Game Theory: DRINK ME Dri̹̣̇̏n̲͙̒͒K͈̥̎̌̄͘ ṃ̛͊͗̒̋Ė̼̦̝̩̀͛̍ ̡̘͓̑͐͋D̐̀̀rIN̩͎̂͞k ḿ̖̰̒ē̛̗͒̂ (OnlyCans)

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When a game like this shows up, you know I have to cover it. Theorists, welcome to OnlyCans. Yes, you read that right. OnlyCans. The game where you take questionable pictures of drink cans. Seems pretty straight forward, right? WRONG! This game is hiding a dark, meaty secret inside its bright and shiny cans. What is it? Only those brave enough to watch will find out...
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Credits:
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[@fallingapart]

Imagine how sad the creators would be if nobody figured out that there was lore and that they all thought it was a weird can game

[@pixelamerica6601]

Yeah, I made a game like that, I think issue is that it was too hard and scared off people

[@fallingapart]

@@pixelamerica6601 aww I’m sorry 💕

[@Lucky-132]

So zardys mase

[@fallingapart]

@@0oforical lol

[@aadoptedcykanugglet3743]

@@pixelamerica6601 some creators have the same issue but what they often times do is make a fake account on a social media or buy an account or pay someone with LORE reveal on a small scale. all it takes is one hook to fall

[@Daemonwii]

"It's a parody indie game with lots of disturbing lore, hidden ARG elements, and a dead kid?" MatPat: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601]

No apparently not

[@HK0N]

we watched the video

[@shwembo]

Woah u said the opening joke wow that's so funny and original

[@jerryspoops]

Oh I know : Baldi's Basics! If you lose or finish endless mode, *👉YOU'RE👉* the dead kid!!

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@jerryspoops and theres a ton of other alive kids… i think

[@biggmackthewackslack6654]

Great idea: A sequel! Just think; "Only Cans: 2nd Sipp"

[@anonymous5102]

Cool

[@balls_gaming]

two cans one sip

[@esprero]

Only Cans: Premium Subscription

[@muhammadadan5348]

Only cans: can of fizz

[@Draginfrutee]

Only Cans: The Last Can

[@user-vp6fp9qf7u]

MatPat: “if it says don’t open, we should open it!” Also MatPat: “just trust me on this, DONT SEARCH IT UP”

[@LonelySandwich]

"Welcome to cannibalism week" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear matpat say

[@lazy.7669]

wait for this to blow up.

[@dogegang7743]

E

[@ggjk8419]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnKklqauf96GitE...

[@Drewdwn2]

Why are you a lonely sandwich?

[@ullwy4926]

you didn't?

[@GoldieMethrans]

Not even needing to mention that "Thirst Born" sounds like *Firstborn* , thus "first of many" makes perfect sense.

[@neonlollipops1483]

and it's his son

[@HiddenRealm]

Congratulations, you got the point lol

[@BriteFanMirrur]

I Know

[@superkaratepunch]

Thats the reference

[@anonymoususer7716]

Yeah exactly the point

[@new_levi]

6:44 as a romanian,i was taken abback by the simple mention of my country. Really shows how literally any kind of interpretation matters huh♡

[@Waterflavorang]

Same

[@wanderingneedle]

The person who wanted this episode either: 1. Likes BFDI or 2. Heard "YOYLECAKE!" online and liked it

[@Xx_P1VSH3Y_xX]

I literally jumped when I heard him say yoylecake I have a problem

[@shinatham53]

I liked it

[@LexolotlTheLegend]

I want yoylecake

[@jacksonanddominickplays6010]

1:34

[@TheStupendium]

Thanks for the lil' shout out for the game's theme song! :)

[@harpseal513]

^ | |

[@SleepyPathos]

You did a great job, Stu! Always happy to see the effort you put into your music. Don’t stop giving us that sweet, carbonated content, my guy!

[@shavaraedwards476]

I love your songs man

[@masterblockplayz5466]

@@harpseal513 n o

[@Mayb3_Br0]

Good job on it!

[@youreaveragejoey2319]

The SCP Foundation: *Now this looks like a job for me*

[@UnderpaidTescoEmployee]

every d class in a 5 mile radis no... plz no.......

[@wolfythedemonwolf1099]

Guess who’s back back again *scp foundation*

[@mrschneider9685]

Great not another object that I am going to be forced to touch

[@somerandomdude712]

This is what i thought as well, an scp lmao

[@boom-wj1gt]

Object class safe

[@ThePolishTexan]

12:57 I think is when it started. If you listen closely, you can hear him say: "Sparkling, sparkling... absolutely sparkling! Ive got to hide you now, you hear?"

[@OliChanUwU]

It says "Junior" instead of "you hear"

[@Chaidiablo]

The "unintelligible conversation" at 13:00 sound clear to me. Sparkling. absolutely sparkling. I've got to hide you now junior.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"OnlyCans" sounds like a website to sell gamer girl bathwater IN a can.

[@portalmastercasper]

onlyfans but the people are cans

[@himongamez6240]

@Just Some Guy Without a Mustache Why are you everywhere?

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

That’s what I thought this was going to be, somehow

[@mc-snack3316]

"OnlyCans" account XD

[@entasy4096]

How u on every vid

[@Player-fp5xh]

theres an answer to everything fnaf: human souls minecraft: human souls friday night funkin: human souls only cans: human souls

[@grumpy5015]

Hm...

[@drunkginger0077]

Hold up... Wait a minute... Somethin ain’t right...

[@leave3451]

@@drunkginger0077 I’m starting to see a pattern I don’t like

[@ThinSwish]

Connected universes

[@ThinSwish]

But not minecraft

[@urlocalenbymika]

WATCHING THIS AND THEN SUDDENY HEARING 'YOYLECAKE' OUT OF NOWHERE IS SO CRAZY

[@Minimimim]

OMG I KNOW RIGHT

[@starzi_gacha]

“Yoyle cake!” -bubble

[@strawb886]

ij gonna explode 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@LexolotlTheLegend]

OML YOU READ MY MIND

[@_little_byrd_-0v0-]

I love this channel, MatPat taking a game like this seriously gives me life

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

MatPat can even find lore in a game where you jeak off a soda can.

[@oldkingcole4354]

The unintelligible conversation says: "You’re sparkling, sparkling, absolutely sparkling. I have to hide you now junior."

[@willsmith3988]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJ60e2Cuh7ODrLs.......

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZy6c3yZYpl2hdU ...

[@Mochi_Kiti]

^ Bot

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 7859

[@monodragon]

@@ceegeetee zero. work for your subs.

[@kaegerator]

"limited edition jelly bean flavor to get close to high ranking politicians" for those of you unaware, Ronald Reagan was the president at the time, and he always had a jar of Jelly Bellies on his desk, and was regularly seen eating jelly beans in public.

[@WhatHandlesAreAvailable]

cat

[@garybrown2039]

So what your saying is , that if Mat Pat becomes President of the United States he can be bribed with a coke flavored Jelly Bean .

[@breadboy7900]

@@WhatHandlesAreAvailable cat

[@foodofthegods]

And then Reagan mentioned that he liked them and they were sold out in like every store in the country

[@Tyranid_Hive_Mind]

​@@garybrown2039 Diet coke

[@HeavenlyMercury2800]

Saying "Have you tried out that new indie game?" is the game theory version of "I started that anime starting the one with the pink hair."

[@DRP3838]

Can’t believe this video would’ve existed without a BFDI fan on Reddit commenting about it

[@Dipwad_Omega]

"My name is Juicy Melon, I'm the soda sent by Cyberlife."

[@parmesean_]

is this a Detroit become human reference?

[@markharlow946]

@@parmesean_ yes

[@sulffojus1227]

I read that with Connor's voice

[@parmesean_]

@@sulffojus1227 "I THOUGHT THEY WERE SENDING A REAL CAN!"

[@neonkrypton]

I was about to comment this joke yesterday but KZbin was glitching out so props to you for this comment

[@helmetsandhandgrenades5636]

If I had a nickel for every disturbing soda indie game I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@goonerOZZ]

🎶🎵Doofenschmirtz evil Incorporaaaated 🎵🎶

[@bored_potato]

what's the other disturbing soda can game?

[@Ra_the_Sun_god]

Didn’t read it like Doof

[@Annnoura]

@@bored_potato definitely soda drinker pro.

[@Kim-mt7xn]

i am pretty sure i saw this comment, but you changed it to "every distrubing sonda indie game" i really don't care if you did copy it but i just wanted to say that.

[@Mezzy..]

Oh 😆 when I heard about the son's death I immediately thought this was going to go in a different direction. Judging based off of the last "can" and it's in-game description in the game I assumed the father killed his son and turned him into a soda flavour, also judging by the can's voice line "are you proud of me father" . I assumed the son was killed by his father and turned into a soda can

[@stormyistired903]

The unidentified words for the audio clip from the narrator are just you're sparkling, and quickly I've got to hide you now or something close to that.

[@TastyAxolotl]

i love how onlycans has been trending recently for the song ‘vending machine of love’ but literally no one has realised(or at least mentioned) how it’s literally a psychological horror game

[@whitenova754]

Ok but The Stupendium.

[@NaughtsThoughts]

That makes me enjoy it even more haha

[@mushroomfog2509]

IKR

[@hushfur]

yea I love that song lol

[@natsukifan8736]

Also don't forget the body horror

[@xTriton_]

Person: Hey MatPat, have you checked out this Indie Horror game? MatPat: *Do you realize how little that narrows it down?*

[@cristymorgan8121]

Its narrows it to about... 10000000000000000000000000000000000 games.

[@edwardthomas6948]

@@cristymorgan8121 or about 8 games, an unreleased game, and a spinoff

[@pandino670]

Tru

[@dyjhjfrtt6607]

That narrows it down to a lot of games still

[@hilltop1843]

I was saying that and looked down to see your comment lmaooo

[@user-km5is2yy3y]

fun fact: John shize the 3rd was saying; "Its marvelous.. Its marvelous.! I have to hide it.." during that unteligable conversation.

[@icecreamunicorngirl9891]

I don’t know why but this is my fav video form you hope you have a deserved rest

[@rachaelwade675]

“Are you proud of me father?” No

[@ERROR-qh3zq]

Dame 🤣

[@shroomish778]

no one is proud of you

[@teoborges3949]

Opposite of it, WHAT I HAVE DONE?!

[@awesomeblossoms2273]

Damn 😂

[@Avrauconiteros-Null_One]

@@ERROR-qh3zq Dame or same

[@limbobilbo8743]

The living can proudly saying “i will be ceo” makes me laugh everytime

[@josealejandromariacovais]

A can being CEO.....that company...HAS THE RIGHT IDEA!!!! :D

[@Bluejaymare]

The can being the ceo of a soda can company is genius because it would know how much fizz fruit and how the can should be made perfectly to make the most satisfying soda ever

[@compandre]

Before I watched the episode and read your comment, I imagined a black office chair facing away from the camera, slowly spinning to face the camera with a generic soda can on it, then a regular masculine voice comes from it saying “I will be CEO.”

[@KareraSakunami]

@Z28 8:06 your welcome

[@notthat8163]

That’s where Jeff bezos came frome

[@scrapykatofficial]

Fun Fact: A KZbinr by the name of The Stupendium made a song about this game and he regretted it so much that he said "And I'm even more sorry for the patrons since their name is on the video." in the video (Probably not his exact words but it was something around that, also it's the guy from 2:01)

[@marytijerina9764]

Why though? it's a freaking bop!

[@Artificer_]

Stupendium uses they/them

[@heatherdukeswifeandgirlfriend]

he really put his whole shizussy into that can

[@milliemoo5135]

You are officially banned from the internet.

[@dewchuu]

alright that’s it’s give me your device I’m locking it in the car

[@SpaceBunnyVinn]

Don't listen to anyone else your hilarious.

[@rowdyreese5208]

The unintelligible conversation at 13:00 says "You look sparkling. Absolutely sparkling. I've got to hide you now junior"

[@rowdyreese5208]

@Gff G Wow a comment popular enough to have spam replies? I feel honored

[@macarooni7578]

@Gff G tysm for the extra stuff to comment about! Now stfu 🔫😀

[@FayeTheGaymer]

For people who don’t know: The jellybean flavor drink is a reference to Ronald Regan since he was trying to fight his cigarette habits with jellybeans, hence the Politicians part in the background

[@Treeko13]

Hence*

[@may.d.a.y]

omg thank you

[@firdanharbima6997]

Oh no

[@xo_miimin]

@nothing just look 🥱😒🙄👎

[@jjj9640]

That's really neat, unlike this video. I mean- 4:53 ... CANS... WHY!?

[@darcyalic8402]

HASNT ANYONE REALIZED YOYLE CAKE IS A BFDI REFERENCE?

[@m_ya_2]

BFDIIII

[@starzi_gacha]

Yes, yes i have

[@rebeccaartzstudio2146]

YESSSSS BFDI

[@plebkitty]

Matpat telling us not to google Lemon Party made me wanna do it- I regret not listening- I didn’t even think about googling it until Matpat mentioned it-

[@TheArbiterKnight343]

What was it???

[@bvttew_miilk8793]

If I had a nickel for every time Mattpatt told us _not_ to google lemon party, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[@rickquarst6049]

Well too bad I searched it up and now I hate myself

[@hiilikecats2946]

What is it

[@rickquarst6049]

@@hiilikecats2946 ok if your a kid say no if not say yes

[@hiilikecats2946]

Nevermind I don't think this is knowledge I want

[@rickquarst6049]

@@hiilikecats2946 ok so what your saying is you don't want to know the unknown right?

[@theflamergamer1]

You can hear in the “unintelligible conversation” you can hear John the 3rd say “Your sparkling your absolutely sparkling I’ve got to hide you now jr”

[@nimphilia]

Less goo

[@AlgeArid]

I thought it sounded more like "startling" but that's just me

[@pronetogames7946]

I thought it was marvelous

[@foodofthegods]

I think it’s “do you hear me?” but “jr.” doesn’t sound wrong

[@captinclown332]

The fact that I read this comment as that sound was playing

[@artisplatters]

theres goddamn lore in everything and you always manage to find it, I applaud you

[@Nakagolas]

11:12 IS THAT ASTARION? OMG IT IS

[@sN0B4LLLLLL]

Fun fact: This was a game made by a friend of Stupendium, Stupendium actually made the song for the title screen theme song too!

[@sN0B4LLLLLL]

lol first to reply

[@willmcc05]

@@sN0B4LLLLLL what

[@patchestheclown8372]

=0 cooool

[@Ice_Titan]

Stupendium is the best

[@gwynzynoodles2553]

:o

[@xenongd6974]

"onlycans" Me: *imagines soda bottles paying to see other soda bottles take off their wrappings*

[@basil445]

Yep thats ture.

[@krio1267]

lmfao.

[@bryanmedeiros9368]

What bout the...can bend over thing

[@Snipertf2lol]

So does that mean that there wrapping are clothes…

[@komadino]

lol

[@nahumjohaardien50]

Matpar:do not Google lemon party. Me:clicks enter Me:instant regret and scared for life

[@6ear9er]

A lemon party is a group of several old men having a very specific and intimate type of “fun” with each other.

[@user-ou7dl2zf7r]

guy: it’s a game that have deep lore and dead kids Matt: do you know how little that narrows it down?

[@jackychang9148]

Ay, another Batman Beyond fan?

[@tdthedestroyer1232]

"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows things down?!"

[@Jenify_]

@@jackychang9148 more like fnaf fan tbh-

[@jackychang9148]

@@Jenify_ I'm referring to the line the OP used for MatPat's dialogue kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHKzlIaMmrF-pac

[@toe13]

@@jackychang9148 i know that because of yt comments. Doesnt mean that i am a fan of the show tho-

[@PurooRoy]

Welcome to another episode of "I didn't even know what this game is and now I shall accept the theory as a canonical part of the game." *Edit:* If you're gonna come up with the CAN-onical pun, then I have some bad news for you. That joke has already been made several times in the replies.

[@1PercentDaily]

Lol me every week

[@muhammadqahtan5082]

Lmao same

[@derpycats8072]

Also another episode of “I really should stop watching these theories before bed”

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

@@dont9354 i already read it

[@CounterMS]

Sounds about right

[@RussellAllen8214]

Matpat:* brakes the 4th wall* Me: jsnsjsnsisjsn

[@user-io7kq7zg1d]

this is probably the 1st theory to contain the name of one of the famous delicasy in goiky

[@austinmorrison6953]

The fact that one of the cans is literally a tin of sardines cracks me up

[@cristymorgan8121]

:)

[@genagage6299]

fun fact: the sardine surprise is just a tin of sardines, but the can is inside most likely.

[@Maple_The_Syrup]

You look like my past self but with a A

[@genkoti]

The guy from the intro was so embarrassed that he played the game that he couldn't just TELL MatPat the name of the game.

[@Yoyle-gp2xq]

thats meeee

[@max-UH-million]

They should make a sequel called “ only FANS” but it’s actual fans

[@AnonymousJayie]

MatPat:Don't look up lemon party! *me thinking it will just be a lemonade party* Also me:NOPE NOT A LEMONADE PARTY.

[@juergenreicher6444]

MatPat: DONT LOOK UP LEMON PARTY Me: * goes to look it up * Also me: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[@enzoeijsermans4161]

The scariest thing here is that the first person to find the last drink played through the ENTIRE GAME without even knowing what it was.

[@tominieminen66]

The "first" one could have been one of the developers just raising interest towards the game

[@sickle_hamer5794]

Project S the forbidden Fleshlight

[@Marquis-Sade]

Or he knew

[@SevenHunnid]

I chose not to finish school because i thought smoking weed on my KZbin channel was a better choice 😂

[@cliche_5860]

@@SevenHunnid do you are have stupid

[@jonahsobel1667]

Can Monster: Are you proud of me, Father? Michael Afton: Oh, shut up.

[@moncarloteves7494]

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@dream_walker9726]

*IM DYING*

[@bloxsyoutubepage]

@@dream_walker9726 ayo u need help?

[@dream_walker9726]

@@bloxsyoutubepage No, I need oxygen 😂

[@bloxsyoutubepage]

@@dream_walker9726 oh ship someone do cpr

[@shayboo_1128]

MatPat: DO NOT LOOK IT UP. Me: *looks it up and looks at first result and has mental breakdown*

[@gibbralter]

Hearing the words CyberLIFE brings back horrifying memories

[@adonis27albut55]

Matpat could probably predict everyone's birth and exact time and cause to death. Just give him three particles of dust.

[@Andji1612]

💀

[@ashlynnmorningstar123]

Lol

[@ZachTheHuman]

😂 Oh he’d predict alright, whether or not he’d be right...

[@redblade5556]

(Outlives predictions.) *You Gained A New Title: The Struggler* (confused berserk screaming intensifies)

[@heavygaming2645]

Yeah because he did it...

[@octogaming3815]

Unintelligible conversation says “heh looks sparkly, sparkly! Heh heh Absolutely sparkly! I’ve got to hide you now”

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZy6c3yZYpl2hdU . .

[@Roadent1241]

Thanks!

[@lizzykk942]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Why did you go all the way down here

[@royalhydra9790]

At the end, he says “junior” and there’s something talking to him before that. I couldn’t catch the words

[@randomMemesAndStuff]

Hi

[@doglover2190]

Yo,someone pour me a glass of that sweat theory soda so I can theorize!

[@BrittenyGewei-um2sx]

John:I will put you back together.

[@vegitosaysalright2365]

"By Roosevelt's wheelchair!" Never heard that before

[@lordcabbage4931]

By George? Nah that’s for losers. I prefer ‘BY ROOSEVELT’S WHEELCHAIR’

[@eddsworldfan2108]

Lol

[@drkx2]

When half life

[@hidden_host]

He did have a wheelchair, however.

[@creedd6937]

btw this was also in scare pewdiepie series "mad hospital" where roosevelt wheel chairs comes to save him

[@mohsen4ever710]

William literally killed dozens,made sci-fi stuff,died twice,burnt twice,lost his entire family,his friends... While he could just buy a soda from Shize.

[@tacticaltwinkies3847]

Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzeeeeeeee

[@Yoyle-gp2xq]

Hi, im the guy who written the reddit post

[@goldenfoxy5788]

I mean Williams means of bring his son back were both more effective *and* not nearly as creepy.

[@cryingchild4460]

@@Yoyle-gp2xq Hey

[@georgelucas3727]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jXgXaGhMiVaqc

[@Xxlittle_nebulaxX]

I cant forgive matpat for telling me not to search lemon party

[@Aperson11028]

Sometimes when I’m feeling stressed anxious i just watch one of these videos and just tune out

[@Psyga315]

"Diet coke is my brand!" {remembers he did a whole episode where he replaced diet coke with a grocery store brand name drink}

[@taralamalam1321]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJ60e2Cuh7ODrLs.....

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZy6c3yZYpl2hdU

[@thecrazycapmaster]

I can basically hear his thoughts about his disclaimer, just “someday I WILL be sponsored by Coca-Cola, and if I have to buy the brand to make that happen, SO BE IT.” 🤣

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 7850

[@lLiketosleep]

Wow 3 bots in one reply section

[@neverendingspace]

Poor Dobby, he went from being a magical elf to a disfigured can-thing

[@certainfriends]

I was just about to comment that!

[@roadwarrior6530]

Harry Potter is pretty gay ngl

[@GoldenRice0128]

@@roadwarrior6530 thank the creator for that

[@NyxInAshes]

@@roadwarrior6530 like me-

[@naoufalassakali9403]

I swear to god Matpat make one more pun also Matpat: Can-spiracy

[@Kais_Random_Vids]

Everyone: sees yoylecake and moves on. Me: BFDI BUBBLE!!

[@starzi_gacha]

Bubboil!

[@AdamInAleph]

Game Theory, a new decade to horrify me in adulthood. I salute.

[@veryhot2382]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJ60e2Cuh7ODrLs...

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

I dont even want to know why someone thought it was a good idea to bring the term BDSM CLOWNS into existence

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZy6c3yZYpl2hdU. . .

[@ThePolskejsalam]

Don't click on these links.. They are bots 🙃

[@tishmorningstar9455]

Sounds like Homestuck, horrifyingly enough.

[@pinkfacepalm8951]

0:10 he didn't include hollow knight....

[@3face857]

I just googled lemon party and now I will never see lemons the same way again.

[@TheASTRONAUTMONKEEE6791]

7:20 bro just casually has a bunch of facility’s in the ocean 💀💀💀

[@Caterev0038cool]

bruh

[@frankmiranda09]

Instead of oil rigs he has soda rigs

[@PopeMical]

The most cursed thing about Onlycans is how amazing the theme song The Stupendium made for it.

[@eliorasims6834]

And he had the AUDACITY to make it catchy

[@glyphe]

His songs are always the best, even if its about cans

[@eliorasims6834]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYm0e3mGr62rla8 Link to the song

[@kribyislife2132]

I love The Stupendium

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Really?! Okay bye gonna go check it out and vibe

[@Crawver]

One of my best friends was the head of this game, and I have to say, every time I hear the "thirst born" voicelines, it cracks me up. Because I know what he looks and sounds like normally, so knowing what he was doing to make his voice go like that is hilarious to think of.

[@foodofthegods]

Wow, that’s really cool **tortured croaking intensifies**

[@julianlopez6955]

Lmaooo

[@Jenna2k]

Did matpat get it right?

[@Crawver]

@@Jenna2k On all the parts that mattered, yes. One or two minor detail errors, but nothing that missed the story being told.

[@moderndemon84]

Hmm.

[@compresant349]

I’m scared, I just got an ad on this video saying they knew I was watching game theory

[@Wolfpaw.luna247]

Matpat: “in 1983” My brain: CRYING CHILD 😨 Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Therealpseudonymous]

"Don't look up lemon party" - looks up lemon party - Hey what's grandpa doing on the intern.. *surprised Pikachu face*

[@ducking...]

I really want to know But trusting the Pat ...

[@r.j.penfold]

@@ducking... let's just say it involves a lot of old people and they're doing... adult activities.

[@ducking...]

@@r.j.penfold 😩

[@r.j.penfold]

@@ducking... yeah. I can never unknow this information.

[@jumpyyjasminee5315]

@@ducking... Arghh….i wanna google it :(

[@X-SPONGED]

Matpat : "and that new flavor's name ? Lemon party, oh btw do not Google that" Me : "you're about 7 years too late"

[@afish4551]

Hmmm

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

I'm glad I missed all the shock sites by finding out what they were without watching.

[@swift_sa]

Really, don't Google it

[@PhoenicopterusR]

If I'm right about anyone at their "7 years ago" point, matpat has just doomed them. Never tell people to not look something up, because they will look it up.

[@cherryblossom1632]

can someone please explain it to me in words so I don't have to traumatize myself by looking it up and seeing the images that pop up on their own

[@LemonExists]

While OnlyCans has got MatPat's "Theory Senses" tingling, 'Yoylecake2100' has got my "Object Show/BFB Senses" tingling- now i want matpat to make a theory one bfb or just any object show rlly maybe ods or hfjone

[@thingofdum0]

Uh, that might be a little too late for that now 😅

[@colt1903]

"We can assume something else was going on at Cyberlife" Conner: You don't say.

[@darthunify9025]

Hello, my name is Connor

[@justjoking5252]

I'm the android sent by CyberLife.

[@doodle257]

*insert coin flipping*

[@johnspalding7083]

Who didn’t think of cyberlife form Detroit become human

[@TheDramacist]

Sorry about your window

[@adventurecookie7243]

It’s funny how a song about this song got so popular and Mats over here already did a theory on it a year before

[@quinton7455]

the song was made before the theory :b

[@potatomonika8796]

2:00 Are you sure about that?

[@quinton7455]

@GooglerBoi_123 check the posting dates on each video, you might be surprised :b

[@Mscue]

@@quinton7455 What shows up if I search lemon party

[@quinton7455]

@@Mscue why don't you tell me? you seem rather eager for me to find out

[@michaelhenretty3244]

4:59 I looked it up luckily. I did not click images before reading the description do not look it up

[@ultimateninjaboi]

"Dead child" "Died in his mid 20s" MatPat out here showing his age. XP

[@wilwhy7354]

Plot Twist: Matpat will continue to make more theory channels so he can eventually make enough money to buy the cocacola company to endlessly fuel his addiction

[@redforest9269]

@Gff G LA FIN DE CYPRIEN by baruki

[@GunlessSnake]

But he's a Harris Teeter local cola guy now :P

[@SevenHunnid]

I chose not to finish school because i thought smoking weed on my KZbin channel was a better choice 😂

[@callofdutyblackops2257]

@@SevenHunnid you are also a bot?

[@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass]

@@SevenHunnid good luck with that

[@asteria5580]

I''ve never been more scared of cans in my entire life

[@dripgokublack1495]

same O_O... I need an adult

[@pikachuartz7345]

The thirst born soda traumatized for for like 2 days

[@isaakpantoja5191]

Same :(

[@Stationarydogfrog]

You CAN be more scared

[@BlackOutWise]

I will never buy cans i think

[@leighannfinlay1936]

Gonna miss you pat this is my favourite theory in all theories

[@the_evilestjelly]

little did he know everyone is going to search lemon party

[@Klover_Kindness]

“I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve covered one of those” I am dead.

[@johndow2289]

Hey, what do you know, so are those kids!

[@Klover_Kindness]

@@johndow2289 my head just exploded reading this comment

[@standardhuman8675]

Ayyyyyyyy

[@twotinytoes2229]

I guarantee you everyone is going to look up lemon party after this episode.

[@yesatitsfinest]

Haha no one is that dumb right?

[@yesatitsfinest]

....Right?

[@chavitoplayz]

What is it im scared that is something bad

[@kachowgang808yt4]

@@chavitoplayz it really is

[@MrGlizzy19]

Don't

[@LlayzeY]

i love how matt just made a person model that vagely reprecents Stupendium

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

"Thirst Born" Oh god... Noone wants to be can human hybrid

[@imhavingdiarrhea6926]

Let's take a moment of silence for the people who searched "lemon party."

[@fireball2275]

Not nice at all

[@Froind]

What is it that shows up?

[@ada-bt6xh]

@@Froind yeah i too am wondering

[@Froind]

@Old Acc Decided to look. Funny number shows up. It was only the description that I looked at so even worse things probably show up on images

[@mellol347]

Guys do yourself a favor and don’t let your curiosity take you

[@zay_shortpotato3301]

A game about making cans moan has deeper lore. I'm amazed.

[@veryhot8701]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJ60e2Cuh7ODrLs....

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZy6c3yZYpl2hdU

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 7852

[@Ilikefiremen]

@@veryhot8701 stop posting your link

[@Ilikefiremen]

@@ceegeetee please quit youtube

[@aquamarie3117]

Eyy Vending Machine Of Love Is that Lyrical Flow can in the game now, or...? 6:19 Stupes, that you?

[@SueNorman-ww9mx]

I don’t really comment on game theory and the other channels but at 1:18 it reminded me about Undertale when Mettaton pulls out a chainsaw and says the last ingredient is a human soul

[@selinnazsur2328]

"My name is Thirst Born. I'm the sentient soda can abomination sent by Cyberlife."

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZy6c3yZYpl2hdU

[@PlanetComputer]

dfgh

[@mediummememaster3754]

Fellow Homestuck fan

[@amoralmarker6503]

Beat me to it

[@puppycat9744]

Is that a Detroit Become Human reference?

[@alexandermaurer3354]

matpat for a month: wow thats better than diet coke also matpat on month later: i love diet coke

[@bruh.4992]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZy6c3yZYpl2hdU . .

[@beanhunter6832]

Coca Cola couldn’t lose his buisness so they sent their hit squad to change his mind

[@Cartoonicus]

He’s desperate for that sponsorship.

[@clippitms1995]

1:39 I wonder if Matpat's watched BFDI, deserves a Film Theory of it's own

[@Sirrano]

"Matpat said yoylecake" give me my 5 dollars bfdi fans

[@Handle_666]

*Lemon Party: grandfather clock without the L.* I saved you from searching it up.

[@baronvonbork2856]

your sacrifice shall be remembered

[@st4r_b0yy29]

You took one for the team my guy 😔✊

[@Z.Toast1]

Grandfather clock without the L? What does- OH WAIT

[@graysummerday]

Too late for some of us, however…

[@Carbon-cringe-human]

You took one for the team. Thank you