Game Jam Malware

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[@TwentySeventhLetter]

"Haha, I'll submit malware to a game jam!" Thor: "I'm in your walls"

[@d34dstruck13]

He's in the firewalls.... HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN FIREWALLS

[@youngestchild1103]

Thor: "I screen captured all your porn bookmarks and folder and posted it to your Facebook for nan-nan to see"

[@alansmithee419]

"I am inside your home."

[@crusaderanimation6967]

"But my walls are made out of bricks" "I KNOW WHAT I SAID"

[@Thewhiterabbit360]

Hes not in the walls He IS the walls

[@oz4689]

This is the IT version of “Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.”

[@onestopgamechannel7846]

bruh not the narnia reference

[@athormaximoff4634]

​@@onestopgamechannel7846what is an "aslan" anyways?

[@laurelkeeper]

@@onestopgamechannel7846you’ve been narn’d on

[@theirishviking9278]

​@@athormaximoff4634According to the author Jesus and our Jesus at that

[@athormaximoff4634]

@@theirishviking9278 So Jesus is a furry? I didn't know JC was kinky like that, happy for him though.

[@jk7074]

Given the seasoned security expert he is, sending Thor malware is like sending John Wick death threats.

[@indianmarshmello.]

accurate

[@silver_crone]

about John Wick's puppy.

[@28nhed]

No. Pencils.

[@lagg1e]

You shot his Game Jam? And then stole his car?

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

"He killed 4 hackers. WITH A FUCKING MACBOOK!"

[@TheSkink]

"I know where your control and command centre is" was said with such joyful presence it came all the way around back to threatening

[@Hartmanclan]

Malicious glee, perhaps

[@fishbiter9409]

"Look down, I'm holding your heart in my hands."

[@billyparker1896]

what does he mean by control server?

[@andrewcurtin7003]

​@@billyparker1896 Based on some googling. The malware gets dropped into pcs, and then the malware connects to this server through the internet of the infwcted pc, at which point the server can send commands to these infected pcs for their own use.

[@JK-hf3tp]

@@billyparker1896 I have no idea. Also is he implying that hes going to attack someones hardware and its ok because "they did it first wahhhh"?

[@Wok777]

"And I've given it to my friends" is possibly the worst thing you want to hear after hearing "long history in offensive security"

[@pretzelbomb6105]

_Later, in a community college cybersecurity class_ "Alright everyone, you've presented some lovely pieces of malware. Before we put them through the security gamut, we'll be using another server a friend of mine sourced as a baseline."

[@niscent_]

i mean, there's about two main things they can do. track him done and give his data to the police. or breach his server and wipe it. of you're a cyber sec expert and public, you can assume that you're playing the hacking game everyday.

[@panykfelidae9018]

"Given it to the authorities": I sleep "Given it to my friends": oh

[@k_tess]

They embedded a music video in his files. And made EVERY directory link point to that file instead of it's normal location( made everything into a link) The original file was a music video of some dude named "Rick"

[@lebendystraw3683]

​@@k_tessRick Troll'd

[@PhantomSavage]

Dude has - 20 years of experience doing cyber security for the biggest online game in the world. - Broke security systems of Power Plants for the government - Won 3 black badges 3 years in a row at the Hacker Olympics - Has an army of ferrets "lol, I'm gonna send him malware"

[@johnysnoww3831]

Does he literally have multiple ferrets :D ?

[@squareplaygaming7206]

Yes he does :D about 6 or 7 if ive count correctly. Dudes a badass

[@jackryan4313]

Bro😂"lol, I'm gonna get him so good"

[@jackryan4313]

But wait... power plants? Yikes... dude can be a menace and chooses to be a gem

[@DamianSzajnowski]

Now, the ferrets scare me

[@Emy0530]

Sending a skilled hacker like thor a malware package seems worthy of a darwin award

[@gickygackers]

He's not that smart, and nobody smart/smarter would watch Thor :D

[@nick1177]

@@gickygackers was paid to hack into Nuclear plants "not that smart".

[@esfbse8347]

@@gickygackersyet here you are on a thor video

[@gickygackers]

@@esfbse8347 better to assume yourself as dumb 😅

[@rory8182]

@@gickygackers eh, he may not be amazing, but he is clearly a cut above Mr Game Jam Malware

[@iaj1410]

Sending a malware package to an offensive security specialist is like trying to pick a knifefight with a navy seal

[@NostalgicOccultist]

Or like shooting an arrow at a tank

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

It’s honestly worse, somehow

[@SudsyMedusa53]

Or in this case, like trying to pick a knife fight with an entire Navy warship.

[@hugofontes5708]

Picking a knife fight with a knife factory

[@mistahhbeangaming8127]

Or trying to do an eating competition against them, where the food is crayons.

[@natecrazybuilder3085]

Bros a cyber security Markiplier

[@rileystockton8925]

This comment lmfaooooo

[@IAMTHEGOOCHALMIGHTY]

oh my god it is

[@mjverostek1278]

I don't know what a Markiplier is

[@phoenixsenju8984]

@@mjverostek1278it’s the “HELLO EVERYONE it is markiplier and welcome to…” guy or you may also know him as the “WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87” guy if you don’t know him for either then congrats you have a life

[@delavanty]

​@@mjverostek1278what the...... Dude have u been living on a rock? Have you at least heard of jacksepticeye

[@rylog8]

"You didn't infect me with that file. You provided me with a target."

[@mahapatrasohamm]

Oh hell yeah

[@nonexistentsquare2092]

It’s like being hit with an arrow, except now you know what direction it came from

[@nubnubbud]

@@nonexistentsquare2092 *arrow clinks,* *tank turret moves*

[@ReaveShot]

​@@nubnubbudyes

[@shakenbake7777]

I can't help but hear JC say that because of your profile pic

[@barkobama7385]

There is no bigger threat from a curious hacker than a sincere, "you have my full and undivided attention"

[@ciand9910]

"You couldn’t handle my full and undivided attention“

[@slynthrax]

The IT version of "You call that a knife THIS is a knife"

[@SoranoGuardias]

That's the equivalent of telling a drunken Marine "no balls".

[@futuza]

I see you've played Knifey Spooney before.

[@skyrosy2213]

“You know who you are.” “And I know that, too.”

[@killertrr1]

Hacker: "I know where you live." Anon: "Yeah? So do I."

[@pixelmace1423]

“Here’s your IP address” “Oh thanks, never got around to seeing what it was!”

[@mr.dinglebop2439]

​@@pixelmace1423me as a hacker

[@flukshun]

Also, all your base are belong to us.

[@veeegy2745]

Man, I wish I knew who I am

[@colinwalker4824]

As someone who does not understand the nether realm inside my computer, this just sounds like an elder wizard clowning on a novice magical practitioner.

[@fabians7751]

It's not exactly inaccurate XD

[@whyomgwhywtf]

Yea, its pretty much exactly that 😂

[@prestonrobertson4415]

That is EXACTLY what is going on here.

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

"You have attempted to Hex me. I have long discarded my Soul into another Vessel, but due to your negligent arrogance, you have revealed your Soul name. I suggest you find a priest."

[@LRK-GT]

Technology is magic. Magic is technology. Your statement is accurate.

[@ObiWanBidoofy]

Thor seeing the malware package. "hey thanks, i needed a good laugh today" lol

[@Yael_D_]

“Somebody call an ambulance BUT NOT FOR ME !!”

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎

[@DillonMeyer]

"You've sent me malware. I've sent you my malicious intent."

[@Dfc4life]

Genius 😂😂

[@constancebashford2324]

Maltent

[@Unimaginative12]

“You’re in my world now not your world, and I got friends on the other side”

[@JarisJ_]

This one was top tier

[@39ban9]

The proud smile before “somebody sent me malware”. Like someone sent him a lil treat.

[@danksage9869]

bro was like "awee sweet gift here have a better one" lmfaoooo

[@lordgrub12345]

Bro really said "Malware? For me? :3"

[@bofh139]

He was probably drinking rum and laughing while reversing/capturing the traffic from it. Then sent it to this "friends" to play with since they have "Release the Hounds" on it and have zero blowback.

[@JamSleazy92]

It was the face he pulled when he said " I've given to my friends" 😂

[@mkkarate6495]

His friend are going to release the malware sender's address, social security number, mother's maiden name, place of study/work...................

[@Bdod1124]

I was totally expecting, "you know who you are....and so do I"

[@elijahmarshall475]

“Offensive security” has gotta be one of the most ominous sounding job descriptions

[@StarcraftOakley]

"I've tracked down and called your mom, she's very dissappointed"

[@pooperdooper3576]

He actually did that one time, though. 😂

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

Funniest part is he actually did that

[@bouledepoil3720]

​@@gaIIowsCaIibratorwhere can I see the clip ?

[@thepopeofkeke]

BA! Purfect comment. You toil long hours digging and every now and then (Also how many shorts sink holes have we gone down to get the reference)

[@smellund]

​@@bouledepoil3720 kzbin.infoMQj2EFBABIY

[@DatSwif]

"you might wanna shut it down" the scariest sentence in that guy's life

[@lukeskywalker82]

Immediately in my head I got the scene of a guy having a huge big ass magnet and just scrambling through his machines as fast as he can

[@donerzombie1349]

​@@lukeskywalker82only worked with HDDs, SSDs don't give a shit

[@lukeskywalker82]

@@donerzombie1349 really? It doesn't work on SSD? Curious.

[@donerzombie1349]

@@lukeskywalker82 even more than that: On HDDs it actually only works when running as it pulls down the reading head inside to touch and, if it is moving, scratch the disk inside making it useless. As an SSD doesn't have that it is pretty much safe as the inner workings are quite stable and non-magnetic. Also, a scratched HDD is not a safe way to prevent anyone from getting your data as it is probably possible to polish the upper layer, as there is a protective see through layer on those disks. After polishing the disk should work again making the magnetic removal attempt a dangerously unsafe method to clear data. There is software to actively overwrite data on an HDD, which is the best way of deleting it without traces. The written data is basically random scrambling with no meaning, as to overwrite old data which otherwise would still be on the disk after "deleting" it as deleting data on an HDD actually just deletes the indizes for that data from the registry making it unfindable for normal reading operations on the disk. If you just read out all data on it though, you still could get to it, making the simple act of deleting the data useless.

[@comedycorpse9768]

Im about to take a shot every time i see an account named lukeSkywalker. I swear to god you guyd are everywhere

[@A120AMIR12]

"You know who you are" The way he said it was threatening as hell😂

[@yahdood6015]

“I’ve given it to my friends [at the bureau of investigation].”

[@corvus71]

"I'm not locked in here with you... YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH *ME* "

[@kendobc]

Was gonna comment this but I KNEW someone would do it for me (=

[@resevoirdog]

Reminds me of "they've got us surrounded... those poor bastards..."

[@dochudson7284]

Issac Clark moment

[@CheesyCrotch]

just here to make sure someone did this bit, good work, keep it up lads

[@damagedskvll]

Perfect comment

[@elani]

-Scallywag tries to plunder merchant ship -It's actually a royal navy ship -The entire royal navy is about to plunder the scallywag

[@SB35702]

Probably a bit more like -scallywag decides to plunder ship -cannonballs fade through the ship as it ceases to exist -sky opens up and God himself decends to open your third eye and second asshole.

[@Idnekib]

That innocent smile while he's talking is gold.

[@texrayvision]

Security Engineers: "Don't threaten me with a good time :)"

[@NathanTruby]

'I have been sent malware. The FBI will be raiding your house shortly. You know who you are.'

[@jonathanabgrall6075]

Really doubt he sent the FBI lol. There's much funnier options for someone in his position.

[@toasterkolin9951]

​@@jonathanabgrall6075True, but what other group or agency are willing to kill "innocents" without a second thought?

[@bagelboi4321]

@@toasterkolin9951 The CIA

[@emmyturner7385]

​@@toasterkolin9951the regular literate police

[@iamgoingtogoof]

​@@toasterkolin9951Just about any civillian with a gun if provoked enough

[@trooper6277]

Ah yes, send Malware to the incredibly skilled programmer who’s entire thing is being able to defend AGAINST MALWARE

[@Strv103Moment]

The stupidity of teens doesnt surprise me anymore

[@MrStone125]

Tbf if they manage to get that through then that's p good for them.

[@niscent_]

to be fair, all it takes is having a single time where you don't pay attention...

[@TheZeroed_]

​@@niscent_you're talking about a CYBERSECURITY EXPERT. Their WHOLE SHTICK and whatnotnis about their own safety; They're never gonna slip up.

[@TheZeroed_]

​@@niscent_soooo

[@thedesireguardian2470]

"ive given it to my friends" is surprising menacing

[@KrookedOne]

Whenever I see the drop-down bar for your twitch at the start of your ytshorts, I can’t help but to read it as “Pirates Of Tware” 😂

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Ooohhh I want THAT game... and I love that this is the sort of good place on the internet that tells me "then MAKE it". Maybe I WILL, Imaginary Instance of Thor.

[@madmintentertainment6268]

bro straight up said "I have a particular set of skills"

[@7HEMUFFINMAN]

"Skills I have aqquired over a very long career" also works terrifyingly well

[@liltrashpanda174]

"You might wanna shut it down" lmao

[@aaronparks1439]

* Perpetrator runs to his server to shut it down and sees a malicious program wreaking havic and unpluggs it, knowing full well it's too late* "Sorry, Bro, better luck next time"

[@Mor1adim]

@@aaronparks1439 The equivalent of "Run"

[@dynastygaming1374]

​@Mor1adim the internet is a funny place. I love the reference

[@RMGamer31O]

This feels like the equivalent of a bandit thinking they can take down the Dragonborn after they just finished the main campaign or something.

[@ChristianStout]

Sending each other malware sounds like the kind of thing security engineers do for fun on the weekends.

[@hamster2845]

Your muddy bootprints can be followed back to the little cave that you came from.

[@sechesin7111]

Let's be honest; it's probably a basement.

[@TheMytoya]

@@sechesin7111 Eh, pretty much the same thing.

[@beetlegoose9808]

okay liam neeson damn

[@username172]

​@@TheMytoyaye, cave= hole in the ground Basement = manmade hole in the ground

[@mattwing05]

"You take a shot at the king, you best not miss. Cause you only get one shot"

[@Cosmosis462]

Do not miss your chance to blow

[@Norinia]

You better realize that’s not the king, that’s his body double, and now the Royal snipers have a bead on your location.

[@toastedorange9106]

Bro didn't even get his first shot off 😂😂😂

[@JorgetePanete]

'cause*

[@dglesterhardunkichud4287]

@@Cosmosis462this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

[@bakersmileyface]

"offensive security" sounds an aweful lot like Anakin Skywalker's "aggressive negotiations"

[@owensmith5366]

This sounds like the movie villain explaining their entire plan

[@drewprosser8861]

Thor said “DO NOT TAKE ME AS SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS”

[@stellviahohenheim]

His name is Thor?

[@chrayez]

@@stellviahohenheimlegally it’s his middle name, but yes. (And I’m pretty sure it’s been his middle name since birth - his dad’s just badass like that)

[@ermutanda3802]

this is like walking into John Wick's house and trying to kill him, we all know how it ends

[@tmac2744]

After thousands dead there is a duel in another country at a historic landmark where an idiot failed to remember the rules.

[@Magevast9]

@@tmac2744that. Is the best description of the John wick 4 ending I have ever heard

[@QargZer]

​@@tmac2744he didn't forget the rules... He wasn't paying attention due to arrogance.

[@tmac2744]

@@QargZer Arrogance can cause one to "forget the rules in the moment", which is what he did. I have actually seen it in real life, totally forgetting the rules, and lacking awareness of what is actually going on due to one's own arrogance. They couldn't even remember the rules until reminded...

[@QargZer]

@@tmac2744 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppDImZmkbZ5rfqssi=K5AtH7r_tJLQHiIr He didn't forget the rules. He didn't pay attention to the fact John didn't pull the trigger. He knew the rules and attempted to use them to his advantage but his arrogance got him killed by not paying attention.

[@System509]

The security equivalent of “I’m a time traveller I point and laugh at archeologists”

[@windie7718]

I know Thor hates ads in his vids, but I would deeply enjoy him doing educational vids for cyber security even if they had dozens of 1 minute ad breaks; free educational content from a reputed source that could aid me in building a career in cyber security (yes pls) and the only catch is an ad break every 10-15 min? The main issue is forming a curriculum but I’d love to be the Guinea pig that helps form said curriculum. He may or may not also have the connections to make an actual program that aids his students who graduate in finding jobs subsequent to proving their knowledge. Imagine providing millions with that kind of opportunity and understanding especially going into a heavily cyber influenced society

[@TheAeroPlays]

How shameful. Thor's doing something nice for the community and then there's a random person trying to maliciously attack him. Also, never send malware to a cybersecurity expert. That's the equivalent of trying to pick a fight with a UFC fighter... 😂 Keep it up PirateSoftware!

[@PirateSoftware]

Happens every time!

[@penguinmonk7661]

To be fiar, at least last game jam, some of the "Malwares" are just people playing cat and mouse with Thor. But there are in fact genuine bad apples and that sucks.

[@stoneagealienz874]

Yea I'm pretty sure it's the fact THAT he has that background that motivates people to try it. It's more an ego thing than an attempt to actually get anything material out of it. They wanna see how far they can get and probably trust he's not gonna do much in response other than some playful trolling.

[@FoxBatinaHat]

They get a kick from the (thought) of ruining somethint. What sadism.

[@sergiok8036]

​@@PirateSoftwareHow did you become a cyber security pro? Do you like it? I'm asking cause I'm interested in becoming one

[@floruhls9418]

“..and I have a long history in offensive security.” is just about the scariest sentence a computer nerd can say to you. I wish I had the skills you do

[@Utrilus]

"Offensive Security" is that an euphemism for hacking? Counter hacking?

[@dragon.7191]

@@Utrilus it's essentially what most know as ethical hacking.

[@Ormathon]

@Utrilus White hat hacking :). As in they are hired by a company or run a company that sells their services to try and hack companies, and find their weaknesses so the companies can patch them. So black hats cant get in and steal or ruin it.

[@ghostbravo7127]

@@Utrilus Red team for the DOE.

[@cburn-YT]

@@Utrilus Offensive security typically entails remote and local hacking where a company, say google, hires hackers via another company to find any and all holes in your security, if done properly individuals can also do the same under some bounty systems, not 100% aware of how that works, but, it does exist

[@GIBBO4182]

“I’m not stuck in here with, you’re stuck in here with ME!” 😂😂

[@Jdog-tt8qe]

This was so perfectly delivered and natural. Guys got mad charisma

[@keyboundDragon]

Must be terrifying when the person you send malware to smiles while saying they just received malware, lol

[@jedimika]

It's like "By doing so, you've consented to what is about to happen."

[@freakymoejoe2]

COWABUNGA IT IS

[@Not_interestEd-]

"this prank is gonna be hilarious, I can't wait to see his dumbfounded reaction!" I know where your control server is. "Uhhh.... that was, intentional!" _panics and quickly shuts off host server_ "haha, be crazy if someone tried hacking you right!?"

[@FreedomIII]

He's damn near *giddy* talking about it, too 😂

[@Hudston]

The way he says "...and I've given it to my friends" with just a hint of mischief and then doesn't elaborate is hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.

[@AgitpropPsyop]

“You might wanna shut it down” Imagine being on the family computer hearing that.

[@thor498]

He probably wouldn't here it because it's already to late 😂

[@MackPaddy]

That's exactly what happened to all of the famous hackers of olde. Mom answers the knock at the door, turns out to be a team of FBI, Secret Service, and SWAT. She of course offers them tea and cookies while they rough up the horn-rimmed, greasy-haired, Cheeto's-stained, Mountain Dew addict and smash everything in the house looking for 3.5" floppys.

[@simonnading]

That shrug and smile after the words "offensive security" 😂

[@Notfenfen]

Imagine sending someone malware and then YOU get doxxed. Truly a Reverse Uno Card moment

[@arandomkobold8403]

+ PARRIED

[@MaddieM4]

The "NO U" of it all is really satisfying. I imagine if I was the person who submitted malware, I'd be having a veeeerrry different emotional response to it though 😂

[@aurin_komak]

(Y) Flurry Rush

[@kamally]

He didn't get caught, its just his C2 server that got exposed. Its not a big deal at all to just take it down

[@p4rk5h]

@@kamally if he was a script kiddie, which seems to be true, some of "his" friends can either "request access to disk image" nor reverse shell heck out of it. After that, get /var/log/auth.log, grep out successful logins, get ip, and voila! An IP Address. Probably already pwned out C2 and Thor just waiting for attacker to ssh into machine with his own IP. If then, good luck lol

[@Mr_Chunk]

Bro really just pulled an Uno Reverse card

[@colinb8623]

Underated comment 😂

[@Hornswroggle]

To be fair they sent their malware to the guy who is more or less *printing* UNO-reverse-cards...

[@Abunai_Gaming]

Was just about to comment this, well done friendo

[@Ravenholm337]

Basically "but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career."

[@wasntwas]

"You know who you are, but i do too."

[@josephduenas4718]

"And ive given it to my friends 🤷🏽‍♂️" me panicking as if im smart enough to send malware 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎

[@Ken_neThT]

Dude really just said "what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

[@thekhfan1260]

Based comment.

[@anjwater]

That sound familiar 😂

[@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133]

Not just skills, but connections too...

[@SkrappyQ]

Someone with three DEFCON black badges is probably the last person on earth you want to hear "And I've given it to my friends! :)" from

[@qawi272]

How is every short of this man just pure gold?!

[@RafaelFreitasPizza]

I have been watching his Shorts for the last 4 days. And I can confirm, it is pure gold!

[@Inigoovd]

Fucking goldmine

[@jibberism9910]

It's quite amazing indeed. Worth the hellscroll.

[@leandrocastello309]

His knowledge and his voice add a lot of charisma

[@tomh6588]

It's also of markedly more substance then a lot of the tripe posted on youtube shorts.

[@danlorett2184]

"I know where your server is. Sry bro the fire mission was completed 30 seconds ago, you got about 5 seconds before they land"

[@syvnay]

"oops, it already landed when I'm talking. Sorry buddy I take your precious 5 seconds."

[@FurballGamer]

"Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago."

[@_laryssa]

How smart, sending malware to the cyber security specialist

[@DakkonAkrossa]

Nothing reinspires my faith in Franz and the Hammer more than seeing the mortars rally and get back to work. Wonderfully done.

[@Anything_Random]

“Genjutsu of that level doesn’t work on me”

[@dosskyyy]

God I love this guy. He's wholesome even when being super threatening

[@VoidHxnter]

This is the equivalent of a new player who has a few good gear pieces and thinks he can take on a late games boss he isnt ready for.

[@axelfrank3139]

the fact he's not mad he's just mildly bemused should be a terrifying warning.

[@thewagid]

He looks like a proud dad after he said "one of you sent me a Malware Pakage"

[@justtocomment4100]

Viewer: your mom Thor: *ip adress*

[@jacobcollier4223]

More like, Viewer: "gib ip address" Pirate boi: "your mother's IP address"

[@SeraphimDoesSomething]

nah more like Viewer: I have your IP haha Thor: Answer your door, nerd

[@MartinFinnerup]

I mean, an IP is generally public information, and not very useful in most cases. If someone is trying to scare you by saying they have your IP, you have nothing to worry about. They don't know what they're doing, and think they can scare you.

[@puppet8495]

​​@@MartinFinnerupDenial of Service, that's about it, but you're still wrong about them 'not being able to do anything' with it

[@RoddyDev]

Your IP Address is ::1 there is no escape for you now

[@darkunicorn6669]

You can tell how happy he is to actually do this shit and put his skills to use.

[@haxorusimp2980]

Chump walked right into the dragon's den and didn't expect to get roasted. 😂 Hope you scared them straight, Thor!

[@curtissanders9861]

That " You know who you are..." was malicious on its own lmao

[@alemirdikson]

Imagine having the balls to try to infect a cyber security guy's system with malware.

[@TheLaughingMan42]

I wouldn't call it having balls. I would call it being an idiot.

[@etuanno]

He for sure runs it on a virtual machine. I haven't yet heared of a virus that can breach out of the VM into your own PC because it can't detect it. It could do it in theory though.

[@ramirl]

​@@etuannoSuch malware can exist though, especially if you didn't isolate your virtual hardware properly. Even just a shared network adapter is sometimes enough to break out of a VM.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

​@@etuannoThere is hypervisors, but not sure if you can install one from within a VM. Safest bet is always to do what he did, have a PC disconnected from everything with nothing valuable saved to it.

[@kjcorder]

​@@notoriousgoblin83airgap ftw.

[@RoachMogul]

After all the shorts I've seen pop up in my feed, I cannot overstate how much respect I have for this man.

[@blakebolinger6091]

You should host a malware tool jam where the goal is to create one of those meme programs like BonziBuddy or the goose that pulls stuff around. Call it the "Break Thor's PC Jam"

[@elEiBi]

This was the most savage "dis you?" Ever

[@Densema]

Just this single Sentence. "You know who you are." That voice. That tone. Literal chills.😂😂

[@e-boy9486]

Sending a malware package to thor is like nuking godzilla, youve made it infinitely worse for yourselves

[@AshenAlpha]

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me, AND MY FRIENDS"

[@AkaRystik]

this man is a legend, he fucks with hackers and trolls in the funnest way imaginable and I'm here for it

[@scissorssaint]

“you dare use my own spells against me potter!?”

[@SparkyPCGMR]

idk why but I love watching these. Guy is just so smart and chill

[@TheKrensada]

I fear a professional hacker more than a threat I can see in front of me.

[@akaiappears]

"I've given it to my friends" has got to be the worst ending in that persons adventure.

[@ARC1701A]

Nobody ever sends a Benware package. "Hi, thanks for running my program. You're a wonderful person! Here is a recipe for cookies. I hope you enjoy." And it turns out the cookies are actually legit and good.

[@Oby1KaToby]

I'm glued to this guys reels

[@jonathancruz5848]

This dude cracks me the hell up. I wish there more people on the web like this guy. Good humor and knowledge

[@supersonic4863]

"we know where you live, Tom. give yourself up now and we might be a little gentler"

[@lyrebird712]

but Tom's a genius!

[@tformerdude6788]

​@@lyrebird712Geniuses can be morons, too.XD

[@resevoirdog]

"They've got us surrounded... those poor bastards 😅"

[@ColdFuego-]

*"I'm not stick in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!"* -Rorschach

[@imeowmeowkat]

Man I’m sorry but that fucking “You will be able to do this” re-altered my brain

[@Slap_Ninja]

This has gotta be the most badass nerd moment ever

[@amoff2009]

“I have a very specific set of skills , skills I use to find people like you “

[@anthonysteer4798]

Sending a malware package to a guy with a history in offensive security is like walking up to a cop and pulling a knife out

[@meowdaruff5621]

this is like someone explaining to me how to "ease" depression while i'm here with my safety mechanisms

[@maximusowo]

"i'm not locked up here with your malware, your malware is locked up here with me"

[@jumoi1586]

I love how he was like im busy playing games buuuut my friends however 😂

[@seankelly3540]

Man that's my favorite part, it's like "you can't even beg for mercy, I gave it to my looney friends, you're screwed right up bro" xD

[@jumoi1586]

@@seankelly3540 They could ask, but... It's not up to him at that point🤣

[@magrat3247]

i love this so much the person behind that prolly got a cold sweat and slightly shat themselves

[@Jam-jr5yy]

You once said you will randomly pop up to prevent doom scrolling but I literally only ever have you on my shorts now lol. YOU ARE MY DOOMSCROLLING NOW THOR

[@orb1t867]

The smile that crept onto my face when you said "we know where you are" was pure evil, i love it

[@rolfheinziger3196]

When he said "you know who you are" I was full on expecting him to say "and now I do too"

[@AsylumOfSolitude]

He didn’t have to lmao it was so heavily implied and all the more menacing 💀

[@johannlefering3345]

"You're barely learning the language, I wrote the bloody book."