Yeah cause D&D thought they hadn’t insulted disabled people enough
@yeahey5947 Жыл бұрын
It’s ok by that point he didn’t have any emotion or personality
@randombencounter2637 жыл бұрын
"Assume that every prayer is a loaded gun." sounds like a line from American Gods.
@Sarcastro_782 жыл бұрын
Hey Schwift, about being paralyzed, it certainly is interesting. I had a stroke at 23 and lost my entire right (head to toes). When I first woke after a series of strokes, my right side felt still a tad tingly, like when you sleep on an arm funny and cut off the blood. I tried to move for an hour but just couldn't lift myself because my entire right side was 105lbs of dead weight. When I was first stood up by paramedics (who' thought I had OD'd on drugs) let me try to stand straight and I started to fall. I had a few more strokies at the hospital and my mom told me when I was awake for a few moments that I'd had a stroke, I never really understood what one was until it happened. It was something that happened to 80 and 90 years old's in my family. The next morning I couldn't' feel anything on my right side, not a damn thing on the right side of face, arm, leg and sure as shit couldn't move. After 4 days I was in a tall walker (came up chest high to lean on) and trying to walk with a therapist moving right leg along for me in stepping motion. spent 37 more days in hospital for in-patient rehab getting the leg to begin to move but my arm just never came back much. I can walk and my right arm crooks up and in to my chest, but at least it's not just flopping and hanging their useless like I have seen with stroke patients. It's my utility arm these days. I spent 2.5 more years in out-patient rehab and then cut my losses and now the gym and life are therapy. Having a right hand that does pretty much nothing and is just a long for the ride is strange as I grew up right handed and have become a south-paw. Sometimes laying in bed when I am fully relaxed I can get fingers and my thumb to move a bit but when I get up and tension builds in muscles the hand stops obeying. My vision was out in my right so I got to experience our ape stereoscopic vision realigning as my right eye began to function again. I was blind in the right eye for about 5 days then as the overlapping vision refocused I saw triple of an object I was trying to focus sight on. That lasted for almost a month before it cleared up. I lost about 20% hearing in my right ear. It was weird fighting to get things I'd just always had since birth and never thought much about trying to make them move because they always just did. But staring at your hand and in your my mind yelling at with will to move and it just doesn't, sometimes I'd to just lop it off. Part of would like a cool new cyborg arm and part of still hopes I can build on that growing movement in all five digits that has been happening the last few months. It's been 21 years so those lazy gits need to contribute. What I miss most is two boobs in two hands. I can usually manage two with the one but it's just not the same. The brain is remarkable and it can re-wire and routes some connections, though they may not be as good as the OEM parts.
@lythaogg7 жыл бұрын
Started off saying there would be no tangents.... sadness. Then ALL THE TANGENTS ....yayness
@RiciB137 жыл бұрын
No tanges: 13 minutes in, 1 minute intro, 4 minutes about the chapter, 8 minutes about Westerosi astronomy, the Karstark history and some other tangens shit :D that is why I love you Schwifty
@this_is_chycanthropy3 жыл бұрын
I choked when he said "Bran the Broken". D&D listened to this. Confirmed.
@Spartacus1142 жыл бұрын
That implies they gave a shit about the story or lore
@DagothDaddy7 жыл бұрын
How have I only just now discovered these XD
@BMWalker88827 жыл бұрын
Assassin Cactus It's great. Now you can binge watch the other videos.
@AsharOzborne954 жыл бұрын
Bloodraven was performing brain surgery with years of experience, ample time and a scalpel. Bran was was performing "brain surgery" while being as fresh as green grass, in desperation and with a butcher's cleaver.
@Aipe977 жыл бұрын
well I would like to argue that they use the reins of castamiere so often in the show because they want the audience to remember it for when the red wedding happens, after the red wedding they don't use it as much as before
@ferrousallotrope11 ай бұрын
“We’re gonna be to task, to topic ,to subject” (20 seconds later) “The average person is about 40% leg” Love it. More tangents please.
@rufescenteagle72997 жыл бұрын
Long day at work and coming home to this is such a treat
@CharlieZeltzer7 жыл бұрын
I feel super late to this party, but you guys are keeping me going.
@tbunating14517 жыл бұрын
was super exhausted and slept through it :( I'll be there next time guys!
@starwarsnerd1003 ай бұрын
“You Westerosi are a funny people, a man chops your fingers off and you fall in love with him.” I thought Salador San was joking, but between Davos and Umber maybe it’s true!
@Lee_Enfield957 жыл бұрын
Jon was a Virgo. Till the cave... 😜
@adriansuarez95237 жыл бұрын
You're back!!!! The alt schwift drought is over! I definitely think we deserve a new video
@CRob1727 жыл бұрын
Stream was awesome again guys, love you all and also you guys should join the discord, I am lonely in there right now. #shwiftysquwad
@sffrnndzn7 жыл бұрын
This stream was delightful.
@dontaintnever7 жыл бұрын
tangents are the best part
@kat85593 жыл бұрын
John snow is obviously a virgo. His only pisces trait is the brooding.
@kat85593 жыл бұрын
JON SORRY
@Spartacus1142 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean
@ManBearPig13247 жыл бұрын
Great work man. Always love these
@adipsous2 жыл бұрын
Rapunzel is my favorite Dizzy Gillespie princess. Best animated kiss EVER!
@leahlemieux7 жыл бұрын
sounds like the Schwiftonator has the ol' Melbourne cold. :(
@sleepingdragon557 жыл бұрын
Discord seems like a good idea.
@Dan-fu9eo7 жыл бұрын
the discord channel is a great idea!
@jolinefields3460 Жыл бұрын
Hey there from 5 years in the future (just acknowledging the information stated here this was made 5years ago 😅) but I’m here to say thank you I tried to watch a livestream that was interesting but the whole vibe was really stressful and so many people were jumping up and down to be acknowledged and it was stated that to get noticed you need to pay or don’t bother …couldn’t be bothered to stop the inside jokes, and giggling, and speaking directly to other people, and even though I was trying to ask a super chat or a sticker or even do a PayPal or a Patreon and I just couldn’t and I kept getting bounced out of the stream I just realized I would’ve loved to catch any live stream because they’re a vibe, but I don’t know dude it was like a bunch of yappers and kind of up their ass and just a lot of giggling and inside jokes that were really just offputting and I put this on instead and your first few sentences made me so happy and reminded me that there is a place for everybody and I really like you’re unique and Super smart, funny, sarcastic, quips, and I knew that I could just listen and not feel pressured to just be Uber Simping just a little bit too much ego even though the actual overall knowledge and discussion and videos were great I like the theories and in all of it I would just prefer to watch it on the rerun because no one is important unless they’re just trying to just jump up into the person‘s ass crack sorry that’s lewd and I am still trying to figure out what is wrong with my money or my cards that I have tried to use to support my favorites and I appreciate you and vibes, Andrea reading and all that great stuff thank you again the check is in the mail
@NatanDiskin7 жыл бұрын
you should link the Facebook page in the description
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen3 жыл бұрын
Nyke Daenerys Jelmāzmo hen Targārio Lentrot, hen Valyrio Uēpo ānogār iksan. Valyrio muño ēngos ñuhys issa.
@valleU2 жыл бұрын
Nitpick here, losing legs is not the same as becoming paralyzed and in this videos case, vice versa.
@alwaysblazen13697 жыл бұрын
i think jon snow is more of a Sagittarius
@KlaraL-_-7 жыл бұрын
I´ve just found the facebook page and it seems alright... or reddit? I don´t know many other social media pages. And thanks for the reading, it was great :)
@josiethompson24207 жыл бұрын
yeeah! alt likes my suggestion about discord!
@thesaltyelephant79803 жыл бұрын
Jon is definitely a Pisces
@katie58227 жыл бұрын
God Bedazzled was the best. So were the first two Mummy movies for that matter.
@gurleensanghera79157 жыл бұрын
Trailer 2 breakdown! Plz plz plz
@Arensi7 жыл бұрын
He already said he's working on it
@deffientllynotjalenbutler17367 ай бұрын
Branden Fraser is pretty good at acting
@tabeeb997 жыл бұрын
will Arya be the first to return north
@Mcslider7 жыл бұрын
Starts at 00:13
@jordanthomas77022 жыл бұрын
More like 01:26 lol
@SKYSHOTGAMING7 жыл бұрын
im down for a discord group
@SpiderDisco7 жыл бұрын
Discord or reddit > facebook I'm surprised anybody is in favor of facebook.
@DawidKov7 жыл бұрын
Is there any way to find out about streams beforehand?
@belikeapanda96257 жыл бұрын
I guess he streams every episode now? (correct me if I'm wrong) And the new chapters arrive every monday, wednesday and friday - 9pm eastern time (that means east coast of the USA)
@tbunating14517 жыл бұрын
pleasee do clash bro
@tracyranger7 жыл бұрын
I vote Jon is a Pisces cuz he's so Emo all the time
@adipsous2 жыл бұрын
Sensitive dude, Pisces for sure.
@adipsous2 жыл бұрын
Although, he's very responsible. Not Pisces.
@maxrimmer10277 жыл бұрын
My man! I've created a subreddit for us all as IMO it's a better platform than Facebook. DM me on reddit and I'll transfer it to you.
@user-vb4fs6wb4s7 жыл бұрын
It's in 4:00AM here in israel :(
@warriormermaid62687 жыл бұрын
woohoo
@warriormermaid62687 жыл бұрын
an hour earlier would be much better :)
@aushbegosh30322 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep...
@aushbegosh30322 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep
@miketusz1312 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep
@MartinFW2 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep...
@govindsomadas28662 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep...
@Tosti_Tory Жыл бұрын
Lots of tangents this ep...
@ExileOnDaytonStreet7 жыл бұрын
As of ASOS, Jon is not a Virgo
@adamschwartz69187 жыл бұрын
Oh god the climate change comment.
@a.a6772 жыл бұрын
bran chapters are the most boring lmao
@Corvin_7 жыл бұрын
This is getting a bit too long compared to the first chapters.