Funny Shower Thoughts

Funny Shower Thoughts
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[@lucianofloresbaier751]

Hi

[@Malarkey59]

Sports memes please

[@NolanORourke-m2u]

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[@Lokrongl]

More gen z memes

[@miskr3272]

I'm once again asking for memes about memes

[@willshifley2982]

“I wish there was a movie where the main character died and we just got to see what the villain did,” my guy have you seen megamind

[@lightyeti589]

i kinda want more like medamind and revange of the sith cus the bad guys win and it makes it cooler

[@thatguynamedtohuki]

i was just about to comment that

[@WheatDos]

That's basically Infinity War and Endgame.

[@Maozedongcat]

But the hero was alive.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

But that was the twist!

[@theanimekid7839]

12:50 This is literally the plot of Megamind

[@lordofchaosd327]

I was gonna say this, but you already did :P

[@velya-_-885]

Megamind is underrated

[@Dustinlove102]

I was about to comment the same thing. That's one of my FAVORITE movies!!! 😂💙

[@BenjaminHull-mw1dv]

Literally just commented this lol

[@KitKatBanana]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@Nerii_75]

When you're just chillin and suddenly your brain goes like "man... This is my REAL LIFE, not a dream, not a weird hallucination, everything is actually happening right now and my actions matter" is a extremely weird and inexplicable feeling, haven't experienced it since like 7 y/o

[@Scotty-vs4lf]

i experience that every time i do hard drugs lol

[@b_read6941]

i am still waiting for this moment

[@Nerii_75]

@@Scotty-vs4lf bro-

[@Datscrazi231]

@@b_read6941I get it ever so often

[@FeepingCreature]

My theory: this is because if you took every dream, daydream, imagination or memory as things that were actually happening to you personally, then you would be unable to function. So the brain literally has a "sense of the current experience being real."

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

7:21 this actually made me think, because Deja vu is caused by stress, and stress is often associated with failure…

[@KaitheChaoticLokiVariant]

NO

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

What you're saying is you can tell the future if you fail hard and fast enough?

[@kartikmishra1935]

Deja vu is caused by one of your neural signal reaching earlier than the other one, causing you to experience the same stimulus twice. But you know what, f it. I just respawned and have come back better(maybe)

[@Efho-ld4og]

Hmmmmm

[@Kashmerega-fs1vg]

Shower Thought: popcorn is just an edible explosion, frozen in time.

[@BraxtonFigenscher]

😮

[@Musiclover-tm5es]

Wow!

[@LücasPetit-n7x]

Vaazkl a day keeps boredom away

[@Mr.Doofus1]

True

[@Lokrongl]

I watch this dude’s channel for hours after classes

[@Outerscale]

Real

[@PandaPerson-fb2fx]

Yes, or more than once a day

[@Lokrongl]

@@PandaPerson-fb2fx A true legend

[@judet2992]

9:20 FUN FACT: There is a type of lightsaber in Legends called a Flickersaber and that means it basically phases through other sabers and is impossible to block due to the blade, well, flickering on and off. This comes with the trade off of not being able to cut as well and doing a little less damage. The Jedi think it’s dishonorable and banned it, and the Sith think it’s a pussy way out so they banned it too.

[@andreykardashov6343]

I think at least someone on one of those sides died using that saber and that is why it was banned, because you have to realize, just as your attack which the Flickersaber cannot be blocked because it flickers it also means you cannot defend with it for the same reason.

[@judet2992]

@@andreykardashov6343 ah

[@MrChristianDT]

That feels like you'd probably die before your opponent did, honestly.

[@judet2992]

@@MrChristianDT also true

[@megaboy767]

Wait, I thought it was a lightsaber form, not a model

[@rainbowblobby506]

Vaazkl voicing over memes is the best cure for boredom, even better then the antidote in that crust

[@cyby124]

i like this youtuber better then emkay

[@watermeloncatscaling]

Emkay sucks@@cyby124

[@drawer_resp3858]

2:35 As a non native, that's actually how I learn English alphabet as a child. Write a 'b' Vertical filp, now that's 'd' Rotate it, now a 'p' Vertical filp that, that's how you write 'q'

[@nightmarexgaming120]

Latin* alphabet

[@equilibrum999]

this letter is kinda like with Inutkikut alphabet where a o i u e are just triangles but with differend direction

[@DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce]

5:08 in a kool aid ad, the kool aid man’s morning routine is shown, and he wakes up as the jar, then takes a shower to fill himself, and pours drink mix in to make it kool aid. TL;DR, the Kool aid man is canonically the jar

[@basic6735]

A TL;DR for a single sentence is crazy

[@TheChristianCountess2721]

So is the kool aid his hair or his clothes?

[@officialsemieita]

saying the phrase "he fills himself every morning" can be very... interesting in the wrong context

[@DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce]

@@officialsemieita get your mind out of the gutter

[@Efho-ld4og]

"canonically"

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

12:54 I once again witness someone not know the something of MegaMind.

[@SpammingY]

VaazkL: *Bends over backwards to avoid dirty words* Also VaazkL: 9:59

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

It makes it all the more funny when he does curse

[@Enderbrine0422]

Fnaf would be zero games long if William Afton got therapy.

[@SolarrStars263_Alt]

OUR LEADER HAS SPOKEN 👏👏👏

[@snk7282]

Or if he didn’t murder any kids but yea that too

[@nightmarexgaming120]

@@snk7282the implication being he wouldn’t murder kids if he got therapy

[@nightmarexgaming120]

Fnaf 4 would still happen

[@robozcraft]

It wouldn’t happen, its william aftons canon event

[@tzisorey]

"There are parents born after 2000" Yeah, what's worse, there are grandparents born after 1990

[@MrChristianDT]

Only if there are two consecutive generations where they had a kid at or prior to 15.

[@tzisorey]

@@MrChristianDT Eeyup, that's the point.

[@carpro-ei7ls]

no its actually legal because in australia the age of consent is 16 when two people aged 16-17 want to do the deed but 18 for everything else so, someone could have had a baby at 18 and one at 16 and still be born in 1990

[@tzisorey]

@@carpro-ei7ls Just because somethings legal, doesn't mean it's not a little disturbing.

[@carpro-ei7ls]

@@tzisorey i know im just showing that its legal with a somewhat strict age of consent

[@Noriaki-fc7sm]

We can rejoice, VaazkL has his emotion in his voice back! He overthrew his robot kidnappers!

[@WaterDoesGaming]

On the note of the "We don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start" This was a real thing that was looked into, and named "Revenge Bedtime Procrastination"

[@Anika38d]

6:25 The entire world, and especially humanity, was made for cats, so nothing to be surprised of!

[@Billiisnotcool]

1:45 The scots were right all along... Except they forgot to put anything underneath

[@DapperFrogii]

i never knew vaazkl whispering would sound calming and funny

[@GegenscheinVRC]

Vaazkl ASMR videos coming soon

[@CaptainNoob-uw1dh]

4:16 Not all toddlers can be fought. Some just gain superhuman strength at moments. For example, I have had experience with taking away a child's tablet. They gained extreme speed, determination, strength, and resilience. They also screamed a lot.

[@itzashiatingz127]

Oh my gosh, I don’t like how true these are.

[@helpfulDeathgod]

10:48 You don't understand. That's one of the world heritage posts of tumblr. There's a MUCH LONGER trail of reblogs and replies that will absolutely make you wonder how some people manage to remember how to breathe

[@tahjkuemmerle]

50 and 80 don't have e's.

[@svennoren9047]

@@tahjkuemmerle Eighty?

[@tahjkuemmerle]

@@svennoren9047 Oh shit. Was it 30? It's been a while.

[@eldakka2163]

​@@tahjkuemmerle *odd* numbers

[@themightypotato83]

Another shower thought: If you stand at the exact center/point of the south pole, you can only go north. The same happens if you're on the north pole, but you can only go south

[@theawickward2255]

A man walks one mile south. He sees a bear and runs one mile east to get away. Finally, he walks one mile north, and returns to his starting point. What color was the bear?

[@equilibrum999]

@@theawickward2255pitch dark, cause the sun is causing the colors to be existing, meaning that he has no colour

[@NecrusBach]

@@theawickward2255 Black skin and transparent hair that looks white.

[@ryuudrazyl5330]

​@@theawickward2255 White. It's a polar bear.

[@shadowplaxianthgaming3694]

"Fire my marketing department" Got me dying bruh 💀💀💀

[@lily-ny2kn]

5:12 someone using candelstick as an implication of being stupid made my day

[@rdnckgrl30]

5:13 He’s the pitcher; it’s in an old commercial

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

11:25 how did people think who grew up in the 80's think of that "the 40's 50's 60's and 70's all had unique personalities but the last two decades all blend together"

[@terrarianpro2140]

"For once I would like to see an action movie where half way through it the hero dies and we get to see what the villain does when he conquers the world" Basically, that's the plot of Megamind. (Not exactly but the same concept)

[@bobtheduck]

"If I don't, who will" That's true of friends who flirt with me, for sure.

[@cadencefranke588]

the giggle at 2:12 kinda surprised me--- i'm so used to the monotone

[@JamesMcCullough-lu9gf]

12:15 i find looking into the abyss of the ocean calming

[@adamb89]

The whole "The lottery was invented to catch time travelers" was something I used in a short story I wrote in school way back when. It wasn't the central point of the story. In the story there was a secret society of people who had the ability to send their consciousness back in time into their own body, essentially returning to a younger version of themselves with all the memories intact. They would be in a new timeline now. In their old timeline, everyone would see their body simply drop dead on the spot, so this wasn't something they did lightly. But if anyone did decide to go back, they would memorize some lottery numbers. Go back in time, win the lottery, and that's how the society funded itself.

[@kevinsmall5232]

I'm sure this is either a movie or should be 😅

[@mikelascow4159]

This , THIS should BE A MOVIE !

[@lettuceoverlord6768]

12:49 clearly your Mind isn't Mega enough.

[@Jungleali]

7:04 who would hate getting paid for existing? That’s the best dream job in my opinion

[@Aulakh331]

Yeah like my dream job is Unemployed, highly paid

[@papayagirl5400]

This is one of my favorite channels like this because you actually use your voice instead of some annoying AI one

[@utubeiskaren7796]

By the way, in case anyone is wondering, 2/2/22 DID fall on a Tuesday.

[@nicolaasvanvliet-hg3iu]

1:33 my sister had this exact thought.

[@colleens1107]

I was thinking oh goodie, time to see what deranged ideas shower thoughts is thinking since your last video and THEY DO NOT DISAPPOINT.

[@Horhay-xg1kp]

2:58 imagine getting a coma 💀

[@devonpearson4315]

Fun fact, as a kid I hated looking up at the sky because the infinite abyss of space made me feel like I would start getting dragged into space and it still persists to this day.

[@Notanut-df2fy]

3:26 the way he says centarus is messing me up

[@antarctic8120]

3:42 I would like to think the first person to eat a coconut used the crab as a tool to open the coconut, just a man running around wielding a crab opening coconuts

[@lasercraft32]

lol 🤣

[@Maya1_404]

1:08 nah, that already happens. The only difference is they never get where they’re going

[@dakitsunegirl8017]

Bro these posts are always timed perfectly, always right after I get home from school

[@andistansbury4366]

6:52 then you can take part in the Phoenix apocalypse.

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

4:14 hi there, furture paleontologist here, you can do this, they are small and normally non threatening, its the utahraptors you gotta watch out for.

[@Mrcheeseman200]

13:45 I have size 12 feet, and can confirm this is incorrect.

[@dappy9988]

4:40 No, everybody with a broken bone doesn't count, since it's actually just a bone structure REALLY SIMILAR BUT ALTERED human skeleton

[@brainperson9488]

16:28 I will now thank this person for calling me and almost every other Dutch person more knowledgeable.

[@tyujg7495.]

When you say that time time flies, it actually didn't, you just forgot what happened

[@Skelington]

5:43 Not me immediately trying to bite my fingers.

[@Rasimlol1380]

Atoms and pixels are the same. They are both ultra-small particle, and depending on how they are placed, you get a new result

[@Ocro555]

1:32 Fun fact: That day was also coincidentally the 22th day of the New Year in the Lunar Calendar, or something along that line

[@VortexVisionStudios]

0:49 And the ones who decide to stop living before paying taxes cancelled the suscription. LOL

[@iseeyou1067]

Going to bed at 12:30am to wake up at 4:00am with a minimum need of 10 hours of sleep goes hard sometimes

[@secretsecret3528]

Do you think cats like boxes because of us. When we're raised we sleep in a box (crib), we have food in boxes (cereal), when we're adult we buy boxes with smaller boxes inside (house) and when someone dies we sometimes bury them in a box (coffin).

[@Zelaxed.]

the pizza shower thought one is crazy bro 💀💀💀

[@N0thing_t0_see_here_lol]

4:10 , no way we’re just gonna ignore the “punting a baby” part💀💀💀

[@haver2250]

7:18 This is actually the most terrifying one. Like, what could possibly kill you in a totally random situation, even when you're at home. And is the source of such a danger still near you, in your house?

[@Davyjones777yt]

With the last one, some planes are small enough for you to get "in"

[@Calskidal]

Man my brain can’t handle this

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Flordia man would defintly be out in Huricane Death Megatron, still playing slayer.

[@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941]

9:47 My brother in Christ, you just described a ghost.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

12:39 I remember the time that I almost changed that.

[@Billy-BobXIV]

9:23 pretty sure this can canonically happen according to the Jedi Academy books

[@nightmarexgaming120]

9:16 force users are capable of producing a “force shield” that prevents others from using force abilities on them. This is the same reason they don’t just choke each other or mind control each other mid battle.

[@Maria-xy2vs]

5:50 - I bite skin off of my lips. I started doing it from stress, but it evolved into a habit and it doesn't really hurt now. *i can eat my skin and drink my blood whenever i want*

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Everybody gansta till the trees start whispering to you

[@Musiclover-tm5es]

12:54 They actually went that route. It was a an animated children's movie, but in Megamind, Metroman dies, Megamind wins and he takes over the city

[@TheGoldenJay637]

12:55 literally the plot of Megamind

[@Sam-h6u9d]

If dogs came from wolves, and they still do the same sounds, and if house cats come from wild cats, and they still do the same noise. And humans come from monkeys, then the noise a human makes is monkey noises.

[@joe_z]

6:03 I'll cop to that. I don't really like chocolate. But among the types out there, I prefer white, then dark, and milk last. Milk chocolate is an unholy compromise that's too sweet to be refreshing and too bitter to be proper candy.

[@DanielSanchez-y2j]

12:50 THAT'S MEGAMIND IN A NUTSHELL

[@JKBDTS]

3:28 The brain is still human.

[@T_Dragon7777]

16:15 Santa doesn’t deliver presents to everyone in one night. He delivers presents to every Timezone, one at a time, so that he doesn’t accidentally go to a country during the day.

[@theblueincineroar6905]

2:25 “I can do this for free though.” **bam**

[@lucasmatthiessen1570]

Fun fact. You cannot stop hearing things. Even in the quietest room you can still hear the tiniest sounds. Well, unless you’re deaf.

[@Vox_Ebyss]

1:58 "fire my marketing department" im dying pffttt

[@Blackout5871]

12:49 They did that, it's called Megamind.

[@bricc9964]

6:35 From how my professor put it, archaeology is simply the study of past human material culture. Most of the time, you’re not even dealing with human remains or burials. But if you do study burials, the only thing separating legitimate archaeological study from grave robbing is 1: writing down and sharing your discoveries and 2: getting permission to dig stuff up from whoever owns the land.

[@dankinel3263]

3:03 fun fact: we cant store sleep hours becouse we are conditioned by the sun that there is ligth for 12 hours and dark for the the other 12 hours if you go on a cave for like 6 month without sunlight, you coud farm up sleaping hours

[@renakunisaki]

Blackout curtains?

[@Sm1lerw0w]

14:18 god dammit you can’t just explain me and my childhoods friend like that

[@radioactiveassassin5218]

2:53 Excuse me? That's offensive, I'm not warmth slab. I'm warmth blob, thank you very much.

[@Fayanora]

We should totally rename Earth to Gaia, after the Greek goddess of the Earth.

[@eliotoole4534]

9:55 that’s called being a ghost and possessing people (Any/all)

[@nonononononononope]

3:00 I have non-24hr circadian rhythm disorder. This is literally how sleep can work for me if I set up the conditions right.

[@Geolipe]

Concrete buildings are just our very particular way to make Calcium Carbonate & Silicon shells for protection.

[@very_okayy]

i love being a warmth slab

[@rudrasingh1611]

the 10 minuites that your brain stays alive after you die is just you loading into the afterlife

[@MrChristianDT]

Funny enough, there actually is a Canon explanation for why Jedi don't just use the force to deactivate each others' lightsabers. Apparently, each lightsaber is connected in some way to its user through the force &, for some unknown reason, that negates the ability for someone else to just turn it off to enough of a degree that the actual ability to do that is considered an exceedingly rare talent.

[@dingo_gamez]

We're bout to enjoy this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥❗❗

[@wickedTrickster]

I just gotta say something about the coconut one. Mammals have mammary glands, which are what produce milk. Its literally the defining feature, so coconuts aren't mammals

[@melonpie105]

1:54 9 if the baby is a boy

[@stuffie5175]

10 if momma is a transwoman

[@waandeo7839]

2:50 Gaia "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME"

[@bluenightdreamgaming]

0:55 I think it means the gummy worms have gelating which has animal bones or something. But before you believe anything make sure to do research on it.

[@HenyaMandel]

Yeah, they’re made with gelatin from bones

[@Slapbattler666]

Even sign language has puns

[@UFO-g2b]

3:12 Thanks, I now understand how messed up my friend's sleep schedule is because of me.

[@potatordecimator7913]

Since cannibalism is illegal, that makes people illegal substances. A person with scoliosis is just the Leaning Tower of Pisa in human form. Stuttering is verbal dyslexia.

[@flashflashhundredyarddash1501]

1:31 I REMEMBER FHAT DAY!! The 2nd graders got to have a freaking party because of the 2’s!!!