My cloachy breaky heart | Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore

Dan encounters his first test: a hot cat woman.
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[@GameGrumps]

We will finish Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore on April 18th in one episode!

[@blindshot86]

LFG!!!!!!

[@m0rkim00]

Poggers

[@louderthanwcrds]

// HELL YEAHHH!! 😄🤩

[@matthew-epurnell1610]

THANK YOU! Please play more games like this in 2024. 😊

[@legomojo]

I watch KZbin on my TV so I can’t comment but at the end I whipped out my phone just to come and say you HAVE to finish this. I’m glad you’ve made the right call. Now, what about Dangonrompa 3? 😂

[@squishyfaun]

25:53 Her garden and home is legit, she wasn't paid by the government to make her vlogs at all. It mainly was just something she did mostly to provide to her grandmother. The reason why Li Ziqi stop making videos was due to a legal dispute with her business partners that took more percentage of her name brand. She didn't want her name to be commercialize and sued the Hangzhou Weinian and has finally regain 99% of her brand. As of now, she is either taking a further hiatus to manage the IP and taking care of her grandmother or doesn't want to be in the spotlight anymore.

[@BrandiCouch]

Thank you!

[@DreammasterFTW]

Did anybody else notice at 00:40 that when Dan says, "you just gave yourself the beat" it was 100% on the beat LOL

[@resileaf9501]

I did, it was amazing.

[@sedox3145]

*pfft-p-kah* "you-just-gave-your-self-a-beat" Sbassbear better get ready

[@Bill-lt5qf]

i didn't, thank you

[@TheRealBatabii]

Checked the comments specifically for this one.

[@XneverstopfightingX]

I call it “the musicians curse”, after hours of practicing to a metronome and training yourself to be in time, your brain automatically starts doing things in time to whatever beat or music is playing at that current moment. I’ve seen it happen over and over again with my other musician friends.

[@jajajasputin8927]

"If I'm preaching you better pray" is a raw line i wasn't ready for

[@skippythealien9627]

"Arin, if you kill this cat woman...i'm walking out of this room and never speaking to you again."

[@ryanaspelund9247]

On par with Kratos’ “Death can have me when it earns me”

[@icarus4302]

Timestamp?

[@mresauclayton]

I look forward to sleeping to a compilation, waking up to the 'Three' bit, laughing, and promptly falling back to sleep.

[@liongus]

Dan: "Dear Diary: I met a scarecrow, fucking killed him Then i met a cat lady, fucking killed her Sweet dreams, diaryyyy, love youuuu." My head: "Dear new diary, i killed my previous diary, it knew too much"

[@resileaf9501]

Oh, that's a good bit XD

[@TheLiesOfReality]

Dear diary, if you snitch on anyone about what I told you today, you will also meet your fate xoxo

[@DaveYognaut]

top tier 👏

[@Donttrustthatburger5144]

Changed my notification sound to the Grumps saying "You got the thing!" So now the Grumps tell me when Grumps drop

[@kemeticist]

But is the burger trustworthy?

[@Xyzyxx]

Similarly, the Metroid item jingle can be set to "We will play some music now because you got the thing"

[@daniellaphoenix2656]

I absolutely love this lmao

[@jenniferjasso0918]

? How?????? this is so cool!

[@Zaxtur]

I've thought about doing this with Dan's "Boop boop bop boop beep" robot noise he does from time to time.

[@Graymage69420]

They didn’t notice the scarecrows name was Cornrad

[@Gurgeloid772]

Loving this playthrough. Arin struggling to get that candle while Dan tells his "plumber" story had my sides splitting.😂

[@DavidLopez-fo7yc]

Because the big sign of no music and first thing Arin did was use the flute 😂

[@SheaWaiteAMDG]

I thought Dan explained how sharks give birth at one point. He said to imagine you were being chased by a shark and suddenly there were two sharks I think

[@BetterThanVegas]

He did during one of the Endless Ocean games. Since they kept seeing sharks they were curious how they gave birth and it's just, just terrifying.

[@DollyBoppers]

Thank you for continuing to play this amazing gem

[@masterxl97]

More like this JEWEL! Of… Faramore… … Anyways…

[@ColderBrother98]

You misspelled "this boring garbage"

[@Mr.Meowgical]

@@ColderBrother98 Weird that you feel it's necessary to talk like that, even if you don't like this playthrough. Your opinion is obviously outweighed, and trying to convince other people of it in spite of that is just you making an excuse to be an ass. You don't need to be here, no one is forcing you.

[@louderthanwcrds]

// ONE - nothing wrong with three! TWO - nothing wrong with three! THREE - three's already three! FOOOUR! 😂 i have gained a new vocal stim - thanks danny,, 😅🤣

[@alexandritegreenhouse305]

I had to rewatch this part at least *3* times 😏 before I felt satisfied, I will absolutely stimming with this in the future as well

[@anthonybalista7421]

I legit laughed harder than Arin did when this part happened 😂.

[@outrun9951]

Reminds me of Bodies by Drowning Pool. 1. Nothing wrong with me 2. Nothing wrong with me 3. Nothing wrong with me 4. Nothing wrong with me 1. Somethings got to give 2. Somethings got to give 3. Somethings got to give NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@anthonybalista7421]

@@outrun9951 That's uh...that's the point lol.

[@outrun9951]

@@anthonybalista7421 lol

[@kefkaexdeath]

god the way arzette blushes at the ice lady

[@kefkaexdeath]

she did that for us

[@abbyelectric]

Real talk, this game's music is absolutely stellar. It's so faithful to the actual CDi (and Sega CD too, actually) sounds while also being actually really good. I also love the references to real CDi games in the special areas (for example, the door-closing minigame is just Hotel Mario). It feels like a love letter.

[@MoonlitLycan]

A lot of the sound effects are reused from the CD-i titles too even. The bell is the exact same one heard during the infamous "I wonder what's for dinner" line from Faces of Evil, one of the sounds is the same sound made when Mario gets sucked up the warp pipe in Hotel Mario, and the damage sound effects are all the same as those heard in Faces of Evil and Wand of Gamelon too.

[@TheSpartan013]

The music was done by a awesome chiptune artist named Button Masher (@_buttonmasher). Their music is amazing and their channel is highly underrated.

[@deepstothepeeps]

I'm loving these Arzette videos! Please continue to the end! If you can finish Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil, you can finish this.

[@GameGrumps]

You got it! We'll do one big episode on April 18th to finish the game!

[@vigorouslethargy]

​@@GameGrumps Hey, my birthday episode will be the finale for the series, nice.

[@Zepy171]

18:19 The 3 song

[@CalebratedGamer93]

Thank you!

[@L33PL4Y]

I mean, you could also just go right to the end of the video where it repeats.

[@Jeanette.P]

I was looking for this, thanks

[@GravytheKlawf]

The line "pull on the new flesh like they were borrowed gloves..." is from the novel "Altered Carbon".

[@anongentry2269]

He said it so casually and I thought we were about to find out Arin is into deep cut sci-fi and/or Gunship. Nope, many more references. Only heard about it, is Altered Carbon the series or is Woken Furies?

[@NightShade1218]

I'm upset that Dan and Arin never noticed that the Scarecrow's name isn't Conrad. It's CORN-rad.

[@Nicholas_Steel]

That's what happens when you're too buys following a walkthrough and zoning out on the game.

[@Wheeler18]

0:40 Dan perfectly dropped that bar on beat "you just gave yourself a beat"

[@Reeykz]

I think the type of birth sharks have is called "Ovoviviparity". I do believe this also happens in some snakes and amphibians, but I don't recall which ones specifically as I only learned it in high school like 7 years ago

[@makethefiregrow]

Sbassbear has material for a lifetime with this series only

[@evanmccarville4664]

I like how going off of something Dan said on a whim, we can figure out this was recorded at sometime around them playing case 4 in JFA, what a neat glance into the future.

[@Commodore128]

I love how some of the bonus stages are modeled after Hotel Mario. The CDi references don't stop!

[@thelaughingrouge]

Reset the "Arin beatboxes" clock.

[@burnin8able]

the entire time Arin is desperately trying to jump up to get the candle is amazing, seeing as he destroyed the platforms he needed to get up there before he even realized what he was doing.

[@Xentipiiides]

14:24 immediately after she shattered i went "good!" in the zelda voice, and then arin went "good!" in the zelda voice. glad we had the same thought.

[@silversugar2140]

Same! °w°

[@Parscuit]

18:43 Dan unintentionally added a verse to ‘I Can Only Count to Four’ by Psychostick. It’s a parody of Bodies too, you should check them out, they’re so funny

[@chillcreep4926]

Such a good parody (and a good band)

[@cryptiddy]

"Thats a great cat right there" is the short Arin's referring to if anyone was looking

[@OliveCupcakes]

takes a pet like no prawblem

[@LilacLynxtress]

I love that video! Bostonian man meets bodega cat! “Takes a pat like no PRA-blem. That’s a great cat right there” 7:08

[@jacobknox1119]

Dan saying "It's thursday." at the end guaranteed this to come out on a thursday

[@NIX-FLIX]

0:43 that was perfect

[@cjrobinson210]

Arzette is really what I needed today.

[@184Switch]

Did not expect Old Gregg to make it over the seas, love a bit of Boosh. Also, there was a Bodies parody called 'I can only count to 4', which is way too well done for a meme lol

[@dethtroy2185]

i'm just glad i got to see your reactions to the scarecrow boss, seriously the sound of a gun being loaded when he pulls up his smoke pipe was both funny and really messed up to me so much.

[@GentleIceZ]

3:35 Kind of a shame the grumps missed what the flute sounds like cause I about died laughing when I first used it

[@Seano23]

I love this series but for whatever reason it’s name in my head is just “Arzette: the family jewels”😂

[@mikeythearchangel]

“Creatures are beautiful… they weren’t meant to be in pain.” - Arin Hanson 😢this is one of the most beautiful things I ever heard you say dude. Bless your heart big cat ❤

[@zacharymicah]

Dan's shout out to Psychostick and their "I Can Only Count to Four" was awesome!

[@rare80]

Three is already three.

[@Engitainment]

For those wondering (including the Grumps), last mention from Liziqi (think that's the spelling) was she was still in legal battles regarding ownership/monetization of her content.

[@waywardjellyfish8353]

i just read up on it and i saw shed finally gained majority ownership of her content and may be coming back at some point. i only read one article so take that as you will. it was dated for December of 2022, so im sure theres probably more news out on it. i hope things work out for her, i love her vids

[@coldbru-on-ice]

I love her videos too. And I hope whoever did that to her sees some form of justice, whether it be legal or karmic or both

[@Engitainment]

@@waywardjellyfish8353 Ah good, so at least she's got that far in the process!

[@loganl3746]

I really hope she does come back. I loved her videos and it genuinely made me appreciate Szechuan cuisine

[@Narutosonicrule1245]

I was so happy to hear that they settled, and I know she wanted to come back, I hope she and her grandma are doing well, hoping she's back soon, and you did spell it right

[@KRDiStort]

Please finish this game! There's still some great cutscenes to see.

[@EvilCrash3000]

Arin will fall in love with the demon girl

[@gilesmasterson2642]

Please keep playing Arztte! I love the game play and your hilarious banter! Keep it coming!!!

[@misterknite]

The music in this game is SO GOOD! Jake Silverman/Button Masher absolutely rules!

[@Levyathyn]

Dude that crow was incredible. I love a lot of the goofy characters in this game, but that crow 'facing his greatest fear' and doing a backhop was great. How goddamned charming.

[@reaganmoore27]

I love that Arin knows about the “takes a pet like no problem” guy and the “schmear of poop” guy

[@Bahbyhruh]

"Three's already three!" So random but oh so funny

[@williambogan1401]

I want to see more episodes so I can see Arin try and snag that one candle like my pet cat when I'm holding catnip.

[@That_Deuce]

I do like how casual you guys are with Arzette, and it seems like you are having fun. I would love to see you continue to play the game, and if the both of you are enjoying the gameplay, keep on keeping on.

[@JohnConstantine666]

I love Arzette keep playing this game please

[@miloistaken5876]

1:10 I almost didn’t realize the old man was voice acted because it just sounded like a continuation of the voice Dan was doing🤣

[@SecretAsianMan2222]

"I noticed that, but I didn't retain it." Is literally Arin playing every video game ever.

[@LurkerintheLibrary]

The second he said Janine... I had Guraffalo flash-backs....

[@ocean.m5642]

Roll the intro again

[@TylerNovakYT]

What an expedition that was.

[@Kaiveran]

ExpeDICKtion?!

[@stormysketches7600]

I’m so invested, I hope they continue!

[@Amins88]

"Hey, I'm Cloacin' over here!"

[@Sayne7]

eyy oh eyy calm down, i'm cloacin' in my boots

[@BlueAmpharos]

Arzette blushing from an ice queen isn't something I expected but it's adorable.

[@zephiel70]

The fking refractiony period bit put me on the floor 😂

[@RedbeardRookie]

Arin "I cant pick up context clues in games " Hansen strikes again trying to grab that candle at the end.

[@peepzluvem]

If spacebear doesn't grab that golden freestyle rap in the beginning I'm gonna riot

[@reagansido5823]

"Phoenix Wright has too many creepy old men. at least Arzette doesn't have any of those- AW FU*K!"

[@TheRealBatabii]

That's not how censorship works.

[@brycejohnson1480]

Play Sam & Max: Save the World (Re-mastered) next! The game is fully VA, but it is comedy from intro to credits, it will give you plenty to play off of. Arin won't even need a walkthrough, it's a very well designed adventure game.

[@Amins88]

Arzette is the one series currently that I look forward to. Do NOT give it up!

[@Zoly_Elazul]

My grandpa loved this episode!

[@analogicparadox]

Get ready cause he's about to get a *grandkiss!*

[@EvilCrash3000]

Wholesome moment

[@k.wienus]

the word cloacae has come more into my life in the last few weeks between game grumps and fhjy

[@sagenod440]

“Creatures are so…wonderful”

[@ProfessorMetalhead1]

As a fan of both NSP and Psychostick, any time I see one name drop the other on socials, it makes me want the joint tour that much more. 😲

[@McStabYou]

So happy that Dan is aware of Psychostick. I'd love to see them and NSP headline together someday 😍

[@hrodga]

I feel like he's mentioned them before. I'd honestly be surprised if he didn't know of them, though.

[@zeldadonkey1]

Sign- has a music note with a slash in it, and the slash is the flute Arin- immediately uses flute, spams it and tries jumping unsuccessfully to get the candle

[@resileaf9501]

That's what we call a trap. You might suspect that this symbol means you have to use the flute to make something happen, not realizing that making the thing happen makes the candle impossible to reach.

[@zeldadonkey1]

@@resileaf9501 .....it has a cross in it though, meaning no music. It's only a trap if you aren't paying attention

[@resileaf9501]

@@zeldadonkey1 Yes, that's the definition of a trap.

[@zeldadonkey1]

@@resileaf9501 it would be a trap if there was no cross, a cross means don't do it. Do you swim in a place with a sign that has a cross and a swimmer and go "that's a trap"?

[@TheRealBatabii]

To be fair, I've seen other people make this same mistake.

[@LithmusEarth]

So we have three brothers at our BGC whose names are, "Saint", "King", and "Legend". No Joke. So when that young man grows up one day, it could be that he does, "Hold for Legend."

[@simplycha0s]

6:14 The “you got it Mr.G” voice made me so happy 🥹 hoping Jenny and Sandra are still slappin that bass and tootin that trumpet (x

[@tmiller12051]

Danny’s song in this one is up there with Yellvis for me 😂

[@YouDonMessedUp]

So happy to get more of this playthrough!

[@theincrediblehibby8239]

PLEASE I need more of this amazing game overlaid with your hilarious whimsy 🥺

[@shintanetagawa]

Please continue with this one. I'm actually enjoying it a lot

[@Narutosonicrule1245]

Game Grumps knowing Li ZiQi was not on my 2024 bingo, but her channel was taken by her producers, she had gotten into a legal fight with them for years, there was some strange videos of her that came out and were promptly hidden, I heard that they settled, and she did want to come back to make videos, maybe under a new account, but I haven't seen anything from her just yet. I love her content and a lot of us are still waiting for her return some day, I hope her and her grandma are doing well Also please more of this game, thank you

[@JustBloo]

I wasn't expecting a Mighty Boosh reference today but I deeply love it 😆!

[@HaveYouGotACameraOnYourPhone]

The fact Dan loves Boosh and Young Ones, I'm sure he would love Father Ted too!

[@nathanmaiden8183]

Please finish game, every episode brings me so much joy

[@cptn.penguin902]

I can't tell if Arin refuses to use the shield ability (like per usual) or if he just forgot it exists ...

[@BornDepressed]

Arin seeing a literal NO MUSIC sign on the screen then spending two minutes trying to get the thing he literally just revoked from himself...

[@opalescent4694]

Oh, Dan would hate to learn how many of those 'we rescued an animal' videos are actually... People who have harmed those animals in order to 'rescue' them. It happens most often with turtles, where people glue things to their shells (read: their spines) which harms them.

[@alexhaladay4345]

I'm guessing that whole issue of the word "flesh" for Dan might be coming from Rocky Horror Picture Show and that line, "sins of the flesh" in Don't Dream It

[@HugLife5903]

I love how this game is simultaneously an homage/parody of CDi Zelda, while also being like “what if it played well?”. And the cutscenes are fun, and Arzette is honestly a fun protagonist. Girl could be an IL

[@HugLife5903]

*Girl could be an IP

[@KiltedBlackDragon]

this is such a great series, i'm glad you guys decided to play it.

[@MrChristianDT]

Damn. KZbin finally figured out how to make their commercials match the vibe of the video. Advertised a car with LARPers joking about each other's mounts, then the one introduced her SUV & called it a legendary item. Lol

[@YourFinalCourtesy]

Pretty sure the flute sound at 3:37 is the same one (or extremely similar) to the one Zelda plays in Wand of Gamelon.

[@nicholiswood4235]

I love the idea that like "THREE" threes already three. O.o o.O O.o "FOUR"

[@AlphaWolf567]

Oh man! I hope they complete this game. When I streamed it, I was getting all excited meeting all these cool and crazy characters. Can’t wait for them to meet bone daddio and the demon fangirl

[@marcusgay7988]

Yes please keep this one up, it’s a fun one to watch, I got to see the end now, I’m too invested.

[@Anetaeus]

6:50 makes me think of “you lied to me!”

[@SpookiCooki]

Of course we want more of this!

[@pierpaolomercurio]

Honestly, great series. Also, the fucking 1 2 3 4 song was hilarious

[@stuartcodd3568]

I hope they keep going with this series. I'm so invested!

[@Zaxtur]

NO ORANGE BORDER!!!! NO ORANGE BORDER!!! HOLY FUCK THERE'S NO ORANGE BORDER! WTF?! THE ORANGE BORDER IT'S GONE! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THEY FORGOT THE ORANGE BORDER! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! i actually fucking hate the orange border it burned into my smart tv...

[@hubertblack1485]

Arin: *Comes up to a sign that clearly says "No music."* Also Arin: *Plays music anyway and loses the platform needed to get a candle* Also also Arin: *Tries for like a full minute fruitlessly to get the candle before giving up* Oh, Arin Hanson. Never change.

[@AnimeFan_2013]

8:31 - Was that a gun cocking sound? Hahahaha 10:34 - Hahaha, so happy this bit is still alive 11:45 - He might not be wrong, based on a Hololive animation that sort of explained it by 'Heirs Animated' 15:52 - Hahaha 18:34 - Jesus christ, Arin 20:28 - .....wow 22:48 - I've seen ads for stuff like that, even a few YT Shorts 23:55 - Doubt 24:14 27:01 - Hahahaha

[@SSmotzer]

I like how Arin saw a giant "no music" sign and instantly played music, destroying the platform he needed to use to get the candle, and instead of owning up to his mistake, he tried fruitlessly to reach it before saying he must need an upgrade to get it.

[@Victorina]

This game is surprisngly good, like it would be cool to see a remake. Also just before Dan made his refractionary joke I was also thinking it xD

[@Whelt]

This game came out in February!

[@Curiacity]

really would love to see more of this game from you guys!

[@sprybug]

Part where it has the symbol NOT to use the flute. Arin uses it. Now can't get the candle. Spends the next minute double jumping trying to get it. That's Arin! Also, will he ever figure out in the Desert that there's a key he kept walking past to open that door? It's why it still has that exclamation point on it.

[@AKA_Kira]

Always down for more Arzette

[@BaconRage98]

So uh... There's no heterosexual explanation for the way the Ice Queen speaks to Arzette