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@rikkeholmberg7 жыл бұрын
The Schwift drought has ended. This will be like soothing rain on the chaos of the SchwiftySquwad. Thank you, Thank you. Thank you!
@55bueller7 жыл бұрын
Hi Rikke!
@rikkeholmberg7 жыл бұрын
Hello there :)
@catathielemann32397 жыл бұрын
Hi Rikke, hello Dylan :)
@HelciusCabral7 жыл бұрын
#schwiftysquwad
@joshuajackson530 Жыл бұрын
WE GETTING OUT OF THE DOTHRAKI SEA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Lawngnomeking357 жыл бұрын
Okay, but that Dr. Who reenactment had me falling out of my seat with laughter. Just what I needed on a Monday morning.
@rikkeholmberg7 жыл бұрын
It is Gnome!
@colmbarrett33337 жыл бұрын
Fevre Dream gets a lot more exciting around chapter 12, the vampire factor amps up significantly
@basang327 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I enjoyed it a lot.
@ethnomusicologist17 жыл бұрын
Audio book was exquisite!
@Firmus7777 жыл бұрын
OK, now that we're so close to the end of GOT Abriged we need to know, are you going to jump straight into A Clash of Kings or are you going to finish the first Animorphs book first?
@tbunating14517 жыл бұрын
I've needed this back in my life so much
@rikkeholmberg7 жыл бұрын
A little nutty is a very nice way of putting it. Withdrawals are REAL, I tell you. Started Schwiftpocalypse 2.0.
@smashedavo69497 жыл бұрын
Thank the Gods! Maybe now we can hold off the apocalypse for another month or so... Good job as always Alt, keeping me sane through the hellfire that is uni :P
@smashedavo69497 жыл бұрын
That being said, you really need to work on how you pronounce "dew", I was really confused for like 2 minutes wondering what the fuck a 'Dragon Jew' is XD
@JAEWST2 жыл бұрын
The power of love was at work during season 8 episode 3
@deffientllynotjalenbutler17366 ай бұрын
One of the best chapters in the whole series
@QueenDaenerysTargaryen2 жыл бұрын
I was born to rule the seven kingdoms and I will. 💥🔥🔥🐉🐲🐉🔥🔥💥
@KlaraL-_-7 жыл бұрын
Awesome video, thank you! I finally, watched all of them and I am looking forward to the next one. Of course we all know what happened (D+D=T). RIP Eroeh, Drogo and Rhaego. The audio effects were great, by the way :)
@IvorMektin17017 жыл бұрын
I swear I hear "Dragon Jew" and we all know that's Moishe Dayan!
@larochejaquelein36807 жыл бұрын
Schwift is better than Swift,it is known.
@catathielemann32397 жыл бұрын
It is known
@lythaogg7 жыл бұрын
Yes it is known
@larochejaquelein36807 жыл бұрын
EverythingM A man clearly doesn't know Swift,it is known.
@TGFPdan7 жыл бұрын
Sad to see this series slowly fade
@StuckLoop7 жыл бұрын
Ah finally. Cannon backstory. I love learning new things!
@sffrnndzn7 жыл бұрын
This was a lovely episode!
@WTFoolproof3 жыл бұрын
see, the horse lords do have pillows.
@Ghostwalker20617 жыл бұрын
Dragon Dew, the equivalent of Mountain Dew for Planetos.
@vincye56057 жыл бұрын
Does he do these when he's drunk?
@lesliebailey17 жыл бұрын
A great reread!!
@tbunating14517 жыл бұрын
I miss you.
@lucasadam657 жыл бұрын
More schwift X !!!
@gordonc6157 жыл бұрын
I know u gotta pay the bills but fuck the episode reviews I think we all need to get more schwifty!! Thanks man awesome as always
@ernesttokes5277 жыл бұрын
#Schwiftysquwad
@BudravenOG7 жыл бұрын
Did you skip a week or am I crazy?
@rikkeholmberg7 жыл бұрын
Hash Bandicoot last episode was 13 days ago. Yes, I counted.
@tabeeb997 жыл бұрын
Get the dew, the dragon dew buy now to get the edgelord Jon dlc
@HiddenFossil7 жыл бұрын
Just inject this into my eyeballs
@marktravor40827 жыл бұрын
Dany's Creamy Dew!
@LolimAcatfish Жыл бұрын
nice
@devlinfrew67297 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaay
@MrPaulocitros7 жыл бұрын
Dragon jew
@Nick-ko1jx7 жыл бұрын
this is all I was hearing I swear.
@Ghostwalker20617 жыл бұрын
I heard that as well! It does sound like he's saying "Dragon Jew." Dragon Dew is what he really saying, and now I have to ask if that's the new flavor from Mountain Dew.
@facilegoose93477 жыл бұрын
Protocols of the Elders of Valyria: Abridged
@SoCal8183 жыл бұрын
Holy shit stop trying to tell the Orpheus story if you don't know it. He went down to Hell to get his fiancee and when Hades told him he could take her and go he gave Orpheus one condition. As he walks out of hell with his woman following behind him, he must NOT look back to see if she is following. It's symbolic of the curiosity of man. When Orpheus looks back she's just dragged back down to hell. It has nothing to do with a pillar of salt.
@catathielemann32397 жыл бұрын
Missed you so much, Alt dear. Thanks for the video. And hugs and kisses to the #schwiftysquwad
@LoLotov2 жыл бұрын
Eh at the very end, you say "love is what drives these spells" and I was reminded of when you mentioned randyll tarly using blood magic on sam... it didn't work cause randyll never loved sam.
@carl-henrikfelth398510 ай бұрын
Maybe it did work. Sam did kill an Other after all.
@hairlessoyster36897 жыл бұрын
Summarize the Long awaited Summary- For fucks sake Guy. We had an open rebellion while you were gone. I understand but Fuck, Guy. Anyways, thats all water off of an aquatic murderbirds back. I can't fuck with a book that uses the spelling Fevre. Dragons are having a Tanty as Dragons will do from time to time. As far as Dany chapters go this one is not terrible. Don't look back but learn from your mistakes? which one is it? Fuck the Fuckin' red Door. I don't want to talk about Lemons in Braavos or Red Doors ever again. Stroking your Sex is a bold statement. calling genitals 'Sex' is quite efficient actually. Dany's fears are cold? Does she Know things? Strange Things? Almond Eyes make me hungry. We talked about fears over at the Squwad recently. Mine is fear of being repeatedly assaulted in my face holes with surgical steel by a trained medical professional. with uncontrollable sobbing of Course. Can we stop calling a grazing pasture a Sea? Its fucked. .......And Behind Dany's Face is Davos' Femented Crabmeat. Memory loss is a bitch. I lost a few days after a car accident once and my short term memory is garbage. Also, I lost a few days after a car accident once and my short term memory is garbage. Dreamless Sleep is a pretty common topic. Do you do word search on the PDF versions to quicken the comparison analysis? I bet you do. Rikke, Cata, adVA(bark), Steph, Earnets, and Brando are keeping your squwad in line over here. Did you say Dragon Jew? I have to re-listen. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Dragon Dew. Like Mountain Dew but; ever notice Mountain Dew is the color of WildFyre? that can't be good for you. At All. Drogo? glad you asked, He's a fuckin' Vegetable. You should go stop his breathing with a soft pillow sometime soon. Hey remember that time you birthed a Son? That shit was fuckin' Disgusting. It was the worst baby ever. I saw a baby with two different eyes once but your baby was a complete fuckin' Failure at being cute. Mary Most Dope is strongly cruel. I can only assumed Mary Most Dope has Giant strength in her bloodmage ManHands. Mary Most Dope has ManHands. My sun and Stars........ My waning Moon.... You No Khal to Me. No Khal For You. (Soft Pillow) Sweet Sleep. Rape.. Rape.. Rape.. Moving On, I swear by the air that you breath, I will have my Dragon Requests. I will penetrate you in a New Hole of My Making..... Dragon is on Full Woke Bitches. Full On, Femented Crabmeat-Induced Wokeness. It's Going Down by EPMD. Lets go see whats left of Khal Drogo? Not Much. His Swat Game is on Zero. Ohhhhhhhh SHit...... Here we go with Mary Most Dope dropping some Poetic Wax. Dropping it like its warm to the touch. Dropping it like a Biscuit Machine. Menstrual Activity is the only activity you shouldn't take at Summer Camp. Try Archery it involves less hand washing. ...................Mate. " What Have you Done For Me Lately?" - Mary Most Dope. Life is more then being a breathing Veggie. Very Insightful Schwift. I will rape you to make you better? My spirit animal Huey Lewis and his News told me about the Power Of Love. I will Sexually assault you back to life...... Yeah Nah never mind . (soft Pillow) Cheers Brother, #schwiftysquwad loves your stuff and things and stuff and stuff.
@Dredrick7 жыл бұрын
Schwift chose an odd time to publish this, but I suppose magic has returned to the world so the laws of youtube no longer hold dominion over such matters.
@btarczy50673 жыл бұрын
I think that Dany will adopt Rickon as her son. After his trip to cannibal island he'll be traumatized into a Drogo-state and after so much time has passed Dany will have her nostalgia tingled for the good times she had back in the day and with that establish her new dynasty and the concept of a modern family at the same time. Her boyfriend Vicky Greyjoy will disapprove but he won't wear the pants in that relationship, so what can he do?
@TheScottybomber7 жыл бұрын
#69? Nice.
@CaydenBugg4 жыл бұрын
0:03 nice
@ruigerd3 жыл бұрын
No 69 joke? You've changed alt
@btarczy50673 жыл бұрын
I think he‘s just showing his monk-like self control. Everyone expected it to happen and yet it didn’t. Subverting expectations D&D-style.
@1234ommot7 жыл бұрын
RELEASE SOMETHING I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP TO IT
@ZaeBae227 жыл бұрын
Hope this jumps up after S7 again :D:D
@thunderclap71547 жыл бұрын
Question to all: Will Dany have another child ?
@Dredrick7 жыл бұрын
Thunder Clap She's already had 4, but possibly.
@tbunating14517 жыл бұрын
Wow 20k subs already!
@NostalgiaChubby7 жыл бұрын
only 35 minutes...so bitter-sweet
@lythaogg7 жыл бұрын
Le sigh.
@warriormermaid62687 жыл бұрын
#SchwiftySquwad
@oubrad857 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the post!
@Ssatran2 жыл бұрын
Please never say "having a bit of a tanty" again. Thank you.
@koffeebeanz7 жыл бұрын
I think you're drunk when you're doing these videos haha
@thomasbinder3967 жыл бұрын
@2:58: Not sure if you're just being sarcastic, but the whole 'don't look back' thing is all about temptation and the - supposedly - dire consequences if people fail to resist it, breaking the rules established by local power relations. Better do exactly as we tell you, or you'll also end up as a stone statue!