Game Theory: Real Tips for SURVIVING a Zombie Apocalypse (7 Days to Die)

[@randomagender8205]

If there’s anything I’ve learned from 2020 it’s that we’d all die in a zombie apocalypse. Some people would say that the zombies are fake, some people would hide their bites. We’d all be screwed.

[@doodiepieface]

Yes

[@julianhana2360]

yes

[@paisleesheppard5629]

Well I'd preemptively start axing the ppl I know are idiots. And probably domesticatie bunch of zombies on accident from leaving meant strewn around, oops.

[@todd7104]

…there is a legit zombie virus now. IM NOT KIDDING!!! THE ZOMBIE VIRUS CELL IS STRONGER THAN OUR ANTI-BODIES!!! (Science stuff in case your too dumb too understand) and scientist are trying too COPY IT!!!!!!! The scientists are trying to kill us.

[@ebeatz974]

@@todd7104 ok......lol, whats it called again bud? XD

[@TheAlan136]

I think Matpat told us the number 3-4 spot and keep the best ones for himself. He is not a fool, he knows to protect himself first.

[@nickklassen2791]

Nah man I live in Norfolk, it’s goated

[@lukeorendorff1293]

Matpats going to iceland

[@lixy99]

I- I want a 10 minute video of Mat just showing his search history

[@junnrhillgailanan3429]

ok your weird... i’m liking

[@Jonny-tn1pe]

Please

[@gissellaramirez3787]

YES

[@thesomaliteacher5871]

how much does he study

[@personman2346]

@@junnrhillgailanan3429 ok your weird im liking START THE CHAIN

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

Wait, would zombies fight zombies? Tear each other apart? Or would you be able to make yourself both smell and look like a zombie and fit right in? Would they retain the knowledge of flying aircraft and such all on their own? How much would being a zombie hinder or help them? I have too many questions for a theoretical scenario...

[@harold6953]

If they're the walking dead walkers then we'll just cover ourselves with guts

[@INACTVI]

Watch walking dead. Now. I’m sure you’ll have lots of fun.

[@DumbDummy1983]

@@harold6953 to be fair you gotta be real careful with covering yourself with infected meat, one accidental taste or inconveniently placed cut/scrape and you're infected

[@diskont9605]

fighting - i don't think they would, as zombies literally rot and NOBODY would be willing to eat rotten food(even with deteriorating brains)(also maybe a one species thing) unsure about smell, it could work... just wait until someone else tests it even if they'd retain the knowledge, zombies brain are expected to be deteriorating, so nah, won't be useful, not considering their physical inability to fly aircrafts and stuff(i don't think PvZ stuff is possible) for the last one - they would be stupid, but strong(probably) and there would be a LOT of them for sure

[@alexcat6]

no, no, no, and it would hinder them a lot

[@kaemorgan9578]

imagine all of us going there during a zombie apocalypse and it just becoming a game theory fan convention

[@oldyoutubeacclol3097]

OMG YES

[@brunobrekalo5502]

But that's just a theory, We're probably be scared for our lives 'cause, Zombies.

[@KieraAAG]

How funny would it be to see mat there a week after everyone else appear and we are guys like 😳😳😳😳

[@jessicaosterberg164]

PLEASE LET ME JOIN-

[@confused_lord1126]

I'm from Africa,Kenya and am already scheduled at the Canadian embassy

[@archerking2784]

If plague inc has taught me anything, then the two safest places are Greenland and Madagascar.

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

Greenland has been taken over Madagascar is our only hope now

[@itzsaltyz9955]

Sweden

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

@@itzsaltyz9955 Will pewds agree?

[@AS256]

No it's Antarctica because it's never been infected

[@wallywallendo]

Nope just Greenland

[@arat2028]

"You die in three hours without a shelter." Me : **laughs in they can't get me if i'm already dead**

[@hurtalloy9397]

Funny thing is my friend told me a while ago if he was a zombie he would just sit on the couch and play video games. Seems reasonable if you still have a bit of a mind.

[@arat2028]

@@hurtalloy9397 That does sound nice, you don't need to sleep, eat or drink, nor do you have to get up to use the bathroom. The only problem would be that your dead body would begin decomposing and will probably fall apart after a while.

[@arat2028]

@@hurtalloy9397 still better than running after people that'll probably find a way to bash your brains in with roadside debris lol

[@aidanscott5369]

Please subscribe to me please

[@plagueofmoths]

I forgot he said that. Three hours without a shelter? maybe in a flood. i've spent 5 hours straight outside without a shelter in the middle of winter (I'm in utah in the US). sure, it wasn't fun, but i'm not dead yet, am i?

[@X-SPONGED]

Matt: "Nobody would get another person infected on purpose" Karens: *_"You underestimate my stupidity..."_*

[@birdgirl97_2]

HAHAHA

[@aku8354]

Lmao

[@matthewwells2520]

Oh God oh God oh God! Not another one!

[@kaeleigh9367]

They no longer just want the manger….

[@matthewwells2520]

@@kaeleigh9367 "Excuse me! I need to talk to God's manager. RIGHT NOW!"

[@adyeri9831]

Of all times, KZbin decides that now, during a pandemic, a three year old video on how to survive a zombie apocalypse would be perfect to recommend.

[@mmmbored7939]

My gun will finally come into use

[@lulup8199]

@@mmmbored7939 you have to use a silent way or they will hear you.

[@bluejacob403]

EXACTLY

[@jasonk7675]

viewership increases, demonetisations happen at the same time, profits for KZbin. Problem? KZbin be like All your monetisation are belong to us.

[@cheshirerewop3820]

It's truly in light of the Finland's new death cases being -1 thing and KZbin is just trying to prepare you for the coming zombie outbreak.

[@RainyXP]

just give the zombies a snickers bar they are not the same when they are hungry.

[@jediyeti4470]

RainyPlaysGames yes. yes. awesome

[@Girlyvader]

YESSSSSSSSSS OMG YESSSSSS

[@RainyXP]

Brandon Kimble thanks 😄

[@galladegamer7332]

snickers:brain flavor

[@kittenbot2499]

RainyPlaysGames lol

[@im_kj]

“Be safe around the apocalypse.” - a message from Game Theory

[@imbored7579]

i hAvE mY riGHtS

[@atreyos846]

Be safe from corona

[@foro2533]

"Hop on a train Fly away on a plane Build a fort around your bed Sitck a knife into a zombie's head 7 day's to die You've got 7 day's to die 7 day's to die You've got 7 day's to die Be safe around the apocalypse a message from matpat"

[@cryomancer20x68]

There's one major flaw in this. You forgot military resistance to this. If zombies are real, the national guard is going out in full force and if that fails - nuclear option.

[@randomguy128]

but the radiation would mutate the zombies

[@sorat99]

Con plan 8888 one of a few unclassified military war plans developed as a training plan it is still fully functional in case the zombies come for us and nukes are there in the plan

[@user-iq7mk3gb9w]

In 24 hours, all major cities on Earth, gone. Guns and missiles will be left to rust without operators. His theory assume a zombie outbreak in the extreme level.

[@sorat99]

@@randomguy128 when a nuke goes off it burns hotter than the sun and if you are close to the center of the blast it will litterly atomize the zombies

[@GPPAA]

​@Michael Doyle first off, they would still die because whether bad mutations halt/disable them or the heat literally incinerated them

[@jianng7795]

In Mother Russia, zombies run from you.

[@thekinginhisglasstower4320]

In mother russia, you infect zombie.

[@blackprofile6238]

+That austrilain Guy with STD

[@frankieschickenwings]

Ayyy

[@csgoplayer6899]

Vodka is zombie poison, so you are right comrade.

[@Sc-mg7qq]

AYYYYYYYYYYY

[@julienjeanbourquin1756]

Theorie: He actually gave us the 2nd best location and kept the 1st for himself 👀🤔😂

[@That0neLozer]

UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL

[@nukeariesdiana2476]

He Will get the best spot for himself

[@xXninjaturtleiam1Xx]

i just watched and commented the almost exact same thought…lol

[@toonasag]

🤣

[@That0neLozer]

@@xXninjaturtleiam1Xx …lol

[@pestylucas7406]

“I like to think of it like a school fire drill, but with zombies” So...a school fire drill then

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

Wait, you’re school has zombies too?

[@blessedwolfNotAFurry]

@@GhostHunterDipperPines who's doesn't??????

[@Soggyshark82]

BlessedWolf uhhh my school

[@blessedwolfNotAFurry]

​@@Soggyshark82 HAU

[@insertusernamehere8324]

Ye.

[@silvrnightingale]

I could actually imagine getting there, seeing a bunch of MatPat fans hanging out, growing food, and just building a whole community together. I wonder what we would call it... Theory Town, Matburg... The possibilities are finite, but our imaginations are not!

[@Mars-Funny925]

There should be a theorist hq and the news paper is just game theory wait if they stop making video games what do we theorize about

[@silvrnightingale]

@@Mars-Funny925 What caused the apocalypse in the first place, maybe? We could have a whole team of investigators and everything!

[@Mars-Funny925]

@@silvrnightingale you got a good point but there's a 60% chance it was a government but maybe it wasn't your on to something Ps my brain might be to small to theorize

[@meepmeep3397]

Me playing plauge inc *whisper* what about greenland

[@acdsarc11]

I hate that Greenland whenever I play that. I'm pretty sure it would be good for farming though.

[@Beat105k]

@@acdsarc11 I always hated Madagaskar even more.

[@galaxyrose4334]

Damn greenland.

[@StinkyKraken]

I had the same problem lol

[@pietersfilms5171]

You cant grow plants there

[@Chicken-coop]

Friendly Canadian zombies. They'd ask you first before they even bite you

[@lolbosss]

Zombie bites you You bite back

[@CCoffnist]

Zombie walks up to you, Zombie: Cun me brte tou You: whut Zombie: Cough* cough* Oh sorry about that, had something in my throat. Uh as I was saying can I bite you?

[@LiLemonDrop]

C M Consents important 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@spexterjt2962]

@@CCoffnist as a Canadian you may be right

[@abdelrahmanamr651]

@@CCoffnist I will say no and just continue running

[@typryor2227]

When your entire town is infected, but you have a pack of sun flower seeds and an open lawn:

[@LutasticLu]

I see what you did there...

[@i_hart_camo1829]

*Peashooting Intensifies*

[@judgementalcowfish9901]

All you need now is a few walnuts and pea plants.

[@Blues.EXE39]

you need some of those hypno shrooms to turn the zombies on youre side

[@i_hart_camo1829]

@@Blues.EXE39 Now I realize that druggies in the pvz universe have the upper hand

[@Kolastat]

I would love to see MatPat revisit this theory with the stats from Covid to see how it held up

[@casssidyy711]

Me: watches as the red on the map quickly spreads to where I live Me: "ok not going to bed now. Gotta get myself ready."

[@milorodriguez3739]

Creative Rabbit Mickey dolenz is my BABY

[@drzion7295]

Creative Rabbit i

[@thomass2505]

I made the first like 24 hours yeah Florida I will have to deal with the mosquitoes but they aren't that bad and I am in the upper part in the Panhandle

[@surearvid315]

Well i live in Europe, so i don't have a choice to say "same lol" -_-

[@thelonepaperclip3241]

Creative Rabbit ikr

[@BloodTideGaming]

Plot twist... Ontario is actually 2nd best... and Mat is keeping #1 to himself lmao

[@colinz226]

i agree and i think i know which is best, and it is in my home state WOOT

[@jamesmills-baker7007]

what about the military its there think about it it would kill all the zombies

[@deamontana596]

I thought of something similar, the simulations stuck to a traditional model for disease spreading, and did not seem to take human response into account. But military bases would probably be a bad idea for two reasons 1) other people who have the same idea 2) the military would likely be poorly equipped to deal with zombies, they would be reluctant to fire on civilians (zombies), and are taught to aim for center of mass not the head (most books you read talk about this, it would likely take a while for people to realize that they need to shoot the head)

[@BloodTideGaming]

Darin Anderson The problem with that though is that is a scenario where nobody KNOWS what a zombie is. Thats how in any zombie movie it spreads so fast. By the time people figure out what to do, its way too late. If this were to happen in modern reality it would take the population as a whole about 20 minutes to figure out exactly what they need to do and would be all over every social media feed and news cast within the hour. People would be much more prepared to defend themselves with the already known knowledge of how to take care of this. There is a good possibility our modern civilization could snuff a zombie apocalypse before it even got its foot in the door.

[@deamontana596]

BloodTide That is the point that I was trying to make (I don't think that I phrased it very good), but every time there is a disease outbreak in the world it is all over the media. The governments and disease prevention organizations would be able to handle small scale outbreaks, I was only referring to being ill prepared if you went to a military base. Your best option would either be to stay inside or get to a low population area very fast.

[@Molinaridude]

If Plague Inc. has taught us anything is that we should go to Greenland

[@gakulon]

Or Madagascar

[@ruddthree8105]

Both of those are good...

[@aidancullinan7649]

Or Indonesia/Philippines

[@cyborgcatrj6794]

Too many insects for Madagascar...

[@froggod9395]

If Plague Inc has taught me anythign its.. GOD DAMNIT IM LATE

[@MrSmash-oq1rj]

This is also assuming zombies wouldnt slowly rot, and no one would be actively trying to eliminate zombies

[@nuc982]

3 days without water huh? but you're matpat so 3 hours without diet coke

[@pain361]

nucleotic 13 OMG😂😂😂

[@tahjajarrett9709]

nucleotic 13 I've gone three days without drinking .... let's just say. I'm a dead ma

[@calling4630]

nucleotic 13 haha xD

[@junplays6356]

nucleotic 13 too true

[@orarinnhelgijonsson67]

nucleotic 13 more like 20 minutes

[@alyssa3046]

Funny thing; the place he "started" was in Atlanta, Georgia. Also known as where The Walking Dead took place.

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Dont Go There...

[@keiracopeland4721]

RIP Lee you absolute legend

[@daxx4829]

No..... not me.....

[@theliltlefroakie123]

Joseph ceeeeezzzzaaaaaaa Anyone who played the walking dead :leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@soudapopp2799]

Whoooo boy

[@painnful]

"You die 3 hours without shelter" Me: **goes out a 5 hour mountain hike**

[@MaybeVice]

HIKE.. HIKE... THAT MEANS YOU GET TO HAVE AT LEAST A WARM TENT AND SLEEPING BAG

[@hurtalloy9397]

@@MaybeVice uhhhhh, you realize I have stuff like that in my basement which can be taken with me. They are also everywhere so if you have time go for those or more likely thick coats for colder areas.

[@aidanscott5369]

Please subscribe to me please

[@theboogboi1759]

3 hours in harsh conditions without shelter

[@stardustlover8446]

LMAOO

[@TV---]

I've been living in Norfolk since the start. The soil here actually used to be terrible for anything other than tobacco, and one of the worst places to live, if you weren't a tobacco farmer, but then it turned into a lumber place, but a guy got frustrated and planted a bunch of tree walls which stopped the wind. creating one of the best farming areas in Canada. Lots of history here

[@ashbradford]

As an Ontarian, when I started this video I immediately said that Ontario would be the best spot. I think you may have gotten the county wrong though. You're going to want to be more up near Collingwood and Wasaga Beach (huge white sand fresh water beach). While we do grow a lot of things in Southern Ontario, the Blue Mountain region near Collingwood has a HUGE amount of amazing nutrient rich soil, which is why a lot of vegetables are grown there. A lot of the rest of Ontario focuses on grain production. Norfolk county is a poor choice because you are sandwiching yourself between Detroit, Buffalo, and Toronto, with larger Canadian cities like Hamilton and London very close by. You're surrounding yourself with the infected. The Collingwood/Wasaga Beach area is to the North off of Gorgian Bay, and actually isn't particularly colder. You would only be getting zombies coming up from the south because of the water on many sides and low populations on the others.

[@isabeluelmen9727]

Noted.

[@DaybreakPT]

It sounds like he actually gave us a dummy location and kept the best one he found for himself 👀

[@SessionSakic]

Hamiltonian here, I was thinking the same thing, even including like Sudbury/North Bay or Muskoka as potentially okay areas.

[@Knightsac]

Noted.

[@angelchamu835]

Watching this in 2020 sure hits different

[@phattcat2997]

Yeah😳

[@ASTROTUNES-r9v]

Yeah

[@user-cv8xu2yk7m]

Yep

[@samiajefferson6634]

Pretty much

[@happimiko]

*it really does*

[@incredibleflameboy]

"most zombie games have you debilitated at the start" When I first played this game I kept spawning in burned out Forrest's where thirst killed you in a few hours and walking too quickly results in you catching fire. They did update it eventually though and towns started to appear where you could get into police stations and punch gun lockers until they gave up their contents.

[@danielspoon1234]

seven days to die is a grind your suppose to work for those guns lol

[@치추이]

i always ended up there but never knew these things. oops

[@sorat99]

In 7dtd it is said that you crossed the equivalent of a crime boss and got your stuff stolen

[@metalhead-qs6sk]

The problem with mosquitoes transporting the disease is that they don't actually suck your blood. It's your blood pressure that forces the blood into the mosquitoe. They track the host by using your breath, pheromones, and body heat. So unless the zombies still have a pumping heart, those mosquitoes wouldn't be able to find the zombie, let alone get any blood out of it.

[@cocoa6671]

for at least a while the zombies are still alive, and would attract mosquitos. they could pass the disease to their offspring and continue to hunt the remaining living humans, who are continuously turned to zombies. also, the smell of blood could (depending on the virus) draw zombies to your area. so best to avoid them anyway

[@jamestdc7485]

“In 7 days about 50% of the US is nocked out” My boy forgot about Alaska and Hawaii

[@michellefitzgerald1335]

Yeah good luck getting there lol

[@audreysmith9303]

hawaii would just start a kingdom all over again

[@elix9r]

*knocked

[@doodiepieface]

You forgot about airplanes

[@Shadowswolf9666]

@@michellefitzgerald1335 nah, Imma build a boat.

[@kierancochrane6181]

MatPat saying that people wouldn't try to get others infected on purpose: Karens in 2020

[@silver_carbide]

People: No you can't just walk around without a mask Karens: Ha ha, I wanna see the manager then....

[@bryangonzalez4216]

You need you wear a space suit on mars Karen's no I have a medical condition that makes me not able to wear a space suit and if you don't let me I gonna call the manager

[@Bananananananananan]

@@bryangonzalez4216 make them not where a space suit so they die

[@_TheCartoonist_]

Dude yup

[@telisia5168]

See how these tips don't work? They only work if we are ALL smart people. We already have 3 months to prepare since the news from china and yet here we are. People ONLY react when they see their loved ones DYING, or in this case, becoming a zombie in front of their eyes. People are stupid.

[@nightterror9992]

thing is he isn't weighing in terrorism,murder migration,riots which can be very important factors we are more likely to be killed by a human than a zombie

[@nightterror9992]

and the population density will totally change because everyone will go to ottowa so they will be fucked anyway so whatever you do your ideally fucked plus the pathogen will probably get u before a zombie

[@lunarSoul0]

I was about to bring that up to till 15:08 in the video. But yea the scenario for the video just takes into account the virus, people are still an important factor when considering the end times. Funny though I didn't take Zombie bugs into account.

[@Aaaaaabcdef]

That, is a very good point. I mean you can see the riot in Atlanta in Fear the walking dead, so MatPat didn't take that into account

[@Hirsty566]

Looters will be the bane of my existence

[@gloreaf1850]

Don't forget the 'lack of people' criteria.

[@NormalGirl02]

I have always feared zombies cause you never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.

[@Liamg1999]

Imagine if during the Zombie Apocalypse alot of us go to Norfolk County, Ontario, Canada and we start a group of Survivalists called the The Matpatians. That would be hilarious.

[@alphanight-fang6423]

YES!! PLZ!! YES!!

[@DespOIcito]

MatPat Fans don’t need to know how to pronounce Norfolk

[@zacharycarter1084]

It'll be real life Fallout and we will be one of the factions

[@roselia2102]

Omg and there'd be that one person who doesn't know Matpat and randomly went there being like "What?"

[@lowdemanddemon757]

you are right not alot of people here know him @@BEGOBLOX

[@jacobrayner3378]

3 hours without shelter Homeless people: hold my beer

[@subzero4190295]

The shelter part constitutes as protection from extreme weather. Homeless people usually have coats

[@unnecessaryjourney634]

icedragonIsLit r/whoooosshhh

[@subzero4190295]

@@unnecessaryjourney634 r/ihavereddit

[@greaseman6825]

-Lilac Skyz- shut up gacha furry.

[@jacobrayner3378]

@@greaseman6825 geuss that where they will hide

[@afruitypunchy]

Surviving zombie apocalpyse is actually easy, as those zombie movies and games ignore one important point, and which I can't believe you ignore such crucial point as well: muscular dystrophy. Those zombies are essentially walking corpses without working organs whatsoever. Give it 1 - 2 weeks and they are nothing more than scary decorations. My big question is whether the virus affects animals and bugs. There's a theory which stated that when bee species in Earth are extinguished, humanity are doomed to perish no matter what.

[@jayexel.9285]

in the walking dead game a dog was affected, but that's just a game so dunno

[@TheGreenhat2000]

Watch the Walking Dead episode on Film Theory: He talks about it there.

[@corgigod9850]

+liloldgamer what ep and session

[@m_-.430]

+liloldgamer no he wasn't he just bit clementine did she turn into a zombie nope he was just a normal dog

[@backonlazer791]

+liloldgamer Which game? I don't remember anything like that.

[@Randomoneye]

How did i miss this absolute gem of an intro.

[@madisonk4344]

2020: *grins* Everyone:*softly* don't....

[@carolyna6950]

2020: “Hold my beer”

[@matthewwriter9539]

Me: instead of holding your beer, can I smash your kneecaps with this sledgehammer?

[@alienstoner4206]

*Do it

[@madisonk4344]

@@alienstoner4206 lmao

[@DontTicklemyBalls]

@@carolyna6950 more like “hold my virus

[@user-mj1xb3ue7h]

Honestly, before I watch this video I'm just gonna say this: I'm in Canada, we have relatively low population density, tons of fresh water, wildlife for food, vegetation. I would just move up north more so I the zombies couldn't move as fast.

[@tannerlampman8649]

Canada is not as safe as you think we are literally touching America so all those zombies from America are going to be coming right here to Canada also with the zombie hordes they wander so rural areas are just very easy to walk across so the safest place is nowhere

[@jechxt9629]

+Tanner Lampman the news would get to them better than the us

[@alekhelgesen2744]

alaska is more north

[@EMontiel22]

*ding ding ding* You are correct! haha xD

[@gamenut112]

the safest place to be is not where you might think, places like deserts and tundra and practically both the north and south poles are probably the safest places you can be, the harsher the climate the more safe you are from zack.

[@THE5lash]

A real tip to survive: Be the camera man

[@paisleesheppard5629]

Nowadays: school teachers would be mistaken for zombies by the zombies. They'd be having End of the World zoom parties and laugh hysterically when the zombies give them a shoulder pat like "Hang in there, guys."

[@ZenoDLC]

Plot Twist : The movie is about a bunch of cameramen surviving a zombie apocalypse

[@yousifzanganah4137]

or be the director

[@NoName-cu2qc]

There was a movie where the camera man die

[@yousifzanganah4137]

@@NoName-cu2qc just be the editor or directer

[@maxine3161]

I will never get over how metal the intro is years later

[@ArchangelSteve]

If Plague, Inc taught me anything, it's that your best chance of avoiding infection is living in Greenland.

[@patches4864]

Hahahahaha

[@glitchyyy]

So tru

[@TG-bl9kr]

Welp, I know Mats second option XD

[@therealgamer2449]

Agreed damn u greenland

[@ArchangelSteve]

joe mcnoe the World Health Organisation actually had the devs over to give a talk on how they modelled the spread of disease in the game, so I'd say it's pretty realistic.

[@Dsr-Quantum34]

Just make another channel and call a survival theory

[@KataOnCrack]

Ye

[@Jay-iz6dg]

MatPat CREATE ANOTHER CHANNEL CALLED SURVIVAL THEORY!!!!!

[@ismailhafizzudin7751]

I want to ask..do u guys really want zombie in u country....u gonna said yes for now but when zombie had...u gonna be so really really sad or regret

[@swordbrine6498]

ikr

[@trevordaugerdas5811]

If you watch the film theory "how to survive the hunger games" he actually makes a joke about this being a channel

[@fw_corazon]

Nobody: Matpat: how Minecrafts lore is connected to the assassination of JFK

[@rew1677]

Hey I've seen this one before

[@rew1677]

Its like you stole it

[@fw_corazon]

@@rew1677 lmao i did steal it and everyone probably knows but i just like to make people laugh

[@rew1677]

@@fw_corazon hey dont feel bad i also stole this response

[@jonathanruedisueli9448]

lol

[@hannahcrossett3415]

"Because they're zombies, they don't know they're sick" meets dormant period before symptoms appear. I'd love to see MatPat make a follow-up video after the global pandemic experience.

[@tommyfox854]

Oh yeah, that's gonna be a video I'd LOVE ta see. =)

[@fortnitegameplayguy852]

The reason you should go to Canada is because everyone is so kind, they’ll probably have to ask you before they bite you.

[@lenahadley5878]

If only that were really true. Thanks to the pandemic we see the true face of Canadians and it's not pretty.

[@IGMattDaMan]

Lena Hadley there’s stupid people everywhere...we’re not actually nice people we’re just polite & mannered, just go see a hockey game or a Canadian at war, we’re far from nice xD

[@insertusernamehere8324]

Lol 😂

[@Drawinnunez]

Canada is overrated change my mind

[@tuesday1672]

Ali Hussain it is. We’re not very different from every other country.

[@alansaxena7934]

I live in Ontario and this got recommended to me, wonder if youtube is telling me something

[@toast7922]

Now I'm scared

[@blaugranapanda8711]

Same but I live in Toronto which is the most populated place in Ontario so if this ever happened I'd have to go to northern Ontario lol.

[@Lvl_252]

Same here hahahahah

[@reth1nked]

Not me

[@kj_heichou]

Maybe October 2020?

[@theambitiousduck]

2016 MatPat: Cancer? yea that can wait 2019 MatPat: *raises over a million for St. Jude*

[@jaydeenjaramillo7161]

MightyNighty7 lol

[@saitamasupremesensei3641]

MightyNighty7 GG

[@then00dleman]

Well IT did wait

[@galaxyd33r93]

It waited, it really did

[@drippooh]

I thought about that too!

[@Mystik671]

I'm probably late, but I think Palau might be the best place, not too populated, lots of places to go to, especially the Rock Islands, lots of sea and land animals to catch, self sustaining plants, only two seasons rainy and sunny, you can farm taro and tapioca. One of the biggest problems would be typhoons, though. Might need to learn how to boat without gas though.

[@kjames3888]

"the fastest virus to spread, that we know of" 2020: hold my covid tests

[@szariq7338]

@@EggsaladSupreme They're not specific enough to differ Covid from chlamydia.

[@madRadiator05]

Is that where all they went

[@lenahadley5878]

Now we know if a zombie plague hits us the safest place is China. Stay away from North America if you know what's best for you. If the virus doesn't get you the mass panick will.

[@steveweast475]

@@lenahadley5878 you'd know that if you played Plague Inc.

[@malaiahooks2215]

xDD

[@Tri2TT]

Anyone: Mentions the word Quarantine Someone in 2020: Too soon!

[@anoraktheak5794]

“NewJersey is to but it’s not like your gonna be able to tell the difference” Ouch that’s savage

[@diwi1967]

How is jakob seed?

[@alexandraluxbeteta1740]

I live in NJ I'm a little hurt

[@jasonmandood3565]

We’re not all bad here 😕

[@dELTA13579111315]

I've only been to New Jersey one time, but I'm sorry to say to you Jersey people that it honestly sucked there. We literally had to drive over a curb just to cross the street to get into the parking lot we had to get to after at least half an hour of going back and forth down the same few miles of road. Boston was pretty bad too, we were on the highway or expressway or whatever it was, and had to go 15 miles in heavy traffic just to make a u-turn because we had to if we wanted to make it back to our hotel that night.

[@kars676]

Alexandra Lux beteta same

[@bennyboi289]

2016 game theory was the best "era of game theory"in my opinion

[@madd1egurl216]

Wow matpat just gonna let us die like that also who came from food theory today?

[@madd1egurl216]

@Cooldude Shaner Lol

[@pingedhades6678]

me and i've already seen this twice.

[@RailfoxStudios]

I came here from food theory. :)

[@lukethompson1972]

hey now we know that if u see matpat any were in an apocolipse we can just stay with him

[@jmssaunders]

me

[@sciencewizard2861]

nobody: 2020: write that down! write that down!

[@danivallance-mackenzie6579]

Facts

[@finnmuller9079]

It's 2021 now. Hey...

[@H4L0FOREAL]

@Aidan Drew fr

[@badquality0518]

It’s

[@sciencewizard2861]

@@badquality0518 ?

[@hammieli1875]

Ill grow plants, not to eat, but to fight zombies

[@kelissandra6422]

Hammie Li plant gatling peas with torchwood for firepower with armored wallnuts in front

[@Ethan-io7fh]

Hammie Li Nah, Just Buy 200 Lawnmowers, And A Bunch Of Doom Shrooms

[@ieatrocks8318]

Nah, you just need a rifle, a cricket bat and Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.

[@alexandrelima3543]

Hammie Li planta vs zombies😂😂😂

[@kenni2242]

Alexandre Lima lol

[@dontworryaboutit905]

I remember watching this video when it first came out and as an Ontario native who lives right outside of Norfolk county I do regret to inform you that it’s still very close to the urban centres of the greater Toronto and Hamilton area as well as Niagara. We also do still get terrible mosquitoes outside of the winter and the lake eerie fishing isn’t the best on account of the lake being kinda dead. Strongly recommend going further north 👍

[@xander_._mm]

It would be alright but fishing in places like port Rowan or dover wouldn’t be enough to sustain you, and I feel that simcoe or Tillsonburg would be far too dense in population, not to mention that there isn’t many large patches of forest you could survive out of

[@lordoffirexxx9584]

Film Theory: Makes video in 2016 *Corona virus pandemic* KZbin: Imma about to make this mans day. Video in everyone's recommended

[@DarmanitanDLuffy]

And, Canadian Zombies have to ask to bite us, them being Canadian and all

[@benski4987]

MOST INSANE VLOGS *NOT CLICKBAIT* im Canadian and im going to enjoy not being a zombie eh

[@benski4987]

Sorry for everyone else

[@aclown8758]

I live in Canada wooooop

[@DarmanitanDLuffy]

happyningaturtle It’s just a joke bro.

[@rebelliousramen]

all i have to say is nope (im canadian)

[@Beantastic._.]

Seven days to die : The remix we never knew we needed

[@real.roninthomasvids]

I knew I needed it

[@gamingchickenstudios]

We knew we needed it...

[@a_forestghoul]

Coming back to this episode now that 7 Days to Die has officially announced their 1.0 launch

[@Ideas-xv7lb]

No one: Matpat: slow and steady kills the human race.

[@yusha1059]

No one This meme : isn't funny

[@Ideas-xv7lb]

@@yusha1059 it wasn't really ment to be meme or a joke just a comment to point out that matpat has said some "interesting" things over the years that when isolated can make him sound like a James Bond villan

[@leaf3478]

Love ur profile pic >.

[@clickbait1377]

America isnt sustaining the whole human race

[@liltoxy1028]

The intro instantly gave me nostalgia since like 2 seconds-

[@MINECRAFTTRUEBirchBedrockBaldw]

me too

[@seashellguy9416]

portal 2

[@theepicshifter1251]

Epidemiologists whenever this happens: Stay inside your house and lock the doors, prepare as much equipment as possible. Karens: You can't tell me what to d- "dies"

[@gameby4154]

Lol, karens and anti vaxxer will be the first to die in the zombie apocalypes

[@theepicshifter1251]

@@gameby4154 indeed

[@gameby4154]

@@theepicshifter1251 also people who are prepared for this stuff and people who got too much stuff in case of anything will survive no matter what

[@rosyowl0391]

LMAO!!!!!!

[@nylajereb4523]

@@gameby4154 its natural selection at its finest!

[@oflaM]

MatPat: We going to find the best location to hide in. Plague inc players: laughs in disease

[@aidanscott5369]

Please subscribe to me please

[@notadog7005]

no.

[@stardustlover8446]

Ikr

[@ZedaRzXD]

* Laughs in greenland *

[@ZedaRzXD]

@Foxxynban Foxy ok i'm habla hispana XD

[@abithefallenhuman921]

Don'timd me, just preparing for 2020's eventual zombie apocalypse.

[@malaiahooks2215]

same

[@anushags3185]

Good you will not get covid-19 and be safe

[@Grace-ol2id]

You say that like joke but everyday it seems more and more likely. This year has been just swell

[@DJWixel]

Keep dreaming lol

[@kristiulrich9328]

🤣

[@dublindom3720]

What I really liked about 28 days later is that the zombies starve like they would and the outbreak effectively ends itself

[@computernerdtechman]

Yea, if the Zombies starve if they don't eat brains, then the zombie apocalypse would soon end in the U.S. due to lack of brains to eat. 😜

[@Ester_...]

@@computernerdtechmanmostly because you Americans don't have brains (im kidding)

[@kitkatkittenss]

maybe the zombies would eat each other

[@darkshadow2314]

​@@kitkatkittenss what 💀

[@Perry_Neum]

A lot of the zombies would probably decompose after a few weeks too…more quickly in warmer climates. The key is to not make new ones…by…staying indoors? 😅

[@levimix7530]

Alright, so this vid has 7.7 mil views, so here’s the issue, if we assume that only 10% survive, that’s still 70,000 people, and with that many people, the Ontario area will be full, so we will all die. I’m going to Alaska.

[@imagine7964]

imagine

[@imagine7964]

Raquel De Abreu 2026 how not

[@GTFoutthere]

cant farm there

[@mikeledrew5830]

You realize Ontario has 1,076,395 square km of land right? For my American friends who are wondering, that's the combined land mass of all of Texas and California combined, or 100,000 square km bigger than the 14 combined states that make up the entire Eastern Seaboard of the United States (Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida), so if you think adding 800,000 people will make a dent in the population density of Ontario you're wrong, it takes our population density from it's current 13.6/km2 up to 14.4/km2 which basically changes nothing. 10000 more people all going to Norfolk county would make a difference, but spread throughout Ontario a full 800,000 more people is a drop in a bucket.

[@levimix7530]

Mike LeDrew I’m loving the awesome numbers. The issue is that people don’t spread out in a situation where they cannot take care of themselves. We’d be looking at a large population of people competing for resources and land. As it would Sit we’d already be dealing with things like pillagers and raiders, so to increase the population by almost 1 million people (and still rising), the risk of being attacked by the living would FAR outweigh the risk of being attacked by the dead.

[@enderdrane]

"the zombie outbreak is faster than any disease.." ronavirus: hold my beer

[@monke6912]

Its slower

[@enderdrane]

@@monke6912 do the research kid. it is slower now but if you look at when i posted this and searched up the rate of infection from the time, you would notice that it is more infectious than the zombie outbreak.

[@monke6912]

@@enderdrane china warned america and if zombies are faster why did taked so long to get to my country i am from croatia you shitass

[@monke6912]

We arent from same country i am not kid i and i know how long did it taked time to come to my country

[@enderdrane]

@@monke6912 look, it may seem that it will take time to get into the country, but in reality, it could've been right next to you before you knew that the virus existed. thats what happened with most people in large cities or small towns like mine. remember, it takes time for a virus to be identified, and takes more time to know its symptoms, and even more time to do test is you are positive or not. just keep that in mind. also, actually do the research and compare the rate of spread of the ronavirus to the zombie virus, and if your not, don't guess that the virus or whatever bad thing takes time for it to emerge, because most of the time, that is not the case what-so-ever.

[@chantal4535]

nobody: me: watching how to survive a zombie apocalypse instead of doing my online school

[@krazykupcake1547]

Once I got away with watching this video *for* school.

[@jincos--stories7501]

You too huh

[@shuliu4804]

Lel same

[@jackd.183]

Same

[@bubblyanna]

Coincidentally that is the same thing I'm doing. 🤣🤣

[@enchu7838]

if we make sure none of us are infected we could make a whole community base thingy helping each otherr

[@abbylovescats8998]

I was just thinking after we saw the population map “JUST GO TO CANDA!” This is why Canadians are the best.

[@paperclip4594]

Oof, I wanna move to canda so bad

[@arshmarahman7904]

Damn bro I'd love to go to canda

[@PercyKqv]

I agree, and I'm not even Canadian too

[@bennettam.9330]

hello on behalf of Canada we would like to say if you are nice you are welcome here. Sorry if that sounded rude but we don’t want meanies. Also I’m from Ontario so I’m safe from zombies here.

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

yeah but the government and Nestle are assholes to the natives

[@EternityGray]

"Canada gets too cold for mosquitoes" You should tell that to the mosquitoes

[@LibrarianQ]

I thought the same. Mosquitoes only hibernate in cold weather.

[@caspianhorlick4529]

I think he meant less than the rest of the world, much less.

[@Owgla]

Still too cold for them i guess.

[@dillonm913]

matpat please tell that to the mosquitos. like just leave us ALONE WE GOT SYRUP FOR BLOOD!!!

[@Connor-ONeill]

he said "gets cold enought to kill off MOST" of the insects

[@TheBossofRandom]

so.... death road to canada was right all along?

[@j0546]

Nah cuz it shares a border with us and is gonna be overrun

[@Virumyu]

Hehehehe :D I knew spending 100+ hours into this game was gonna pay off XD

[@imnotmlg4397]

I live a hour away from Norfolk :)

[@rust5427]

the boss of random I guess?

[@wisdomleader85]

Eh?

[@potato-oo8oj]

loving the intro matpat 🤣🤣

[@noahfzx]

i live toronto yay. and btw i think canadian zombies would be too nice to bite you.

[@penisparkerdeviloflamps7979]

About 90% of us are nice so long as you don't piss us off. If we're pissed off a lot of us tend to get really pissed

[@MartinD1776]

No, they'd bite you then say sorry. :D

[@multi5multible602]

Zombie:bites Me ow Zombies sorry Repeat that a couple of times AND CANADA ZOMBIES No offense

[@rubuscaplayz8026]

same

[@cole5057]

I live in Alberta, I can confirm this xd

[@Blasted_Potato]

Now that MatPat just released a new video telling 11 million people how to make a zombie apocalypse, I've gotta rewatch this so I can survive everyone trying to start the zombie apocalypse

[@ghostlylinks3422]

Survive and kill

[@HeyImDepressed]

Did no one notice how Scotland seemed pretty good aswell?

[@BulletMagnet1337]

One would think Norway would be a good option too, head into the mountains and valleys away from the costal cities.

[@markquinn7349]

Bubblegum Mania god bless Scotland

[@terrarianangel8274]

@@markquinn7349 it will sink tho because ice is melting because of global warming

[@jada7741]

@@BulletMagnet1337 but what about how cold it gets and the food, you'll also have to worry about mountain lions and the water supply, and the you'll have to worry most about the farming.

[@BulletMagnet1337]

Jadilyn Dimola Uhm... you have never been to Norway, have you? I live here, and it doesn’t have mountain lions, abundance of fresh water in the mountains, it gets cold during winter, but you have 8-9 months of growing and harvesting when inland, and you can grow food year around along the coasts if you know what to grow....

[@ricochet0928]

As someone who lives directly across from a cemetery, this kind of scenario is something that's almost constantly in the back of my mind 😂😭

[@Breifix]

Norfolk:has low population density Norfolk when the apocalypse happens: 884 people per square kilometre Game theorists:😐

[@theronanempire2290]

"Now that we know how much time we have to prepare, what do we do with that info?" *ad comes on* "Become an AARP member today!"

[@cx1168]

And that is what you do with the info on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

[@zir0nyx]

" Atlanta, Georgia" Me: I'm so screwed

[@TacoTrix]

Lunar Edits same we are both fucked

[@BeeArtsSE]

Dang. Welp, nice knowing you.

[@OldCasimir]

I live in Germany, I'm fucked too.

[@celiaolarte8617]

Same

[@blacksheep5183]

That's even where the setting of Walking Dead. But they're in Alexandria, Virginia now.

[@Edit_handle_238]

I think we all can agree that mat has all the necessary knowledge to survive pretty much any survival situation anyway mat see you in New York 😏👍

[@Frittin762]

“So there you have it, Ontario Canada” Us Ontariens say stay out

[@Sebastian-pt1tm]

Arthur Morgan nice to know my shitty county is useful in something

[@ethanmoir6830]

@@Sebastian-pt1tm nah we still usless

[@fatefulafterlife]

Sir Moir Too true. This place is still useless considering we still get news like people driving cars into houses.

[@roga2973]

Yep that’s what I thought

[@anmolsra1205]

Jordan no one says that

[@dub-jscrub-j2762]

7:24 The japanese flag is not a rising sun, it's a hypothetical zombie epidemic spreading rapidly through the US

[@eloiseprimrose2691]

Its a pie chart showing how .any people in japan are currently in japan

[@rachael8415]

Alright Antarctica. Your finally being populated.

[@someguyeban]

The coldness of antartica would be useful, as zombies would freeze to death.

[@moondust2365]

@@someguyeban Plus you could just build giant domes and put people in those domes. They'd be large and spacious as to plant crops. Also, people might need a geothermal plant in Antartica not only so that we humans can't get cold, but also so as to grow crops. As long as people's health is in check, everything else is fine.

[@moondust2365]

The nuclear power plants would blow up, several diseasters would kill other zombies, and the rest would die off naturally as viruses would eventually kill the person. And even if it wasn't like cancer, if the person wasn't able to eat properly then he/she would eventually die, especially with all the running. If they *did* eat however, which I'm assuming would only be blood and flesh, then they'd just die slower. Also if the virus allowed them to eat normally, which would be almost *IMPOSSIBLE* , the immune system would just kill them off. Unless it were to hack into the person DNA, which is even *MORE* impossible. Note: "impossible" here is used as a hyperbole for "unlikely"

[@gab3193]

Ok, *MOM GET THE SHOTGUN AND JACKETS*

[@nobrainsgames1374]

Farmland? I’m bringing 180000 stuffed Oreos and vegetables and Fish

[@TKWyyatt11]

can we just establish how beautiful and amazing mat pats voice is when hes singing like frfr it hits hard

[@prestonescola6781]

Hey Matpat! What about New Zealand? both islands have just the perfect amount of everything on these graphs. the bottom of the north island would be PERFECT for this kind of survival. not highly populated, good climate, and great agriculture! look it up if you don't believe me.

[@prestonescola6781]

plus there are no ticks, no mosquitos carrying illness, and no real predators too. No wolves, no snakes, and no spiders that can kill you.

[@prestonescola6781]

please review this and, if you feel like like it.

[@sst1ck]

But Wellington it's packed

[@lukebishop8586]

Lol I'm from New Zealand to and I was just about to make this comment

[@sushisaxophone]

You don't have a large amount of fresh water though

[@manmantuber]

ontario: is the best place to live me, who already leves there: *pathetic.*

[@just_jaz2002]

facts. especially not southern Ontario

[@navaneethjayakumar849]

Sparkler The lil bean Northeast.

[@manmantuber]

@Sparkler The lil bean good friggin luck

[@cean.8492]

That icon is blurrier than the world after I take my glasses off

[@blessedwolfNotAFurry]

ever see a zombie there? if no u know why

[@shawnwolf5961]

My question is, if zombies are mindless walkers killing whatever, why can't our military handle it? It never made sense to me that with tanks, modern day weapons, bombs, missiles, etc., that the military wouldn't be able to stop a zombie apocalypse from actually happening. What is your take on that?

[@tformerdude6788]

Look up the Battle at Yonkers (I believe) from the World War Z novel. There's your answer.

[@bipedleek241]

Tformerdude wwz as a source cannot be taken seriously considering the author knows nothing about military strategy

[@tformerdude6788]

. . . Okay, I'll give you that one.

[@MartinD1776]

Dude. If this virus infects a said amount of people... by the time it is discovered it would be too late and a city or 2 would be gone.

[@shawnwolf5961]

RiverEcho Still wouldn't be enough to overthrow the WORLD governments and military.

[@Autumn-er7rg]

If there's anything I learned, it's that zombies are real and matpat will one day flee to a place where he won't be having fans asking for an autograph

[@joemomma2040]

“ you would die in 3 hours with no shelter” Me: A Minecraft veteran who never builds a house and carry’s all of my stuff with me and last 90 Minecraft days on hard core mode.

[@piercedsiren]

Technically that's a bad strategy. You're gonna loose what you had if you die and unless you have a bed in your (limited) storage to act as a "save point" you'll be spawned right where you're from in the beginning. Let's hope you didn't go explore. Did I mention your storage is limited ? At some point you will run out of space and have to throw away things you may have wanted to keep. I doubt you spawn chest in the middle of nowhere to keep your stuff since you would hardly find them back.

[@joemomma2040]

Pierced French Siren bruh. I said on “hard core mode” . The mode that if u die, you don’t respawn.

[@tmb3392]

wait wait wait. I'm a science nerd and I know that your muscles will start to die, meaning they start deteriorating. Which in turn means that if you just wait for 1 month, under the suspicion that these zombies are like world war z zombies, not consuming only biting to spread the infection, and around 80 percent of the zombie population will be dead, out of energy to move their decaying bodies. If the zombies are not the "world war z" zombies, then the muscles will be overworked, under the assumption that they are always on the move without rest seeking hosts. This will lead to convulsions, which if their bodies are as weak and frail as the movies depict, should be enough to render most if not all of them motionless. Just a thought though. maybe this whole zombie thing is more exagerated maybe? edit: how did this get so many likes. Thanks!

[@mcmaxey6652]

AMMA personal this would probably be the case. Depending on how often they bite someone. And how quickly and often they move. We could just be looking at maybe 2 months (just to make sure any of the later bitten have died out).

[@inkysquidd9585]

yeah ive been thinking this whole time like, infected rotting human bodies would just decompose theres only so much a disease can make a body do and if that body is unable to function bc its literally falling apart itll just rot and die

[@snowshower4415]

Yep. And as time passes by, if you find a safe place to stay, the zombies will have less hosts, which will decrease their populations little faster.

[@Outdoors-and-Sports]

If you were a zombie you would die because of roting see if you are dead you can not get yourself back

[@Ventus_S]

Also they assume the airport is going to work during the zombie outbreak. No-one is going anywhere , not a zombie that's for sure.

[@bethan0l]

I live in Europe... guys I'm screwed 😂

[@9nikola]

Come to Norway, the best place to live in Europe when a zombie apocalypse is happening.

[@tablekwan]

live in Hong Kong doomed too

[@TheSwedishDoc]

* choughs * sweden * choughs * #SorryIJustHad2

[@pandintea]

Same but i live near military

[@mastermage512]

im in the uk i think i shoud be alright

[@lincolnkoller760]

" With the Great Lakes in the US" As a Canuck, I declare a war of extermination on Matpat.

[@mrsarcasm5900]

guys if anyone is reading this, and the apocalypse has started or is gonna start im headed that way, maybe we can all meet up and start a community together. it doesnt have to be everyman for himself know that your not alone

[@mamabear9467]

If it happens, meet me somewhere rural. I am a survival expert.

[@sondongpyo]

what

[@everyfiend835]

Remember, if you need to make a melee edged weapon, lawn mower blades can be a good start for a machete, sword, or spear point

[@thejudgement3817]

Is there a good meeting spot on Philippines? XD

[@ThePaperTowelBandit.]

I’ll hop on a boat after the initial outbreak and go to Canada I will be armed with a katana and a bow. We will rebuild

[@pezdispenser3400]

Mat: "But now we know how much time we have, what do we do with it?" My ad: " I play baseball..."