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@pamelabacker24203 жыл бұрын
Me: I wish I had a man, to share my life with. Everyone's suggestions: Get out amongst people more. Me: I don't like people! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@muttsrus19193 жыл бұрын
Others: I am 50, people ask how could I possibly have NEVER married? me: I’m just LUCKY I guess.
@ladyvincenza3 жыл бұрын
I'm divorced and just wanna say to anyone who may feel lonely because they are not in a romantic relationship: You are better off being alone than with someone you have to settle for. FWIW.
@rhannay393 жыл бұрын
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
@rohitbedi40223 жыл бұрын
I agree with you ladies, one should never die wondering 🤩
@sugarnads3 жыл бұрын
Or you could lower those unrealistic standards and find out theres lots of decent people out there.
@fimbulsummer3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarnads Yeah, like the guy whose new girlfriend is a coconut tapped to a mop.
@rabbit_scribe3 жыл бұрын
If you believe those are the only two options that's very sad
@karenglenn67073 жыл бұрын
Am older and married more than once. I have one living child and two stillborn. I have been very happily single for a long time, I have my son, his partner, and my doggies. I have full control of the remote and how to decorate my bedroom etc. wouldn’t change it for anything now. No answering to anybody about where I’m going, what’s for tea (my son cooks). It’s great for me but the only thing I miss is a cuddle and someone who is good at tying knots as my son is hopeless.
@TunTuni253 жыл бұрын
Seen most but havent laughed this much in a while, & laughter is drug & my choice of poison....o the high......priceless To all the singles, hang tough, believe in yourself,be kind ,do good, have faith, and you will find love...or rather...love will find you Thank you for the much needed laughs....bless you & keep em comin' please!
@tomscott34173 жыл бұрын
Ove this I’m 64 never married or lived with anyone it’s great I do have a cat that judges me though.
@felicitybywater80122 жыл бұрын
I lived w a guy for 2 years. Longest fracking 2 years of my life. Have been happily single ever since.
@YoudonknowwhoIam2 жыл бұрын
So you were an orphan?
@sherryfaye62624 жыл бұрын
Love this one, “Being 30 and single is like being at a petting zoo that just has tarantulas and feral cats.” I hope I’m more like a tarantula (fuzzy, and maybe a little cute?), but probably not.
@notoriusbookworm482 жыл бұрын
Feral cats are adorable and crazy, which I think describes a pretty good gf/wife if you find the right guy.
@CommodoreFloopjack782 жыл бұрын
"My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop." HAHAHAHAHA!!😂🤣😂
@greyman63532 жыл бұрын
That's inspiring I just need a coconut and my Valentine's Day is set
@CommodoreFloopjack782 жыл бұрын
@@greyman6353 👍👍👍
@jgw54912 жыл бұрын
Once when I was going through a self imposed break, a doctor asked me what I used for contraception. I told him celibacy.
@csnide67022 жыл бұрын
The coconut taped to a mop got me..... 😅😂🤣
@sugarnads3 жыл бұрын
Girl who talks to her dogs. Meh i do that too. One died 4 years ago and the other 14 years ago. I still talk to them.
@felicitybywater80122 жыл бұрын
I still talk to my dead dogs too. But mostly to the new living rescue I got. He's the sweetest thing and dogs always give you unconditional love, don't they.
@dffulmer14 жыл бұрын
Gummy bears holding hands? Geez, I have been missing something.....🐻🐻
@atilllathehun12123 жыл бұрын
After decades of marriage being single is a very enticing prospect sometimes.........
@amayastrata46292 жыл бұрын
@John Doe not when you’re constantly having to clean up after them, find their keys, phones, do their taxes, listen and laugh at their groany jokes and know that when they go away for a couple of days every now and then, you see that the house stays clean and you don’t have to to do stuff for them and realise that at the the end of the day you didn’t do what you wanted to do, such as read a book or have a long soak in the tub with candles and then get into a fresh linen bed and not endure snoring or farting or being woken up in the middle of the night by someone spending absolutely ages trying to get their slippers on to visit the bathroom and rocking the bed about making you feel like you’re in a yacht in force 8 gales. I would miss them very much but I would also enjoy the time I had left for just me, thanks very much.
@athenathegreatandpowerful63652 жыл бұрын
All the time, not sometimes.
@jayxfrost89873 жыл бұрын
"What are you using for birth control?" "that would be my face."
@taraelizabethdensley94753 жыл бұрын
Lol, same here
@pamelabacker24203 жыл бұрын
Me, too! Lol!
@greyman63532 жыл бұрын
Welcome, I was in the toilet when they were passing out good looks too but I've long made peace with that.
@funtimeslondon3 жыл бұрын
I'd really given up. Joined a gym so I'd have something to do in the evenings. Met my husband there, nearly 29 years ago (next month is anniversary). I'd always been supportive of couples and asked them where they met. Now I can tell people about us too. Don't get despondent, just get your own life together and with luck the other person will happen. x
@mohammedfaraazhasankhan16273 жыл бұрын
Me : Comes here for a laugh. Later Me : Gets even more depressed and deletes KZbin.
@thesilversurfer71362 жыл бұрын
People need to stop focusing on themselves. There is a huge world out there. Go explore and heal it.
@abc43562 жыл бұрын
Glad to know that it's not just me. There are several people out there who are the only singles left in their circle of friends. ...especially even if they do not appear dumb or despicable rather they all seem fairly sensible from their humorous tweets.
@jb67123 жыл бұрын
🙄 My mother used to tell us (her children) "Only boring people are ever bored," which is why I very much enjoy being single---for the past 38 years, since I divorced my husband, I haven't had to put up with anyone's "it's all about ME!" narcissism, and I'm never bored unless I'm foolish enough to be with someone I don't really want to be with.
@martincopeland81532 жыл бұрын
Speaking about “it’s all about me narcissism”; do you have a mirror?
@mrs.dr.spencerreid39924 жыл бұрын
These pretty much sum up my “love life” or lack thereof 🤪😢😊😩😳
@LawF2504 жыл бұрын
Beat me to the comment!
@pamelalewis68483 жыл бұрын
Same
@rohitbedi40223 жыл бұрын
Awww...hope things get better for you both.
@mrs.dr.spencerreid39923 жыл бұрын
Rohit Bedi - Thank you. 🧡💚💛💜💙
@M_e_g_h_a7783 жыл бұрын
Any single watching this video who is mentally dating a celebrity and that person doesn't know that u even exist 🙃🙃
@MSchipper3 жыл бұрын
I relate to each of these tweets...
@globetrekker863 жыл бұрын
I love the gummy bears tweet: a match made in bipartisan heaven (red & blue)
@jameszabinski35582 жыл бұрын
Some of these were LOL true-! I'm pushing 60, all hope is gone
@RideAcrossTheRiver2 жыл бұрын
Attractive Single Woman: Nobody asks me out and shows interest in me! Several Recent Guys: Er, my name isn't "Nobody" ...
@johng4232 жыл бұрын
0:35 - Yep, my friends know this to be true. 8:37 - When people ask why I'm single, I tell them "I was born this way."
@lexiekeller87243 жыл бұрын
February 15 is national single awareness day
@patrickchubey31274 жыл бұрын
Why am I single? I got tired of listening to " Is that another beer " ....................... What are you, blind or stupid, you know it's a beer, how do you not know it's a beer?
@chriskirsten8221 Жыл бұрын
all of these are painfully relatable lol
@rohitbedi40223 жыл бұрын
A. I am always dating lots of different girls. How about you? B. I am always on a double date without fail. A. How? B. It is always a case of , “ Me, myself and I, without exception.”
@JariDawnchild3 жыл бұрын
A few of these were funny, but someone down the comments said it better than I can. Get your own life together, love and care for yourself with the same consideration you would like your potential partner to do for you, and after a while the right person will walk into your life. Just be careful with who you allow to walk beside you, you don't want someone who can't do for themselves what you're doing for yourself because if they can't do it for themselves they can't do it for you.
@alicewilloughby43182 жыл бұрын
0:55 - For some of us, one person is a family. 1:04 - When even your echo friendzones you. 2:29 - This should get a few people's attention. 5:36 - I understand the temptation!
@ku87213 жыл бұрын
HA! Fake laugh hiding real pain.
@665Kattt2 жыл бұрын
Dating is one thing but marriage is a big no no.
@raycrawley2059Ай бұрын
Wow, some people REALLY like to wallow in self pity....
@deborahdavis6801 Жыл бұрын
Crying laughing!!!!!!!!
@Trillock-hy1cf4 жыл бұрын
A lot of those twittered comments are actually quite funny for a change.....:)
@christopherdean13263 жыл бұрын
8:50. Got that t shirt! In a range of colours.........
@luckymoonjoy12784 жыл бұрын
5:34 I have tHE SAME QUESTION BECAUSE I JUST WANT SOME WEDDING CAKE
@ladyvincenza3 жыл бұрын
I have made two wedding cakes, so you can commission me to make you one, but I wouldn't know how much to charge.
@naomiemoore57252 жыл бұрын
Just order a tiny one. People do it all the time.
@justagirl39833 жыл бұрын
When you're laughing at these memes...later realized there's a possibility that you'll end up alone 🙄🙄🙄
@steveky78292 жыл бұрын
Women that use the rhythm method of birth control have a name, mothers...
@amycook24604 жыл бұрын
Amazing.... The video is only 5 hours old, yet I saw each one of these already months ago... This is why I don't watch hardly any of your videos anymore; they're all repeats
@sunnyblueskies65054 жыл бұрын
Once you reach my age you forget and they’re funny af all over again 😁
@dryb33014 жыл бұрын
I don't watch hardly? ???
@donnakaye20153 жыл бұрын
@@sunnyblueskies6505 Same with me🤣👵
@muttsrus19193 жыл бұрын
So.......YOU’RE single TOO? obviously LOL
@laurasmall33664 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing at the time stamps, like- man do you have the sleep schedule of ME?
@atiqa-mq8tc3 жыл бұрын
My Aunt is 30 and she is single!
@AmandaJane2294 жыл бұрын
These tweets & memes are so cute.🤗😘❤✌
@jennydamata2 жыл бұрын
My birthday is valentine's day, so I'm double lonely. Yeah lucky one
@Bookwurm224 жыл бұрын
I once saw a thing that said, “open the nearest book to you, the first word on page 206 describes your love life”, and the nearest book to me was my clarinet book, with not page 206. 🙄
@missg.59403 жыл бұрын
I tried the page 206. First laughed then was a tad depressed. The word was “ through”!
@Bookwurm223 жыл бұрын
@@missg.5940 lol. I feel your pain.
@Bookwurm223 жыл бұрын
@@missg.5940 My book now had one big word:NO. Ugh. 🤦♀️
@itsjustme50303 жыл бұрын
"Photographically"...OK. I'll just photo shop myself into a relationship.
@Bookwurm223 жыл бұрын
@@itsjustme5030 Ha.
@randomgaypanik70294 жыл бұрын
Yes
@larrytruelove86593 жыл бұрын
“What are you using for birth control?” Answer: “Ugliness.”
@rocky_robinson2 жыл бұрын
Whoever paused at 7:19 to solve it...that's why you're single.
@enakshiparua8362 жыл бұрын
3:40😂😂😂
@kzyit2 жыл бұрын
Relationships are fun, but you know what else is fun? Getting to have all the strawberries for yourself.
@pinklady47723 жыл бұрын
Be happy in whatever status your in.
@Steve1017473 жыл бұрын
@ 1:24. Guffaw laugh!
@wendeln923 жыл бұрын
2:00 - YES.
@bcask612 жыл бұрын
This shit is funny because its true. Way too true……..
@albertbrammer92636 күн бұрын
Most of those just made me depressed.
@TornSparrow19744 жыл бұрын
7:15 This is so me! A long time ago, my two girl friends were double dating one night. I invited my (single) self to go along. At the lake: my friends off in the dark getting busy with their men and me sitting in the car staring at the starry sky, thinking "You are such an idiot..." On the way back home, I was squished up against my best friend's man as she sat in his lap while they continued to make out. Talk about awkward... :oD
@lydiaclibon1182 жыл бұрын
People be crazy.
@amcam2084 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@ceelee46872 жыл бұрын
😂🙌
@cloudyskyz22374 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this? I am most definitely not single.
@lenkacfk71554 жыл бұрын
Maybe you want to check whether your relationship is worth it?
@bilindalaw-morley1613 жыл бұрын
Cloudyskyz223 you don’t have to boast about it!
@rohitbedi40223 жыл бұрын
You guys are so cute, in a funny way. Just keep being happy or something close to that.
@donnakaye20153 жыл бұрын
Im watching it, and I've been married for 37 years. I am just preparing myself for when he retires......and I become single again.
@enakshiparua8363 жыл бұрын
4:20 *that hurt-*
@enakshiparua8363 жыл бұрын
3:30 *honestly same-*
@hasiguna38813 жыл бұрын
3:28 i have a beautiful baby like that too ♥️
@mollyoneye3 жыл бұрын
And here's me, just after finding out I'm pregnant and I'm so happy... ain't nobody gonna burst my bubble
@enakshiparua8363 жыл бұрын
0:16 😂😂😂👏
@Ysa56573 жыл бұрын
last week i tried to explain to someone why "nop" is a be all answer, listen my dudes and dudettes, you don't want to know why i don't want to date you, beside the fact that i am aroace- i judge the crap out of you and you really don't want to ear why "nop" also i am not going to draw you for free.
@enakshiparua8363 жыл бұрын
4:41 😂😂😂😂
@missg.59403 жыл бұрын
I tried the page 206 book thing. I tend to agree😢 lt was “ through”🥺🥺🥺😷🇨🇦
@Sjaan_Banaan3 жыл бұрын
Mine says 'fascism' 😳
@DuchessofEarlGrey3 жыл бұрын
Mine was "more." Dunno what to make of that. Never had any to begin with, ever.
@athenathegreatandpowerful63652 жыл бұрын
Mine was "bloody" bizarre. But-is was a book on Jack the Ripper...
@WhiskeyGulf712 жыл бұрын
When you place an advertisement break in the middle of your video that is getting boring to say the least, your video only gets half watched, just sayin
@enakshiparua8362 жыл бұрын
0:20😂😂
@LadyWhinesalot4 жыл бұрын
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