Testing Viral Recipes (Season 5 - Ep. 1-10)

[@MrFlowerPotofDeath]

Finally a relatable food tuber.

[@nidalspam509]

Honestly, I subscribed so fast

[@sweetmeatjuice]

thanks robotnik

[@silwerfoxx4212]

I love your videos, usually I get hungry when I watch videos about food. But not yours! Thank you.

[@suhaanwasu515]

lmfaoo

[@shiniyo_pere]

Crying

[@shycats2592]

😂 dyin

[@JF-NYC-NJ-Girl]

Savage 😂

[@fjbon1681]

😂😂😂

[@Kirn.]

This is the low quality content I subscribed for.

[@hiki5756]

thats the highest low quality i ever have seen

[@lucapeyrefitte6899]

It would be high quality if he had a whisk

[@normaleverydayman7004]

The feeling is like we doing it fr Sometimes the ingredient unavailable and lazy just substitute

[@Ncaron531]

It feels so real i hope it never gets better

[@TheFlorencias]

Exactly

[@ria_x_rose]

As a baker and someone who has perfected my fudgey brownie recepie, the one this woman gave you was incredibly uneccessary. There is absolutely no point in having both melted butter and oil as the butter already provides the combining agent, moisture and richness as well as better flavour and desired leavening. The whole point of using brown sugar is that it creates the fudge texture when its melted due to the molasses...she just disolved it to hell with the eggs, completely defeating its purpose. And she was wrong about the crust, the eggs are what causes that. You will always get that as long as you have egg whites and sugar in there. The cornstarch in the powdered sugar and the powdered milk would just dry it up more (also adding more sweetness + grit) and had to offset it with less flour making you get extra ingredients for a worse result. Adding the powdered milk for a richer flavour is fine in the proper ratios, but not necessary if you properly browned the butter and cocoa mix and added vanilla and salt....which she didn't????? What you ate was an oily brownie with melted chocolate..you could have made an actual fudgey brownie batter in 15 minutes and with half the ingredients....Tiktok baking makes me want to scream bro.

[@manhtuyennguyen7883]

love ur comment btw

[@GooseVis56]

do you have a good *fudgy* brownie recipe i could use 👀

[@zephyr-mq3cv]

@@GooseVis56now you asking real questions

[@Iminsideyourwall_]

Oh you really look like a baker!

[@lolzaloud]

Most of these recipes are awful. Adding salt directly to the yeast for the focaccia? lawd.

[@midenarithmos9200]

I love how he always politely says thank you after creating murder scenes in his kitchen.

[@GorabisnotGorab]

19:52 didn’t expect him to be absolutely ripped

[@eisigkivamanuel7014]

19:33 my guy is out here flexing his insane biceps, Props to him.

[@grayuda1350]

was about to comment but needed to make sure i wasn’t the only one

[@Sansan-om5tq]

@@grayuda1350same! Always thought this was a little chubby boy, but noooooo, look at those arms!

[@paysonknight4575]

I didn’t realize how ripped he is like dang

[@ellicurus]

Not me pausing at 20:07 and scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else said anything 👀

[@davanchiii]

​@@ellicurus ikr, same 😂

[@greenuvlight]

This man doesn't just have atomic chicken, his power levels are so strong that he wears a hoodie with shorts

[@Ssjvaca]

isn't that normal

[@greenuvlight]

@@Ssjvaca bro it's nearly summer come on

[@Lowtendo]

​@@greenuvlight this mf doesn't know about AC

[@greenuvlight]

@@Lowtendo not American so ofc I don't son plus how does that justify using that abnormal combo in summer

[@Lowtendo]

@@greenuvlight I keep my house at 65 fahrenheit or about 18 celsius, so no t-shirt with a hoodie and basketball shorts is ideal. Peak comfy outfit for lounging around

[@Bubu-of7zm]

The thai curry chicken is beyond radiated, its on those abyssal hell type-ish level 💀

[@twdjt6245]

Right, like where tf is that guy buying his chicken???

[@chervoviytuz]

@@twdjt6245Costco

[@doursen]

@@twdjt6245He’s using discolouration with his camera/editing.

[@diputston]

​@@twdjt6245those chicken look normal for me I live in tropical country lol i think that why

[@illford]

​@@diputstonngl the lighting is prolly messing with you

[@twdjt6245]

This guy has made me realize that I don’t need to be such a perfectionist when following recipe videos 😂

[@alessandro9609]

When making pancakes or crepes, it's tradition (here in Italy, at least) that the first one is never to be considered a "real" version of what you're trying to make, as it only serves to prep the pan

[@doubtful_seer]

American pancakes are like that too

[@miiiooo7731]

U r so right ma guy, in Germany we do it exactly how u described it

[@ノホモ]

Makes sense. Everytime I make crepes, the first one looks like dogshit. I usually give my sister that one 😊

[@taktika4764]

Russian pancakes are nothing like the ones that were made there but we have this tradition too There is even a saying "первый блин всегда комом" which roughly translates to "the first pancake always looks like a lump"

[@Luckmann]

Swede here, same. First is always a failure that tastes really good.

[@Black.Templar_002]

i love how he said "tattooed barista" like theres any other kind of barista

[@mekullag]

when I applied at starbucks I wore a long sleeved shirt to cover my lack of tattoos 🐧

[@fjbon1681]

😂😂😂

[@BM_100]

​@mekullag Do you have penguin tattoos?

[@YesIAmDavid]

“It almost tastes like a pear for some reason” I laughed so hard I don’t even know why

[@cancan-wc9kx]

ngl i really enjoyed your real npc restaurant reviews.

[@MMPro2474]

I can't get over how every time the instagram comments completely roast this man's cooking brooooo💀

[@bouldersmashing]

you are such a high quality dude living in a low quality world. I love your editing and dry humor ❤🎉

[@hardeekyadav4323]

You are honestly the most relatable and funny food KZbinr out there. Keep up the good work and I wish you the very best for the future

[@ennlikesitall]

I love how he trynna substitute most of the ingredients 😂😂 I love it.. show how struggling you can be, and also how I don't want to go to grocery to get the ingredients when I can just swap it with that I have at home.. Not a hate comment really.. this is great😂😂

[@dimps_]

19:47 bro be having those radioactive hulk arms goddamn

[@chibibuffalo]

More like radioactive from all that weird ass chicken breast

[@amulya7342]

Daddy canoe

[@mrpoutine999]

this man's ability too make everything look green is unreal

[@MariaKiran1]

💀😂😂😂

[@Kulepennstrek]

So funny that you go out to get a required ingredient and still come back with a substitute technically

[@seaofbees783]

i was gonna say does he not know baby formula and milk powder are different 😭

[@Selan356]

you should do a collab! ''Overly excited food influencer vs npc''

[@kirkendauhl6990]

He'd have to do a hands-only view to hide his face, also I nominate Joshia Weissman for the overly excited cook he should collab with. Or Babish since they're in the same state

[@Forestcherry989]

i knew that was frozen chicken from costco bc i use the same thing to... feed my dog....

[@zephyr-mq3cv]

That bad, huh?

[@IAmGodHimself777]

@@zephyr-mq3cvHe’s a horrible owner. That garbage shouldn’t be fed to a dog.

[@soul_tatoes]

[ 11:06 ] i love the random use of K-pop songs in these videos😭

[@nicetometra]

right I love it ❤

[@scarm_rune]

i don't

[@soul_tatoes]

@@scarm_rune womp womp prepubescent boy

[@alishaamaheshkumarp.4692]

19:47 damnn that bicep looking good futurecanoe

[@EmiryCoco18]

That “ah 😳” sound when the pear dropped 🤣🤣🤣

[@djgari]

he doesn't need to worry about the salmonella in that chicken, it probably died in there as well

[@countbaseyorio]

The radio active chicken is fueling his gains like sir your arms are gains goals lol

[@janteo1]

the apple tart with pears gotta be the most Future Canoe thing out there, besides radioactive chicken

[@heromedley]

if you put canoe’s chicken in a geiger counter it will start to beatbox uncontrollably

[@miiiooo7731]

Most unappreciated comment ever

[@twintek1099]

19:50 those are the biceps of a master ligma fork stirer.

[@trontosaurusrex9532]

Bro gets his chicken from swamps.

[@mylesfoxx1383]

The moldy crust was vile… I love it

[@umbrellacorp.]

23:00 The way she talks. 😂

[@seanplaysgames2551]

as a teenager learning how to cook, you make me feel better about my lack of skill cuz you dont try to be a professional, you make great videos and you teach me a lot

[@pixamech3602]

If you want fluffier pancakes, sieve the flower. It doesn't sound as if it would make a big difference, but believe me, it does!😊

[@tortwogaa]

2:40 I got jumpscared by Zucc 💀💀

[@Toodeadtocare]

The captions says "p0rn nice job team" 😭😭😭

[@WaraiTube]

I love your videos. I took a nap, the sounds always woke me up just a bit, but i fall asleep right away. 10/10 would reccoment

[@AntaresMDiaz]

The SNSD song got me. I will stay here forever.

[@nicetometra]

was looking for this comment ❤ love snsd

[@soul_tatoes]

same omd 😭😭❤

[@lorihouchin4732]

You're so funny 🤣 and a good cook who is very knowledgeable and I'm always impressed how fearless you are in the kitchen using recipes with your questionable ingredients to make some semblance of the original recipe. I appreciate you and your channel I look forward to the next video👍🙂

[@liana8824]

I must I love his use of putting some random K-pop in the videos ✌🏽

[@Scerttle]

14:00 that's actually REALLY good wtf, he is evolving faster than we can keep up.

[@Fujitsu_Scanner]

That SNSD Gee gave me nostalgia

[@salo_ome]

dipping in the sauce on the table is the most relatable thing i've seen so far

[@Brodontuseme]

Stopppp I’m actually falling in love with a faceless funny person on KZbin… oh no it’s not you futurecanoe it’s the person that runs your brain/personality

[@blackdoge4151]

i never knew how ripped this dude was untill this vid

[@Ghxst3]

23:00 "today i wanted to eat a crossaint" "quaso"

[@AnaosPoffu]

you're my favorite person rn i laugh every single vid, youre amazing 😭

[@lizzykayOT7]

Someone get this guy a whisk. Please. Never mind, I just burned myself making toast. So Good Job Team!

[@alainadacosta1222]

Lol the Hailee Steinfeld starving edit got me. For the donuts, the sugar needed to caramelize (get golden brown) for the crunch

[@Looowy]

Yooo this cream pi-..cake looks so good ..

[@anita_fumeta_uwu5029]

The olive oil be having what producers think a female character arc is💅

[@titag6111]

the unedited edited KZbinr

[@SILENTXNINJA7]

FutureCanoe is the content that YT needs

[@guac_mantaters5683]

I adore the dynamic between this guy and his followers

[@OfficiallyMaidenless]

When you cook mushrooms, you shouldn't start off with oil. Mushrooms are full of moisture, so letting them sweat off in a dry pan first is the best way to get some colour on them, and once they start looking drier, that's when you add some fat for them to soak up, preferably butter

[@damascus21]

This taught me that viral recipe videos are really fucking obnoxious

[@lachlanjennings607]

i never new how much i needed this channel thank you for the best food content on youtube

[@madisoncao1620]

“today we’re gonna follow his instructions and do a cream p- cake…”😂😂

[@TheLindagdetroit]

I wheeze-laughed way too hard at the olive oil.

[@I_gnatz_93]

There's a simple trick for the chocolate I've learned Just get a pot of water boiling, pull it off your heat source, add the bowl of chocolate and let it do the work for you Not sure if anyone mentioned it already just wanted to help

[@justsomeguy4553]

My man is buying his chicken in the dark web.

[@greenuvlight]

I just started the video and I already have a REALLY bad feeling especially after seeing the cocoa being eviscerated into nothingness in mere seconds

[@serene_togepi]

loved all the kpop references this time. also these were all terrifying

[@shadysunflower2099]

19:47 ??? I have never seen his arms before and IM SHOOK by them biceps, dayum

[@HoneyPastry]

23:00 him imitating this girl’s voice made me cackle 😭

[@alrangelal]

That "nice job, team" gets me every single time.

[@DanzaSlap]

I just cast this to my TV and let it play while I wondered what happened to my life.

[@flapdrol]

12:31 Beating it until it's completely dissolved is my specialty.

[@v.novanian1861]

Bro really was an king of an npc this time with this kind of content make me laugh only with the dry humor

[@spike282]

One of the best anime show if not the best

[@CaineTite]

Can someone give this man a stand mixer or had mixer? sponsors this man

[@shiniyo_pere]

Ligma fork is enough

[@justinblin]

The ligma fork should be a hate crime 😂

[@Sniperboy5551]

Crimes against food, he should be sent to the Hague

[@szymonbieszczad3626]

This man’s attitude 😂🔥💯

[@FearlessPhoenix0725]

This is the first video I've seen of yours and I'm hooked... You're awesome

[@plebiian]

i love your videos man theyre so silly

[@avxks]

You're my new husband material type of man. The humor, the cooking, absolutely incredible

[@kimmy8608]

You should try making Claire Saffitz croissants :)

[@vanessaanderson7913]

17:16 My little sister uses the same mixer and as soon as I saw it I was like “is she gonna show her turning the bowl in the video?” And sure enough 😅 (You have to turn the bowl while it’s mixing which is why it’s off-centered)

[@Golden_Fares]

I laughed so hard when he said i choped my cucumber

[@HaetDedhia]

I'm oddly addicted to this. I don't even eat non-vegetarian!

[@damodartimalsena7159]

Man got guns😍😍

[@shiniyo_pere]

Fr 💪

[@TaintedMidnite]

Literally dying at the commentary for the chicken sandwhich 😂😂😂

[@Jayloves_cats]

19:48 this guy WORKS OUT

[@jasonlor9735]

I love the instagram comments more than the cooking.

[@NomenclaturalMan]

"I don't think my dough has a smooth side" Me when I make bread

[@EnlightendBeast999]

Bros biceps during the brulee donut..........d......dad?

[@laz7777]

Why's the fried chicken lady sound like she accidentally doubled up on her thorazine?

[@trontosaurusrex9532]

Probably wasn't an accident.

[@sagew1312]

Idk why it made me laugh so hard when you ate the pancake and Cupid randomly cut in

[@MOCCHA101]

This guy never fails to disappoint.

[@AwoooOga3503]

Not me looking at his biceps like a Donut 😗

[@MikeyEatAcid]

PAUSE

[@AwoooOga3503]

@@MikeyEatAcid 🤣

[@originalname1239]

Those brownies actually looked really good. I don’t know what the hell instagram was on that made it look bad.

[@xvInoahIvx]

XD freaking kirkland giving you a bad name with their power plant chickens

[@JustAlexanderYBXON]

11:00 Ah, yes. A masterpiece indeed 👨‍🍳💋

[@nisahbee]

I hate how some of these people talk in some tutorials💀it triggers my fight or flight

[@smartperson1]

They're insufferable. Very happy our boi talks like a real person, not a cartoon character.

[@TurtleTheGoat415]

nice job team 🤓

[@NashiruHamtaki]

Bro I love this series. Keep it coming.

[@twintek1099]

The first pancake looks so much better.

[@umbrellacorp.]

20:38 High Quality Apples.🍐😎👍💯

[@alex-l7h]

19:42 bro is JACKED wtf