funny quark moments in star trek

[@SteveRes]

I lost my shit when Quark & Rom accidentally exited the vent into Sisko's office, and how unfazed Sisko was lmao.

[@zippacna]

He's just like 'im sure you've taken a wrong turn. You're not dumb enough to sneak into my office'

[@MasterPrimeape23]

Sisko: "I saw Quark vent"

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Thinking “Aw, shit, here we go…”

[@domidium]

Well, guess they should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

[@2012kreed]

"For the Planning committee we will need several things; Computer make a list: Tea, as Picard has a few plans... Chocolates, as Counselor Troi has Plans to Assist him... Coffee just incase Janeway has plans... 👀...😲... 👀 May I help you gentleman???" _"I was following you.... We must have taken a wrong turn somewhere"_ "It looks that way! 🙄... Computer continue list: An Alcatraz Class Lock with self writing subroutines, 487 Thermal imaging cameras and a *STAR TRACK* Class Tracking device just incase Quark has plans!!! Also Locate Constable Odo." "Constable Odo is 8 feet away from your current position" "Really Where?!?" "He was the Door that Quark opened" "👀...😲...👀...🤣😂🤣... Ah! Another day in paradise"

[@dvdv7777]

*"YOU!"* When Worf points at you, and says that, you better run!

[@KillerOrangeCat]

No, you better beam yourself as far away as possible :)

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

Unless its TNG Worf, then youre fine

[@jasons2023]

This is someone else's comment: Flee from Worf, He ain't fun, Flee right now, Don't walk, RUN!

[@liamevans9815]

Come to Quark's Quark's is fun Come right now Don't walk - RUN!

[@orahovavucichitlerdacicgoe7223]

Hahaha

[@MDE_never_dies]

Oh I love the part where my name rotates around.

[@Eyes-of-Horus]

When DS9 went off the air I thought that a new program titled, "Quark's Place" would be a good spin-off. Quark was good comedy relief in the program.

[@wjmcd703]

Alex Holub the Ferengi were supposed to be enemies of the Federation, but they were considered too ridiculous to be taken seriously

[@vivalafonz]

him and rom brought the comedy, i laughed at all of their conversations

[@floppydisksareop]

Nooooooooo! Noooooooooo! Noooooooooooo!

[@deannaalbert672]

Like Cheers in Space!!

[@deannaalbert672]

@@floppydisksareop omg the fact that his voice changed ever so slightly every time like someone playing an instrument.

[@Zoras88]

It is really impressive how he managed to hack into the replicators

[@gergthegoblin]

He probably had Rom's help

[@Rensune]

He has higher access (on the Station) than Odo

[@dm121984]

And on the Defiant too - the station has a large civilian area and network. The Defiant should be isolated and secured against modifications.

[@sandythemaster6898]

Kira: You can hear that? Quark: (pointing to his ears) HELLO? LOL

[@randallbanks1589]

I love the look on his face, and his gestures. Hilarious.

[@Xalashaska]

lmaooo

[@AtlasBlizzard]

"These things aren't just for show, you know."

[@EddieHawkinsII]

I just like the implication that Sisko was just sitting in his office, staring at the wall for no real reason when Quark and Rom popped out of the vent.

[@bsgambati1]

QUARK: It's about the Nagus and Moogie. ROM: What about them? QUARK: They're lovers. ROM: No. QUARK: It's been going on for over a year. ROM: No. QUARK: She's his secret financial advisor. She helps him run the entire Ferengi Alliance. ROM: No! QUARK: Would you stop saying that.

[@dynodish]

Yeah, we heard it too.

[@randallbanks1589]

These are examples of why Quark is not only one of my top 5 ST characters, he's also my favorite bar tender.

[@thisguy9733]

Honestly they should have quark hook up with ex wife

[@mongorians22]

"I love the part where my name rotates around."

[@sillkthashocker]

Fusion Suit

[@aarondoss4767]

The Ferengi were a lot of fun. You could do things with them you couldn't do with Starfleet Officers.

[@wiseassokaythen]

Oo-mox?

[@dojokonojo]

Odo is literally the bureaucrat from hell.

[@victorconway444]

Even worse, a bureaucrat with a personal grudge.

[@no-so3rd]

He can be fascist as a little treat

[@BlackDiamond2718]

When he is with kira…he is on retirement

[@tabbyroberts6242]

"Love's a distraction." Well said Quark.

[@5Mariner]

"Women have a way of complicating things" (Odysseus from Troy)

[@bsgambati1]

And a distracted policeman is an opportunity.

[@shadowofhawk55]

Based

[@DangerB0ne]

Disregard females, acquire latinum.

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

Odo, you got to protect me. Kira's coming to Quark's. AND she's going to have fun.

[@Verlos10]

Ive realized that Saul Goodman is basically what happens when quark goes under cover on earth.

[@flutterguy2258]

i love how Sisko just aknowlaged quark an rom like that happens every week or so

[@almaszericebean1401]

I love how Kira deals with quark by threatening him while sisko isnt around

[@jackwoods9604]

Quark was the Best Character in the Entire Star Trek series in my opinion...He Owned every scene he was in no matter who else was in the scene with him...Shout out to Armin Shimerman for bringing this Character to Life on screen...BRILLIANT Work!!...The Ferengi Race was a FANTASTIC addition to the show

[@SanFran51]

They were originally introduced as villains in SNG: The Last Outpost. It was terrible because they were deemed too silly to be menacing.

[@jackwoods9604]

@@SanFran51 The Humor of The Ferengi is Another Quality to Their Characters

[@ElectronicPulseBeat]

Morn is always the star when he's on screen. I completely forgot this was a quark video as soon as I saw Morn

[@sarahberkner]

Okay how have I never seen a musical mug in real life? It could at least be a gag gift but actually I think it'd be cool to have a mug that plays music when you sip from it.

[@thedutchguy6732]

the "hello" whilst pointing at his ears looked so damn genuine

[@pwnmeisterage]

I love how Morn is just a worried prop while Quark debates with Odo.

[@DantesonofSparda85]

with all the stuff Morn does (or is rumored to have done) being spun around on a barstool by Quark is the least of his troubles

[@1TheNews]

Quark became one of my favorite characters on the show!

[@johncouch8187]

Quark brings a unique twist to the show. His character is a spontaneous spunky character we can always count on stirring it up and he is funny too.

[@namk19]

I wish that come to quarks jingle was a ringtone

[@saiyamanGXT]

I can make that happen.

[@namk19]

Really?

[@saiyamanGXT]

Really, really.

[@namk19]

Awesome

[@saiyamanGXT]

Just let me know when you want it.

[@equarg]

Moral of first clip. NEVER EVER MESS WITH A KLINGONS PRUNE JUICE CUP. And Klingons like prune juice?

[@billlupin8345]

It moves the mail. ...What? Everyone has trouble pooping sometimes.

[@Norvo82]

Well, one of them does, anyway. And why not, it's a warrior's drink ;-)

[@MLFreese]

Klingons need their bowels to stay regular from all the spicy Klingon food...

[@nappyheadedjosh6578]

Well of course, it’s a warriors drink

[@Rotgutify]

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[@dkfavs]

2:46 Kira: "You could hear that? Quark: (points to his ears) "HELLO!?!"

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

Quark's Quote on Root Beer is his most insightful comment of the whole series ! Very well written character, a shame to see the Real World Quarks close.

[@sorgothsorgoth3575]

The fucking quark cup tip bro lmao

[@joeritchie7286]

(Quark to Rom) Its about Nagus and Moogy , they're lovers (Rom) Noooooo (in F sharp) (Quark) Its been going on for over a year (Rom) Noooooo (in C ) (Quark) Shes a secret financial adviser , she helps him run the entire Ferengi alliance (Rom) Noooooo (in F sharp) (high) (Quark) Just stop saying that

[@dm121984]

"Come to Quarks, Quarks is Fun, Come right now, Don't walk, RUN!" And then Worf comes in besides himself in rage before presenting the mug. Brilliant fun scene that both entertains and adds to the world feel.

[@jankjason]

Flee from Worf, He ain't fun, Flee right now, Don't walk, RUN!

[@spyrofan9681]

I love that bit at the end, Quark says something pithy and Jake instantly writes it down to use in one of his stories.

[@cholakuany5989]

Everytime Quark enters, my heart get warmer and I don't know why. Maybe I'm a Ferengi and I just don't know it. I will take a blood test tomorrow to find out for sure...

[@Maniac742]

Hahahahaha! That cup was the bomb! It made noise when you tilted it!

[@IronhorseSara]

And worfs reaction is the best hahahaha

[@jpowel]

Quark is such a dumb evil little worm and thats why I love him

[@stocktonheath]

I love that even a Ferengi can use an apostrophe correctly.

[@ZuluRomeo]

There is no profit in poor use of Hoo Man grammar. 😜

[@stocktonheath]

@@ZuluRomeo an*

[@cholakuany5989]

Keep on writing and producing funny films like these. Why? Because they entertain and calm both the mind and the heart. -Dear humans, we are a awesome kind and to mess that up by hating one another isn't going to help our progress. So, please, be kind, be you and never forget to pray because God is just.

[@ShrekWallBee]

where can i get one of thoses cups :D

[@hagamapama]

I'd buy one.

[@Eyes-of-Horus]

Try here: www.cafepress.com/+quarks+mugs

[@hardwirecars]

these are fakes how do i know one of them says free refills.

[@billlupin8345]

It's an $8 mug that comes with a free refill. (The fine print says "limit one per customer.") The mug can be replicated, so he's selling you cups of coffee at $4 each. It's legit.

[@ILuvJokerandClayface]

THANKS!!! I was looking for a new coffee mug!

[@Echo4Bravo]

2:40 I forgot quark said hello? Very sarcastic 21th century.🤣

[@ProfessionalDriver101]

Now I can see where KZbin got its idea to make people watch unwanted ads

[@Arkhigoul]

Lmao Morn steals every scene he is in

[@thepeoplespoet7320]

It's just a little advertisement

[@bsgambati1]

🎵🎶Come to Quark's! Quark's is fun!🎵🎶

[@NoOnesIdea]

The best actor for this role!

[@kalijasin]

“Loves a distraction” 🙊

[@malikapollard3618]

I'm just imagining Quark recording that ad😆

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Odo: bar stool is dangerous Morn: oh hell no

[@jamestown8398]

4:49 Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more!

[@ELEKTROSKANSEN]

My favorite moment is from 3x03 when Kozak's brother ends his threatening conversation with Quark saying "Qapla'" and Quark waves his hand and muffles something like "mhmfm". I loose it every time.

[@nategraham6946]

I like how Jake wrote that last part down, presumably at least.

[@cholakuany5989]

Oh my gosh, Quark is just awesomely cheeky.

[@hmmmmm6056]

I want that mug! Lol

[@SynSpiderz]

It amuses me so much that he went from being Quark to HATING Quark

[@NatedoggZombies]

“Luck had nothing to do with it.”

[@maglock1857]

1:58 I would have a heart attack here if I was in Quark’s shoes! 😅

[@forlorndream1400]

Come to Quarks, Quarks is fun... I almost pissed myself

[@TarotVylan]

4:11 i love how he just spins Morn

[@DFMurray]

Quark should get a bug bounty. He accidentally discovered a major vulnerability in the replicator network. DS9's replicators should not be connected in anyway to the ones on the Defiant. So he clearly discovered a zero day remote exploit that was previously unknown.

[@CrypticCharm]

i want one of those cups, what, they're fun. it says so

[@cosmic4037]

I am quark...loved his work in this show.

[@pjk3854]

I really wish there was a real promenade with Quark in it😂

[@11viewer77]

Quark is one of my favorite characters of all Star Trek shows.

[@AndersonNeo12]

1:55 :D

[@diegocampos703]

"luck had nothing to do with it"

[@alexrousseau339]

1:58 i laugh my ass off every time XD

[@Jin-Ro]

My blade soars through the aquarium of my soul seeking the kelp of discontent which must be cut so that the rocky bottom of love lie in waiting with fertile sand, for the coming seed of Grilkas affection! - Quark S5E3 What a legend

[@adnanfejzic5029]

Quark rocks!

[@othellovonryan6182]

if i heard that jingle i would break into a dead sprint to go to quark's for his overpriced drinks

[@milawynsrealm]

This video is sponsored by Quark's Bar.

[@keeganlafferty1395]

2:45 of course he heard it Kira, did you forget the massive elephant ears that Ferengi have?

[@Sephlock]

I kinda want a gif of Morn spinning.

[@contrafax]

@1:43 Noooooo. then increasing.

[@richardturner6981]

Did you notice Quark's ears? If he was riding on a motorcycle the wind would hit his ears and his would be thrown backwards. Those chairs in the bar are dangerous since they have no back and somebody could fall backwards and get hurt.

[@The_Conspiracy_Analyst]

They should have ended the series with Quark buying out the entire station and kicking out Odo and Kira haha

[@cholakuany5989]

Stupidity makes us Humans.....but to learn is within our reach. So, please, dear humans, be kind to one another and hopefully Covid-19 shall pass.

[@kevinmcfalls945]

"Hello?"

[@borgduck]

Why won't Morn ever shut up?

[@Chocobear555]

I'd love to see a video tribute to Quark. "Money (That's What I Want)" would be a perfect song to use.

[@Amar7605]

Then make one :-)

[@WillRennar]

Morn: Wait, I could do _what_ sitting in this seat? ...Mmmmaybe I should go...

[@fredbirdcinema]

he's like an alien Saul Goodman

[@DarkMeyer777]

Without Quark DS9 won't be so popular

[@PeterParker-yg6fc]

lol odo at the end

[@chheinrich8486]

No wonder people compare ds9 to babylon 5, they both have bickering rivals learning to respect each other, on babylon 5 thise were of course londo and g'kar, and her its odo and quark😅😅😅😅😅

[@michellemuggleton1641]

Lol quark is awsome firingis rule🤘

[@shiningarmor2838]

Every time Rom says "Nooooooo" it sounds like Also Sprach Zarathustra

[@Trev0r98]

Gotta love these HD vids recorded with an HD potato.

[@billlupin8345]

2:20 Is Quark REALLY trying to regulate what someone can and cannot do with their own room? If he doesn't like the noise, perhaps he should invest in some sonic insulation. Which I'm sure they'd be happy to sell to him. At triple price.

[@GeneralG1810]

Best character in the entire franchise

[@Dr.Westside]

Kira is smoking hot. SMH...

[@cholakuany5989]

Cheeky Quark? No wonder why Major Kira doesn't like you.

[@personmcperson4440]

A distracted policeman.....is an opportunity

[@harambememorialpage]

Why do I think he’d put a paint job on a Iconian dreadnaught for advertising....

[@missleeogilvieraygaal]

Stringer Bell actually

[@smithmeister]

How come nobody's dropped a predictable reference to instances where he's a Charm Quark, or an Up or a Down? 😂

[@otiscarter1356]

Nooooooooo NOOOoooioo NOOOOOOOO

[@AtlasBlizzard]

Quark had simultaneoualy the worst and best luck of the whole DS9 cast.

[@missleeogilvieraygaal]

This is just a tribute

[@cholakuany5989]

Sometimes, Human "genieusy" sometimes get some of us into a hot soap.

[@cholakuany5989]

Sometimes, human stupiditity got nothing to do with our global rising temperature....humanity in reality needs good deeds abead......Respect, kindness and goodwork. We are humans, sometimes we act stupid but a good huma. Knows where to stand. I love this world, but mostly South Sudan and my home Canada. Sometimes, being kind is overlooked. Just be you, just be Canadian. Be kind, but be you......