@pjmoseley243]

would there be any future border disputes?

[@fyreda2572]

The way I see it. Britain is like a band. If we break up. We’re all going to be depressed and no one will hear from us again. It isn’t 1654 where we are killing each other. Like what are the English doing wrong. Honestly what is good about being independent. Why don’t we split the us into 50 countries as well

[@jamiehay1027]

fyre da I’m Scottish and I don’t want independence. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@fyreda2572]

Nice.

[@bluecoconut9543]

I want independence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@noodlyappendage6729]

17,000 Subscribers With No Videos Challenge The UK will live on! 🇬🇧✌️

[@ranoch3696]

My family lives in glasgow I have not been back for five years my grandmother was from Manchester I have aunts and uncles in Yorkshire and cambridge

[@ronny150]

What a lovely story, thanks for that, it's made my day.

[@konchester]

Ronny It gripped me from the start.

[@martinlaird9712]

@@konchester hahahaha

[@ranoch3696]

There are people in Scotland that don't want to live under the marxists eu.

[@martinlaird9712]

@@ranoch3696 yirback , uve mist 😒 yir stories and yir crack , fill me in with some stories oh Scottish at heart brother ye,

[@alexbowman7582]

Or on the border an extremely large concrete block set with explosives like the one between North and South Korea.

[@nigeltaylor4328]

With the oil price low and the Barnett formula no longer payable from England, how will the Scottish economy survive???????? Free prescriptions, free university education? I don't really think so Nicola !!!!!

[@josephmiller3731]

And how do you think England would survive without our oil,our gas our fishing industry,you ignorant people think you subsidise Scotland you don’t,Scotland contributes more to the economy per head of population than any other country in the uk,if you are fed up with subsidising us then ask for a vote in England to see if they want rid of us.

[@josephmiller3731]

smile 2192 You need to get your facts right but then again entitled people don’t like facts that go against their agenda,you keep believing what you want but if we are such a burden to you poor people why not get rid of us and see what happens,it will not happen because your Tory gov knows it needs Scotland’s resources to survive,as I said look at the facts and how much Britain’s economy relies on oil and gas revenue which belongs to Scotland.

[@Patricia-ic4ee]

Joseph Miller oil and gas are running out haven’t you heard we are going all Electric to save the planet .coal will not be used .

[@SA80TAGE]

@smile 2192 Curious... why do so many people think the SNP would automatically be in charge of an independent Scotland... do you really think we wouldn't have our own elections?

[@noodlyappendage6729]

Samur/Aye Try getting rid of the freebies once they’re already there. Near on impossible. The people won’t vote to get rid of their free stuff. The SNP will be in power from day one in an independent Scotland and you’ll see how completed fucked Scotland will become.

[@einarreriksson4598]

As an American, I loved Liverpool. But then again, it is the only place where there was a sign on the side of a building that read, "warning car thieves operate in this area." Another time, we had our car broken into for new CDs that were under the passenger seat. They did that in China Town while it was busy. I still love Liverpool.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Lol yeah right yank. You Americans only know it because of the Beatles

[@einarreriksson4598]

@@dcmastermindfirst9418 I've been to Liverpool several times back in the 90s. Good times!

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

@@einarreriksson4598 Exactly. I rest my case.

[@Isleofskye]

As soon as Scottieland leaves then The UK will always be Conservative as Labour can , virtually , never win without regaining the scottish vote....:)

Everyones a winner.

[@Subjagator]

@ Yup, having a single party be in indefinite control is nothing but winning alright.

@@Subjagator who cares as long as loony leftys are not in charge .

[@Subjagator]

@ I am going to posit that anyone who cares about democracy would be deeply upset about a single party system. The UK can't regain its freedom from unelected EU bureaucrats by becoming a single party system where your vote only counts if it is for the 'correct' person.

@@Subjagator no i do agree we must be strong and a single party or a single "ok" party is not enough but labour are a ill party that won't get better any time soon its been took over.

[@samuel10125]

5:32 he's trying not to break charector by laughing.

[@D97mgtow]

Liverpool? Can we not have New Castle instead???

[@flankspeed]

Don't fret, Newcastle will secede of their own accord .

[@zippy_uk1046]

Kill two birds with one stone - throw them both in...

[@thornbird6768]

dafty97 Have both 👍🏻👍🏻

[@sunnyjim1355]

If you'd ever want such a thing then you've evidently never read The Dandy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jocks_and_the_Geordies

[@D97mgtow]

Zippy_UK well it’s not that I dislike Liverpudlians in anyway it’s just I would rather be able to walk out my front door and not be mugged or see the wheels on my car have been stolen

[@MrLeighman]

Al Murray, so funny. He is of course right, "we were the crazy gang". It would be a shame to see a divorce - Speaking as someone who lives in England with mixed UK and European heritage including English and Welsh. Two of my cousins are half Scottish and the majority of People in UK and England have mixed Welsh, Irish, Scottish, English and European ancestry. My point being is that the UK population is so mixed up that I dont see the point in breaking it up.

[@DrumToTheBassWoop]

leigh pierce actually quite true, I’m a mix of welsh/English/Indonesian 😔

[@skindred1888]

Almost everyone I know up here don't really have a problem with the English, apart from a few who get annoyed at specific regional accents. But still hate England.

[@davegreig8933]

Very funny routine that buys in nicely to comfy centuries old misconceptions. It’s very good of the English to desperately hold on to Scotland so they can subsidise it with their hard earned cash. It’s just a pity that the rest of the empire got fed up being ‘subsidised’ and buggered off with none of them ever wanting to come back.

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Cope harder

[@davegreig8933]

Why?

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

@@davegreig8933 well the independence vote went extremely well didnt it?

[@davegreig8933]

@@mallardofmodernia8092 Thats not an answer.

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Well england arent desperately holding on to scotland are they? N.I sure but not scotland, they dont need to, the scottish are doing that for them.

[@songsmith31a]

I find it interesting that, according to public records, when things looked difficult for the Allies in WW2, Scottish nationalists would get busy seeking an understanding in their favour from the Nazis via their consul in Dublin. It fascinates me that today's SNP prefer to be run by the Franco-German led EU than continued alliance with the rest of the UK. But maybe old history can point us in the direction that might help explain this sort of political thinking.

[@clairefrancis7640]

Historically the scots always rallied with the French so nothing has changed

[@legandrydirk]

Liar there is no evidence the SNP did that whatsoever there leader was let go if he had he would been executed or been interned for full coarse of that war and after it he served 6 weeks and was let go without any charges Your seik hailing Queen and English fashiast party at time being third biggest in Europe at the times more worrying than the SNP at the time

[@songsmith31a]

@@legandrydirk Bravely spoken! Allow me to draw your attention to the following report in the Daily Telegraph dated 09/05/2001 under the title "Scots 'tried to set up Nazi alliance' ". This opens with these two paragraphs - "Scottish nationalists attempted to set up a German-Scottish alliance against England during the Second World War, according to MI6 files released today to the Public Record Office at Kew. They offered to proclaim an independent pro-German invasion of Scotland in the event of a Nazi invasion of England. In return, they asked that Germany stop bombing Scotland and give captured Scottish conscripts special treatment." The article goes on to describe in detail what was going on and finishes with the wry comment that "The files do not make clear if the contacts were ever followed up.", but mentions that MI5 "was already investigating the Scottish nationalists."

[@legandrydirk]

@@songsmith31a Tabloid newspaper bullshit and anti Scottish propaganda with a referendum coming up None of this ever happened or else it would tell you the names of who was executed Even during Levingston there was people tried during a war,same procedure would have happened here Imagine how better it would be if you actually used your brain?

[@songsmith31a]

@@legandrydirk I fail to see what today's calls for a referendum have to do with a broadsheet newspaper report of twenty years ago but passing that irrelevance by, the next paragraph states: "The proposals were made via the German legation in Dublin and came in the middle of a campaign by Winston Churchill to force the Irish government to stop the Germans using the legation as a centre for espionage and subversion." Mention is made of the unease of the German minister in Dublin, Edward Hempel, that an alliance with Scottish nationalists might give the British an excuse to have him expelled told Berlin that he "obviously could not have anything to do with the business in any shape or form." And there is more, but I think that anyone with a less prejudiced and closed mind will have already got the gist of what was deciphered by British code-breakers between 1940 and 1943 in messages sent to Berlin. It was the view of the Intelligence services that passed the information to government that "though individual members are mischievous and potentially dangerous, the organisation, (which called itself "The Scottish Independence Movement") albeit full of sound and fury, is of little consequence." No doubt the Public Record Office can verify all of this if fact and history matter to an informed brain.

[@ducatijim]

Yes Scotland wants to leave, that's why they voted to stay.......

[@lukem3250]

They voted to stay because the EU told them they would have to reapply to join the EU once they left the UK.

[@ducatijim]

@@lukem3250 And that's exactly what the EU is for, unelected bureaucrats telling you what can and cannot do, time the Scots grew up and put on their big boy pants...

[@thatguy3718]

@@ducatijim they're to pissed or spiced up to pull up their pants

[@Geminoduro]

@@lukem3250 Wrong. They voted to stay because english politicians told them that this is the only way they would be able to retain the EU membership.

[@allymac3601]

@@Geminoduro And those politicians were correct.

[@johngraham5996]

Scotland does'nt want to leave the UK it's only sturgeon and her sheep! most of us are happy being british, it's a myth the english are hated up here. The peoples republic of jockistan was hilarious, couldna stop laughing at that 😂😂 its ok to take the piss out of each other, its comedy and banter and snowflakes and muslims need to get a sense of humour, i'm a jock and not offended in the slightest, al murray is a funny guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

[@NUFC4LIFE-1]

Well said brother 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤝🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧

[@GazT-i8b]

100%🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@Beta250trials]

im english and i love scots welsh and irish,we fking need to stick together big time i also agree we all should be on a level ground i.e pay and opportunities

[@gueststrivler]

Sorry - it's over.

[@Beta250trials]

@@gueststrivler ok fk ya then you'll be the losers

[@jimmyhackers8980]

why is swapping a british overloard for a european (german really) one considered a step towards independance?

[@MysteryWheelgunner]

I'm not from the UK. Is Liverpool really that bad?

[@LunchSays]

No. They are jokes

[@chrisdaniels3929]

5.40 Relief as Al realises he really hasn't insulted extremists

[@thetrooper1738]

Scotland voted to stay part of the UK. One political party called the SNP wants to leave the UK. Scotland is not the SNP.

[@magicpete7286]

If you knew anything (which is doubtful) you would be aware The Green Party are in favour so 1+1=2 you're welcome

[@allymcmoist1484]

Tragic Pete ; 55% of Scots voters voted to stay in the UK. Did you not even know that?

[@scottishbombolini7794]

@@allymcmoist1484 And now loads of those same voters will vote to leave, any idea why? or is that too much to ask.

[@roosterbooster6238]

Magic Pete there are more than 2 MSPs though.

[@theplanetmagratheaii7934]

That was five years ago. Things change in five years, that's why we have regular elections - you know, the kind that people keep re-electing the SNP with? Just sayin'.

[@pwatom22]

Brilliant.. luv it mate.

[@MrJoecool9999]

The SNP are basically more like the CCP than the CCP - only a bit better dressed.....!

[@georgetootle2061]

I'm a Scouser incidentally my Gran was born in Glasgow. He's hilarious..

[@salvadormarin6807]

50 shades of Glasgow? I see an influx in immigration in an independent Scotland.

[@ninabella746]

Like Swedentan oh no... Scotistan! Scotland Don't do it. Leaving UK for EU it's self Flagellation

[@boabraveero4017]

White settlers???

[@bethbland9586]

England don't want to lose the oil in the north.

[@NickiesAdventureChannel]

beth bland lmao what a stupid comment

[@bethbland9586]

@@NickiesAdventureChannel Come on now Alex if Scotland gets it's independence then England has no claim on the oil in what would be Scotlands territorial waters. So my comment isn't stupid, always about the money and power.

[@NickiesAdventureChannel]

beth bland lol that oil would be depleted instantly due to the currency shift .... when the Scottish pound became lower than a empty packet of quavers .... also refining the oil ? What they just borrow those facilities ? Or they build their own ? With sticks and stones. It’s the only source of income for Scotland and it would disappear faster than 50% of Scottish people heading for UK

[@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq]

Alex D my god your stupid stop regurgitating information you’ve heard from other stupid people

[@jamesdennis9949]

The sooner the f**king better is all I have to say .

[@gaurence2585]

Let us then

[@ConnorKD1876]

Sound 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@ΠαπαπέτρουΧρήστος]

So basically they want to leave the Union (UK) for another (EU) bigger one. Size does matter.

[@noodlyappendage6729]

Παπαπέτρου Χρήστος ‘Some’ people in Scotland want to be ruled from Brussels and Strasbourg rather then London 🤷‍♂️ even though we share the same currency, same language, same Queen and the same island. They’re crazy. They would cut off their nose to spite their face.

[@JamesMc2051]

The level of political integration in the EU is far lower than in the UK between the home nations so you're not comparing like with like. That's why EU members are considered independent, can vote in their own non-devolved governments with a greater range of powers, and can opt to leave at a time of their choice. None of that applies to Scotland within the UK.

[@noodlyappendage6729]

McJ 2051 The UK is a nation state that’s why. The point is clear. The EU wants to be its OWN nation state. That’s why we voted leave because we’re smart enough to see where it is heading.

[@Neion8]

@@JamesMc2051 And the EU used to be a common market with virtually no intergration, yet over the course of a few decades it's turned into a pseudo-governmental body with a ongoing movement to turn it into a fedaration. Thing is, however shite the UK government is, worst comes to worst the people of Britain can march on Parliment in the millions and get rid of any government that's there. Try doing the same when the seat of power is across an ocean protected by a millitary size that could become equivalent or even more numerous than the population size of your rebelling country and which could easily lock down your waters to prevent anything (including communications) coming in or out.

[@martindornan1667]

@@noodlyappendage6729 Independent Sweden Independent Holland Independent Denmark and independent Republic of Ireland have a lot more powers in the EU than Scotland controlled by Westminster. To try and suggest otherwise shows how stupid you are.

[@matthewleslie4448]

Liverpool? Works for me. They'd be very welcome. Strong Celtic influences in that city anyway. Welcome aboard la

[@roosterbooster6238]

Liverpool? I would rather have London as it is super rich

Why would livepool want no money like you gypos .