NPC v.s. Trendy Food (Season 6: Eps 1-10) 'Trigger Warning on Flan'

[@superbeefboi1263]

Crazy how hes the only human who manages to make strawberries look like radioactive chicken

[@saltypepper4853]

crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room filled with rats, you know what the rats did to me? they made me crazy

[@Jinxon120]

@@saltypepper4853 thats not how it goes

[@lifeboat6284]

@@saltypepper4853crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy.

[@m3nny125]

@@saltypepper4853 1. its "Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room filled with rats, and rats make me crazy... crazy?" 2. wasnt this trend in tt comment sections only what brought it to yt?💀💀

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

@@Jinxon120 i keep hearing different versions from the original and i cant tell if they all forget the words or if someone else is telling them the wrong words because tHey forgot 🤨🤨

[@nydexe]

Please take a second to appreciate the Cookie at 3:14 just vibing and being happy to be part of the video! :3 He looks so proud

[@abawwuzhou6359]

I was just gonna say that!

[@CaronDriel]

I came down to the comments to find someone else who was appreciating smiley cookie. Thank you.

[@supersayiaginger1244]

Happy to see im not the only one

[@kashtrey]

​@@CaronDrielsmiley cookie is literally the best thing he's ever made and I will defend it until it's gone. Lol

[@aboveaphid]

Bro that’s what I was gonna say 😂

[@prismaticc_abyss]

My dude replacing Kinder Bars with hersheys is like replacing lobster with your radioactive chicken

[@RuailleBuaille]

Also I'm pretty sure there was some variety of Kinder chocolate on the bottom shelf when he panned past the shop shelves - would have been way closer in taste! At least he used Nutella to counteract the Hershey's some. Edit: yep, at 22:07 bottom left corner of screen, second shelf from bottom.

[@nolan..]

@@RuailleBuaillethat was kinder bueno not kinder chocolate bars

[@RuailleBuaille]

@@nolan.. Yeah, but it'd taste more like the kinder chocolate (same brand) than the Hershey's. In the end, the Cheerios were the real enemy though :D

[@dmarsub]

I feel like all of these are bad options tbh.

[@nolan..]

@@RuailleBuaille true

[@GoddesAyu]

"but i eat with an open mind" , sir just so you know you had a chef with 20y work experience dying on the floor of laughter when i saw that THING

[@seafrae2]

The fact that we learned eating Nutella straight out of a jar is better than a 7/10 really gives the scale some weight

[@jeffwells641]

honestly Nutella straight out of the jar is an 8/10, minimum, so anything you put it in that scores less than that means you just made the Nutella worse.

[@Becoming.potatoes]

Ikr but nutella is disgusting

[@The-Medics-Left-Arm]

@@Becoming.potatoesYou're disgusting

[@yt.byliam]

@@Becoming.potatoes yeah so, that’s just wrong.

[@Becoming.potatoes]

@@yt.byliam ?

[@ria_x_rose]

I thought the puss filled blueberries on the "rice crispies" were bad but that absolutely foul looking roadkill flan at the end had it beat

[@magikarp1666]

Roadkill is wild 💀

[@yarengguney]

💀💀

[@KatyaLemonLime]

Not the roadkill flan 😂

[@manfroy0202]

that birria actually looks good

[@Sniperboy5551]

Ox tail saved his recipe

[@toffeemaple7059]

Bro got you hallucinating

[@manfroy0202]

@@Sniperboy5551 yeah I'm also a sucker got ox tail

[@GreNasX3]

@@toffeemaple7059bro never tried birria

[@CyrusGutierrez-g4m]

I think you're just a hater It looks good

[@Nooblperma]

Why is the cookie on the bottom right at 3:15 smiling at me 😭

[@BasedZoomer]

c:

[@Pinkyshadow-x2o]

I thought I was the only one who saw that 🤣🤣🤣🍪🍪

[@pwnthemonkeys]

idk how youtube let this video go up without any disclaimers. that entire flan segment shouldve been posted on live leak.

[@lnkrishnan]

Also should be top post on /r/watchpeoplesurvive and perhaps /r/morbidreality

[@DoppelgangerTH]

@@lnkrishnan yall made me terrified with those comments I thought someone put their fingers into food processor. This is nothing.

[@IAmGodHimself777]

@@DoppelgangerTHI’d rather watch that.

[@guh-t7y]

Dude listens to Drake, chill.

[@DasTaiming]

it's unbelievable how it's obvious that he has skill and knows what he's doing, but at the same time it looks like he's just winging it, and it just turns out fine like it was beginners luck lol

[@Naynin]

(Very late reply) he mentioned in some video that he worked as a line chef before, so that's probably why?

[@BasedZoomer]

I think anyone with less than a professional skill level would look like they're always just winging it if they were constantly showing their first tries and experiments

[@NaKiriAi]

I like to think this guy is top 5 star chef cause you just can't make things look consistently bad and not have any type of skill in the kitchen

[@prettyimq]

It's like that scene in Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse - you can't get everything wrong without knowing all the answers

[@maa-nsidarling3635]

27:56 Lady: "One can of evaporated milk" NPC: "One can of condensed milk" *pours evaporated milk* Lady: "One can of condensed milk" NPC: "and one can of condensed milk" *actually pours condensed milk*

[@robinn7183]

Noboady expects a comedy from a calm and serious voice like yours.....It hits different when I realise, you are able to successfully do it everytime. You get me laughing everytime, the jokes are damn good. Thanks

[@Soupdrinker26]

My fight response has been triggered severely. Do people actually wash their FOOD with CHLOROX?

[@UncleButterworth]

wypipo don bleech dey chiggen

[@cujotwentysix7519]

Absolutely American-tier food quality

[@sarar4270]

did you actually think she was serious?? lmao

[@serapheid3669]

i dunno if this is the same one, but there was a woman on tiktok who did and she got a lot of flak for it. she actually thought it was fine to chemical wash chicken

[@HawkBreland]

I'd actually forgotten this was a thing until I watched this. damn.

[@earthpatel365]

I literally just binged all of your videos and im blessed with more radioactive chicken. Best day of my life.

[@danielnolan8049]

The Kinder Bars felt like watching someone substituting pasta/pizza sauce with ketchup but at every level. Actually kind of cool to see how the substitutions slowly change the final product away from what the recipe promised.

[@deathdude42]

This guy could have an entire extra series where he just remakes old recipes he tried but actually has the right ingredients this time.

[@adrianli7559]

That would mean remaking all of his videos

[@jxoelwmsb]

bro the video format

[@enchiladaslayer61]

Kinder bars in America don't taste good anyway

[@chess6602]

@@enchiladaslayer61interestingly, it’s to do with the development of chocolate in America. In the UK, for example, Cadbury’s solution to ensuring chocolate wouldn’t spoil was to just use what was basically spoiled milk in the first place. In America, however, Hersheys chose to use a compound found in bile (part of what gives bile it’s taste) as a preservative, which is why to some people Hersheys (and some other brands which have American-produced variants) literally tastes like sick 😅 Do love how difference in food flavours just came from a competition between two companies of how they could stop their products spoiling

[@justaperson6449]

I started to wonder what “trigger warning” on the flan meant… then I saw it. I dunno what kinda phobia it is but I have it now. I’m charging you for my therapy, thenkew

[@NShll-sd9yw]

Trypophobia, I have it too.

[@goose_president5504]

Yeah it makes me extremely uncomfortable and makes you want to claw on my skin that is how bad it is I can't describe the feeling

[@Unknownwomen6789]

​@@NShll-sd9ywI also have it but it didn't trigger this time just holes close to each other will make my skin crawl

[@joshc5613]

I'd say an emetophobia warning. bc it definitely looks like vomit

[@kirkendauhl6990]

This guy's going places. Not to therapy, but places.

[@megazombiekiller9000]

That lava cake was just straight up undercooked cake. It’s like they never even saw Chef.

[@jords5324]

since he used a very big mug instead of 3 smaller ones, his was probably even more undercook than usual

[@megazombiekiller9000]

@@jords5324 honestly his would’ve benefitted greatly from having a big frozen chunk of hazelnut ganache instead with a thinner cake layer around it.

[@KVWI]

That's a variation on the method, easier for a home cook and still relatively good Ganache version obviously technically superior though

[@megazombiekiller9000]

@@KVWI anything worth doing is worth doing right.

[@CogitoSensei]

>That lava cake was just straight up undercooked cake That's literally what lava cake is. Good job getting 150 likes from people who haven't spent more than an hour in the kitchen in the past month, though.

[@oran_berry]

It's surprising when the most shocking thing in the video isn't something FutureCanoe did. That fried chicken woman said she soaks her chicken in Clorox water???💀💀

[@Emerii1]

Was looking for this comment 🤢 do they leave their chicken just sit on the counter all day or what?!

[@myjewelry4u]

I was thinking the same thing, I had to rewind to double check she said “Clorox”… wtf?

[@curiousgeorge2082]

this is a phenomenon amongst black people. I've seen so many of their recipes call for soaking their chicken with clorox. Idk wtf they smoking

[@cranktherider4302]

untrue. its a thing amongst the right wing for some reason. they call it miracle mineral cure... its a scam p much

[@TaycatPoyo]

@@curiousgeorge2082 "it kills the salmonella!" they say as they then RINSE THE TURKEY AND CHICKEN IN THEIR SINK, SPREADING THE GERMS

[@shadowseal972]

You know it’s good when there’s a trigger warning

[@PWCDN]

it did not disappoint. Quite accurate actually.

[@sutpecna]

The comparison between the latina lady's flan and Canoe's flan is how I see myself in the mirror vs how I actually look like in pictures

[@JonnytheWin]

The cookies looked so happy to be made well (the bottom right corner one is even smiling at us) 😂😂😂 3:19

[@Ria.ray77257]

Haha😂 I didn't even notice that, it's kinda cute tho, aw

[@t_lxpathy3062]

3:16 the cookie at the front smilling at you is the custest thing ever🥺

[@thunder_8olt550]

bro ate tacos so good he started rapping 💀

[@scynicalhumanbean]

I love it how you don't even try to make it look presentable and beautiful. You just cook as any of those watching you, aka average mortals. The most relatable content. You make me feel at home. Thank you.

[@eqinoo3746]

3:15 you know "the best recipe" is the best when the Cookie you've made is smiling at you 😂

[@bm_peep48]

You’re right I hadn’t even noticed 😂 it’s so cute lmao

[@xNiteTime]

anybody notice she soaked her chicken in CLORAX water and vinegar?

[@pissum420]

I genuinely do not understand what she means by Clorax water either cause I’m giving her the benefit of a doubt and hoping it’s not bleach

[@NecromancyForKids]

Yeah, I'm not sure what she meant by that. Hoping that she didn't actually "wash" the chicken.

[@jjpprrrr]

I guess she meant chloric water, which is basically tap water that contains chlorine.

[@hopejohnson6347]

@@pissum420 sadly, Chlorox IS bleach... and yeah - DON'T do that.

[@thebender7458]

Wypipo don bleach dey chiggen

[@anita_fumeta_uwu5029]

Bro even found radioactive oxtail to keep it consistent, that is what I call commitment

[@stickypickle1656]

“This is my 13th reason” 😂😂😂😂

[@Setashi]

Ripping a stack of cookies in half is demented.

[@imSummi]

3:25 that bottom right cookie is visibly very happy. E A T I T

[@suive9]

10:37 I love you made a poem with reviewing. It's so satisfying ❤‍🔥

[@desuroth8731]

I couldn't handle the Mold look. You made my day with this commentary, thank you so much.

[@njerim.8534]

When he said; I just realised mould infestation is the default look of most of my dishes 💀

[@feltpuppets9429]

I love how at 16:47 one of the chocolate chips straight up ignites and turns into charcoal

[@thmai1895]

Keep it up mate.

[@vargovb5783]

He is basically a midnight chef who lets their intrusive thoughts win😂

[@SynthRockViking]

"Flan" looks like caramel pudding Very heat sensitive, every cook (and their oven) requires a personalized recipe ☝

[@broitsmikey]

FUTURE CANOE IS RIPPED?

[@TheIniciado]

As a native Spanish speaker, I can say you translated it almost perfectly. That made me proud

[@markphillips3007]

28:39 "make sure nothing's moldy" lol

[@EdoardoSimonetti87]

The description of the flan taste killed me. Laughed so long and hard xD

[@aynain1810]

Love how committed he is to saying cinnaminamom rolls

[@Zothiqueness]

No one's gonna talk about the girl soaking her chicken in bleach water huh.

[@ghinalikki]

25:41 not Clorox water and vinegar oh lord. She’s literally using chlorine gas as a marinade method.

[@logancontracier7125]

Dude my thoughts exactly 😂

[@bonk4199]

The "alright, thank you." Gets me everytime.

[@annie1313uwu]

Mister Canoe, I just want you to know that your voice is incredibly soothing after a night of horror movies when I'm scared to sleep. Bless you for making longer videos I can just leave on as background noise. Ps. If you ever start a Channel where you just read cookbooks cover to cover as background noise, I feel like a handful of us would put those videos to work

[@tickbext]

Gonna cook everything you've shown (i won't i'm too lazy)

[@Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist]

The fact that everything he cooks looks like someone shat on the plate doesn't make it any better.

[@samiroberts6813]

​@@Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationistat least it was good🤷‍♀️

[@urdetox7652]

Good hes making a ‚but lazier‘ series

[@Kzstro]

@@urdetox7652I let a bottle of milk sit in my room for a month and now there’s a ecosystem in it

[@lisamarie852]

I didn’t know there was a genre for comedy cooking shows, but here I am 😂

[@jeanishawtmanz8397]

He’s the only cooking channel who makes recipes that are actually going to turn out as seen in the video

[@wojciechgaka9317]

3:15 i am in love with the pure "being happy to be there" smile on the cookie on bottom right

[@nothinghere7391]

You know you've made it when you use LINDT chocolate in your chocolate chip cookies

[@MYuvan-xn9bq]

At 10:38 bros taco was sooo good he started rapping ☠

[@petergray6867]

I love your use of saturation levels and exposure to make things look so npc

[@fakenails]

Did she say "Clorox water" for the chicken washing?

[@elli9926]

11:00 bro was spittin bars

[@dvizr]

The audio compression on that lava cake video was so extreme you can hear the flies banging in the trash can across the room.

[@MadaraUchiha-xk4ho]

😢bro became poetic at 10:58

[@malakhi3836]

Your videos are so addictive, I’ve literally binged all of them 😭. Not even joking, the food you makes looks so good(usually).

[@SamTheMan99]

"As you can hear my homies are over and they're pretty hungry so I gotta glaze them up fast... I mean the cinnamon rolls." I don't know why but just the way you say makes it that much funnier. Also Love you content.

[@celineeeeeeee]

That “cinnamonanimmm😩” at 12:29 got me dead💀

[@Voetie]

3:18 that cookie looks so happy u made him

[@sutpecna]

Bro really said "🙂"

[@SquareViking]

I'm new to this journey, and I gotta say, I love how he SOMETIMES goes all-in on execution, and other times just go "Kinder? Eh, fuck it, here's some chocolate and nutella... And Cheerios instead of rice krispies... And blue berries.".

[@imchrisu]

Why is this my favorite cooking channel on KZbin, I don't understand.

[@Gingyisthatguy]

Did she really say that she soaked her chicken in bleach at 25:40 ?

[@MrWojoRising5446]

Yeah I was wondering about that too.

[@notstorm208]

bleach and vinegar which makes chlorine gas

[@Uthwita]

​@@notstorm208that's bleach and ammonia.

[@notstorm208]

@@Uthwita bleach and vinegar too, look it up

[@Encucumbered]

​@@UthwitaBleach and ammonia make chloramine gas, bleach and vinegar make chlorine gas.

[@areichental]

I've done those cookies. I think Alvin's are slightly better but they're both epicly tasty. Good stuff dude! Btw, I've done that cinnamon roll recipe adding trader Joe's sweet and spicy pecans to the filling and adding marscapone cheese and matcha to the icing. It's my wife's favorite.

[@jessislistless]

I have all these ingredients! Can’t wait to try it your way 😍

[@areichental]

@jessislistless time consuming but 100% worth it! If you do try it, lemme know!

[@giovarney]

Number 9... Who let her cook?! 🤣

[@HydeTheGemini]

This guys sense of humor is 👌🏻

[@Cixtrist]

I cooked grilled cheese (Muenster/colby jack in classic white w butter) and creamy tomato soup while I watched this. I’m usually not motivated to actually cook recently, and have been opting for cup ramen WAY too often to be healthy. So thank you for the inspiration to eat something healthier while I needed it. Your voice is soothing af (seriously, you should read scary stories to sleep to on a second channel or something). Your jokes even made me giggle and smile every step of the way…. I got laid off this month, and finding your channel has been so helpful in keeping my spirits high. So as long it makes you happy to do so? Please keep making videos ❤

[@ISmellTensionAmongstTheCrew]

This guy is amazing, he always make me laugh🤣

[@casseynyanganga4637]

I love your “alright thank you “at the end it’s soo polite🥹🥹

[@gabyy1827]

Comments may roast him but he's entertaining af He made 30 minutes feel like 10

[@SharkyTheBoss1216]

3:27 bottom right cookie looks like a smile :)

[@brooklyndeon414]

THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO EAT A CINNANMMON ROLL! Got me rolling on the floor

[@ohmanhobishittt5512]

3:27 the bottom right cookie looks like it has a smiley face on It

[@Lololeelee]

FutureCanoe’s rendering of the recipe is always much better than the chef’s. All hail!

[@myoo3]

Here's the chocolate chip cookie recipe for u guys (can't find the recipe on his IG so I found it on the OP's web): INGREDIENTS for 12 cookies ½ cup granulated sugar(100 g) ¾ cup brown sugar(165 g), packed 1 teaspoon salt ½ cup unsalted butter(115 g), melted 1 large egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 ¼ cups all-purpose flour(155 g) ½ teaspoon baking soda 4 oz milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks(110 g) 4 oz dark chocolate chunk(110 g), or your preference PREPARATION - In a large bowl, whisk together the sugars, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps. - Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before falling back into the mixture. - Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold the mixture with a spatula (Be careful not to overmix, which would cause the gluten in the flour to toughen resulting in cakier cookies). - Fold in the chocolate chunks, then chill the dough for at least 30 minutes. For a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, chill the dough overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be. - Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. - Scoop the dough with an ice-cream scoop onto a parchment paper-lined baking sheet, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between cookies and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. - Bake for 12-15 minutes, until the edges have started to barely brown. - Cool completely before serving.

[@zacahm1772]

At 3:26 the cookie at the bottom looks like it has a smile on it

[@inspectahbaby5333]

that lava cake definitely should've been cooked longer, but even the original recipe didn't cook it long enough. it was straight up warm batter.

[@illford]

Something about the birria guy unerves

[@rkmugen]

4:28 Why is every other country's egg yolks so dark orange, compared to our anemic-looking, American grocery store egg yolks? Maybe instead of feeding the chickens corn.... we're feeding them with......... RICE.

[@akalichamp7030]

Could have something to do with shipping maybe. My eggs were always anemic looking too (i live in america as well) but once I got my own chickens, the yolks are dark af

[@eirdonne_]

@@akalichamp7030 its cuz of the beta carotene or smth whatever you feed ur chickens. the stuff in carrots that makes it orange. its all with the chickens feed

[@CoxTH]

Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake, that's not what makes the center molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache, you set it in the ramekin, so as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten.

[@Tonvinundfloria]

As a professionally trained pastry cook there's a reason there are different flours, all purpose can be used but the point of mixing flours is both a different taste and texture , cake flour creates a more airy light texture, bread flour creates a more doughy thought texture and all purpose is a mixture between the two

[@corina753]

Does anyone else see the cookie with a weird smile from the first recipe 😂

[@Shoppingcartapuses]

25:40 nah did she just say her chicken got done soaking in clorox water?? 💀

[@vivakatrob13]

I immediately loved you 10X more when you said “dink it and sink it”…are you a mythical beast!? Love Rhett and Link! ❤😂

[@mainlyjm]

The inside of that flan looks like blended up snails

[@olympus_drops5500]

25:42 Did she say chlorox water ?

[@chge83]

yup

[@Izoto_o]

I don't appreciate the lack of laughs the "condensed milk" joke is getting. That joke was way funnier than it needed to be

[@Colby_Knows]

25:42 she said she soaked the chicken in "clorox water & vinegar" 💀☠💀☠

[@FizzyKid-zz8tx]

10:56 bro was spittin bars fr

[@nokitadokuhebi8991]

love when he just makes his own entirely different recipe

[@kaishidani]

3:15 Duuude rhat cookie on the bottom right is the best example of "smile even when your life is all screwed"

[@fraisegato]

Apart from the amazing contents, I just love how his voice sounds like. It's like heaven to my ears =w=

[@christmasdespacito2505]

as a mexican i actually can't believe what im watching i should've taken the trigger warning seriously my god

[@seventeen9633]

ayo 3:14 the bottom right cookie is smiling C:

[@TheAllAroundMan]

That clip of Gordon Ramsay going "hayaaaaa" will never get old to me

[@N24revision12]

Oaxaca! This man is getting more relatable by the minute no bother for expensive broth but u gotta have cheese man

[@khacminh4967]

3:22 that cookie on the bottom right is smiling :D

[@sweeney2415]

can’t wait to see him rate all tuhyen recipes one through tuhyen

[@roxstuff]

28:44 "the mixture is silky smooth"