Funny Tweets By Single People That Will Put A Smile On Your Face | Memes Time

[@TunTuni25]

Seen most but havent laughed this much in a while, & laughter is drug & my choice of poison....o the high......priceless To all the singles, hang tough, believe in yourself,be kind ,do good, have faith, and you will find love...or rather...love will find you Thank you for the much needed laughs....bless you & keep em comin' please!

[@karenglenn6707]

Am older and married more than once. I have one living child and two stillborn. I have been very happily single for a long time, I have my son, his partner, and my doggies. I have full control of the remote and how to decorate my bedroom etc. wouldn’t change it for anything now. No answering to anybody about where I’m going, what’s for tea (my son cooks). It’s great for me but the only thing I miss is a cuddle and someone who is good at tying knots as my son is hopeless.

[@ladyvincenza]

I'm divorced and just wanna say to anyone who may feel lonely because they are not in a romantic relationship: You are better off being alone than with someone you have to settle for. FWIW.

[@rhannay39]

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

[@rohitbedi4022]

I agree with you ladies, one should never die wondering 🤩

[@sugarnads]

Or you could lower those unrealistic standards and find out theres lots of decent people out there.

[@fimbulsummer]

@@sugarnads Yeah, like the guy whose new girlfriend is a coconut tapped to a mop.

[@rabbit_scribe]

If you believe those are the only two options that's very sad

[@tomscott3417]

Ove this I’m 64 never married or lived with anyone it’s great I do have a cat that judges me though.

[@felicitybywater8012]

I lived w a guy for 2 years. Longest fracking 2 years of my life. Have been happily single ever since.

[@YoudonknowwhoIam]

So you were an orphan?

[@atilllathehun1212]

After decades of marriage being single is a very enticing prospect sometimes.........

[@amayastrata4629]

@John Doe not when you’re constantly having to clean up after them, find their keys, phones, do their taxes, listen and laugh at their groany jokes and know that when they go away for a couple of days every now and then, you see that the house stays clean and you don’t have to to do stuff for them and realise that at the the end of the day you didn’t do what you wanted to do, such as read a book or have a long soak in the tub with candles and then get into a fresh linen bed and not endure snoring or farting or being woken up in the middle of the night by someone spending absolutely ages trying to get their slippers on to visit the bathroom and rocking the bed about making you feel like you’re in a yacht in force 8 gales. I would miss them very much but I would also enjoy the time I had left for just me, thanks very much.

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

All the time, not sometimes.

[@sherryfaye6262]

Love this one, “Being 30 and single is like being at a petting zoo that just has tarantulas and feral cats.” I hope I’m more like a tarantula (fuzzy, and maybe a little cute?), but probably not.

[@notoriusbookworm48]

Feral cats are adorable and crazy, which I think describes a pretty good gf/wife if you find the right guy.

[@muttsrus1919]

Others: I am 50, people ask how could I possibly have NEVER married? me: I’m just LUCKY I guess.

[@pamelabacker2420]

Me: I wish I had a man, to share my life with. Everyone's suggestions: Get out amongst people more. Me: I don't like people! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@csnide6702]

The coconut taped to a mop got me..... 😅😂🤣

[@funtimeslondon]

I'd really given up. Joined a gym so I'd have something to do in the evenings. Met my husband there, nearly 29 years ago (next month is anniversary). I'd always been supportive of couples and asked them where they met. Now I can tell people about us too. Don't get despondent, just get your own life together and with luck the other person will happen. x

[@sugarnads]

Girl who talks to her dogs. Meh i do that too. One died 4 years ago and the other 14 years ago. I still talk to them.

[@felicitybywater8012]

I still talk to my dead dogs too. But mostly to the new living rescue I got. He's the sweetest thing and dogs always give you unconditional love, don't they.

[@jayxfrost8987]

"What are you using for birth control?" "that would be my face."

[@taraelizabethdensley9475]

Lol, same here

[@pamelabacker2420]

Me, too! Lol!

[@greyman6353]

Welcome, I was in the toilet when they were passing out good looks too but I've long made peace with that.

[@jgw5491]

Once when I was going through a self imposed break, a doctor asked me what I used for contraception. I told him celibacy.

[@dffulmer1]

Gummy bears holding hands? Geez, I have been missing something.....🐻🐻

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

"My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop." HAHAHAHAHA!!😂🤣😂

[@greyman6353]

That's inspiring I just need a coconut and my Valentine's Day is set

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

@@greyman6353 👍👍👍

[@abc4356]

Glad to know that it's not just me. There are several people out there who are the only singles left in their circle of friends. ...especially even if they do not appear dumb or despicable rather they all seem fairly sensible from their humorous tweets.

[@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992]

These pretty much sum up my “love life” or lack thereof 🤪😢😊😩😳

[@LawF250]

Beat me to the comment!

[@pamelalewis6848]

Same

[@rohitbedi4022]

Awww...hope things get better for you both.

[@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992]

Rohit Bedi - Thank you. 🧡💚💛💜💙

[@mohammedfaraazhasankhan1627]

Me : Comes here for a laugh. Later Me : Gets even more depressed and deletes KZbin.

[@jb6712]

🙄 My mother used to tell us (her children) "Only boring people are ever bored," which is why I very much enjoy being single---for the past 38 years, since I divorced my husband, I haven't had to put up with anyone's "it's all about ME!" narcissism, and I'm never bored unless I'm foolish enough to be with someone I don't really want to be with.

[@martincopeland8153]

Speaking about “it’s all about me narcissism”; do you have a mirror?

[@MSchipper]

I relate to each of these tweets...

[@thesilversurfer7136]

People need to stop focusing on themselves. There is a huge world out there. Go explore and heal it.

[@M_e_g_h_a778]

Any single watching this video who is mentally dating a celebrity and that person doesn't know that u even exist 🙃🙃

[@jameszabinski3558]

Some of these were LOL true-! I'm pushing 60, all hope is gone

[@globetrekker86]

I love the gummy bears tweet: a match made in bipartisan heaven (red & blue)

[@JariDawnchild]

A few of these were funny, but someone down the comments said it better than I can. Get your own life together, love and care for yourself with the same consideration you would like your potential partner to do for you, and after a while the right person will walk into your life. Just be careful with who you allow to walk beside you, you don't want someone who can't do for themselves what you're doing for yourself because if they can't do it for themselves they can't do it for you.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:55 - For some of us, one person is a family. 1:04 - When even your echo friendzones you. 2:29 - This should get a few people's attention. 5:36 - I understand the temptation!

[@rohitbedi4022]

A. I am always dating lots of different girls. How about you? B. I am always on a double date without fail. A. How? B. It is always a case of , “ Me, myself and I, without exception.”

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

Attractive Single Woman: Nobody asks me out and shows interest in me! Several Recent Guys: Er, my name isn't "Nobody" ...

[@chriskirsten8221]

all of these are painfully relatable lol

[@luckymoonjoy1278]

5:34 I have tHE SAME QUESTION BECAUSE I JUST WANT SOME WEDDING CAKE

[@ladyvincenza]

I have made two wedding cakes, so you can commission me to make you one, but I wouldn't know how much to charge.

[@naomiemoore5725]

Just order a tiny one. People do it all the time.

[@johng423]

0:35 - Yep, my friends know this to be true. 8:37 - When people ask why I'm single, I tell them "I was born this way."

[@lexiekeller8724]

February 15 is national single awareness day

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

A lot of those twittered comments are actually quite funny for a change.....:)

[@justagirl3983]

When you're laughing at these memes...later realized there's a possibility that you'll end up alone 🙄🙄🙄

[@Bookwurm22]

I once saw a thing that said, “open the nearest book to you, the first word on page 206 describes your love life”, and the nearest book to me was my clarinet book, with not page 206. 🙄

[@missg.5940]

I tried the page 206. First laughed then was a tad depressed. The word was “ through”!

[@Bookwurm22]

@@missg.5940 lol. I feel your pain.

[@Bookwurm22]

@@missg.5940 My book now had one big word:NO. Ugh. 🤦‍♀️

[@itsjustme5030]

"Photographically"...OK. I'll just photo shop myself into a relationship.

[@Bookwurm22]

@@itsjustme5030 Ha.

[@AmandaJane229]

These tweets & memes are so cute.🤗😘❤✌

[@ku8721]

HA! Fake laugh hiding real pain.

[@patrickchubey3127]

Why am I single? I got tired of listening to " Is that another beer " ....................... What are you, blind or stupid, you know it's a beer, how do you not know it's a beer?

[@raycrawley2059]

Wow, some people REALLY like to wallow in self pity....

[@christopherdean1326]

8:50. Got that t shirt! In a range of colours.........

[@amycook2460]

Amazing.... The video is only 5 hours old, yet I saw each one of these already months ago... This is why I don't watch hardly any of your videos anymore; they're all repeats

[@sunnyblueskies6505]

Once you reach my age you forget and they’re funny af all over again 😁

[@dryb3301]

I don't watch hardly? ???

[@donnakaye2015]

@@sunnyblueskies6505 Same with me🤣👵

[@muttsrus1919]

So.......YOU’RE single TOO? obviously LOL

[@deborahdavis6801]

Crying laughing!!!!!!!!

[@randomgaypanik7029]

Yes

[@Steve101747]

@ 1:24. Guffaw laugh!

[@laurasmall3366]

I'm laughing at the time stamps, like- man do you have the sleep schedule of ME?

[@atiqa-mq8tc]

My Aunt is 30 and she is single!

[@pinklady4772]

Be happy in whatever status your in.

[@jennydamata]

My birthday is valentine's day, so I'm double lonely. Yeah lucky one

[@665Kattt]

Dating is one thing but marriage is a big no no.

[@rocky_robinson]

Whoever paused at 7:19 to solve it...that's why you're single.

[@albertbrammer9263]

Most of those just made me depressed.

[@wendeln92]

2:00 - YES.

[@enakshiparua836]

3:40😂😂😂

[@lydiaclibon118]

People be crazy.

[@amcam208]

Yep!

[@cloudyskyz2237]

Why am I watching this? I am most definitely not single.

[@lenkacfk7155]

Maybe you want to check whether your relationship is worth it?

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Cloudyskyz223 you don’t have to boast about it!

[@rohitbedi4022]

You guys are so cute, in a funny way. Just keep being happy or something close to that.

[@donnakaye2015]

Im watching it, and I've been married for 37 years. I am just preparing myself for when he retires......and I become single again.

[@missg.5940]

I tried the page 206 book thing. I tend to agree😢 lt was “ through”🥺🥺🥺😷🇨🇦

[@Sjaan_Banaan]

Mine says 'fascism' 😳

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

Mine was "more." Dunno what to make of that. Never had any to begin with, ever.

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

Mine was "bloody" bizarre. But-is was a book on Jack the Ripper...

[@enakshiparua836]

3:30 *honestly same-*

[@larrytruelove8659]

“What are you using for birth control?” Answer: “Ugliness.”

[@bcask61]

This shit is funny because its true. Way too true……..

[@enakshiparua836]

4:20 *that hurt-*

[@kzyit]

Relationships are fun, but you know what else is fun? Getting to have all the strawberries for yourself.

[@steveky7829]

Women that use the rhythm method of birth control have a name, mothers...

[@TornSparrow1974]

7:15 This is so me! A long time ago, my two girl friends were double dating one night. I invited my (single) self to go along. At the lake: my friends off in the dark getting busy with their men and me sitting in the car staring at the starry sky, thinking "You are such an idiot..." On the way back home, I was squished up against my best friend's man as she sat in his lap while they continued to make out. Talk about awkward... :oD

[@ceelee4687]

😂🙌

[@enakshiparua836]

0:16 😂😂😂👏

[@enakshiparua836]

4:41 😂😂😂😂

[@hasiguna3881]

3:28 i have a beautiful baby like that too ♥️

[@enakshiparua836]

0:20😂😂

[@Ysa5657]

last week i tried to explain to someone why "nop" is a be all answer, listen my dudes and dudettes, you don't want to know why i don't want to date you, beside the fact that i am aroace- i judge the crap out of you and you really don't want to ear why "nop" also i am not going to draw you for free.

[@cl759]

0:45,1:04,1:13,3:16

[@WhiskeyGulf71]

When you place an advertisement break in the middle of your video that is getting boring to say the least, your video only gets half watched, just sayin

[@LadyWhinesalot]

you've been hit with the porn spam bots - again - reported

[@mollyoneye]

And here's me, just after finding out I'm pregnant and I'm so happy... ain't nobody gonna burst my bubble

[@barbryan9107]

Pity some are to small to read

[@enakshiparua836]

5:11 wAt

[@enakshiparua836]

1:57 😂😂😂😂😂

[@iamabluewertgun]

First

[@susanpelletier921]

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