Funny New Zealand TV Ads

[@Fruity-sb9lg]

"I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head." "What you on about?" "I dont think you should drive." "Nah" "Nah you're too drunk bro, *just crash here* " " yeah just crash here " "...okeh" "Hehe"

[@apteryx]

"Stop a mate from driving drunk" "Legend"

[@n0wsinn]

bro monique says you’re dumb

[@Fruity-sb9lg]

@@n0wsinn space head

[@mirzaahmed6589]

"But I could look dumb in front of Monique!"

[@Laughandsong]

Small country, big talent! Your ads rock, guys! Love from Canada!

[@My_Mousepad]

Love back from nz!

[@Katc78]

Germaine Clement doing the voiceover for L&P! I’m Aussie but I think Kiwis have the most phenomenal sense of humour in the world. Hidden treasures! Bloody awesome!

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Jemaine

[@jaynai8570]

"You To Drunk Bro Just Crash Here." "Okay" *crashes through wall and kills everyone *"MATE YEA DREAMIN!!!"*

[@germanricabias4267]

Kiwis are way funny than Americans

[@thecheesebuffalo3298]

Germanrica Bias thats is kiwis

[@thecheesebuffalo3298]

*us

[@roblostandlate.6005]

iceceroc. True, American humour is based on insult and degradation and is about as funny as a school bus crash.

[@bioflame7050]

These ads arnt funny there normal

[@jimholden3359]

Germanrica Bias Most of these ads were made by American companies. Also American ads are way funnier then this.

[@Hamsterman691]

Those lift plus Ads were so funny back in the day

[@cherryngatai6815]

mate your dreaming my favourite part i miss these ads!😍

[@cherryngatai6815]

bring these ads back!😘

[@bubbabitty5438]

Naw kiwis know what's good and that's why they make funny ads that are actually funny

[@saster6551]

YEAH MATE NZ FOR LIFE as I live in it :3

[@magdalena_dewinter]

Bubba bitty remember that ad when the guy got drunk off hid ass and swung his kid around and accidentally threw him into the wall, that ad was amazing aye

[@zakbrazier4925]

we kiwis just know

[@horzeluv4eva533]

Madison watson oh god that was sooo funny😂😂

[@jakebclaridge8311]

Aussies don't know what they're missing out on!

[@mckenziepolwart3280]

4:30 haven't seen that in ages

[@xm4238]

Kenzie Polly SAME!!

[@paigecutler3449]

I used to sing this whenever it was on tv😂 i literally know all the words

[@blackcage9036]

Late as fack but I always look for this ad while what ever I was watching goes on a ad break

[@sineadcampbell5147]

'Aussies' lmfao gold. Kiwis rock ❤ from Australia

[@lewis5425]

I'm proud to be a kiwi

[@gaybob4818]

Cameron Cumming sai

[@boatbeeprewl5979]

Camzemin6969 same here

[@Fruity-sb9lg]

8:17 RIP Pua Magasiva 💛

[@berlinsaintclair9100]

I'm a yank who's never been to NZ (although I'd LOVE to) and I love watching the adverts 💜

[@azziebean4773]

nz is sweet as bro, come over

[@demonsoda9314]

yussssssss

[@justojust]

There’s only 4 tv channels mate.

[@kaos_fortweni4065]

Come on over bro, though while you're here try not to announce you're a yank too much😂

[@luckdragon836]

any want ghost chips?

[@xm4238]

Snake Goat u know we can't eat your ghost chips

[@thegreatone7193]

Snake Goat Monique says you're dumb. 😂

[@lickmytoes6230]

XxWildGamerxX // Xayvion "spoon!"

[@luckdragon836]

Ashy Lane space head

[@user-wr4em5qo4k]

Luck Dragon fuuuuuuckin leedgend

[@HelloGuys-le7pc]

*SHE'S PRETTY BIG JOB*

[@MatheusKlSch]

2:14 "Bloody legend"

[@samclark8076]

Ah, the good old 2012 State ad, their ads are so boring now!

[@keeganshelby885]

That guy in the background "Yeah, just crash here" Lol

[@a.p.6301]

NZ can make their ads creative, funny yet effective!!

[@christiesmith4589]

I'm 7th generation Kiwi, yet I'm living in England, I'll always be a kiwi

[@tylerscott7443]

Great ads kiwi cousins didn't know we were mentioned in more of them ,even got shaza in the Marmite commercial ,lynx nz had me rolling around on the floor in stitchers laughing so hard great stuff guys ,

[@violetxblood5824]

I dont want none of your ghost chups

[@HomebrandFishfood]

Ash Purdie were not Australian it's chips

[@sineadcampbell5147]

This and the blazed ad are my favourite things ever. Kiwis at their funniest.

[@horzeluv4eva533]

4:24 is actually soo catchy

[@cow_tools_]

Great memories. Thanks for this. You should make a part 2.

[@killerkeemmeme7988]

These ads are my life

[@valefor1203]

I tried this spoon game when I was young... It HURTS😂🤔

[@milabailey7885]

I remember the words to the insurance ad words 😂😂

[@nameunknown8053]

4:15 miss that ad! Catchy as

[@tamz1981ts]

i love the 2nd one

[@aidenswag21]

MATE YOUR DREAMING

[@magdalena_dewinter]

Daniel SENEKAL no surprises there

[@nikkibublitz2918]

I know one of the kids in it. It is so old he is in high school

[@sethbooth7096]

NEW ZEALAND 4 LIFE

[@zakbrazier4925]

ain't that true

[@amandahutton9834]

Yeah ya

[@jacqfoot2878]

Seth Booth r u amarican

[@hillclimbracing7939]

go to hell usa

[@brendonrookes1151]

ahh its a muslim nation now

[@alicegrace2310]

"I'm so hungry, let's watch some funny New Zealand tv ads to take my mind off it" *first ad that comes on is McDonald's* "ah for gods sake!"

[@coultergill7728]

Alice Grace 😂

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

As an Australian, I would humbly apologize for all the stuff we stole from you Kiwi's, if I wasn't just an individual out of many Aussies and I had nothing to do with Australia stealing from you lot, nor can I do anything about it on my own. So instead, I apologized for not standing up to my country about this as well as not being able to speak for an entire nation.

[@1wingedangel597]

I remember that speight ad. Miss seeing them on tv now esp those two guys cos they appeared in other speight ads too.

[@muscleman3515]

3:45 Y'all notice in this ad, when the girl switches to the other channel, she does an Australian accent. When the lad gives her a marmite toast, she immediatley goes to a NZ accent and comes to her senses. Well played NZ, well played!

[@muscleman3515]

Even on the rugby television they watch, the commentator is hinting us with "Troubles for the wallabies"

[@roblostandlate.6005]

Boba Fett. I reckon she'd be a real fun girl if ya gave her some vegemite toast!

[@my12spoonswithrose43]

And doesnt she whine before she switchs

[@julierose2398]

“[name]. No surprises there.” is a permanent part of my lexicon.

[@waimariemclean2759]

Where's the "On the floor!" ad? I think it was for SKY tv, I haven't seen it since I was little 😂

[@francinemckee5612]

I was expecting to see it when i watched this! quite gutted lol

[@jaydatiananga5065]

Can never forget the ghost chips 😂

[@hopedevitt6633]

That last one though it just cracks me up

[@trxshloner7243]

I’m fucken glad I grew up watching these ads. New Zealand’s ads are fucken legendary

[@NicholasWingoldenkiwi2095]

These ads sure really got the message out there back in my day

[@ciderfan823]

The Marmite ad reminded of the Snicker's "You're not you when you're hungry."

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

The first one needs to come back I like it lol

[@LittleGirl21100]

Gosh the first ad. I remember trying to learn the words everytime it came on and eventually only sang LA LA LA LA LALALALA at the end 😂😂😂

[@my12spoonswithrose43]

리아나 they had place mats with the words on them. That's how I learnt it.

[@dcaotearoa]

some good old laughs in there

[@lucyisagoosey]

4:14 OMG THAT ONE GIVES ME NOSTALGIA

[@user-lq5tr8rc4s]

I''m proud to be a Maori

[@brendonrookes1151]

why u guys didnt do shit just coast on backs of white man

[@thegreatfairytale5343]

@@brendonrookes1151 In the history of New Zealand the Maori people had there own way of living and also had their own langauge. A person signed by the English Crown was to go check what was going on in New Zealand because there was a fight between two Maori men over a woman. Later on the missionaries and wailors came to New Zealand and started teaching Maori people how to speak english and taught them how to trade. This was the beginning of the Maori people being silenced and physically beaten up for speaking their cultural langauge by the white people, this was colonization at its finest. They have had a lot of their rights taken away from them during the 1840 treaty of waitangi and they are still fighting the government for their rights that both parties agreed on during the contract signing in 1840

[@brendonrookes1151]

@@thegreatfairytale5343 im not denying the moari were in nz but alot of moari deny the existence of the mori oari and they were in nz to almost eaten to extinon by the maori ppl

[@thegreatfairytale5343]

@@brendonrookes1151 I agree as I heard about that as well. Where does this leave the Asians as I believe they were the first ones to discover New Zealand but the New Zealand government and Maori organizations are hiding the thousands of dead bodies of Asians that prove they were in New Zealand way before the Maori's and Mori oari and no one is allowed to enter in to this area where all the dead bodies are buried next to a buddha statue that's apparently been there for atleast up to a million years ago. It's funny how our history has been changed up just to make the government and Maori people egos happy

[@brendonrookes1151]

@@thegreatfairytale5343 2 things 1 yeah that would shock me china isn't exactly far away from austral asia and 2 history is written by the winners i just find it funny its only when its a white nation every one cares no one bats an eye lid when arabs took over the middle east or when africans butched each other for land only a issue when whitey dose it

[@jemjem8936]

omg lmao at the "undies undies undies toggs" add😂😂😂

[@rafaqatali6583]

OMG..The Kid saying at 42: Oh come on Mate.. He looks like B MCcullum..Love it

[@thatfishingfellanz]

GHOST CHIPS!! Ha ha a kiwi classic

[@yaho5785]

this is pretty memeingful to me

[@teeankintohiariki2703]

How he says 'okeh'. Reminds me of the cuzzies quarantine won't let me see. Level 2 on Thursday NZ!

[@grammynorma7868]

I'm just here to watch some ads and think OHHH I REMEMBER THAT

[@user-lc1uq6uv7v]

"Mate, you're dreamin"

[@OblivionFalls]

I am severely disappointed by the lack of "Spray and Walk Away"! in this video

[@maya.3050]

4:40 was the street my old house was lol

[@coopersfr]

Crickey, I mixed six of those ads

[@txddyfarquh69]

Iv been trying to find this kiwiBurger ad for aaaaaages!! Hahahhahahha

[@crybabyspanicingatthediscw351]

Haven't seen 4:20 in forever

[@magdalena_dewinter]

CrybabysPanicing!attheDiscø Whilebringingthehorizon yay an nz cry baby

[@nztphotography5758]

Yeah! So many memories

[@my12spoonswithrose43]

CrybabysPanicing!attheDiscø Whilebringingthehorizon I still remember fairgos pisstake on this.

[@That_mf_Guy]

Fax butha

[@hopedevitt6633]

Spoon- Spacehead

[@Bodybagged666]

omg these ads bring back memories, love them

[@lillylavender6876]

Anyone who went to MCS in Auckland in, maybe, 2011 will remember Mack and Bo from the 3rd ad lol

[@bushwren]

some sweet nostalgia here

[@victoria764]

I am a proud Kiwi

[@seanweir]

me too

[@savanahbright4484]

me too

[@jasonwilkes6054]

Bringing me back good memories

[@hopedevitt6633]

I am a New Zealander aswell

[@demonsoda9314]

NOW KIWI BURGERS STUCK IN MY HEAD >3< ITS WORTH IT THO

[@andrewnoble7071]

Wow you lot take the piss out of us a lot XD

[@stylessabyss438]

andrew noble u an Aussie?

[@lps_pup_productoins789]

Lol yeah but not the ones the have personality like you XD

[@winterscaleb]

Oh man best bit on the state ad is when he waved goodbye then rear ended someone 😂

[@lonewanderer1239]

brings back memories

[@rubiconnz1754]

Classic really enjoyed Bro > Stop A Mate From Driving Drunk _ Speight's _ NZI _State_Stubbies_Trumpet etc

[@wumbosaurus9121]

This needs the Thirst Is Creepy ads

[@AvgeekCarGeek]

Lift Plus was funny to watch again

[@cashking2362]

you from Hawks Bay

[@AvgeekCarGeek]

+BQ TV Yes I am and travel the country

[@cashking2362]

+MG AviationNZ same

[@AvgeekCarGeek]

+BQ TV Nice :)

[@cashking2362]

+MG AviationNZ I go to taradale int

[@naytch2003]

This kiwi burger ad is better than the one on now

[@nzfalcon8698]

lift plus ad , funny as , NZ has some of the funniest ads ever

[@dylan3902]

WHERES the blazing ad?😂😂

[@xastrod3mon722]

ye that one is how funny

[@jaydatiananga5065]

Dylan 😂😂 ye

[@berlinsaintclair9100]

The second one is PRECIOUS with those kids. LOL

[@azziebean4773]

yep was a hit

[@anthonycaverhill4279]

Proud to be a New Zealander

[@kirstencg]

The second one is CLASSIC

[@mdogg8794]

Ohhh helllllll that first one reminds me when I was little and seen it on tv

[@hillclimbracing7939]

best ads in the would

[@gigalday2804]

I miss home now!! 😩 Aussie sense of humour is a disgrace to humanity hahaha

[@sparriax3379]

4:00 you’re not you when your hungry, snickers satisfies

[@kimoinito2967]

Oml our accents are hurting me XD

[@johngraham5948]

"Might see ya there then" 😏

[@trupekamu2126]

these ads make me happy

[@randomboi66]

Im proud to be from this country!

[@jerome2755]

4:14 I miss that one

[@kyokushinkaiful]

good on ya mate

[@rydaorchard1262]

i live in new zealand XD

[@emmaskiwiday7685]

same

[@kristinminions6035]

me 2

[@LOVETOYOTAS]

I do as well.

[@rydaorchard1262]

:p

[@oskiewoskie61]

Same here

[@humanwolf1984]

I love these ads. 😇

[@ladystardust5192]

the 3rd brings memories back. crack-up

[@assmah]

Oh god the Stubbies ad tho

[@kiwimon3204]

7:44 Togs togs togs. Togs togs togs. Togs togs togs. Togs. Undeez. Undeez undeez undeez 😂😂😂

[@ianmckenney9080]

Pretty sure that was Rob Brydon (Welsh comic) doing the voice over on this.

[@shelby898989]

quarantine got me

[@user-lc1uq6uv7v]

All the classics

[@ahsdfkdasdahdkas2887]

How can they not include Barry Crump's Toyota hilux ads

[@libbysevicke-jones3160]

They’re on KZbin, search nz Toyota ads 👍

[@user-lc1uq6uv7v]

4:15 Its a bloody classic

[@cliffordhogan1992]

1:24 Funny, I just listened to that.

[@michaellong7896]

Very great ads

[@Fazoo247]

Why do the NZ people in the State commercial sound more like Americans than Aussies? They're singing rather than speaking but it still caught me by surprise.

[@fafafagat]

this

[@kmoney3636]

Jamie Rudd wait so we are meant to sound like Aussies? We have a accent as well!

[@seanweir]

New Zealand is not part of Australia and have our own accent

[@lps_pup_productoins789]

Never mention nz and aus in the same sentence (by the way we are nothing like them I would rather smother my face I’m marmite then go back there

[@my12spoonswithrose43]

Jamie Rudd wow really. Ignorant much about the country

[@xastrod3mon722]

MAAAUAA8 YOA DREEMIN!