Futurama - Everyone Hating on Zoidberg

[@jackcarraway4707]

Considering Zoidberg was the only person on the planet that received a present from Robot Santa, it shows he's the only true innocent soul on Earth.

[@PJOZeus]

Considering the bit about blaming fry for breaking the proffesors ship I wouldn't exactly say that, but he's not bad

[@codyboothe2310]

@@PJOZeus but he did immediately regret it

[@PJOZeus]

@@codyboothe2310 and then did exactly the same thing at the end of the episode whilst whooping away guiltless Or dearming a fry with his back turned He’s not a bad guy, probably one of the better on earth, but he’s not a perfect Angel

[@pauligyarto3179]

Speak to someone else ya windy barnacle!

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

@@PJOZeus to be fair. Zoidberg has exactly 0 money 10 bucks would completely ruin him

[@ChuckPalomo]

You left out one of the best Santa: Did either of you ever stop to think about Doctor Zoidberg's feelings? Fry: No! I swear!

[@scratchfinger627]

Damn, that's even one of my favourite exchanges in the series, too!

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

@@scratchfinger627 well, now you know what to fix

[@jakealter5504]

That was fry being an idiot

[@RyanGriffiths28]

​@@DarthDestructusTheSithLordstill needs fixing he hasn't stuck it in

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

Who?

[@emberZemian]

I remember Zoidberg being the butt of everyone's jokes, but I totally forgot how much Hermes in particular didn't like him.

[@fluffigverbimmelt]

Same!

[@tomnorton4277]

Hermes was a total asshole. The others weren't nice to Zoidberg most of the time - Fry was "the only one of you who never struck me!" - but they didn't seem to outright resent him like Hermes did.

[@alexanderbrambila8274]

@@tomnorton4277 I always figured Hermes was zoidbergs supervisor so ofcourse he'd hate him the most

[@joeywaters5559]

Posers. Bender was hating Zoidberg before it was cool.

[@jackcarraway4707]

@@tomnorton4277 Fry also called Zoidberg his friend in front of everyone in the episode where they fought on Zoidberg's planet.

[@brehbreh01]

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN VERY NAUGHTY, VERY NAUGHTY INDEED! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg, this is for you.

[@thetwerkingclass5167]

A pogo stick

[@ianfinrir8724]

And he sacrificed being on the Nice List to save his friends.

[@briandonegan8480]

​@@thetwerkingclass5167Wheeee!

[@tankfighter2013]

"Screwed again my friend."

[@grail68]

All timer.

[@joshuagoforth1658]

😂

[@slumbynature4557]

Just saw that episode recently. An all time favorite haha

[@thegoat5141]

Zoidberg always says the right things at the right time. Like whenever he answers a question before anyone asks😅.

[@officerspider7996]

I like how the Professor hates but also loves Zoidberg deep down

[@antonissa8345]

They were brothers in arms

[@redacted2275]

They are longtime buddies. There's an episode that tell their past working together and watching out for each other.

[@themamat]

@@redacted2275 Zoidberg supposed to kill prof when "the time" is come.

[@nova3617]

The professor is the only reason that Zoidberg is not fired.

[@karenfan010]

while hermes hates him on both the inside and the outside

[@Tanzenergise]

"Zoidberg! quit turning us on and go polish your nozzle!" i'm dead

[@nisim04]

even when succeeds he fails XD::

[@xjdfghashzkj]

"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster" "What are you, my driver's license?" This still remains one of my favorite one-two punches in television history.

[@avthendiarie9955]

As in that what my driver linces say

[@john_blues]

I was going to like this comment, but it's at 666.

[@niamhokane5980]

it’s always hermes hating on him

[@foreignfat6009]

They are opposites.

[@yoursonisold8743]

He also once reattached Hermes head the wrong way so that he was facing his own back and didn't fix it.

[@DrSauce]

That's because Hermes is a bureaucrat, the natural enemy of physicians. Trust me, I'm homeless.

[@clank7298]

@@yoursonisold8743 But Hermes tail was wagging, he was happy about it. (Zoidberg’s misunderstanding of the human body.)

[@Rubyofthedead]

@@marcosverbera7421 He only did that because they sent him a bucket of brine shrimp for every recommendation. He knew nothing about it.

[@midas0025]

“ Zoidberg! Quit turning us on, and go polish your nozzle. “ god I miss this show

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

And Bender, don't forget good ol' Bender

[@dice9270]

Well it's back

[@StudioPLKS]

Poor Zoidberg. At least he did get his happy ending in Stench and Stenchibility. (Although, he also lost $10 one episode later)

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

10 dollars actually

[@StudioPLKS]

@@Freshlydeliveredegg Oh. Oops. Thanks for the correction.

[@flyhyland]

@@StudioPLKS WHAT DID IT SAY BEFORE!? I MUST KNOW.

[@StudioPLKS]

@@flyhyland $20

[@flyhyland]

@@StudioPLKS Ah, thank you.

[@codeman7055]

I love zoidberg my favorite clip is when he dresses as Jesus and says "I only help those who help themselves"

[@Argos-xb8ek]

Lol my favorite part was when the executioner saying "Get him Jesus"

[@83delgado]

I had stickers made of jesusberg.

[@abramslion1]

Santa:"Have either of you stopped to consider Dr Zoidbergs feelings" Fry: "No! I sware".

[@MichelleAnnM]

Hermes's undying hatred for Zoidberg makes me smile.

[@nova3617]

I love it when they are together.

[@althelor]

I also love how Zoidberg knows that hermes hates him but doesn't seem to care. Like when hermes has the crew split up in pairs and accidentally pairs himself with Zoidberg who just laughs and says "screwed again my friend."

[@openmindgoddxd9017]

Lol 😂

[@baseballbobby7090]

for real i never noticed

[@lg6884]

Zoidberg, the only living being Santa ever deemed as not naughty.

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

Yeah because Santa is an anagram for satan and the Most High God says shellfish which are bottom feeders of the ocean are unclean animals in the Old Testament dietary laws so that’s why Zoidberg got approved.

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

I had the pleasure of fertilizing your caviar :chews slowly:

[@foreignfat6009]

Zoidberg specie suppose to die after "fertilization."

[@quintonbryson9342]

SSEEYYMMOORR

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

@@quintonbryson9342 superintendent I was just..stretching my calves on the windowsill, isometric exercise! Care to join me?

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

@@foreignfat6009 futurama logic

[@quintonbryson9342]

@@Freshlydeliveredegg mmmm *walks back to the table*

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

Bender, the original hipster: "Poseurs! I was hating Zoidberg before it was cool!"

[@unforeseeable2.058]

Nah he’s a poser. Hermes is the original Zoidberg hater.

[@langarasg1463]

Zoidberg: "Forgive me my friend." Bender: "Never!" *whip*

[@nova3617]

They might hate him but they still treats Zoidberg better than The griffins treats Meg.

[@lucasmartinez5703]

That's a low bar to be fair.

[@heartysquid]

Shut up, Meg.

[@eccentriastes6273]

Everyone shitting on Zoidberg always seemed so unjustified to me. All the characters just act like ruthless bullies towards him.

[@TheRandomhobo123]

Yah, but he never gets too upset, so it’s funny He’s a lovable punching bag

[@NomadUrpagi]

@@TheRandomhobo123 so if someone doesn't get upset you can keep hating and insulting him? Is this your excuse? To me, everyone is just being an asshole towards someone who did no harm to them. Some people really respect only those who they fear.

[@4ghost26]

Wow your legs must be tired from jumping to all those conclusions. He’s a cartoon character with the purpose to be the butt of jokes, it’s fake, and no one was saying you should treat people that way. God, find something real to get upset about.

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

Everyone except robot santa!

[@crinkly.love-stick]

If zoidberg was a living human, he'd be one of those people who just rubs everyone the wrong way. Not saying he should be bullied, but when the smelly kid in class leans in hard with their stink, instead of even trying to smell slightly better, they're asking for the teasing

[@zakbax7259]

“The balcony club? *I* have an individual membership.” “Zoidberg, get lost!” “I *am* lost. So long.”

[@MilkT0ast]

Ahh you forgot my favorite one: "But you still have Zoidberg... YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!!"

[@ryanjackson1143]

😱😥😭😭😭

[@davidbird60]

"Up yours, Zoidberg. Up wherever your species traditionally crams things."

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"Zoidberg quit turning us on!"

[@killerman-dk5cw]

I only just noticed that when the professor uses matter to make two smaller copies of things, he throws in Zoidberg’s Wedding Album

[@JackPool-lq8ux]

0:56 Bender can’t even eat. He just takes joy in the thought of killing Zoidberg

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

As much as they say Zoidberg is a terrible doctor. None of them have died, despite all the shit theyve gone through, and hes successfully attached frys head to Amys shoulder while in the middle of nowhere with no supplies

[@Willchannel90]

Dr Zoidberg: Why, no one likes the alien lobster. (A lobster cries). They made the lobster cry!

[@codeman7055]

You still have zoidberg, you all still have zoidberg.

[@scratchfinger627]

Zoooooidberg...

[@thomasmendez1843]

Woop woop woop woop

[@MutchGames]

I liked how you ended it on a good note with the pearl praise after all that abuse

[@pencil845]

Extremely solid compilation. Nice job.

[@karenfan010]

bender: is selfish and monsteras to everyone and everyone loves him zoidburg: is nice and kind to everyone and everyone hates him

[@joewilson4514]

LOL to be fair Hermes dream was to see Bender be mangled, whilst he at least thinks Zoidberg is lovable. Leela meanwhile never struck Zoidberg once until he got a shock collar put around her (barring what ifs where she killed everyone.) She beat Bender to a pulp in the video game and kicked him into a grinder and threw him into lava, and she also smacked him so hard his eyes flew out of his head. The Professor also loves Zoidberg, but considers Bender to be awful and horrible and regularly risks his life on pointless deliveries and shot him twice. Amy apart from the romance episode hates Bender and questioned why they should save him, whilst Fry is a lovable goof who gets on with everybody, Bender and Zoidberg.

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

We cant murder someone hideous and annoying! That's what we said about zoidberg and look where that got us... Amy has a point

[@Tony-112]

SKINNER!! why have you commented on this video twice in one day?

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

@@Tony-112 mother I’m a big boy I can post when I want

[@lilkittygirl]

@@Freshlydeliveredegg I think that was Super Nintendo Chalmers

[@donovanb9020]

9:02 God, that was such a genius burn 🤣 I'll never stop loving this show.

[@sophiametcalf4969]

Aww, poor guy. I want to hug him.

[@EmoSkull-hv7fj]

What about the smell?

[@BlackFlash09]

Zoidberg: Help! This stranger is trying to kill me!

[@alexkitty149]

@@BlackFlash09Stench and Stenchibility revealed he doesn’t know what a hug is too:(

[@Thescott16]

9:15 One of my favorite Zoidberg lines because it's just so uncharacteristically self-aware of him... XD

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

Friends ! Friends! I've got barnacles on my tuchus! The long search is over...

[@JamaicanCastle]

"Hooray denied!"

[@Interphased]

"SHUT UP ZOIBGERG!!! ...He's right, Leela"

[@Rey_Palpatine]

The way he said "screwed again, my friend" with a chuckle is somehow brutal af

[@georgesanderson9]

Is it just me or is doctor zoidberg crying the most heartbreaking thing since the show ended

[@loneronin6813]

Zoidberg is my favorite character on this show. He's just so kind to everyone even though they don't deserve it. For some reason the way he says, "Screwed again, my friend.," just cracks me up the most lol

[@christianheichel]

Scruffy has my #1 spot

[@loneronin6813]

@@christianheichel Ok, fair point :) I have to admit I'm still not over the episode with Fry's dog. It's the same reason I can't watch dog movies because they're always too damn sad...

[@redacted2275]

Being gullible and naive doesn't mean being kind.

[@Darkstar263]

"Up yours, Zoidberg! Up wherever your species traditionally crams things!"

[@tomnorton4277]

At least the Professor called Zoidberg "highly delicate matter" before he tossed him in the lava.

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

Why do they hate Zoidberg? We all must love Zoidberg

[@notsureiL]

He smells ;) And he is the only one who is on Santa's nice list. Zoidberg is a good boi.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Hyno-Toad says “we all love Zoidberg”.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

I hate him....

[@Mr1nv1s1ble]

“I hope we all have as much fun tomorrow at my birthd....” ..... “oooohhhh” :(

[@thenewadventuresofhenry6998]

"My dreams of glory died before they were real!" "Welcome to my life!"

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

0:03: unless it's Zoidberg in witch case go nuts

[@Brickboy-wd8bo]

Bender: SHUT UP, ZOIDBERG! Peter: SHUT UP, MEG! Homer: SHUT UP, FLANDERS!

[@Wiiguy1606]

Actually it should be Hermes not bender who says shut up zoidberg

[@jacksonthomas1851]

“Guess what? Hell is real!” “Oh good it works”. I lost it after he said that 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

5:31 Bender and Zoidberg being friendly? The world is ending.

[@dice9270]

Funny enough their legit friends now

[@Nonjola]

Was it ever explained why Hermes hated Zoidberg so much, or does he only hate Zoidberg because he is a crab alien?

[@danielmallory4687]

He deals with financial issues and zoidberg eats alot and doesn't provide enough for what he does

[@zacharyrollick6169]

@@danielmallory4687 Zoidberg is a doctor. He's supposed to be overpaid.

[@andreaswiman8210]

@@zacharyrollick6169 yeah but Zoidberg is more of a butcher than a doctor 😅

[@leonardobianucci6218]

There Is a reason More likely for it. Comedic effect. Everybody always Gang on zoiberg but when Hermes does has a stronger effect because Hermes is usually so chill and lógic about everything. See him being so mad at somebody mostly just by existing make it the jokes hit harder.

[@redacted2275]

Zoidberg is a financial burden to the company, it must drive Hermes crazy, especially when he wants to cut costs. Zoidberg is not efficient, it doesn't even try to be... the total opposite of Hermes. Canonically, there's no official reason.

[@frogmouth2]

I like how they just had 2 ceiling fans within fan-arm of eachother so they’d probably both break if they ever ran.

[@codeman7055]

Bullying will not be tolerated, guess that rule doesn't apply to something tasty with melted butter.

[@redacted2275]

Buttering will be tolerated.

[@thomasmendez1843]

And some lime

[@perryionebrooks6002]

You're right, they are so wrong for bullying him, yet Bender is angry at everyone and they love him

[@nthgth]

So much gold in here. Lemme call out 10:31 "...and _other things."_ LMAO 🤣🤣

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

What are you trying to do? Make an alien human hybrid? Are you coming on to me?

[@auburneytuckerson2959]

Like=Each time Zoidberg is treated better.

[@roboninja565]

I always love how excited bender gets at the thought of being able to have a clam bake with zoidberg lol

[@leahrice5827]

10:17 is and forever will be my most favorite zoidberg moment ever. I'm so happy that it was put in this compilation!

[@sprucewoodtree]

he's literally like the Meg of Futurama 😭

[@hiderirender6904]

10:10 "Zoidberg quit turning us on" lol

[@EsteemedReptile]

"HOORAAAAY!" "Hooray denied!"

[@thatonedude977]

6:50 are we ignoring the fact that this frame at the very least implied that zoidberg made it that far with a person in a romantic sense

[@ghdwk5596]

Zoidberg is the most needlessly hated character in animated history

[@ajduran91ad]

What about the Ed’s?

[@Typhoon_Lex]

*cough* Family guy?

[@leociresi4292]

Mom, Pa, our precious ranch! ( Wongs wail on Zoidberg)

[@cameronkoontz6393]

@@ajduran91ad they constantly tried scamming people out of their money. That was like one of the main aspects of the show!

[@ajduran91ad]

@@cameronkoontz6393 If they hate them, why don’t they just kill them? Is it because they’re trying make this kid friendly or they don’t “truly” hate them?

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

It's so sad that overtime, he becomes totally numb to the abuse

[@just_kos99]

"Mom, he's a cockroach from outer space!" I managed to maintain till that line.

[@lightyearpig12]

Bullying in the workplace will not be tolerated. Unless it's Zoidberg.

[@thomaselliottjohncampbell3024]

Hermes: bullying in the work place will not be tolerated. Also Hermes: proceeds to pick on zoidberg

[@claytondemny]

4:13, to be fair he did just eat the Earth Flag in front of everyone.

[@samalvey8168]

"That's coming out of YOUR pay!"

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

With my last breath.....I CURSE ZOIDBURG!!!!!!

[@lenschwedt9646]

"Guess what, hell is real."

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

Fun fact, you have to wait until 2010 for Leela’s first snipe at him

[@joewilson4514]

I don't know? I LOVE Leela, she is my fave, and she generally is a lot kinder to him, but she did call him hideous in the fox run, and then there is this hilarious line. "I feel like I could stand to hug you. I can't but you know."

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

I love how Leela says he seemed to be the most normal.

[@prickayeey8420]

Hes the only one that never struck me

[@Maekar19]

Forgive me my friend :(( NEVERRR!!

[@samalvey8168]

"I should be weeping! I'm not weeping!"

[@xbox0615]

3:11 Second place? That's a fancy word for losing. You didn't stick your landing!

[@TheRandomhobo123]

“Up where wherever your species traditionally crams things”

[@Psevdonim123]

Two legendary phrases: "Shut up, Zoidberg!" and "Shut up, Meg!"

[@sam-po2mf]

Zoidberg has a very low senses of understanding and High durability he is a perfect example of humanoid crustaceans everything about him is so accurate and funny

[@codeman7055]

Oh good it works, he threw him in without knowing if the spray actually works 😆

[@EmoSkull-hv7fj]

5:57 I wouldn't say that was a hated scene of Dr zoidberg, she knew that he has a tough shell to show that the ring is real

[@arealgamerc7656]

"Hooray denied"

[@joofbing]

The Mars Wang’s hatred towards him is totally justified 😆

[@foreignfat6009]

Well, not really, they told the crew they make themselves like at home. Zoidberg home is dumpster...

[@yoursonisold8743]

The way he basically pretends to be their son always cracks me up.

[@actiongamingvlogs9226]

Yes, he and I quote “Tear up couch, draw moustache on priceless painting and fill pool with brine shrimp”.😂

[@MAGICMUSHI3335]

I remember zoidberg trying to be part of the wong family

[@nwat1993]

Well, he mooches off of them and won't give them grandchild!

[@copperbunnies9849]

8:21 Fry: "Zoidberge get lost" Dr Z "I am lost; so long"

[@boldfugur4099]

Froze the video to zoidberg mooning his friends to write this and not die laughing and there looks of pure wtf is just great 👍🏻

[@McGliga]

Welcome back old, friend! I've missed you terribly You do everything terribly!

[@zakbax7259]

“Craa.” “Keep your jelly away from my eggs.” “Craa?” “So not interested.” “Craa!” “Hmph, I’ve heard *that* line before.”

[@rocketeerjakeharrylamayreb6259]

Zoidbergs the Meg of the future 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

"it sounds clever but doesn't explain much" "Shut up zoidberg" "Okay" Love that one

[@Reddest1000]

Poor Zoidberg. He is a comedian but he sometimes ruin everything Edit: I also love this show. It's a really good childhood

[@claymathewselevator8121]

Roswell That Ends Well is comedy gold

[@lupodelupis3672]

Leave my man Zoidberg alone! He's the nicest dude and the best doctor (as well as being the greatest moocher) of the universe😁

[@randomcommenter3662]

Does zoidberg deserve better yes do i still find it hilarious that everyone treating him like dirt also yes

[@Brickboy-wd8bo]

Meg Griffin: I know how it feels to be hated, Zoidberg.

[@sandhilltucker]

"I thought I was playing for my freedom!" No...

[@NoCreepersPeepers]

"You said you knew how to navigate!" "Stop yelling at me!" *instantly cries*

[@ZhaoYun320]

lmao fucking Bender was the best "Second Place!? Thats a fancy word for Losing..." *Beats Zoidberg with a whip* "YOU *slap* DIDN'T *slap* STICK *slap* YOUR *Slap* LANDING!!! *Slap slap slap* 'Forgive me my friend!!!' "NEVER!!!!!"

[@adamzabielski3685]

Behold: Dr Zoidberg, the Meg Griffin of Futurama!!

[@jakealter5504]

He’s more disgusting but is generally treated better

[@michaelkeaton5394]

"hey don't cut that I need that to speek" *cut faster*

[@kylelovell5139]

Zoidberg is the most down to earth and normal character

[@kessiniktange8861]

"I'm a singing busboy!" "No you're not." That always kills me.