Furries Hacked The Government... And Project 2025...

[@MultiNacnud]

The FBI has a fingerprint file to identify criminals but does it have a pawprint file to identify furries.

[@joekerr3638]

A philosopher's question indeed.

[@iionccub365old]

I- technically... anyways they gave out the data for free so hehe 2GB of data

[@jsc315]

It's brilliant

[@RuneTacticss]

@@jsc315 Wait yeah that's genius. You can easily mask your identity and walk around in a fursuit and no one would know its you. Mans is onto something, now criminals are going to start wearing fursuits everywhere.

[@user-fe7bo5mm1o]

^ gay furry when I wrote the reply it was below the bot

[@VladLad]

Its bizzare seeing someone named Mike Howell be anti furry. Mike Howl sounds like a fursona name

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

Maybe the "anti" comes from the rejection!?

[@SamWeltzin]

Yeah, remember that like 90% of anti-gay conservatives find themselves in compromising positions in gas station bathrooms.

[@EclipseMaiyayy]

​@@dollarcostbackpacker1226 "your credit card was refused. No more fursuit." "NOOOOOOOO ugh this is all the furries fault I hate them😭🤬"

[@MelancholyJoker19]

​@@ryanbushka7440Dude retweeted them so...

[@ElSandwich777]

Man thinks he’s Batman with a name like My Cowl.

[@Mnemoniforma9.00]

"Be gay, do crime" just got taken to a whole new level.

[@lonniebeezy9181]

Real

[@Cr4z3d]

They took it literally 💀

[@TheGGod]

“I would like to be left alone without my rights being threatened” Like really? The 180 is crazy

[@qwerty1423a]

thats cringe ngl

[@superwhizz114]

​@@qwerty1423anah

[@redbirdbluebirdyellowbirdg4187]

Having a politician beefing with gay furry hackers and that politician describing taking backshots in a fursuit is something that wasn't on my bingo card

[@anonymoususer188]

No kidding. Everything about this is so beautifully unhinged, especially Howell’s reaction.

[@IDonotHaveAGoodName]

@@anonymoususer188 bro was projecting his fantasies

[@Solarium_TheDumb]

watch dogs type of shi 😭😭

[@potatorat2508]

@@IDonotHaveAGoodName he had thought about that beforehand just a LITTLE too much

[@evylinredwood]

​@potatorat2508 I mean, if bro is obessed with furries the same way he is with gay and trans people, it's not even remotely surprising. The dude is an insane hater.

[@Hypercane_]

Furries hacking the government, club penguin fans hacking disney, oh whats next

[@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo]

Another War Thunder fan hacking the Military again 😂

[@arifhossain9751]

​@@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo We're overdue a military hack actually.

[@nickthebabba7767]

Somebody hacked Nickelodeon and leaked a Spongebob movie once sooo

[@Hypercane_]

@@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo that tweet lives on my head rent free

[@DemiHavok420]

​@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideDoesn't mean it isn't either. Your logic is as bad as your bot account. Go figure.

[@JamJuice101]

Furries hacking the government is the wackiest thing I’ve heard all day, It’s like having the wild wasteland trait in Fallout New Vegas.

[@zorafox5866]

Its not like half of the entire IT industry are furrys.

[@iansantiago6526]

​@@zorafox5866 Yeah I was about to point that out, it's a phenomenon I can't....understand, lol. What's the correlation from furry and IT lmao.

[@Mazaroth]

@@zorafox5866 and the other half has coding socks.

[@snarkymoosesshack8793]

@@iansantiago6526 I knew and used to go bowling with three of them, when I was doing IT some years ago.😂 That they'd also be nascent netrunners just fits, tbh.

[@steyrauga1]

It was only a matter of time. Half the IT industry are literally just furrries.

[@doukzu]

"closeted furries will be presented to the world" dear god, bro has never heard of a furry convention

[@some_dudexd3751]

I mean my thing is there are furries that are completely normal people whose special interest just so happens to be anthropomorphic animal characters, and then there are people who fetishize it and make their entire personality about their sexuality. TDLR: they’re all people, but some furries are normal and others are absolutely a bunch of weirdos.

[@Epsilon430]

Ding ding ding, like any hobby, it's the weird ones that represent the whole community. Most furries I know don't wear fursuits and act like a dog out in public, but they're still, by definition, furries.

[@Mae_Dastardly]

The next day after getting exposed Jim at microsoft gets a bunch of high fives from his furry coworkers

[@CricketOpossum]

Yeah we're not in the closet at all, I don't think.

[@MrBrineplays_]

Many furries just hide in plain sight. It's highly possible that one could've met 10 furries in a day without having any idea that they were all furries. Even the most unsuspecting person could be a furry. Even I'm a furry

[@musicsheep9816]

"I forced the gay furry hackers to disband" They literally said it was their last hack. Dont give yourself too much credit, Howell.

[@Grumpy1174]

Also, after a hack this big, anyone with common sense would know that he shouldn't want them to split up. If they stay together, one getting caught could mean they all get caught. If they split, one getting caught still forces the government to chase down the others individually. Even if he was the reason they split, he's still and idiot.

[@mechax1]

@@Grumpy1174 *an

[@Grumpy1174]

@@mechax1 I'm leaving the typo out of spite

[@azure4622]

​@@Grumpy1174 I don't see a typo

[@mechax1]

@@Grumpy1174 okay

[@krajicsek13]

Furries hacking the government, War Thunder players leaking classified documents what's next minecraft players leaking the cure for cancer?

[@ihavetogotowork1668]

Don't give them any ideas

[@Mavendow]

Several types have already been cured, actually. However, since each form is borne from different cells and genetic differentiations, there's still many types that remain uncured.

[@HirokuDev]

@@Mavendow You got any examples?

[@JasonsFilmsYT]

"This week on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, a group of players found the cure to cancer in order to prove a point"

[@guest_4416]

This made me audibly laugh

[@CrabLadius]

Mike Howell straight talking like a fucking comic book villain to a gay furry hacker is the funniest shit.

[@LarsOfTheMohicans]

He's been around the block in cyberspace, he knows how to address that specific niche of people.

[@9azodnwlm]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPridedidnt ask

[@Mechazoid5116]

Its not real…these are not “logs” you can type them out yourself they should of posted pictures. It reads exactly how a furry leftivist concept of a right wing vile person would talk.

[@Spencer_TheSpender]

@@9azodnwlmagain, dont interact, just report and move on

[@TheTroller911]

@@9azodnwlmreport and move on, more than likely a bot part of a troll farm

[@peacefox02]

God gives his gayest battles to his toughest furries

[@kevinhicks678]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laurenmiller9143]

I love this comment but don’t want to make the like button go above 69

[@yellowrooms333]

"God's Gayest Battles" is such a peak idea for a TV show.

[@kidsto2612]

Banger ass quote

[@Idonothing-jj7qe]

@@yellowrooms333BIG BUFF MEN WITH A GOD LIKE PHYSIQUE WRESTLING NOW. I DEMAND IT. WE WANT IT

[@TheNerdMichael]

I never expected "vore" to be used in political protest - I am fascinated, shocked, and in terror of what American politics has become.

[@afterhours1337]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@E4439Qv5]

THE SIGN OF JONAH THE END TIMES ARE UPON US

[@sheatemyheartt]

I'm delighted

[@mumblety]

I don't want to live here anymore :D

[@JohnSmith-ti9uq]

Yes, this is what american politics has become and these are the same people crying about "Project 2025".

[@kennyau9894]

If NATO used NordVPN, this wouldn’t have happened

[@Danplays3000]

The sponsor of today's video

[@mina_loi]

i wish i hadn't laughed at that

[@man.inblack]

I wonder if the next Nordman sponsor adventure will use it as a plot. “Save the conservatives from being dragged from the closet”

[@CobaltxBoom]

Sponsor of today’s video… x2

[@AndRei-yc3ti]

NordVPN is a FBI honeypot

[@willy_b_coyote]

Well like Mischief once so eloquently said: “Furries are either feds, expert programmers, or both.”

[@nacun4740]

or a "pdf"

[@freakybidenreal]

@@nacun4740Pdfs arent exclusive to furries but humans

[@billthesecond6301]

​@@nacun4740 unfortunately this isn't always a separate thing 💀

[@Onio_Saiyan]

As a novice programmer, I can feel that tail growing.

[@Ss4Goten]

Or fighting game pros

[@Sammy102093]

People often forget or don't realize that a lot of furries and femboys are usually working in tech, especially in higher roles like Cybersec and DevOps

[@guest_4416]

​@@InkyTheBluewell uploading e621 shirts on Roblox isn't a very good look

[@yulfine1688]

@@InkyTheBlue i dont blame him entirely.. being part of the community and being a minority in it you see and get treated pretty roughly to the point I don't really engage with the community outside of a couple close friends, and its mostly because we enjoy drawing artwork.. one or two want a fursuit meh whatever, there's some other things as well and the community doesn't help itself either in what they do or say..

[@Wyklepheph]

@@yulfine1688 Every furry I've ever seen looks exactly like someone you would never let your kids be alone with. Just sayin

[@Cosmic_cosmention]

@@WyklephephI hate that you are right and I am probably no exception based on how I look

[@RickJaeger]

I keep hearing these facts and wondering why it's so fascinating to people that they keep repeating it.

[@FindSimpleGuides]

The fact such a group was to pull off a hack of this magnitude just shows how cybersecurity is in today's world.

[@musicsheep9816]

Cybersecurity is like 99% ran by furries

[@guest_4416]

​@@musicsheep9816and like sonic a bit *too* much

[@yulfine1688]

not really, you do realize the furry community holds a very large power stake within the it industry as a whole.. but they're also very disliked as a community for a reason..

[@whoahanant]

Furries are into alot of tech fields. So much so that there's been a joke about it for years about how many furries are in all these fields.

[@musicsheep9816]

@@guest_4416 Why did KZbin delete my comment?

[@dagbroad]

asking a high profile politician about vore is a fucking power move

[@GigiBranconi]

Absolute Madlad

[@meowass1455]

Bro threw that position away in the text form when he unprofessionaly used "pound"

[@WolfClant]

ben shapiro: *sweats profusely*

[@dagbroad]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPride hey bot what are your vore preferences

[@aspennnnnnnn]

​@UTTPEmperorMAPPride Hard vore or soft vore

[@mindlessothy06]

As doctor robotnik said: I was not expecting that, but I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn’t count

[@UltimateGamerCC]

"r-r-r-rubbish!"

[@NeverEverTM]

I straight up put Eggman's theme from Sonic 2 during the convo part and I kid you not it fucking *fits*

[@Jukantos]

Jim Carrey was indeed THE best possible cast for that role. He absolutely nailed it.

[@reimichacha]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideSorry for your loose mongoose or whatever idk didn’t care to read

[@David280GG]

​@UTTPEmperorMAPPride kay wie es

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

"i have forced gay furry hackers to disband" you didn't do anything lil bro 😭 my man blud thinks he did something 😭

[@Mavendow]

Yeah, it's pretty obvious they disbanded because the heat was turned up to 11 by all their recent stunts. We'll probably see a new group called owoSec next week...

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

@@Mavendow they should have just stayed in their lane and not hack the fkin nato. but to fair it takes some serious balls to have half the countries in the world on your ass

[@XVXC-M8]

@@MavendowHow do people like them sleep at night knowing that feds are actively looking for them like they could go to bed and some FBI OPEN UP type shit happens

[@yulfine1688]

@@XVXC-M8 because they cover themselves quite well and the government doesn't generally care about these things, to them this is pretty minor, and both the fbi and other agencies are very much on sided about things.

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

@@yulfine1688 government cares for nato leaks for sure.

[@dcgamer1027]

dude. Mike Howell didn't even deny these logs were real, that's crazy, he's insane

[@nothingness217]

Or he's a to be influential politician under Trump

[@iferan4166]

idk what the project is, but I have alot more respect for him after the ability to talk shit like that lmaoo.

[@juljasmah]

​@@iferan4166please look up what the project is its insane what their plans are

[@GTExia]

People like that are insane, but they're honest.

[@dcgamer1027]

@@GTExia sometimes it's better to lie and pretend. If you're a terrible person it's better to pretend to be good than honestly be evil. Like a pedo pretending they don't like kids by never doing anything to them, that's much better than an honest pedo imo

[@ijustarat]

a victorian child would go into cardiac arrest upon reading that conversation

[@M_k-zi3tn]

Lol😂

[@HOMELESSG0D]

🤣

[@NotesNNotes]

they attended their own variety of spectacles for entertainment like hypnotists and mediums - they might enjoy tf out of this lol

[@TheYahmez]

Victorian children were of _working_ age & had no rights. I think you misrepresent their character & life experiences 🫤

[@katakana1]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPride Don't Translate.. कभी भी आपको हार नहीं मानूंगा, कभी भी आपको निराश नहीं होने दूंगा

[@4bSix86f61]

I can imagine a federal agent losing his sanity after googling those furry code words.

[@no.-trip4304]

The federal agent xherself is a furry

[@JankJank-om1op]

bots are everywhere nowadays smh

[@JRaney]

​@@JankJank-om1opBots are everywhere and I can't reply to a comment without a 95% chance of it being cast into oblivion.

[@southernbrain691]

​@@JRaneyYou must learn from the bots!! ..,,,,

[@stevenyee1055]

@@JRaney Bots can say some of the most insane stuff and youtube ai censorship will never be triggered.

[@ARFenrisulfr]

Mistake #1: Be so radical even Trump wants nothing to do you with you. Mistake #2: Be hacked, get trolled by gay furries. Mistake #3: Feed the troll. Mistake #4: To be determined...

[@crash4267]

#5: trolls disbanded

[@lochnessamonster1912]

When people started comparing Trump's Agenda 47 to P2025, the wording was almost identical. There were 40 trump people who wrote it and it mentions him 190 times. Vance's venmo was found and it has money from P2025 people. It's definitely Trump's plan and you should check how it will affect you.

[@gramioerie_xi133]

Trump absolutely has something to do with Project 2025. 70% of the people who work on it formerly worked for his administration in 2016. He’s lying.

[@megawill9622]

Trump supports project 2025 I thought?

[@viridianacortes9642]

@@megawill9622Trump does support project 2025. He’s just pretending he doesn’t to not loose votes. But he intends to hire all the people behind project 2025. So….he totally supports it.

[@snake_eyes1937]

Born too early for exploring the galaxy, born too late to explore the Seven seas, born right on time to see a Gay Furry ask a politician about his opinion on Vore while he seethes about getting doxxed and pwned

[@SenkaBandit]

We are truly living the greatest times

[@Zordyn]

South Park is gonna have a field day this year

[@vibrantgleam]

FR FR.

[@thestraydog]

I feel like South Park doesn't really capitalize on stuff like this that they could, only because I think it would confuse other watchers of the show. Would be funny though

[@anomonyous]

How can you still satirise this... The world is a parody of a parody of itself.

[@imakesadstuff]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideand federal prison is federal prison

[@HobkinBoi]

@@imakesadstuff those are bots, no point in engaging with them

[@Lurkipoh]

these ppl took "be gay, do crimes" way too seriously

[@AE_AnarchistAlexcianEmpire69Bi]

they took it just seriously enough

[@WaltRBuck]

Well, if project 2025 goes through, being gay will be a crime, so they'll just be able to sit back and be lazy. Take it for what it's worth, on all accounts.

[@sfrert2759]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideDamn bro, you got the whole squad laughing. 😐

[@vanillyn]

@@sfrert2759 dont respond to those people, they feed off attention. delete your comment and report.

[@GoodGirlPeruru]

As long as project 2025 is involved, there is no such thing as too seriously

[@dave7569]

i didn't expect the gay furry to be more professional then a politician

[@General_Alch]

They are competent, but they are not "good" people at all. They leaked tons of data that belongs to Israeli civilians just two weeks after the 7th of October. They openly support radical gay left activism and anati western "resistance" movements.

[@XVXC-M8]

Idk about "what do you think about vore" and "meow :3 (sent cat pics)"

[@yulfine1688]

i wouldn't call him professional but rather bait fishing for exposure and recognition the furry community is a very disliked community for a reason...

[@zenndra]

@@yulfine1688 lol idk man IM pretty right but the gay furry seemed a bit more cohesive lol. At least he wasn't threating a person with r*pe.

[@Nichrysalis]

They gotta be as professional as possible to publish all that fan fiction all the time.

[@ArtistTheArtist05]

I know it's easy to be like "Furries HACKED the Government!?!?" But After seeing that a furry is one of the scientists that worked on one of the Covid vaccines (I think they were also one of the lead scientists) you kind of get a taste of how some furries have a major source of disposable income for their fursuits and such. Major respects to them imo

[@dcscruz2970]

Yeah. Like a KZbin made a video he talked of a pain he had which doctors hadn’t found why and some furries on a forum found what it was.

[@williamwontiam3166]

Yeah, they’re the real 1%😂

[@thatoneguy9582]

@@williamwontiam3166 you know what they say about suspiciously wealthy furries

[@grayanddevpdx]

also worth mentioning that one of the tally hall members (forgot if it was ross or zubin) worked on the covid vaccine. being an internet weirdo gets you places in life

[@jasonjobst]

Why would you respect them? They waste money and dehumanize themselves. Zero respect. Sure they have talent, but if they use it for evil then it's worthless.

[@ethanlarge3572]

It is INSANE to me that this title is not only *not* clickbait, but if anything actually *undersells* how crazy everything they’ve done is.

[@heyhackurs]

Prepare to see more crazy non-clickbait articles regarding hacks. A lot of these governments, companies, and services have very outdated infrastructure that cannot keep up with the growing threats online because they aren't maintained as well as we think. Meanwhile, hackers are growing more sophisticated by the day, a lot of it through social engineering, but also through exploits in these systems that aren't updated to prevent such an incident.

[@CRT_YT]

title isnt that crazy like furries basically run all of I.T.

[@methadone1140]

@@CRT_YT they also made some pretty impressive cooling stuff for their suits that was then somewhat looked into by the US military

[@EzKay_PX]

Thousandth like, and yeah, this is some wild shit LMAO

[@Xenomorthian]

​@@methadone1140i swear military grade power armour will come about from some kind of mechanized fursuit

[@jaguarj1942]

The catgirl demands is literally one step away from a black mirror episode.

[@mellowanimations7237]

the bots ravaged this comment and i am sorry

[@Astreious]

British scientists said catgirls are possible, they just don’t have the funding.

[@84warhead]

I had to play that back a few times because my brain just refused to register it.

[@lincolnshirelad3524]

Meow:3

[@toaster3100]

@@Astreious i'm scared to know if they did get said funding now 😭

[@OctaveIndustries]

Forget Biden and Trump, I want Vio and Mike Howell on stage for a debate. That might actually be bearable to watch.

[@anonymoususer188]

Only if vio is in a fur suit and has some kind of voice changer. Don’t want him to get doxed after all.

[@m4yr4i]

This would be the closest we would get to an IRL Ace attorney trial. This would be a debate, not a trial, but you get my point.

[@guyferrari8124]

@@anonymoususer188 He doxxed a ton of innocent people when weren’t even politicians it’s only fair

[@gutznblxssxms]

the fact that an actual us politician acted like a teen boy when talking to a furry made me laugh so hard

[@Shrekrules471]

This year is the embodiment of “Well that wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card”

[@mervinu9828]

actually true

[@YeTism]

I’ve seen these kinds of comments since 2016

[@sandrohernandez4401]

​@UTTPEmperorMAPPride do you fart tho?

[@elimann9989]

Tf WAS on the card

[@arifhossain9751]

​@@sandrohernandez4401 Stop responding to bots

[@MrAw3sum]

"Professional politician" is a little bit of an overstatement considering that dialogue.

[@BloodwyrmWildheart]

@@sotoaa Everyone I've seen accusing others of generalizing groups, themselves generalize groups.

[@MrAw3sum]

@@BloodwyrmWildheart seems like youre making a generalization (im joking with ya)

[@jukebox_heroperson3994]

Just based.

[@RigRacers]

@@sotoaa so, we care about furries now?

[@gangstaportugalle1653]

@@RigRacers yes

[@doctorsavage5925]

I think Mike is more mad that his foundation got hacked by a group called "Gay furry hackers" than the fact that his foundation got hacked at all. You couldn't have chosen a more infuriating name to hack these kind of people, if you can even call them that, under.

[@alexander6304]

Imagine how humiliating that must be. I'd be devastated.

[@itrashcant7947]

I'm not a gay furry but if I were a hacker, I'd call myself one to piss ppl off lol

[@shannonreed822]

"And leaking documents is fun!" I gotta admit that I admire their honesty on that front.

[@Lyliac]

21:45 "If it is one thing the United States Goverment doesn't take seriously is attacks on its Infrastructure" 💀

[@dylanpelo]

At least they didn't hack America's boats.

[@Shukochan]

@@dylanpelo Boaty McBoatface quivering in the harbor rn, lol.

[@MarcCastellsBallesta]

Surely he meant *lightly*.

[@teamataraxia6244]

​@@Shukochanshaking and crying at the same time

[@arandomguy46]

@@dylanpelo or our guns

[@carterpipp5405]

I imagine someone at the FBI having to google what ":3" means Edit: in saying this, I've attracted all the furries. God bless the internet:3

[@Crimson_Plume]

​@UTTPEmperorMAPPridereport the bot

[@teddychu1177]

Or just OwO and UwU

[@guyblack9729]

:3

[@LuxiBelle]

FBI agents have been larping as egirls for years. They know all the zoomer slang.

[@ErikPT]

BS the FBI guy knows

[@SailorLen_]

"Nature has no defined set of rules, no authority" that line goes hard

[@SuicideSeason4545]

It really is true though. No human has any right to say what nature can or cannot do when people can be born with 2 heads or be conjoined at any point in their bodies.

[@nono-yw3tv]

When that's not at all true.

[@nono-yw3tv]

(Oh and if you ask why. Then let's look at all the things nature DIDN'T come up with. It didn't come up with going to space. We did that. Nature tends to work on thriving not dying. And nature absolutely has rules and there's a reason we don't see things that have negative mass just floating around space casually, And the fact that objects with negative mass are theoretically possible just not possible to make. And math essentially being the rules we observed from nature. Rules that nature tends to follow. Means that nature does indeed have a set of rules. And authority. Because nothing has broke physics to a point beyond reasonable belief.)

[@caesiumtable-baron7314]

​​@@nono-yw3tv Yeah, sure, whatever *you* say boss-But what does math have to do nature telling people not to be gay? Especially when such proclivity as 'being gay' is *a* result of nature's degree of randomness? The questions might sound sound confusing if you think sexual orientation is a myth concocted by John Money to collapse society for his cultural m*rxist/Judaic/Eastern overlords. I have a feeling that your issue isn't the semantics of the statement, but the sexual orientation of the original writer-Nobody quibbles about semantics like this-so much as some quibble about sexual orientation. Unless one wishes to *troll?*

[@DemonOfCoffee]

The line is dumb because there's many animals that literally have their own hierarchy, such as hyenas and of course lions. They have their own set of rules and authority among their packs/prides and any individual that doesn't abide to the rules gets outcast. So yeah nature does have rules and authority.

[@Carp_surfer1558]

People worrying about project 2025 is funny because it means they expect polititians to actually do what they promised

[@plugshirt1762]

That’s actually a good point lmao

[@dababyslime1821]

Never in my life have I thought I would ever see the day where the average Deviantart user speaks to a federally affiliated person

[@ejokurirulezz]

or discord user.

[@SneakyBeakySpy]

and is more proffesional than said federally affiliated person

[@sharksarefriendsnotfood357]

Nice profile pic, I'm also into deltarune lol

[@themustardman219]

The above average Deviantart user

[@SamCrafter_]

@@SneakyBeakySpyi was gonna say this

[@picklesbigpp897]

When southpark stops being fiction

[@apexvulture5415]

nah man. real life is too crazy and wild. real life always tops the charts compared to any movie or tv show. Real life is just the best show of all time.

[@softheat2402]

​@@apexvulture5415Idk man for me I think it really fell off after season 2016. There seems to be more crazy stuff happening now and I am beginning to loose faith in humanity. But I only got into it in season 2005 and maybe the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia made me blind to all of the other crazy things that have happened throughout that time. So who knows really.

[@narwall7289]

⁠​⁠@@softheat2402bro you gotta watch it from the top to get invested in everything. the old days were some of the best this show had to offer, season 1776 was, and I don't say this lightly, peak.

[@GalekC]

or TheOnion

[@GoldAnthroWolf]

As a furry, I'm loosing my shit at Muta's reaction to this! This whole scenerio is nuts, and yeah, weird timeline we live in!

[@dpad_]

us is not real. i swear to god. these last few weeks are a fever dream

[@GalekC]

we need a shanks

[@quadmaxx4829]

Mike howell really came through with some vicious school chess club threats lol

[@toaster3100]

real

[@magicgeek1237]

They were actually funny though lol

[@fedethegreat88]

​@@magicgeek1237Not even that much, just generic dehumanizing and r@pe threats

[@gorak9000]

he's still butthurt he wasn't cast in the mean girls remake

[@magicgeek1237]

@@fedethegreat88 womp womp, if you didnt chuckle at the absurdity of the situation and what was being said then thats on you

[@MedalionDS9]

How can furries hack anything, wouldn't their paws be too big to type

[@sketchycatdash]

Comically large keyboards duh

[@bay0r]

they type with their fox plugs

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

The costumes simply hide their true identity

[@carter_lovejoy]

I assume that they have to use one of those big TV remotes you see elderly people use just to select the channel or what streaming service they want to watch.

[@RStheToon]

they have cartoonishly large keyboards with a key that says "hack" on it

[@anonymoususer188]

“you do not follow god if you use religion as a crutch to hate people.” - a gay furry hacker I couldn’t agree more. I’ve never phrased it quite so eloquently, but I’ve been saying the same general message for a while. As someone who does their best to actually practice religion, I have utter contempt for people who use God or “Christian ideology” as an excuse to hate on others. They don’t care about religion. They care about pretending to have the moral high ground while orchestrating crusades of hatred against anyone who they perceive as different. If they thought they could get away with it, they use the same argument to justify white supremacy. A few of the truly extreme actually have gone that far.

[@jpzarde8734]

wishing you the best on your spiritual journey 🙏

[@Rdr2Gtavymas]

well in Christianity the racism has no place literally we are all sons of god doesnt matter the race

[@Matt-in8qj]

I’m tired of these people making Christianity look bad because they don’t like someone. Like have they ever heard love the person like a brother or sister, and hate the sin.

[@plugshirt1762]

Yeah the Bible literally has dozens of passages condemning such people who follow rules in the Bible without following the greater messages about treating others with kindness. It’s kind of insane such people who frequently hide behind the Bible clearly haven’t actually read it.

[@svbsvbsvb]

"You do not follow God if you use religion as a crutch to hate people." Amen!

[@ogustavo4732]

I mean they are furries sooo...

[@noneuclideancat]

@@ogustavo4732 being a furry isn't related to religion though? where in the bible does it say "thou shalt not be a gay furry"?

[@rroy9985]

​@@noneuclideancatwhat happened to the town of sodom and gommorah genius?

[@cl34ve]

​@rroy9985 iunno, enlighten me on your Arabic fanfiction

[@wtice4632]

​@@cl34vearabic has nothing to do with it. Read a book

[@SouthShayde]

I'm ... not surprised. At all. I used to work closely with an IT team at an old job of mine. 90% of them were furries. They are weirdly prevalent in that field. And engineers for that matter. I wonder if it's sort of like how a lot of engineers are often borderline autistic, and as a result there's a lot of overlap there also.

[@WolfyRagnarok]

It do be like that sometimes. But some of us are pretty chill. We know we're weird, and we're alright with that.

[@corduroyisle]

One time i walked into a huge office for a very reputable company for a senior engineer and ops role , saw a massive Brony poster (the main one) on the wall, where i assume the IT team sat and pretty much bailed on the interview halfway through and walked out. F that. company was a payment platform

[@mongo_sk]

I personally haven't met that many furries at all in engineering, it's typically only in comp sci and IT that has the furries tbh. It is true that there are quite a few of engineers that are on the spectrum though.

[@WolfyRagnarok]

@@corduroyisle Sounds like you may have missed out on a good job. If their workplace culture allows such silliness, it's probably a chill place to work.

[@GnosticMindTrain]

Guess I'm not a stereotype then because I never related to all of the connections of being autistic and a femboy and a furry who is good with computers...I have no knowledge on computers but I'm more into creative right brain stuff, not logical left brain stuff. 🤷‍♂️

[@RTheu2109]

That last conversation sounded like a protagonist about to fight a final boss in a weird furry rpg

[@RJS2003]

Literally Raiden and Armstrong.

[@davesprivatelounge]

someone will make this game lmao

[@grayanddevpdx]

I’m about ready to rewrite it as a song, just make some lines rhyme and it already works

[@23rergtrr60]

They missed a golden opportunity to say they disbanded to get the F.B.I off their ‘tails’

[@RustedBuddy5192]

Considering what they got their paws on, they got themselves in quite the scruff.

[@linkou1]

Trump says he has no idea what 2025 is and then goes on to say that he agrees and disagrees with points. How do you know any points if you don’t know what 2025 is?

[@HinataElyonToph]

He knows what it is. It’s practically tailor made to serve him. He’s trying to distance himself from it because he’s mad people don’t like it.

[@fuzzymelon1261]

furries are often found working in IT

[@anonwilczek6044]

:3

[@danedi2951]

It makes sense, terminally inter(net) addicted folk working in (net)work settings

[@Ornithopter470]

You know, I've heard this a lot, and yet zero furries I know actually work in IT.

[@anonwilczek6044]

@@Ornithopter470 well, because being in work is not place for walking in fursuit?And not all furry like say that they are furry, you know, its not meme world.

[@anonisnoone6125]

@@Ornithopter470 Cos it's just some bs people on the internet made up. Apparently now it's a common "fact" that half the it industry is just furries. No eveidence for suc statistics was given at all. People just ran with it.

[@couldntsetpass2901]

There are 4 types of furries: the chill ones, the twitter ones, the programmer ones, and the ones that like to engage in tomfoolery (3 and 4 have some overlap)

[@idiotpai3758]

Aint no way theyre here in SECONDS

[@jahmeregill6243]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPridebot

[@draxan06]

and the IT Department.

[@VirtualKota]

​@@draxan06I swear there is at least one in every IT department

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

And the soldiers

[@piecanl]

A lot of people don't realize that furries really do run the world There's a reason a lot of them got enough money to buy fursuits lol

[@Fancy_Spark]

MANI CANT WAIT FOR THE RAPTURE ESPECIALLY AFTER READIBG THIS COMMENT😭😭😭

[@urielsgift7585]

The fact howell doesnt even know what a furry is and assumes is sex based is pathetic 😂

[@nuttrbuttr5]

well kinda is

[@whiile1239]

​@@nuttrbuttr5not at all, only people who look at brainrot memes think its about that. Most furries are really chill and nice, its overall a community about story telling and expressing yourself through art.

[@whiile1239]

​@@nuttrbuttr5i mean yes theres weird furries, but look at any other community - anime - pokemon - eyc They all have weirdos,

[@Tacoqwerty]

​@@nuttrbuttr5The definition of furry is someone who likes to dress up as an anthropomorph. In no way is that sexual

[@jasonjobst]

@whiile1239 they're dehumanizing themselves and actively trying to make fantasy a reality through dress-up and make believe. Full grown adults, spending huge amounts of money, to dress up as animals. That sounds like a mental health problem. You said other communities have twisted things about them as a sort of defense for the furry community, which for one is wrong, as it's all bad, but two, furries are some of the ones making this stuff twisted. Cat girls in anime? What do you think furries fantasize about? Being an animal, partially human or not. Pokemon? Those have human/animalistic traits too. Not saying it's all because of furries, but I guarantee they have a part in it. I don't think dehumanization is okay in any form, or making something more human, feminine, or masculine than it actually ever is. I pray that God helps them, because I do believe what they're doing is wrong. You may not agree, and that's fine. I simply have a different opinion.

[@mansatart9921]

I'm sorry but the way Mutah said "today were gonna talk about furries hacking nuclear labs!" Was fucking hilarious

[@Alfred-Neuman]

I agree with you, I don't think anybody should take anything coming from this channel too seriously. 1:50 FBI... The Federal Bureau of Intelligence? lol Seriously? He doesn't even know what's the FBI... For entertainment purpose only.

[@Mavendow]

@@Alfred-Neuman I know, right? Everyone knows it's the Federal Bureau of Interrogation.

[@XXTH3ST4RXX]

@@Mavendow no it's the federal bureau of interpretation

[@explosiveboats]

@@XXTH3ST4RXX No. Federal Bureau of Instigation.

[@HealyHQ]

@@explosiveboats No, it's the Federal Bureau of Indigestion.

[@flamaxrudolf7606]

Now imagine furries hacking into military documents just so they can prove the data is a wee bit wrong in War Thunder

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

bold of you to assume that half of thouse war thunder leakers WEREN'T furries.

[@Cynos_3D]

Bold of you to assume there was even a reasonable cognitive process behind those leaks. I can just hear the 3 neurons rattling around like marbles in there, hacking a database is a bit beyond that lol.

[@grunkleg.3110]

Hasn't that already happened though?

[@CelestialSorceress]

I really hope that this group isn't caught

[@AUSWQPCV]

Why

[@E4439Qv5]

​@@AUSWQPCVthese kinds of nuisances are good

[@Boriswalker233]

They already have, they have been doxxed

[@joeschmoe3815]

​@@Boriswalker233good. Let's bag and tag them. Imagine hacking NATO, endangering all NATO states to join a war with Russia and helping Hammas. Nobody cares about that Heritage-Whatever.

[@TheRevan1337]

"Disbanded" is a good term for "doing the smart thing and keeping quiet for a while"

[@Skrooby13]

Guess you could say that they were furrious.

[@bity-bite]

da bum tss

[@infinitecurlie]

Lolol.

[@Bananamanmk53-yv2ph]

Haha, COMEDY.

[@iamthehype3684]

Get out

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

The fast and the furrious!

[@adamcummings20]

The DMs between Howell and the furries are wild. This is unbelievable lmfao

[@jukebox_heroperson3994]

Fucking based Howell

[@sleepyazazel]

​@@jukebox_heroperson3994made it sounded like he was a cartoon villain that shit ain't based

[@paul8433]

​@@sleepyazazelUnfortunately, a lot of the people in the Heritage Foundation are considering they wanna get rid of healthcare, ban gay marriage, restrict rights, and have bigoted views in general. What's even worse is that a lot of conservative politicians share those same views, since the Heritage Foundation is a big conservative think tank.

[@thechadbuddha]

@@paul8433 based

[@infinite1483]

@@jukebox_heroperson3994yeah based, based on cringe

[@professordreadwin7959]

Imagine your grandkids reading future history textbooks where there is a chapter about how furries took down fascist organizations

[@Eaglebrace]

I can see someone make a MetalGear communication meme out of the Mike and Vio text message. That was wild.

[@SrSteve404]

I wanna see that penguinz0 "gay furry situation is crazy"

[@cinderwolf32]

Lmfao I love how predictable the titles are

[@sandiblack5072]

The chat log is crazy! Why does Mike sound like a cut metal gear rising villain??

[@HitPointX]

MGS series is literally a documentary at this point lmao

[@AqworldsMew11]

Because he basically is "I made it the fuck up" is practically MAGAs tag line 😂

[@codexstudios]

Gotta get someone to voice act the conversation now

[@Nobody0152]

@@codexstudios We need Gianni Matragrano to voice this asap

[@greenbeans12]

Mike do be coping, seething, and malding right about now

[@badlie4858]

i have so much fun just imagining kids learning history of our time in the future. "hey, did you know there was one time in 2024 when gay furries hacked NATO for fun?"

[@Raine_heart.7]

Lol

[@noremac7216]

Mike Howell saying he made them disbanding feels like the kid on the playground who gets the snot kicked out of him and then waits until the other guy is out of earshot to say "You better run"

[@HKIHNDKNSI]

Mike Howell sounds like the type of guy to insult someone and then back up and say, "Hey big fella, we can talk about this" when confronted

[@metamorphicblood]

I’m convinced we’ve been living in the South Park universe this decade.

[@QuincyQuinn95]

10 years ago it would have been an outrageous plotline, but no, this just happened...

[@Karurosagu]

What If south park is the reality and we live in the matrix ?

[@kevinle1083]

@@KarurosaguOnly thing I got from the Matrix is a choice: to take a red pill and live with the truth of your existence or the blue pill and live in ignorance. And a friend told me South Park is listed as a documentary. Now I see why, somewhat.

[@ApostleOfZeus199]

A fun hypothesis for me is that we are either in a movie or tv show for another universe and the plot hasn't started yet haha

[@Hexn2006]

I believe it's more of a mix of Postal 2 and South Park. With a little of GTA in between

[@juckyvortex]

Imagine a hammas leader having to be briefed on why gay furry hackers are helping them and what furries are. 😂

[@GuyWithBeardButNoMoustache]

you know you fcked up when two groups that hate each other are both fighting you

[@44SWAGNUM-MAGA5]

what if it changes them, like rocky 4 said, everyone can change!!

[@boocackeedquackhead8454]

​@GuyWithBeardButNoMoustache Not really. People in modern day America and western culture are encouraged to virtue signal and scream at the top of their lungs. In places where this isn't the case, you don't see this. Most of these people do not even know where isreal is, or what "river to the sea" implies.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

I bet the PFLP, the marxist resistance group of Palestine that broke off the PLO, has furries and is telling the other groups about it. No joke, before the current genocidal onslaught, the Palestinian population had one of the highest education levels, despite being under a literal starvation regime where the zionists controlled each calory of nutrition inside of Gaza. And universities in Gaza must have had furries abound.

[@1800notascam]

Their conversation reads like a comic book supervillain talking to a real-life supervillain and it’s hilarious to me

[@thebigblox4297]

the chatlogs between mike howell and vio are genuinely amazing "(insert hateful comment here)" "whats ur opinion on vore" "(insert another hateful comment here)"

[@furrybproductions]

Y'all catch the Freudian slip? "If there's one thing the US government doesn't take seriously is attacks on their infrastructure" 🤣

[@muhammadyaseer9673]

@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideI agree

[@glowiedetector]

why freudian

[@furrybproductions]

@@glowiedetector because he was trying to say the US takes their infrastructure seriously, but given their screw ups, deep down he meant they don't take it seriously at all

[@ZazaNugget_]

never in my life i would know id read those exact words in that exact order on a youtube thumbnail

[@kiitaclyzm]

This shit didn't even exist in the library of babel it's so wacky

[@martinxy1291]

4chan, is expected Reddit, most likely Twitter, probably KZbin? Now that was a surprise

[@CobaltxBoom]

Bro the fact that I had to scroll down 2 comments to avoid the bots 🤦🏻‍♀️ they are everywhere

[@TwisterTornado]

​@@kiitaclyzm Library of Alexandria...Tower of Babel... One of these was real.

[@ProtoHadron]

As a furry, im so proud of this community lmao

[@edsand9498]

lol your pfp reminds me of the dab on the furry haters meme

[@arandomgamerrr]

as a furry, I'm not a furry

[@plugshirt1762]

I’m not a furry and didn’t think it was possible to feel such sheer respect for them until now lol

[@Volthar101]

That is the most honest any politician has even been before

[@Aimela136]

That politician sounds like the more unhinged one in that chat log

[@danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944]

Because they are.

[@Max_Mustermann]

He was minutes away from calling an exorcist.

[@lastHERO22]

if it makes you feel better

[@ambmamb8370]

​@@lastHERO22stop deluding yourself

[@fingersniff5520]

​​@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideai shut down. Ai delete. Ai, delete

[@dyne313]

"If there's one thing the United States Government does not take seriously is attacks on its infrastructure. . ." Considering the ever increasing crumbling state of that infrastructure, that's a freudian slip.

[@mrmcawesome9746]

​@@MutantSatan Freudian slip is when you accidentally say what you really mean instead of what you were planning to say.

[@dyne313]

@@mrmcawesome9746 And that's what happened here. He obviously planned on saying "They take them seriously" but accidentally said "They don't take them seriously".

[@zbelios1623]

100% intentional ​@@dyne313

[@Myder_Dragon]

It shouldn't be surprising, alot of furries like myself are in STEM

[@BLARG0w0]

Project 2025 is absolutely scary

[@TheUncutAngel]

My favorite part is how they tricked everyone into thinking they're gay furries, and now the FBI is forced to sift through that community for a red herring.

[@_12k70]

Elaborate.

[@XVXC-M8]

@@_12k70Making shit up about themselves to stir away the feds. I mean "gay furry hackers :3" is pretty funny.

[@yulfine1688]

considering roughly 70-80% of the furry community is a mix of gay, trans and so on if not more not really and its quite likely.

[@vertexlord]

i wonder how much of the fbi are furries too :3

[@Bananamanmk53-yv2ph]

"The furries are wild." Yeah, theyre furries what did you expect?

[@anonwilczek6044]

:3

[@Axalachi]

@@anonwilczek6044😧

[@tannercat2890]

@@Axalachi :3

[@eriottomakurashi]

I haven’t seen this type of wild from a furry for a long while now

[@WolfyRagnarok]

Awoo! ^_^

[@thatoneguy.3172]

As a furry myself, this is fucking amazing! Geniunely the hardest ive laughed in years, and they've done god's work. Godspeed you magnificent bastards.

[@idk_whyi]

Yeppers exactly

[@armadyleanarchon4754]

Just a reminder. There's alot of furries working in IT. So this is plausible

[@TopScopee]

LMAOO I want to animate that whole chatlog, its hilarious 15:45 - 20:17

[@reinbew794]

Same it's so silly

[@elisam.r.9960]

The real question is who should animate it?

[@yttpr42]

can you give mike howell spiked shoulder pads and high heels he seems like hte kindof guy for those

[@craigkuhlman6869]

Please, universe. I don't need to stay in South Park for this long.

[@anonymoususer188]

Wait we’re living in South Park? Always have been. Seriously though, I agree. The world has been crazy the past several years, and every time I turn around, it seems to get crazier. I’m starting to wonder how much more we can take before society collapses.

[@NyxMoonReads]

Everyone looking at furries like: "Perhaps I treated you too harshly."

[@kevinhicks678]

Definitely am right now

[@Saber-t1m]

Except for some who might hate them more for for it :3

[@cosmic_legacy]

take that alex from 10th grade! (yes i just name dropped that mf)

[@anonymoususer188]

How is the gay furry hacker is more professional than the big conservative think tank executive? Howell typed out some truly wild things in that text conversation.

[@Rockmint]

You answered your own question when you mentioned conservative

[@anonymoususer188]

@@Rockmint You're not wrong there.

[@cameronmcleod8419]

Gay Furry Hackers get where they are through skill and taking serious risks to their own safety. Heritage Foundation ranking members are often generational wealthy failsons who rely on political corruption and influence peddling to maintain their power. Literally, one earned their way into the conversation, the other feels they are above the conversation.

[@Rdr2Gtavymas]

@@Rockmint dang now its bad being conservative

[@huskonoir]

dawg I just wanna be able to go to McDonalds and get a burger for like 50 cents, but then we got this stuff happening

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

Man it's not 1950

[@coreynj]

@@thirtythreeeyes8624 50 cents in 1950 is about $6.50 today so honestly the math checks out

[@PandaFool]

@@coreynjthe corporations will never go back to that, they will fight tooth and nail to stop it.

[@shinyrayquaza9]

@@PandaFool Its not all just McDonalds corporate, its the transportation industry being on fire from greed and poor decision making....why would 2 different McDonalds have different pricing if it was purely corporate. Those things are owned by locals who rent the store.

[@huskonoir]

@@shinyrayquaza9 that is true, I used to work there and you'd be surprised at how many McDonalds don't have the cool bundles we have and how like only a third to half actually sell things like the Basket of Fries and Oreo Frappe

[@LumiKaten]

What’s the chance that some of the furries that hacked into the government also worked there 😏

[@ThatNoobKing]

Prolly 100% -insert SpongeBob NOT THE NAVY-

[@iamthehype3684]

Definitely not zero

[@RagingInsomniac]

the bioluminescence wears off after a period of 4 months

[@CobaltxBoom]

Definitely, who else can afford those furry suit 😂😂

[@aethrys]

​@UTTPEmperorMAPPride what drives a person to do this, post these comments

[@LiteralGray]

As a programmer, I merely claim the :3 is my ally. They were born in it. Molded by it.

[@NeurotoxinFeverdream]

just a note, it was only govt employees who were registered with the heritage foundation website, not all govt employees.

[@mlppilled]

i actually can't believe gay furries actually hacked project 2025 LMFAO

[@iionccub365old]

Hehe 2GB of data all for free, because they gave it out :)

[@yys6102]

:3

[@anonwilczek6044]

:3

[@Smile-exe]

:3

[@MayorVideo]

actually?

[@oof3821]

17:38 this whole conversation just sounds like sonic arguing with dr eggman

[@skittlecouch]

ay

[@Diamondstep]

YES!! imagining it now! 🤣

[@SW1TCHED-CHANNELS]

AUUUGH THESE BOTS ARE SO ANNOYING

[@MoonRenMMD]

IT REALLY DOES LMAO

[@ElrondMcBong.]

I love how it took like three messages for Mike Howell to go full alpha male redditor. In this moment, I am euphoric!

[@gordonramslay9955]

That’s one thing crossed off my 2024 bingo list

[@Remi_takes_over]

The title had me laughing hard just from opening my phone

[@ADM.II.]

Same

[@Xv0dka1999X]

hai vampire mistress

[@kristhebrownie]

Most things humanity does is "against nature." That might be the dumbest insult he could have said.

[@TrampMachine]

Nah. Humanity is nature everything we do is nature the same way any colonies are nature. Being a part of nature is inescapable.

[@jollygrapefruit786]

I feel bad for your dog bro

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

facts. most things in human life are very much "against the Nature" ranging from going against natural rules to literally destroying nature

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

​@@jollygrapefruit786good old strawman

[@IdekPhoenix]

​@@jollygrapefruit786im not a furry but literally we've gotten this far because we cheat nature.

[@some_dudexd3751]

I gotta respect your political neutrality here.

[@nuttrbuttr5]

Eh, it kinda seemed like he was mocking the Heritage Foundation guy with the voice, but yeah its nice he didnt try injecting any woke shit in

[@Jing_Ling_Uncles]

@@nuttrbuttr5define woke

[@nuttrbuttr5]

@@Jing_Ling_Uncles the left and most their bs

[@lucaschaves8308]

I always find funny that when the topic is crazy right insanity muta turns into a a apolitical channel

[@ultimatehamsandwich734]

for a channel thats about tech security and privacy hes really really bad about hiding his political bias