Why do these people need so many eggs | Cooking Live!

[@tenorfab]

Arin: Its a themed restaurant Dan: Yeah, the theme is "did not pass the health inspection."

[@KairuHakubi]

Dan's so good at those set-up zingers.

[@ramenluver2098]

Theme is “Condemned” 😂

[@hammo-og]

Would REALLY love an animation for "Arin what... Is this?" "This is my bedroom." "It looks like it. Why are we here?"

[@nachoninja23]

😂

[@Lancealot20]

I second this 😂

[@twochicks23]

Anthony?

[@sargentdemers1008]

Mom?

[@Nok1me]

DONKEY!

[@mister.batman]

I love Dan's hatred of that doormat

[@andrewjenkins9965]

It really is just... an awful doormat.

[@CharayedBBQ]

@@andrewjenkins9965 ikr

[@Archgeek0]

It's gonna suck forever now.

[@maintaint3003]

...But when you think about it, dog, if you really think about it tho... That doormat is the player character.

[@sleepyote]

I'm playing the game now and it's taking forever the change the damn mat Edit: it's after the window seat, it's with the hanger because it comes with the doormat I guess??

[@nekomancer47]

Idk why, but the instant the game started with the “this is Leah! She wants to open a restaurant” thing or whatever, I thought Arin was setting Dan up for another one of those games that seem cute and chill on the surface but then end up being a horror game Like, 20 minutes from then they’d be serving up BLTs to eldritch abominations while Leah’s stillborn son’s ghost haunts her from the corner or some shit

[@liahuribe2126]

More games should lie to you. You think are just starting a restaurant and cooking burgers but in reality you are a cannibal

[@ethanwilde4716]

​@@liahuribe2126sounds like that one game where you are cooking food, killing people and cleaning up after yourself

[@taewae]

omg i thought the same exact thing, it definitely gave "this game will betray you" vibes lmao

[@ryrybones]

I had a similar feeling of dread. This comment made me crease XD

[@EmperorSeth]

Well, shit, now I want that that game.

[@Wrigglevision]

So uhhhhhh I kinda want to see Arin tackle the Cooking Mama games now.

[@sleepyote]

The original DS games

[@TheMetalCorpser]

Pretty sure GG did a vid way back in the day of a Cooking Mama game. Think it was a VS one.

[@avatardecadewho]

@@TheMetalCorpser yup, it gave us the classic Dunion rings bit

[@TheMetalCorpser]

@@avatardecadewho I think Dan kept struggling with the controls too. lol

[@mikebrogan3242]

Yes please

[@ShinyGlass57]

I kinda want a second episode... to see if the doormat ever changes.

[@TheSuperboy139]

i played the game and I gotta say yes the doormat changes ^^

[@ShrubLawn]

It's literally the next upgrade after they stopped

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

I know I'm pretty late but, I wouldn't want it to change if I'm being honest. It's personally grew on me.

[@Violet-Storm]

@@marijuanaknowsomething6743 it grew on you the way mold and infectious diseases are growing on it

[@TimothySHaddad]

"WOULD YOU COOK MY CAT" really got me holy crap

[@Jagger-Tyr_13]

Will you cook my cat NOW??? 🤣

[@morrisbeauregard286]

I thought that they were just serving the same 6 customers over and over, but then two of the guy with glasses appeared at the same time, meaning that they are, in fact, serving hundreds of clones of the same 6 people, which just leaves me with more questions than I had originally.

[@beep_beep_]

We need a game theory on this immediately, there's lore to unpack

[@BreadLady]

This is the truth about Amsterdam that nobody wants revealed. Everyone is a clone of any one of those 6 people.

[@jamesthiel2628]

Clones gotta eat too.

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s a staple of this game genre. They can’t put that much time and effort into infinite customers, so they make like 6

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

I love that your mind skipped over the possibility of them being identical twins, and immediately came to the conclusion that all of the customers are clones. Honestly, I kind of respect that.

[@kara6765]

26:13 I’ve never understood anything more than when Dan said he knows movie lines word for word because it’s stored in the bong resin clogged section of his brain 🫶

[@ActualHumanMigz]

"Complain more to get food faster" couldn't be any more accurate in the industry.

[@MJFallout]

Once your Karen level is over 9.000 food starts to break causality and arrive before you've even ordered it.

[@Flitybubu]

I just go slower really.

[@walnzell9328]

Not responsible for undercooked food. Unless you scream loud enough.

[@L33PL4Y]

And therein lies the entire problem with the world: people reward bad behavior and punish good behavior.

[@AndiLang8146]

Makes sense that service industry workers would just want the complainer to leave as soon as possible so they don't have to deal with their shit any longer than they have to. Problem is of course the complainer then thinks they made their point and walks away smugly.

[@bin_bun_09]

I feel like this video beautifully demonstrates the differences between ADHD and OCD

[@sleepyote]

The story of my boyfriend's (ADHD) and I's (OCD) life.

[@claireolsen2846]

​@@sleepyote dude, it's flipped for me and my partner. ADHD here, clinical OCD him. Their differences are so similar to ours. Watching the Grumps be each other's antimatter has become our daily routine so we can laughcry. 😂

[@flutterfox8864]

As someone who has both…yes 😂

[@georgerobins4110]

“For god’s sake, get a new door mat”

[@squallsrapture]

This game sure is every mobile game I play one day and then forget about forever.

[@cr1197]

fr. It must be one company that keeps churning out all these garbage games, because they are all so similar. Both functionally and aesthetically.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I have six on my phone. I keep meaning to get back to them but they get so hard I just download a fresh one 😅

[@PiercingSight]

Dan: "Is this made for a phone?" The game: "Tap to continue."

[@DeathnoteBB]

I thought this sort of game was only available on phones

[@thegothaunt]

I'm not kidding when I say I could watch you play this game for 8 hours straight It's great in the background but I have also not focused on something so intently in ages 😂

[@lexamona96]

Same ❤️

[@bradoliver9324]

It's got big "frequent daydreamer stay at home mom who kind of regrets having kids but still kicks ass as a mom nevertheless and plays this in her 30 spare minutes a day" vibes. But for some reason, Arin and Dan playing it just feels right.

[@Itzaric]

I also tried to watch it as background but it just sucked in my full attention lol

[@erikpartolan8791]

Arin saying "I'm..... hhhhaard" without realizing what he just said is sending me

[@L33PL4Y]

...What do you mean without realizing? He definitely said that on purpose to be funny.

[@throwwway9152]

This game made me think the grumps really need to play cooking companions, it'd be really funny to see their unspoiled reactions

[@wumbology6072]

Agree!!

[@olivia-nq7ry]

I loved cooking companions omg, plus it’s not so long that they’d get bored

[@Chris_W]

Oh I absolutely need to see that!

[@renoia3067]

"is this a scary game, Arin?" "no, Dan"

[@corbinjosephson5306]

holy fuck yes

[@KhanaHatake]

Arin getting sucked into making "let's go" his new catchphrase is hilarous

[@ColorfulHelices]

Danny calling Arnold a stupid fucking bastard right as he completed his 10,000IQ play was the funniest and most visceral chastise in recent grump history goddamn

[@waffleauflauf4213]

Dan vs The Doormat- the most riveting beef of 2023

[@smugsneasel]

To answer the question in the title Arin, it's because these are trying times.

[@sleepyote]

🥚

[@JaySay]

​@@sleepyote Thank you, Daddy Devito

[@Howuf]

More like frying times.

[@yotuba9493]

No, these are *frying* times

[@yotuba9493]

​@@Howufdamn I just saw this

[@thedudeabides6786]

Whenever they start singing, I immediately get excited for the incoming Sbassbear version

[@JerryLoffelbein]

This reminds me a bit of that Jingle Grumps game where it's an outside restaurant during Winter, and their kid is supposed to be an angel in some sort of play. Just remember Dan being sassy and saying "Oh. 2 whole cakes for you, honey?" to a random patron.

[@sleepyote]

Delicious Emily's Christmas Carol

[@davidwebster6081]

@@sleepyote A real all-timer, honestly.

[@madaskueuchiha]

Oh my god you just unlocked a memory for me

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

I literally bought and played a whole 8 pack of those games after I saw them play it. They're fantastic.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I loved that. My favorite moments are when they just mock whatever is happening

[@paralegalerika_s6389]

We need another episode just to see if they EVER get the doormat!

[@ActualHumanMigz]

As for the nonstick bit, the only thing I could think the developer meant is that on most normal pans, food that waits in the pan even on low heat can continue to caramelize or even char. Nonstick slows that caramelization.

[@ronnie9882]

Arin ; orders tomato upgrade Arin not even 5 minutes later: what is this package ? Oh cool tomatoes !

[@DeathnoteBB]

He’s got ADHD

[@gingermallow]

I love hearing them discuss interior décor with all seriousness

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

I just suddenly remembered my old boss at the restaurant I used to work at always telling us to play games like this to practice working there, and we thought he was kidding for so long but he was dead serious.

[@sleepyote]

I didn't think they'd ever play mobile games lol

[@DanielDeLeon69]

ROMAN REIGNS VS

[@nathanlawrence2484]

​@Darktion this coming from the guy with less subs and crappier content

[@JaySay]

​@@nathanlawrence2484 they're just a spamming troll. Report them and force them to go away, they don't care what you reply to them anyway.

[@senatorsparky]

They play endless shovelware but somehow refuse to play more Zelda, Sonic, Mega Man, Mario Party, or return to any other acclaimed series of the past

[@sleepyote]

​@@senatorsparky they do play Mario Party

[@aburke722]

At first I was like "are they seriously playing a mobile game wtf" but now I kinda want more

[@xmiunax4385]

Justin from supremega?

[@dmdiamond220]

Dan pivoting so quickly from "You stupid fucking bastard" to "You're good, man" had me dying

[@masterklaw4527]

11:43 "I'd love to 'relax', but it feels like you're stabbing me with a 'real-axe'!" Never change, Danny.

[@MrAishoka]

The nasty doormat and chair with everything else all nice and upgraded is killing me 💀

[@flamemorningstar]

my heart DROPPED when arin spent the gems on fucking tomatoes of all things

[@drake7754]

Came here to say this lol here's a timestamp 13:01

[@TheRealChosenDragon]

im with dan on the "rat infested" door mat

[@cylondorado4582]

They HAVE to play this some more, I need to know if they ever replace that door mat.

[@omartaveras165]

I wanna see more of this game so much! I like the whole made up narrative that Arin and Dan give each of the characters, and I know how hectic these games tend to get later on

[@moosebear6743]

I love cozy games like these, it also makes me laugh when they make songs based off what they are doing :)

[@chunkylover5367]

I love when the Grumps play "cozy" games like these, but these smart phone games need to all burn in hell.

[@jonathanwilson7949]

It feels like you guys are going back to the early days of GG with all these random games you’re playing and I’m all for it ☺️

[@INDAREVISH]

If this becomes a series, I am calling it, the comp will be the best sleep aid ever

[@mariya_tortilla]

dan just taking a verbal lashing out on arin is hilarious

[@CoolsTorrey]

i love that arins go to voice for a service worker is Skeletor. brings such a wonderful mental image

[@CreepyMisfit7]

I want more of this. It was so chill and relaxing.

[@ExploDjinn]

Robots are the ones who ask whether you're a robot and give you captcha quizzes because they want to learn how to pass as human.

[@Jagger-Tyr_13]

13:00 John Mullaney actually did a standup bit about robots asking if your a robot 🤣

[@sweetpea2604]

“I smell a robot!”

[@nucckcry]

Arin and danny are too fucking funny

[@someonewithafox]

*Two because they're two... both in age and individual people.

[@kage9719]

​@Darktion do people like you get off on embarrassing yourselves, orrrr

[@Wintrraven]

That Arnold and Donald always making us laugh fr

[@andrewjenkins9965]

They should do some kind of comedy show. On KZbin, perhaps.

[@nucckcry]

@@andrewjenkins9965 i would 100% go

[@minguad]

I'd love to see more of this game as it gets more and more complex and Arin starts to spiral.

[@oisinmurphy8242]

I love the fact that you can really see spassbear has made them sing more just so we can get content for the annual (if annual) spassbear comps ✨🐻

[@holidayin7962]

I have never felt a stronger connection with a stranger than when Arin held up 6 fingers and had to look at them to make sure they were actually 6. God bless you guys!

[@glarryg2318]

Game Grumps: come for the chicken-based horror, stay for the horse and restaurant simulations.

[@jadaz5818]

15:10 is it just me or does Arin sound like that seal that goes "L'EGG"

[@marsfeathers]

Oh my god this episode is euphoria for someone VERY stoned. The visuals are so pleasing and brightly colored and it keeps being so fucking funny

[@darthtalyn]

This whole game plays like a Hallmark Christmas movie. Waiiiiit a minute. How do we get Dan and Arin to sit through one and razz the shit out of it? I NEEDS THIS.

[@ixylitch]

How happy the grumps are during this episode really sparks joy, that doormat however does not

[@megaman7010]

Oooh time management games seem like a whole different kind of hell for Arin.

[@GhostBouDB]

26:49 And now we wait for Sbassbear

[@shiny5556]

Dan: Is this meant for phones? Screen: Please tap to continue

[@SaltWaterDrums]

9:45 Idk how Dan came up with that Counting Crows reference that fast. Love when they reference music.

[@Quinntenable]

I would love a second episode - I love when Derwin and Annie make the funny voices.

[@danybf99]

somehow this was exactly what i needed from the grumps today. thank you

[@maintaint3003]

"Sorry, we're closed." "But I already ordered." "Closed!" "But I just..." "Clo-!" "'I'll give..." "-Sed!"

[@YetiUprising]

6:10 uh oh Arin doesn't know phone games aren't really video games, they're useless money vacuums to pass time on the shitter.

[@joakimeltocho5312]

sadly due to capitalism that is what most games are not only phone games

[@paralegalerika_s6389]

Dan losing it over the doormat was hilarious!!!!

[@TheAubelisk]

Ouch I hope your eye gets better Arin, God bless. 😟

[@VoidPhantom0917]

Subconjunctival Hemorrhage, usually heals in 1-2 weeks. He'll be fine, Arin just needs sleep and to lay off the energy drinks.

[@drake7754]

20:15 Arin completes the lady's order and then proceeds to say she went without eating again 🙄 I mean, I get it; this game takes more attention than Arin has to give to any video game. At least he's having a good time. 24:46 Arin's song that leads into perfect Billy Madison quote by Dan (best part of this episode)

[@Spiffier]

Day 5 of asking Arin to put $2 into Dan’s 401k

[@remymomo]

IM CACKLING

[@taRATulaz]

only acceptable version of this trend

[@TAPEH3AD]

Fr Dan could collapse any day now :(

[@wolfey1579]

Lame

[@taRATulaz]

@@wolfey1579 must be hard when not many people care about your opinion

[@rylivingthepast]

this type of grump video is honestly really satisfying lol like both the idle gaming + shit talking

[@FlinnyWinny]

I'm convinced this is about two lesbians running away together and starting their own restaurant after one of them finally managed to escape their toxic husband.

[@Itsanit_Isnt_It]

love imagining the grumps as like chefs/servers/interior decorators in this restaurant just like awkwardly staring at micheal and jane when they have their arguments

[@IncapableLP]

"They want multiple shit a day!" - Arin Hanson 2023

[@blackroses38]

Definitely need another from this. It's fun seeing the chaotic energy when making the food lol

[@Koopacake]

Petition for the Grumps to play Papa Louie games

[@mitchellthomas368]

The Busta Rhymes quote at 14:36 is from A Tribe Called Quest, Steppin it up. Classic!

[@DarkZero2588]

THANK YOU!

[@mitchellthomas368]

@DarkZero2588 much love! Took me a min to remember. I knew excatly what he was taking about but couldn't for the life of me remember the name. As SOON as I googled it I was transported back to 98' in middle school blasting this in the gym locker room getting hyped 😆 🤣 😂 enjoy!

[@jamieg6173]

this was so satisfying to watch but these games always stress me out if I'm the one playing lol, keep up the good work grumpy boys! (and much love to your team as well!) 💖

[@Kingskid-ci8tf]

PLEASE do full series of this!! I need to see how it turns out🥳

[@TessuDraws]

This was like... Unexpectedly fun. I wouldn't mind at all if they did another episode

[@alexaurorus9767]

Just leaving a comment here for when there’s inevitably an amazing Sbassbear remix of all the singing they do in this episode

[@alexaurorus9767]

@Sbassbear if you're looking for something for part 5 👀 Amazing job on part 4!!!

[@BenjaminRegen]

Also I have to nominate nasty-ass chair for the next Starbomb album. Such smooth vibes!

[@BlindTomoe]

this was a super relaxing episode! loved it

[@connormurphy6393]

There's something about watching them play this game that was really fun, I would love to see a second episode!

[@Flaris]

You know this is the kind of place I could see Skeletor working at.

[@COBRA-PUNK]

"Myahhh! Of COURSE I'll cook your cat!"

[@benjaminmassey7260]

I love that the green symbol on the wall is the symbol from Harvester. They're still in the simulation.

[@leahharley4967]

I had this on in the background while I was studying. You will never know how shocked I felt when they said my name. It caught me so off guard lmao.

[@artbabbit900]

29:58 I really hope this gets turned into a sbassbear remix

[@matthewjoslin6777]

Arin promoting Nord VPN so hard he popped a blood vessel

[@jamievee8375]

Would love to see more of this game for sure it’s just so pleasing

[@thelastwindwaker7948]

"I wanted to be safe, so I ordered a gross."

[@judycarlsson]

It's when the cupcakes come in u know its really a mobilegame. You need the 2 thumbs to click everything🤣

[@AGR04]

Please play more of this, it's so satisfying 🥺

[@coopdakeep]

To this day, that rug is still haunting the restaurant. It breaks my heart

[@Smallerbrandon]

OH NO ITS ONE OF THESE

[@DaraMartinez0819]

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE play more of this!!! I'm way too obsessed with these specific mobile games lol this made me so happy

[@Dronsie]

i would watch 100 more episodes of this. dan needs that new mat!!!!

[@707Honeypot]

Im so excited for sbassbear to make a remix of Arin and Dan cooking

[@HxzerSinful]

Seeing that Ad, Arin get some sleep my guy.

[@doeyjetiege2274]

The rap dan remembers is Steppin' it up if anyone's curious

[@felixcatnapping]

Panic at the cooking station.

[@origamiswami6272]

This is making me nostalgic for the old "Papa's X-eria" flash games

[@PeacefulAutistic]

The boys are playing mobile-esque games now.

[@jontheartist]

i realy enjoyed that please do another episode. i need to see the doormat upgrade and if mike and jane get together again.

[@michalsliwczak]

As much as I still believe it would be a blast for everyone involved if Dan and Arin played West of Loathing - if mobile games are on the table then perhaps one of the Papa's series would be a fun idea? :) Like Papa's Cluckeria or any of the older ones

[@BoyChickenMan]

That would be sickk! They're humor totally matches West of Loathing!