GameClam 3 Watchalong/Live Commentary ft. Scorpy, Wayne, Baaulp, & Trog

[@BeNotNormal]

It genuinely didn't occur to me at the time that Wayne's pauses while rotating were because he couldn't see the prompter. I figured Mistar Whyte just believed it would be rude to talk to his audience while facing away from them.

[@andrewyang3917]

😮

[@banukaii]

mistar whyte is a proper thespian....

[@EvanBguitar]

It really plays into a character so full of himself while struggling with his shitty con that he talks down to his audience and fans... on a rotating orb. Beautiful.

[@Swishiee]

Those moments were already funny, but learning that it was due to Wayne needing to see the prompter for his lines made them ten times funnier to me.

[@tTaseric]

I like this idea because he does sometimes keep talking while turned away, so I like the implication that he just randomly and arbitrarily decides to disrespect the audience.

[@super8bitvideos]

Crazy he got the arousal ending in Elden Scrollsring 7 first try

[@quietstories795]

1:43:00 is one of my favourite parts of this, not just because Baaulp is great but becuase like a week later he was live streaming summer games fest and we all watched a game announcement that was almost identical to this gag. I cant even remember what the game was

[@tTaseric]

I can't remember where, but somewhere in this stream they mention that the Gameclam 2 could only play backwards compatible games, which reveals literally all of the games in the Gameclam 2 presentation were just games they'd already released.

[@redgunnit]

Right around 56:35.

[@NefariousElasticity]

2:03:00 is the purest evidence of Baaulp's comedic genius because he made it quickly with a simple concept and it still makes me laugh so hard my tummy hurts every time I watch it again

[@giwake]

gameclam is a perfect mix of YTP editing, live improv comedy and oddly dark moments. internet funnym'n soggy hits it out of the park again in all seriousness these BTS streams are really great, i always love looking at the behind-the-scenes parts of things. i did theater tech (the behind the scenes junk of theater) a couple of years back and i really enjoyed it, and this is like theater tech in a video form!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

They taught you about the hemp?

[@Elz_und_Elz]

The collection of golf games is maybe my favorite nonrunning gameclam joke.

[@Truffle_D_Toad]

this is how i found out about the amongus angle flying video which is one of the most magical things i've ever witnessed in my 18 years of using the internet so thank you for this

[@crocketlawnchair259]

What’s the title of that video? I can’t find it

[@MatthewPherigo]

@@crocketlawnchair259I'd like to know too

[@TheBananaBox]

@@crocketlawnchair259 Valentines Among Us Fitness - A Virtual PE Workout

[@spaghettimoose2003]

PLEASEE I CANT FIND IT I NEED IT SO BADLY

[@Truffle_D_Toad]

@@spaghettimoose2003 i don't remember if i posted the link but it should be somewhere in erarg's tumblr archive

[@paranoidlizard6338]

32:39 the first time i saw anything gameclam related, i was following scorpy on twitch cause i liked the vhs viewings and i had seen other rtvs stuff like hlvrai. I saw this was live, i hopped into the stream to see what was happening, and this is all i saw. Wordless mistar white dancing on cgi background for several minutes. I left the stream and didnt learn anything more about gameclam until i watched the commentary vod for the gameclam slim months later.

[@paranoidlizard6338]

I’d say it was entirely because i saw rtvs laughing at their own jokes and reminiscing on a project they made together that i started to love gameclam

[@-Mopo]

@@paranoidlizard6338 You have been infected

[@paranoidlizard6338]

1:17:58 “I’m thinking about it right now” lives in my head rent free. I mean… i’m thinking about it right now…

[@IronRoane]

"I love Halo 3 Action Sack" has become an irreversible part of my vocabulary

[@ashtonkaid1289]

i wanted to make a Live2 shirt once but was so worried that if someone asked me what it was then i would have to explain all the layers of the joke so i didnt

[@quietstories795]

you just tell them its a band shirt, thats how i avoid awkwardness when someone asks about my pikman War Crimes shirt

[@bigbugjpeg]

i need yall to know ive been using the screenshot of Take DMT or Don't Take DMT as a way to start text adventures with friends and strangers.

[@TrashGoblin824]

I like how you call them "text adventures" instead of conversations

[@autizm0x]

i know that I'M a gameclam lover!

[@-Mopo]

hey you

[@latch_official]

the funny thing about the civ 7 trailer using the sniper rifle sound getting mulched to be a cannon. is that as someone who has played one of those huge stand up bass drums before. that's just what it sounds like when you stand next to it. i thought that was just a bass drum with bass boosting its so funny its a fuckin gun noise

[@Keeereeejou]

i was so mad i missed this stream, i used to listen to the podcast episode about Gameclam 3 so much that it fucking hasn't left my brain ever

[@miyazukini]

mr. white is filmed at almost the same angle as super mario smoking weed

[@catstorm26]

you know what you have to do

[@Swishiee]

Scorpy, would you and the RTVS crew ever consider releasing the 3D files for the Gameclam sometime? I'd love to try 3D printing my own Gameclam sometime (don't tell Mistar Whyte).

[@joniroooooo]

That Jesus trailer the first time I watched it I laughed so hard I was in pain I think I cramped up my stomach from laughing so hard

[@kropotkinnie]

the dance in this video stays in my head at all times and made me cry laughing the first time i watched it dear god

[@MintySweetea]

I can't believe they got the real Scorpius (Scorpy) from Farscape for this

[@dagothkronk348]

crichton is just like me fr (we both have a scorpy headmate)

[@MintySweetea]

@@dagothkronk348 Hell yeah

[@LukeTheFantasticMii]

It's not the same commentary from patreon. But this does have more context to the third one that patreon people didn't know. So this is the best way to know a lot

[@dex.16]

i love gameclam when will the gameclam evolution i preordered errive ive been wraitring for 2 years plus 2 houdred yeards

[@EmperorSquidysChannel]

i'm surprised at how well this one held up, i completely forgot how fucking funny that gran theft auto bit was. you can tell i was tired during this stream because i was constantly misspelling words that were right on the screen, lol.

[@jackwhite2654]

I'm so happy that Scorpy knows about T bone the clown. One of my favorite segments on Best of the Worst.

[@Fuges]

1:42:20 I never realized Jesus was supposed to be the I and I thought wayne edited it to be "am evil jesus christ"

[@bigbugjpeg]

this one is definitely my favorite gameclam, it was very magical

[@erikkingoftherats4412]

If they ever post where they got the original audio for the part around 1:37:30 pls link I'd love to hear the og

[@carrioncoyote8515]

i need it so bad

[@discdeath]

The stream outro video in this one is really beautiful to me.

[@coten]

46:38 those things must have come in clutch for the fangamer stream

[@amsie02]

CREATE PEACE OR SICK MADNESS IN YOU NATIONS

[@RANDOMBFFSHOW]

Fuck, the "How long is this one? WHAT?" I thought was scripted it was so funny.

[@ultimatepenumbra]

as i was watching the gameclam commentaries as well oh my god

[@scrunghole]

YES!!! LET’S FUCKING GO

[@unluckychloe13]

gameclam is da best

[@DumbWolfPerson]

clamegram!!!!!!‼️

[@paranoidlizard6338]

Ive been waiting for this commentary ever since i saw mistar whyte break into a person’s house

[@plushs]

1:40:20 more than anything else i have always wanted to know why wayne chose the tetsuo soundtrack for this trailer

[@rainydayjules]

shouts out to the Fiverr dude who played the news reporter, I hope he got a kick out of performing such a weird script!!

[@TheSKillTron]

I swear to god, watching this stream back in the days gave me one of my weirdest dreams ever: A presentation of a racing game with steering wheel setup an everything. Cue the announcer: "To get ready to play, we have to get in the right position for a succulent experience. Step 1. Hold onto the handles on both sides of the device Step 2. Adjust the height of your seat 9.52 cm down Step 3. Adjust the height of your seat 4.12 cm up Step 4. Adjust the height of your seat 100.3 cm down And for our final step: Use the straps provided by grandma to adjust your seat 30.4 cm up. Now you are ready to play Love all your stuff, 10/10 would decent into madness again

[@TrashGoblin824]

This sounds like the kind of inconvenient and awkward setup that the crew would actually write, good job

[@junnponn]

im gonna cry thats amazing dude

[@Spoocecow]

1:33:08 "I might be popping off in the chat at the top right" >>>>>>>>> "mcdonalds adventure core" ya boy is all over this mcdonalds treasureland debug shit. hell yea and thank you

[@frogostar]

rtvs my beloved

[@dpurut]

oh hell yes ….

[@tinycandleman]

I sure hope my sucks stay knocked on today. It'd be a shame if they got knocked off.

[@MarabouPatriot]

36:18 Lightbulb man

[@Zanix_IV]

it is not yet time for fish gaming

[@maimonideez]

1:05:35 isn’t cumbersome slimconsole the guy from bbc sherlock

[@whichisinteresting]

No his name is slimconsole cumbersome. I see why you would confuse the two though

[@zajajaja]

1:54:35 Wait, is Mike the person behind @ClassicsOfGame ???

[@twibz4629]

so sad this didnt work out and that nations of madness being announced for other consoles at gamescom

[@MT-ur5dp]

1:03:38 I think I had this game as a kid.

[@enorma_stits]

omg i recognize the outro music

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

1:16:00 i honestly thought you just ripped the audio from the ending of Idiots of Gmod 2 and washed it out and used that as the version of the 1812 overture instead

[@h3llthing]

I didn’t catch in the commentary who did the vocals for the gameclam song!! Does anyone know offhand?

[@Guymanbot97]

Iirc from when they talked about it on their podcast, she's just a friend of the crew that just so happens to be REALLY good at singing.

[@fishapods]

Her name is Kallitechnis

[@banksyhomedepot]

KALLITECHNIS

[@h3llthing]

@@Guymanbot97 Thank you!

[@roboslacker5593]

Could you release a standalone version of the gameclam song?

[@ashtonkaid1289]

also wait was this the stream where baaulp made a joke about chappel roan being added to multiversus because i cannot find the clip of him making that joke

[@silverkenesis]

hello if anyone knows the very first music playing at the very beginning during the wait for the stream to start lmk… shazam is not on my side today

[@a52productions]

am i going nuts or did they already release a behind the scenes on gameclam three? im sure i watched it but now i cant find it. edit: i think it was the podcast episode

[@elchistosito8101]

It was a bonus Where Do We Begin podcast episode BUT there is a video version with BTS visuals on the Scorpens Patreon. This is why you can here Wayne saying "I need a cover up" at some point in the podcast version; it is just the audio of the Patreon video version, with that part specifically being a clip of the spinner failing to work after the 5 minute dance intro.

[@real-lacey]

does anyone have a link to the fucking original french political ad they used for the civ trailer. i need it desperately

[@chippler5822]

Hi scorpy