Game of Thrones Episode 5 Ridiculousness - Angry Rant!

[@xosupreme]

Arya: I'm not walking out of here. - R1 R2 L1 R2 up down right left - Horse appears

[@cameronchristiansamson4792]

LMAO... just like Euron Greyjoy. Man loves to fast travel holy fucking shit

[@rameo89]

LOLOL

[@josephc.5317]

That was obviously the lord of light still looking out for Arya

[@KrangMisterija]

@@josephc.5317 Dumb & Dumber at its finest.

[@AkilahHussain169]

That was Bran who was warging that horse and saved arya, if You watch carefully, the way that white horse looked at arya and wanted her to ride on him.

[@clerns]

That awkward moment when the Mountain is a bajillion times harder to kill than the Night King.

[@Irrelevant_Interests]

Obviously the night king is made of glass he dosnt even run they shatter easily.

[@ppsarrakis]

i almost expected Arya to come out stab him with valyrian steel and he dies.

[@ThePepsiwiz]

Thats because there arent specific weapons designed to one shot the mountain

[@Jyeoi]

I was hoping the Mountian would be the next undead threat

[@bodar]

True, Qyburn should've made a whole fuckin squad of undead warriors in the amount of time it took Daenerys to march north, then back south again. Only dragons could kill them.

[@katra777]

The Mountain was harder to kill than the Night King.

[@theclawyaww3740]

Theon took Winterfell and held it. the Night King couldn't even take it😂

[@styxxhs8048]

The mountain pretty much was a night king...

[@artyman60]

500th like

[@randymcduffie6987]

katra facts

[@LORDdrPepper]

@Sarah Umayyad r/whoosh

[@LAMusing]

Jaime became the Kingslayer to save the people. Jaime fights the dead to save the people. Episode 5 Jaime tells Tyrion "I never cared about the people". Uh...

[@franky_saint]

Yeah. . . and Dany goes 7 seasons saying: "I want to save the innocent from tyranny" and "thousands of infants were murdered for no reason, so I killed the evil slavers instead of the whole city"-- but who gives a shit, because that's too complex for D&D to remember, right?

[@asasassify]

@@franky_saint you obviously put too much value into what characters say. Good characters don't just declare accurate portrayals of thenselves

[@franky_saint]

@@asasassify I put value in consistent writing. Don't be pretentious by assuming you know anything about me or what I think.

[@LilRedRasta]

@@asasassify Umm those words were backed by actions. Killing the king is an action that has consequences for Jaime, he also could have died fighting the walkers. He put his money where his mouth was so yes we value what he says. He literally put his life in danger for the people.

[@franky_saint]

@@LilRedRasta Good to see someone's using their brain online lol

[@Elazul2k]

Night King: I was hyped up and didn't get enough screen time to justify it! Golden Company: Hold our beers!

[@omh9309]

you should change this to "Hold our Elephants" lol

[@ramtrucks721]

Another Hold My joke... Get some new material doofus

[@omh9309]

@@ramtrucks721 dude. Ur name is RAM TRUCKS. Keep quiet.

[@TiciTotyTony]

@@omh9309 lmfaooooo

[@leol8633]

Golden garbage

[@SlantedNick]

Cercei trying to leave -You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby

[@bs13a]

Hahaha

[@CesarTrombeta]

hahahha amazing comment

[@lukebruton4110]

Nick 😂😂

[@AIIEYESONME]

FUCK, but I'm stuck on the environment, *jump..*jump *jump FUUCCKK!

[@SlantedNick]

Damn mountain fighting and not following... Typical NPCs lol

[@AlexLong98]

GAME OF THRONES PATCH NOTES - Scorpions nerfed - Daenerys dragon breath buffed - Daenerys now acts out of turn - Arya plot armour thickened - Writers nerfed

[@ryan_gaming_hub]

U sir ..u made my day

[@russell6075]

Scorpions shouldn't even be able to hit the dragons... They only killed one because of budget duh

[@Linknot100]

So true

[@splinteridiot]

You forgot the hotfix patch that nerf the Golden Company

[@mammon_is_god]

-Added new A.I. programming to make soldiers less likely to kill enemies. -Adjusted Lighting shaders -Reduced Hero A.I. by 99%

[@sorBTW]

Daenerys: Quicksaving... Cersei: You Cannot Fast Travel When Enemies Are Nearby

[@Jes17579]

Nerd

[@mds3697]

@@Jes17579 * has a heisenberg pp *

[@mecha5409]

Midas * in 2019 *

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

@@Jes17579 Says to the nerd who teaches kids in sciene class😂

[@Jes17579]

@@I-speak-U-shut-it Shut up ... I am the one who knocks!

[@aggeloskarapappas9873]

All Cersei did in season 8 was stare out a balcony. Literally.

[@rogerescobar9293]

And have pity sex with Euron

[@HodajuciParadoks]

She must have hear about Bran just staring and surviving, so she took that strategy XD

[@vietnameeseguy]

Easiest paycheck ever

[@dexter2178]

Aggelos Karapappas stolen comment

[@ppsarrakis]

and not eat anything for years.

[@fasttrack1132]

Arya is like that npc in Skyrim who you kill but he/she just kneels down for a bit because they’re important NPCs

[@rodrigogiometti1299]

She is the adoring fan!

[@TheBarser]

well she is a kid, and they are immortal? Ehh no I guess not since then it would be weird for her to have sex in the show

[@nolimit_sportsbetting7449]

Lmfao I used to haaate that shit🤣🤣🤣

[@TowDow3]

FastTrack113 Arya is an essential NPC like Lydia

[@DarkRaven2020]

One of the first things to mod out and making those annoying children mortal.

[@Cadrieldur]

When the Lannisters surrender but you still have 40 minutes to fill the rest of the episode. *Dany:* Guess I'll commit Genocide.

[@anthonycruz3843]

Don't forget that Jon didn't even order his army to take any prisoners and not to harm the innocent he is guilty to it really felt like he didn't have control of his own northern army and the fact he was shocked about it made it worse.

[@tot.musica]

@@anthonycruz3843 Wdym? He literally screamed at his army not to to attack when Grey Worm and the Unsullied went in butchering people. He physically tried to pull his own back. THEY didn't listen to him.

[@xAgonisx]

They needed to fufill the video length for advertisements.

[@HereticDuo]

lol stop trying to lessen your precious Danny's evil by throwing Jon under the bus. She's a fucking monster & he isn't, deal with it, you backed the ultimate SJW character & like all SJWs she's pure evil.

[@anthonycruz3843]

@@tot.musica some stopped to listen because he literally goes infront of them to tell them not kill unarmed soldiers which I saw, but he didn't tell his own men what to do when that situation happens, heck he didn't even say to take those soldiers as prisoners. So yea I am going to question that part.

[@GamingRevenant]

*In today's latest patchnotes:* - Buffed Drogon's armour rating by 400% - Increased AoE of firebreath - Improved damage - Scorpion's accuracy reduced by 95% - Scorpion's range reduced by 95%

[@Elkaade]

- Dragonfire blast radius increased by 150%. - Apply automatic disintegration debuff triggered before first tick of damage occurs, can be turned off if necessary.

[@Dori-Ma]

Glad I'm not the only one who approached that nonsense in the form of a game patch.

[@Guerrilla727]

- overusing dragon stamina causes rider to go completely insane for no apparent reason.

[@Dori-Ma]

@@Guerrilla727 - Prolonged use of Dragonfire may cause severe irritability and acute sensitivity to loud sounds. Resulting in character entering a rage state and therefore loss of character control ;-)

[@reigenpott9953]

army respawn time reduced by 99%

[@zero1188]

well the good news is tyrion is officially the tallest lannister

[@matosz23]

Is he really the very final Lanister?

[@absol_lute_zero9083]

Not for very long

[@rewdskiful]

I hate you. I blew at my phone twice then swiped it attempting to move this darn hair off my screen I HOPE YOUR HAPPY >=[

[@rewdskiful]

Lol

[@thomasjess5029]

@@matosz23 As far as we're concerned. He might have some _distant_ relatives, but as of now, it appears that Tyrion is the sole heir to House Lannister.

[@rjanarvikk4006]

*Episode 5 patch notes* Euron's fleet: Accuracy reduced from 99% to 5% Added special event-Cleganebowl Drogon accuracy, speed and damage increased x100 Arya stark: Fire resistance added Goal added: Dany Remembering fleet Euron Greyjoy: Fast travel glitch removed Dothraki respawn rate: Increased from x0 to x50

[@piotrrywczak]

Euron Greyjoy: “Kill Jamie Lannister” life goal added King’s Landing’s bells: now sound like Daenerys Targaryen’s alarm clock Daenerys Targaryen: hearing increased by x10 A.I fixes: Jon Snow/Stark/Targaryen: when confronted with a dragon will run and try to hide instead of screaming at it Daenerys Targaryen: remembers the fleet

[@kduhtdkzrt]

Underrated comments. Literally ROFL.

[@mindfortress105]

5%? that would mean that some bolts actually hit, it's 0%

[@AlexLopez-vm7uq]

This is the Meme of the Episode XD! Don't forget.... Cercei: Nerfed and now has special "Rich Bitch smile" ability replaced with endless tears Jaime: Bleed-resistance added The Mountain: Buffed Stats all around and an "UGLY FUCKA" menacing stare added! LMFAO XD

[@redlotus3978]

Ørjan Arvikk Dont forget Arya Stark: Earth resistance added.

[@DarthEvilicus]

I’m so glad they introduced the badass Golden Company as a worthy opponent to the unsullied only to have them all killed in 30 seconds

[@Jack10016]

Frank the NOOB Yeah they fought so valiantly against th- aaaaand they’re gone.....

[@moshuhnanren5845]

Hey at least they lasted longer than the dothraki

[@eversforgeworks]

@@moshuhnanren5845 but somehow there is still a shit ton left?? Hahahaha

[@BlueBig22]

EVERS FORGE WORKS it’s because the writers killed them off then said “oh fuck we need an army for KL” and then they got received.... so dumb

[@nxtlvlnlkr5312]

@@moshuhnanren5845 not really, the dothraki were still fighting, even though its only 1% of them remaining

[@pexrinne5144]

I think this is Georges genius plan of making people read his books.

[@tarunraina1454]

I'm glad to see someone else agreeing with me

[@mecha5409]

If only he’d finish them. Unless the finale of his plan is this Sunday night to drop all the remaining books

[@pexrinne5144]

@@mecha5409 I think/hope he will announce winds of winter on Monday.

[@WOOOPdoctorFROGhere]

George doesn't even acknowledge these recent episodes. That's how bad they are. He's not interested

[@codydavis3100]

Well he better finish them. If he doesn't then his legacy is forever ruined with no 7th book and an awful last season.

[@Elazul2k]

Patch Notes 8.5: - Nerf Scorpions - Nerf aim - Buff Dragon dodge - Buff Dragon fire x10 - Rocks no longer melt but now explode - Mass Rez Unsullied & Dothraki from patch 8.3 - Bells now have a maddening affect while mounted on a dragon - Golden Company is no longer immune to Fear Spell - Golden Company health nerfed to 1 from 100

[@seditiouswalrus]

Actual GOT patch notes. This was funny as shit, good job.

[@battle-brotherthiel1563]

*slow clap “ good job sir”

[@blackcesar2272]

Nice patch notes

[@cornelbuck643]

@@adamgriffin ah, I see you're a man of culture.

[@peger]

ROLF: So funny. How many loot boxes Dany open before the battle ? ;)

[@rabbit455]

To quote Robert Baratheon: "Give me something for the pain and let me die"

[@callumager537]

“Bring back the good writing before I piss myself!”

[@martinkluge9600]

I feel you :D

[@rabbit455]

@@martinkluge9600 I just... I mean... Why 😭

[@alienelephant4721]

To quote George RR Martins (which I made up lol) "Those money-grabbing, masterpiece castrating *Mother F@CKERSS!!!* " (To Wolverin Origin Writers...)

[@Ironclad6661]

@@callumager537 Too late for that. Like dropping a nuke on a city and then saying lets plant a few trees.

[@twan3317]

'I bet Arya will kill Cersei' Bricks: Hold my cement

[@TeamBaconUK]

Probably one of the better applications of this joke I've seen

[@Deleaubro]

It's so freaking obvious. With this last episode, I thought that Danny wasn't going to go insane because it was obvious she was and I thought they would actually try to surprise us. But nope. She does exactly what everyone predicted. So now with Arya, I'm not even going to second guess it.

[@ShadowFlummer]

Euron didnt even kill jamie! it was the paper maché cement blocks!

[@anujithmd5284]

Lol

[@TheCrappyRobot]

More like "Let go of my cement." ;D

[@SchokoIadenonkel]

Varys End was so dumb in my opinion. He's the master of whispers and only serves the realm, so he goes: "Hey John wanna complot against the queen, Tyrion how bout you? No? Okay guess I'll die then, can't serve the realm any longer. Whoopdidoodle." Hated that.

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

Varys has been a numpty for the last three seasons though. And everything was stupid in this season, from arranging your entire army outside a defensible castle with your trebuchets in front to little girls killing zombie giants. Name a single thing that made sense in S8?

[@nerulon089]

If you ever feel useless, just remember the Golden Company....

[@ahab1976]

And Bran

[@jamessalvatore7054]

And no elephants either.

[@vijaysumandasari8358]

@@ahab1976 bran can't do anything...and he shouldn't do anything...and anyways..what did bran do? Warned about night king and Jon snow parentage that's it...but bran is the reason for night king plot and that is over...what more can we expect from a guy who is crippled

[@Bear-Knight]

Dorne should have been the ones with the balistas to come in last minute during final battle.

[@dustinfenimore3077]

@@vijaysumandasari8358 That's one of the reasons you don't end the NK story in the middle of the God damn season!

[@modassalvis]

Drogon was grinding over the past week non stop to level up way higher above the scorpions.

[@ppsarrakis]

hahahaa

[@riddhidev]

The flamethrower CDR was ridiculous!

[@makuuclarete3470]

+75% evasion

[@BlackNuke145]

Drogon definitely had a x 4 napalm fire upgrade

[@oliveryau85]

Patch 2.0.0 Notes: Euron accuracy nerfed Scorpion damaged decreased from 100 to fuck all

[@EntonIsMe]

Dany destroys fleet. Dany destroys golden company. Dany destroys all enemy threats. *Bells Ring* Dany saves game.

[@RetroRuss]

Dany kills all NPCs.

[@jameskuukkeli]

lol :D reminds me of skyrim etc :D

[@EntonIsMe]

jameskuukkeli Stop! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense? Dany: Dracarys.

[@TheNorthernSkeptic]

@@EntonIsMe Somewhere behind Drogon, we hear a sinister voice. "A dragon..... good.... I'm longing for a real snack..... FUS......"

[@ysn12288]

Real talk tho why was Drogon flying faster than ever..... NOW?!?!?

[@loknaz97]

Remember how devastated Danny was when the farmer came too her with the burnt corpse of his child? And now she just turns her dragon on a whole city full of children...

[@jamesmeares001]

Yep 🤦‍♂️

[@jaq562]

Patch Notes Episode 5 - - Dragons are a bit exposed, so we've upped their movement speed and agility - Scorpions were definitely a bit too accurate, so we've increased their arrow spread and decreased their range

[@Trocify225]

J.A. Quilo ok this is actually the best comment I’ve seen

[@Derry123456]

Arya’s stealth stat has now been reduced from +10 to 0 in order to balance this we have increased her health stat from +5 to invincible

[@IlIDOOMGUYIlI]

Ep4 Scorpion: Fucking Railgun Ep5 Scorpion: wood

[@elitehuntersden6562]

Okay this comment was great, not edgy, ravish or toxic. Just straight quality meme while leaving classed room for the episode to be favored.

[@dbugging404]

And reload will take full 30 seconds.

[@z_monty]

arya killed cersei disguised as falling bricks confirmed

[@DresdenShuffle]

Lmao

[@MGSBigBoss77]

Lol. thumbs up, you're too damn good.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

Back in season 2 episode 4 Melisandre actually says to Arya in passing "you shall become falling bricks!" Always wondered what that meant. Got chills when they fell on Cersei.

[@z_monty]

@@JoeMama-yd1ve they've been hinting it all along. pure genius.

[@phillipmartinez2436]

I was pissed off about the episode till I read this. Thanks for the laugh.

[@narga1675]

George R.R. Martin: I killed the main characters D&D: We killed the entire show

[@nobody_30-s6o]

Damn right! I'm so dissapointed....no I'm beyond pissed at the writing of this season

[@mail123619]

@@nobody_30-s6o I'm with you man never felt so disappointed in my entire life😂

[@rabbitbobo4131]

George said in his interview, GoT is not the typical fairy tail, it is when history meets fantasy.. there is no main character, there is no plot(goal), it is the plain brutality of people and decision they make.. and D&D have no understand of the story what so ever..

[@nobody_30-s6o]

rabbit bobo I refuse to believe GRRM would have written this shit. I could write better than D&D

[@imsentinelprime9279]

@@mail123619 you must not have a life if you let some tv show put you down

[@deangelo3749]

New Ending To The Series: John slips on a banana peel and falls down a large flight of stairs. Benny hill music plays.... Credits.

[@justinwright1745]

That sounds good.

[@peposo7]

Making fun with midgets?

[@shinbehindtheveil6805]

@Deangelo Hansel and @The Real Dr. Janus Certainly sounds good. There's even a theory why that happened: Bran warged into a banana. The rationale behind? Just cause he could. And after returning from being a half-dead trunk of weirwood tree in Ep 3 (the last two seasons, to be honest), he wanted to do something. Anything! Being a dick in this newly created D&D universe is as good as anything else. And it certainly does make sense, as anything happening for the last three seasons. Anyway, the Benny Hill music is a must! - Awesome choice, Mr Hansel.

[@WhatzHappeningNow9]

Expectation Subverted!

[@JohnnyLCob]

Jon* smh

[@Akiraspin]

Dany seasons 1-7 "I am not my father." Dany season 8 "Hippity hoppity your ashes are now my property."

[@ChortleMySqortle]

*dead* Dany: *skips over everyone's ashes* NowTHIS is how you burn them all *hums as she tramples over the bodies*

[@fleisbester612]

Dany season 8 ep 4 final part, even in the last 3 episodes she was very decent.

[@robertwright4906]

Dany was very intelligently written, a victim of her own success, as many people missed the subtleties of her character, which revealed who she Really was, and why all of season 8 is consistent with her character

[@killer_queen4062]

@@robertwright4906 Please stop trying to defend the mess that is season 8. It's just pathetic at this point

[@nabeelsamad242]

Someone watched ownage recently

[@masonicls]

Daenyers did some grinding with Drogon this past week. He's level 100 now, lvl 5 fireball, new ability accessed: he's able to soar down from the sky like a boss and new trait unlocked: mad queen +1. With the new patch update the scorpions have been nerfed, they've lowered the attack speeds to -0.5. People are upset of why the developers have done a poor job with the latest patch 8.5, is that you EA and those greedy investors messing up my show?

[@Trollificusv2]

I thought maybe she got a loot box with a SuperDoubleUnique booster in it. Then I remembered it's Bethesda/HBO and you'd need to pay for it

[@AtriasNaradan]

Drogon already got that skill of soaring down from the sky like a boss though...in episode 3, he already fly above the clouds lol

[@danoldroyd1892]

Guess the Lannisters didn’t get the patch notes about the scorpion nerf until it was too late.

[@Spartanwoody]

yes it is

[@ElCyberiusOrchestra]

Lol man, it's obvious she used cheats...

[@Warmaker01]

"Let's ruin Star Wars now" Joe, that's happened already lol

[@poisonedcrow9311]

As soon as he said that, I knew this comment would be somewhere lol

[@mck7646]

They intentionally ruined Star Wars, now they've intentionally ruined GoT. That's what I think anyway. It's blatantly obvious how bad it is.

[@LilSteaks]

@@mck7646 to be fair, star wars was ruined in 1999

[@mck7646]

@@LilSteaks true but it's further desecration. Disney is a terribly corrupt company, they were the absolute worst hands to put star wars in.

[@LilSteaks]

@@mck7646 I mean I agree that Disney is a terrible company, but they also own Marvel and the MCU so I don't see that as valid reasoning for them being the worst company to handle a huge, popular movie franchise.

[@nyxculp9290]

Me- "Ok. They killed Rhaegal to level the playing field. Two dragons would have made the whole battle one sided." Me after episode 5- *recreates Tommen's death.*

[@ridleyrage5283]

The writers, should react Tommen's death, irl

[@ESPirits87]

"how could they kill Rhaegal so easily" dude this is Drogon, that ain't no ordinary dragon.

[@leob4403]

I get that Drogon breathes fire and kills people like that, but how come these massive, ancient stone structures explode and crumble like a house of cards, is the dragon dropping nukes or some shit? 🤔

[@juzujuzu4555]

Tommen: **gets scripts for season 7** takes off his crown and does the only sensible decision and commits suicide before getting acknowledged to part of that shit.

[@rely2]

Leo B the dragon fire in asoiaf comes along with massive kinetic force as well, and the explosions of wildfire pots hidden inside structures.. but it's still kinda outrageous the way everything just falls down like sand castles in a tsunami

[@stivraptor]

Cersei should have asked a refund for the golden company DLC.

[@brendanpotter9803]

Lol

[@brasteen1]

Corporate Commander lended her the Golden Company and the operators of the scorpions this episode.

[@Berzilla]

was kinda a VERY sad army ...lol

[@haakonht]

AFAIK she has already downloaded it

[@IceFriend435]

She rolled 1* and 2* scorpions. She have bad rng its just her luck

[@rooderod2]

Euron kind of forgot you have to be on a moving ship to have 100% accuracy bonus

[@jtstearns3373]

Euron forgot to turn on his aimbot rookie mistake

[@Ronaldopopkings]

Actually he made the misstake to let a crewman do the aiming ^^

[@jamesjordan139]

Reda el Markhous dude your playing too much video games

[@AlonsoSolorzanoMusic]

Cersei was the villain we waited to die for 8 years and she got killed by some bricks! Dany was the hero we waited to see triumph for 8 years and she became mad and evil in just one episode after she helped save humanity from the Night King, WTF!?

[@lightdx7008]

Dany have been always as Tyrant as others, she had to be stoped everytimes from killing everyone under the sun and sometimes they couldn't stop her, just like when she killed Sam's father and brother because they refused to acknowledge her as their queen. She had some good intention somewhere but she was as bad as the others Tyrants.

[@anilbhati5706]

Lol I just watched this year all the seasons. Waited for 4 month and now FUCKED by WRITER. What about those who invested 8-10 years.😂

[@tomburgess8485]

@@MarkDLion Oh yes, this is definitely what they were going for lol. You're overthinking this a bit, lol

[@tomburgess8485]

@@MarkDLion Yeah, the inspiration for the scene not the entire show lol

[@lucas123bigman]

just like we wanted starks revenge on joffery but grany in law poisioned him

[@janosforgo8450]

In the 8.4 patch dragons have been nerfed , scorpions buffed , euron buffed In the 8.5 patch dragons have been buffed to max , sorpions and euron were nerfed to the ground

[@forestsunset9617]

yeah but dragon angry now

[@erickhedzvia478]

Lol good 1

[@banethermo]

LMAO

[@GGWP-gm5cq]

In season 7 we realize Dragons are way too efficient on doing their job and leaves little room for counter play from their opponent. They deal too much aoe damage in a team fight while being extremely mobile and tanky at the same time. Q (Dracarys) Mana cost increase to 200 from 100, cool down increases from 1 episode to 1 season. Area of effect decreases. E (Dash) Cool down increase to 1 season, no longer stacks up to 4 stacks. Base armor decrease to 10 from 90 Euron is considered as one of the less competitive choice right now, he doesn’t really do much other than being annoying and teleporting around the map and carry troops in. So we decide to give him more kits to work with. Passive (*New, bitch you can’t see me) After staying in one location for 24 mins, Euron and his fleet become completely invisible. This “true stealth” cannot be detected whatsoever, last until he attack. Q (Teleporting Fleet) Range is doubles, and can be cast again to teleport back to the starting location. R (Iron Fleet Barrage) Replace the arrow with scorpion bow. Damage increase to 100000 from 20, range increase to global from 5, ignore all armor. It is no longer a skill shot so you can literally aim whoever at wherever and it will still hit. Cool down decrease to 0.5 second from 1 episode. The above is the preseason patches for Games of Thrones, the patch will be applied when season 8 episode 3 aired. D&D has always been trying to balance the game as best as we can, thank you for staying with us.

[@hermanspaerman3490]

I have a feeling that the Trickster/Rouge class a.k.a. Arya, will be buffed beyond belief in the last episode. She will probably kill dragons with one strike.

[@Lassor99]

Jon Snow on google: "How do you unbend the knee?"

[@michellelayton9205]

😂

[@TheSixStringGuy]

Jaime: by giving them your hand...

[@rjhebrewbrothernapier8838]

lol😂😂😂 hell yah!

[@wr5023]

Kekekeke

[@dramahoude5]

Really 😂😂

[@Elazul2k]

Euron : I killed Jaime Lannister! Rubble: Hold my beer!

[@alienelephant4721]

Rubble was my favourite Character in that episode ;)

[@leintati]

Best thing to happen

[@SilverStarAS]

Hate this uncreative meme

[@laxpaint]

AlienElephant Most badass characters were Euron of house Greyjoy and Rubble of house

[@alienelephant4721]

@@laxpaint I like how Euron said he will put a finger in Cersei's @$$ to Jaime ( :)

[@Zood94]

The bell ring, everybody surrender Daenerys: Quicksaving...

[@matthewread1671]

S8 Ep5 patch notes: Drogon now has explosive damage Drogon agility increased by 200% Drogon damage increased by 350% Dany now has “crazy bitch” attack mode Scorpions nerfed in all aspects Arya plot armour increased again Plot convenience increased by 230%

[@metallicnole4514]

Arya's plot armor is ridiculous this season. Jon has pretty strong plot armor too, but there's still a chance he won't make it out alive at the end. Arya for sure seems like she will survive the end of the show.

[@danielscutaru6682]

Daenerys wear all evades + and critical + equip

[@Tomasz.Nowacki]

Arya god mode

[@dylanthomas8170]

Wouldn’t be surprised if these were leaked notes straight from Benioff and Weiss

[@aaronkarnold7779]

Danny drinks mod potion befitting her stats + 120% attack + 200% dragon riding skill but receives a debuff -100% sanity with rage

[@htownrockets2210]

Arya is definitely gonna kill Cersei Dany is definitely gonna kill Cersei Jaime is definitely gonna kill Cersei Bricks: hold our cement.

[@OnlySuzu]

Lmfaoooo

[@Willant80]

You meant concrete!

[@UncutNinjaDope]

bhaha

[@movienight6437]

Haa reee

[@Turskaify]

Arya gonna kill Daenerys

[@breakhammer87]

Hot Pie had more kills than the Golden Company. I mean literally, he had.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

He's much cheaper too.

[@LeonardoTheMomo]

20.000 men turn to 500 for some reason and they cant even resist a small cavalry charge...

[@thepiousskull]

@@LeonardoTheMomo Spears can't fight a head-on cavalry charge, don't you know?

[@ericsonofjohn9384]

@@thepiousskull Yes they can. The Dothraki are lightly armoured cavalry. Moving at speed onto a spear = death.

[@aaddiis45021]

@@thepiousskull bro spears are best for cavalry.

[@BL1TZEN]

Nice to see that The Mountain was Varys all along

[@mmehdi3437]

lol

[@tre00lucky]

Said the same lmao

[@angelgjr1999]

Rip Varys :(

[@carlossanchezr.7283]

Exactly

[@redfactionELITE]

Lolllll

[@kamikaroshi6256]

This is the same Daenerys that locked away her Dragons at the End of Season 4, until season 6 !! because ONE innocent child was supposedly burned by them ... Let that sink in

[@agentofchaos7456]

This is the same Daenerys that threaten to burn down cities that resisted her in Season 2. Let that sink in.

[@nykerianash1590]

Mind Job The same Dany that went to save Jon even though she didn’t believe in the Night king yet.

[@teehubruum6844]

@@agentofchaos7456 then she needs to fucking calm down with her instabilities

[@valkiss]

@@agentofchaos7456 The same Daenerys that doesn't actually do the wrong things she is thinking of doing. Let that sink in

[@agentofchaos7456]

@Georgi Ivanov The same Daenerys that had to be talked out of doing that stuff by Jorah who is now dead. Let that sink in.

[@pjerdujmovic1308]

Dany completed the main quest then she installed cheat mods saved the game and went rampage

[@brianposada87]

Lmao yup like Assasins Creed. You kill a few civilians and its game over. In New Game+, it's a free for all slaughter fest.

[@karldilkington8802]

Yeah mods ruin the game in this case.

[@fernandosimon5621]

Dany: Saves the game Kingslanding: @_@

[@aamirbhura007]

She preordered the iron throne edition

[@thevrana]

No,she just bought fuck ton of loot crates and buffed her dragon.

[@Bandit86b2]

Plot twist: the dragon was on autopilot mode and Danny was screaming STOP the whole time

[@drunkenfist3084]

xD

[@NecessaryEvilOG]

Dead x_x

[@jaredputnam3495]

Tesla Dragon.

[@ppsarrakis]

that would be such a dramatic twist,then she and Jon get on a fight and she REALLY gets mad then...

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

Dragons have sensitive hearing, he was just trying to get those bells to stop.

[@medicokannadiga5440]

how is drogon even that strong , if so drogon alone could have destroyed the night king's army . like wtf

[@SimonSzxcv]

Episode 3, Jon hides from dragon flames behind a rock. Episode 5, fire melts buildings lol.

[@monstergelo1072]

Chad north rock vs virgin south rock

[@deanvukosav3129]

@@monstergelo1072 noice.

[@IsItFunorNot]

nah melts the paste holding bricks together its a completely different structure than a solid rock

[@oliveryau85]

Austin Ryan Drogon blew a big fucking hole in the King’s Landing wall vs a pebble

[@Javierm0n0]

Not to mention the Night King destroying THE WALL with his necro dragon but tha small rock Jon hid behind? Supes tough guise.

[@TheSiemek]

Dany went full Skyrim after the game is saved.

[@monstergelo1072]

Makea sense, the bells are loading music

[@Anjaan_Ajab]

Lmao!

[@onizuka]

Episode 6 is a reload. Would be an amazing troll.

[@jasons5704]

oni zuka I wish they would take back such atrocious writing.

[@obsidian3928]

OD AH VING

[@MossXM]

“And Daenerys just kinda, *forgot* that she’d already won the battle.”

[@russell6075]

Or just remembered how much she lost because everyone made her show mercy

[@Mr.0B]

Poetry

[@delta1525]

Are you going to misuse "r/woooosh" again? *HUH MOSS? ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT?*

[@obi6822]

@@russell6075 BULLSHIT

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Russell Morton more or less, she makes it personal 😂

[@Rumple108]

Jamie sleeping with Brienne and seeing her reduced to a crying weak mess makes me sick

[@rred8674]

A stupid and unnecessary way to wrap up her character. We always knew there was a weakness in her but she protected it very well. And then we have the fuckboy ride in and fuck up her whole world for absolutely no reason.

[@SuperVoidBoyz]

Yeah Jamie and brienne was literally a one shot fanfiction that you would see on like fucking wattpad.

[@mavowar72]

That was absolutely cringe

[@BlueHooloovoo]

Cercei has always been Jaimie's greatest weakness. Jaimie has always wanted Cercei and did many terrible things for her. He realized after he slept with Brienne that he was only ever really happy when he was with Cercei.

[@Rumple108]

@@BlueHooloovoo true, but they didn't need to assassinate Briennes character

[@ElectricMeerkat]

The Starbucks cup made more of an impact than the Golden Company.

[@Mr.sandman4040]

Lol truuu

[@_Gamble_]

Holy Fuck! That's funny...

[@theinternetexploreruser4276]

Bran made more impact than the golden company, and he wasnt even on the episode

[@HereticDuo]

ironicly true as he at least said something. The entire golden company didn't have 1 word to say the entire episode.

[@namekman01]

oh shit, lmao, i forgot the golden company was even a thing. i thought those were regular old gold cloaks.

[@enochtai]

Arya will kill cersei Dany will kill cersei Jaime will kill cersei Bricks:- hold my cement

[@chagadiel]

hahaha

[@greydragon2864]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kooler999ify]

Lolol

[@anishshahi9366]

Bricks:- hold my cement! 😂

[@MGSBigBoss77]

Lol.

[@peteE35]

Daenerys was told her Army would be tired and injured. None of that came into effect

[@javier8015]

Really cause stabbing defenseless people doesnt take that much energy? And also do you know how the body works

[@peteE35]

@@javier8015 stabbing people takes a lot of energy. Her Army has marched up and down the whole country and the majority of them shud be dead. Hope that answers ur vague question which I don't understand

[@javier8015]

@@peteE35 really because in a battle between rome and Carthage. It literally took the carthaginian soldiers a whole day to stab every roman soldier. I think they estimated it took over 10 hours to literally stab every roman soldier and they did it. And that was on a battlefield where the romans knew it was death or fighting not in a city where you could turn and run. Maybe read a history book instead of lord of the rings

[@peteE35]

@@javier8015 first off whats wrong with Lotr? You think basing a fictional TV show(Got) off a fictional book and movie is wrong? While your comparing it to real life a few hundred years ago? Also Romans fought humans, not an invincible horde of undead. I love history especially Roman history so please try spout facts at me which I already know :) Also your analogy doesn't work. The people and Lannister soldiers were locked into the city that was cerseis whole fucking plan so where they gonna run? The enemy in front. Dragon above. Murderous evil queen behind you in a locked red keep. If your gonna argue at least don't judge a book by its cover thinking I'm an uneducated fool. Enjoy your day good sir

[@javier8015]

@@peteE35 george r said he didnt want his books to be like lord of the rings thats whats wrong with them. He wrote his books based on really world events not fantasy books like lord of the rings

[@JohnTCampbell1986]

In Valyria 'Valnoquar' means 'Little brother', in Westeros it's a brand of brick.

[@jasonsinn9237]

Meanwhile Bran is going back in time to watch ancient basket weaving...

[@cthulhuwayne7022]

The actor took a prop when the show ended like alot of the other actors, but he chose the stupidest prop to take. A wicker basket.

[@warzonemoments3970]

I don't get brans character at all. He can see the future etc yet he just stares and be quiet

[@cthulhuwayne7022]

He's like oh that bitch gonna die, but i ain't saying nothing.

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

LOOOOOOOOOL! 😂

[@icedoutelite]

HBO: We want as much episodes as possible D&D: Nah Disney giving us Star Wars, you guys only get six

[@progamerhennessey9483]

Is that true? If so I’m worried

[@thahoule7924]

they will fuck SW up so bad man

[@0re0n]

On the other hand 2 more seasons of fully original D&D content sounds like a torture.

[@mikiroony]

Frikidoctor called it: they have so few ideas, it was better left at that. Let's hear the final act and be done with D&D.

[@tylerjacobwilson]

@@thahoule7924 It'd be kind of amazing if they fucked up SW any more than it already has been.

[@TheCatWatches]

The Dothraki and the Unsullied RESPAWNED for this battle

[@confederatejeb]

and all the northern soldiers, after episode 3 there was only like 5 people left standing, and now there are thousands. wtf.

[@VALLAERION]

@@confederatejeb Some Northern houses did not join the fight against the dead.

[@Tearakan]

Hero why? Why in the fuck would someone hold back their troops in a battle with death itself?

[@Zel912]

I think she did not assign whole army to winterfell. There must be some protecting dragonstone, high garden, etc.

[@nykerianash1590]

Baka Matsu So against the fight against the Night king and his army she had soldiers to spare. I would think that the fact that they asked Cersei to stand with them meant that this is a battle where everyone who can fight, will.

[@LilttleTeaCup]

The worst part was Dany killed all the innocent people and in end did not even kill Cersei. She was killed by collapsed roof in the arms of Jaime?!!

[@Ashadar_Resouley]

Arya's plot armor NOW fire proof and comes with an FREE horse. [GET YOURS TODAY]

[@SnowWolf9999]

She bought the platinum loot crate

[@gabrielarredondo3825]

You can thank GRRM’s wife for Arya’s plot armor. She actually threatened to leave him if Arya didn’t make it to the end of the show or the books. Granted, she can still die in the last book or the last episode, but at least she made it to the end.

[@Michael-xy6kf]

@@gabrielarredondo3825 that's def just a joke

[@bigsuff4397]

This, plus everybody is fucking drunk suddenly and cant aim for a giant dragon..

[@dillonv4339]

A gift from the lord of light you fucking idiots. Couldnt be more obvious. But I forgot people would rather complain

[@alexandroskour5748]

SEASON 8 EPISODE 6 : Ned stark wakes up -NED: Catelyn you wont believe it... -CATE: whats wrong ned? -NED: I saw an ugly nightmare... -CATE: TALK TO ME -NED : OK, LISTEN

[@rorytheright5003]

At this stage that may be our last hope.

[@RenegadeVile]

If only.

[@Heldermaior]

Ahh, At this point I am expecting john Snow wakes up. He has his hands tied behind his back, he is sitting in a cart... He has this blonde dude muffled next to him... Another guy of strong northern stock turns to him and goes "Hey, you're awake..." And the letters The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim appear on the screen. And I will go: God Damn it Todd Howard!

[@MrAskmannen]

*intro plays at 500% volume*

[@JimmyBasquiat]

Cat (later): K, Ned. It was just a bad dream. Get your shit together and prepare for trip to King's Landing. No excuses.

[@MalonzeProductionsGaming]

Cersei: I burned down the sept to kill all my enemies Daenerys: Hold my Starbucks coffee cup

[@nicholasogburn7746]

Malonze Productions Now I understand why my Starbucks coffee burns me...

[@commanderdanielcousland9981]

I thought she was drinking tea.

[@hama1778]

Malonze Productions hold my nuts! And come up with something original next time.

[@InternetUnraveled]

Me: Omg Is Arya dead, Oh she's alive Omg she's dead again, Oh wait she's alive, And now's she's definitely dead Writers: Horse Plot Armor Saves Arya Me: oh ok that's just quality Writing

[@johnrambo99999]

Bran warged into a rock and killed Cersie and Jamie....knew he wasn't useless.

[@dio4296]

Bran "The Rock" Johnson says "IF YOU SMELL!!!... WHAT DRACARYS. IS. COOKING!"

[@chrisk6779]

Lmao

[@BeautyIsJustAMask]

Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

[@JoshuaTaylor_]

john adamson You're gonna be laughing next week! 😂 Such a wasted and boring character. A lot of people are gonna be pissed.

[@georged4108]

They should have released all 6 episodes on the first of April. That would be more fitting.

[@jamesolien5545]

I was against her destroying the city when i saw it, but after hearing Joe, i understand why she did it. The war was won, but her throne wasn't secure. She felt alone up there and decided that she needed to instill fear to the 7 kingdoms so she doesn't have to deal with 6 rebellions once cersie dies.

[@Herman_Hedning]

james olien There was no reason for Daenerys to burn the city itself: Her actions even contradict what the showrunners claim the reasons for her sudden twist are. They claimed that she turned because the sight of the Red Keep infuriated her, because it was a symbol of everything she lost and the woman who killed her child and best friend still held it - yet Daenerys does not immediately attack the Red Keep itself, she begins strafing the city. This makes no tactical or common sense: it was already well established in previous episodes that Cersei has no affection for the small folk whatsoever, so the possible explanation that Daenerys was burning them to punish Cersei makes no sense. Not only is she has killed thousands of innocents for no reason, but she has given ample time for Cersei, the woman who caused her so much pain, to escape, which Cersei nearly succeeds in doing. There is no reason given for why Daenerys does not simply focus on and burn only the Red Keep, despite that being exactly what the showrunners were implying.

[@seankeogh6422]

They wanted it to be out of season

[@RevRyukin7]

Ive seen this comment before. You're either unoriginal or a spamming hater. Either way, you're a douche bag.

[@panjacus9760]

Golden Company... best army in Essos... legends about them.... they died faster than you can say Valar Morghulis

[@szabok1999]

20 thousand men died instantly because a gate blew up behind them...

[@imperiumrandom8731]

@@szabok1999 becuase of a dragon lulw

[@Aravaganthus]

Nice job trying to defend a castle from outside the castle, guys

[@Bobsend]

More like the Golden Chumpany.

[@HeDangeRos]

Cercei "our men will fight harder than any mercenary" Cercei's soldier "i give up"

[@joshjones9749]

Funny how dragonfire suddenly hits with the force of a warhead lol

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Drogon forgot how to use Flamethrower. Drogon has learned Fire Blast!

[@ramiroelganame3610]

Patch notes : decrease scorpion's accuracy from 95% to 0%

[@vegasmiki2473]

omg right?!!!

[@acourierofourhopesandaamer8303]

Bethesda patches in game of thrones...

[@zachinblack1828]

Lmao

[@xavierhines4315]

LMAO these niggas went from MLG Aimbot to Stormtrooper I can’t hit anything.

[@thedipper6594]

Whiterun Guards are more accurate than these fools

[@AnthonyB04]

When I die, I want D&D to lower me into my grave, just so they can let me down one more time.

[@allarian8726]

Original.

[@redbear2562]

Geez, the author ONLY had 23 FUCKING YEARS to finish the story... and you blame these HBO guys trying their best? Get bent mate

[@noobmasteryuckfou6223]

Nice 👍

[@MarcFHuizinga]

They don't lower you into your grave before blatantly throwing you in there ''by accident'', then drag you up only to try again.

[@BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis]

RedBear 25 ok and hbos D&D we’re allowed to do what they wanted with it and they gave us this trash

[@tshephangmoswete1286]

Euron to jamie: but I got you! Jamie: yeah but when you stabbed me I had my plot armor on

[@themarcshark]

Euron : I'm the one to kill Jamie Rocks: Hold my Starbucks cup

[@AlexAre0]

As corny as it wouldve been I was waiting for DnD to make Jamie say "and for the record, that is my motherfucking baby." 😎

[@gman4255]

You spelling Jamie wrong it's spelled Jaime

[@AlexAre0]

@@gman4255 my bad

[@ericgarcia4745]

He stole Arya's plot armor.

[@istaphobe]

Knock knock... “Who’s there?” Game of thrones. ...Look! I made game of thrones a joke too! Hire me to write, hbo!

[@pasangsherpa4638]

Daenerys got mad because she got Queen zoned by Jon Snow.

[@TheGavalanche]

A moment of silence for my sister in the Queen Zone

[@psychotech3927]

More like auntzoned

[@fortyseven1476]

Yea maybe if Jon fucked his aunt that one night.... she would’ve toned down and not kill everyone

[@jensaversjo316]

The two lessons GoT has: One; The Game of Thrones is much more important than the White Walkers. Two; If it's sex, incestuous is the best! ( I like how JOn is like "Eww...No you're my aunt!" and Daenarys is like "MOUNT ME LIKE I'M YOUR DRAGON!"

[@arturzinurov4781]

Pasang Sherpa I blame Jon this is what happens when women don’t get enough attention

[@jacobbrickane]

Don't forget how Arya got 20% screen time only to do nothing. Her only purpose was to be forced to witness Dannys cruelty, all in order to encourage her to kill Danny for sure.

[@yourarchnemesis8453]

not like she didn't have it coming.

[@hugofernandes2930]

Well it’s Jon who kills her ...

[@vagrantender]

We'll see about that?

[@ZahdShah]

i know what happens in the last episode. i can tell you what happens if you want. read the leaks.

[@CoastLifee]

What happens has leaked already. Tyrion and Dany die next epispde. Jon Snow kills dany

[@GodotOfficial]

The Golden Company had a bigger role in the trailers than they did in the actual episodes

[@JaneNayes]

Stolen comment from IdeasOfIceAndFire's video

[@Beraksekebon21]

They just poster ,we get no fighting spirit whatsoever

[@ysn12288]

Golden Company became the Crispy Charred Black Company real quick

[@TacticalBe]

He put all his skill points into evasion and lazor breath.

[@ralithelion]

Godot how were you able to tell the Lannister soldiers apart since you can't see red?

[@trevorhaken428]

Jaime is my favorite character in the books and the show. Goodbye character arc, goodbye redemption story. So mad and sad.

[@TheHowlettJames]

yea same, I think his character has the greatest redemption arc in Martins story, not to mention he made a huge sacrifice at a young age and killed the mad king.

[@LittleLionHaw]

The problem for me isn't the fact that Jamie was unable to truly redeem himself; it is in its execution. GRRM has always twisted the knife in our side to remind us that life ain't all sunshine and rainbows, but it has always felt deserved. A good tragedy will leave a lasting effect on the audience, and that should have been the case with Jamie. Rather than playing out organically, his decision to go back to Cersei feels forced and flies in the face of the Jamie we have watched grow. Instead of bittersweet catharsis, we are left with a bitter taste in our mouths from the spilled ink of a tragedy that could have been told properly. D&D really dropped the ball.

[@burnbobquist8999]

D&D shit over everything we have seen the last 7 seasons. "I never really cared about the people to be honest" oh yeah ofc, that's why you burst into tears and had a mental breakdown when you spoke with Brienne about why you killed the mad king. He should have died in Winterfell, period!

[@4doorsdoubletheoes]

And the FU***** up part is, people hated him for being a KingSlayer! WTF He did the right thing! the king was mad, and wanted to burn the city!, granted the city still got sacked. but still.. such a great story, but dont watch the end..

[@istevoevo]

"I didn't come here to be queen of the ashes." -- Daenerys in Season 7... Season 8 Daenerys burns everything.

[@Poisonedblade]

To be fair, everything the good guys told her to do was stupid. She lost half of her forces, 2 dragons, all of her friends, etc... Then Sansa, Tyrion, Varys, etc... betrayed her.

[@SunlightGwyn]

@@Poisonedblade Sansa never swore allegiance to Dany. Sansa was always on the side of the north.

[@Art0r1a]

@@Poisonedblade And let's not forget how Jon tells her 'I love you', but then pulls away and calls her 'my queen'.

[@addidaswguy]

She SNAPPED.. Targaryens snap..

[@nvsnake1489]

Daenerys: "Fuck it, genocide it is."

[@arturzinurov4781]

That awkward moment when you realize that even if Khal Drogo was alive and took over the city there would have been less carnage and if Stanis won there would have been fewer people burned

[@sorenkair]

fewer.

[@GoDxLeviathan]

Sorenkair I got that reference

[@jasminbreakingbadwalkingde4614]

ugh did you forget season 6 episode 10 where cersi killed her own people with wild fire? you people are so hypocritical

[@neokai5511]

@@jasminbreakingbadwalkingde4614 damn right, and Daenerys only was driven this way because she's alone, out of 95% of her friends dead, her current friends betrayed her and she's lost 2 of her children (dragons). I completely would do the same, instead of let Sersie stay alive for another more devastating puss of a move.

[@Nubloot]

N E O KAI so rather than just kill Cersei you’d burn the whole city and all those innocents even after they surrender?

[@burnpluto]

Bran became the Three-Eyed Raven so he could get a better wheelchair 😁

[@rafaelsantiagosupportkingi9265]

Haha man bran was one of my favorite charakters. And he just became a meme. Its so fucking sad haha his creepy Face staring😂😂😂

[@waydetheblade]

Season 8, Episode 6 plot twist: Dany is pregnant with Missandei and Grey Worm's child...

[@reefta]

Thats not how mafia works

[@battlerifle8642]

Subverted expectations

[@GryphonICD]

Step 1: Watch episode. Step 2: Go on KZbin and check Angry Joe as you KNOW this one will be a doozy.

[@NiklasMJ]

step 3: ???? step 4: Profit

[@maamarfaroukbenbada454]

Omfg same here i litterly jst finished it nd im here hahaha

[@bignoodlez_1648]

Considering D&D's writing, the horse was probably Bran

[@bafford7518]

I don't think they are capable of thinking even about that...

[@xElectricblaze]

thats a good theory I didnt think about that

[@5IvanDrago5]

Yeah, I wish they would have waited on the books to be finished. We could have waited until 2033 and all the cast would be senior citizens, but atleast we would have better dialogue. Is that what you really wanted?

[@bigmol1633]

Better theory than what will be reality

[@bigmol1633]

@@AnthonyB04 true dat

[@Dark123hound]

Dany looked super cute tho. "Feeling cute, might eviscerate Kings Landing later idk"

[@joshuadelongpre6582]

YAAAASSSSSSS, she tweeted that

[@TubeEamo]

To be honest she's never looked hotter. Which explains my awful track record with women.

[@Norilius]

Do you even know what eviscerate means ? it means to disembowel not burn urrythang.

[@TubeEamo]

For example, the writers eviscerated the plot.

[@Legotrademark]

@@joshuadelongpre6582 she looks *hot* in the thumbnail

[@trotz75]

The only good thing to come out of season 8, is that the world finally gets to see what bad writers dumb and dumber are.

[@mesmerisingcube417]

7 seasons: The main evil is Night King s08e03: ok so the main evil is Cersei s08e05: ok so the main evil is Denny

[@zanbrocal]

The main evil is D&D all around!

[@mail123619]

Subversion!

[@f.tushar]

Ok so the main evil is writers

[@rockingbirdey]

Oh hi mark

[@godtierlotion8745]

@@rockingbirdey So how's your sex life?

[@thathandsomedevil0828]

I guess we all lived long enough to see game of thrones become the villain.

[@CoryBleichner]

If you live on youtube and have no soul... sure... but for normal people, the show is quite entertaining. But yeah, I'm sure you could have written it better.

[@vasyarogov4131]

@@CoryBleichner Hmmm now that's SO smart of you to respond agressively to a good joke just because you're a casual fan boy that eats any shit that is given to him

[@jakefromstatefarm3654]

The dark knight type shit

[@SETHthegodofchaos]

@@CoryBleichner Thats why bad writers get away with shitty stories. Just put some great visuals on it, nobody will even notice its mediocre. Its entertaining for the easily entertained. Thats fine. But shouldnt be the quality control. I am sure many passionate people could have written it better. The writers were just fascinated with the Red Wedding. Thats it.

[@operayl]

Mmmm when I pour a glass for the final episode, I’ll be sure to remember the taste of the salt from your tears. Fkn crybaby fanboy losers who troll over KZbin.

[@cultofpersonality1145]

Me after episode 4: Maybe they can still salvage some sort of rewarding ending to this 8 year journey. D&D: I'm about to subvert this man's whole expectations.

[@gamingscrudley5118]

Was I supposed to read this like Supa Hot Fire?

[@TrondHelm]

@@gamingscrudley5118 Omg I did aswell ahahahah

[@cultofpersonality1145]

@@gamingscrudley5118 It's the only way you CAN read it. Lol

[@SandyM1993]

The final season of GoT has nothing to do with the actual storyline. The showrunners wanted to wrap up the last season with as little work as possible so they didn't actually write anything, nor did they read any source material. They actually admitted to this in a live interview.

[@calebreese2311]

They wanted to finish GOT as fast as possible so they could move on to a Star Wars project. The best part is, because of how awful season 8 was, they LOST said project

[@Elazul2k]

Cersei: I’m the Mad Queen of Westeros for blowing up the Sept of Baelor! Dany: Hold my Starbucks!

[@Crusader143d]

*craft coffee cup

[@alexandregrand-pierre1981]

*allegedly blowing up 😂

[@AndJusticeforAll567]

@@Crusader143d Right...it wasn't even a Starbucks cup.

[@LamGorYun]

episode 4: her dragon get's 360 no scoped 3x in a row. episode 5: ballista gets vac banned.

[@KROMO50]

So true no one could hit her. God code

[@kuros-ov]

That was the one part that did make sense. A surprise attack against a wounded dragon compared to a prepared assault with a healthy dragon.

[@oliveryau85]

@@kuros-ov Against 50 more scorpions

[@frankjaeger563]

kurosov Not when we get so see (repeatedly) that all their ballista are loaded and ready to go.

[@HoodedMushroom]

Hitting unaware dragon, and get attacked by a bigger badder dragon that knew what's up is a big difference. Try hit something that fast.

[@XxGlobalGamerxX]

Episode 4: damn, iron fleet OP Episode 5: Drogon is invincible

[@xMckingwill]

What you mean? Obviously Drogon farmed and gained enough levels to destroy the Iron fleet.

[@XxGlobalGamerxX]

XMckingwill haha, patch notes: Drogons physical defense, attack, and speed doubled

[@xMckingwill]

@@XxGlobalGamerxX lol, or Drogon is a PC gamer and just used a code to decrease the difficulty of the enemies.

[@jamessalvatore7054]

Episode 6: Drogon dead.

[@rudypujenkins6890]

@@XxGlobalGamerxX - Turns out Drogon has really been GOT's Anakin Skywalker all along!

[@MrTaxMan666]

So I wonder if they are going to even address WHY Jon SNow wqas brought back to life..

[@dyver123]

Same, seems utterly pointless at this point. The gods care about politics now?

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

To kill Dany.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

And Who Azor Ahai is?

[@mickeyhynes]

to drink black coffee and listen to Joy Division.

[@clarkspacewayne2672]

....uhh to stop Dany? Isn't that obvious??

[@iamthepotato4312]

What do we say to a good ending? D&D - Not today.

[@ShiftJay08]

Its Game of Thrones. Were you really expecting a good ending? Even GRRM has hinted for years it would be bittersweet.

[@Wegarax]

@@ShiftJay08 THIS isn't bittersweet... it's just Bullshit.

[@wolfgangstefanovic4363]

@@ShiftJay08 I think he means a well written ending...

[@Jordan-lr4bi]

B I T T E R S W E E T

[@benisvoy9367]

ShiftJay08 its massive bullshit

[@ClaimhSolaris]

Dothraki Horsemen: "No one's combat prowess was hyped more than ours." Golden Company: "Hold our elephants."

[@FutureDeep]

Barristan Selmy: Hold my gold cloak.

[@brianfox6044]

FutureCloud Jamie Lannister: Hold my sword hand

[@danielscutaru6682]

Hold my scorpion balista

[@user-qn7ty8ig7s]

@@ricky6608 Because it was the same director as ep 3. Who apparently never seen a medieval siege before.

[@adityaverma6754]

I don't even know why Danny bought an army with her , her one dragon was enough to destroy king's landing. I don't know why the unsullied got bothered to travel across sea .

[@etheldir128]

Getting the unsullied and dothraki were just something to do whilst she waited for the dragons to grow. But also, who else is meant to rape and kill the innocents who are missed by dragonfire?

[@Kage-jk4pj]

@Paper Please why she'll just kill the inhabitants anyway

[@Nidamir]

@@etheldir128 Certainly unsullied not going to rape anyone.

[@simonw3858]

Yer and when did Drogo,s breath explode buildings? like they were standing around varis when he was executed by dragon fire. I can buy its super hot it can melt stone but the way the dragon few around blowing shit up was totally ridiculous.

[@Ang3l-of-M3rcy]

Man! you are on point on your comment OMG!

[@sahadanaz1877]

D&D should be banned for writing any other story for the rest of eternity

[@philliptaylor9129]

After this they're moving onto an alternate history in which the confederacy won the civil war and preserved Chattel slavery into the 21st century.

[@DragonKnightX12]

@@philliptaylor9129 Their moving to further destroy Star Wars. lol

[@BlueHooloovoo]

You sound like a petulant child. "I didn't get what I want, I hate you"!!!

[@mck7646]

@@DragonKnightX12 If only talented writers could get ahold of these IPs. These hacks couldn't write their way out of a paper bag.

[@ValHazzard]

@@BlueHooloovoo Get real, what they did with this season was abysmal.

[@Poisonedblade]

Cersei dying of a peanut allergy would have had the same impact. *cough* *sputter* "Are... there... peanuts... in... ... this...?"

[@NOG9003]

Lol vikings

[@MegaKnight2012]

That would have been awesomely subversive. Especially if her last words were, "These... were... Jamie's... favorite"

[@Driblus]

Damn right.

[@cthulhuwayne7022]

I rate your ending a broken marriage out of 10

[@EduardoFelisberto93]

Jaime and Cersei were born together and died together. That's it.

[@mebarkiimad8999]

Balerion (five times bigger than Drogon) : took him a whole night to melt one castle. Drogon : physically destroyed the largest city on Westeros in an hour. Logic.

[@TheaTheGenius]

Hahahah trueeee. Drogon must have gotten an upgrade to be able to basically throw bombs on KL.

[@zagman9572]

in the show i believe Drogon is the largest. this last 3 episodes were not written well though. really disappointing.

[@dannyjack659]

Safe to say Drogon is OP.

[@mebarkiimad8999]

@@zagman9572 some KZbinrs measured him with Baleion's skull in the show and concluded that he's five times smaller

[@vane909090]

Balerion must've been a big ass mofo.

[@kiantamar]

Cersei wasn't even in this season. Remember they said they wasted the Night King because Cersei is the main villain. She wasn't even the last 5 episodes for 10 minutes.

[@Sam-pu7xc]

@@ABAlphaBeta ??

[@Sa.d.bo26]

@@ABAlphaBeta wow calm down

[@espi371]

completely rushed, why? Game of Thrones has always been slow paced with enough time for every character to have amazing dialogue. But nah fck it. GOT will now always be remembered in infamy.

[@MGSBigBoss77]

Cersei was looking out of a window balcony all of season 8 anyways!

[@pfcchaidez]

They made is think she was the main villain But it’s actually danny

[@winterfell9990]

D&D have Alzheimers. They completely forgot about that conflict between euron and cersi/jaime about how tyrion knew she was pregnant, but no they literally never talk about that again despite it being a huge secret that would have been cool to see euron deal with. secondly, did D&D completely forget about cersi's plan to use civilians in the red keep to use as a shield? if you want dany to go mad why not have her rush and destroy the red keep, and in the destruction she ends up killing alot of civilians in collateral damage, it would have the same effect, but this way its not an intentional mass murder.

[@jeneegaskins1768]

Agreed!! It would have even made more sense for Euron to acknowledge that he knew about Cersi's child being Jaime's. Maybe desire to want to kill Jaime wouldn't have felt so random.

[@TheMakaveli31don]

This is the worst part about the show. Not only did D&D made the plotline as predictable as possible with every "twist" since season 5 being foreshadowed a mile away, they've also fumbled the execution like a motherfucker these past two seasons. Whether it was Jon and Dany's relationship, Littlefinger getting killed by the Stark kids, the night king getting killed by Aarya, Jaime and Euron's fight and even this heel turn by Dany. None of these narrative choices are bad, but the way D&D have executed all these decisions is what turned the show to shit. Fuck they could have even made the Euron scenes good if they actually showed the guy planning his attacks and giving him a reason to catch his opponents off guard instead of just making him a deus ex machina character.

[@mrEtuthian]

That's brilliant ! Unlike D&D's writings !

[@mojo_joju]

Who is D&D?

[@synical7733]

It's like you people don't watch the show. Dany has been building up to this madness since her story arc. She tried to reason with the masters and they had the harpies use guerilla tactics throughout the city, attacking her with subterfuge. You don't think any of this on top of her best friend being murdered by cersei affected her at all? Add the fact that these felt more like foreign lands to her than where she came from? We've seen that indication since she arrived here. Add the turmoil of her realizing she's not even the rightful heir to the throne and these people hate her? Y'all are naive.

[@kyserblade43]

Dany a few seasons ago, was so horrified at one little girl dying she was ready to imprison her dragons forever. Dany season 8: YOLO

[@lycadius8470]

Neil Deeley Sooooo you’re defending the fact that she butchers hundreds of thousands of innocent people and children that never did her harm even when her advisors specifically said they thought it was a mistake? Hmmmm

[@Xena2995]

@@lycadius8470 honestly all the people dying didn't hit me that hard because the writing has been so shit. Everything was painfully predictable. I should have felt shock and sadness. Instead I was desensitized 5 minutes into the destruction and just honestly didn't care. It's not about defending these poorly handled characters at this point. Just watching this underwhelming as hell season unfold at awful pace.

[@jaahman0098]

Lycadius no one is defending her but it was kind of building up that she was going mad

[@nikolai7958]

Kyserblade 43 lmao

[@sagacity1071]

@Neil Deeley so she would rather rule over nothing then earn people's trust? Sure.