Game Grumps: Weird Dreams

[@insomniackitty9397]

"did you help him?" "...no.." the sheer regret in his voice though, oof

[@acediaethos4469]

0:25

[@sweetpea2604]

“…no…” 🥺

[@LatiloveOmg]

I had a dream I met Dan and Arin and for some reason when I asked to take a picture Dan spontaneously combusted.. And Arin was just: "Dammit..Not again, Dan!"

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

That doesn't sound like a dream

[@megztheeggz]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 yea, I just think he was tripping bigger balls then a mad lad

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

@@megztheeggz No, I mean it sounds like it would really happen(obviously not really)

[@yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843]

"What did i tell you about combusting in public Arin?!?!?!?!"

[@brennanperry8001]

That sounds like an arin move.

[@Joemama-np3id]

“Are you playing with your feet?” “No”.... ”I’m playing with a foot”

[@theworstbiscuit5580]

1:38

[@mvl666_darkrio]

"Smiling is also what I do when I'm not listening." "But you smile all the time." "Yeah. ...What?"

[@jkenney6879]

I had a dream that my dog was giving birth but a puppy was sticking out of her stomach, and my dad looked at it and said, “ Yep that’s a goose. “

[@thequeerishere9662]

mmhmm. that’s one genuine, purebred goose.

[@wizzem7890]

That was just everywhere at once. That's how i know the dream was real.

[@Boobquake]

Idk why that last part was so funny

[@PrinceofMilk]

That's really funny

[@brotherjauffre4923]

Every time I die in a dream it restarts Like a video game

[@mant1sofficial]

I hallucinated when I was 6 where Morgan Freeman was narrating me getting lost in a supermarket, from a third person perspective though.

[@stolen_sweetroll7545]

Lol

[@noriakikakyoin6833]

K

[@rgkong8783]

Cam L. I’ve never had a third person perspective dream

[@mace4579]

Morgan freeman " Little Billy couldn't find his mom " Billy " Morgan freeman? " Morgan freeman " uh no so little Billy looked in the Peach ale and still couldn't find his mom Billy cried like a bich " Billy " but I'm not crying " Morgan reeeman * kicks Billy in the shin * "Billy looked and looked for his mom and couldn't see her anywere the milks laughed at Billy as he passed by " Narrator Sum say that Billy still remains at that wallmart looking for his mom and arguing with Morgan freeboi

[@pantyosashu8137]

Were you in a David Cage game?

[@TheMCzorro]

I had a dream where I was firing at something. I missed

[@sophia-dv3uv]

I had the exact same dream! Mine was a little different tho because when I missed I ate a popsicle and passed out

[@mellie_wiz5469]

@@sophia-dv3uv Same! But in mine I woke up in the snow

[@BlueJayflyhigh]

In mine all that happens but I reload then I miss again I get sad have another popsicle pass out then reload miss again I go to get another popsicle but I miss grab the cabbage I go to put it back I miss and drop it on the floor I reload fire I hit something but it’s not what I wanted to hit so I guess I missed

[@sophia-dv3uv]

Oh wow it seems that all of us had very similar dreams! Maybe there’s a hidden meaning behind it...

[@the-paige-gonzales]

DolarStorJellyfruit You could say... a meaning we could’ve missed?

[@CrimsoNoobie64]

Bro, I just lived, in a forest, with elves, for years YEARS!

[@TheCorrodedMan]

boigamer543 MC that sounds pretty dang fun

[@SlyHikari03]

I lived with fairys in a forest with a fox. it was the weirdest dream I had.

[@user-wk1jn6ls8b]

Nice 👍

[@dinodare1605]

Have you ever had a dream with sequels? Like, you go to sleep on a later night and are just tossed right back into that world as if you never left, completely forgetting about your real life until you wake up?

[@LieseFury]

@@dinodare1605 Yes, but usually there are years between them. To the point where I don't remember the original dream, only the characters.

[@topazvulpix113]

i had a dream where i went to buy some milk, and met a guy who was super enthusiastic about peach jam. so enthusiastic he insisted that i should try it to, so he got me a jar too and bought it for me. i didnt get to try it in the dream, but i tried it irl, its my favorite kind of jam now :p enthusiastic peach dude was right that i would like it. : D

[@biguglybucker]

the fact that it's now your favorite type of jam is telling me that you CRAVED that jam dude

[@destroyernoah]

Hypothetically, I could name my baby Enthusiastic Peach Dude someday.

[@lamptrent]

awww that's so wholesome! enthusiastic peach dude really had it out for you :)

[@mysteryreadertheoriginal2145]

Whoa...

[@ViktorTheMusician]

I had a similar dream about blue berry battered fried chicken! I haven't had the chance yet but I crave it daily

[@jackgrieco3192]

Ok but someone has to make an animation of the barnacles nightmare, I think we all need it

[@nandabun]

Or just the entire movie in clips without the narration haha

[@Lucifersfursona]

Somebody did make one :)

[@bradyward2177]

Hate when you are having an awesome dream, and you're just really in the moment, and then your alarm goes off or your parent wakes you up or something. Like goddamn, the amount of times I've been cockblocked by my alarm clock is absurd.

[@124Nightwing]

I cockblock myself all the time. The alarm doesn’t even have to go off, my brain just wakes me up right when I’m about to get to the good part of my dream.

[@rowdyriolu1]

Clockblocked?

[@jennybells1777]

Declan Donaldson ur comment does not have enough likes

[@ultimategames_nl1891]

Fun fact: your dream always ends a few hours before you actually wake up. How this works, idk

[@liitdiit]

Duuude my mom always wakes me up right before I'm about to smash some goth girl.

[@oliverdyer9155]

Death dreams are weird. I had a dream I was diagnosed with cancer, and I still vividly remember the entire chemotherapy process, the degeneration, and finally dying surrounded by all my family members and friends in hospice. It ended with me thrashing around because my lungs were filling with fluid, and my mom telling me “It’s okay to let go, I love you. I love you so much” before I woke up screaming and literally sobbing. It the only dream I’ve had that’s been THAT vivid

[@Goldenglare_thewindeater]

Oliver Dyer I’ve never had a dream that vivid, but I have had one where I was so desperate to leave the dream situation I was in that I could feel myself ripping out of the dream into reality and shouted no as soon as I was awake in reality because I was saying no in the dream too.

[@abbiedavies5670]

Oliver Dyer I literally had that dream the other night, except I woke up crying after having a breakdown in this celebrity’s arms (it was my make a wish thing or something), telling them how I don’t want to die and that I want to go to college, then university and find myself a boyfriend and then get married and have kids 😂 I was crying for a good 10 minutes after I woke up

[@pogpurin]

Dude i had a dream i was diagnosed with cancer and i cant remember anything else from it

[@juicekegs]

I've died in dreams that I remember 3 times now one of them was in a zombie apocalypse another one was I was hit by a bus (it's weird I watched mean girls for the first time on that day) and the last one was the hole world was dying like in a war zone the sky was red like every building was in crumbles I got shot in the back by a dude named suy it's weird I knew his name it's spelt like that he never talked I just knew it

[@lissy_love64]

I have had vivid detailed dreams of being brutally murdered and I realize I never feel the pain but I might simulate a reaction as if I am in pain

[@jackhaeberle1958]

I’ve had two different dreams where Arin and Dan were my dads

[@kennythelegend9933]

GRUMP DADS!

[@ultimategames_nl1891]

HEY I'M DAN! I AM ARIN! AAAAND WE'RE YOUR GAY DADS!!!

[@sj6296]

Don’t you mean nightmares

[@piroshi3rd]

The worst dreams imo are ones where everything is incredibly normal and realistic. You text some friends, joke around with them, get some minor chores done. You wake up and genuinely can't remember what parts of the dream you did or didn't do, then start saying shit like "didn't we have that conversation the other day?" And your friends have no idea what you're talking about. You feel genuinely shocked when you see like something minor like the cord to your headphones are still tangled when you swear you just detangled them, and wonder how the hell this happened or if someone broke into your house and did this. I'm laughing as I write this but I genuinely hate these dreams so damn much. Loving reading this comment section btw, reading people's dreams is so fun.

[@MasterThanatos1301]

For me my worst dreams are these really strange ones where it seems like a normal thing but I wake up and forget about it until weeks later when I'm going about my day and suddenly realize that I had a dream of exactly what was happening

[@Moonbeam143]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had dreams like that. It's kind of freaky for a dream about doing normal stuff.

[@dattos140]

@@MasterThanatos1301 are we raven? Can we GAZE INTO THE FUTURE cause i get that shit all the time but like sometimes a dream from years ago happens exactly

[@owenw.1643]

@@dattos140 SAME THO...

[@dattos140]

@@owenw.1643 its legit kimda creepy either or brains are smart enoughnto predict the future or we legit have super powers we dont know shit about either one is good

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Arin: You can make him moonwalk Arin: *sings Staying Alive*

[@Opalescent]

I once had this wacky dream where a T-rex was chasing me through a gigantic theatre but I escaped by stealing somebody's pickup truck and then I went home and high-fived Obama

[@destroyernoah]

did he pre dude?

[@thequeerishere9662]

I WANNA HIGH FIVE OBAMA!!!

[@saliv88]

Talk about a presidential race.

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

High fiving Obama is the everyones favorite thing to do when they get home from a long day.

[@Rose-ew7bv]

Kawiria Creed i had a dream where i was in a meuseum after hours and i heard this big thump and a fucking t rex skeleton burst through the wall and i indiana jones style ran from it and escaped

[@TheCorrodedMan]

A while ago I had a dream that I had a one night stand with a lady and the next day I found a litter of werewolf puppies on the couch and what followed was this convoluted series of misadventures as I tried to hunt down my Werewolf baby mama while also tending my various sons. I’m still looking.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Can someone please make this a real thing

[@skedaddledbraincell]

I'd pay to see this as a series

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

Bruh it's like Raising Hope but with multiples and werewolf babies

[@pluto6035]

Yes, someone please make this!

[@Lucifersfursona]

I hope ur children are doing well

[@vincentdurocher9699]

The best dream I ever had was a dream of my grandfather getting up of the hospital bed saying asking how I was doing. « Fine how are you gramps? ». « I’m gonna be just fine Vince » The next morning I woke up to my dad calling on the phone saying that my grandpa died. He had an accident a few days earlier, which left him with broken bones. The medical staff gave him a day but he got through almost the whole week. We all got to say goodbye. I like to think that I got to see him one last time

[@mikeysauce8228]

I am heartless on the outside but inside I'm freaking wailing

[@anonymoustoes]

That’s very sweet. I don’t usually believe in the supernatural but stuff like this makes me think otherwise.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Yeah. I know it’s been years since you’ve commented but, I hope everything’s alright man. I’d like to also think that your grandpa was visiting you in your dream as a spirit for a final goodbye.

[@Kakuwaomoshire]

I had a dream once where I was Link, fighting Ganondorf in a field (like in Twilight Princess if you need a better visual). We were sword to sword fighting and it was super epic, but some meters away, there was a festival going on and people didn't give a single shit about the fight. Ganondorf and I were confused as fuck and looked at each others for a while, wondering if we should keep on fighting or not (His face was priceless. He was like "Are we a joke to them?") and I just sighed before moving back and ask him "You wanna go with me?" and he nodded, put his sword back in his sheath, so did I, and we went to the festival. There was a woman there selling pies who were homemade and looked delicious, and I took a blueberries one. Ganondorf and I then went to sit next to a river, far from the others, and I gave half of the pie to him while I ate the other half. The pie was the most delicious pie I've ever eaten in my life, it was warm and sweet, the best. We were eating in an akward silence for a while, and after some minutes, I just said: Me: I'm gonna kick your ass after this. And he answered: Ganondorf: I'll kick your ass first, boy. While having blueberries jam stuck on his beard. That was hilarious. And when I woke up, I had droll on my chin and I could almost still taste the pie in my mouth and my stomach was growling in hunger and I *only* wanted blueberries pie right now. Now I eat some sometimes but I make them myself and when I eat it I just remember how I had a fun time eating it with the Gerudo King. The end. ^^

[@thehoodedman4271]

I want to draw this so bad!

[@Kakuwaomoshire]

@@thehoodedman4271 Haha well go ahead and draw it ! ^^

[@Lunar_Atronach]

I had a similar pie thing where a couple months ago I had a dream where I went to an old childhood restaurant and ate a possum pie (it's a coconut cream pie with tons of whipped cream) and it was amazing and I can still remember the flavor and I want a pie damnit

[@Kakuwaomoshire]

@@Lunar_Atronach Cook it ! 😁

[@dfquartzidn6151]

That’s such a cool dream. I would really love to have a dream like that.

[@shrektheogre4349]

*B A R N A C L E S*

[@jamalbruna4121]

That sounds like some swear word from spongebob squareparts.

[@elizaheintzelman8764]

I once had a dream where I fell in love with a girl at a party and she was really nice, I somehow ended up in a white void where a bunch of bedrooms were floating around all with the doors open and names of girls on the doorframe. I kept looking for her but then I slowly forgot her face and her name. I went into this room where a girl with very long white hair was sitting with her knees to her chest and her hair around her in a way that blocked her face. I said hello and her head snapped up to look at me. She looked like she'd been dead for a week and she whispered "I am not her, but you don't remember her, so is she really worth looking for?" The whisper sounded like shouting in my ears. Then I woke up. Happened in 6th grade but I still remember it.

[@theamericanyoutuber]

Damn...

[@sexyramen9504]

Ahahah...hi im really good at dream interpretation That might've been a soulmate dream, like that girl you were looking for might've been a soulmate, it seems like it was trying to tell you that either you will never meet your soulmate or that you have to look for them or else you will never meet them. Either way thats deep asf

[@elizaheintzelman8764]

@@sexyramen9504 heh, i just interpreted it as internalized homophobia, but soulmate sounds better

[@creambrutal2199]

Idk if this is weird to say but this is my favorite dream I’ve read in this comment section, this just has amazing imagery I kinda got the chills reading it

[@Lucifersfursona]

*op that sounds like a sequence from a story I’m writing. **_help_*

[@SammyBirdTheGreat]

I love dreaming (especially lucid!!) and talking about dreams so so so much - ive got notebooks full of years of dreams for story ideas and character ideas So far one of my favorites is when I was running from Jeff Goldblum and it ended when he shot me point blank in the face

[@joshriley2936]

"Well, uh, truth is... the game was rigged from the start." - Jeff Goldblum

[@DREADDWELLER]

I love dreaming about celebrities hahaha, in my favorite dream I've ever had I was living with my bestie Post Malone in LA. We smoked joints together in the swimming pool and played music, when I woke up I was heartbroken that it wasn't real

[@rhysm.5915]

@@DREADDWELLER I dreamed I was in rehab with him 🤣🤣

[@miao601]

My favourite dream was when I was on an island and I met Chris Hemsworth and there was all this drama cause we dated and then I found out he was spying on me.

[@Dettah420]

I have lucid dreams as well I still remember by heart all my dreams but maybe I should write them down. I have mostly terrifying dreams horror. I wanted to write a horror story from it 😀

[@mortysauce]

Here’s a weird dream that I had once, read if you’re interested: So I had a dream where I was on the titanic with three of some old friends of mine. So we all go downstairs into this weird room with lots of junk in it, I find these magical flip flops and my friend finds a hand-cannon type thing that only shoots bananas. The titanic of course, sinks. We all freak out then go to get ice cream then with sheer common sense, held the flip flops in each hand and started to fly, you know like I normal person would do. Then my legs turned into like chicken legs or something and I grabbed my friends and flew off the titanic and landed on a very tall tree just in the middle of the ocean. There was a bird there who had a nest and eggs and out of one the eggs hatched Dan (I’m not making this up, sometimes I have dreams that relate with the Grumps, that’s why I mentioned this dream instead of thousands of other weird ones I had) so anyways it hatched Dan (he was like really small) and I was really confused then he got into like a little clown car and drove away then I woke up in a cold sweat. I have... interesting dreams to say the least.

[@mikeysauce8228]

Was there a movie credits song playing as Dan drove away in his slick wheels?

[@lokiijustwannasleep7865]

thats awesome dude

[@theamericanyoutuber]

I can so relate with the weird dreams.

[@Lucifersfursona]

I have also had dreams where I’m exploring the titanic 😳

[@ldystardust6392]

As a person with ADD, I get some wild dreams. Running from dinosaurs in a strip mall, and then chimney sweeping a brothel from the Italian Renaissance in the same dream.

[@tedcraboli8021]

Darth Bleach dude same, I got ADHD so I get some pretty wicked dreams as is but when I’m sick I get sick ADHD dreams and let me tell you that shit is wild. Lot of stuff involving whales cause they scare the shit out of me, like I’m just out in open ocean at night and I’m sucked underwater and bam. Whale. Scary af I don’t trust them, too big.

[@dravenbear7923]

Darth Bleach right!? I had a dream where my dad married Donald Trump. One where I went through a house and came up on a cliff? Then two kids killed themselves and I went to jail! And then another where everyone in my school was wearing carebear onsies and I was sooooo terrified

[@vladvalo]

@@tedcraboli8021 okay, that is FUCKING TERRIFYING, good god the giant abyss of the neverending black water and not being able too see anything under you 😲 and its not that whales are scary, but fuck dude if im even in the water with a BOAT that size near me it scares me, i couldnt imagine an actuall fucking whale sucking you under in black water i would shit my god damn self and die of fright in an instant

[@thebard7664]

@@Crinp405 I was a cartoon dinosaur and we were all in space and the king dinosaur professed his love for me and then we all got sucked into the sun but it was really just jam and then i somehow completely knew russian

[@Crinp405]

@@thebard7664 huh. I got one of being sucked into a box then being grabbed by a squid then cooked.

[@fishfinna]

5:43 this is actually a movie! It’s called “the worlds end” about an epic bar crawl of old friends with a bazaar plot twist that doesn’t even come in till about an hour into the film.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

I love the World's End!

[@jimbabwe9377]

I had a dream where an evil scientist put me into a video game and when i died in the game, he brought me back out, put me in a banana suit, and smashed me with a sledgehammer I was in like 2nd grade. Dont judge

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

That sounds like Accounting VR.

[@supersonic5644]

Jimbabwe from Zimbabwe it doesn’t matter that u were in second grade, adults have CRAZY dreams

[@theamericanyoutuber]

Supersonic564 Yes we do...

[@icravedeath.1200]

That would make a cool anime short film or something like that.

[@SilveerStarr]

One of the funniest dreams I had was when I received a mysterious lumpy package from my best friend. All that was written on the bubble mailer was “to: Reid”, “from: [friend]”, and “CHAOS”. Curious and concerned, I opened it. It was just filled with jelly beans, and I laughed myself awake

[@mattygee6852]

Hah

[@ApolloStratis]

The barnacles dream already has a movie equivalent. The Japanese movie The audition is a romance movie all the way through until it becomes a horrifying spooky torture porn fest.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

There's also the italian film Life is Beautiful, which starts as a romance but becomes a story about jewish concentration during the holocaust.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

@GenesisKnight Right?! RIGHT?!

[@leafinx]

69th like

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@ninjabluefyre3815 that’s hardcore I’ll check that out! :) I wish I could check the other one but I watched like 500 B to C slashers on Netflix in high school and now I’m super burnt out on torture porn* *for the same reasons it’s nearly impossible to find good guro art if that’s what you put in the search bar: a lot of artists will use the genre as an excuse to do The Bigge Misogyny Like I enjoy blood and gore and body horror, not like. Hating women

[@unorthibox]

Dan: "did you help him?" Erin "no." Don't know why this is so funny but it just is

[@Timythie]

*arin

[@ultimategames_nl1891]

Ernie*

[@nandabun]

Fra*nk

[@michaeldraven5393]

*Arnold

[@malachiatkinson7245]

*Armin

[@Wallis_2001]

Ya'll ever get to a flight of stairs in a dream, but instead of walking down you just jump the entire thing?

[@officialapplewhite]

YESSSSSS

[@Stalmoblin]

YES

[@LuckiSir]

I had that once, ONCE!! I grew one white wing and flew

[@DraconyForce]

All the time ; _ ; Then i grab the railing, and im just left dangling in a snail-stair

[@heliveruscalion9124]

Whenever i have dreams where i like take an elevator or smth, the elevator tends to just go up and down for what feels like hours

[@P1K3L]

I hate the ones where it's a great and fun time, but you wake up but can't go back to sleep, so you're just bummed out for the rest of the day.

[@silverwiki196]

Once I had a dream that I was in Mexico buying carpets and Sasuke was sitting in a corner and I asked him if he was doing ok and then we had a heart to heart chat

[@dattos140]

Sasuke from naruto?

[@silverwiki196]

@@dattos140 YEAH

[@dattos140]

@@silverwiki196 thats legit kinda cool doe i wish i had cool dreams because despite being a huge weeb i have never had a dream with a anime charchter in them

[@silverwiki196]

@@dattos140 it was kinda weird for me though bc I've literally never watched Naruto

[@silverwiki196]

@@dattos140 :^)

[@imannazeerudin352]

The weirdest nightmare I had once involved everyone including myself transforming into seagulls and laughing like Tidus from Final Fantasy X.

[@MrWhite-ju3vl]

I still recall my worst nightmare, from when i was 6. I was a detective and i had this like rookie partner, and we were investigating these like homicide cases were there were no injuries but they were dead, but like it was obviously foul play, and we tracked the killer down to this carnival, and he was like selling these “trips to heaven” were people pay money to lay down in this american flag metal coffin and they supposedly go to heaven for 4 minutes and come back. My partner, she wanted to do the thing because we knew that he was the killer, so she got inside the coffin as i was screaming “NO DONT” and fucking like everything shifted into a hellscape and this demonic voice was flashing like pentagrams and 666 in my face and was going “SHES MINE NOW” and shit like “YOU WILL KNOW THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL - 666” and then i woke up screaming but no one heard me and i looked next to me and my partners dead ass corpse was in the bed and then her eyes snapped open and i screamed harder and then i woke up in real life, screaming. Good times

[@MarkosDantes]

Holy shit that's fucked up, but an amazing story prompt. Just... never become a detective...

[@funnyusername4774]

Jesus Christ that’s intense

[@Colb_OnTheCob]

*at 6 years old*

[@trulyinfamous]

I had one about that age where I was in a third person 3d game controlling pops from regular show (like 2 years before the show came out) and jumping on to platforms surrounded by dark fog that I kept trying falling into.

[@sampeabody1869]

HoRy ShEt

[@RustyPawz]

As a kid I got nightmares about being lost in a field and hunted down by a robot vacuume that sucks peoples hearts out through their chest

[@jacobbeiler8152]

For people who aren't aware, everyone has an average of 5-7 dreams every night, assuming you sleep around 8 hours. People who "don't dream" just don't remember those dreams.

[@devondumais665]

I was actually just about to say this. Thanks for saving me the efforts!

[@plbster]

My dreams are fucking weird they're always a deja vu type thing but for the next day.

[@Peachy_Fuzzy]

Not being able to remember things makes me so angry, just because I want to remember but I know there's nothing I can do

[@drewthatguy4933]

Woah

[@savannaconner1096]

@@plbster My dreams are weird too. Whenever I have an event to go to, like a competition (I'm in a marching band), the night before, I would ALWAYS have a dream where I was late to that event.

[@glennlewis7142]

I constantly have dreams where I’m at like high school, and I can’t remember what classes I’m in, what my locker is, etc. And then I’ll come to the realization that I’m done with school and I’ll just leave.

[@ultradude15]

The dream I remember the most is a dream where I was on a road trip with Koume and Kotake from Ocarina of Time, and we were at a crossroads, and they were just arguing over which way we needed to turn. The dream ended before they sorted it out. I loved how in-character it all was for them.

[@MarkosDantes]

Holy shit that's amazing

[@rats0fevil]

I once had a dream where I was basically sacrificed by my art teacher. It was wacky.

[@CakeEatingDragon]

Oh man, the guy that had a trip in elf land must be what those kids in jumanji sounded like

[@theaterpsycho8885]

When I was like, 5, I had a dream the night before me and my mom were gonna be moving. I was in my grandparent’s house, where we lived when I was an infant and hadn’t seen for a few years. The mad hatter came to my house, sat down with my mom, and had a small tea party with her. My child-self immediately didn’t trust him, and I tried to tell my mom he was up to something. But every time I spoke to her, he would push a big red button on his palm and electrocute me. I tried whispering to her, thinking he wouldn’t hear me, but he clearly saw me doing it. Worse part was that my mom was getting annoyed and frustrated with me, shoving me away and acting like I was a burden. The dream ended with me laying on my bed, crying because the mad hatter killed my mom, despite me never seeing him do it,

[@FDSDeathmatchmakers]

I only get boring, realistic nightmares. No zombie apocalypses or anything like that. I just dream that I wake up late for an appointment, or I'm lost while driving. Honestly, those are scarier to me than zombie nightmares just because of how close to life they are.

[@kamilee4123]

Flip D Switch I've had dreams about forgetting stuff I wanted to bring to work or showing up late. They're pretty bad.

[@brycethebattlephoenix3720]

I remember a dream where I was late for a school bus

[@XSilverRose03X]

I always have dreams that I'm back in high school and I'm always late getting ready to go because I forget about all the things I need for school as it's been a while xD

[@mary-kristyyetter5022]

Those zombie apocalypse dreams are no joke terrifying for me, I have one every year or so and they scare the shit out of me each and every time

[@alyssam8550]

*BARNACLES*

[@LadyMoss17]

What have you done?!

[@SlyHikari03]

**Face just explodes**

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

I had a dream where I met Junji Ito himself, we had a chat which felt like an eternity, until he asked "Do you like the spiral shape?", I said yes, he said "good.", and literally morphed into a fucking spiral, he was rolling after me, when he was about to squish me, I violently woke up....... That dream gave me an existential crisis.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

You also got mega terrified by reading Junji’s Uzumaki??

[@zeldonyx495]

who all would love to see the Barnacles movie?

[@peevin7836]

That would actually be the funniest shit

[@obiwancc]

Someone should get to writing the script

[@jsabourin8593]

@@obiwancc I'm on it

[@thequeerishere9662]

it’s just like, *BARNACLES!* _credits roll while stupid pop music plays_

[@noriakikakyoin6833]

Make sure its like an hour and a half of driving and the tattoo and hellscape scenes are like 30 minutes long but the tatooing is 20 minutes of it

[@Bunbiichuffn]

Ive had the school dreams so vividly that it's confused me as to whether or not I'm actually in a school prison of some kind

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Jafari Hanson 2020 "We'll put soda in your water fountains".

[@GurschlempfMurrtelburfge]

boooiooioi

[@biguglybucker]

hes got my vote

[@HumorHouse42]

I know who I’m voting for now

[@hanleal2001]

I remember a dream I had where Dan, Arin, and I were just walking around downtown where I live just chilling and making jokes. I still remember how happy and relaxed I felt once I woke up. God I wish I could actually meet them.

[@xIsabellaNightmarex]

My mom's has some old fashioned Mexican superstitions with dreams and she told me if you dream of someone dying, that means someone you know in real life is going to get married/have a wedding very soon. Vice versa if you dream of a wedding, someone you know is going to die... yeah

[@SIDE9995_]

(Has a wedding dream every night) *O NO*

[@syltwee]

Cliffymetal598 [GD/Flipnote] youre killing everyone around you rip

[@duane2881]

I died in my dreams i dont dream anymore because im dead

[@TheMCzorro]

I JUST DIII-EED IN YOUR DREEEAAAMS TONIIIIGHT

[@nxcromxncer]

Its arms smh

[@TheMCzorro]

@@nxcromxncer Do you think I don't fucking know this?

[@C00l-k1d]

One time before I went to bed I checked on Splatoon 2 to see if there was gonna be a splatfest right before going to bed, there was not a splatfest. Then that night I had a dream that pearl and marina announced the splatfest. The next day I woke up and checked Splatoon 2 for a splatfest and there Was one with the exact same theme as the one in my dream.

[@dontlookfo2763]

oh my GOD

[@brutalrattle]

That happened to me but with clash of clans. I dreamt that a new major update had come out and when I wake up in the morning *the freaking night village is released*

[@SIDE9995_]

I saw someone in a dream a YEAR before I saw them irl It is crazy af now

[@heliveruscalion9124]

Lol i just predicted that my parents would get a white stove to replace our old black one

[@tommyfromwiisports3020]

I’ve also predicted stuff when I dream. One time I predicted that in school I was talking to my friends and Like 6 months later I had that same conversation and I was having a deja vu. I even told them I knew that.

[@rowansidhe3239]

it’s actually really common for regular cannabis use to affect your dreams. I use that side effect intentionally to curb my PTSD nightmares. I dream so much and so vividly (thanks, trauma!) that for me cannabis only limits my dreams to a degree. I’ve had a lot of friends who took a T break and had super vivid elaborate dreams every night during that time.

[@issanghessi5661]

i never have dreams that make sense, one that sticks out to me is a dream where i was lost in a swamp and then i fainted, and as i lost conciousness a group of anthro aligator businessmen swarmed around me asking me if i needed help. i woke up then

[@13eaewe7m3thso]

that means you're a furry and you need to make an alligator sona i'm sorry those are the rules

[@patchesgaming7423]

I just pictures them going "Eh he he, looks like we got a sucker here. Alright boys, let's do this."

[@heliveruscalion9124]

@@patchesgaming7423 they also have to have like glasses, ties and suitcases and nothing else

[@obiwancc]

That just sound like you were tripping major ballsack

[@patchesgaming7423]

@@obiwancc Isn't that what all dreams are, really?

[@zoo7217]

I had a dream the other night that Dan brought me a stolen Burger King marquee as a gift. Thanks Dan.

[@jakebears]

I always have really wholesome dreams. Like in my dream I’ll be hanging out with a cute girl and nothing happens. Just cute wholesome things

[@jackgrieco3192]

Dude I'm so jealous...

[@emilyrose3005]

I rarely have those king but I had one just a few nights ago and it made me really happy

[@stayhydrated2371]

whenever i have dreams they start off wholesome like that and then something bad has to happen

[@htk9972]

What the hell? An actual modern GG compilation with Jon? Impossible!!

[@rhysm.5915]

I have the dreams like Arin described, where I try to text and can't all the time. Also a lot of dreams where I'm drunk again and everyone is mad at me, but I can't remember getting drunk, so I feel super powerless. Like Dan said, it's great to wake up and find out it didn't really happen.

[@moonstone4832]

I tend to dream about checking the hour on my phone.

[@ohades2132]

2:28 I had that sort of dream about my brother when I was 12 and that morning when I woke up I just started crying and ran to his room and hugged him.

[@jessicalanderos905]

i used to have this recurring dream where i would just be walking in this foreign war zone, only to realize that it's not foreign (at least to me) but actually in the US. and as i walk around, i try to find someone, anyone, but it seems like i'm the only survivor for some reason. after walking around for hours i hear a noise. like a loud mechanical noise. i walk towards to it, only to find a huge machine that looks super extraterrestrial and it lights up as soon as i get within 20 feet of it. and it gets louder, brighter, and it looks like it's about to fire at me and as soon as it's about to blast me, i let out a scream and immediately wake up. in retrospect, it doesn't sound too scary compared to other people's nightmares, but this dream still scares the living shit out of me when i talk about it. thank god i stopped having it.

[@jeremypedersen6894]

WHAT I had a dream like that but it involved a castle? But the dude? In charge like ate souls idk but you described exactly the last person who was about to have their soul eaten but before it happened I woke up.

[@mikeysauce8228]

(Mechanical machine starts whirring) "AW NO NOT AGAI--"

[@MM-tm7hm]

Had a vivid dream where the whole town disappeared and I woke up sad thinking I was alone and my family was outside at the time that I woke up so I walked around just moping about for about 5 minutes before my sister walks in and I almost went into shock before I realized I had been dreaming

[@Katie-uwu]

I either have nightmares or batshit crazy dreams. There's no in between. Once I dreamt I was being hunted by a sentient Art Pose statue thingy, and it inly moved while you weren't looking at it.

[@MarkosDantes]

I once had a dream I was being chased through a warped, funhouse, weird warped version of my actual house by the Other Mother from Coraline; the funny thing tho is that I was completely unperturbed the entire time.

[@hidden_animator522]

I’ve had the Weeping Angels dream too. Wonder what it means...

[@christykinder6875]

So blink.

[@oldgoblin6976]

This is the best channel. I watch it just as much as I watch the GG channel.

[@rena8904]

I had a dream a couple years ago that Dan kissed me in a nightclub. It actually led me to discovering that I was bicurious

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Don't worry, Dan does that to everyone.

[@modernmedievalist7223]

Wait tf is bicurious

[@rena8904]

@@modernmedievalist7223 exactly what it sounds like curious about bisexuality

[@modernmedievalist7223]

Tristan Farrell ah. Forgive my arrogance

[@rena8904]

@@modernmedievalist7223 hey no worries man, we're all learning

[@aortaplatinum]

The pacing and events of Arin's barnacle dream sound very familiar... I guarantee you that if he had turn around and ran, he would have found a tunnel of light and come out the other side face to face with NiGHTS.

[@LuckiSir]

YEAH!!!! The one where you lived an entire life with time skips, then when you finally close your eyes surrounded by your family you wake up from your dream vaguely remembering it like "....Did I just...."

[@MissJukeBox8]

omg i've been trying to find the elf dream episode for so long thank you!

[@makennamurphy9691]

Same here *:D* What a weird story. I have to say, it does make me supercurious about DMT. Edit: 9:26

[@MissJukeBox8]

@@makennamurphy9691 i've never done any drugs stronger than weed but tbh it sounds kinda awesome ...hey are those police sirens?

[@RexyWolf]

I'm with Dan about the wet dreams. My friends have had tons and I've had none. But my dreams also blue ball me by making the dream super hot, but then I wake up

[@dattos140]

I have wet dreams where im having sex and even cum in dream but i never come in real life its weird I also have dreams where i just wake up and pee in a toiley and keep repeating till i wake up but i never pee myself

[@first782]

Closest I've had to a wet dream was sitting naked on a bed with some one then waking up after we talked for like 30 seconds

[@RexyWolf]

Yesiamtaco01 Never said they were furry dreams

[@drawingbirb]

Mine are always super weird, like “We’re in a medieval castle and we’re under attack, let’s jerk this guy off and shoot his cum at the enemy.”

[@RexyWolf]

Yesiamtaco01 Fair enough, friend

[@yacoubenad506]

When I was 4 years old I had this dream that I was at someplace outdoors in the middle of the night, and I was staring at this wall which had white light shining on it from an unknown source behind me, and I could see the shadow of a man that had a cartoony body and shape that was crying like a baby with a man voice. It's really weird and kinda hard to explain, but this dream left feeling sad, scared, and uncomfortable to this very day (mostly sad). The way he was crying was so weird but it made feel this weird kind of sadness that I can't explain. I never told this to anyone, I don't know why (doubt anyone would read this anyway). Something about it just me makes me so sad everytime I think about it.

[@SammyBirdTheGreat]

Also dmt is a weird drug because there’s a hellish amount gatekeeping - every time I’ve been interested in it and going to that collective consciousness space my hookups are like ‘you aren’t old enough to fully understand the weight of the trip and I won’t sell it to you for another 10 years at least’. Like m8 I’m not gonna be interested in doing drugs when I’m 30

[@TheRealDVHollow]

I do hallucinogens occasionally and I'm 31. You're never too old for drugs!

[@user-fc8mf2is4b]

lol no drug dealer will say that

[@rainbowvomitself]

dmt is the psychedelic to end all psychedelics. its really not something to be taken lightly. im sure you know this but imagine your dealer wont sell it to you for that reason. ive never taken it personally and ive used other psychedelics and had some really strong/vivid trips. im too scared of dmt personally lol.

[@SammyBirdTheGreat]

what hte fuck you do have a point but when I take mushrooms it’s specifically for self-reflection and to help understand and pull apart my depression and anxiety. I know I’m probably not ready for a dmt trip but damn if I don’t want to see what’s up with it - plus I’ve heard the right way to take it is to work your way up to a full dose, just to smoke a little bit, experience & ruminate on that, wait a couple weeks or months and go again. Idk I see where they’re coming from it’s just kind of frustrating to be told I’ll know better when I’m older ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@finerz321]

Have you considered doing your own extraction?

[@alexmolina8039]

That moment when you're halfway dreaming and halfway awake. Then you trip in your dreams and freak the fuck out in your bed

[@Kaymac192]

I keep having dreams where I levitate, fly, or float. Now, this would't be that weird, but these dreams have formed a story arc. Another night, I'll dream a sequel to the last dream. I won't even realize it's a sequel until I begin flying. So weird.

[@tariqscorner4001]

Kaymac192 So, that dream is basically day 12 of No nut November.

[@mrmanwithchocolate]

Man, I’ve never really been able to have vivid dreams after being aware that I could control them. What I CAN do however, is create plots subconsciously which are interesting enough that when I finally wake up from the world I’ve dreamt up, even if I open my eyes and see the sun, if I shut my eyes before getting up, I’m now back in the dream remembering the plot as I went through it. It’s really cool stuff, the way dreams work...

[@ohok8970]

I dream sometimes, and I remember mostly parts of it, but there are times, where I don't remember anything about my dream, but throughout the day, I'll get hints about what happened in the dream. It's like a deja vu.

[@woodgatejack]

I have dreams that, upon awakening, I remember having before. But then I can't actually remember remembering the dream I "remembered". Did I actually have the dream before, is has the dream created false memories?

[@dennis_duran]

Arin’s explaination of a fever dream is super relatable

[@chaysemurphy8239]

I can relate to Dans stories of his dreams about his loved ones dying in his dream and waking up and realizing that your parents are still alive. Have woken up crying like this. Heavy Shit to start off a day.

[@hidden_animator522]

Chayse Murphy had a dream my dog died and I was absolutely destroyed the next day

[@Mical2001]

I love how everyone whose heard about it is immediately interested in DMT. Like, I don't plan on doing any drugs, but if I do, that's definitely the one I'm interested in. Also, I apparently have been curious about it before, as when reading the Wikipedia article, I remember that I had in fact read something about "machine elves" in the past. Lol

[@artsyscrub3226]

O often have dreams where id fall off a cliff but magicly have glider wings and float down gently.

[@blastketchup4953]

You’re Batman in that dream lol

[@artsyscrub3226]

@@blastketchup4953 Im not the hero gothem wants. Im the hero it deserves.

[@SIDE9995_]

Sometimes I feel like I rolled of something but I’m still on my bed when I wake up

[@woodgatejack]

One thing that drives me apeshit is when people say "If you dream that you're falling and actually hit the ground, you DIE in real life!" Okay, okay... Let's think about it logically- I would imagine that there are numerous occasions when people die in their sleep. How can we know what they were dreaming about? _They_ can't tell us, they're dead! Has anyone been found in their bed with multiple broken bones and soft-tissue damage, consistent with injures sustained from those sustained from hitting the ground after a great fall? For me, this bullshit goes hand-in-hand with the absolute certainty that anyone falling from a great height will die of a heart-attack _before_ they hit the ground. Once again, _how_ can anyone possible _know_ that? Do you throw someone from a hot-air balloon wired to a heart monitor?

[@loafodisease614]

When they ended the episode, I legitimately unconsciously clicked another compilation and thought about it for a good 30 seconds until I realized it wasnt finished.

[@LexusKyran]

I have this recurring dream where I'm at my old school and everyone that I had class with from middle school on foward is there. The funny twist is that i had this dream for a lot of years, and each time I have it there is more people there, normally my newest friends, and I interact with them with my current personality. It is almost like going back in time with my mind of today. Like, in one of the most recent instalments, I was just talking with this girl I liked on middle (which I wasn't even one of her friends back then) e then I went on to fight with my ex-girlfriend from high school. Yeah that's crazy. I looking foward to the next sequel of my dream, where my atheist, dark humorous friend will probably be there *(I betting he's going to kill someone)*

[@mackstax4440]

You ever have a dream where you end up back in the same dream years later. But from some important figures point of view?

[@mikeysauce8228]

"It's good to be back." (Idiot bully waddles in) "OH FOR THE LOVE OF MOTHER MARY MERCY"

[@iamfourmana]

You know, this is kind of like a hub world of sorts.

[@BlueGuy98]

Danny’s dream about the rotary phone sounds like a good premise for a movie

[@dontlookfo2763]

probably my strangest and most funny dream was one i had when i was like 9 or something. i was going to the pe room at my school, we were gonna play splatoon that period. and just as i walked in the door some kid came up to me and said "i just got a new high score on ninja turtles around the world!" now ninja turtles around the world was essentially a game where there were 3 ninja turtles (yes the ones from tmnt) in front of the screen hula hooping. the center turtle was the closest to the screen, but it was weird cuz my classmates' faces were plastered onto the faces of the ninja turtles. to score you had to click a very large earth that was revolving in the background. it was so easy and not even fun but everyone loved it so much. later on in the dream our school was having an assembly and at the assembly they did this huge presentation about the game. they displayed it using a projector and out of nowhere one of the teachers ran up in front of the projector and started dancing like a maniac. and she had that crazy look on her face too. the best part was that NOBODY found it to be remarkable in the slightest and i was only slightly weirded out by it. its been almost 4 years since i had that dream and i still consider it to be my favorite dream of all time just cuz it was so damn funny to me at the time and STILL is.

[@zacharywood9416]

vari unable I love how you felt like you needed to clear up that they were in fact the ninja turtles (yes those ninja turtles)

[@Machouseproductions]

I once had a Twilight Zone-esque dream where the earth was being bombarded by constant meteor showers that were heating up the atmosphere. The dream ended with it getting so hot that I could feel my skin melting off, and I had to watch as the faces of people around me just sort of sloughed off Raiders of the Lost Ark style. Definitely the most disturbing dream that I can remember.

[@Raze_134]

Had a dream once where there were these people in suits throwing axes at a bunch of homeless people from one end of a long rectangular room. It was like an execution where, if the executioner missed, the executee can fight back

[@ubermaster134]

so "dodge axe"?

[@woodgatejack]

"So, I threw my axe... and I missed. So I threw another... and I missed. Then I had a popsicle..."

[@chiquitin_o]

_E X T R E M E D O D G E B A L L_

[@DJPonychan18]

So I’ve had weird ass dreams. Quite a few involved Dan and Arin. One was a creepy dude was trying to kidnap me at a convention, and I found Danny and Arin and asked them for help, so they jumped up and attacked the guy and did heroic poses and shit and wanted to marry me all the sudden. And then there was one where Danny kissed me. I think I just love the game grumps!

[@doll.perasite9030]

I had a dream that Danny punched Ross in the nuts then Arin did it then Danny said “you wanna try?” I felt bad but my dream self got a head start and kicked him nuts back into us body and he just collapsed on the floor in tears puking blood up ...Arin grabbed himself feeling the pain of a homie getting nut busted and Danny said “JESUS CHRIST DANNY!! NOT THAT HARD” My name is Danny as well so I called him dan in my dream I woke up and just... posted it on tumblr and my friend said I need help we are no longer friends for other reasons

[@isadora9836]

sometimes my dreams control my emotions. like a few months ago i had this dream where a girl I had been hardcore crushing on for a year and a half just hugged me and told me she didnt like me. then, the next morning, boom! no icky feelings. I think my subconscious sensed that i needed to emotionally heal, like really fast. I’ve also gotten spontaneous crushes on people after having random wet dreams about them. I wake up in the morning, see them at school and just think 😏😏😏

[@PolarBear-rc4ks]

I remember once having a dream which then changed, a bit like how an advert plays between a show (the advert is like a mini irrelevent dream between the bigger dream). Here's what I vividly recalled afterwards... --------------------- I was standing on a floating stroopwafel platform, as were other people. People had speech bubbles showing what they were speaking about (but the normal text slowly morphed into just 'stroopwafel') The background was a repeating pattern of stroopwafels. And all the way through a large image of one was gliding towards me, whilst there was the noise of what sounding like a distorted voice getting louder and louder.

[@svinjamaria]

I always dream of being directly under an apocalypse sky full of explosions and seizure inducing colors.. it’s horrifying and fun at the very same time

[@kamptey]

literally the worst feeling is having a dream where you meet someone that you fall in love with, spend years of your life and adopt a few dogs with and ultimately become extremely happy, more happy than you could ever imagine. then you wake up and everything sucks

[@RhythmGrizz]

I'll adopt dogs with you

[@jimb8444]

Hearing about all of the crazy dreams they have is a bit saddening for me. I’ve never had a dream at all. It’s always just blinking but when I open my eyes 6 hours passed.

[@acoin1116]

7:51 I've had that "dream ability sabotage" thing happen to me before too, when I was really young. I was having a lucid dream (or at least partially lucid anyway) where I was in the living room watching TV with my sister and I thought "Wait, this is a dream!" and started trying to fly like Superman, and my brain was like "Well... you don't really know how to fly, so..." and my 'flight' was more like a slow, floaty glide. Years later, I can still remember how unimpressed my sister was.

[@Subpar1O1]

I had an incredibly strange dream where Stuart Little was driving his red car over a bridge, and out of nowhere he drives off the bridge and starts falling while showing no emotion and gets eaten by a shark. In mid air. And it was all in the first person for me. I suspect it was because I watched Stuart Little and a portion of Jaws in the same day.

[@Subpar1O1]

And apparently most dreams have meanings to them (like if your teeth fall out in a dream that means you have a fear if getting old). So I don't know what the flying fuck my dream meant

[@jacklawrence1253]

I have a recurring nightmare that I’m being attacked by someone and my family and my friends are all sitting there laughing at me telling me how sad and pathetic I am and that I will never be worth anything to any one and I can’t do anything about it

[@pecklespeckle1]

I had this dream where I was on a trip in a carriage but then I had to get out. Then I was at my house, I got into bed so no on would assume anything happened. Then I woke up and saw a mirror (there was a mirror on the ground because I had just moved in). In that mirror was this woman who I thought was gonna kill me. She owned a black cat and dressed in violet clothing that looked like it was from 1750. I was 25% conscious, and was scared out of my mind. It just kept flashing between real life, with the mirror intact and reflecting nothing, and the dream, where the cracked mirror had a woman slowly making her way into reality. Then I realized a Grumps compilation was on, paid attention to it, and became fully conscious. There is now a special place in my heart for Arin. Everyone loves Dan, but Arin brought me back from what felt like hell, and that means things to me

[@wizkid3643]

12:26 HIT OR MISS I GUESS THE NEVER MISS *HUH*

[@SaintSentry]

I LEFT MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN SHE TOOK THE KIDS HUH

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

MWAH

[@CrimsoNoobie64]

Hit or miss She took the fucking kids

[@thequeerishere9662]

OH MY GOD

[@TioPollito]

i fuckin knew you guys were here!

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

The way arin said "no" in the first story just made me laugh.

[@randybutternubbs521]

I've had this same dream three times, all when i was very young. There was a gigantic talking t Rex living in the woods behind my family's house. It seemed friendly, and i talked to it every day, while it just stood there above the tree line. But one day, it did not respond when i spoke to it, it just stood there as if it was deaf. I got the feeling i should run inside as fast as I could, so I bolted for my back door, and it started chasing me. I got inside just a second before its jaws closed where i had been running, just a second ago. It then went to the front of the house and began banging on the garage door with its head, I always woke up here. The most clear dream I ever had was this, also happening when i was very young. I was coming down stairs on Saturday morning from bed. As soon as I got to the bottom of the stairs, a giant spider, about the size of a cat, started chasing me around the house. When I got the my dining room, I found my family eating breakfast, and they told me the spider was our new pet. later that day i was walking into my living room with the spider. there was a credit card-looking thing on the coffee table and it zapped me when i walked by it. Then again, later that night my whole family, except me, was standing around the fire place about to open the chimney to let out the smoke. when the turned the thing that opened it, lightning came through the chimney and zapped my family. They then turned into frankenstein's monster-looking things, and the one that was my dad said,"midnight nightmare", and then the dream ended.

[@cymonin5549]

My dreams are almost always either scary or weird. I can't really remember any wholesome or nice dreams. One the most common things I experience, when I remember my dreams, is being in freefall and the sense of "Oh shit I can't stop this, I'm gonna die." Like one time, I went up the stairs from my house, and I looked back down where I came and it looked like it came from an endless pit. And I proceded to somehow fall over the banisters, cuz I was being chased after something. Another time, which was recent and weirdly scary, was a dream of me going sledding through a car park / highway. On top of high traffic, it felt like the streets were sloped at like 70 degrees or more, and so I was trying to slow down and stop my sled. Fortunately, I almost always forget my dreams (or never have dreams. Dunno which.)

[@scrimmybingus6876]

90% of my dreams are just me being late to class - _ -

[@KainCarthyst]

I thought I was the only one that went through several years and the entire grieving process mourning a loved one in a dream