Game of Thrones: S08E05: An Unbridled Rage

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[@MauLerYT]

Hello there Ladies and Gentleman; This video was a nightmare to make in terms of redrafts, accuracy, visuals/audio editing, proof watching and working from the ground up with Game of Thrones content, from re-watching the entire series to finding high quality rips of every episode to work from, in comparison to relying mostly on KZbin videos for the previous two videos. Three months of work, all in just over 2 and a half hours. And then came all of the post production work I had to do to get it past the copyright bots, which is so beyond stressful, let’s just say were lucky it’s out today. I get that it's frustrating that you have to wait and its tempting to assume I am very lazy but I was working on this most of the day for most days. My work has gotten very meticulous, I want to iron out mistakes wherever I find them and improve my diction/enunciation through my work as well. That means everything in the process gets more thorough but I should be outputting my best stuff yet. If you are looking for more content from me in any way/shape and form, in between these larger releases, I recommended the enormous backlog currently available on the Mooler channel. I run a podcast and I have smaller releases talking about other media - kzbin.info/door/HH-ybUwH1CfJrXxnqw6Ljw Q: Episode 6 rage? TFA Part 3? High School Musical Praise? A: Their time will come, I don't want to make any promises anymore, I would rather surprise you all, days before releasing things. This was one of my longest-man videos and I am already working on more videos for Mooler while planning the next for this channel. It all takes time and outside of guest appearances, I’m a one man show for every process in these videos. I think as time goes by and I get better at all of this, you can expect more at faster speeds. Either way, thank you for your patience, il see yah next time o/

[@oicz]

Great video!

[@SaturnSnapple]

MauLer you’re too much of a perfectionist Mauler. Of course it’s much appreciated still 💜

[@nixcomments]

Thank you for what you do Mauler! Great content to listen to.

[@Avarn388]

MauLer No problem. Quality over quantity man. That’s why I have so much respect for you. Keep up the awesome work.

[@Junmyeonnie]

Mooler is best boi. Best and gooddest boi indeed

[@benfielding4713]

I pirated season eight and I still want my money back

[@SirDankleberry]

I mean you did have to pay for the data to download that abortion.

[@alexisogbemudia5458]

Ben Fielding this was the first season I streamed legally 😭

[@Beaver_Monday]

@@alexisogbemudia5458 Lol that's what you get for following the law

[@praetorian3902]

I didn't even watch Game of Thrones and I still want my money back.

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

I want my time back.

[@Naz-xk6hq]

Well I'll see you guys in 2 years for Game of Thrones: S0806: An unbridled rage

[@matthewmuir8884]

By then, HBO will have probably moved on to its next big money-maker that gets MauLer's attention: Game of Thrones: Brotherhood.

[@rosesongoku6980]

Matthew St. Cyr If HBO actually did that, I might be willing to forgive them for not getting rid of D&D sooner! Hope Emilia signs on again! 😆 It just needs to be the last couple seasons again but longer and better.

[@greenglade47]

It'll be worth the wait

[@Hats502]

Are you kidding it will probably take 2 years just to upload it after it’s all finished being made

[@wu-ren]

@@matthewmuir8884 A Brotherhood version should be developed when the last ASOIAf book is released, so that it may be 99% faithful. So between 100 years and the heat death of the universe.

[@brandonwallace1725]

MauLer sounds like Tywin Lannister explaining everyone's stupidity from the afterlife.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

N he’ll forever complain about the doggo disrespect untill that dog gets his respect

[@GhostLink92]

I would forgive everything to get an episode of just that. Bring back all the dead characters' actors for just that one event.

[@wolfelkan8183]

If Tywin is saying anything from the afterlife, it's "My cupbearer was who?!"

[@Blaklyon0]

That sounds like a idea for a show!

[@Blaklyon0]

Hearing a montage of him doing that for 5 minutes, would be better than all of season 8.

[@NourArt02]

Bro, you don't understand. - The Dothrakis and Unsullied respawn because everytime they die, Dany rests at a bonefire - Jon and Cersei were lagged the entire episode because Dany destroyed the WIFI towers in KL - Arya didn't die after being blasted 4 times because she had Flame Stoneplate Ring and 10 estus flasks

[@u.v.s.5583]

Nice. All for a great story. And who has a more broken story than Bran the Great?

[@zaep2791]

Goddamn you. Lol

[@theelder4797]

Arya also made her saving throw.

[@alaba.altheus810]

I respect the Dark Souls reference

[@prkr07]

10 estus flasks and 99 life gems where she'd crush one every time she was off-camera

[@Eurron492]

“I actually hope, that in your day to day life, your socks stay wet” Jesus man, that’s harsh.

[@GlassGolem]

As someone who had to walk for 8-10 hours a day with soggy socks, I can confirm that that is downright torturous.

[@pimper7000]

The greatest most petty insult I've ever heard. It's deep, yet clean cut that pierces souls.

[@unformedeight]

Mauler uses such harsh language the entire review

[@soothmoth]

@@GlassGolem get wool socks my friend.

[@calliph]

Ugh. I can hear the sloshing sound from here.

[@sculptureofsound2]

I was getting over it. Now I’m pissed again

[@troytownsend101]

Join the club...😒

[@s.graham9951]

I'm still not over it.

[@AlyD247]

Yup same. This is bringing back all my emotions back. It’s such a shame )this is low key like a hard breakup you just can’t move on from. But it’s time to let go of got again. It was great at the beginning but the way things ended... Can never return.

[@connor_phillipz5689]

I've never even watched the show and I'm pissed about it.

[@floridferret4585]

I've never even seen a single episode and I'm pissed about this ending.

[@ARcam789]

The fact that we never got an episode 6 rage even though MauLer says he will eventually finish one just makes me thing it broke his brain and he can't even rage about it it's that bad.

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

Well said.

[@tygrenvoltaris4782]

Still better than AOT ending.

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

@@tygrenvoltaris4782 No way. I didn't watch it, but nothing can be worse than GoT ending.

[@tygrenvoltaris4782]

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Oh man the amount of retcon in aot ending is worse than GOT or on par BUT for me its worse

[@TheMrBlanky]

@@tygrenvoltaris4782 lmaooo no

[@piotrfijoek1095]

I still wait for that cathartic S08E6 Unbridled Rage so I could close that part of my life at last.

[@Rags]

The only character that wasn't ruined was the Starbucks frappuccino.

[@unformedeight]

You say that but in S08 canon it was a bitter tasting bread

[@Arko777777]

The water bottle in the last episode was fine too. It had the most consistent character arc in the series.

[@alexanderrichard8842]

Don't forget the two water bottles in episode 6

[@michaelreyes9283]

It wasn't rhino milk though

[@jeebuschristos8423]

It's prolly why they edited it out in the DVD/Blu Ray releases...

[@teamozOFFICIAL]

Ironic that the show about "Everyone dying" ends with every character being assassinated by bad writing.

[@Gozokukolat]

Machicolations!!!!! Also Stick-Like-Weapons!

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@Shads Editor - Fact. Everyone died.

[@MG-ee2rc]

Zinger from the Shad man !

[@ThePurpleSpartan]

Benioff was also a writer for X-Men origins: Wolverine so the show's writing turning to absolute shit when they ran out of source material really isn't all that surprising in hindsight. You'd think a silver spoon baby born from a former head of Goldman Sachs (seriously, that's no meme) would have gotten some decent writing education somewhere but apparently here we are: a sad fandom who had to sit and watch butchery so severe that Game of Thrones is now the answer to the question "Which TV show shit the bed the hardest?" because it sure isn't Dexter, Lost or Sopranos anymore.

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

Shads Editor characters

[@erikkarlsson861]

“I actually hope, that in your day to day life, your socks stay wet” As a former army grunt, that is actually a legit curse we use to tell shit NCOs... I have never identified more with your amazing insults!

[@citizensnips2400]

You ever get away with that without getting fucking smoked?

[@bigsteve1664]

As a former British Soldier, how can you say something so callous as wishing someone wet socks. Literally nothing worse than having wet socks in the field.

[@mentalwarriorshow1458]

As a former Marine grunt, this is the worst possible thing to wish upon someone- especially being in the swamps of Lejeune lmao

[@Mjdemass]

As former grunt that became NCO ( and left a while ago ) theres shit NCOs, good NCOs as well as shit / good grunts :) And ofc we re united against officers :')

[@erikkarlsson861]

@@Mjdemass here we call the officer program "Hero school".. With the greatest level of sarcasm... 😅 And our equivelent to secund Lt is called "puberty Lt".. Due to most being young and their voices trends to crack.. 😅

[@Luuuna]

One of the most unbelievable things about this show is that Robin Arryn survived past puberty

[@thomasford5813]

He survived by the power of milk

[@eriklakeland3857]

@@thomasford5813 lmfaooo got milk

[@jamie_d0g978]

He need sum milk

[@winterman8248]

supprised little finger didnt push him down that big hole

[@verazollinger6862]

Just now I discover who that was! One would think they would stress its him for someone who watched season 8 with denial and tears like I did.

[@Hirnlego999]

The north remembers D&D don't "Arya went west, Jon went north, Drogon went east and the show went south".

[@Hirnlego999]

@j mula It is, but so what, few ideas are actually original. It's not that the north remembers anyway either, the flock survives and they all separate in the end anyhow. And the last remaining idiots can't even figure out that the last war is not even needed. Arya could deal with Cersei.

[@Hirnlego999]

@j mula I don't care about likes. If they go negative I'm fine with it. Besides, I saw it at one place also made by someone behind an alias who could also have read it elsewhere too. It just hilariously summed up s8 and to a degree s7 that I thought it needed to be read by more people. That's all there is to it. If I was whoring for likes I would put my ass in front of a camera and start saying things which I know people would like. But.. "that's not me".

[@Ramsey276one]

MASTERFUL

[@420smeghead]

HA!

[@davidrisselada6199]

The whole show was stupid.

[@cookiecookie88729]

5 years ago, I wouldn't imagine living in a world where GoT and Star Wars are symbols of trash writing

[@adamdecoder1]

the prequels are more than 5 years old haha, but yeah. That's wild we live in that world now.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

There are arguably almost as many bad star wars movies as there are good ones game of thrones at least had 6 good seasons

[@Hirnlego999]

As if the prequels did not happen. I wish I had forgotten them.

[@gmonkman]

Did you not see SW E1-3?

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737]

@nikolai bahtin I disagree but even if we go with 4 that can still prove my point

[@thevo4100]

'We knew The Hound had to die by fire.' As opposed to him maybe facing his fear and overcoming it? Perhaps braving some flames to save someone important to him? Something good? Something interesting? No fucking chance. We go with the meme.

[@horrorbym]

I completely agree!!

[@wd3185]

Or I mean, God forbid, he let go of his hatred for his brother and decide to live a new, better life. But no, we need Cleganebowl.

[@petrusjnaude7279]

Regarding Tyrion's stupidity, it's like the more of a beard he grew, the dumber he got. Maybe the energy required to grow the beard took it away from keeping his brain running.

[@TOONYBOY]

Nah, he just stopped reading. Turns out this entire show is a massive metaphor for keeping yourself well-read

[@victorcode2075]

I have a beard and can confirm this is true.

[@TOONYBOY]

@@victorcode2075 Do I need to start panicking?

[@BigJiggly]

I mean, proportionality means that beard takes up an unfortunate ratio of his body mass.

[@sebastianwillows]

"FIRE!" -Euron, in a world where gunpowder doesn't exist...

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@Gyrffos Gandalf is fairly justified, however, as he is not an archer: he is a wizard who specializes in fire magic and is an expert in fireworks. It makes sense that an expert in fireworks and fire magic would say "fire" as his version of "loose", "launch", or "release".

[@Stego1819]

@@matthewmuir8884 No it doesnt make sense in any medieval setting.

[@YourBlackLocal]

Does saying Fire to shoot something only appear around the invention of gunpowder, it could just be something they say when launching projectiles

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@Stego1819 Yes; it doesn't make sense in a Medieval setting. I'm just saying Gandalf can be given some leeway in that his expertise is fireworks, not arrows.

[@matthewmuir8884]

@@YourBlackLocal The origin of saying "fire" to shoot something came from the use of gunpowder weapons, so no; it's not just something people say when launching a projectile. Before that, people would say, "loose" or "release".

[@alisterfolson]

Me: Season 8 was shitty. I'm moving on with my life MauLer: Posts An Unbridled Rage Me: Life can wait

[@GatorMH]

So true.

[@alejandrodecorse9437]

CJ Meiko Indeed

[@QA-ut7dd]

When it comes to MauLer, life can absolutely wait 😂😂

[@atoasttototoro]

id only just got over season 8.

[@alexman378]

A two hour one at that

[@andreistaretu9935]

Over 3 years later and still waiting for ep 6 rage

[@andreistaretu9935]

@metalsucks3061 what's efap?

[@metalsucks3061]

@@andreistaretu9935 maulers podcast, EFAP(Every Frame A Pause)

[@yulbrynner8293]

@@andreistaretu9935 a finger in the bum

[@Hirnlego999]

Still true

[@relrond6111]

Still true

[@lamarcknritu]

Teacher : For your home assignment write a summary of Final season Game of Thrones. Me Next Day: kinda forgot Teacher: Fair enough

[@christianchadd790]

I forgot how terrible GoT Season 8 really was. Thank you for the reminder.

[@aronjanssonnordberg307]

you kinda forgot?

[@Thomas20Smith]

Immediately slapped by the Hound 🤣🤣

[@davidabest7195]

Do you have a learning disability? How tf did you forget

[@christianchadd790]

@@aronjanssonnordberg307 I forgot how angry I was! It's insane how easily it was forgotten and tossed away in my brain.

[@PiousMoltar]

It's SO BAD.

[@VaporSulla]

"Rape made me smarter!" - Sansa Stark

[@reneelasswell3734]

I don't like Sansa but that line was just ridiculous. D&D don't know how to write woman at all. All of the "strong women" are cold-blooded psychopaths they just aren't quite as insane as the women who either have to be "put down" or get themselves killed.

[@nont18411]

Renee Lasswell The only one strong female character they’d done right is Cersei

[@shanettequao9043]

LVCIVS · CORNELIVS · SVLLA I really dislike Sansa lmao

[@pplr1]

That was a stupid remark D and D put in Sansa's mouth. And the irony is a lot of what she said and did in season 8 turned her character into a moron.

[@svetlanamalavina4350]

It is prove that intellect is sexually transmitted thing 😂

[@RAGEAlanBun]

Even if they wanted to keep the general story the same, it would have made a lot more sense if Dany only burned the Red Keep down, not realising that Cersei invited lots of civilians into the Red Keep, and accidentally killed lots of innocent lives as a result of her overflowing hatred for Cersei, and rushing into tear down the Red Keep. That way her murdering innocent people makes a little bit of sense as the deaths are a result of her trying to kill Cersei, instead of Cersei dying as a result of her trying to murder everyone in Kings Landing. Or hell, even if they kept everything the exact same but the burning of Kings Landing was done because Drogon lost control, instead of Dany wanting to do it, and it turns out the people warning Dany that Dragons couldn’t be controlled were correct. While still stupid it would make a lot more sense than what we actually got.

[@sleepysera]

That would have thrown her into a dilemma she'd have to work out with her morals and we didn't have time for that! Gotta wrap it up in one more episode...no way to have more episodes, after all, just couldn't be done 🙃

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

@@sleepysera Still, I like the ideas OP presented. Either one would've worked better than Dany just going fullblown batshit due to some rushed, sloppily written motive and burning everything in sight. But you're right, it wouldn't have mattered anyway, with Dickhead 'n Dickhead pulling the plug on the show prematurely.

[@victorcode2075]

It makes sense because people didn't talk to her at a party.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

@@victorcode2075 And her nephew totally won't sleep with her. Nothing to do after that but kill everyone. 🙃

[@bekleedee]

@@sleepysera I'd like to insert the clip of Jon saying "There's no time for ANY of this!" right here.

[@enginepy]

It’s sad when you can actually see the actors struggle with the bad writing/directing. You can see it in their acting. I felt bad for them Bc they knew it was ruined.

[@guyonyoutube501]

You can also see them cringing hard during the script reading and interviews.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

​@@guyonyoutube501"BeSt SeAsOn EvAh!!" * eyebrows intensify *

[@kalashnikovdevil]

I really hate this Jake Snow guy. Jon was way cooler.

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

TwoHeavens i do love how every time when characters are made to change drastically “just because” they now all get called Jake.. Thank you Mark Hamill

[@michaeldorsey9231]

@@ComradeCommissarYuri Do you think "Jake" could become a literary term like Mary Sue down the line?

[@papershadow]

Jake's a real asshole, thinking he has the right to give away Jon's loyal woofer like that.

[@ComradeCommissarYuri]

michael dorsey yeah of course

[@Unformed8]

At the very least Mauler seems to do it for when a character gets assassinated, I'm assuming there will be a Jade or something for assassinated women

[@resuemannet]

"Samwell Tarly killed more people than the Golden Company" I'd known this episode was bad, but it hadn't really sunk in just how awful it was until I heard this line.

[@jaroslavmarina9247]

1:23:00

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Huh?

[@_Cato_]

Dragonage2ftw What don’t you comprehend...?

[@stefanradebach2889]

That wouldn't have been a problem if they didn't adapt out Prince Aegon who was there in the books and they had something to use for in the show but instead just said fuck it because why not.

[@yanivgalmor1747]

@@stefanradebach2889 yea! i dont know why they ignored prince aegon's and jon connington's plotline. its pretty solid and pretty curcial for the main plot. they just kind of forgot about the characters existance

[@Duskk8]

Still hoping we see Episode 6 rage. I watch these classics once every few months.

[@jakethompson9260]

Agreed! Here's hoping!

[@Haukipesukone]

I'd like to see episode 6 too

[@JustStop19]

I'd like him to review the whole show since season 5!

[@maxrivera38]

Me too, i love any mauler content and especially on GOT

[@likeabigboiii6324]

As do I

[@wafflingmean4477]

Here is one of the most crucial details of why this is such a fucking horrible thing to do to Emilia Clarke. She risked her life to play this character. Due to a brain aneurism she was genuinely scared throughout the filming of the show that she would exert herself too much and literally die on set. But she kept going because acting is clearly what she loves. Devoting herself to this character must have meant the world if she risked dying for it. And D&D spat that back in her face. The shock she described of just aimlessly wandering around London for hours genuinely makes me feel so sorry for her.

[@WayneMercy]

That would be a horrible reason not to make dany go mad lol. If GRRM planned this from the beginning then I’m sure there was a way to execute it properly. The problem was how D and D executed it. But changing the original outline solely to spare Emilia Clarkes feelings would be just as bad

[@wafflingmean4477]

@@WayneMercy Did I say the very idea of Dany going mad was bad and they needed to spare Emilia feelings? No. No I did not. I said they disrespected the actress by treating her character like dirt. Please don't just make up arguments, pretend I said them and pat yourself on the back for refuting them. Your smugness makes you look like a moron.

[@NikoJr.]

@@WayneMercy If they still desperately wanted Drogon to level King's Landing, have Dany killed and Drogon destroy the city as revenge. If they wanted Dany to go mad but have the show end regardless, have her make a beeline for the Red Keep, kill Cersei, and maybe do a timeskip until Dany would more realistically go mad. There were plenty of ways to do Dany justice for Emilia's sake. D&D just chose none of them

[@enginepy]

I’m glad Dany turned out to be bad because her character actually did suck the whole show (for so many reasons any leader would understand) BUT I agree that they did a terrible job of turning her into the villain.

[@hagridstan]

@@enginepy, saying she sucked throughout the whole show is a massive overstatement. While she was definitely hypocritical and full of herself, there’s no denying Dany never wanted innocents to be harmed and aside from her murdering some potentially harmless slavers in S3, 4 and 5, she kept by that moral code. Heck, she never murdered any innocents till this episode. It’s impressive how awful her villainous turn was executed.

[@tashaglam4824]

I *NEVER* Want to hear the words "Subverting Expectations" ever again. You get me?

[@golagiswatchingyou2966]

It's a dirtyword at this point.

[@johnwatson5385]

Tasha Glam Allow me to subvert your expectations.

[@1000000man1]

They don't seem to realise that just because the audience didn't expect it to happen, doesn't make it clever.

[@tashaglam4824]

@@1000000man1 How dumb did D&D think we are? Do they really underestimate the intelligence we have? I felt like all of these episodes in Season 8, especially the last 4 were a mockery to all of us. We could see how dumb things were getting, and then they pulled the ultimatum in Episode 4 and 5 and lost us. They RUINED this show. And they joke it off as if it's nothing.

[@golagiswatchingyou2966]

@@tashaglam4824 D&D are alcoholics so that explains the maddness and mass murder they written.

[@justinpachi3707]

I love how MauLer is using Tywin to show his disapproval. Man how I miss Tywin. The show died with Tywin.

[@Mr_Bones.]

Justin Pachi I one hundred percent agree. Tywin was the known mastermind, Petyr Baelish was the mastermind in the shadows. After Tywin died, no one else had a reason to exist except Danny, who they then turned in to sexy blonde Hitler.

[@trillionbones89]

That's a correlation though. I only see 1-4 as the good seasons, too

[@oliveeisner8964]

Well he died at that exact point in the books. It's literally part of the official story.

[@justinpachi3707]

Trebonius Flonius Nah Tywin would break the 4th wall and glare at D and D until they got rid of their bs.

[@justinpachi3707]

Trebonius Flonius I can’t imagine what Tywin dumbed down like Tyrion would look like. It’s too hard. What would a needed Tywin look like? Would he just turn into a overly cruel mustache twirling cartoon villain?

[@zamphox]

this man invested more individual work into this video then D&D did in the episode

[@abandonallhope.1040]

*Season 8

[@Jonathan0rtiz]

Let’s please stop saying D&D, dungeons and dragons should not be confused with this pile of shit.

[@eyeballpaul700]

I've never understood how Arya became such a legendary assassin out of nowhere. She wasn't when she left the faceless men, the only training she did was getting concussions from the Waif but suddenly she is an almost superhuman killing machine the next time we see her? We never saw her even hold a sword while training with the faceless men, are we supposed to believe that she is one of the best warriors in the world because of those two months she spent with her dancing master when she was 10? It's never even explained how she can use the faces, she's not a faceless man. "For someone the faces are as good as poison" This is the epitome of lazy writing

[@ioanaberbece8137]

But she's a badass wahman. Her vagina gives her all the superpowers she needs.

[@BobSayG]

I reckon Arya was training in the hyperbolic time chamber from Dragon Ball. One day she trained, its 3 month in rest of the world.

[@marisanicole5116]

It's simple. She died during her fight w/ the waif. The show WANTS you to believe she didn't bcuz "omg! Nymeria recognized her" but that's weak sauce at best. Due to the show's poor writing and characterization after S4, the audience has no choice but to come to the conclusion that she died and Sansa is truly the Last of the Starks. Such a tragedy since she'll probably never touch another man in order to continue the Stark line bcuz of what the writers decided to do to her.

[@BruderSenf]

a wizard. eplains everything

[@SamBrickell]

I was personally hoping that The Waif had actually killed Arya and was using Arya's face as a mask to commit some kind of plan.

[@Robkinggozer]

Arya: John, we're your family, you need to be here and side with us! Arya: Yeah I'm going for Cersei and don't intend to come back home. Arya: Oh I might die? Never mind, I'm going back home. Arya: I'm leaving for good.

[@Nava9380]

She kind of forgot ...

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@Nava9380 sums up their shit perfectly

[@winkles2314]

That's over the course of three episodes.

[@Nava9380]

@@bipstymcbipste5641 if only we could forget this abomination.

[@heavywestern5943]

The Four Genders

[@Bam_Bizzler]

I will forever be upset at the transition of Jamie Lannister to jimbob Lancaster.

[@inviktus1983]

Lamie Janister

[@kingnikolai5799]

And Jake Snew… so sad

[@talesofapre-sequel5647]

Lamie Lamester

[@tashaglam4824]

And don't forget Adolf Stormborn! We got Lamie Lancaster, The Witless Gnome and Jake Snow.

[@doubleyellows6742]

Ironic that the writers basically checked out because they were going to work on Star Wars, then didn't get to do so because they fucked GOT up so badly.

[@Aredel]

And HBO just let them because they were burying their collective heads in the wads of money instead of reading the writing on the walls

[@SkaterBlades]

That's not irony, that's karma. They got what they fucking deserved

[@queencerseilannister3519]

@@SkaterBlades Couldn't agree more. The way they did fans should keep them blacklisted forever. I'm still fvckin mad at hbo too.

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

They better never get a job in the industry every. They are either comically incompetent and/or they do their work like some middle schooler trying to reach their essay word count requirements 10 minutes before its due

[@ambereleasexo]

still here in october 2023. i love his unbridled rages for GOT. i put them on in the background while i’m working or cleaning lol. such good stuff.

[@thewanderingartists]

Same !! XD

[@mr.mentesh8130]

Just watched it for the first time and still no episode 6 reaction 😮

[@anomalyinc3239]

Praise the Don Long Man Is Back

[@denkerbosu3551]

Nice to have you here again fam.

[@dongxx]

🍺😉

[@InstigationFixation]

Anomaly Inc I read this as “long dong is black” I think I’m dyslexic

[@wisewolf7388]

PRAISE THE DON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@spookeasy7592]

The great Cosmic Chicken hath blessed us with not just the Longman but apparently the Extra-longman!

[@TXNIZ]

If it helps, the actor who play Varys hated what they did to his character.

[@matthewmuir8884]

If I recall correctly, MauLer pointed that out at the end of the previous episode's Unbridled Rage video.

[@TXNIZ]

Matthew St. Cyr oh true I wasn’t aware, cheers for the insight 👍🏼 GOT rekt Varys and basically everything, they literally killed it with fire lol

[@papershadow]

MauLer in the Unbridled Rages has ended them (like in the last 2-3 minutes of video time) with articles/interview snippets of the actors' disappointment/shock/downer reactions to what became of the various characters.

[@Urmomsaredpanda]

If you watch his reactions to this episode script during the reading you can see he is extremely pissed off. Emilla, Lena and Gwendolyn were consoling him when he read his death scene.

[@MeEncantaMoss]

He used the clip from the table read in this video you dunce

[@LordWyatt]

Mark Hamill and Emilia Clarke had the same exact reaction to their Character assassinations. They deserved more than the ungrateful bastards who directed them like a puppeteer.

[@marlom7882]

Has anyone ever noticed that these extremely shitty writers write so bad that even the actors (of these very popular IPs) don’t like it?

[@proudsaiyanprince2651]

Nah, Mark Hamill got what he deserved. Dude is a weirdo that tried to have his grandchild aborted.

[@towermonkey90]

I hope these writers wake up everyday realizing how many people hate what they did to this amazing show. And that they step on a Lego everyday.

[@mittensthehousecat4114]

I think about this to but sadly I think that D&D think they’ve pulled off the biggest masterpiece of a show and the words echoing I’ve heard them say before to justify ring in their heads whenever they have any doubts the show was a trash dumpster fire “if you think this is going to have a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention”. I really hope they don’t do anything anymore and they get jobs as janitors.

[@renard6012]

I hope the only writing and directing job they find is advertisements for sketchy food supplements to treat erectile dysfunction. Or what should logically happen to them if the entertainment industry valued storytelling as a craft.

[@mariecarie1]

From Wikipedia, seems like D.B. Weiss has since written some film called Metal Lords, directed a Leslie Jones show, and produced and/or wrote a couple shows I’ve not heard of. David Benioff seems mostly relegated to producer, working with D.B. in the same shows. So they’re still out there, but…yeah.

[@kyle857]

I hate how in the books tyrion points out that a scorpion wont do shit against a dragon unless it finds its eye, but in the show they go right through them like butter.

[@PublicLeeSpeaking]

They just kind of forgot about the books.

[@murciadoxial8056]

Hell, Tyrion, both in the books and in the show are betrayed by the city he saved, WHY WOULD HE CARE ABOUT THE "INNOCENTS" OF KINGSLANDING?!

[@UnicornStorm]

@@murciadoxial8056 because Tyrion cares for the weak, the broken and the bastards

[@ivantamkovich1857]

Through them - you mean Reagal? Drogon gave 0 fucks about scorpions.

[@UnicornStorm]

@Anjelica Snorcket he used wildfire against an invading naval force, not against civilians. there is a difference between the two, you understand that, right?

[@vladiverse7516]

Season 8 in the nutshell: "We kinda... forgot..."

[@cryptonaut1435]

"....literally fucking everything."

[@AwoudeX]

No, it was just convenient for the plot to progress 10x the pace needed.

[@tastyloaf5487]

-nutshell- nutsack

[@19Ledor]

Fans: What did you forget? D&D: YES.

[@nolsee1176]

When Arya killed the Night King, I rolled my eyes so hard I went into a coma. I turned it off and didn't even bother with the rest of the season.

[@mrswaninator3540]

I didn’t watch the last seasons of the show but you would think that they would’ve made John the person to kill the night king.

[@CATDHD]

@@mrswaninator3540 I have been thinking a lot about the decisions made by D&D on s7 and s8. They were stupid, ignorant, childish and hateful. But what kind of mind operates like that, I asked myself. Now , I tend to consider them more and more as deranged people, especially Benioff. Benioff seems to have liked ASOIAF mainly because of slaughter and hatred of Red Wedding ,and so they told that they wanted to reach that apex. I am not a behavioral scientist, but he strikes me as someone leaning more towards psycopathy side of the spectrum.

[@sqwalnoc]

@@mrswaninator3540 not only did Jon not kill the night king even though he should have, they never fought.. not once.. Jon. Never. Fought. The. Night. King.

[@theelder4797]

8 seasons of buildup to end it in one show that most people couldn't even see, with a Deus ex blade from a little girl who can somehow materialize through an undead army right next to the king. What's not to love about that? 😅

[@sertank735]

This episode in particular is especially cathartic for me. I watch it at least once a year. Thanks.

[@bitterbetty.9667]

I completely forgot GoT existed. That’s a statement I thought I’d never thought I’d *ever* say.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Heh same

[@samuelbedsole5089]

You know a show has been butchered when a show that had been a cultural staple since 2011 has been forgotten.

[@LordMalice6d9]

@@samuelbedsole5089 It ruined many a fans interest in ever wanting to rewatch or revisit the world of Westeros and Game of Thrones for repeat viewings.

[@uchihajoel3064]

Yikes same here

[@samuelbedsole5089]

@@LordMalice6d9 Hopefully it will inspire people to read the books and give them a taste of real creative writing.

[@MajoradeMayhem]

I actually laughed at Cersei's confused "wtf?" reaction to Dany's turn. "Why are you killing them and not me?" Even the characters are bamboozled by this script. They can't help it.

[@thebitsanpiecesman4423]

Majora de Mayhem you've been! Bamboozled! Great card game

[@emp5352]

Lena Headey was probably literally told to just make the face that Cersei Lannister would make if she saw Daenerys burn the entire city, and she did exactly that.

[@AndrewAce.]

That was fucking hilarious 🤣

[@Jay-of9py]

She was like, this bitch is way worse than I am.

[@BobMcBobJr]

Yeah Mauler took it as disgust. I took it as surprise. She's wracking her brain trying to think of why Dany is doing this. It can't be that she feels she has to to get to Circe; she's pretty much already won. It's not like she doesn't know where Circe is, she's right over in the keep. At least when Circe kills people she has a goal in mind. She really wanted that pointy chair. Dany just murdered everyone because ... rage? evil? oopsie? It's rather hilarious. (children's burning screams in the distance) Edit: Oops. He commented it on more a little later.

[@martino5742]

Euron turned the show into a sitcom. Not just his character obviously, but he is really the biggest symbol to me. Someone (Glidus maybe? Not sure I've watched a shitload of late season GoT hate videos lmao) said Euron looks like a character from a different show wandered onto set and that is painfully accurate Edit: i think it was cosmonaut variety hour

[@mattkhourie4037]

Euron was bargain bin Kano from Mortal Kombat to me.

[@reidparker1848]

I think that Mauler called him a time travelling Pirate for the Pirates of the Caribbean series

[@megamovieman101]

Tbh the characters in Pirates of the Caribbean (the first three movies anyway) would eat Euron alive. Barbossa, Davy Jones, Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow himself would outsmart this idiot at every turn.

[@bekleedee]

@@megamovieman101 pretty sure even Ragetti and Pintel could best that version of Euron.

[@DarthSidian]

@@bekleedee Those two were one of the most iconic duos ever, and WAY more clever than anyone gave em credit for. Put some respect on Ragetti and Pintel's names!

[@sertank735]

It’s nearly impossible to fuck up this badly. You could lock a dozen writers into a room for ten years, and instruct them to intentionally write the worst ending possible, and still not beat this masterpiece.

[@RogueFox2185]

Good news everyone, D&D cut ties with Star Wars which means them deliberately destroying GOT was for absolutely nothing!

[@RonBest]

I wish they could sent to prison for this, it must be illegal to sabotage an entire show like that.

[@skatelines1]

Because they got a goddamn 100 mil $ deal with netflix... Truly, such dirty, careless people.

[@Carbide195]

@@RonBest It's illegal to tank a company for personal gain, so why not a franchise that thousands of jobs benefit greatly or outright depend on?

[@TheStapleGunKid]

I don't get why Disney fired D&D. Clearly Disney wants to ruin the Star Wars franchise and D&D proved they were qualified for the job.

[@murciadoxial8056]

You mean they got fired?, because that's what happened, they got fired.

[@RanMouri82]

"Jon says nothing because he's not a character right now." PERFECT

[@Maplelust]

barley even a shell of his former self. sad..

[@jdcroix6067]

@@Maplelusthe became a plot device, a "tool" the moment he met Denaerys.

[@shayla106]

J Dcroix Technically it started when he was reunited with Sansa.

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Writing dialogue does take time and effort, though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Dovah21]

That final quote made really feel for Emilia Clarke. I wasn't always convinced by her acting and I was never a huge fan of Daenerys Targaryen, but I could always tell she was. She loved the character and loved playing the character, and I can imagine the heartbreak she felt over the treatment of that character during the final seasons. Actors, the good ones, become their characters and fall in love with them. These characters become a part of these people for a very long time, and eight seasons of show the magnitude of GoT is a very long time in the acting world. And worse, she wasn't the only one wronged by the actions of these "writers". Kit Harrington, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Conleth Hill, Liam Cunningham, Maisie Williams, and to an extent Sophie Turner got shafted hard too.

[@emcdunna]

They also forgot there's supposed to be Wildfire under the whole city. Imagine if she blew up the city on accident instead because the Wildfire goes off. It'd be better...

[@TheRealRightPrice]

Lol, imagine she went crazy and burned the city like she did, only to set off the Wildfire she didn't know about, and the shockwave from the massive explosion instantly turns both her and Drogon into clouds of bloody mist.

[@chlc4305]

@@TheRealRightPricethis is exactly what happened and they changed it last minute. In the script for episode 5 from cerseis POV - ‘the mad kings old hidden caches of wildfire goes up… the fire is spreading across the city quickly’. Cersei leaves and then in the window she was just at ‘another green explosion’. and also in commentary of episode 5, two crew members say during the burning of kings landing there was originally more wild fire but then it changed.

[@KneelB4Bacon]

8:15 _"John, a coin toss is not a riddle, you f*ckin' beetroot"_ Every time D&D make a writing decision, the gods flip a coin.

[@gueton5200]

But both sides of the coin are the exact same

[@sunbro6998]

Exactly.

[@Irishcrossing]

i keep thinking people are referring to WotC than the GoT writting team when soneone says D&D.

[@sunbro6998]

If only it was a coin flip. At least there would be a chance it might be good.

[@lordkrauser]

@@Irishcrossing Well if I might use a MtG reference...I think we might need a Krark's Thumb for some of these coin flips.

[@Marmocet]

I still find it breathtaking how brilliant this show was up to its midpoint, and how shockingly, criminally average and insipid it was by the end. What a waste.

[@aedankor2961]

yea well, because they had everything set up storywise and just had to convert it to scenes. Just used GRR martins stuff and made it on screen. AFTER it was all used up it started sucking. I WONDER WHY. Could it be because they suck at writing? NOOOO right. S8 was SO GOOD, they could not be bad at all. AMMIRITE?. I guess you know this already tho^^ this was just me ranting.

[@arsenmarkaryanofficial]

Ali Osman Kurt fucking up was started along time ago before book material has ended. Killing Tywin in s4 and no lady stoneheart.

[@oliveeisner8964]

ApCeH. Huh? Tywin was killed exactly as in the books. No sooner no later. Straight from the book. ?

[@CGCentralHD]

Wouldnt call anything after season 5 brilliant but whatever

[@AllardRT]

@@CGCentralHD S5 was after the midpoint.

[@TOONYBOY]

As many have pointed out, I enjoy Cersei's reaction to Dany's turn. I just picture her thought process like this: "Well, that was a quick battle, all that's left is me now. At least I dealt one to her by killing her friend, all she can do to me is kill me. Might as well finish my glass of win- Wait... Where is she going? What is she doing? Uh, Dany?

[@silverclo]

4 years later, visiting this video still brings to surface such pain and disappointment with this season. GOT could've become one of the legends; Now its just a bitter memory.

[@Dierbolical]

Pog

[@VulturePilot]

The exact same can be said for his videos about TFA and TLJ

[@infamousenigmatic3472]

I second that

[@abba1324]

He's good like that!

[@Gravuun]

that is so true it hurts me to my very core...

[@politicallycorrectredskin796]

You put more effort into this comment. I have personally handed in essays in school that I had forgotten about until the evening before that I put more effort into. I even once wrote a zombie story in fifth grade that was better than S8 of Game of Teleporters.

[@sithsaiyan4529]

Emelia Clarke cried at how they treated her in this season, that’s just sad.

[@falconeshield]

How dare they make Emilia cry

[@CaptBarbosa77]

This is just as heartbreaking as what they did to Mark Hamill.

[@ajohnymous5699]

What else could one do when people have named their children after your character for years, all devoted fans who called her Khaleesi in public, loving it,then coming into work and told "So your character is objectively worse than Hitler now. His kill counts higher, but Germans prospered despite having homeless beaten prior to taking power with the S.A. prototype group of the S.S. because he loved Germany and embraced the Prussian nationalist idea of the nation, and he was at least upfront about being a miserable bastard. Your character drops dragonfire nukes on men, women, children, have your soldier kill peasant levies after they surrendered and then gave a nazi speech because your clam didn't get crammed by Jon Snuh and he kills you. All those kids named after you, they're named after fem hitler because this season exists now."

[@Karaoke2000x]

@@ajohnymous5699 my first though when I heard someone naming the kid kaleshi o some shit was: it's still in the making what are you doing, someone is going to regret this. time is a powerful tool.

[@ajohnymous5699]

@@Karaoke2000x I agree, I wouldn't name my kid after a fictional character either. "Boromir" is a cool fantasy name but that be weird IRL and he would be teased. These fans were foolish to do this, but if I named a son "Rob" after Robb Stark after seeing his conclusion I wouldn't feel too bad since I know he tried doing the right thing even when it hurt his cause. He was admirable, but an honorable fool. Dany did kill people with fire prior to the later seasons, but the idea for this naming of girls after Dany or her title was "she is strong, I want my kids to see this person as an example and live up to that name. Be that change in our world that the character was in theirs." I'm named after my grandfather, and he was one of the most well-respected people I've unfortunately never met because he died 2 months before I was born. And I was so obsessed with serving in his stead for keeping a dysfunctional family together. I wanted to live up to the name, and thats part of why people give names with meaning to children, on some level they want to see them become that kind of person. We see it in monarchs throughout history where we have rulers wanting their successors to emulate their behavior. And I bet if we asked the fans who did this, after stating they loved the show an character they would state they want their kid to be like the character and have someone to look up to. I think it could be forgiven if they at least had the final season go well but having a sloppy conclusion with a sloppy switch flip to being dragon Hitler is an additional spit into those fans faces. Were they fools? Certainly. But they didnt deserve that. Nobody did.

[@mwheeler138]

Still waiting for episode 6, ser.

[@guyfromdubai]

"Even the white walkers fear what comes from his oven" Fucking gold

[@alexparadise91]

I swear MauLer’s voice when he is eviscerating GOT is ASMR to me

[@PDD-co6yo]

The Shotgun Shogun that and his words are poetry, “cockles Ham”

[@judyhopps9380]

*whispers* A finger up the bum

[@PDD-co6yo]

@@judyhopps9380 Whispers back Ass bomb

[@clixiedust]

Jon couldn’t say yes to Tyrion at 39:20 because “yes” isn’t a part of his NPC dialogue options. “She is mah queen”, “I don’t want it” and “always” are the only things he’s allowed to say.

[@mysteriousmemethief8598]

I know nothing

[@NucleaRaptor]

*(Y)* Sarcastic

[@Figgy5119]

Don't forget, if you don't press a button, there's also the option for him to stay silent. That choice was used often.

[@DancerVeiled]

Jon's a silent protagonist.

[@winterman8248]

"weneedallies"

[@arkhamwarden1205]

"Cersi once called me the stupidest Lannister" Yes, because that's by technicality. He isn't as smart as Tywin or Tyrion or her, but he still has a brain. Remember when he pushed Bran out of the window because he knew otherwise Robert would find out.

[@soulsearcher9620]

Show him as a character, not whole good nor whole evil. he made decisions for actual reasons. sigh.

[@trevalyan006]

Tyrion: Cersei only sees the stupidest Lannister when she walks up to a mirror.

[@yoda9240]

I have to disagree with the OP on this, Jaime is not the stupidest Lannister. That title belongs squarely with Cersei.

[@yulbrynner8293]

Honestly it's probably Tyrion after that last debacle: "Somebody betrayed me." "It was Varys! Oh shit!"

[@joshuaprietophoto]

And he's a great fighter and military tactician. His not being as politically or socially adept as his father, sister or brother did not make him stupid. I can't believe how many times the writers brought up lines from years ago in the story, through traumatic events and changes just to try to justify their stupid ideas later on. "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." "You will shut brown eyes, blues eyes and green eyes." "How do you see yourself dying?" "In my own bed at the age of eighty with a whore's mouth around my cock." "The real North." (never mind, let's all go live beyond the Wall now that the army of the dead is gone and we have allies in the Stark and other Northern Houses)

[@gustavmarkovic31]

Honestly.... honestly.... this episode is an assault on the soul of the fandom. 4 years later and I still cannot deal with it.

[@MatthewShute]

It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. These plodding creatures _look_ the same as characters we knew before, but bear no actual relation to them.

[@rosesongoku6980]

Dany Black.

[@jakubmike5657]

@@thebluerose4179 Really? Okay just let me grab a pillow, fair deal.

[@emilyrainflower25]

“A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing” was an expression of maester amens empathy and sorrow at the thought of his family being alone and isolated from one another. It didn’t mean alone targaryeans are terrifying and insane. It was not meant to foreshadow dany going crazy. Anyway dany was more alone than ever at the beginning of the show and it was when she was the most innocent, gentle and moral. So like

[@Nathan-jh1ho]

I guess Jon Snow is gonna go nuts too now. Since he's a Targaryen alone.

[@harry426]

It was re-purposed, because context doesn't matter, apparently.

[@stefanradebach2889]

When taken into context of the quote in season 8 then how the hell did Areys go insane despite having a wife and two children before the rebellion? It's amazing how the writers fail to understand things that THEY THEMSELVES WROTE!! Just fuck of D&D!

[@themorganrileyshow5520]

The whole point of that speech is that Targaryens are lonely and that they need others of the bloodline to keep them company. And they butchered the fucking point

[@tomvandalen2212]

@@themorganrileyshow5520 It's extra insulting because Aegon(that's the Targaryen name, right?) is obviously one of the most good people in the whole universe. He remained loyal to the nightwatch even when his family was being slaughtered (John, the paragon of virtue couldn't even manage to follow his oath). He has all the reason to be bitter and cruel towards other people but instead he tries to help John. Aegon was a good person even though he had to watch from a distance how his family was slaughtered. Even Arya and John got means and ability at least to get back at Walder Frey for the red wedding. I know I have repeated myself multiple times here but it's so insulting of the character Aegon. His whole fucking point is that your oath is an oath and that he manages to belief in other people even after everything that has happened.

[@atamisirli3620]

2:35:32 "my coverage of episode 6 will come one day" Still waiting...always waiting. Edit on 2024: Stil waiting Mauler...still waiting.

[@giulizpaviz6381]

Edit into 2024

[@atamisirli3620]

@@giulizpaviz6381 ok

[@cryssiLOVE]

if look closely at varys, you can see conlith seething with rage while still killing every scene.

[@punishedbearzerker5400]

"You're not as smart as you think you do." -Tywin Baggins

[@JesseGolo]

I love Mauler's praise of Jon Snow. And verbal massacare of Jake Snow.

[@tashaglam4824]

Jake Snow sucks. Give me back my Jon Snow.

[@MajoradeMayhem]

His contrast between Jake and Jon really did hammer the point home nicely. Although, the audience had of course already picked up on it. BUT MUH QUEEN.

[@nont18411]

Too much Jakes in the past years. Jake Skywalker, Jake Snow and Jake Lannister.

[@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457]

Who is Jake by the way, if you don't mind me asking that. Is he some character I don't know about or he just came up with that for no reason.

[@JesseGolo]

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 It's a joke based on when Mark Hamil said that he felt lime he was playing Jake Skywalker. Now when a fictional character had a massive downgrade in character, people refer to the as Jake.

[@benmasta5814]

I'm jealous of the people who gave these last episodes a good review. Imagine how fun life is when you are too dumb to realize how bad stuff is? Damn it must be wonderful.

[@Cautionary_Tale_Harris]

I stopped watching the show once Jon Snow died. I can still enjoy the eternal sunshine of my spotless mind.

[@widexawake_]

@@Cautionary_Tale_Harris Everything past the Books is just bad fan fiction and I'll never be convinced otherwise.

[@armouredjester1622]

This is the feeling of true envy. Sure, I'm bald, but I don't envy men with hair. Sure, my income is lower than average, but I don't envy a millionaire. I just wish I was as stupid as the apparently average dude so life didn't seem so fucking bleak one week to the next.

[@madan1670]

@MauLer It has been ~3 years but still eagerly awaiting your episode 6's unbridled rage 🥺

[@laughingseagull000]

“Because he is a flaccid puddle of tears at this point” Beautiful

[@outlawofgor4426]

I haven't got to that part yet but I assume it's about Tyrion?

[@laughingseagull000]

Outlaw Of Gor Yep.

[@outlawofgor4426]

Looking back, it was hardest seeing the axe wielding half man slowly devolve into the sullen bore we see before us today.

[@Kevin-cm5kc]

At first glance: 2 hours and forty minutes? Wth is this video about?! *looks at title* OK yeah that actually may not be enough time

[@crim1188]

2 and a half hours is long for you? You're new to the channel I see.

[@Arcessitor]

He did actually just give up at multiple points trying to explain how bad this all was. I shudder to think how long this video would be uncut.

[@aidanmattys7488]

@@Arcessitor he does weekly podcast steams on his other youtube channel "Mooler". There are hours and hours of him ranting about GoT with other youtubers

[@michaelmegson2778]

Christ man it's not a competition. Just because George is taking an eternity to finish this series doesn't mean you need to aswell.

[@PirateKingBoros]

My theory is that the last few seasons were how the books were gonna go and now that it’s a clustertruck he needed to rewrite the last two books.

[@stijnvandenheuvel8117]

@@PirateKingBoros I haven't looked at it too critically, but Season 7 can be salvaged with some added context and explanations, and by making sure the timeline is stretched out a whole lot. I like S6 (don't know if that's controversial, I'm only now watching the show for the first time, and I wanted to watch these to put off watching the last episode), and I think first two episodes of S8 are actually quite good, but most of the last four episodes needs to be fixed, changed, or straight up destroyed.

[@PirateKingBoros]

@@stijnvandenheuvel8117 It’s not that season 6 is itself bad but it sets up a lot of “payoffs” for the last two so that’s why I personally think the last 3 are the problem and should be removed and fixed going forward.

[@azh698]

I'm halfway through the fifth book right now, and I am very sorry they will never be finished.

[@Haukipesukone]

lol

[@hawkeye7O1]

i swear the flashing "The end of the dothraki" gets me every single time, its the most comedic bit in this entire review and it isnt even spoken

[@kaminsod4077]

Two and a half hours...christ Mauler at this rate your heart's gonna give out after episode 6.

[@devynd6476]

I know, right? Weak time length is indicative of a weak heart. Should have been 8 hours long.

[@willigagbob8243]

Better fucking not, he's still got some Star Wars field videos to make.

[@shawnm1902]

Nah, mauler has literally too much unbridled rage to die.

[@beleata74]

@@devynd6476 Yea but that's just a small Mauler episode. I mean 15 - 17 hours would be a normal one I guess if we are nice but how about a 42 hour one? Maybe a 2 - 24 hour ones? That would be a above average one :/

[@ihernandez4234]

K

[@thewardenofoz3324]

"I actually hope that in your day-to-day life, your socks stay wet. That's how much I hate you." MauLer to "Jake" Snow, 2019 Brutal.

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Cringe.

[@asterixobelix20]

He should also step on 1 piece of LEGO in that wet sock every minute of every hour of every day for the rest of his life.

[@tidepride86]

@@asterixobelix20 You sadist. lol

[@stormcutter59]

The most heinous insult ever uttered on KZbin. I cant think of a worse curse towards an individual that's more psychologically harmful than that.

[@unprofound]

I believe MauLer. I will keep patiently waiting for S8E6. I believe.

[@turtleanton6539]

Not today

[@jimnoxious5671]

I check every day. 😁

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

I think he mentioned on the real bbc 2 or 3 weeks ago that he wanted to make a video covering all of game of thrones alongside episode 6 but it frustrates him greatly

[@looinrims]

Not today

[@PirateKingBoros]

I too believe brother.

[@tool4132]

Well... here I am a year later still holding my breath for episode 6.

[@Cautionary_Tale_Harris]

Well...here we are two and a half years later still holding our breath for episode 6.

[@prkr07]

The planet-sized lungs on you absolute heroes

[@blackoutgo2597]

He did a live stream for episode 6 on his live stream channel

[@msylve97]

Oh god it's twice as long as the episode, just as things should be

[@KobyBrennero]

Perfectly unbalanced

[@turtleanton6539]

Yaaay

[@alejandrodecorse9437]

Angry Tiger Man Me: Has to get ready for work in two hours. Mauler: *Uploads a two hour long GOT pisstake* Me: “The hardest choices require the strongest wills.”

[@jojolafrite90]

People don't write correct sentences anymore?

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

All the Queen's horses And all the Queen's men Couldn't put the plot together again

[@darthsidious6380]

D&D on a wall will 100% be pushed off to crack open their heads.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

@@darthsidious6380 And nothing would spill out.

[@ShadowKamehameha32]

They kind of, forgot.

[@justme-tj3jt]

What started as one of the most amazing fucking shows ever turned into this shit. It's 2023 and I'm still pissed.

[@thewanderingartists]

All because some fat fuucker refuses to finish the books.

[@smallbudoo]

He'll be dead from diabetes before the book series finishes@@thewanderingartists

[@thewanderingartists]

@@smallbudoo hope he does so the books can be finished posthumously.

[@dmidkif]

It still bums me out that so many people’s favorite TV show was ruined because the showrunners just didn’t care anymore.

[@phoenixiron2820]

“Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives” -mauler 2019

[@thesenate1844]

And now its here, or should I say I am

[@SaintMaxxi]

"Release dates can often be disappointing. But now? Release dates can be whatever I want."

[@lordedward68]

@@thesenate1844 and now it's here, or should I say, I am the senate

[@xempire103]

SO accurate with his videos lol,

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

Fun isn't something one considers while seeing their favourite show being destroyed but this, does put a smile on my face

[@meatisrawwww928]

“I actually hope, that in your day to day life, your socks stay wet" This is how it starts. The fever. The rage. The feeling of powerlessness that turns a good man......cruel

[@MoffatLee]

The Mad Mauler, King of the Critics and the Foreshadowing, long may he reign.

[@reneelasswell3734]

I think that may have been my single favorite line of this video. I wish that fate upon D&D for the rest of their days. They deserve it, it is known.

[@cmirdarthanna5251]

If their socks are wet constantly they will eventually develop trench foot, resulting in them having to amputate their legs or risk dying.

[@Alex-bn4ht]

@@cmirdarthanna5251 still a better ending than what we got with king the broken hot wheels.

[@akchanneltv4084]

Meat IS RAWW *that turns good MEN

[@keggerous]

The story of an incredibly self-righteous person who feels entitled to be ruler because of their family's legacy becoming the very evil that she was trying to obliterate in the first place COULD have been super interesting but they literally made the second half of that description be played out in like 3 episodes opposed to 4 seasons like it should have taken...

[@WorthlessWinner]

I think the books are trying to do this plot but will do it better - if GRRM ever finishes it. I think the books are showing us danny's descent from her own POV with no one else around, which would be a hard thing to replicate in TV.

[@Boomslayer19]

Attack on titan did the exact same thing difference being for eren its very much in character for Danny this goes against her character and doesn't make a lick of sense in even the reason why Where eren after finding out what's beyond the island had a reason for his heel turn i.e the entire world wanting to wipe out his kind and made sense Here it goes against pretty much both circy and danny's character and make no sense

[@WorthlessWinner]

@@Boomslayer19 - i don't think it goes against book!danny, but the show decided to whitewash every questionable thing Danny did in the books so there's no forshadsowing at all here. It makes me wonder how they'd adapt the AoT manga lol

[@syedshahrukhraza2923]

@@WorthlessWinner Lol! Book!Dany is a far more gentle person than Show!Dany. You actually see her inner thought process and it's very clear that Dany is not self-righteous at all. She constantly questions her actions and wants herself to do better. Show!Dany has none of her doubts and is generally more arrogant. And even with that, The Bells is a full-blown character assassination to Show!Dany.

[@astrospect]

"It don't always do as it be, but sometimes, it does." - MauLer

[@victorbruant389]

So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the show. Obey the show. Obey the writers. Protect the fans. Defend the actors. What if the fans despise the writers? What if the writers massacre the show?

[@brightgarinson3099]

The fans remember.

[@Party_Almsivi]

For The Watch(ers)

[@gilgamesh8334]

Would you keep watching then ???

[@chriscarman8563]

Wonderfully put.

[@Copkiller1997]

Best comment love it and totally read it in Jamies voice.

[@HotaruZoku]

The fleet was destroyed in a cut away? *I'm sure they're fine*

[@robertgaudet7407]

Fuck off, film

[@DarthImagnus0790]

"He is more pie, than man" 😂 perfect

[@RinkyDunk]

Still waiting for the Unbridled Rage for The Iron Throne

[@apachehelicopter9032]

If a family member had this much of a personality change you would be taking them to hospital to rule out a brain tumour.

[@fwgoalie4life]

or brain aneurysm..............................oh right fuck D&D

[@commissarkordoshky219]

Or beat them up to see if they had plastic surgery and if this is actually the same person

[@avocato1180]

melinda andersen Wait you don’t like 5th edition?

[@arisucheddar3097]

Danyeurysm

[@dominiqueodom3099]

Trust me This exact thing happened to me My family was confused because I was acting so irrationally they didnt realize I had a brain aneurysm until I was in the hospital And this is after the seizures start

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Jon Snow could have gone down in history as this generation's Luke Skywalker; that noble, indomitable symbol of hope who never gave into fear, temptation, corruption. Rage though he did feel in times of hardship, but never did he let it consume him. I guess in a way, he kind of is this generation's Luke Skywalker... given that we now know how both Jon and Luke's stories end...

[@godemperorofmankind3.091]

@Comstar: Space AT&T aunt

[@stellaartois8853]

Only that he gave into temptation even in the books (Ygritte and abandoning the Watch to help Rob)

[@Acryllis0767]

But you have to remember that Luke gave into temptations too. Like abandoning his Jedi training to go save his friends.

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Not if we stand by Legends Luke. Who gave into fear, temptation and corruption, but through strength of his family and his will rose above and beyond into the greatest Jedi there was

[@micfail2]

@Levon Gevorgyan the Luke you are referring to is not legends Luke, that is canon Luke. The Disney Fanfiction Trilogy Luke is exactly what the name of that trilogy suggests, fanfiction.

[@neltins5308]

Holy fuck rewatched Game of thrones, in season 7 D&D say in earnest in an "Inside the episode" that "This is what differentiates Dany from Cersei, Dany is not a monster she's compassionate and would never harm the innocents" WTF... they literally said themselves this is her core character than a season later turn her into a bigger monster than Cersei, such bullshit

[@winterman8248]

its because after s7. D&D tried to sleep with Emilia Clarke because thats what most directors do, and she refused. Cersie was taking it in both pipes since season 6.

[@IShouldGoToSleep]

@@winterman8248 wtf? get your weird misogynistic shit outta here

[@DrakeOola]

@@winterman8248 Take your pills grandpa.

[@DrakeOola]

They really thought they could just pull a michael bay and everyone would be happy, just tons of mindless explosions and cinematic moments for a finale and we'd be happy. They should've spent more effort on the script rather than throwing in tons of mindless violence and cgi fire...

[@DR.slzzzp]

kinda…. ….forgot

[@NathanielLouis]

I love the fact that you’ve made Jake Skywalker drinking green milk into a WTF meme.

[@cryw1092]

I've noticed that. It works exceptionally well.

[@Haukipesukone]

I thought it was Louie Skywalker.

[@jeydangosman699]

“Jake Skywalker” XD

[@MrApoorvaSingh753]

@@jeydangosman699 I got better Jake Soywalker.

[@1wayroad935]

"He is more Pie than Man." - Best Thing in the Video

[@lh7369]

This is so therapeutic to watch