Game Grumps: Parent Stories

Stories from the Parents! This took quite some time to make, but it was very much worth it. Hope you guys enjoy!

[@allhandsondik7803]

Can we talk about how badass Avi is, fighting in the Six Days War, going to America with nothing but hope, laying the first chick he sets his sights on and raises a Rockstar, what a life

[@over_shot893]

Imagine how proud he is. Like I'd be walking around bragging about how awesome my son is.

[@TinkLink1111]

My son is a warlock he could turn your son into a hwawk

[@turtlesandwich77]

Chad Avi

[@WickedSk8rGrl]

He has a very special comedy style: voicemail.

[@PostScarcityNOW]

"Did you gear my son's fortune 500 company had a massive stock jump last week? They're thinking of expanding to eastern Europe. Some say he's the brightest young CEO of his time!" "Heh.. well, that's nice I guess... but MY son is the unicorn wizard." "Shutup, Avi" "YOU shutup"

[@planttattacc8785]

“If I ever hear myself on Game grumps again, I’ll never call you again”- Avi’s message while on game grumps

[@evanricerdson1076]

Plantt Attacc and Danny’s still here

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

Lucky for Dan he shared the message like a year later. Therefore the threat of Avi never speaking to him again is most likely null and void. 🙂

[@King_Stranger]

you wanna give a full transcript for the entire video? I mean it's not like anyone watching it or anything

[@heatherperleberg7816]

@@King_Stranger i could barely hear it, so this helped

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@King_Stranger you wanna keep being a dick? Not like it's hurting you or anything, you're just embarrassing yourself lmfao

[@Kat-Parada]

That's sweet that Dan's mom and dad met at a train station. It's almost like something you hear about in a movie plot or something.

[@VoidZeroNothing]

... And Dan's dad is an immigrant that came to America with basically nothing... He fell in love with someone he just met and three years later got married and had a kid... Huh. That... Is a movie. The three years being spanned into almost an hour and the main characters don't meet for a little bit... Shoot, they _could_ make a movie out of this. And a sequel following Dan and his life! Oh, crap! That movie can be his life and some Game Grumps and a hint towards a third movie about Ninja Sex Party! Somebody make my horrible ideas into something good! Make this happen, but make it not crap! Hail Sithis!

[@Bwazupahae]

Dans entire evolution could be a movie from a lost stoner to one of the most successful KZbinrs and In a very successful band

[@xz3rxx654]

Ok

[@mjsart7399]

It was destined

[@Voiceofreason95]

It is a movie. It’s called “Love.... aaaaahh..actually?”

[@elliekitten556]

"Luigis ballad has 5 million hits!?" I just checked. It's at 43 MILLION HITS NOW. How far theyve come, holy crap.

[@iaminsideyourhome69]

do you know when that clip was recorded???

[@elliekitten556]

@@iaminsideyourhome69 it was 5 years ago, episode 26 of their Firered playthrough. Luigis ballad came out 6 years ago, back when they really weren't as famous and whatnot.

[@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963]

It's actually closer to 44 million

[@michaelpetras1613]

@@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 Actually its closer to 44.5 million

[@samuelbrasher5677]

its not million its MEALION

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

Avi: Hey, ehhhhhhh, (X) Dan: You mean (Y)? Avi: YEAAHHHH! (X)

[@supersoupy4709]

Is that the formula for Avi?

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

@@supersoupy4709 no, the formula for Avi is E=EhhhhhhC².

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@supersoupy4709 No, the original comment is the Spoofy formula.

[@illpegyourdad973]

You've cracked the code. You madman, you absolute genius. The Avi Formula

[@ravenwashere1776]

I love that google detects this as not English, and when you translate it, it adds a few H's to that last part lolol

[@zak1zakzak]

"Luigi's Ballad has over 5 million hits?" That comment is so cute, it's a lot more than 5 million at this point

[@alecsa20001320]

Vinayak Sehgal The video they’re talking about is the one on Arin’s channel egoraptor which has 43 million views

[@NerdAlert8910]

🎶 Fighter man 🎶 Fighter man 🎶 Overall, he's fairly bland 🎶 Hit some stuff 🎶 Hit some more 🎶 Out of combat he's quite a bore 🎶 Look out, here comes the fighter maaaaaaaaaan!

[@hellgrey2136]

I had the idea that fighter man would be a good version of taskmaster, but I like your idea better

[@ImJBlu]

Fighter Punch Fighter Punch Fighter Punch Fighter Kiss?

[@TemTelevision]

Jocat reference. Respect

[@foxpon3759]

I'm pretty sure it's spelled Fider Man.

[@NerdAlert8910]

Hey guys? This is a quote from jo cats crap guide to d&d: the fighter class, I didn't make it up. Y'all should check him out he's really funny

[@QuesoGr7]

"I'm naming my next dog Spoofy" And then he didn't, but Camilla is a pretty name so I guess it's fine. lol

[@juliantapia1407]

Well he shares Camilla though, so you have to compromise

[@cole2368]

holding out hope for his next dog

[@shadow_leaf7965]

"So hit her back!" "Ok" *smack* "Not now!" XDD one of my favorite Avi stories

[@LucienTorrol]

Homie, i'm at work, and that story nearly made me burst out laughing. It's a good ass story.

[@Dr_Monitor]

Idk if it has ever happened before or not, but there needs to be a Game Grumps episode where, whatever the game is, Arin needs to be temporarily replaced with Lloyd, and Dan with Avi. Even the opening animation needs to have Lloyd saying "Hey, I'm grump" and Avi saying "I'm not so EHHHHHHHHH".

[@revelceleste714]

Theyd still be better than Arin at Zelda

[@astrid6978]

Fiderman!...fider kiss?

[@femmefuntime]

Astrid Pett fider punch! Fider kick! Fider kiss?

[@musicmanvincent3703]

@@femmefuntime Wait, what was that last one?

[@worbymcsworby4606]

Music Man Vincent fider puuuunch

[@Timythie]

@@worbymcsworby4606 no, you mean fider kiss

[@fallen_Apollyon]

Jotaro Kujo Fiiiiider kiiiiiiick !

[@noot6230]

If I ever have kids I’m going to describe the period between their mom and I meeting and getting married as “we met and started dating then boom jams marriage then you”

[@houdini9739]

My parents are Indian so i kinda assumed it was just an arranged marriage, but apparently, they had the sweetest love story. It's incredibly long, but my favorite part was when they were really dating and getting ready for marriage. MY mom wrote him love letters, but my dad was bad at writing so they had an agreement that every time my mom wrote him a letter, he would call her. She was so excited that she wrote him a letter almost every other day, and when he called, they talked for hours on the phone. My mom's mom would ask her what she talked about all day and night, and my dad's brother kept yelling at him for wasting all his money on phone calls when he was a struggling medical student.

[@yujellos]

@@houdini9739 aww thats cute

[@crazycarlos08]

@@houdini9739 Aww, how sweet!

[@shadow_leaf7965]

@@houdini9739 awwww. So cute

[@Crim_5009]

Unrelated but just saw your pfp, let’s go islanders

[@thebarberian246]

I can't wait till my daughter can tell the same kind of stories that Dan tells about Avi. My husband is Vietnamese and does the same thing. We once went to the store and he asked me if I wanted "chinese oranges". It took me a second to realize he meant "mandarin oranges". I've also been blessed with "the Everlasting Quest" when he meant the Never Ending Story, "Todomachi" when he meant Tamagotchi, and confusing the musical bass for the fish bass. I still tease him about it, but it's one of my favorite things about him.

[@jacksmiley3959]

I love this. The “Chinese Oranges!” LMAO

[@fluttershy1126]

Dan: I’m naming my next dog Spoofy... Me: i have a dog named Spoofy....

[@99supermario64fan]

He's coming for your pupper.

[@fluttershy1126]

99supermario64fan oh god no! 😂

[@kenadiekinnard839]

My little brother calls Spotify spoofy

[@bunny5728]

I have a cat named Boofy

[@unknowngamerkid3876]

Fighter man’s real name is Peter Parker

[@twerkules3957]

Ummmmm it's Fiderman

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

*Fiderman

[@PhantosTheHedgehog]

Fiderman: O_O what the FU-?!

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

I like to imagine that it’s being said in a deep as fuck voice.

[@thedeliverydood1860]

Wait, really!?!?

[@datartisttho1987]

I just love the story of how Dan's dad met Dan's mom! 😊

[@brentmcintyre2821]

It's like something from a movie

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

um their NAMES are Avi and Doobles, dat artist tho, get it right /j

[@dannyhargreaves1326]

Get up, come on get down with the extresimism!

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

I can't, I'm decomposing at home with family

[@karyncanup4311]

Listening to my favorite song on Spoofy. It's got five million hits!

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

@@karyncanup4311 five meeeeellion

[@gerard6568]

All I can imagine Avi looking like is a slightly grey, older dan wearing those fake glasses with moustache

[@faithwilliams5946]

This is exactly how imagine him looking

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

Apparently he doesn't look like Dan at all, he definitely inherited his mom's genes more.

[@jessicajayes8326]

Avi is very normal looking. Kinda like a slightly younger Mel Brooks.

[@phantasmicmasque]

Yeah, he has one pic on dan’s Instagram with his face partially obscured and he is not wat I expected, but he’s everything we deserve lol

[@alecrisser12]

47:48 I love how uncomfortable Arin from what Dan is saying here. It's ironic considering how often Arin says something that makes Dan uncomfortable.

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

My Dad told me when he was a teenager he had girls on his wall. He told me when in haveing those posters make sure they are welly hung up and tooken care of to respect the pretty women lol.

[@lillyflower3415]

Your dad started every day with a tall glass of respect women juice lol

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

@@lillyflower3415 You know it lol

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

@JayJoy of Shrooms I guess lol

[@YungBrendan]

Dang Dan, your grandfather is responsible for saving so many lives. Much love ❤❤❤

[@PsychicMinsky]

Dan is 41 years old... AND I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE JUST HITTING 30 LIKE WHAT!! God damn he’s aging like fine wine.

[@shadowking278]

He knows Keanu Reeves skin care routine.

[@TheChemist418]

Aww Avi and Debbie were at the London NSP show and I believe the Chicago show too 🥰

[@erictasker2516]

TheChemist They were at the Huntington NY show too!

[@TheChemist418]

Eric Tasker i stan supportive parents 💖

[@TheChemist418]

xercon maybe they just go to the big ones, like the ones in different countries and the 10th anniversary. They weren’t at the Madison show in 2018 as far as I know. Normally Dan shouts them out.

[@shadow_leaf7965]

I love supportive parents

[@JSainte17]

What!? I missed them here in Chicago WITH mom and dad sexbang!?

[@knoxharbert7072]

Arin has such a dad laugh and its great

[@milesedgeworth6114]

i was adopted at birth and my parents joke and say 'we like you, we will keep you for now' and its honestly peak adopted kid humor (at least for me lol). also ppl think im being kidnapped all the goddamn time like nO IM JUST BLACK KATE

[@blackmould]

sorry your parents didn't give you any melanin, KATE

[@aymuhspunj]

Yeah, but are you getting kidnapped all the time though?

[@leosanerd]

Finn please don’t date my mom

[@PsychicLemons]

I'm serious

[@coolsr6160]

Like please

[@rayg.7861]

Aaaand he's signing the marriage license

[@peter-subramanian]

"Aw yeah, Chinese food makes me sick" caught me in the middle of a yawn

[@shadow_leaf7965]

**ya-wheeze-wn**

[@randoiguess]

Dan’s dad is the best

[@mousepat9371]

"WE'RE GOING TO LUNCH"

[@vazarri86]

"Pewididi"

[@Ben-do1bf]

The Avi Compilation Director's Cut

[@DrknssRules1]

I wonder how Dan's been doing since his dad has never called him again.

[@starrbunnyart]

Dan's family is amazing! An awesome couple of grandparents who were responsible in a major part of healthcare. Dan's father Avi sounds like a great man, he's so brave for fighting in the Isreali army and finding the love of his life. Dan's awesome too, such an awesome musician!

[@jelllybeans589]

the story that Arin’s mom just let him drop out was always really funny to me. first of all it’s pretty cool that his mom could even recognize that high school was bullshit and second off I could only dream of my parents just letting me quit

[@tunneltimemusic]

Jon: that’s always bothered me- Arin: Ethiopia?

[@animorphus5363]

Bro I swear my high-school yearbook quote is gonna have to be: *”Fider-man’s real name is Peter Parker.”* 😂

[@sillygoose420]

did you do it

[@alternativeghosty]

How Dans parents got together is the cutest shit ever like damn I met my husband on tinder 😂😂

[@finn_in_the_bin5263]

that's ok i met my girlfriend on tumblr when she dm'd me to answer a randomly posted request for words that rhymed with marijuana for a shitpost

[@alternativeghosty]

@@finn_in_the_bin5263 that’s forsure romantic

[@itstruethough604]

Met my husband on Tinder too lmao. And we started dating when he was fucking me for the first time and about to cum, he just said “okay, I’m your boyfriend now looking back it wasn’t romantic at all, but we’ve been happily married for 3 years now and moved to Japan together (we’re both half Japanese). We have our own home and our precious son (our cat) and life’s been good. He works while i’m a housewife and this dynamic works well for us. All of that and we’re just beginning our early twenties. hoping for even better times for us

[@avian9033]

It's crazy that Dan and his dad's first names together make their last name Dan and Avi Avidan... Was that planned?!

[@kronossoul8048]

Dan's sister is called Dana. You know Avi was in a huge hurry when he filled in the register.

[@lauravturner]

But Dan's first name is Leigh. It's literally in this compilation.

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@lauravturner yes but he's always been called Dan/Dahn/Dayan Also apparently Avi's full name is Avigdor

[@spiwolf6998]

Avidan is a Hebrew surname meaning "God is just" and "Avi" is the shortened version of "Avigdor" So I think he planned to name his kids "Dan" and "Dana" as it sounds super awesome. Also apparently his first name is Leigh which I just found out from someone else's comment.

[@shadow_leaf7965]

@@spiwolf6998 God is just.... just what? I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. I get it now

[@dogol284]

I just realized, Arin could be an amazing stunt double for Mike Myers.

[@natezrodlowski9986]

I noticed how Arin was born with a musician for a father yet Danny was the one who actually went with a musical career while Arin did animating later in life

[@kashinimeyo]

"I'm just calling to tell you your dad *survived* his operation"

[@linkisanactualbear1414]

1:28:09 dan going "you can call me daddy now" putting images in peoples heads

[@tillyt3973]

Flipping my phone wholly confused at "16:00" when Mario galaxy is upside down lol Alsodans parents meeting is real life fairytale to be treasured

[@AychSkwaird]

I hope Dan’s dad lives forever so we can get more great stories like this.

[@MLG_Kitten]

Avi is the sweetest most genuine person on earth lol

[@emilyjuhe7184]

Dan’s Dad is such a Joy. Avi is beautiful

[@xThemFatalex]

"Ehhhhhhh DAYUN..ehhhhh DON'T FUCK UP NOWW"

[@kittykatmt]

Ok DaDdy! *BRRRRRRRRR*

[@nevaeh9125]

"Hi DAYun!"

[@theplasticvalley]

90% Dan's dad stories 10% everything else

[@Arcanecide]

And we're all perfectly OK with it

[@millygrant4404]

“Don’t tell me what to do, I’m almost 50”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Crestfallen_Fawkes]

"ehghhg DAYEN?" Dan's Dad

[@glitter_bees9034]

They call me pEEwEEdIdI!!!

[@ElectricLegend14]

1:02:15 I love that this is included in the Parent Stories compilation

[@jamesricardo8067]

Dan says he and his dad are different but I catch dan in almost every game grumps go "uuuuh" and I'm like, like father like son

[@teebot5501]

16:18 I don’t know why, but for some reason I’m really shocked by how spot on Dan’s impression is of his dad😂 it’s not even remotely exaggerated.

[@JeremJarnex]

18:20 me and arin said "this level" at the exact same time

[@CosmiKazie]

Could you imagine how goddamn awesome it’s be to have Dan as an uncle? I’m jealous of his nephew.

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Dan: So my dad is a battle hardened vete... Arin: MAAAAAAN AM I TIRED

[@sassafrasproductions1762]

“I love human suffering I could get down with that jam”. Quote Arin Hanson

[@SwaggerSonic]

Fider Punch! Fider Kick! Fider Kiss?

[@QuadrupleJane]

"I WANTED TO STAY IN MY ROOM!!!!!!" gets me every time

[@DomNicky]

Really shows how much Dan loves speaking about his parents, since this video is practically 97% Dan's Ima ve Abba and 3% Arin's Momma and Papa

[@thonkytonk]

finn saying "i wanna talk to ur mom." in the most certain voice i have ever heard is the funniest thing Ever

[@thecrowsflyaway3473]

Avi Must be protected at all costs

[@SquiffleQwimply]

“Finn please don’t date my mom”

[@AJB2015_2nd]

Avi's pronunciation of Dan actually makes sense, because to go from saying "ah" to saying "ě (a sound in dan)" you move your tongue up and back slightly, and that sound can become "ee" if you go too far.

[@mcchonkers254]

So Dan's grandad was the one who invented the heart monitor, and Dan's dad does that Everytime he tries to talk

[@jbwarner8626]

1:11:54 I love how, in the middle of all these sweet sincere stories about Arin and Dan's parents, this is in here too 😆

[@dannyfiumano6320]

Ooooh, Jon's feargasm story...I flippin' lose it every time.

[@tahutoa]

16:45 i think it is relevant to say here that I have always, always pictured Dan's father as looking exactly like Mahatma Gandhi.

[@JustSortaOK]

With this Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour going on, we need Extrisimism now more than ever

[@jacobdockery3663]

Doggone it, Avi just OOZES wholesome!

[@connorbozynski1006]

I love every story that ends with Avi saying “don’t put this on game grumps”

[@kristaberta7922]

Hearing people talk about their funny/chill parents is so uplifting. I am living vicariously through these two

[@sebbyq8206]

I feel the need to leave time stamps in the comments so I can easily resume the video. This is great 😂.

[@offbrand664]

Why is Avi so fucking chaotic good and pure

[@fantasylover87]

In response to Dan trying to explain why “fuck” is such a good swear word. Fricatives are what he’s trying to describe.

[@rachel.O-O]

............I just had the realization that Dan and Arin kind of look like two guys from My Chemical Romance..............

[@victorp8689]

gamer gerard and jew ray

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

@@victorp8689 OMGGG!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@sweetestcyanide]

6:20 that’s so cuteeeeee

[@theguitarkid7719]

every time dan talks about his dad that shit just makes my day i just get gut wrenching laughter from it but spoofy takes the cake

[@user-hn6np1bm4x]

Dan's stories make me happy.

[@ilikethecolororange5322]

Decomposing sounded right to me omg. I would’ve never caught that

[@KlonkyDonkers]

Dan's dad sounds like the nicest person on earth.

[@blunons]

“Games grumps: parent stories” don’t you mean Avi stories

[@WickedSk8rGrl]

I love the story of Dans parents.

[@katsuyafeather1309]

Avi: we enjoyed the eh Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaarh......video Everyone: *loves him*

[@cervichthyoquine]

I cannot imagine the pride that Avi must feel today. Like, where he had come from, where he fought a war on his own home turf, to raising children in America, giving them everything he didn't have in Israel, raising them into a lawyer(I believe) and a real-life Rockstar. That right there is the American Dream

[@ceoofbasedcontent6897]

Avi is such an amazing person and great dad.

[@masterklaw4527]

Dan: So, anyway, my dad said- Everyone watching: OUR dad.

[@FilthyVA]

My goal in life is to be a dad like Avi.

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

EeEeEEEHH HI SON

[@aquaphoenix-mt2iv]

I just realized dans impression of his dad sounds like gru from despicable me-

[@chemicallystupid]

58:31 my last name is Schwartz so I jumped slightly because I use these compilations mostly as background noise

[@kittenkommentries5796]

24:52 Favorite story so far, Lmfao.

[@donnyn]

I had the exact something happen to me one night when Arin's dad walked into the laundry basket

[@returnofthedoggo7994]

ahhhh 10 seconds and already we're in for somethin' amazing boys

[@pinstripe4254]

Wow just looked up Dan’s dad and wow. He absolutely is just a suburban grandpa

[@dollepret3954]

This upload made my day

[@Echolovania]

"My mom is a very jice lady, but sometimes, AAHHHHHH! You'll never know the end of the end of that story! I'm moving on!"

[@alexfeels]

I now say "fidermans real name is peter parker" on a daily basis

[@not_a_worm9713]

I hate when I'm trying to decompose after my long day of extrismism and I have to choose between listening to spoofy and watching peeweedidi

[@matthewtucker2765]

"HI D A Y A N ! !"

[@Vadu1337]

Is there anything better when you are sad at the moment than just watching a game grumps compilation?

[@chipzychipz8286]

If I hear this on Game Grumps, I’ll never call you again Ok, bye!