Further Microwave Burger Investigations | Ashens

[@PeteTheWargamer]

With access to the internet, I have a wealth of human knowledge to explore right at my fingertips. Instead I choose to use it to watch a man eat and rate sub-par, knock off fast food burgers. I do not regret my decision.

[@katking9574]

welcome to the internet

[@LinNoOne]

same here man, same here

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Same here.

[@urrrr]

Truly, it is the peak of evolution

[@Hkarl85]

Was going to make the same comment as Technology connection ended up after this one in queue

[@fvnk_buddha]

Even after 14 years, Ashens still didnt change his format. Reviewing subpar toys, legendary PopStations and questionable food. Internet sometimes can be wonderful

[@arposkraft3616]

nah...you see a man that has found his calling

[@arposkraft3616]

also you made me realize ive been watching ashens for at least 13 years now...damn...what does that say about me

[@blackcat14077]

@@arposkraft3616 It says you got good taste

[@dylanstephens3515]

Not to mention he still has the same brown couch that I’m surprised doesn’t emit any radiation

[@arposkraft3616]

@@dylanstephens3515 i wouldn't bet on that frankly

[@nerdrage557]

That couch has enough stories to write a hundred tell all books, a documentary series, and a trilogy of movies set in the future

[@6581punk]

It has it's own ecosystem by now.

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

@@6581punk Still not as complex as one you can find in a Hollywood casting couch *sad slide whistle*

[@PlatoonGoon]

If couches could talk, it would beg for a mercy killing.

[@solidsnakesasscheeks.]

You know it's a set right? Like there hasn't been a full sofa for years? You knew that?!

[@Ryzaki961]

His original couch as well

[@badandy1197]

The Homer Simpson-esque "Umgh" before each bite is brilliant.

[@joonasaareks2796]

@dcoog anml molemmat

[@MontieMongoose]

Even after all these years, Ashens content is still the same. Never change Stuart.

[@stabb]

It's not 240p though!

[@stabb]

I remember watching these on windows vista

[@stabb]

And a couple years ago I watched the sharpest knife video with my family, hilarious!!

[@tombrown407]

It is remarkably comforting

[@AyCe]

"As well as kicking over my rockery this morning, the postman has kindly brought me my Popstation value pack." I don't know how I stumbled upon these, but I will never forget this line. Well done, brain.

[@jc441-i3q]

They should release a microwavable Happy Meal™ knockoff with a depressingly crap toy.

[@PiousMoltar]

You know someone will microwave the toy and burn themselves and sue the company that made it...

[@JanTheLitterbox]

@@PiousMoltar well, don't put it on the us market then. rest should be fine. ;)

[@BrianIsWatching]

@@PiousMoltar Same people that probably melt the cheese with the plastic still on it.

[@SuperG3X]

It's Happy Snacksters time now with a knock off transforming robo burger

[@jc441-i3q]

@@PiousMoltar They could make the toy out of asbestos so it wouldn't burn!

[@jakublulek3261]

Classic Ashens. Old figures and nasty food. Staples of KZbin.

[@jammybizzle666]

It's weird to think I've been enjoying these videos for 14 years, maybe more.

[@XTorinX]

That's why they call them staple foods

[@TAGMedia7]

In a way it's almost like... comfort food, wouldn't you say?

[@osrr6422]

Don't forget the classic brown chair!

[@AlidarJarok1]

You forgot the Pop stations.

[@Lilly_Belle]

Weirdly enough, we have all sorts of these microwavable breakfast sandwiches made by a company called Jimmy Dean and they came up with a great way to do it. Literally all of them instruct you to wrap the entire sandwich in a paper towel, while still frozen, and microwave for varying amounts of time, depending on the type of sandwich. I swear to you, it works. The paper towel absorbs excess moisture and keeps the muffin/biscuit/croissant from getting soggy, but traps just enough moisture in to prevent it from becoming too dry. They're quite a delicious treat. I think it also helps that Jimmy Dean very clearly uses quality ingredients and thus the taste is quite good already.

[@BungleBare]

Would that be the same Jimmy Dean who played Willard Whyte in Diamonds Are Forever? I’ve heard he was a country and western singer/ actor/ sausage magnate.

[@ryandevan2793]

@@BungleBare You are correct he was the same guy

[@ryandevan2793]

@@BungleBare which I never actually knew. I knew Jimmy Dean was a real person, but I didn’t know much about him.

[@Fuhrious]

Ashens was one of the first guys I watched ever on the internet. Way back when it was hot new shit to get videos online. I'm still here.

[@1pspgofan]

This channel just feels like home honestly

[@MrNuRetro]

Same dude

[@rabbi4skin666]

Same I watched him back in 2006 when I was in elementary school and now I have kids of my own

[@renemarquez1181]

Love how the he still doing videos with the same couch.

[@DumbArse]

The only thing that changed is the camera

[@panqueque445]

There's something very disturbing about seeing a whole, assembled, frozen burger come out of a box like that.

[@saravis]

But not nearly as disturbing as seeing one coming out of a can.

[@panqueque445]

@@saravis Oh god the canned burger. Please I'd rather starve.

[@TeraunceFoaloke]

@@saravis Agreed. Tha Trekking burger was amazing.

[@craig.9229]

Yeah i agree, its kinda weird.

[@gojeta1982]

Agreed. Not as disturbing as seeing a whole chicken crammed into a can and emerge like something form alien when it's tipped out.

[@generichuman2044]

He's done it again. He's eating more terrible microwave burgers for our entertainment

[@DarrenJCalvert]

@Kelly Smunt correct easy to critique things what we take for granted but many people are starving on the planet…

[@gowerski]

the absolute madman

[@Rebecca02x]

@@DarrenJCalvert they are £1.50 what does he want a £90 Gordon Ramsey dished up burger

[@MrBaronCabron]

They're not even bad for the price and how quick you can make them, and if you know how to properly make them especially. Love Ashens but you have to understand he plays it up for the camera because you know, that's his job, to entertain

[@danjames7327]

He sounds like somebody,,, robotwars commentator? That's not it.

[@robertjones8667]

These burgers are so awful but these videos still make me very hungry.

[@michael_christian9461]

Oh thank god im not the only one

[@YourAppleSalesman]

Thank god I can relate

[@TheHorrorDevotee]

watch the burger in a tin or the chicken in a can video. That will make you change your mind on that.

[@robertjones8667]

@@TheHorrorDevotee yes I have seen those ones.

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

My Ass Burgers are better.

[@daviddominguez4360]

The Simpsons "nom" sound effect he makes every time he takes a bite 🤣

[@impachoblue1301]

...is quite obnoxious finished for you

[@rawmaw]

LOL!

[@chrislaw1248]

Watched ashens for years and This is just one of those KZbinrs who doesn’t ever have to switch up how they do things. Classic ashens 24/7 and it works.

[@jadehurst9788]

I love that 'NOM' noise that Ashens does as he takes his first bite. I actually wait for it every time lol 😆

[@seshthreepio]

The "Bacon" looks like what I imagine would be the entirety of the circumference of skin, peeled off of the roof of a burnt mouth.

[@Kumimono]

"Muffin in a microwave" sounds like an euphemism for being pregnant.

[@Roadent1241]

Well considering bun in the oven, I wonder what it could mean as a sister term....

[@Kumimono]

@@Roadent1241 "I'm pregnant, and so is my sister." Deep south happenings. But yeah, it is certainly a modern twist.

[@Roadent1241]

@@Kumimono The speaker being a guy I assume?

[@Kumimono]

@@Roadent1241 Could be either.😁

[@empath69]

@@Roadent1241 "muffin in the microwave" - In Vitro Fertilization?

[@ermembor]

Ashens, please never stop doing the Homer Simpson eating sound when you bite into something. It makes me smile every time.

[@Adultguj]

I'm telling ya, Ashens has become this sort of 'safe space' for me. A lot of things change in life, but you'll be sure that there's always Ashens reviewing mundane stuff on a slightly worn out sofa.

[@TheHutchy01]

It's taken a year of his Twitch streams to realise what it is, not only does he take a hilarious look at familiar tat, he's actually a genuinely nice man.

[@gassnake2004]

how did my life come to watching a middle-aged englishman eat frozen burgers

[@ForckySpoon]

Well he's not eating them FROZEN so that should eliminate some of your shame.

[@whoknows8264]

Well you lost your job at Scotland Yard.

[@gassnake2004]

@@whoknows8264 shout-outs to this guy for recognizing the pfp

[@whoknows8264]

@@gassnake2004 I have to thank MandaloreGaming for introducing the treasure that is the Mystery of the Druuds

[@lucassolomon1079]

How would it not?

[@kingchris110]

I've watched this man eat microwaved food on his couch for years and by god I'm gonna keep watching for years to come.

[@sonoza5703]

I’ve been watching Ashens for so long that whenever a video like this one drops I just feel like i’m home :,)

[@kateschmid2889]

The world is burning but Ashens is still the same... It's comforting

[@TinyEevee]

Same! I love that he nicely says " oh yeah i nearly forgot to mention the twitch" meanwhile every other video elsewhere will loudly mention something like that 6 times. Its so comforting.

[@thecrazycapn]

I live across the street from a KFC, in the United States, but had no idea what a "Zinger Tower Burger" was. Apparently it's an Australia/UK bestseller that's never been sold in the US.

[@bluegum6438]

KFC is only second to McDonald's in Australia, it's commonly referred to as Dirty Bird here

[@TheCho-k4m]

That's a shame, a freshly made Zinger Tower is a might meal!

[@squidracerX]

Lets riot! I want hash browns on my chicken!!!!!

[@tiki_riot]

What burgers do you have in US KFCs?

[@thecrazycapn]

@@tiki_riot Right now they have a knock-off of the Chic-Fil-A chicken sandwich, but typically they have no sandwiches or burgers whatsoever.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

A Big Stack is still a Big Stack, it's just _Le_ Big Stack.

[@yiff]

Royale with stack

[@alexcharles8541]

Big Kahuna Stack is better.

[@alexcharles8541]

And no you may not have a drink of my tasty beverage to wash down your burger.

[@arthasmenethil2201]

That's not a tasty burger!

[@Duaality.]

What do they call a Whopper?

[@katelyn6989]

I honestly love microwaved tat like this, its my guilty pleasure. The soggier the bun and the more miserable the meat the more I enjoy it

[@SploogeCannon]

You're painfully British dear 😂

[@curtisss]

I was the same until I was sick once after eating one and seeing the sick with it in put me off for life

[@DimT670]

That seems like the world shittiest superpower Still a superpower tho. God i wish i could enjoy shitty food like you but i cant my tummy and mouth won't take it

[@DiscoFish1]

Same honestly 🤷

[@CozzyKnowsBest]

I'm with you. I'll keep bringing it up but the revered and now discontinued Rustlers gourmet was the absolute shit. Better than any gastro pub offering. Sadly no one apart from us wanted to spend £5 on a microwave delicacy.

[@KertaDrake]

I love how every frozen microwavable food company uses a microwave that works like no other microwave on the planet to determine cooking times. Over twenty years of eating terrible microwave food and a dozen microwaves, NONE of them have ever heated ANYTHING properly. They alternate between "the cheese is smoking while the center is frozen", to "the bun is literally on fire and the meat is lukewarm", and the really joyful "the whole thing is still frozen even after doubling the cooking time." Notably, the one that left the items frozen was the one that was so powerful that it would superheat a mug full water in 15 seconds to the point where it could melt flesh. Did they leave out a step in the cooking instructions that says "You must turn off the laws of thermodynamics in your local reality to cook this properly"?

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The canned soup tells me 6 minutes on 600W, so I put it in for 6:30 The burger tells me 90 secs on 700W, so it get's 1:40-1:50 on 600W depending how I feel about it. the peas tell me 2 minutes on 100W, so they get 1:30 on 800W

[@hayleygerbil3109]

That breakfast muffin looks like it's about to start talking. It belongs in the fridge from the Young Ones

[@bentramer682]

Next to the Ketchup and lintels

[@tickledtoffee]

I almost expected it to bite his hand Edit: I just got to the part where he said he it looks like it’s about to bite back 😂

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

"Don't mind me. I'm irrelevant!"

[@wanderer7755]

Felt compelled to comment because I'm old enough to remember the Young Ones when it was first broadcast and I'm still not dead

[@angelstarlight6030]

@@wanderer7755 me too 🤣🤣

[@jammybizzle666]

Ashens, if you keep this content up for another two years I'll have been a subscriber for more than half of my entire life.

[@KertaDrake]

Honestly, it's been a miracle he's lasted this long after eating all the stuff he has for this channel!

[@Sarah-mm5ky]

1 year now.

[@augustoof13]

Ayy congrats i guess lol

[@6581punk]

I'm glad there's a serving suggestion, for those who have never seen a burger before. Once you opened the box I was thinking Falling Down and the Whammy burger :D

[@Zyroes]

"Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture? Anybody? Anybody at all?"

[@Doperooni]

Well I know what movie Im watching tonight.

[@ScratchySlide]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That's what I usually do. Adding more sauces and all kinds of veggies, keeping the pack from the freezer as nothing more than an excuse to not fry and minced meat with all the work that involves.

[@functionatthejunction]

I imagine Ashens wakes up in the morning and thinks "Darn, Im still alive. Oh well, time to get to work on that.".

[@paulosborne6517]

I definitely DON'T want a 'Horrible Soggy Sponge Bob' on my bottom.

[@waynehough13]

I actually quite like these burgers, they’re handy after I’ve finished a long night at work. key is to toast the buns for long enough to mask the lack of flavour in the rest of the ingredients

[@silverbeach1557]

Just replied to a guy who said about the same thing, gonna spread the love: "You can freeze burger patties you make yourself. Cook however many you want to stock up, let them cool, stack them together with wax paper inbetween (so they can be easily removed individually) and put them in a ziplock. Then just stick in the freezer. Whenever you want one just microwave a patty, get a bun, slap some condiments on that bad boy, and bam. Significantly less likely to give you some form of radioactive meningitis than Poundland Mystery Meat. Unless you like the flavor of radioactive meningitis and add it yourself of course." Cheers.

[@mitchellpartington8988]

@@silverbeach1557 but that takes a level of preparation and effort beyond the capability of this product's target market.

[@heatherheath3834]

never had these particular ones, but tbh i actually kinda like the rustlers ones. trick is to just microwave the patty, toast (and i mean TOAST) the bun, butter it, add ketchup or whatever sauce u prefer, and voila! a slightly less-shit, shit burger.

[@thempex]

@@heatherheath3834 wow you are wifematerial 😍

[@heatherheath3834]

@@thempex i know 😳😎😅😅 bon applesauce 👌👌😎😅

[@nonAehT]

When i'm on a diet and feel hungry, i just watch these videos and the craving is instantly gone!

[@DelphinidaeZeta]

That 60's transition was the literal best thing, you've got to make it a standard part of your show somehow

[@clearspira]

This'll mean nothing to 99% of you, but the Royal Stack reminded me of an episode of Sliders where the team goes to a world dying from -Covid- a generic plague and all of the burgers are in shrink wrap. Its a good episode btw. For a show made 20 years ago it really got the hysteria of 2021 down to a nutshell.

[@jackjames1]

Sliders rules! I remember putting that episode on when covid first started 😄

[@tannerpickle]

Was Sliders the one with Simon Pegg? Or am I thinking of something else?

[@AntonioCardenasT]

@@tannerpickle something else, spaced i think.

[@clearspira]

@@tannerpickle Nah. John Rhys Davis AKA Gimli.

[@tannerpickle]

@@AntonioCardenasT Ah Spaced. You're right. Thank you.

[@diggernick01]

What the hell, I haven't been on your channel for 4 years. How is your content actually completely unchanged whatsoever. Why is it still interesting, despite the passage of time and my personal development. I am awestruck.

[@bradasstv]

I always wonder if Ashens makes that sound as he takes a bite just eating in every day life 😜

[@sharona1981]

Must be fun on a dinner date if that's the case. 😆

[@bradasstv]

@@sharona1981 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manoman0]

Probably.

[@intruder313]

I suspect so - I certainly do post-Simpsons

[@FeenieVonKarma]

This channel does retro gaming, retro gaming handhelds, and weird food. Could not be more relevant to my interests really!

[@amadeus484]

Don't forget the Pop Stations!

[@PriyaPans]

And the seasonal tat on Halloween, Xmas, Easter etc!

[@eetCC]

That sofa has seen more stuff than me.

[@chrismanb]

I love how you keep it original with the couch and everything and the review style keeps me coming back to the channel for more

[@MikeStavola]

Oh hey! I just realized that I got your movie box set. I've been very busy recently, so it slipped my mind completely. It's wonderful, thank you!

[@ubermenschmexa]

5:25 "Although every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain" WHAT THE HELL?!

[@ianstarcroft]

Dave, the mechanical meat separation machine operator lost his arm to it recently but we couldn't be bothered to stop the machine and clean it, much cheaper to put a tiny warning on the box.

[@lymb3914]

Sometimes, as a vegetarian, I do genuinely miss meat. Then I watch an Ashens food video and it passes.

[@jenniferazure1421]

I love that I can still just come on over to Ashens' channel and chill. Such relaxing content.

[@aaclovern9804]

"Anemic muffin" what a good insult

[@nathanjohnson9481]

Or band name!

[@mclste]

So many years. Same intro, same couch. So many memories. You deserve so many more subscribers

[@CaptainChubzz]

Ok ok but I eat these for a quick “meal” after a long day at work and I enjoy it, can’t say my body does…

[@serveaux]

I hear ya, but the microwavable White Castle sliders are far closer to edible.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Why not cook a thin steak? Takes about the same amount of time If you like it rare.

[@serveaux]

@@MediumRareOpinions or Steak Ums... make a low budget cheesesteak...

[@Cattastic13]

Same.

[@The__Creeper]

So why not just stop at McDonald's?

[@Nickersons-Theme]

2:52 perfect Homer Simpson impression

[@partylikeits1066]

holy hell you're not wrong

[@RS250Squid]

"Do we break the rules?" "And do we toast the bun?" Beautiful lyrics, that song always makes me tear up!

[@mattierenton701]

You know when In the intro all you hear is “heeuuureghhh” it’s gonna be a good one

[@celinepersonman6448]

I was looking for a way to pass my last half hour at work, hell yeah!

[@maggot_xd]

Enough time to watch it twice!

[@hunzhurte]

Let's get this in the top comments so her supervisor sees!

[@insertaverygenericnamehere]

@Ff Tg Get your fired to work!

[@endlesswanderer1753]

@Ff Tg Celine, I don't blame ya if you don't listen to this bloke. He spells about as well as my boss.

[@themidlandconnection]

@Ff Tg when you prefer the taste of a boot to a spicy stack...

[@limp6129]

This guy was my childhood glad to see he’s still kicking

[@crushbeast29]

Ahh, the knock off FBI, the FMBI. Thanks for being a hero to the microwave consumers, ashens!

[@mnky75]

Everyone else on KZbin's Sponsor: Raycon or Shadow Legends. Ashens: Gaviscon and Immodium.

[@bitterlemonboy]

Raycon: Overpriced branded version of cheap knockoff airpods. Shadow Legends: a "game" that isnt fun at all.

[@TheCho-k4m]

I laughed out loud! :D

[@bitterlemonboy]

@@TheCho-k4m OK.... Why do you have to tell everyone that you did?

[@darling..............]

​@@bitterlemonboybecause they laughed out loud

[@mitchellpartington8988]

I've just realised that the picture of the bald chap with the beard that you have flashframed over the years was your way of letting us know how you would eventually look.

[@YouTube]

"👽 Looks like an alien lifeform" 🤣

[@clean_music_edits._4609]

KZbin?

[@yes-eo3oy]

wait what

[@lone_stick]

52 years and youtube still can't make a coherent comment wait

[@sanem7884]

Yeah

[@mrlowdays]

I love when Ashens reviews food, not because I can get the same stuff around me but for the advice like toasting the bread or getting a better meal instead. That's the kind of knowledge only a person passes on after suffering the mildly inconvenience that is eating a soggy sandwich

[@KertaDrake]

It is proof he truly cares for his audience... except the time he opened the chicken in a can... No one deserved to see that.

[@Alex-iq9dw]

@@KertaDrake agreed

[@jaggerkate]

I was just watching you and Barry making “waffles”. I had tears in my eyes thru the whole video. You nailed it every time. 🤣🧇🔥

[@MRMIdAS2k]

I'm fairly sure the closest the "Chicken" in those burgers has seen to a real chicken is if it was once a box that chicken nuggets were transported in on a lorry.

[@empath69]

so this is the La Croix of processed meats?

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

When Ashens throws up in his intro, I'm very happy.

[@Matt19matt19]

"getting to the point of false advertising". So just like mcdonalds then. That really is an authentic sausage Mc muffin.

[@nightfire9748]

Thankyou for cheering me up youtube for me has been quiet and ashans to the rescue!!! iv been enjoying your microwave line up please keep doing thease I love how funny you are in doing these videos hope all is well in these troubling times keep up the good work

[@ash36230]

Falling Down would be so much different if instead of going into Whammyburger got one of those sorry, miserable, squashed things.

[@higherquality]

Me when I see the removed eyewhite on the emoji profile pic: 😢

[@Kryptnyt]

Ashens' "Om" noise is a beautiful thing.

[@jeeves_uk]

Someone should loop it for 10 hours

[@kupupupu3623]

"Altough every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain"

[@tncorgi92]

Give them to Slepp.

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

It'd be extra creepy on a product without any meat ingredients. 😨

[@KertaDrake]

No doubt listed on products that are literally 100% bone too...

[@maudi_uwu]

I haven't watched Ashens in years but I got recommended to watch this today. It felt kind of like coming home to my childhood residence. Nostalgic. Weird.

[@macmacox]

Load of salt in a bap is Burger Thing's official slogan.

[@MultiDarkZen]

The ultimate fate of the cow to bring us countless hours of entertainment

[@rodregougghwhy873]

That's both the most depressing yet the most entertaining sentence I've read all day

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Of course, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France? *A ROYALE WITH CHEESE…* 🍔

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

I see what you did there. Nice Pulp Fiction boop.

[@Timo8.2.]

Except it was taken of the menu in 2019

[@FrenchToast663]

2:30 This is Marvin's brain after he was shot in the face

[@md_vandenberg]

@@Timo8.2. Still doesn't change the joke. Go watch Pulp Fiction.

[@Timo8.2.]

@@md_vandenberg I saw it when it came out and have seen it many time since. I didn’t say anything about the joke. All I said they took it out of the menu which actually does change the joke because the burger doesn’t exist with that name anymore

[@alliswans6319]

I grew up watching you from 2011- now. Thank you Ashens for the constant great videos🙏🏼

[@garog]

Careful Stu, you may receive the title of 'micro burger boy' if you carry on down this dark path.

[@Afterl7fe]

Ashens in the kina channel that never changes but never gets old

[@tarmadadj]

I feel so well seeing this videos, I feel like in the early 2010s and in the late 2000s.

[@pittibarlin8692]

It's crazy how many memes Ashens has been responsible for - and now he's a meme himself. I never thought he'd become the middle aged bald man/goatee trope yet here we are. He's one of a billion bald men over 40 with a goatee. Do they not look around and see how many of them there are? He's become a game NPC basically, just another bald goatee dude in a river of bald goatee dudes. He's becomes Menski/Steve Austin/Phil Mitchell/add your own bald goatee man here.

[@TheSealseal]

great to know that stuart's guilty pleasure is to eat microwaved burgers.

[@blissfuldj7627]

Ashens, will be making these videos for decades to come, and that makes me happy

[@nobodyyouknow1065]

It was at this point I suspected that Stewart kind of wanted to die.

[@LillyP-xs5qe]

I'm waiting for when he goes vegan at some point.

[@The__Creeper]

He eats rotten food that has been rotting for decades. It's far past a death wish at this point.

[@md_vandenberg]

New here?

[@KertaDrake]

@@LillyP-xs5qe Someone should send him some Soylent...

[@fen4554]

2:22 I don't know if this speaks to the quality, but the sight of that thing made me very hungry.

[@LordOmarBush]

Classic Stuart always appears when I am at my lowest. This fine lad cures my depression surprisingly better than my meds and the therapy. I'm so happy every time I see an upload from him

[@serioushex3893]

back in the day in an old job that was stuck in a strip mall with [Expensive restaurant] [different expensive restaurant], an applebees and a dollar store, we always went to the dollar store for food since we were all poor, and those sort of crappy frozen burgers and chicken sandwiches were usually what we got, and we just doused them with hot sauce. spice covers up a world of sadness. the crappiest chicken sandwich you can buy is tolerable when you load up on cholula.

[@WayStedYou]

All fast food burgers look nothing like their advertising.

[@Sparrow9612]

When I get microwave burgers or a chicken sandwich from my local 7-11, I separate the two buns and the meat and let them heat up in a pan on my hotplate. Usually turns out rather good once some sauce is added. I often go for mayo, Miracle Whip or BBQ sauce.

[@Rivers256]

I swear it was Homer Simpson who took the first bite.

[@arposkraft3616]

1:58 ...pfew dodged a law suit there

[@davidlewis1787]

I had to go veggie because of a stomach tumour. When I feel myself tempted to eat meat I just watch Ashens 😵‍💫

[@jouvani332]

I have literally been watching these for years upon years. Love ya man.

[@pilsnerd420]

20 years from now we're gonna have gourmet dollar store food thanks to Ashens' product testing

[@JRWeezy84]

The dollar stores arnt even dollar stores anymore 😢😢😢

[@janruudschutrups9382]

11:13 They should've named them "HEAT ME, YEET ME!".

[@foersterjunior]

Due to a medical reasons I've not been able to eat anything burgerrelated for more than a year. You can't talk bad enough about that thing to not make me want to eat it :D

[@Masterofchodes]

Please share your medical problems with me -random stranger on YT 2021

[@KertaDrake]

Burgerrelated is probably the name for the process to make the meat for these "burgers"

[@wiggywig2037]

I have just rediscovered this channel after many years. Today was a good day.

[@BravestCoward]

I read the title as Führer Microwave Burger Investigations. That would be a VERY, VEEERY, different video.

[@lucassolomon1079]

It gets better with every different interpretation.

[@joshlunt7827]

Great fanfare at 13:14! 😛

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

I'm still waiting for Snackster's take on the Baconator.

[@aceisking]

It would be so horrible and salty like you wouldn't believe and like the real baconator a disappointment

[@thunderball11111]

“Excited sounding ooooh” “this isn’t good”

[@voltron983]

As a pescatarian, I'm bracing myself for the fish burgers.

[@LillyP-xs5qe]

I'm vegetarian, and I think Lidl are doing a vegetarian microwave burger now, at least in the UK, or was it in Aldi? I go to both often.

[@Alfenium]

Fish is like the vegetables of the animal kingdom.

[@rundattmedia2106]

Vegetarianism is a huge missed-steak.

[@michael_christian9461]

Every couple of months i find myself back at this channel and watch nothing but this man in his brown sofa till 8am

[@OhAetheR]

i expected a knockof version of the beyond burger named further burger

[@tncorgi92]

And eventually Gone Too Far Burger.

[@hingeslevers]

The Back Stack

[@bitterlemonboy]

Fake meat burger? Why do people even think about consuming that poisonous crap? Why can't you just eat meat normally like a normal human being?

[@joetrp-3553]

Ashens is the Og of food reviews, nothing or no one can beat it

[@lazarusrat6159]

Watching this while I eat my dinner of roasted eggplant.

[@tortron]

Did you at least microwave it a little

[@Mossfaerie]

THIS IS THE ASHENS CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR ORIGINALLY. YESSS