Game of Thrones Abridged #54: Bran VI, AGOT

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Alt Schwift X

Alt Schwift X

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@theeobee
@theeobee 4 жыл бұрын
"doesn't wanna be known as Bran the Broken." Oof.
@About37Hobos
@About37Hobos 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah cause D&D thought they hadn’t insulted disabled people enough
@yeahey5947
@yeahey5947 Жыл бұрын
It’s ok by that point he didn’t have any emotion or personality
@randombencounter263
@randombencounter263 7 жыл бұрын
"Assume that every prayer is a loaded gun." sounds like a line from American Gods.
@Sarcastro_78
@Sarcastro_78 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Schwift, about being paralyzed, it certainly is interesting. I had a stroke at 23 and lost my entire right (head to toes). When I first woke after a series of strokes, my right side felt still a tad tingly, like when you sleep on an arm funny and cut off the blood. I tried to move for an hour but just couldn't lift myself because my entire right side was 105lbs of dead weight. When I was first stood up by paramedics (who' thought I had OD'd on drugs) let me try to stand straight and I started to fall. I had a few more strokies at the hospital and my mom told me when I was awake for a few moments that I'd had a stroke, I never really understood what one was until it happened. It was something that happened to 80 and 90 years old's in my family. The next morning I couldn't' feel anything on my right side, not a damn thing on the right side of face, arm, leg and sure as shit couldn't move. After 4 days I was in a tall walker (came up chest high to lean on) and trying to walk with a therapist moving right leg along for me in stepping motion. spent 37 more days in hospital for in-patient rehab getting the leg to begin to move but my arm just never came back much. I can walk and my right arm crooks up and in to my chest, but at least it's not just flopping and hanging their useless like I have seen with stroke patients. It's my utility arm these days. I spent 2.5 more years in out-patient rehab and then cut my losses and now the gym and life are therapy. Having a right hand that does pretty much nothing and is just a long for the ride is strange as I grew up right handed and have become a south-paw. Sometimes laying in bed when I am fully relaxed I can get fingers and my thumb to move a bit but when I get up and tension builds in muscles the hand stops obeying. My vision was out in my right so I got to experience our ape stereoscopic vision realigning as my right eye began to function again. I was blind in the right eye for about 5 days then as the overlapping vision refocused I saw triple of an object I was trying to focus sight on. That lasted for almost a month before it cleared up. I lost about 20% hearing in my right ear. It was weird fighting to get things I'd just always had since birth and never thought much about trying to make them move because they always just did. But staring at your hand and in your my mind yelling at with will to move and it just doesn't, sometimes I'd to just lop it off. Part of would like a cool new cyborg arm and part of still hopes I can build on that growing movement in all five digits that has been happening the last few months. It's been 21 years so those lazy gits need to contribute. What I miss most is two boobs in two hands. I can usually manage two with the one but it's just not the same. The brain is remarkable and it can re-wire and routes some connections, though they may not be as good as the OEM parts.
@lythaogg
@lythaogg 7 жыл бұрын
Started off saying there would be no tangents.... sadness. Then ALL THE TANGENTS ....yayness
@RiciB13
@RiciB13 7 жыл бұрын
No tanges: 13 minutes in, 1 minute intro, 4 minutes about the chapter, 8 minutes about Westerosi astronomy, the Karstark history and some other tangens shit :D that is why I love you Schwifty
@this_is_chycanthropy
@this_is_chycanthropy 3 жыл бұрын
I choked when he said "Bran the Broken". D&D listened to this. Confirmed.
@Spartacus114
@Spartacus114 2 жыл бұрын
That implies they gave a shit about the story or lore
@DagothDaddy
@DagothDaddy 7 жыл бұрын
How have I only just now discovered these XD
@BMWalker8882
@BMWalker8882 7 жыл бұрын
Assassin Cactus It's great. Now you can binge watch the other videos.
@AsharOzborne95
@AsharOzborne95 4 жыл бұрын
Bloodraven was performing brain surgery with years of experience, ample time and a scalpel. Bran was was performing "brain surgery" while being as fresh as green grass, in desperation and with a butcher's cleaver.
@Aipe97
@Aipe97 7 жыл бұрын
well I would like to argue that they use the reins of castamiere so often in the show because they want the audience to remember it for when the red wedding happens, after the red wedding they don't use it as much as before
@ferrousallotrope
@ferrousallotrope 11 ай бұрын
“We’re gonna be to task, to topic ,to subject” (20 seconds later) “The average person is about 40% leg” Love it. More tangents please.
@rufescenteagle7299
@rufescenteagle7299 7 жыл бұрын
Long day at work and coming home to this is such a treat
@CharlieZeltzer
@CharlieZeltzer 7 жыл бұрын
I feel super late to this party, but you guys are keeping me going.
@tbunating1451
@tbunating1451 7 жыл бұрын
was super exhausted and slept through it :( I'll be there next time guys!
@starwarsnerd100
@starwarsnerd100 3 ай бұрын
“You Westerosi are a funny people, a man chops your fingers off and you fall in love with him.” I thought Salador San was joking, but between Davos and Umber maybe it’s true!
@Lee_Enfield95
@Lee_Enfield95 7 жыл бұрын
Jon was a Virgo. Till the cave... 😜
@adriansuarez9523
@adriansuarez9523 7 жыл бұрын
You're back!!!! The alt schwift drought is over! I definitely think we deserve a new video
@CRob172
@CRob172 7 жыл бұрын
Stream was awesome again guys, love you all and also you guys should join the discord, I am lonely in there right now. #shwiftysquwad
@sffrnndzn
@sffrnndzn 7 жыл бұрын
This stream was delightful.
@dontaintnever
@dontaintnever 7 жыл бұрын
tangents are the best part
@kat8559
@kat8559 3 жыл бұрын
John snow is obviously a virgo. His only pisces trait is the brooding.
@kat8559
@kat8559 3 жыл бұрын
JON SORRY
@Spartacus114
@Spartacus114 2 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean
@ManBearPig1324
@ManBearPig1324 7 жыл бұрын
Great work man. Always love these
@adipsous
@adipsous 2 жыл бұрын
Rapunzel is my favorite Dizzy Gillespie princess. Best animated kiss EVER!
@leahlemieux
@leahlemieux 7 жыл бұрын
sounds like the Schwiftonator has the ol' Melbourne cold. :(
@sleepingdragon55
@sleepingdragon55 7 жыл бұрын
Discord seems like a good idea.
@Dan-fu9eo
@Dan-fu9eo 7 жыл бұрын
the discord channel is a great idea!
@jolinefields3460
@jolinefields3460 Жыл бұрын
Hey there from 5 years in the future (just acknowledging the information stated here this was made 5years ago 😅) but I’m here to say thank you I tried to watch a livestream that was interesting but the whole vibe was really stressful and so many people were jumping up and down to be acknowledged and it was stated that to get noticed you need to pay or don’t bother …couldn’t be bothered to stop the inside jokes, and giggling, and speaking directly to other people, and even though I was trying to ask a super chat or a sticker or even do a PayPal or a Patreon and I just couldn’t and I kept getting bounced out of the stream I just realized I would’ve loved to catch any live stream because they’re a vibe, but I don’t know dude it was like a bunch of yappers and kind of up their ass and just a lot of giggling and inside jokes that were really just offputting and I put this on instead and your first few sentences made me so happy and reminded me that there is a place for everybody and I really like you’re unique and Super smart, funny, sarcastic, quips, and I knew that I could just listen and not feel pressured to just be Uber Simping just a little bit too much ego even though the actual overall knowledge and discussion and videos were great I like the theories and in all of it I would just prefer to watch it on the rerun because no one is important unless they’re just trying to just jump up into the person‘s ass crack sorry that’s lewd and I am still trying to figure out what is wrong with my money or my cards that I have tried to use to support my favorites and I appreciate you and vibes, Andrea reading and all that great stuff thank you again the check is in the mail
@NatanDiskin
@NatanDiskin 7 жыл бұрын
you should link the Facebook page in the description
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen 3 жыл бұрын
Nyke Daenerys Jelmāzmo hen Targārio Lentrot, hen Valyrio Uēpo ānogār iksan. Valyrio muño ēngos ñuhys issa.
@valleU
@valleU 2 жыл бұрын
Nitpick here, losing legs is not the same as becoming paralyzed and in this videos case, vice versa.
@alwaysblazen1369
@alwaysblazen1369 7 жыл бұрын
i think jon snow is more of a Sagittarius
@KlaraL-_-
@KlaraL-_- 7 жыл бұрын
I´ve just found the facebook page and it seems alright... or reddit? I don´t know many other social media pages. And thanks for the reading, it was great :)
@josiethompson2420
@josiethompson2420 7 жыл бұрын
yeeah! alt likes my suggestion about discord!
@thesaltyelephant7980
@thesaltyelephant7980 3 жыл бұрын
Jon is definitely a Pisces
@katie5822
@katie5822 7 жыл бұрын
God Bedazzled was the best. So were the first two Mummy movies for that matter.
@gurleensanghera7915
@gurleensanghera7915 7 жыл бұрын
Trailer 2 breakdown! Plz plz plz
@Arensi
@Arensi 7 жыл бұрын
He already said he's working on it
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 7 ай бұрын
Branden Fraser is pretty good at acting
@tabeeb99
@tabeeb99 7 жыл бұрын
will Arya be the first to return north
@Mcslider
@Mcslider 7 жыл бұрын
Starts at 00:13
@jordanthomas7702
@jordanthomas7702 2 жыл бұрын
More like 01:26 lol
@SKYSHOTGAMING
@SKYSHOTGAMING 7 жыл бұрын
im down for a discord group
@SpiderDisco
@SpiderDisco 7 жыл бұрын
Discord or reddit > facebook I'm surprised anybody is in favor of facebook.
@DawidKov
@DawidKov 7 жыл бұрын
Is there any way to find out about streams beforehand?
@belikeapanda9625
@belikeapanda9625 7 жыл бұрын
I guess he streams every episode now? (correct me if I'm wrong) And the new chapters arrive every monday, wednesday and friday - 9pm eastern time (that means east coast of the USA)
@tbunating1451
@tbunating1451 7 жыл бұрын
pleasee do clash bro
@tracyranger
@tracyranger 7 жыл бұрын
I vote Jon is a Pisces cuz he's so Emo all the time
@adipsous
@adipsous 2 жыл бұрын
Sensitive dude, Pisces for sure.
@adipsous
@adipsous 2 жыл бұрын
Although, he's very responsible. Not Pisces.
@maxrimmer1027
@maxrimmer1027 7 жыл бұрын
My man! I've created a subreddit for us all as IMO it's a better platform than Facebook. DM me on reddit and I'll transfer it to you.
@user-vb4fs6wb4s
@user-vb4fs6wb4s 7 жыл бұрын
It's in 4:00AM here in israel :(
@warriormermaid6268
@warriormermaid6268 7 жыл бұрын
woohoo
@warriormermaid6268
@warriormermaid6268 7 жыл бұрын
an hour earlier would be much better :)
@aushbegosh3032
@aushbegosh3032 2 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep...
@aushbegosh3032
@aushbegosh3032 2 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep
@miketusz131
@miketusz131 2 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep
@MartinFW
@MartinFW 2 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep...
@govindsomadas2866
@govindsomadas2866 2 жыл бұрын
Lot of tangents this ep...
@Tosti_Tory
@Tosti_Tory Жыл бұрын
Lots of tangents this ep...
@ExileOnDaytonStreet
@ExileOnDaytonStreet 7 жыл бұрын
As of ASOS, Jon is not a Virgo
@adamschwartz6918
@adamschwartz6918 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god the climate change comment.
@a.a677
@a.a677 2 жыл бұрын
bran chapters are the most boring lmao
@Corvin_
@Corvin_ 7 жыл бұрын
This is getting a bit too long compared to the first chapters.
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