FUNNY AMAZON REVIEWS

[@kingani]

i’m turkish btw

[@dizzyguy101]

Kaka

[@yaoiboi9486]

Ohh such spices are to foreign for me I'm Indian

[@veteran_dino]

yes i completly believe you. the internet is an honest place dont do drugs kids

[@twolightmix6031]

im latvian ;)

[@natouxx3811]

K

[@Kwiteee]

yeah

[@sentinelravox5575]

This is false

[@jakobfenner5464]

Kwite spoot likes floating hoodies.

[@brianneedshelp8019]

ok

[@RandomGuy-vg5vz]

not kwite right mate

[@censored.9903]

David ONSLOW-OSBORNE Stop it get some help 😂😂

[@chadamonkey5641]

"70 odd angry queers kazooing in unison" needs to be a white card in cards against humanity.

[@omegazplayersolo8234]

ChadaMonkey Amen

[@Mythicalwaters]

yes

[@goober_jar]

Get the custom cards and boom sell em for 10.00 a piece

[@AceOSpades717]

It does, but I have to admit: it's hella fun! 🏳️‍🌈👌🤣😂🏳️‍🌈

[@random1652]

Omg yes...

[@WildSpartanz]

AMAZON REVIEW

[@KimsWeirdChannel]

WildSpartanz Which left?

[@mr.waffle750]

Can u tell Henry to not fuck with the waffle

[@Zuubaru]

You guys forgot the fact that the model at the end had the dress emoji on instead of real clothes lol

[@lookatthisnet462]

WildSpartanz hmmm nice forest

[@Spingyyy]

👏👏

[@Jera985]

2:38 you can hear him mumble “fleshlight”

[@nyqkqch]

*flesh*

[@random1652]

Oh God...

[@melissamata7]

@@nyqkqch XD

[@spookyuephobia]

What's that?

[@maxbieri3073]

Lilliana Canterbury ...you don’t wanna know.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

2:45 I love the bit of silence while cheerful music plays

[@trumootwo]

*VOILENTLY CLEARS THROAT*

[@Malien1692]

9:19 henry became a Sim in a matter of seconds, amazing

[@thr2648]

Yes.

[@Lina-jh2qg]

Sounds more like german

[@dawnfirestudios2853]

That is terrifyingly accurate

[@somasu1304]

Justice McKenna this is how german sounds to you?

[@DEFSeattle]

​@@somasu1304 there's literally random borderline German words, tf you mean? (No German isn't my first language but I'm learning it, and even though it was nonsense there were German words said even if it wasn't written)

[@cammyjane42]

am i the only one who thinks the sponges were cute?

[@alexlogan9604]

Me too

[@vm6xy]

THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

[@viriginnie6471]

Me too :'D

[@viriginnie6471]

I WANT THOSE FUCKING SPONGES

[@blehblah613]

Same

[@pizzachu2281]

Fun fact: N U T glows in a blacklight

[@nyqkqch]

never go to hotel rooms again

[@tragedythetragedy5015]

n i c e

[@FrozenViper5]

Yea it does, thats why Im never shining that shit in my room

[@mandozzz__]

Exactly

[@aestheticperson6984]

...

[@JustinY.]

"Wow what a great comic book" ~ Review for JoJo part 7

[@bubbles1720]

First?

[@VTuberRuby]

Nice joho reference

[@hq_archive]

First on cowbelly , now on kingani , hello again justin , how are ya?

[@franciszek9652]

Justin Y. I dont like you

[@ChersCherries]

Duwang

[@noelic6744]

Lol, jacksfilms at the end there.

[@redskeletonart238]

Noelic wuss happenin squad fam 😎

[@alishiamitchell1396]

@@redskeletonart238 me me *big* boy

[@CaptnMarioCH]

fat dab

[@abrahamo2895]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@Raspopopo]

i need an uncensored verson.

[@MoonlightAcid1]

It's not that hard to get he thought it was a fleshlight

[@E_2the_mma]

@@MoonlightAcid1 no I think they meant like they wanted to know what exactly was said in the cut out bit. There is a point before that you hear him say fleshlight when the others are talking over him

[@matiaspereyra9392]

@@MoonlightAcid1 thanks, since I'm from a despacito country, I didn't know what the fuck was a fleshlight, we just call it by its function 😂😂

[@MoonlightAcid1]

@@matiaspereyra9392 a portapussy

[@matiaspereyra9392]

@@MoonlightAcid1 yes, I've already Googled it, but thanks anyways

[@eternalgaming9705]

5:29 "Gel crIma DESPACITO" *_As an Italian, I feel offended._*

[@icecaps1016]

Isn’t it a Spanish music video

[@cilentistefano]

As an italian I feel VERY offended.

[@thantos2530]

I don't know why it took me so long to realize bluesdank said fleshlight

[@nyqkqch]

*flesh*

[@diobrandodies7907]

I had to search up what a fleshlight was....I...I regret it badly

[@a_literal_crow]

@@diobrandodies7907 oooooooooooof

[@sandpaperchan5086]

Dio brando dies Hahaha

[@sam-ws3dp]

this made me spit my water out like 5 times ohmygod

[@oliviagutierrez1134]

Blood shows up under a black light.

[@Theashyone]

Olivia Gutierrez ...what.... what am I supposed to do with this information?

[@pklnom3651]

@@Theashyone clean up after you eliminate your target.

[@sqeeeeeekeeeeeek9556]

@@pklnom3651 blood also stains white hotel room sheets id suggest poison or something more discreet

[@sqeeeeeekeeeeeek9556]

so does piss i think most bodily fluids do

[@pklnom3651]

lola moiki i know i was just screwing around

[@Oofitty]

Lubricant wrestling...I’m honestly interested

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

*complilation of Ani noises INTENSIFIES*

[@Azavelika]

Is this an actual thing? I need a compilation of Ani noises. If anyone makes this I'll give them $100 on the 32nd of August.

[@abystrous]

it's even gayer and deadlier than normal wrestling not that fake shit miss me with that fake shit

[@Oofitty]

Panda Alex yeah didn’t think about that

[@lordofthesoup4753]

*_SLIPPERY_*

[@2000ZachAttack]

As someone who lives a minute from Westboro Where's my kazoo?

[@urlilreincloud]

2 years. 300+ likes, but yet, I am the first reply.

[@ObitoUchiha-dt8we]

This wasnt even near german. This is sad. I want to cry Alexa play despacito 2. *commits toaster bath*

[@fatchins9126]

CoolSkeleton 95 Alexa play Lügenmerkel song

[@elevennineteen6450]

This is sad, Alexa play despacito 3

[@mintxeye5149]

KZbin is just broken now with it's auto translation

[@therealyoda2483]

"They're in the attic"

[@mintxeye5149]

Lol, I just now noticed that you probably meant the end and not KZbin auto translating Titles...Sorry, my bad :'D

[@samtrevino3691]

Petition to have Ani upload the uncensored version with henry

[@rosabellelove9]

If you listen closely under brandon’s voice you can hear henry saying “fleshlight”

[@rose-hm5tl]

Sam Trevino signed

[@Ali-ge6qn]

Y E S P L E A S E

[@headintheclouds7905]

Hell yeah

[@zer0g140]

Wait so the stuff on the wall is what exactly?

[@dingus_wow]

* On Amazon * * Generic Amazon review * * 55 gallon of lube comes up * Me: WHAT

[@2011thomasboy]

" i am a good christian boyo :3 " - wildspartanz

[@someonesour]

Once I was looking for some cute frilly Lolita heels on amazon,I kept seeing this same man dressed as a Lolita wearing an anime girl mask that was so scary

[@necromanceComedy]

@YourCommentIsntFunny people needlessly judging others for their fashion sense and assuming it's kink-related instead of considering it's simply aesthetic in almost all cases 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@necromanceComedy]

@YourCommentIsntFunny I'm not excusing pedophilia or ageplay, I agree that both of those are very uncomfy and icky and one is straight up illegal, I'm saying that 90% of the time lolita fashion is for aesthetics; very pastel colored with lace and frills and ruffles and such, and only for aesthetics. There are people out there who are into pedophilia or ageplay who also happen to be into lolita fashion, but it's a loud minority and the normal sane people in the lolita fashion subculture do not like them or accept them one bit. I'm personally not into lolita fashion very much, but I have friends who are and they're super nice and literally ONLY do the fashion part. Pls do research or at least think and consider possibilities before judging an entire grouping of people based on a few shitty people you've encountered or heard about.

[@sadie_cat]

It's ok my bff also thought that "loli" and "lolita" were the same thing

[@arcticedge2022]

10:04 That dress...

[@dylankeane3982]

yh i noticed too so journeyed here to find if anyone else did

[@el7230]

Henry was talking about a fleshlight, wasn’t he...

[@metallicsheep2793]

Im confused, what did he mean??

[@yaboifab2]

Yes

[@el7230]

metallicssheep27 a fleshlight is a sex toy lol

[@TimBukTwo]

You could here him say it before the censoring.

[@diamondkind6912]

*_I GOT AN AMAZON ADD BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED AAAAA_*

[@haydenhuber5005]

Boooooooo

[@AUFartool]

Hayden Huber Honey boo boo Lol

[@haydenhuber5005]

GD BlastChard huh

[@haydenhuber5005]

I'm confused

[@AUFartool]

Hayden Huber Nothing

[@ziggy5331]

A huge improvement from Pyrocynical, far more safer for children, and not as outdated, I rate this video 5 stars

[@polixthepole]

3:54 my favourite is the Rambo one, the one that’s flipping me off and the flat one

[@Aster-ORIME]

That Veet thing was actually written in Italian: "gel crema depilatorio" And yes, sadly, there are no pies in that cream

[@I_love_dr_stone]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *Why* by Mr. Sandman *Why did this video have to end?*

[@zeromailss]

This is a cool video, but where can I get the uncensored version? do I have to get the blue-ray edition?

[@intensellylit4100]

*Blu-Ray

[@musashimyamoto9168]

にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien for the fanservice you sadly almost always have to get the blu-ray version :/

[@HungNguyen-mi4vk]

Intensly Lit r/woooosh

[@rakew9231]

Intensly Lit r/wooosh

[@ivorobotnik617]

@@intensellylit4100 r/woooosh

[@CherrygroveCity]

Alexa, play loud Indian music.

[@mivescensa4303]

TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN DA DA DA TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN DA DA DA

[@vibe_sauce]

Dio Drando AYAYAYAYA

[@TinyMafioso]

*Now playing Africa by Toto*

[@rabbitrulez]

I miss the rains down in AAAFRRRIICCAAAAA

[@ryanwrites5531]

*Now playing: Classy Oboe*

[@wildspartans9782]

9:26 This keyboard is very good! Ive tried it for three weeks and its great! Something something something something something something something

[@theantknight6132]

4:08, this also happened on valentine's day

[@thenationofjemplastan1387]

The real question is how did they get the boy syrup on the tv

[@kirstygunn9149]

Good /bad aim

[@spicybeantofu]

Sitting too close to the tv... While watching a "movie".

[@karkatvantits2339]

Im calling cum "boy syrup" now

[@sandpaperchan5086]

The boy syrup lol I’m dying

[@DanielLopez-up6os]

Perfection has been achived on amazon. I´ve seen a full Shakespeare book in one the reviews.

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

10:00 Ten out of ten editing there Ani.

[@wulfy604]

I mean... I almost didn't notice.

[@jacobh12349]

@@wulfy604 Ya, I thought the person selling it just did a very bad photoshop on it.

[@water4204]

1:56... I'm dying laughing inside trying not to piss off my family while they're in the living room watching a movie. I laugh loud as shit

[@catzwowz3079]

10:03 wow what a real looking dress it almost looks like she’s wearing it!

[@sherlyncarpinteyro8841]

I really want to know what henry said now

[@SheepGod66]

Sherlyn Carpinteyro same lol

[@kevingildenberger8088]

They gotta tell us now

[@mmmmmmmmmm855]

pretty sure he said 'fleshlight'

[@Azavelika]

He was calling you a prick. I don't know why he said that because I think you're very nice. In all honesty, he thought the flashlight was a fleshlight. I've made that mistake before. I still have the burns from the batteries.

[@alanlight2715]

Fleshlight

[@ulian5]

As a german i would say that it sounds dutch but ok

[@ulian5]

Skuriman Leider nicht

[@lonelychimo]

exakt das ist sowas von holländisch

[@lucagoellner]

Gismotheking01 i thought it would be dutch, i didn't even got that it's written with half a Keyboard xDD

[@shotsfiredman]

same here, it also has somewhat swedish look to it (grüße aus düsseldorf :p)

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

Ich schließe mich an.

[@Filaceous]

OH HECK THATS MY ART also my username on Twitter is actually @filaceouss (2 s’s)

[@Filaceous]

tysm though ani !!!

[@hannahjama3891]

Filaceous eeee

[@fr4225]

oh HECC

[@deaddead698]

9:15 is it bad I understand this perfectly?

[@arrivedknight7632]

No

[@mech_ow]

Ok, what does it say then 😐

[@wib9525]

@@mech_ow this board is very good! I've tried it for three weeks and it works great! [I really don't get this part]! Five stars!!

[@Pasta366]

People in America: I'm 20 i can't drink alcohol My grampa when I was 4 years old: here have some vine

[@sallyl7321]

‘It’s almost like perfect german’ German me: NOOOO :o

[@gloxxic]

9:26 i just realized he was typing with the keyboard lmao

[@Sw33tdropzz]

9:00 Henry starts to sound like Hitler whenever his voice gets louder XD (especially at 9:19)

[@AeturnumTheEternal]

SEEEIIIIG, HEEIIIL

[@HandsomeGamerGuy]

That's an Insult.

[@Sw33tdropzz]

@@HandsomeGamerGuy Lmao no. I wasnt supposed to offend anyone xD

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

@@HandsomeGamerGuy Watch the movie 'Downfall', come back to this video, listen to the way the review sounds like, then delete this comment lol

[@HandsomeGamerGuy]

@@shuhratkessikbayev8886 Watch some Hitler speeches, then come back to this video. Listen to the way he sounds, then delete your comment "lol".

[@samanthaherrera5680]

9:19 *accidentally someones another demon*

[@thekillermisfits]

At 8:30 there was a Horse Wellness ad... I don't know how I feel but I fell out of my chair laughing 😂

[@apparentlyjaniche250]

Alexa play Depilatorio

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

3:17 Everyone thought this was weird until 2020 came along.

[@kurinthekitty6842]

3:23 Those Sponges give me anxiety

[@doomslugs]

1:32 “REDtooth” speaker 😂

[@crisperstorm]

9:05 you are on another level if you can manage to effectively use one of the half-keyboards

[@ben_the_one6486]

Can we buy the lube for Brandon

[@alyjuliette4827]

#lubeforBrandon

[@arrivedknight7632]

Help this man

[@LisaF97]

The lube can make the world's largest slip and slides

[@marybartels1977]

uM-

[@mickeydiesel4556]

4:27 That's the same shirt Dwight has on in The Office episode Niagara part 1!!!

[@coreyleitzke2755]

YAAAASSSSSSS

[@finnkatz]

You are a MCvirgin

[@kylethedragon6411]

4:51 that report was written on my birthday... what a nice present

[@J.TiberiusKirk]

5:13: So that's what it takes to increase fart volume. Also, without this informative video I would never have known that.

[@stellarkirbo]

Das bard es ver gad! A've traed et far tree weex ad werx great! A recabed et ta Agazad watcxers! Fave stars!!!

[@solangel8002]

i thought you were speaking another language til i watched that part of the video XD

[@Speederzzz]

The board is very good! I've tried it for three weeks and works great. (Idfk what happens then) Five stars!

[@theothersideofparadise4732]

*pardon*

[@martinditz6448]

@@Speederzzz what language is it?

[@Speederzzz]

@@martinditz6448 extremely poor english

[@shanemorehead2958]

9:25 Henry: *screams in nazi.*

[@vickyk4065]

you should have seen some of the reviews on the bob ross waffle maker and there's this one specific kinky review that made me holler and collapse.. plz do a part 2 and try to find it :')

[@lyricamost6658]

2:48 Reddit summed up in 7 words

[@happybirthday2078]

1:04 I confirm that! We really do that. I'm surprised that you know it. 😂

[@milk_moxie]

Ooga Booga give me rights - Martin Luther King Jr

[@xsyipvods3421]

Buns Crapters good meme

[@ImaniWoodward]

I love Ani's laugh lol

[@kagepu3796]

Kingani videos described in one word Despacito

[@Fellknight23309]

DespaYEETo

[@cringykid5736]

Erect

[@TinyMafioso]

This comment described in one word: kill me please

[@otaniemiri]

Dear people who don’t get the flashlight one: Don’t investigate. Stay pure. We need more people like you.

[@fnaflover34sans78]

The box looms over the unholy ones 3:50

[@MISTER_R0B0T0]

At 3:31 Brandon starts to slowly evolve into danny devito

[@-irene-29]

9:18 “That board is very good! I’ve tried it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend(?) it to all Amazon (?) watchers! Five stars!” idk wtf this guy said

[@DinksterDaily]

Despacito

[@ben_the_one6486]

DinksterDaily you have blessed this comment section with your presence

[@jubbsticks]

was better

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

DinksterDaily You deserve top comment.

[@lilypaigeham]

YES

[@debralovell7031]

Idk why I died at 5:03 "YeEt"

[@justseffstuff3308]

4:58 Omfg that is such a good description of that and most other p2w games.

[@Mario2980]

I be disappointed too if I thought I ordered a giant icecream sandwich, love those things...

[@mr.spaghetti2807]

6:33 The girlfriends husband died, then she got in a relationship. That could be the case, but I don’t know.

[@brianneedshelp8019]

This video went from 4 views to 9k in 2 seconds good job ani

[@titangirl161]

Your "wholesome audience "s ears know exactly what a fleshlight is

[@boe.jiden6808]

I love the pause between Henry saying fleshlight and Brandon saying wtf is wrong with you XD

[@fatturret9241]

Girl friend is also what girls call their friends so there's that

[@sabothbrainiac5844]

The "german" is much closer to Dutch btw

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

3:53 Quackity and Kappa watching the Vidcon vlogs.

[@okaypinkplays9893]

I died laughing when you were talking about the yeet XD 😂😂😂

[@purple3127]

7:52 I had a dream about this. It was horrible. I was the dad and the whole time I was trying to put the mask on. One of the most stressful dreams I've had in ages

[@HAdams-bw4bq]

9:51 I, as a German, do totally approve

[@swagtomomo]

I subscribed for the fat dab at the end.

[@Julian-up4sr]

This board is very good! I've had it for three weeks and it works great! I recommend it to all Amazon watchers! Five stars!!!

[@maynase]

9:20 He's speaking Simlease. He's finally cracked the code.

[@zachblair3794]

9:00 I was dying of laughter and didn't even realize what the actual review was doing

[@youngheadass1540]

I've seen and heard some shit, but, I don't think it would do me good to hear what Henry was talking about

[@Ewaliciouss]

fleshlight.

[@sadkilla4914]

5:52 ok, i have this right in front of me And my dad told me that we have IT since i was born ;-;

[@pyroclown4269]

1:56 this sounds like junkrats voice

[@mgwlegend5173]

The goddam silence before he goes "wtf is wrong with you". Just got me. Just got me

[@Paperguide152]

ahhh im addicted to these videos now, i've watched almost all of them at this point

[@VeeWholesome]

MY CLASSMATE ACTS EXACTLY LIKE BRANDON. I'm so happy

[@spawnpeekingjager8866]

I wanna know what blue said

[@lucasrojas4045]

Jacob Frye fleshlight probably

[@maddblack6383]

That probably wouldn't need to be censored though... It's not a rude word, is it?

[@ARavenReverie]

I was trying to figure out what language that was before I realized what was actually happening. But I knew for fact it wasn't German, lol. Looks nothing like German.

[@shortbr3eaf]

0:28 COCAINE FOR MY BREAKFAST

[@blujae6930]

4:25 .......my mom wears these......i guess im adopted