Funny old man kicks a venomous Eastern Australian Brownsnake right in the face! Must see! (Original)

A beautiful Eastern Australian Brownsnake ( 2nd deadliest in Australia (world?) had just passed us on the beach and it climbed up the concrete wall and into the food serving area close to the beach and this old hook came along, kick´s it right in the face on his way to the toilet. There is absolutely no reason to go around it:D
No one was harmed in this event and the snake crawled back to it´s own habitat close by:)

[@amessina6691]

This was 8 years ago? I'm guessing that snake is long gone and that old man is still kicking the shit out of everything that gets in his way.

[@WitheringZealot]

He passed away in 2015

[@srhodes6963]

Hilarious comment..thanks

[@MirlitronOne]

@@WitheringZealot Snake bite.

[@Crow23346]

@@MirlitronOne from old age -_-

[@morbius7437]

@@WitheringZealot proof?

[@OlMrEllis]

He's not hobbling around like that because he's old, it's because of those 80lb cast iron balls of his he has to carry around all day

[@cynthiamcwhorter6721]

Lol that's hilarious 🤣🤪

[@christinefox9075]

😂😜

[@mikeashchi874]

Dude 😂😂😂

[@stevenmorris3181]

Still living back in the day of quality leather when shoes were shoes and boots were boots

[@_HMCB_]

Ding. Ding. 😂

[@theMenace985]

This man was fighting a venomous snake, category 5 winds, and father time. What a legend.

[@br.m]

He also took on the internet and won

[@ahill4642]

🤣

[@vuksgitau]

More like grandfather time but yeah you are spot on.

[@sitkasate]

You forgot husband time.

[@Goremejy]

He wasn’t fighting them, they were fighting him

[@MikeTheD]

Dude he even walks like a boss. What a damn legend.

[@johnhudak3829]

You’re right! He kinda walks like a gunslinger. “Don’t mess with me…I’ll whup yer azz “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@sevegarza]

I think we all know why his pants need to be that baggy.

[@99mrpogi]

The old man got his training from Chuck Norris

[@blipco5]

More like walks like Larry David.

[@shizukagozen777]

A legend ? There's nothing legendary about old people being delusional af and thinking that they're indestructible... 🙄

[@danfiorini785]

Snake: I’m the most dangerous thing here Old man: get outta my way worm

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Most dangerous thing here. Old man's foot: Hold my Reebok.

[@luismisanmartin98]

The worm bit got me 😂😂

[@afrosrb7828]

OMG the worm had me crackin 😂

[@maratonlegendelenemirei3352]

The sort of thing Clint Eastwood would say if he had a snake scene in his latest film.

[@99mrpogi]

That's also whay Chuck Norris would say

[@RogerCanda]

When you reach that age, you’re not afraid of anything… not even death can scare him let alone snake bite..

[@drpoundsign]

@@bugsrule2803 The venom cured his Alzheimer's

[@asahutchinsonsuckslittledi1056]

Hey man when you live as long as he has it's too late to p**** out and that is a fact a guy called me all the other day A Young thug I said how the hell you think I got old and then he thought about what he said he said you're right pops I said that's Mr pops

[@charlieangel9705]

Let's not forget the fact that he's also Australian.

[@rhuttrho88]

Probably would be a relief! No more pain!

[@biancahernandez6432]

@@charlieangel9705 So Delusional.

[@user-un9go4qe5i]

The way the birds all flock down again at the end just to taunt the snake and add to his humiliation.

[@philgray1023]

Noisy miners. They are complete tw@ts. We always know when we have snakes in the yard because of their incessant squawking.

[@user-np8nu3ql7d]

Вот это мужик,к нему сама Смерть заходит в гости просто поздороваться и поболтать!!!! Долгих лет тебе отец!!!

[@ahill4642]

sweetly said, calling him father ❤️

[@catsincredulous9998]

Old man is just on a different level, entirely. Didn't go the other way. Didn't walk around it. Didn't hesitate. Just kicked it. Then went on with his business as if it was a ball rolling into the street. He probably won't even tell anyone what happened because it's not a big deal to him.

[@GrandChessboard]

I liked how two people starting filming it before kicking it, lol. "Grandad, let us film it.

[@bigjerm1631]

@@GrandChessboard they were already recording because of the snake. An overreaction indeed. And thats why it's so funny.. they were all distanced and recording like it's a big deal, and he just walks up to it like nothing, then kicks it in the face.

[@mssburr]

Men, before the woke-ism virus infected the masses... lol Pops said, I dont care about your feelings Mr. snake, I have things to do, piss off...🤣😂🤣💀

[@heidizuri]

💯

[@alanmalcheski8882]

Just another day. The snake was just like, well, that was rude, hmph. Don't you know who I am?!

[@romeroferrando5317]

That old man was my father Jose & he was from Spain. By nature, Jose was a risk taker & fending off that snake was nothing. However, he wouldn't intentionally hurt the snake, because he loved animals. He moved with his Mum to France when he was 9y.o. due to the civil war in Spain. They returned to Spain at the onset of World War 2. He grew older there & met & married his wife & they started a family. He again moved to France with his new family in the late 1950's. From there, in 1967, with 3 children in tow, the family moved to Sydney, Australia, eventually ending up in the Newcastle area by the early 1970's. My Dad (Jose) passed away in 2015 at the great age of 89y.o. God bless his soul.

[@xavierid]

Olé José!!!

[@MsDaynger]

May he rest in peace!

[@cwatson42785]

You're father was a legend. May he RIP. They don't make them like that anymore. And RIP to my grandfather who fought in iwo Jima Rene leveille. Greatest generation who built this country/world to what it is today. My condolences

[@theblackpanther6738]

So your son is Ricardo???

[@QFizzle1992]

.

[@jojiepeczon02]

Everybody gangsta until grandpa arrives.

[@Rickman357]

Dude is a total badass !! Walks, kicks twice, doesn't even look back, and walks away like one of those old Italian gangsta bosses!! 🤣😆

[@stewartwalter407]

Real Aussies don’t need guns.

[@swalterstennis]

As he walked by he didn’t even give a look back, just kept on walkin’. . . The Greatest Generation.

[@whatabouttheearth]

2014 - 80 = 1934 He seems too young to be "The Greatest Generation"

[@swalterstennis]

You’re right. He’s close though.

[@whatabouttheearth]

@@LoveMokes Yeah, my generation of vets fought two twenty year wars and experienced 9-11. I don't know why you have a grudge against math.

[@chuckscott4661]

Greatest generation? 🤔 No offense but unfortunately a lot of that generation were rubes who went along to get along. And believed a lot of anything they were told by politicians and advertising execs.

[@bitterbob30]

@@LoveMokes ok boomer.

[@dankish4208]

He has no time to waste on snakes, he’s got places to be and people to see 😂

[@jwright4222]

Probably a wee

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

This video was exemplary of Americans telling Democrats where the dog died. 🤪

[@bigpants6121]

and things to do!

[@niksutherland4280]

He's off to see Whelma down the hall

[@ldo1308]

Blow to do and hookers to bang

[@ButtScootBJJ]

Eastern Brown, lol. Literally the second most venomous land snake in the world, just above the Black Mamba and just under the Inland Taipan. And he just walks up and punks that thing out in front of everyone. I wonder if that snake lost his balls and felt humiliated.

[@speedball23]

I get the joke but snake testicles are inside their bodies

[@ButtScootBJJ]

@@czarcamaro4442 I can see you're brain dead. I said Brown was 2nd behind the Taipan. Meaning Black Mamba is 3rd which is a fact.

[@Santos.Sarmento]

The greatest of being old: An attitude mixing experience and “whatever”! Greetings from Brazil.

[@marcrogers1051]

The timing on that second kick was impeccable. Dude started kicking before the snake lunged & he still hit it square! He anticipated the snake's next move. A vet, no doubt.

[@user-fb1pk2yw8w]

Pre-initiative. What a chad.

[@TheChadPad]

@@user-fb1pk2yw8w I approve this message

[@11Hemi345]

And he switched feet too

[@perennialgypsy6491]

Ouch that one punched me in the gut that was soo good, laughing sooo hard I’m crying 😂

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Easy math. Mass x Velocity is calculable by determining body mass divided by centrifugal effect against wind speed times earth rotational velocity subtracted by arthritic factor minus size ratio of serpent relative to the counter-balanced ergonomic structure and anatomic skeletal formation of reptilian configuration during the solstice every third leap year. Provided the physiological density of vertebrae and DNA sequencing factor are aligned and functioning optimally, then the velocity can easily be determined based on the actual age and intra/extracellular functionality of the man in question. Here is half of your simple equation. The rest is self-explanatory based on this.

[@alecfoster5542]

When you are as old as that guy and seen as much as he's seen you just can't be bothered to be frightened anymore. Good for him!

[@tryscience]

The guy is practically One with the Universe, already. About as close as indestructible as we get.

[@borntoclimb7116]

​@@tryscience indestructible, nice joke

[@tryscience]

@@borntoclimb7116 Not a joke

[@borntoclimb7116]

@@tryscience sure a joke, million old peoples died and No one cares but If there is one Video in the Internet and the peoples going crazy

[@Knight-In-Green]

@@tryscience We are but the universe experiencing itself, and that old man is done experiencing. He's maxed out.

[@gautamv952]

Rest in peace, funny old man. We sorely miss you.

[@tailzz6969]

He died?

[@joehanz9217]

​@@tailzz6969 2015

[@jonp9654]

​​@@tailzz6969there's a comment 3years ago, from a son and he said his father (old man) passed away in 2015. May his soul rest in peace. He gave us 54 secs of his life, worth to remember and cherish. ❤

[@ElectricLettuce1]

Internet legend

[@ahill4642]

cool old dude ✌️

[@bushwickwilly]

Legend has it this man challenges death everyday only to see if he's really still living

[@deepakantoj432]

i can understand the humiliation this snake must have underwent . snakes are known for their speed and precision . the old man timed his kick perfectly and the snake stood no chance . the fact that he's old and slow but still was able to evade a fast strike and also counter it simultaneously was simply amazing .

[@ischiasvarack2002]

he just kicked it it was in the way dont interprete to much into this simple action

[@yerokaasregor]

Lol

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

He sent it into therapy. It's still sitting around refusing to leave the burrow.

[@DreamOnDamu]

@@ischiasvarack2002 always that one person, let people have their fun you dork

[@TF2Scout..]

He's the real apex predator

[@doctorrenegade839]

As Jose is walking away it looks like the snake turns and glances back at him like "the fuck was that about" before slithering away

[@happygilmore5591]

Underrated comment!!!🤣

[@cynthiamcwhorter6721]

Lol 🤣

[@koopmalverde6486]

Haha I can hear it

[@TyTy-fi7sm]

Lol 😆 oh my goodness this is too funny 🤣 😂 😆 😄 💀 😭 🤣

[@ripunjoykaushik2041]

🤭👍

[@Meta-Drew]

Most old people will only attack when threatened, startled, provoked, or cornered but this geezer is known for his speed and aggressiveness and has a reputation for unprovoked kicking

[@shaybaby2427]

That man literally said “I’m too old for this shit!” Even the snake was shocked! 😳

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Old man: "I got 8 minutes to live and I'm'a worry about some legless worm vermin? Da fuque outta here." 💪

[@dawnwallace435]

Exactly 💯

[@pauljordan4452]

@@tortillasarenotbiceps7622 He clearly was not African American!

[@Devismo]

I love how he perfectly times the kick to hit the snake right in the face as he lunges / tries to strike. Something very satisfying about that kick.

[@m.b.82]

It was a very nice kick

[@Thefishingplumber]

It was meant to be

[@mssburr]

That snake is rethinking his life's choices after that kick in the face...🤣😂

[@nicolaemirisan]

Very dangerous as well, one second later and the man would have been bitten

[@alanmalcheski8882]

Everybody's a venomous snake until they get kicked in the face. -The Pele of snakes

[@peterpetruzzi]

Even the birds were trolling it like “ohhhhhh you got served son!!!!!!”

[@Benjamin-xv9le]

The trailer for the new Crocodile Dundee is pretty sweet.

[@jangelderloos2211]

Love the way he casually moved on after he kicked the snake to the grass.

[@markb4168]

😂 i know right? Just like, uck outa my way. Dudes my idol.

[@r1learner178]

Well it is not like a brisk walk is in his repertoire at that age.

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Dude like "Well, I made it this far. Might as well keep going to see where it gets me."

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

@@r1learner178 Moving at half the speed of smell. 👃

[@suziel2849]

Not just any old snake, an Eastern Brown.

[@tobiasdontmatter1868]

The way he geometrically calculated the exact point of collision whilst moving in seemingly slow-motion intercepting a snake 🐍 at apex striking speeds was impressive to say the least.

[@scorpionwarrior9179]

You had me at apex striking speeds ❤️

[@nacnahm73]

I cosine your comment

[@madmax209]

Most impressive indeed

[@DaRealMrsRaymond]

@@nacnahm73 I 3rd it

[@nacnahm73]

@@dootdoot94xo44 here comes the tangent of the unknowns

[@QuickStrikes84]

"Git off me lawn ya skinny lil kent!". Snake just devastated.

[@Travis_22]

The old guy walks like he's doing robotics from the 80's 💙

[@marcusc3463]

HAHAHA, after that 2nd kick, the snake moved off of the sidewalk and said "WTF is His problem???"

[@roberthertz6634]

Getting knocked in the FACE . USUALLY once is enough. This snake wanted SECOND S.

[@keep1t5imple5tupid]

Its not the kick... its the way the ol' gangsta casually walked by the snake after he kicked it in the face. Respect!

[@dj3114]

Kind of reminds you of Uma Thurman walking past the mamba in Buds trailer after her fight with Elle. The snake recoiled backwards on her way out.

[@JustinDOehlke]

Add this to the million reasons I love old folks

[@nat0106951]

Grand dad: See kids this what we encounter daily walking to school .

[@sweeperboy]

When an old guy says "Get off my lawn, punk!", you better listen...

[@theundeadllama5637]

Love how the birds are warning him and immediately start laughing when it’s over. God Blesses the Brave

[@susanapol382]

Birds were not warning the man, and birds do not laugh.

[@HMan2828]

Magpies are evil incarnate...

[@fathergabrielstokes4706]

@@susanapol382 What are you on?? Some birds do warn of danger and can recognize faces and I assume can even be smarter than you.

[@Joshua-jz4dg]

@@susanapol382 your so wrong birds are very smart once you spend enough time with them and not only that they bring there young to meet them I have had it happen with many animals

[@Joshua-jz4dg]

@@HMan2828 you are wrong its the crows and ravens and even then they are nice animals and very intelligent and interesting you are just very narrow minded and or ignorant

[@bobjackson7516]

2022 checking in. "Zero F's" from this ol fella. Rock on man. Rock on.

[@agnogh1]

You can tell he was a loving parent and how often he hugged his kids 😊

[@jacoobart]

You can tell that you'll never have kids.

[@agnogh1]

@@jacoobart I can tell you have issues…Most likely as you were his child 🤭

[@patrik3482]

Lol, fcking what? You can't tell that at all from this video.

[@SchizSchool]

Triggered by Chads? You need to find a different therapist

[@matt.2708]

That a lot to get from this video, my grandpa and his parents were HARD on all the kids (they were farmers), doesn’t mean they don’t love but god don’t get on the wrong side 😂. Lots of old blokes here in Australia that were rural and snakes and stuff like this aren’t a worry cause they’ve dealt with them all before

[@italiangypsy79]

Snake: “You shall not pass” Old man kick snake in the face Snake: “fair enough”

[@orlandojohnson5742]

Lol Gandoff!😂

[@mssburr]

Snake was like... My Bad!

[@alanmalcheski8882]

He is the Mike Tyson of human vs snake unarmed combat.

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Snake: You shall not pass! Old man: KICK! Snake: Saw that movie, eh? Old man: Word.

[@peppersander2457]

As they say, he's of "The greatest generation" my mothers is 91 and does things like that and she's doing very well living on her own. I'm 63 and I always joke that I want to be like her when I grow up :)

[@SunitaNigamm]

God bless you and your Mom, pepper Sander!

[@rayajayce2034]

My dad is 96 (I'm 32) and it's a similar situation. Going strong and fearless.

[@peppersander2457]

@@rayajayce2034Sweet :)

[@Србомбоница86]

@@rayajayce2034 wow ,he had you late ,may he be strong and healthy for many years 😊

[@kimfoster6755]

Lol 😂😂

[@_abhishek_p9374]

old man : Hey give me my specs, I have kicked something....

[@ifyouranushadaface9460]

the snake was stunned after the first kick...He stood up his head in a confused way thinking "did this old dude just kick me in the face?"

[@FreeHomeValueCheckcom]

Isn't it wonderful how the birds are warning all those around beware of this deadly snake.

[@davidortiz3094]

I'm sure they there to pick on the snake too

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Snake trying to mug old man. Rumor has it - birds totally in on it.🤪

[@jonathanmanley8739]

I understand after the snake ran away, the old man came back out of the building and the birds started the same “ flock warning” all over…..🤔

[@kristimcgrew1916]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@deletdis6173]

More like the birds were warning the snake to stay out of pops's way.

[@Bosko423]

Here you see one of the most ferocious predators in the wild. The snake had a close call but survived.

[@chaseallen5515]

when you skip the tutorial and go straight to the final boss 💪🏼

[@mahlatsesebopetsi6559]

Real OG.... He doesn't even look back or entertain the other guys😂😂

[@jsoulas]

There's no other way of saying it. This old fella is a bona fide Australian legend! He's a man after my own heart. 🫡

[@dhanushc.s3909]

I like how they are casually filming an old man kicking a snake like it's a daily occurance!

[@coolhandluke1503]

IT IS kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZXMmXuklrSEqc0

[@TK-tcbk1]

I wanted someone to yell to him that he was kicking a very poisonous snake but then I realized he probably knew that already. 😂 We have Rattlesnakes and copperheads here in the states but nothing like that. Thank god. 😂

[@coolhandluke1503]

@JWIM96 Coastal brown I think, if so 2nd

[@frank8878]

I like how they're casually filming a deadly snake and letting an old man get within Striking Distance without saying anything.

[@jinbun6501]

It's Australia so yea

[@jamiecampbell3068]

This man went from kicking Australia's most venomous snake, to stomping the serpents near the Pearly Gates. God bless this man, and all that he loved.

[@doppelstrangler4569]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@onyxneaves6797]

The eastern brown snake isn’t Australia’s most venomous snake but I agree with you

[@markraymo997]

👍😆

[@mrbojangles9841]

He must be a Republican. A Democrat would have run to his mommy.

[@neilfoster814]

Snake "Prepare to die human" Old war hero "SMACK!" Snake "Sod this, I'm off"

[@roguesheep3083]

that’s one of the most get tf outta my way things i’ve seen in my life 😄

[@yemalad1.]

That's the most Australian thing you'll ever see!! And what's brilliant about it is you know that's not his first time 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffcampbell2710]

He's a real Aussie. If Australia was full of ones like him, that Schitt would be happening today.

[@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp]

Absolutely. Someone must have added coward juice to your water supplies. Get well soon.

[@death2pc]

SO true. Thank You! Fight the Leftist Totalitarians. Freedom or slavery.

[@toolguyslayer1]

Did you forget that soon there were people in Australia like him and the Aboriginal indigenous well they were just pissed off while they had everything stolen from them while they kept the land pristine enough for strangers to want to steal

[@toolguyslayer1]

@@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp Are you us Australian I have to ask dimension about putting things in people's water only people like that would care about something like that I know it was a joke but...

[@toolguyslayer1]

@@Tryppin they stole a land from a people and you are worried about them losing their firearms wake up I guess that would be a good reason to keep them though those people were probably be pissed and if they found out they were unarmed now ow they would probably want all of their land back and everything that goes with it wouldn't you

[@brose-bg3ks]

“If you were in Eve’s shoes, you would have let the snake convince you to eat the fruit, too!” me:

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

"HISSS I'm the most venomous..." *THWACK* "Understandable sir, have a nice day."

[@antcow1239]

Imagine being a snake, you have one thing. Speed and biting. And an elderly fellow proved faster than you and kicked your teeth in and let you live with that fact for the rest of your life. The magpie's will NEVER let you forget.

[@99mrpogi]

It would also suck to be a snake if you bit the wrong guy such as chuck Norris as doing so would have caused the snake to die

[@momentumcharting6700]

Cameraman was laughing, but the snake is now pissed. And headed right for him.

[@karenj4854]

That's why the video ended when it did!!

[@apoc341]

The guy near the door made sure he gave that old fella all the room he wanted to get in the door 😂

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Everyone: I don't know where I'm going, but I'm'a go ahead and follow this dude to make sure I get there.

[@rhsking05]

Bro, some old people have balls. They can’t afford to be afraid. Tomorrow may not come.

[@1969MARKETING]

dude was 95 and thinking "WTF do i have to lose?"

[@elcheapo5302]

You may be cool, but you'll never be old guy kicking a venomous snake in the face twice cool.

[@IknowRight-yb8rd]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/raXFlJSNo96VsNU .,

[@raamyasharahla535]

🤣 real talk! Guess who gave “0” F*^#’s that day? ………

[@whosyourdaddy842]

That's what we should all aspire to be.

[@goodguy...badrep.]

Classic.

[@bluepegasus5682]

@@whosyourdaddy842 What? Cruel to animals? If you think this is cool there is something very wrong with you, and unfortunately you won't even see it.

[@suziel2849]

That generation went through so much they know how to handle themselves. Bless his heart ❤️

[@danieldewilson]

He got that old for a reason and he aint lettin no spicy turd disrupt his afternoon stroll.

[@ianmulhall768]

You know you are tough when a snake a venomous snake don't want a piece of you 😁

[@catmeifyoucan4649]

And with 1 foot already in the grave, old man makes sure that snake isn't putting the other one in 🤣

[@austin3789]

I love the walk away. He's not even concerned.

[@matthew_natividad]

CBB man

[@rustymullins6623]

Chuck Norris’ granpa? Maybe? Lol..

[@aussiefarmer6012]

He clearly isn't right mentally.

[@austin3789]

@@aussiefarmer6012 Just because someone doesn't respond to life the way you do doesn't mean that they're crazy. They may simply know something you don't.

[@danielballard3364]

If you haven't got anything left to lose at that age, then there's no need to get concerned. Guy's probably ready for death anytime.

[@c0mputer]

That man walks and kicks like a Tesla robot.

[@thetwelfth9987]

“Don’t mess with me old fart I’m the new revolution” “Don’t YOU mess with me son I fought in the war so you could stay outside doing nothin’ smoking weed all day”

[@Makise3]

He’s like get out of my way snake you’re blocking my path and I’m not spending the extra energy it would take to go around you. 😂 WHAT A LEGEND

[@afenismama]

But it took more energy to swing that leg🤷🏾

[@blakedannion9232]

A couple thousand armed men like this could have stopped Australia from becoming a police state. That's why they take your guns away.

[@sharonjensen3016]

"Get off my lawn!"

[@ccdsds3221]

@@blakedannion9232 nice americanized view

[@blakedannion9232]

@@ccdsds3221 Yes, we were able to protect ourselves from our incredible corrupt government because we have so many guns in this country. I don't believe we are the only western population that wants freedom. I'll bet there are many Australians that wish their country had not become a police state. Had they stood up as a country and held on to their guns, they would not have been enslaved.

[@northernlights6459]

Amazing man, carries on like nothing happened.The greatest generation without a doubt. Rest in Peace Jose.

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Turns out this was old timer's PhD thesis at the University of Kung Fu. 😁

[@PADS62]

@Northern Lights How do u know he died?

[@northernlights6459]

@@PADS62, check the comments at the very top. His son said he has passed away.

[@PADS62]

@@northernlights6459 😔 Thanks.

[@northernlights6459]

@@PADS62, you are most welcome.

[@galicredstone]

Snake: "I am one of the most venomous creatures in the world, I will bite you if you cross me" Old Man "So you have chosen death"

[@jongibson3375]

Don't mess with old people, they didn't get old by being weak.

[@c1awz]

First kick: "Wow wtf is up with you?" Second kick: "Ok ill move"

[@dmadril8474]

He's like "I've seen it all snake.."

[@md3d519]

That man asserted dominance so good , australia will have normal animals

[@user-ji4zx9ur9j]

the old man must have been well respected by the populations of neighborhood crows and magpies there.

[@muttsdisorder01]

Youngsters filming from 20 feet away. Old man: get the hell out of my way!

[@jackmehoff7430]

Snake: “Hissssss, I’m deadly!” KICK “This guy is crazy, I’m out of here!”

[@fwatusaiyan9355]

This is the generation that you don't mess with 👍

[@blkeclipsel2400]

The vibranium balls on this guy "get the fuck outta here snake. " What sealed it for me was the fact that he didn't even look back after he kicked it. He just went on his merry way.

[@judykeller7474]

Vibranium? Have you been watching too many 1967 Fantastic Four cartoons lately?

[@Jingling-MelO]

"Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times." - G. Michael Hopf

[@CliffHuxtableSweater]

2nd kick: “I said MOOOOVE biyIIIIITCH!”

[@unnaturalselection8330]

Browny:"Back off mate, this is my patch! I'll end your life!!!" *Two Methuselah boots to the face later* Browny:"Live and let live I always say. You have a good day, sir."

[@scottsent8120]

I like how no one warned him; they just thought, "Let's see what happens."

[@lucasgregory6375]

Warned him about what? It's a snake. Snakes exist in Australia and we are all aware of what they can do

[@MattBooth]

The snake looked pretty unimpressed by this guys lack of fear over it after the second kick. If there was ever a look of resignation on a snake, this is what it looks like.

[@jamesbrennan7355]

Never deprive an Old Aged Pensioner of their beer o'clock time.

[@flashy5150]

He sayin’ “get outta here, you little bastard” 😂😂😂

[@senthilks4058]

Snake 🐍🐍: I am the most venomous snake 🐍🐍 Grandpa : hey lad hold my beer 🍺🍺

[@ricardoferrando6903]

This old man is actually my grandfather, I've only just been told about this by my uncle and couldn't stop laughing when I saw it, not to much has ever scared or worried granpa as you can all see. He's spanish if any of uz were wondering to.

[@belindalowe3093]

The guy in the high visibility shirt is my dad I'm on my mums account but it's funny to know aha cause he was going for a job interview at the time aha

[@punkybrewster7667]

I'm actually a Tiger snake and that Eastern Brown was my cousin. He was sick of the sand and was trying to get away from the beach.

[@mr.juicethebeetle3373]

The birds there are actually my birds haha funny how life is....they went out for their routine 8am fly around the retirement home when they spotted a snake...they never thought they would go viral

[@sandyhill1392]

Small world!!! Great story and how people cross paths. We should all remember how we all have stories and we should not hate but get to know one another!

[@SuperDPJR]

@@mr.juicethebeetle3373 That pretty much fell flat...

[@dannysunay4386]

The folks of his generation were something to be awed at.

[@coastiesaurus6810]

He walked that way for the "balls of steel" he was carrying, panty waste millennials would not understand.

[@juniorsir9521]

🤣🤣

[@dreamthedream8929]

@@coastiesaurus6810 millenials are people born between 1981 and 1996. I am a millenial, my friend is 4 years younger than me, he is also a millenial, he turned 29 this month

[@Avogadros_number]

Yeah not a whole lot of them lived to be old like this legend

[@outdoorsman7324]

Why?🤔

[@paulistratoaie2765]

David Attenborough Narration: "And here we see, in the wild Australian landscape, a venomous creature...and a poor defenceless snake. As the poor snake decides it's met it's match and wants to leave, it's brutally attacked and taught a harsh life lesson by the most dangerous creature walking the earth...an Eastern Australian Pensioner. With a length of 5 and a half to 6 foot when sleeping, this deadly creature roams the continent dishing out insults and strikes like never seen before. No wonder they've managed to survive nearly 10 decades in the harshest climate of all". Attenborough concludes.

[@bryguysays2948]

That old man is OP AF. He eats those Australian Brownsnakes for breakfast.

[@burpostockings]

Reminds me of the time my grandfather just calmly reached down and picked up a Copperhead. As easily as if he was picking up an old stick. Looked and me and went, "yeah, these things are deadly, dont fuck with them" Whilst holding a venomous snake.

[@tortillasarenotbiceps7622]

Probably went through so much old school bullshit that he welcomed death. Where'd I leave my highly venomous, deadly copperhead dammit??!?!? 😅🤣

[@williamsporing1500]

Coppers all over Kentucky, I just keep an eye out for them and either poke em away with a stick or go around em. They won’t bother you unless you fuck with em lol

[@williamrmitchell1960]

I think gramps meant him not the snake!

[@suenio]

Old man has more balls than many of us younger guys

[@Lee-bx5vc]

So true, they don't make Men like him anymore.

[@99mrpogi]

Chuck Norris would be proud of this guy

[@Ripa-Moramee]

Because you have a hell of a lot more to lose when you are young. At that age, you're practically wishing you'd just drop dead.

[@borntoclimb7116]

​@@Lee-bx5vc such a bs back then millions of old men died by sichness or violence, nowadays same Problem but one old men kick a snake and the Internet is going crazy, lol

[@borntoclimb7116]

​@@Ripa-Moramee and dont forgot back then there was way more deadly accidents than today, more older peoples died because sickness or animal bites

[@emanuel82]

I love older people. They dont give a shit about anything.

[@Buzzy1960]

BrownSnake: Note to self, birds I can handle; Old mean men steer clear of.

[@eeriksalke1925]

that old man = the boss... going around clearly wasn't even an option... respect...

[@sdnlawrence5640]

When asked the secret of a long life he said: "get them before they get you."

[@roadkillz78]

Hollywood: "Walking away from explosion is kewl and badass!" Old man: *Kicks a deadly, venomous snake without fear and walks away without looking back.*