Libertarian James Bond

[@CB-rv2lj]

"no literally I was a different person back then" haha gold.

[@sydneytilden2341]

Actually Fiat, remember what Nixon did

[@HughJass-313]

Ha!! I didn't catch that ❤❤

[@alm2187]

There's an interrogation scene where he takes someone's bikini top off and gets it around her neck in one fluid motion. Would have been a better take to use for this gag.

[@wheel-man5319]

@@HughJass-313 Nixon, as much as he's vilified by the left, was very much a man of the left.

[@williams3711]

"Need i remind you 007, you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws." --- Q, Goldeneye

[@foreignpriest3337]

"I told you inflation is dangerous". please promote whoever wrote that.

[@machinesandthings7121]

🤣 agree

[@314jph]

"I told you inflation is dangerous". That guy literally is our natl debt.

[@joewoodard8929]

Somewhere in there is a joke about hitting a debt ceiling too.

[@Cj-yw8cs]

There is an infinite amount of money. All will be spent none will be saved

[@jrcflaus]

Housing market!

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

@@gorgthesalty There is literally no way to pay off the debt as long as the Federal Reserve own the US Dollar.

[@Nickname-wi8kz]

@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay so true

[@PhyloGenesis]

"Warm milk. Raw. Not pasteurized."

[@1865Highst]

I loved that joke as much as I despise the USDA.

[@TheRoark85]

"But i still need a license to braid hair?" LOL

[@robertm1112]

not in texas it was deregulated in i think the 2016 session.

[@jakegarrett8109]

You also need dangerous experimental drugs to work (I'd rather have Heroine than the $hit they are mandating I take, at least the long term effects of that are known, and if I did have that I also wouldn't be allowed to work, so which is it government? Why must I take something dangerous by "executive order"? We're my taxes/bribes not good enough?) There should be no licenses, even if you are licensed for braiding hair they will still shut you down whenever you feel like it (unless Pelosi wants her hair done).

[@richardbilodeau4355]

The Best One!!!

[@cb-gz1vl]

Yes for "safety" But you don't need a license to program a self driving car nor is your code reviewed by any safety agency. Hmmm..

[@AustinAOkay]

U in Az I see lol

[@FuddlyDud]

“Will I be ok?” “Are you a federal employee?” “Yes.” “Well then you’ll be fine.” “Oh, thank God!” Damn, I laughed a little too hard at that one. XD

[@Sarconthewolf]

Truth is funny sometimes

[@brookvalley907]

Yes, my wife became a federal employee when it was a safe, but low paid job. Then, over the years, it became a safe, high paid job, and Washington suburbs became the wealthiest in the nation.

[@FuddlyDud]

@@Sarconthewolf You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to such truth. Otherwise, you will just be miserable! XD

[@FuddlyDud]

@@brookvalley907 Well, lucky for you and your wife! At least some sound-minded folks can enjoy something good! :P

[@stvargas69]

#meeetooo!!!!

[@Muonium1]

"why does this bag of cocaine have a CIA label on it?" "It's called a ghetto blaster!" omfg... It's rare that I legit lol watching a youtube video, but WOW man. amazing

[@LikeToWatch77]

"how is that evil? "I don't know!" I just love how defensive he gets about spending his own money to go to space.

[@groundfloorguthrie]

Same... one of my favorite bits!

[@ablethreefourbravo]

I saw that movie for the first time about a month or so ago. I just said, "Goddammit, Q." and put my head in my hands, unable to figure out which part of that hilarity I was supposed to laugh at first.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

Legit lol watching? Nu english for nu males.

[@Muonium1]

@@Zodroo_Tint lol here's some more "nu english" for you: gfys

[@jackcoleman5955]

The “trillion dollar” button was priceless! ...literally...

[@Voller84]

I see what you did there

[@purplegroot9787]

Paired with the “Bitcoin is Forever”... *chef’s kiss*

[@jamesdewane1642]

Is there any harm in it? Pause. Eh. (and shrug) This is where i paused the video till I stopped laughing. I thought that was so good how it captures the spirit of the people doing it. Like they're aware that somebody somewhere suffers for this, but there's this satisfying beep

[@wheel-man5319]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnWVarner]

Ominous sounds from 2024

[@martinportelance138]

- "My name is Pussy Galore." - "... Huuh... What are your pronouns ?" This... this is pure genius. My head and entrails hurt.

[@learnhistoryandeconomics3690]

I died laughing at this whole thing, but this part does take the cake😂❤️🙏🔥🌎

[@davidkavetsky2377]

I actually LOL IRL on that one

[@martins.7060]

@@learnhistoryandeconomics3690 a gay wedding cake I presume

[@scubaguy007]

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to suffocate. But I’m still smiling about it. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@crawdad4823]

Same here. Brilliant.

[@sethstor]

Bond: "How is that evil". "Villain" Bragg: "I don't know. I said I was going to space and everyone on Twitter got very angry"

[@billvojtech5686]

Sorry, but Bezos is evil. Not for going into space. Not for providing goods and services. For shutting down Parler. And I bet he paid off politicians to shut down local businesses so that people had to use his service to get the things they needed under lockdown.

[@NoNoseProduction]

@@billvojtech5686 parler shut themselves down by being in the US we have decades of govt leaks , piracy , child porn, and white nationalist groups that they could have used for guidance in preventing their "free speech " platform from being taken down.

[@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216]

@@NoNoseProduction that's just a whole other level of flawed logic

[@morscoronam3779]

"I said (Literally anything here) and everyone on Twitter got very angry."

[@simonmultiverse6349]

Way, WAY, WAAAAAY back, I saw a 10-part or maybe 12-part satire, very well done, with a character called James Bomb. It was very funny, very clever, totally surreal. If anyone ever sees it, you will laugh your head off. (somewhat loopy and bizarre sense of humour). I lost track of it, but if anyone ever sees it in the dusty old parts of YooToob, please, PLEASE *PLEEEEAAASE* let me know where it is. You will be glad you saw it.

[@sterling3159]

"Thank you! ... Thank you! You're the first person to actually wish me save travels!"

[@jaewok5G]

"They spray painted my garage!"

[@MirzaAhmed89]

Safe

[@colinklang]

Everyone is getting all upset that the private sector is going to space. I still don't get it. They wouldn't be tweeting their rage from an iPhone if the government was in charge of cell phones. They would have a flip phone and still be happy they could play snake on it

[@sammybarrera]

@@colinklang flip phone? My friend that's too optimistic... They'll have no phone at all...

[@colinklang]

@@sammybarrera lol you're right. Most likely a pay phone

[@thecallfam]

“I’ve come to the wrong Q” 🤣🤣🤣

[@tedarcher9120]

Loool

[@rorke6092]

I thought it was queue

[@jmcenanly1]

James Bond is the exact opposite of a libertarian. He is a blunt instrument in the hand of the government

[@thenewmayorofcrazytown7392]

His license to kill is clearly in violation of the non aggression principle

[@-haclong2366]

That's the joke.

[@wingzero7X]

He also usually tells the gov to piss off all the time in his own way

[@acctsys]

whoosh, some would say.

[@eldermillennial8330]

@@thenewmayorofcrazytown7392 Not necessarily, to be fair. 99% of what that means is that he is trusted with his own recognizance regarding going after OTHERS who initiated aggressions; what’s bad is that he can skip the bureaucracy of proving that his kills were each individually justified, the one area where a little red tape for transparency is important.

[@watchdealer11]

It's madness, economic madness 😂

[@lowerclassbrats77]

In a free society "I don't want to" is the ONLY exemption necessary.

[@Justanotherconsumer]

Might makes right, then, and there is no society.

[@ChadGatling]

"I don't want to not rape this girl"

[@ickster23]

@@Justanotherconsumer As long as no harm is being done to others, then "I don't want to" is valid. As soon as you bring "might" into the equation, then you do not have a free society. In essence, the concept of society as you define it cannot be free, as there is always a group of people known as the state who will do violence to it's fellow citizens if they are not obeyed.

[@JoeArn1]

@@ChadGatling well, the girl would be the one saying “I don’t want to” and the men respect their rights. If they don’t, that’s one of the things that the 2nd amendment is good for :) problem solved

[@sunnykim9917]

Not anymore under this admin

[@ablethreefourbravo]

These Libertarian editions are freakin' HILARIOUS.

[@dillardc81]

The "evil" was that small businesses were told they had to shut down, while Amazon expanded and took over. I guarantee at least some of those small businesses would allow their employees to take a piss break.

[@benjaminharbour760]

That's the government's fault. Amazon can't help what the fearful idiots in government decide to do on a whim.

[@dillardc81]

@@benjaminharbour760 It is the Government's fault, but don't pretend like Amazon doesn't get special treatment from their lobbying efforts.

[@benjaminharbour760]

@@dillardc81 Eh, that much is true.

[@lmgmaster7526]

Oh and treat their employees like shit, too

[@benjaminharbour760]

@@lmgmaster7526 You work for Amazon?

[@ablethreefourbravo]

"Let's go to space! We have ice cream, you're going to love it!" Really wholesome interaction with a surprisingly non-evil Bond villain.

[@corallynnewman3536]

Nancy Pelosi had the icecream in her enormous freezer

[@humbughumbughumbug]

@@corallynnewman3536 Don't forget Biden getting caught with ice cream whenever his legion of yesmen follow him around. CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHIP! *GASP OHHHHHHH GASP*

[@able34bravo37]

@@humbughumbughumbug is this another one of those things that the left says the right are mad about, but nobody on the right has ever heard of the thing?

[@TickedOffPriest]

I am not even that big of a James Bond fan, but I clicked because it is Reason.

[@Landofalcon007]

I'm not even a big fan of Reason, but I clicked because it is James Bond, lol.

[@dawnstorm9768]

Same here.

[@dannyboycinco]

“I’ll have a ginger ale and ayahuasca. Shaken, not stirred” 😂 who’s writing these lmfaoo

[@ja8898]

I had to google that one. But I'm ordering it next time I go out.

[@dannyboycinco]

@@ja8898 come to Ecuador and try it. It’s legal here and there are many licensed shamans that can give you that spiritual/out of body experience

[@johnstamos5948]

"One infant Just hand it to me"

[@falkeysen9539]

@@dannyboycinco But do they also use Acacia Confusa? The normal mix is full of... demons. Acacia got loving Gaia in it.

[@thatwastakenagain]

i was wondering about why that last one isn't here its so simple shaken to go

[@twiztidsidfreak13]

I wouldn't say I'm a "libertarian" but I'm in the middle enough to just love your style and humor and you sure are more relatable than any of the far right or left content out there.

[@jdsartre9520]

if you're not a libertarian or even better a non-mafiaist, then you're a brainwashed sheep who hopefully will wake up one day to understand the true nature of your plight

[@acctsys]

@@jdsartre9520 Yeah, none of what you said sounds convincing though. I would rather refer him to Milton Friedman's talks. Essentially, it's about freedom for the individual as a principle of governance.

[@Giby86]

@@jdsartre9520 tertium non datur? Ok dude.

[@gristlevonraben]

I'm a liberal libertarian, pro universal healthcare in a good way, same with housing, and anti-sexualizing of kids, and pro free speech, pro gold standard, and anti-monopolies. You don't have to be a lover of cold conservatism to be a libertarian. Did you know that in Oregon, they found that providing cheap and free housing for homeless people actually saved the city money on healthcare spending? Getting rid of medical monopoly controls and limiting healthcare lawsuit caps would make hospital bills much cheaper. But alas, to install socialism, the people behind the scenes had to make capitalism as evil as they could, this is why so many republicans are conservative in name only and actually vote for limiting freedoms. In the real world of a good form of capitalism, not only can you have your cake and eat it too, but you can also put icing on it, pay your kids college tuition and open a bakery to make more cakes and write what you want to on it!

[@criemanumut733]

You can't fix the problem that government created with using government

[@kerbaman5125]

The brilliance of this series is on another level

[@valmid5069]

You expect me to pay my taxes? *No Mr Bond I expect you to be evicted!*

[@Batham55]

"No harm in it right?" "Ehh..."

[@morscoronam3779]

The "Ehh..." took that gag from excellence to perfection.

[@fastradioburst315]

Brilliantly done, ReasonTV! Give a raise to every person involved in this production!

[@isidoreaerys8745]

Literally I’m a libertarian Socialist and I agree this is genuinely hillarious. The world needs more of this.

[@sixwingedasura3059]

"I was literally a different person back then!" I'm dying

[@MM-he2iq]

Now THIS is the kind of Reason videos that keep me subbed!

[@JSteplyk]

Any chance we can get Remy singing 🎶Goooooooldstandard🎶?

[@o00nemesis00o]

He's upset that it's an ollllld standard

[@JETZcorp]

You could say, It was Bitcoin Beforrre the blocks It-freak-ing-rocks

[@ronlewis8398]

The Spy Who Loved #MeToo... got me so bad. Well done sir!

[@bwboy92]

From a long time Bond fan who can almost memorize every line. This gets me laughing non stop. Now I can never watch the Bond movie without thinking about the reference here again.

[@bsmith6784]

"Money you _stole?"_ "Well, I mean, not *_directly,_* no. I just used my status as a giant 'essential' business to become the *_sole_* provider of certain goods and services while the government banned countless small businesses from operating during a pandemic."

[@sixseven404]

Yupp, and that's why those people are pieces of shit

[@assault410]

"I told you inflation was dangerous" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD

[@notthefbi7932]

Remy and Andrew 😂😂😂😂 You guys are always on point, need more of you guys or whatever you identify as 😁

[@JVLeroy223]

Libertarians, maybe?

[@DeMatthias]

This skit was pure GOLD.

[@jacobstamm]

The production quality on this is absurdly high. How does this not have way more views?

[@rothbardfreedom]

A true libertarian wouldn't use the "Public Space" argument; at least not without mentioning that "Public Spaces" are deplorable violations of (acquisition of) private property.

[@tylerwhaley4872]

what

[@juanpablonunez2828]

@@QuadCloudNine Wordddd

[@cheapandeasy1715]

A true Libertarian capitalizes the L.

[@SpeedKatMcNasty]

God made the land and gifted it to all mankind, not the ones who could use the most violence to claim the most. While one can rent land from society, ultimately the land belongs to everyone. Not only is private permanent land ownership not libertarian, it is a violation of our most fundamental rights; self evident rights granted to us by God and by virtue of our existence.

[@tylerwhaley4872]

@@SpeedKatMcNasty no, private property is a human right. land is land, god just made it, he didn't give ownership of it to any person or people. When he gave us dominion over the planet, he just allowed us to do what we wished with it. I would also like to know any part of the Bible that prohibits private land ownership.

[@einsteiner311]

This is the best content on the entire site.

[@DanJohnsonAffordableAviation]

BRAVO! I always love your stuff, Andrew, but this one was a knock out of the park. Especially for a long time Bond watchers, you incorporated original scenes with modern themes just wonderfully. Our household is a supporter and that will continue. 👍🏻😎

[@justinjozokos1699]

I can't stand half-assed American attempts at English accents, particularly in the fantasy genre, but I'll like this video for you guys

[@badgerkitteh]

appreciate it :)

[@gregoryeverson741]

stfu, fix your teeth

[@justinjozokos1699]

@@gregoryeverson741 I'm not English, and my comment was meant as a compliment rather than as an insult. I would usually never stand to watch a video of Americans butcher an English accent, but I actually enjoyed this video

[@gregoryeverson741]

@@justinjozokos1699 Americans are different from the rest of the world, there is no way to explain it

[@-haclong2366]

@@gregoryeverson741 There is, they are the hegemon, Soviet people had the same mentality around other Socialist countries as well.

[@joshcarlson9352]

Comedy gold. It's probably all inside-jokes, but I'm sharing it anyway.

[@musicalcharge]

Comedy gold standard?

[@ProductBasement]

Lol the titles were the best part. Idk whether my favorite is "FOIA Eyes Only" or "The Spy Who Loved #metoo"

[@whitehavencpu6813]

LMFAO

[@SSPspaz]

James Bond and the Giant Peach 😂

[@amytayloramytaylor]

Ok I missed that. Apparently I have to go watch it *again*.

[@SuperAtheist]

Nancy Pelosi: Man made climate change is bad Also Nancy Pelosi: I use 20 pens to sign my name

[@lockwoodthexton]

@sp0777iXdlMLalN0dsXxlMlNdsM0jdsj They were meant to be valuable souvenirs (from signing the (first)Trump impeachment order), but since Trump wasn't actually convicted they are probably worthless.

[@Foolish188]

@sp0777iXdlMLalN0dsXxlMlNdsM0jdsj Many laws are signed that way, been going on a long time. I believe MacArthur used several pens for the formal surrender of the Japanese at the end of WWII.

[@troyezell5841]

She was trying to show her joy but she was the usual useless idiot.

[@aaronleverton4221]

@@Foolish188 Yes, he did. He gave one straight to Wainwright, who he demanded be on the deck to witness the signing. It is very much a tradition and the fact that Trump wasn't convicted isn't going to make the pens less valuable, given that they are now from is *first* impeachment and he's the only president to have been impeached *twice*.

[@fortusvictus8297]

@@aaronleverton4221 And yet it means so much less than the others...which also meant nothing. And as to the 'why' some are gifts and keepsakes, others are auctioned to raise funds.

[@experiment0789]

I love the Elon Musk references, LOL! James Bond :"How is that evil?" supposed to be bad guy: "I don't know,I just said I was going to space and everyone on Twitter got very angry"

[@vedritmathias9193]

While it could be interpreted as referring to Musk, I think it was intended to refer to Bezos who arguably got the most hate for going to space than anyone who ever has.

[@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216]

@@vedritmathias9193 I don't think anyone hates him for going to space, it's more how he treats his employees and his behaviour towards musk

[@Bit-while_going]

The funniest part is where he gets jabed, then they ask him whether he approves and he goes "Wasn't that part supposed to come first?"

[@peterdelong7514]

I missed Andrew Heaton videos on Reason! Keep em coming!

[@blurglide]

That was hilarious. LOL at "My God- it would take ten of these just to sign your name!"

[@SomeTomfoolery]

Remy playing a character other than a TSA agent? What channel is this??

[@MaxDangerPower]

To be fair, he also got the TSA agent in this one.

[@SomeTomfoolery]

@@MaxDangerPower True, I was worried until I saw that

[@jdjr3640]

A masterpiece. "2 fingers of LSD, shaken, not stirred"

[@MidnightPaws13]

This was incredibly, unbelievably funny and well done. Amazing work by everyone involved!

[@reformedzoomer]

Dude this is incredible.

[@bk2524]

IT HAPPENED ONCE SO WE BANNED IT should be America's new motto

[@mmmddd4366]

When Remy's next song?

[@taylorverrall118]

Thank god they brought back Andrew Heaton

[@robnemily]

"If you press this button right here, 1 Trillion dollars enters the money supply... no harm it, right?" Funniest video I've seen on KZbin in sooo long.

[@erccdang]

This is possibly the greatest video I've seen this year

[@posajnejkwahb]

Uh, this is amazing. Loved the feelgood ending for Blofeldt xD

[@TacShooter]

Best Bond parody I've seen a while. More, please!

[@isidoreaerys8745]

This is the funniest conservative comedy I’ve ever seen. The self awareness and self deprecating humor is on pointe.

[@AnaIvanovic4ever]

Conservative?

[@asahearts1]

The problem with Amazon selling goods and services during a pandemic is that government force was used to stamp out their competition.

[@sixmilsix]

Brilliant! One can only hope this Bond will become an icon for millions with many sequels.

[@8d4o0c4]

"But I still need a license to braid hair?" This is absolute genius, right here...

[@jhayes1944]

Good to see Remy again.

[@SummerzEVE]

"do we pay interest on that? All the time?"

[@kavinskysmith4094]

This is the most james bond thing I've seen in over 20 years, Bravo Guys, Bravo!

[@addusernamehere]

This whole premise.. and the execution thereof.. is awesome! I'm not a harccore Libertarian, but I genuinely think the world would be better with a whole lot more of them!

[@thorryan4694]

Thanks!

[@kingcaliph5135]

I keep coming back to this, it’s hilarious

[@PhotriusPyrelus]

I love the genuine delivery of his "I would *LOVE* to go to space!" at... lol. 4:20

[@mr.s2005]

2:31 probably should have added "and a covid ID just to get in Walmart".

[@Bigmummy13]

This is by far the best thing on KZbin!

[@zacharyrollick6169]

This would be my favorite series if real.

[@carlthecaveman]

Remy is a national treasure... Andrew is pretty good too.

[@josda1000]

Remy is magic. Someone to gather around.

[@funnybobjr]

“I told you inflation was dangerous” got me bad

[@stewiewilliamson1541]

Another fantastic video from Andrew Heaton and company! Kudos, the best Libertarian Bond yet!

[@wolflordy3193]

Is this the first time Remy and Andrew Heaton have worked together?

[@TheActualDP]

Nope, there are a few videos like this where Remy makes an appearance, most commonly as one of those TSA fondlers.

[@AnaIvanovic4ever]

No! Game of Thrones libertatian edition for example.

[@jordanmicahcook]

A a libertarian I approve of this video… But you don’t need my approval because you are free to believe as you wish…

[@BoyKagome]

"I'll have an infant... just hand it to me."

[@a1productionllc]

Not too shabby, delightful tongue in cheek. Thanks for some good laughs.

[@christianfreedom-seeker2025]

Uhh, that “pass me an infant” part could be mistaken for “you know what”

[@macsnafu]

Remy working with Andrew Heaton. Finally!

[@TheRealFollower]

Mr. Bond my masterful plan is simply to do nothing. You see with congress printing so much money I don't need to. They will ruin their own currency. * evil laugh*

[@nialloreilly702]

This... was WAY better than I was expecting!

[@anthonymason898]

The philosophy of the rich and the poor is this: the rich invest their money and spend what is left. The poor spend their money and invest what is left

[@donaldbrandt4090]

Yeah I made a profit of $7,000 trading with him last week

[@masonpatel4186]

I'm happy to see Mr Desmond Gabriel mentioned here, My spouse recommended him to me after investing £4000 and he has really helped us financially in thu times of COVID-19 lockdown here in Australia.

[@mrswjr4061]

What BS platitudes is this that I keep seeing people post? So far 18 likes without a thought. When I was poor I paid my bills and tried to save for an emergency. I wanted to invest but my left over $20 wasn’t going to get me much if I needed to go to Urgent Care and get an Rx before next payday. Thank goodness those days are over for me but so many people are still working their way up. Rethink your cliched philosophy.

[@JD2jr.]

@@mrswjr4061 it's the bot farms. did you see the rest of the replies?

[@DJmicaiah]

Best video reason TV has ever done

[@sarinhighwind]

a few of those were more on the liberal camp. But the badguy with the cat scenes. OMG, gold.

[@beetlejamie8065]

A sense of humor truly is mankind’s greatest blessing! Mark Twain said it best. Thank you for the laughter! 😂 🙌 🙏

[@barkerd427]

Forcing someone to make a wedding cake isn't libertarian.

[@squee116]

No, and I don't think that was espoused. Voluntarily choosing to make one is libertarian, though.

[@barkerd427]

@@squee116 Voluntarily choosing to not make one is also libertarian...

[@squee116]

@@barkerd427 Hence no mention of forcing anyone to do anything...

[@MaxDangerPower]

This is brilliant stuff! Keep up the good work!

[@traviswall1982]

I just asked myself yesterday when the next ReasonTV video would be. YAY!

[@ThirtytwoJ]

Ive never ever ever had a girlfriend that didnt wanna be slapped on the a55 at any given moment

[@nitroscout8119]

Spot on with Blofeld. Straight to the moon! ...or low orbit, it's all good 😂

[@verystablegenius9317]

Microchips in the bloodstream, “I’ve come to the wrong Q” lol

[@ghxstleader485]

"Bake the cake, bigot" "What are your pronouns" "Jeff Bezos is a good person actually" Reason is the corporate cathedral mouthpiece for the libertarian party

[@TechWechSech]

This is the best video on this website

[@yengsabio5315]

Hilarious! 😂😂😂 Lots'a love, cheers, & Mabuhay, from tropical Philippines!

[@LiberatedCastaway1]

"It will take ten of these, just to sign your name!" Hilarious! Que the signing documents montage!

[@brianrhiel5292]

Glad to see you guys again, been too long!

[@icmull]

This was actually really good. Probably one of the best.

[@TheBrianp1]

Oh this is going to be good. And it was.