FUNNY LIFE HACKS

FUNNY LIFE HACKS
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[@VaazkLShorts]

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[@sm0l_rat]

sibling memes

[@user-mg6et3tk6m]

You’re my favorite KZbinr

[@TwoHundredFiftyNine]

Surreal memes

[@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od]

Rollercoaster/Coaster Enthusiast Memes Day 9

[@EDV8ZR1]

I haven't heard of that Reddit channel. ​@@user-mg6et3tk6m

[@memesnahgee5259]

The fact that someone could be shocked that people put butter on popcorn is so wild to me, like is that not a common thing???

[@nicholashuggins8201]

Not as common as you think

[@damri_notfound]

*butter. gallons of butter.*

[@VaazkLShorts]

bruh what

Laughs in Mexican with lemon and valentina

[@Sk83rNinja]

it must have butter

[@random9667]

21:20 bro sounded genuinely offended and I couldn't help but laugh

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

He sounded like he almost started crying

[@rennugunner]

I think the answer to the prisoner riddle is just that he keeps the stick after getting the food. He just wants to eat first so he’s not escaping prison on an empty tummy.

[@balls_gaming]

but he can fit through the bars. also if he grabs the key he can eat on his way out

[@larrygeorge3988]

@@balls_gaming thats what i was thinking i didnt think he would keep the stick for some reason

[@ejlyt9148]

Bro the bars are wider than ur mom

[@pommunist]

The bread roll and the key are in the cell.

[@vineethachuthan3687]

@@pommunist No the handle is always on the outside of the cell so the guy is inside, but if you take the key then you get 1 bread only and then freedom, but then you'll have to get a job, etc to earn for food. By choosing the break the person putting the key and break will again put it for the next meal and so on trying to trick the person to take the key so you can always have a bread for each meal without much work

[@lukeflanagan1307]

6:37 Cavalry sabre. If they have a firearm, I’m not confident in my accuracy anyway, so there’s no point trying to fight. If they have a knife, well, congratulations, you have a bigger knife. If they’re unarmed, you can make sure they’re too mentally scarred to rob others. Cavalry sabres always work.

[@Ensensu2]

You could probably save weight and bulk by going with a kodachi.

[@neighbor-j-4737]

Khukuri the King of Knives, for the ultimate in sphincter tightening emotional effect...

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@Ensensu2 not that much of a diff, Kodachis weigh 1-2 lbs, cavalry sabres weigh around 2 lbs

[@friendlyneighbourhoodsloth]

bro has small youtuber energy despite having nearly 2 million subscribers like other youtubers at this size dont feel as human as him idk

[@yeetthechild428]

THIS IS SO TRUE, tho he has a somewhat monotone voice sometimes he is still my favorite youtuber to watch in casual times

[@humanstew8866]

​@@yeetthechild428 oh dude ya should have heard him depressed. This is Vaask on Prozac

[@sya8002]

17:40 "Some of you are old. Not old, I mean my age, 19" Bro I'm 24, I'm supposed to be young and you are putting it like I'm 1 step away from the grave wtf

[@NoahCockerham-1818]

I’m 14, but I drink what’s he talking abt we should be 21

[@L.P090]

@@NoahCockerham-1818just move to a different country on ur own where the drinking age is lower that’s what i did I’m 6

[@amandastaples903]

I guess I'm ancient I'm 42 and love watching these lol

[@electroninja8768]

Regarding the popcorn, it isn't real butter. It is something else. We just call it popcorn butter. It is probably evil. But it is good and helps popcorn salt stick better.

[@VaazkLShorts]

that is evil

[@jackdiaz5616]

very evil

[@watsgoinonhere1]

plenty of people I know literally melt butter in a pan to put on popcorn. But yah, the stuff out of a dispenser at a theater is probably just like vegetable oil, so popcorn margarine, I suppose.

[@jackdiaz5616]

@@watsgoinonhere1 yeah it is very heavily flavored also. Peak American diet

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

what

[@SoreiLovesMel]

hearing vaakzl just rambling about things rather than reading memes is somehow just really satisfying? memes are also good but the first thing just hits

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Nah but fr

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

22:23 the key is useless to him, for he can fit between the bars. The bread is useful, for it is yummy. 24:47 alternatively, say something akin to "it's been so long since I last inhabited a body."

[@TerrariumCartel]

if he gets the key he can open the door and then get the bread

[@13Rudolph13]

​@TerrariumCartel Yeah, or he can go through the bars and get the bread, walking out with it. You know, like they said.

[@echodolphonian5729]

why the stick?

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

@@echodolphonian5729 what stick?

[@That_one_dumb_deer]

16:46 my teacher used this in a presentation about how to write a proper email 😭

[@maxwell6881]

4:39 once Ive heard of a viking (i think) who kept a dead enemy's head, but the teeth scratched his thigh and he died from an infection.

[@Sergetheblahaj]

yea he was riding his horse when it happened and the head was on the saddle-area

[@norano-xb1ll]

I'm 20 but since im from germany I started drinking beer when I was 11 and had my first sip when I was 9. And while this may sound unhealthy remember that we in fact do not have much culture to be proud of so we stick with beer. Beer is peaceful

[@random9667]

It's crazy to think I'm 19 and American but the thing is my mom let me have a sip of beer when I was what 2 or 4 I can never remember, it bugs me that she let me do it and now I hate beer

[@norano-xb1ll]

@@random9667 dude 2 or 4 is crazy not even we do this shit. If you ever want to visit germany you naturally going to like beer. In fact people told me that American beer tastes awful but I'm kinda scared of the US so idk if its true (I mean you guys have guns thats crazy and scarry)

[@VaazkLShorts]

uk is very similar bro

[@random9667]

@@norano-xb1ll to be fair my mom said I wouldn't stop screaming and crying until she gave me a sip so.... really my fault. And yes the beer is awful on my b-day my brother bought some and wanted to see my reaction, I regret tasting it

[@justafan13]

Idk what part of Germany you're from, but Berlin at least has so much culture to be proud of

[@Papyrusliker]

For the bagel one, if I did that I would life hack my finger off

[@GanonBlightfire]

Id still have 156 on that hand at least.

[@GanonBlightfire]

I chomp uranium btw.

[@thegreatone671]

thats the hack

[@Wolfie54545]

“To Americans I sound British, to British people I sound American.” Welcome to New England.

[@PucKitt]

Oh sweetie, I’m almost 40. Idc if you call me old. The older I get the more I appreciate that I’m closer to my “expiration date” 😅😂

[@sordidknifeparty]

I am also almost 40, love this kind of content

[@ilshaguides]

17:28 - 43, so, old enough to drink. Snd I absolutely love your videos.

[@Deleted_Eevee]

Are you sure I mean 43 is pretty young are you sure you can drink

[@shakazar1815]

VaaZkL a day keeps the boredom away

[@chobies5383]

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[@shakazar1815]

@@chobies5383 no you

[@chobies5383]

@@shakazar1815 Such a simpleton, making a reply on the KZbin video "FUNNY LIFE HACKS", no one will take you seriously with a two word long reply, you fool! Did I mention that the sentence preceding this is a joke and no one actually speaks like this and is ironic?

[@R.BryceBlackstone-my9le]

Life hack: If you're ever lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.

[@SergioRogers-uk3zw]

To be honest Vaazkl, I find it funny when you pronounce words in weird ways, and not ironically. Also, I agree, snakes are such an irrational fear, and people are missing out cause they are adorable.

[@GamerTVR]

13:10 the frick do you mean what is butter

[@elliotfinn]

You have such an amazing "talking through laughter" voice, it's like the main reason I watch these

[@RainaWilkins]

I will be telling my teachers this 4:04 when they try to keep me from having break

[@ramiro9204]

20:25 how to run doom on your newborn child tutorial

[@Lolamations.channel]

The pumpkin one was sad but oddly true

[@Difender1891]

Being empty inside and knowing that you will inevitably rot and became a mushy mold ball

[@jessicacon]

2:22 OH DEAR FUCKING LORD XD

[@thebigtomato0597]

i too enjoy cider nice choice also more VaazkL lore hype

[@Mr.Quinge_Twilight]

A vid on weird dreams people have had seems like a fun concept

[@Mistime_Mistake]

21:46 Wait is this actually true-

[@mrblakeboy1420]

18:10 my imperial/metric mix is strange. i use feet and inches for height of people, feet and decimals for horizontal size, but metres for distance. if something is too small for feet or metres, i use centimeters, and if something is significantly too large, i use miles(unless it would be more appropriate for light years, but that’s irrelevant)

[@L1nxdr1nx]

Answer for the bread/key thing: he doesn’t need the key because THE BARS ARE TOO DAMN SPREAD TO KEEP HIM IN THE CELL

[@Navoii.]

VaazkL the kinda guy to make a video of him reading memes, then talk about himself. I want more.

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Timestamp lol?

[@Navoii.]

Small example at 1:48

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

@@Navoii. Got it, thanks

[@cadenbuchanan75]

12:17 I worked at culvers for a while, its true. on some days we would even have large squads of seniors come in and order them in mass, then come up front later to get the free custard that comes with it

[@minddevastation508]

16:10 "Dinkleberg!"

[@creationarycrew]

THANK YOU FOR THAT BUBBLES ONE I PINCHED MY NOSE SAID "B" AND INSTANTLY DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@nickkohlmann]

Calling yourself old at 19 is exactly what I did at age 19

[@SyndiKate664]

9:50 literally any lovejoy song, i know that shit in my soul.

[@petervasil6159]

11:25 is a stolen from an old tumblr post. i remember when it was posted and the thread is a banger

[@artistintraining]

These videos are awesome Vaazkl, never stop making them! Also, I think more movie or cartoon memes would be fun :)

[@Liberater42]

22:05 cos he gets free food and shelter for the rest of his life. Prison is philosophically, the place where we want to be

[@Star_rail_fan]

Also, the bars a Sio spread apart he could slip out at any time.

[@Star_rail_fan]

*so

[@nicholashuggins8201]

No, it's because the keyhole to the door is on the outside, and he's on the inside. They wouldn't make a prison door with a keyhole on the inside.

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

@@nicholashuggins8201what does that have to do with anything

[@nicholashuggins8201]

@@Small_Schlonng_9000 he's getting the bread because the key wouldn't do anything.

[@StickerCircle]

The Oreo one was too real, I had to follow the orders

[@Yo_El_Mismisimo]

19:05 This so specific but somehow applies to me. I hate the smell of bananas and I don't want to eat one I still won't eat a banana, but now I'm more convinced

[@bluetoyguy2022]

eat a banana.

[@blaine1234]

Peer pressure this man to eat a banana

[@muffinfluff2476]

17:34 I'm 43

[@Elfoplaysvideogames]

9:53 Mate holding the gun, this is a duo, i just need you to say 2 'Aye Aye Captain's and a 'SpongeBob SquarePants' after each verse.

[@ItzMeee14]

whenever i hear your voice i immediately think "silly"

[@That.NOT.DepressedKid]

The fact that bro almost overdosed on mic means he's dedicated

[@joanmolinerguijarro9779]

22:11 im not any kind of philosofepher but that man can go bettwen the iron bars

[@OvertimeLizard]

best memes and best narrator

[@melroseplace-mw4ft]

17:27 You may imagine us quite young, and you may not be incorrect, but you forget there are germans here. We can drink at 14 :)

[@blaine1234]

I hate being a 12 year old American boi

[@melroseplace-mw4ft]

@@blaine1234 haha, sucks to be you xD.

[@blaine1234]

@@melroseplace-mw4ft shut your up

[@emeraldqueen1994]

25:30 I’ve done this too…. Chat is between me (Emerald Queen) and my OC Elena DeHowler, the Werewolf Queen, who is my daughter in the books I write. The banter between us in livestream chats is fun and lighthearted

[@quacker8230]

3:50 ill have to use that one at the subway i work at

[@notcr4ter]

We LOVE the Vaazkl monologues!!!!!!!

[@A_Fabulous_Killjoy]

Fr

[@twisty3858]

Good luck with your driving learning escapades 👍 I recently got my license and it’s very convenient once you have it but it was hands down one of the most awful experiences of my life going through the testing process

[@catlover-ju2vw]

17:43 😂😂a brief moment in the real word

[@user-kw8hp8ps1w]

2:59 my grandma put a broken tv outside and someone took it😂

[@Ferrous92]

Was not expecting to see a Princess Bride reference in this, but I am very glad I did! (16:37)

[@ashdroidgamer3878]

2:13 I LITTERALLY DO THIS SHOWER ONE- AM I OKAY 😭😭

[@yisus9874]

No

[@L.P090]

No

[@exados9736]

27 years old dude, but i still enjoy the silly memes

[@ilshaguides]

25:31 I have never engaged in a conversation with my own alternate profile, but I do know exactly what he's talking about. I play guild-based war games, and there is often a lot of espionage involved. I always create a secondary account in the same guild with his own personality, vocabulary patterns, & typing style (like typing "u r" instead of "you are"). And when I play as him I find myself actually feeling like I am him, and thinking as him. And even when I switch back to my own primary account, I remember the other persona's words and experiences as if it was someone I had been talking to rather than my own actions. It's quite a strange experience. But I imagine that this is what some method actors are experiencing when they come out of filming an extreme character. Like how Heath Ledger needed therapy after portraying the Joker. When you pretend to be someone else on a convincing level, you do start to actually see that character as their own person.

[@cosmicsae]

you might be trans bro

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

What he describes sounds more like a dissociative personality disorder. You are taking up the role as a secondary character, he's totally becomming that secondary character.

[@ilshaguides]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I see what you are saying. I was just explaining that I understand how the other role can take on a life of its own inside you where you start to feel like that persona is its own person almost outside of yourself when you are back to being yourself. It's that weird sense that they are real in some way because they actually have their own way of thinking and being.

[@owencmyk]

Note about 5:00 BEARS ARE INCREDIBLY GOOD CLIMBERS, DO NOT TRY TO CLIMB A TREE TO ESCAPE

[@punking5613]

I can relate to being embarrassed when you fall, i hit a wet patch on my e-scooter and fell flat on my back. I just laid there for a few seconds cringing at myself before getting back up.

[@user-oy6vl1fz1s]

my dads resoning for being scared of snakes is, and I quote: "I don't like how it moves faster than me but it has no legs"

[@envinixrl]

3:57, the only reason my teacher had to keep us in is because some kid threw up in the hallway.... and they spent 8 minutes cleaning it....

[@WellBeSerious12]

This was hilarious. Thank you.

[@grandgaming6108]

24:42 I feel called out. As you said this I just went to the bathroom

[@grandgaming6108]

*24:38 using mobile browser no edit function

[@DWAYNE_IS_THE_BEST]

the reason the prisoner chose the bread is the fact he can just slip through the bars.

[@echodolphonian5729]

Then why the stick

[@aleksaaleksic4353]

18:00 so you have a transatlantic accent, between an american and british accent

[@CosmicAggressor]

Yes nearly everyone in the world puts butter on popcorn. The best way to do it is to put butter in the popcorn maker but you can also easily find a microwave bag of popcorn with butter or butter flavoring already added.

[@dingdonganime1204]

I fully agree with what you said at 17:25 cider is way better than beer

[@AtagoSKK]

23:32 The self-awareness we all love

[@amandac8836]

The rambling at 17:22 was pretty entertaining for some reason lmao

[@13Rudolph13]

Ikr, he never does that.

[@ALBERGALARGA_]

21:59 bro was already leaving and forgot lunch

[@yahyayazgi08]

4:31 makes it smell like cabbage

[@itskitt3237]

The channel that made the blue chair video actually goes hard. It goes from really silly how to videos to horror and actually has a really weird storyline. I’m surprised the channel doesn’t get more attention than it does

[@iam5000feettall]

i love you vaazkl

[@GaulSoodman884]

22:25 The real question is, why doesn't he just squeeze through the wide-ass gap in the bars.

[@Deegonbeefon]

2:01 how do I pick up a red one

[@HoloSohma]

It’s bad when a happy meal cost more than a whole adult meal

[@TasTheRat]

20:14 as an absurdist I love this

[@Scavey_crws]

Fork one is wild 🤪

[@eli_am]

guys wake up vaazkl posted

[@everythingeverett3021]

i love this guy

[@Coleman2017]

Thank you funny British man that reads memes

[@PriggarGaming]

19:29 i actually am bilingual and an idiot

[@CauseOfBSOD]

19:47 if you specify 360 radians, it kinda works anyway though (after going through 57 whole rotations, you end up 106 degrees away from where you started)

[@Donttrustthatburger5144]

Doing things like the last thing is why I was certified crazy by many doctors.

[@bepisman297]

0:16 i remember this from grant thompson

[@PriggarGaming]

24:26 i mosty just laugh it off myself so no-one else has to do that

[@user-sv2oj5um1q]

That’s a *real* life hack

[@R4g3_4nd_gu1lt-xz3qy]

2:22 YES JUST YES

[@Bean-YT-64]

8:53 Me: 'How did we get me?'

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

it is quite simple. the man is testing if the bread is going to turn into a mimic by poking it with a stick before consumption

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

24:22 .. I need that codephrase table. ..

[@lightyeti589]

20:37 dear god i love this part

[@MIndfulM0m3nts]

1:25 bro's mining that dilithium. respect 🙌

[@NotWetToast]

The thumbnail was really useful, much thanks 🙏

[@bluetoyguy2022]

9:14 WHEN I REALISED THE JOKE IT SCARED THE THE HECK OUT OF ME!!!!! like it sorta t=appeared out of thin air and it scared me

[@Thatonemetalsonicfan]

Fun fact, it is impossible for something to get to you’re brain through you’re ear, as you’re ear drum blocks it

[@RuneKatashima]

18:26 I mean, that's what toaster ovens are for. Also, if you want to use a microwave, put an actual glass of water half full in there with it. It will go better, because Microwaves absorb all the water in the dough. This works for all dough/bread products to an extent, so try that if needed. For the oven just put a very small, like very few drops of water in to the foil. A tiny amount of oil also works. Sidenote: You can revitalize stale fries with a tiny bit of water and some oil in the frying pan. They'll taste 90% as good as being completely fresh, which is very edible imo. 19:26 I mean, yeah, checking references is a social contract. If they find out they're your friends they might not hire you. You can put family there if you want.

[@AZEOforreal]

I wish I could legally relate to the beer one.

[@Goat_gamering]

25:30 That is an imaginary friend, who started to become too serious.