Gabrielle Union asks about childhood crushes | Handsome

Gabrielle Union makes the Handsome hosts giggle with a question about childhood crushes, plus polite conversation at the strip club, Fortune's slicked back hair, Urban Cowboy, and more!
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[@vss5383]

Where's the video? I need to see you Handsomes!! 🤍🤍

[@kathyjones1078]

What’s the point of being handsome if we can’t see you?

[@dr-fd8zn]

No video anymore? The last one didn't have and now this one doesn't. My favorite part is seeing the Handsomes

[@janelleelizabeth]

Even if it’s just zoom footage we’d love to see you guys!

[@megantice1648]

Mae needs to do an episode of drunk history!!!

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

OMG Mae on Drunk History would be hilarious. I believe they stopped producing the series. I found Fortunes episode 10 season 3. She did great! She was feeling good but not sloppy drunk. Still had her wits about her.👏

[@rachelritchings6172]

I LOVE every time Tig says FORTUNE!

[@brittanynargang7498]

My favorite 😂

[@brittanynargang7498]

We need "FORTUNE!!" MERCH LOL I love the "scolding" after she says something off the wall 😂

[@muppetoid]

OMG, 😂 when Tig said “sweater vests with patches on the elbows” I tried to picture it and 30 seconds later my brain said, “wait - vests don’t have elbows!”

[@Martian_Holiday]

My brain put the patches on a dress shirt under the vest. 😂

[@Amanda-em7jd]

“Fortune!” Lol it kills me everytime!!!

[@TerraRiley]

I'm really spoiled with the videos. I need to see handsome faces. I'm heavily involved with the pod and I miss seein' my friends- ya know the little cowboys and pretty lil ladies.

[@heatherkaye8653]

Ok, now, this is just cruel. You guys tease us with 2 videos and then you rip them away. You can't treat your children like this! 🥺

[@kelly6677]

Am I the only one that gets immense amounts of joy from the image of a bunch of Uber attractive celebrities sitting in a room and feeling *self-conscious*?

[@NIGHTGUYRYAN]

i BELIEVE the term is "grandma's problem area whipped" 😂😂😂

[@nisha7582]

Just the best pod!!! The only thing that make it better is video footage.... even if it is the Zoom footage....

[@laurelrobbins8673]

I wouldn’t call it a crush, but you, Tig, are definitely in my top ten favorite actors in all of the Star Trek series. You three really crack me up for sure!

[@Val-rd4lb]

Fortune, missing out when we were young at our age was just the queer experience for most of us. The younger folks these days are so damn lucky, they have no idea

[@hailynewma9122]

so on time I needed this to remind me of what day it is how handsome is that

[@djjoelley931]

This podcast just keeps getting better and better!

[@LilPurplNicks]

New fav podcasts!! Thanks for all the laughs!!💜💜

[@bethshupp-george5593]

Have you read Fried Green Tomatoes? In the book, they’re totally in a relationship, but it was the 90s, so the movie only hinted at it.

[@NE8675309]

Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore were my first crushes. I used to watch Miss Congeniality, Practical Magic, Charlies' Angels and Ever After on repeat. Gabrielle Union was also another one of my main childhood crushes growing up. As a kid, it always baffled me that everybody's obsessed with her friend in 10 Things I Hate About You, because she's right there?! She was stunning 20 years ago, and is just as stunning now, if not even more so. Absolute bombshell!

[@sarahcraig2930]

Literally laughing out loud at work right now!

[@kristinamusantejd735]

What a fun pod- Handsomes. Mae’s strip club story is epic 😂 w Birtrum impressions.

[@simonedulcie3853]

...omg, this is SO hilarious!😄🌻❤...thank you handsomes for the laughs!❤...I don’t know if you know how happy this podcast is making me! 😄...what about Leonardo DiCaprio?...and Kate winslet(!)...lol. ...I used to love to sing, as a kid, and I would sing Bette Midlers’ “from a distance”, ALL the time!...I almost died, during the part where fortune describes herself as a mafia member, with slicked back hair, a sweatsuit, and a salami sandwich🤣Lol...fortune- I’m sure there are people who had crushes on you!😀

[@GreenCatEye78]

y'all the phrase "do me a solid" was used in Seinfeld-the urban dictionary says this about the phrase: The term was first used in the Northeastern United States, particularly in urban environments, at least as early as the mid 1980's, long prior to the Seinfeld episode usage.

[@GreenCatEye78]

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[@aprylatoms]

Actually...Tig has been one of my celebrity crushes since I discovered One Mississippi. I watched that series over and over. Yes, indeed I would 💞 to smash it, Handsome indeed.

[@Chili1976]

where do you think “all that and a bag of chips” comes from? 😂 but now i wonder 🤣

[@stephmcdermott2684]

Childhood crush was Brendan Fraser and my adult crush is Tig. But all of you are the handsomest!

[@ravennc5964]

This is the best thing that ever happened.

[@selinahoxit2151]

What a podcast!!!!

[@simsbanshee]

Won't be coming back unless there are videos. This is KZbin! We demand video!

[@romanengland9544]

Great pod. Really great that yall are doing this- my favorite handsome comics for sure. Fortune I saw you in Salt Lake a couple years ago and you killed, Mae I saw your show Feel Good and related, Tig I've loved you since The Sarah Silverman Show and recently rewatched your Happy To Be Here special- first time I laughed out loud so hard in months so thank you. 39, trans dude here, and fun fact is I worked for a wilderness therapy company 2009-2010, moved to Utah for it. Was 25 at the time and pretty naive, thought I was doing good things, but some of the staff clearly enjoyed messing with clients for their own sadistic pleasure, huge hypocrites- like gave speeches demonizing pot and then blazed up a storm on our off shifts. I recognized right away that I could have used a program like that in my substance abuse days to set me straight. But I feel weird about working there now. Staff switched out every eight days (six days off, nice, but on shift and on demand for eight straight) but the clients would be in the field (tarp shelters only, no buildings) for months on end. It was behavior modification or yeah, brainwashing. I digress. What an autistic rant, sorry. (Continues autistic rant...) Just moved to Durham NC in September for the job of my dreams- so far so good, see you when you come through Fortune! And Mae and Tig if you tour Derm!

[@suchanhachan]

Fortune: "Do you have a boyfriend?" Teacher: "Well, that's really none of your business, and why are you gripping that bottle of lotion so tightly?" Also, I've seen a lot of stupid movies and Days of Thunder may be the stupidest. I've never walked out of a movie, but I was tempted with this one. And I was on an airplane...

[@remomarkable5120]

My childhood celebrity crush was Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth. I was a little closeted T boy back then.

[@melaniephelps2012]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 another awesome episode!!!!!

[@matthewparker1538]

Love this podcast so much!

[@LamaMama26]

Starting my morning right! Y'all are handsome!

[@H-Vox]

I love these three

[@jessicarenfrowilson1826]

Every time I hear Urban Cowboy my mind just repeats Bud and Sissy

[@bethshupp-george5593]

My mom made “beer rolls” too. (Known as “1,2,3 rolls” when the Baptist minister uncle is there for Thanksgiving) I’m pretty sure the recipe is 1 can beer, 2 cups sugar, 3 cups Bisquick. Mix it up, pour into muffin tin and bake.

[@TheDopekitty]

Must be an extremely large can of beer with that amount of dry ingredients, also sounds like a LOT of sugar

[@somanyfeelz]

I think you're meant to drink some of the beer:)

[@CAHNE]

Y'all Handsomes are great! Gotta say though.. I like to watch my fave pods, so I just move on to the next when all I see is audio.

[@kathyjones1078]

Do me a solid may originate from the word solidarity. Showing solidarity by doing a favor.

[@Cullenore]

Handsome as always! ❤

[@gdave53925_]

In the book Fried Green Tomatoes they are lesbians, but it was the 80's so it got played down, just like The Color Purple.

[@JessBlake2]

Whenever Jo was on the screen in Facts of Life, I couldn't breathe .....

[@Falltothesea]

Just started listening when you started to upload to KZbin, this is such a good show! Also as a child I also had a crush on John Travolta, but for me it was him in Crybaby that did it! Now.. noooooo way. Also Heath Ledger, 10 things, was everything to child me. First female crush was either Natalie Tena or Karen Gillan!

[@lauravass8026]

Loved Urban Cowboy. Love to watch Travolta dance.

[@saras1458]

My first crush was 1st grade on my hippie art teacher, and my 2nd crush was 5th grade, Rachel R and I'd definitely be all about her if she came back into my life!

[@fanwatisha]

I’m 68, and my crush of all crushes was/is Paul McCartney. I was 8 when The Beatles were on Ed Sullivan, and I didn’t know what marriage meant. But I knew that I didn’t want Paul as a friend-I wanted marriage! (Now I would settle for friend.)

[@Lisieux722]

Mine was Phillipe Candeloro. A French ice skater.

[@EverchangingLeah]

I would love a stuffed handsome pineapple

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Tig... An idea for the kiddos artwork from a nanny here... You could buy "movie poster frames" and change them out from time to time...

[@hollylewis3898]

Omg! The murder you were talking about, Mae, was in the town I live in. The woman, Elizabeth Haysome and the boyfriend were actually released from prison in 2020 but both were extradited to their home countries: Canada and Germany. 😮 be safe out there Canadians!!

[@sheriethomas3829]

So funny.

[@LamaMama26]

Video not necessary for me. It's a podcast, y'all!

[@heatherkaye8653]

But this is youtube- a video platform...

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

Video with facial expressions are great but just listening is fine with me also. We know you all have busy schedules…

[@Mybestfriendlivesinboston]

My childhood crush was Devon sawa in the movie Casper and now and then ! Omggggg

[@KylieMackLA]

I think Kristy McNichol was pretty much the universal Gen X girl crush back in the day. I remember being 7 or 8, watching Little Darlings and thinking "Sorry Chachi from Happy Days, you've been replaced!"🤣

[@TheDopekitty]

I loved her in The Pirate Movie.

[@Val-rd4lb]

Ha. First comment. Why no video? Come on I need this.. pweeeze

[@janicenewton3667]

TIg, hire someone to build you boxes of varying sizes, with glass tops. Turn them on ends to hang on the wall, displaying the childrens' art like frames. New drawing; take the box down, put it on top and rehang it. When they're full, store them away.

[@jenniferchavira6385]

Kristy Mcnichol and the mom from Little House on the Prairie. Yep. Honestly I was surprised that you were just bringing up random people. Obviously, it would be fun to know crushes about famous people. It seemed intentionally avoided.

[@DavidofHenry-thefirst]

Excuse me, I'm sorry to be a bother, but I just have to tell y'all. I love your voices.

[@BarbaraBowenPhotography]

Haha…Taylor Dane!

[@angryjedi8152]

Lyle Wagoner was my childhood celebrity crush...

[@maryanne2772]

Mitt Romney has redeemed himself, and is a person of great integrity these days. Y'all should check out the new biography about him, "A Reckoning." So I would be surprised if he was supporting this, if he ever did. The school Paris went to is in Utah, though.

[@hopedanica4377]

Okay. It's a solid 5. 5 year prison stint.

[@theartbysteph]

🔥🔥🔥

[@briank.8925]

Thomas!

[@priola7587]

Just to be stereotypical…. I think Sandra Bullock has recent German roots. Germans seem to be culturally inclined toward cleaning, thoroughly. I once read Marlene Dietrich cleaned a friends house for them when they were sick. Like that.

[@maryanne2772]

I am also starting some research on cult-like schools in Utah, where I am licensed as a mental health counselor. Don't get me started on cults . . .

[@DigtheEarth]

Bertums family must own peak freans.

[@Val-rd4lb]

GP. General principal

[@coda3223]

PSA: Jared Leto has the vibe of a cult leader, because he is a cult leader, lol. Also there are lots of allegations about him and his teenage fans out there... just for anyone who's unaware.

[@suchanhachan]

It takes balls, or in Jared Leto's case a complete lack of not being an asshole...

[@GeorginaRose24]

Perhaps not popular, but thank god these three don't post video as well as audio mostly, as otherwise any (even feeble) attempt to do my day job would cease every tuesday..... 🙏

[@heatherkaye8653]

But you deserve the hour break with three great friends!