Funny Girl Fails - Motherhood Bloopers | FailArmy

[@21dtxslayer]

Hey failarmy caption editor, At 8:05 I'm pretty sure she said "Hey Rowan" and didn't call the kid "Heroin" lol.

[@butsann]

This blow my mind

[@patrickblock2477]

WTF

[@g3n3ralcookie31]

I was thinking about how much a mother must hate their child to call it "heroin" 😅 but "Hey Rowan" makes much more sense indeed.

[@fadetoblond]

Why would she have put that spelling on the video then?

[@yakbreeder]

Glad I'm not the only one to notice. Fail Army Fail.

[@travismailsa1]

Those 2 kids haircuts were legit as hell. Cracked me up to the max. Definitely need to change my barber

[@joe125ful]

Lol:)

[@Noledad77]

The kid who cut his and his sister's hair... well done, sir. Hilarious and your mom will NEVER let you live it down.

[@ethanv7330]

The sister will demand it be forgotten xD

[@joeschmo7957]

Yes, they act as if the "hair will never grow back".

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@joeschmo7957 IT NEVER WILL

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Oh man, those kids with the buzz cut hair cuts were the cutest. Hair cut not so much. Mom was pretty cool with her reaction. Little girl said she wasnt happy with her hair cut.

[@pjotrtje0NL]

Pretty cool? She’s way too emotional, just because of some hair.

[@Durwood71]

@@pjotrtje0NL Pretty typical reaction, though. Moms always freak out over stuff like this.

[@drew703]

This is why you need to watch your kids…

[@leannessister3691]

Haha I like how your comment just describes the clip. You seem like a wholesome fella

[@metr0n0me1]

@@leannessister3691 I like the one where the woman sat on the table then fell through the table then landed on her butt.

[@TheMajor8478]

That woman with the glass of water had me dying lol

[@GingerTheSpoiledCat]

So upset about water on the table 😒 lol

[@lapislazarus8899]

My mom was like that. Every little thing, she'd flip her lid! She cared more about possessions than people, it was all about keeping up appearances.

[@Celisar1]

I think the mother is horrible: volatile, aggressive, not a touch of humor and then even slapping her daughter over a joke

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Same.

[@ddot9566]

@@lapislazarus8899 I'm sorry for your experience, but the daughter was laughing the whole time. They seemed to be having fun together.

[@hashtag_thisguy]

Just a heads up, blowing flour in the air around naked flames is dangerous!

[@flipfloppingwithMike]

VERY correct.... That's called a 'flash-fire'. Just a bad idea all around. I've actually seen people use a leaf blower to clear away huge amounts of sawdust...next to an open fire. Absolute stupidity.

[@brandimccarty2588]

@@flipfloppingwithMike me too! Definitely very dangerous. Reminds me of that silly string people use to spray at someone blowing out candles. Some people just simply have no idea. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@lowkeysoundsystem6174]

Almost went from FailArmy to Faces of Death. 😬

[@brandimccarty2588]

@@lowkeysoundsystem6174 😂 some of them do seem that way! Lol

[@lowkeysoundsystem6174]

@@brandimccarty2588 Unfortunately. Btw- they made silly string non-flammable for that reason. Someone got covered in silly string then engulfed in flames from birthday candles. 😔

[@bonniekathleen4964]

When the woman says "Hey Rowan" and the freaking closed caption says HEROIN that made my entire night still lmao

[@dawn6658]

We can’t ignore how great that chicken sound was! 6:58

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

Right? That sounded so real.

[@chiragdahiya3669]

6:40 LOL MOM IS INTELLIGENT AF .

[@edbl1944]

I once went on a waterslide with my son in front of me in between my legs. Of course we went waaaay faster then I anticipated and I ended up flying in the pool on top of my son. I was standing there pulling my son from between my legs and up in the air like a childbirth/lion king moment 🤣

[@leaf2180]

0:52 is the most mom looking mom in this video lol

[@kaasmeester5903]

Rule #1, don't upset mum. Rule #2 don't upset the person who cooks your meals, who knows what you will find in your next one?

[@Craftlngo]

yup and she is the same in the Clip at: 3:08 she should be used to getting pranked with this kind of son.

[@Akumarb26]

Tf u smoking bro

[@lapislazarus8899]

I definitely don't prank people who cook for me!

[@AgonizingDemise]

that girl with the clarinet is the best. It is an accurate representation of what life feels like XD

[@wondersoxx]

6:58 Her little thud was precious 😂😂😂

[@Daindrais]

"ba-doomp"

[@thetribble6196]

The one where the mom got the guy with the water bottle was precious!!!

[@joe125ful]

Yep:):)

[@moe3047]

1:45 had me dying, mommy be like "not in the eyes!" - "fine, then a headbutt!"

[@lukashanzal8164]

8:06 what a nice name for chidlren

[@joaopedroalbernaz]

geez, I thought the same. Some people, wow

[@SpeccyHorace]

@@joaopedroalbernaz Are you two just acting dumb?

[@jennicronin252]

She says “hey Rowan” - subtitles are just wildly wrong

[@KellyWolfTrico]

6:31 I loved this clip

[@pookybear6137]

Best chicken sound impersonation I've ever heard wish that girl could teach me I'd be clucking everywhere 🤣

[@Tjalve70]

0:15 Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!

[@someone2506]

I'm an adult! Maaaannn

[@jasonrussell8088]

The water on the table brought me back to childhood 🤣

[@tobiaschurch8848]

5:46 Destiny got her butt whooped that day. She she two types of tears that day. Ones of joy, and the ones that show what happens to people who pour water on the table for the internet 🤣🤣🤣

[@C1nderfire]

I love mom saying hey Rowan and it subtitle heroin lmao.

[@richardvanderka5163]

Yeah I was like did they actually name the kid Heroine..wtf is wrong with them 🤣

[@C1nderfire]

@@richardvanderka5163 I did too at first!! I was like wait what? Oh ok subtitle fail. Ok whew. I watched it twice to be sure

[@partariothegoth]

@@C1nderfire even the auto-generated subtitles knew it was hey rowan

[@johanstrom3271]

That first cackling laugh was pure joy!

[@randolfo1265]

4:59 - Don't you mess with the African mama ! ! !

[@JustenHarden]

8:06 I believe that should be “Hey, Rowan” LOL

[@ExclusiveGamerRoshan]

4:15 😂those kids got some serious hair cut

[@victorfreire3560]

These were the funniest you guys have posted in a long time, thank you very much for it

[@braveheartbob3473]

00:20 look how disappointed that kid who flipped over the plate was hahahaha

[@tiktokone2092]

Hahaha

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

The African grandma made me laugh so hard ahha.

[@thatguyoverthere8355]

Dropping birthday cakes is the best, all that silly singing and....ooops!

[@S3NTIENT2000]

The kid shooting out backwards on the slide was pretty funny 🤣🤣

[@GingerTheSpoiledCat]

Haha 😄

[@sarahbarton4977]

6:43 As Reg Varney said in On The Buses.”He’s got his bum in me face”. Lol 😆

[@GuerreiroAventureiro]

3:52 this kid knows it, he predicted the fail

[@tiktokone2092]

Lol

[@Anurag.Sharma]

Lol was Looking for this comment 😆

[@zee4164]

@@Anurag.Sharma same🤞🤣

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

The mom running with the little girl trying to ride a bike had me rolling. Would have been better to just let her fall on her own. Awesome fails again. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@GingerTheSpoiledCat]

👍

[@peacefulcalmmelodies1148]

5:19 Nigerian moms, the best. Lol.

[@Celisar1]

In WHAT way is this good, or even more so “the best”??

[@tekarock]

@6:26 GO MUM! I love it! We can clearly see she watches KZbin 😂😂

[@LHyoutube]

4:58 - That woman is a walking stereotype! 😂

[@Arsenico971]

What accent is that?

[@heavytv31]

Wow. Good video

[@larosejh]

7:33 daym, girl got some guns!

[@traildancer95]

My favorite channel. Thank you for picking the funniest. People do the craziest things.

[@nostmoth]

Today is my birthday, this is just what I wanted, thank you

[@ORflycaster]

Anyone else notice the toilet seat wasn't actually installed on the toilet at 3:20? Classy.

[@andydoughlin7514]

That hair cut one! Every parents nightmare.....Sooooo Funny 😂😂😂😂

[@zer0ne83]

6:41 waterslide scissor to the face has been living in my head rent free all week... I hope it never moves out 😁👍😂

[@troye.1309]

That kid writing on the front bumper brings back memories 😲. When my daughter was young she decided to color on my uncle's truck while he was helping us move a couch. It was dark blue and she took a rock and made squiggly lines down the side of it. When she got to the fuel door she proceeded to color THAT in😫. That was a costly art project. Great video, FailArmy 👍🏻

[@luedanger561]

3:50 This kid is a legend. Fail Army! 😂

[@joe125ful]

Yeah modern kids:)

[@elvajinon2710]

Literally worst clip

[@captainjack748]

4:18 😍that girl is so cute

[@Rolbell]

1:46 That kid’s gonna win all the fights! “Eye-gouge! Headbutt! Sweep the leg!”

[@immortalbunker5564]

Love all of your videos they make me so happy

[@PhillipMelanchthon]

That mother trying to teach her kid how to ride a bike is a true hero. It may be funny but it is all heart.

[@Zapp__Brannigan]

That last one with the little girl breaking the phone and the older sister coming into frame at the end with the here-we-go-again "Oh, Leah!".... Freaking 🤣

[@057MU]

ありがとうございます😂

[@FailZinto]

I tried not to laugh challenge: FAILED. This video is just too good!

[@subzero6191]

Haha Jaime and his mom made it on here nice 🤣😂🤦‍♂️

[@sanjugowda007]

Mother's are always best & beautiful gift in this world

[@steveutgaard9961]

Awesome video Funny

[@raphaelfaria3710]

05:16 her accent makes it 200% funnier, hahahaa!

[@Kata-oy4gl]

6:58 poor little girl this was the funniest one xd

[@oussamatahri]

4:02 what a nice kids🙃🤣

[@ruipeste7133]

Já vejo este canal à algum tempo e a primeira vez que vejo um clip português sai um enorme “fodasse” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LifeOfBrother5000]

9:54 *You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal*

[@clownfromclowntown]

8:05 she’s saying “hey Rowan”, HIS NAME AINT HEROIN 😭😭😭😭😭

[@tu1469]

I don’t know why but this video gives me an awesome feel good summer vibe

[@longbrother3490]

8:06 wtf did you really think the mom said "heroin"? who tf does your subtitles they are ALWAYS wrong

[@maskedathiest]

i assume it was auto generated lol

[@thetaekwondoe3887]

Pretty sure that little girl with the buzzed hair isn't "Evalis" either. Eloise, methinks. Dumbness.

[@mister_damian]

its maybe like "hey rowan" or something similar, although i wouldn't be suprised if his name is heroin

[@elikinder1506]

Loved the kids hair cut. So funny!

[@SoNiiC69ViPr]

Mom's are always so uncoordinated lmao. Thanks mom's for making us laugh

[@GingerTheSpoiledCat]

Thought it was just mine 😆😁

[@okhera1]

Very Nice Bro! Get Good People!

[@Anita2024Benit]

👻👻👌

[@jennijones1532]

LOLOL. The MOM with the glass of water ....tooo funny! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL😂😂😂

[@friskyjackopumpkin8960]

4:54 it's gonna spill lol I can't stop laughing🤣

[@matt010288]

“HAHAHAHAHA” as the sparkler set the rug on fire 3:28

[@Sapherzz]

8:07 - "Heroin"... Those are the subtitles you went with? 😂

[@Anita2024Benit]

🍑🥰👻👍

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

"Hey Rowan" = "Heroin"😂

[@vitaliabalakov1831]

What a lovely and sweet mother🙃

[@SailorGreenTea]

6:53, good thing the knives are not kept on the counter.

[@noampitlik2332]

"Oh, my God!" Over and over.

[@Anita2024Benit]

👍👻👻

[@omaropqhe368]

Cool channel 💯💯💯👍🏻

[@Lurvtuss]

This did my Day,i laught som Much!!

[@Mocking69]

HAHAHA～Goodです♪

[@ALX65]

This is what we get for Happy late mother's day lmao😅

[@robby78woitko51]

8:42 Ahhhh Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

[@droy333]

8:06 - Heroin? "Hey Rowan". Subtitle fails at it again.....

[@CrowGraystone]

i am convinced that they hired deaf people to make these subtitles

[@beveryveryquietiamhuntingr7009]

Women on mini-bikes and dirt bikes are always hilarious. They love rolling on that throttle. Never fails.

[@gokbole]

Firstly: Momma at 4:55 was the best. Secondly: God I hope that is a misspell at 8:06!

[@01simik]

6:05 The kid lies there like: wtf mom, what did you just do to me? 😀

[@Anita2024Benit]

👌👌👍

[@drdream007]

6:34 😂👌🏻 U think i am a foooool

[@SailorGreenTea]

7:50, keep working on the embouchure.

[@Arctic204]

Watching these my day is a whole lot better

[@tiktokone2092]

Same

[@Moogelfar]

8:06 did they really name their kid heroin?

[@mercdragons]

She said hey Rowen

[@lavender_heart5263]

7:02 this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@mkvB58KING]

8:06 - The mom say's 'Hey Rowan' and some genius at FA thought it was 'Heroin' 😂👎🏼

[@richmanz447]

@ 8:07 the mother calls her son - "Hey Rowan". The subtitle says "Heroin" Welcome to the Fail Army

[@_koschwarz]

Mothers... you can't live without them.

[@LHyoutube]

8:06 - Hey now, I know the kid looks like a Goth here, but that's no reason for your third-world subtitlers to automatically assume he's on heroin! 😂

[@Hangwithcoco123]

0:29 made me think of last summer when we were at Disney and on the lazy river and we made my mom join and she wanted to try and take a nap and me and my sisters kept messing with her float.😂

[@sunnyedits3495]

In the first clip the man said here we go, He was waiting so badly for it to happen 😂😂😂😂 o

[@Anita2024Benit]

👍👻👌😍

[@chriswillings4958]

The upside down water cup thing was the best

[@HarisXXL]

08:07 Kids name is „Heroin“ ? 😅

[@bubbleman2002]

Who is making the subtitles? Is their first language English? It is not my job to make the subtitles and during a casual watch I can pick out several that are just entirely wrong. Hey Rowan is not "heroin". 8:05

[@Glenn7719]

4:28, cut it short, was that a strike or not?